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flipperbrain-awakes · 27 days

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My poor distraught vampire

#his pain and rage is ugh #mitchell #aidan turner #lyndsey marshal #being human uk #this show bums me out #why do I watch it?#i love his sneery face #that's why

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dontlookatmytmntcollection · 1 year

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Donnie is more outgoing than we give him credit.

I'm so soft for any and all shy, socially awkward Donatello headcanons.

But to me, Bayverse Donnie doesn't seem like the type to be shy? Awkward, yes, but he's like, second to Mikey when being outgoing.

Like how he talked when he hacked April's computer. Or when both Mikey and Donnie were excited to talk about the Lair while April was blindfolded.

Donnie is the one who has April's phone # and is the one she goes to if she needs stuff.

Donnie annoys Raph for fun, leads chants, throws baseballs around, does whatever the fuck that head whip was when Mikey introduced him, lmfao.

And he's just as athletic! He plays sports, and he kicks ass all the time in the movies. But he's definitely written as a complete dork about it, lol

Idk like a lot of stuff.

He's definitely awkward, but he's so fucking sweet and expressive and April and Donnie definitely had crime buddy energy going on in the second movie.

#cuz you know what #out of all of them to be truely shy and socially awkward #its raph.#raph is the super socially awkward and shy one #just look at him #if hes not allowed to be sneery or roll his big muscles around he is a fucking dork #'not the elevator scene' in the first movie #getting hit by a plane and waving to the pilots #the entire scene when hes trying to make a plan with april and casey #this is awkward scene #how he reacts when mikey is introducing him #tmnt donatello #bayverse #raphael #bayverse donatello #tmnt bayverse #tmnt headcanons #my writing

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clefairytea · 8 months

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Every time someone mentions Sarah Schulmans ‘Conflict Is Not Abuse’ I just wish there was like. A better exploration of the core ideas written by someone taking a more objective, evidence-based approach who accepts online communication as an unavoidable aspect of life. Because man I like the core idea but I did NOT like that book.

#clefairy squeaks #She stretches the same talking points to breaking #Consistantly blames text based communication with the nigh useless insistence conflicts should be resolved face to face #(as if that is always possible)#And also takes a really sneery unpleasant tone that steps on her own point more than once #Also stretches this model of interpersonal conflict with ending up overblown to like…#Stuff like the Israel-Palestine conflict and idk Sarah I don’t think this is it

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creaturefeaster · 1 year

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Rede has a resting bitch face syndrome

He and Foxglove both.

#though his is more sneery and hers is more I'M BATTLING A WAR OF WILL WITHIN MY MIND AT ALL TIMES LEAVE ME ALONE #brambleramble

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thegrayjedi · 1 year

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i gotta get this out--i really wish tumblr would stop making fun of food.

it's just... tumblr's fun new game of pointing and laughing at weird food--mostly midwestern food--really rubs me the wrong way. and look, i get it--some of it may not be very appealing if you didn't grow up eating it. i didn't grow up eating it. i grew up in the american midwest, but in chicago--the food in chicago is a pretty far departure from the rest of the midwest. those staples i've seen floating around in polls and posts, like snickers salad and canned green bean casserole? they weren't things i ever ate, let alone heard of, as a kid. and honestly? all the mayo and cool whip based salads did gross me out when i first experienced them in college (moved to iowa), and the majority still really aren't my thing.

but here's the thing--all those mayo-based pasta salads? the jello and cool whip salads? the casseroles made exclusively with canned and frozen goods? the meatloaf? they aren't just midwesterner food. they are often poor and/or rural midwestern food.

because mayo and jello and canned goods are cheap and have a long shelf life, so they'll last if you can't make another trip 30+ minutes to the store this month. because you can easily fill a deep freeze with frozen potatoes and veggies and meat and not have to worry about the money you're wasting when they spoil. because adding breadcrumbs and seasoning and ketchup to that last scrap of ground beef is going to help stretch it into a proper meal for your family so now you don't have to throw it away and it will still taste good.

sure, not every person today who is making hot dish or stained glass salad is dirt poor and living in "the middle of nowhere." not every meatloaf ever made was cooked up out of desperation. some people eat tuna tetrazzini casserole because it is quick, easy, and they just like it. but that is still their food. it is all someone's food. i thought we learned not to make fun of people's food when we realized who we hurt when making fun of southern food, or appalachian food, or the plethora of other cuisines that we have seen derided as "gross" and "unhealthy" time and again. people get hurt when you mock their food.

part of being human is being different from each other, and i think its good to acknowledge. i don't think there is anything wrong with acknowledging that something isn't to your taste, that you find it strange or weird or curious. i don't think there's anything wrong with having fun with it either! i think its really great to have fun discovering and trying weird new shit, even if you still don't like it afterwords and just confirm that its too weird for you! but i do think there is a line in the sand that takes the fun somewhere mean and tumblr's exploration of midwestern and other wierd food seems to be stepping over it. people intentionally misrepresenting dishes, sneering at the ingredients, seeking out recipes but making them poorly and talking about how nasty the results are, and just... mocking food. its just really been leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

#food #food polls #midwestern food #long post #ish #ok to reblog #added the food polls tag because as far as i can tell it was that one poll that went around that started this joke #you know the one im talking about #one of the options is unseasoned meatloaf #and i think another is snickers salad #anyway ill take it off if anyone has a problem with it but i really feel like it should be there #not the usual m/o on my blog but like i said #i gotta get this out #its just really been bothering me #i did see a different poll recently with like watergate salad and cactus fries that is all about embracing 'wacky fun'#which i really really like #i wish more people would jump into trying and talking about these foods like that #its been feeling very rude and sneery besides

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bradshawsbitch · 1 year

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Also I’m having cramps so if I’m even bitchier than usual that’s why my fuse be so fucking short rn

#actually used my most passive aggressive sneery voice at one of the people at work today

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buck-yyyy · 1 year

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i want to punch this bitch in the fucking jaw i hate him so much WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM

#he’s fucking awful #tormented me in elementary and middle school #spread a rumor that i was dead when i was in the hospital #made fun of me all the fucking time #choked my girlfriend by her hoodie strings and called her a fag #is a literal fucking criminal #there are Allegations against the bastard (yes. that kind.)#and he knows i hate him. he knows i can’t stand to be around him #and yet #AND YETT #he keeps staring at me. like he fucking WATCHES me in class until i notice and he looks away but not before giving me this stupid fucking #sneery look #he constantly tries to get on my nerves with the simplest things and it works EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.#i hate him i hate him i hate him so much

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jurisffiction · 2 years

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how i only just heard this and assumed it was from like Kiss era but it was released in 2020. pray for me

#it's soooo choppy and sneery And! Then! Never speak again:^)

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birthclod · 1 year

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certified cookie weirdo moment but, I watched vinny's detective pikachu corruptions and enjoyed them thoroughly but there was a weird scientist guy in one of the corruptions and it ended with him saying "do you think you would be willing to soak in a tank for about a month or so?" in a nonchalant expressionless voice and. I'm ngl that's a bit hot, dare I say

#when the cookie crumbles #pokemon #the guy seems up my alley aside from being a scientist anyhow. less than social. sneery. Suspicious #colress is the one true pokemon scientist in my heart but i can make room for another lesser being.#i looked up the voice cast for the game and it turns out he's voiced by todd haberkorn which. is understandable #sorry for liking men. as if it's my fault.

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myauntspen · 1 month

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I’m thinking that the conversation on the wall as the humans made their way away from Eden was a major formative moment for Crowley.

When Crowley says “You’re an angel, I don’t think you CAN do the wrong thing,” he is absolutely yanking Aziraphale’s chain. The book explicitly says it’s sarcasm and in the show, David Tennant’s delivery makes that clear with his smirk and sneery tone.

But when Aziraphale innocently takes the comment at face value, Crowley lets him think it was sincere. It’s his first act of kindness toward Aziraphale. My reading is that Crowley is happily surprised that an angel would allow himself to be comforted by his words and it takes away his desire to tease. He got his first little taste of doing good AND HE LIKED IT!

That interaction is perhaps the first time Crowley realized that he’s not necessarily cut out for sowing misery.

Also, consider his shock at Aziraphale’s admission.

Crowley was told to come to Eden and make trouble so he did. He doesn’t seem to have thought about it at all, just got an order and executed it. What if learning that Aziraphale has given his sword away is the thing that makes Crowley realize that he, too, can make his own unexpected decisions.

It was Crowley that gave free will to the humans, but maybe it was Aziraphale that made Crowley realize that he could also have free will. Even though Aziraphale hasn’t embraced his free will, he has perhaps just given Crowley the impetus he needed to do so.

And later, Crowley returned the favor when he explained about going along as much as you can. That was painful for Aziraphale but helped him to be more himself. It was a moment when he realized, like Crowley on the wall, that if doing good means breaking the rules sometimes, then sometimes that’s what must be done. In his guilt and fear, he didn’t put that together in Eden, but Crowley showed him at Uz.

Anyway, I’m rambling, but these two have made each other better, and happier, since the world existed and that’s just lovely.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #bildad the shuhite #garden of eden #good omens meta

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hollowtones · 9 months

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Holly if you were going crazy in a bioshock or similar, what audio diary would you leave behind?

There's this one guy in the first "Bioshock" game, completely irrelevant minor NPC, maybe only appears in this one single audio log. Got kind of a sneery, slightly gravelly, middle aged 20's cartoon mobster kind of voice. Keeps smacking his lips loudly. Entire audio log is about this really, really shitty brand of cigarettes in Rapture that he loves & how much he loves to smoke them. It's the single thing from that game that sticks out in my memory the most, above literally everything else. I'd probably leave behind something like that. I don't smoke or do drugs myself, though, so it'd probably have to be about, like, some really shitty convenience store sandwich I like or something. That or a log where I'm crying about how much I miss birds. Probably the sandwich one, though.

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babeeangel · 11 months

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a toxic side of your relationship.

because every fairytale has its flaws ~

angsty short texts (<100w\character). Part 2 with more characters upcoming (you can comment for someone specific)

Isagi Yoichi, Reo Mikage, Itsohi Rin, Shidou Ryuusei, Itoshi Sae, Meguru Bachira, Otoya Eita, Michael Kaiser, Rensuke Kunigami.

[pt 2 includes: lorenzo, nagi, barou, yukimiya, karasu, ness] [pt3 includes: aiku, niko, hiori, chigiri, kurona]

Isagi coddles you too much. He feeds in your delusions, mostly by accident, because he apprehends the awkward moment where he breaks you from within. He keeps the harsh truth unbeknownst to you, he wrongfully thinks white lies are for the best. Sometimes reality hits anyways, and someone tells you with authenticity what's wrong with you. It hurts harder, because you’ve always had these extraneous walls protecting you.

Reo thinks materialistic love can make up for anything. He makes mistakes, just like everyone does, but he never really apologizes. He just sends you an impersonal gift, thinking it’ll make you forget.

He’s not always as present as you’d like him to be, but he defends himself saying he provides everything you could wish for. Except sometimes love cannot be touched.

Rin doesn’t realize he has an impact on you. He’s so focused on himself, he forgets his harsh words or dirty looks mean something to others. It’s like he forgets interactions go beyond time. He doesn't understand why get so caught up over something he did. “Why does he matters to you that much ?” He won’t accept that he is now part of someone else’s everyday life.

Shidou pushes your buttons on purpose. When you fight, he does and says exactly what he knows will make you out of your mind. He considers that the one that gets the loudest ‘lost’, so he will make it happen. That’s also his way of taking out his anger, making you the maddest possible. He will cross lines to make you sad or angry. He doesn't know where to stop, it's kinda immature.

Sae lowers your self-esteem with how better he is than you. You know that he surpasses you at everything, it’s almost ridiculous. Looks, intellect, strength, sociability. You’re just constantly reminded that everyone will love him better. His ego stops him from denying it or comforting you. Deep down, he likes feeling superior.

Bachira can be judgy. He has this look that makes you feel so stupid. When he doesn’t approve of something, you’ll just know. Because he thinks he has the singular right answer for everything. Sometimes you feel like you should not be entirely yourself, because he’ll have something to object to.

Kunigami is not the same in group settings as he is when alone with you. When he’s with his friends, it’s like he changes from a less thoughtful, caring person, to a sneery, detached individual. He probably doesn't do it on purpose, but it makes you feel so dumb and belittled.

Otoya is not as involved as you. He cares so little for your relationship, especially compared to you. He acts detached, is passive and sometimes even has the nerve to refuse plans you offer. If you didn’t do anything, your relationship would probably melt off instantly. It’s like he doesn't value your love to its true significance.

Kaiser gaslights you. He hates arguments and he hates being wrong. So if you even mention the possibility of him fucking up, he will completely turn it around to make you the bad guy. And if he does apologize, you know it comes with guilt tripping and unfulfilled promises. It’s like he cannot admit his mistakes, but on top of that, he blames it on you.

A\N: thought of this because i want my Isagi person who will always agree with me even when i'm wrong~ Unrealistic tho, ik

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landsel · 1 year

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lol realized I forgot to post this~ I watched that one Jenna Marbles video where they make bleached tie dye and my brain was like, "beep boop bitch put Leo in one of those" then I blacked out for a couple hours and bippity bop here he is~

He's just hanging outside of Reader's apartment~ notice the blooming Sneeris vine growing nicely~ 💙🐢💙

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munsonbrackets · 6 months

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Tutor Astarion

https://href.li/?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lHIfng6qd90 IDK why this makes me feel something, but I’m not mad about it.

Like imagine being some shitstain of a student (on purpose lowkey) and Astarion having to tutor you because he’s the best in the class, which of course he is considering he is a fucking elf. Like why wouldn’t he understand Elvish and Espruar?

And at first, you were genuinely trying to appease him. Every teacher you have ever had has told you that your pronunciation is remarkable, no matter what script you spoke. Really, your accent might actually just be the only thing preventing you from failing this class. And you might also not be failing because Astarion, top of the class (fucking showoff), is tutoring you.

Truly, they could have given you anyone else, even Halsin tried to volunteer (but he was quickly shut down by the teacher). No. Your dear teacher decided to kill two birds with one stone in a very simple manner. By teaching them how to throw. Astarion seemed to severely dislike teaching others what he had so simply been raised with and you were going to probably fail this class.

And at first, you hated it as much as he did. The sneery remarks that he made, as though he was mad at your parents for not teaching you something as simple as Espruar, you would be quick to respond in an indifferent snide comment in infernal. A language that he was, funny enough, not familiar with. Which just seemed to frustrate him even further.

But then he corrected you, he was right with his correction, but there was still something in that snappy tone and sneering face that made your heart skip a beat.

The assignment was simple, you thought. Send a letter designated to your teacher. The letters' contents could be a memory, a short trip or a fun story you had come up with. And while you were supposed to have said ‘aerister’, a teacher, instead you accidentally said ‘ageas’, a guard.

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Astarion looked at you from underneath a quirked brow and a slightly open mouth as if to ponder if you had finally gone mad or maybe to silently say ‘are you stupid?’, which obviously weren’t the words that came out of his mouth. “You wish to send this letter to your guard?”

You looked back at him with the same sneer, but also intense confusion. Did ageas mean guard? You swore you remembered it meant teacher… Astarion made no effort to tell you what ‘teacher’ was, so you spoke up instead “Obviously not! I know that ageas means guard! What I meant to say was-” You furiously scrolled a couple pages in your dictionary, trying to remember what ‘teacher’ was in Elduran, “‘aethus’.”

Astarion’s face dropped into a plain old sneer, without the look of your stupidity in his mind, and you felt a shit eating grin spread across your face. You were right, you had definitely been right-

“The word you’re looking for is ‘aerister’.” He sneers out, obvious pronunciation when he says it, so that you might repeat it. But there isn’t a moment for you to speak before Astarion snickers and speaks in a playfully condescending tone-

“Unless you wish to send this letter to a male harper, which I won’t shame you for, it just simply isn’t the assignment.”

And you feel your heart thump. One hard heartbeat that makes all of the air in your lungs metaphorically rip out of your body, makes a tingle shimmy itself up your spine to make all of your hairs stand on edge, makes your heart feel like it has beat its last.

You could feel the muscles around your eyes spasm in small, practically unnoticeable, twitches as you quickly blurt out-

“Aerister! Anyways, are we done now?”

Before you allow Astarion to sneer something back, you start throwing your pens into their respective places and leave quicker than you ever have. You only feel the heat of embarrassment creep up your neck after you are fully out of view of his gaze. With an exit like that, he must be just feeling…something? You didn’t feel like worrying about it and you head down the hall, heading home to figure out your own thoughts before you worry about his.

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bougiebutchbitch · 8 months

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NAMI WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN ALONE (after her mother's death) AND WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN CONNING AND STEALING AND SCRAPING AND SAVING EVERY PENNY DESPERATELY TO TRY AND SAVE HER PEOPLE - THE SAME PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE SHE'S A TRAITOR, WHO HATE AND FEAR HER - NAMI WHO IS SO SMIRKY AND SARCASTIC AND SNEERY AND STRONG - NAMI WHO CANNOT LET HERSELF HAVE A SINGLE MOMENT OF VULNERABILITY IN CASE THE WALLS OF LIES SHE HAS BUILT AROUND HERSELF COME TUMBLING DOWN -

NAMI TRYING ONE LAST, DESPARATE TIME TO PUSH LUFFY AWAY

THEN FINALLY CRUMBLING AND WHIMPERING 'HELP ME'

AND LUFFY GENTLY BUT FIRMLY PLACING THE STRAW HAT ON HER HEAD AND WHISPERING, 'OF COURSE I WILL'

I think I have to go lie down

#I AHVE SO MANY eMOTIONS AHDKJDHGLHDFGKHJDFG #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #sobs #they are CREW #:screams and sobs and chews on the walls:#opla #opla spoilers

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saintmeghanmarkle · 1 month

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Eh? by u/Economy-Alfalfa-2241

Eh? Someone is going to have to explain posh branding to me - the nearest I get to posh is if we've got those carrots in that still have green stuff attached. They're all sneery, those carrots - because Lordy, where do I start?Most importantly: why is Megdusa wafting around in a huge frock and how hard were the camera crew laughing? Why is it so yellow and bleary? Did she dip the camera in the chip-pan? Are we supposed to think she's the long -suffering ghost of Casa Dumbarse: ancient seat of the House of Gobshite?Chip-pan Ghost™? Oh God help me sinners, I can't breathe 😂😂😂Is this Archfail? Or new shiny Sussex? Is one part of another? I mean, ChipPan Ghost is....something, but is this The Brand™? I'm almost expecting this to be some weird psy-op and Ari E is going to pop out from behind the huge skirts of the poshfrock with "ta-da! This is why you need our branding services!" complete with a whole new glo-up and we find out this strange, incoherent mess was all part of how to make a mahoossive SPLASH. Except Ari noped out so we just have a sort of sad.... "blop..."And what if I want Numbnut? Which of these variable organisations is him? This is the most incoherent launch I have ever seen and it leads to nowhere. No products, no services - it's the ultimate "jam later!" but it's posh jam? Say for a minute that I were utterly mental and I wanted to support Brand Suckarse: Reject Royals, then how do I...? Where do I....? Who do I...? There's no overall brand, just these placemarkers each with ill-defined lines.This is their need to stick it the monarchy; Dimbo *will have* the equivalent of the Duchy. But that not only grew up and created an entire market doing so, it's also intricately linked with the Crown and public holdings. You can't just replicate the entire thing elsewhere then try and force it into a business model that didn't even exist when the power structures of the UK were set and yes, the Duchy of Cornwall is private but it's certainly not extant just to feed a product line nor is it a straightforward company holding. It shows how little he really does know of our history that he doesn't understand why he doesn't get his own duchy to play with, waaaah.All that aside and assuming we do the usual bugger-all to stop them, even with everything working out and their keeping this, who will it even serve? Those who want tradition have a billion options, the lifestyle-gurus are selling a curated image based on themselves at least but this looks like it's trying to be BritainLite™ With no disrespect, do they have a target audience in the numbers, with the disposable income and of the strata of society to be buying The Lifestyle? There are plenty of middle-aged mums doing the whole beige thing, the younger ones have different dreams coming up....I just can't see the niche? And don't things like this rely not just on branding, but in repeat sales? Just.....who is this *FOR?* (Well, other than him, her and their egos 🙄)How many vanity projects can they support? post link: https://ift.tt/zLk4K86 author: Economy-Alfalfa-2241 submitted: March 15, 2024 at 03:36PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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