#so humiliating

[wambos-storytime-corner]

Happy International Women’s day to all the superior perfect Goddesses on this earth, especially my beautiful Mommy, Rosie!

Today, it’s my proud duty as one of the many pathetic, drooly chinned, sissified, incompetent boys of the world to be an example and voice for all the arrogant “men” out there who don’t know their true place bowing and kissing Women’s feet!

I mean c’mon boys! Without Women, who would change our full diapers? Tease us? Feed us? Laugh at us whenever we make a fool out of ourselves (A.K.A. always ☺️)? TRY to teach us things like numbers and vo… vow-cab-you-larry? (mommy chose not to spell check that one for some reason! She said it was cute though so who cares! 🤭) Who would spoil us rotten like the dumb clowns we are to them! Who would let us watch them change and paw at our padding on occasion? (no touching of course! 😋) That’s right boys! Nobody!

It’s my hope that soon enough WE are the objectified gender! WE should be paid less. WE should be stereotyped as the ditzy homemakers! WE should be ogled at no matter where we go or how we dress! WE should be talked down to like we know absolutely nothing! When WE get bullied by a Woman, our first thought should always be “I’m privileged she’s even giving me attention! Girls will be Girls after all! 🤤” Personally I think every statue and painting commemorating a boy should either be replaced by a Woman who ACTUALLY did something or have a thick diaper permanently added to his butt 🥰

So to all the silly boys like me, always remember: Your purpose in life is pleasing Women! Even if its just giving them something to point and laugh at~ Heres my contribution! Enjoy the photos, Ladies! 🙈

(P.S. heres a little screenshot of me asking permission to make this post in honor of @roseredcheeks !!! I love you mommy! I’d say I hope it meets your standards, but as a big dumb baby boy, I know I could NEVER impress you besides how full I can make my diaper! I can ALWAYS do more for my Queen!!!! 💖😌😍)

#adult diaper #diaperboy #diaper baby #diaper bum #diaper captions #diaper humiliation #ab/dl diaper #ab/dl caption #diaper punishment #ab/dl humiliation #male humiliation #so humiliating #humiliated sissy #matriarchy #male domination #md/lb #girls rule #submisive sissy #degrade and humiliate me #mommy k!nk #women empowerment #diaper boys #ab/dl story

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

they rly r

#crush #heart #doodles #dumb heart #bad art #lousy drawings #doodle #crushes #ugh #the worst #so humiliating

[fluffykittyscientist]

Vaati goes duck on November 24.

#the duck dance #the chicken dance #at first i didn't want to dance the dance but c'mon it'll be fun #a chicken/duck vaati baby c'mon #so humiliating #vaati #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #loz #tloz #the minish cap #minish cap #zelda #van's post #van's art

[pinkwright]

i knew shuri was dangerous (for me) the minute i couldnt stop replaying that scene in bp where she's showing t'challa the new tech on his suit n she looks that shit up n down before saying "now tell it to go on"...

#ouu u dont get how bad i wanted her to look at me like that 😩 #had me giggling over how she was looking at a MANNEQUIN.... #so humiliating #declared her my wife from that moment on #shes so sexy #my nerd n her big sexy brain omg #sere speaking

[dmistresss]

Dm if you love to get fuck by my strap-on

#panty sissy #humiliated sissy #feminization kink #exposed sissy #chastikey #humiliation game #verbal humiliation #toilet humiliation #this is humiliating #so humiliating

[moonstruckme]

I have a cold (the injustice!!!) and last night I was literally having these like half-awake dreams about Steve touching my face and humming pityingly about how sick I am

#you guys can never tell anyone i'm this needy okay #so humiliating #i need him to call into work for me because left to my own devices i'm gonna go in #mae rambles

[judeswhore]

grown men btw

#imagine ur bf or husband commenting this #so humiliating

[defectivehero]

“Well, shit,” the villain groans, pinching the bridge of their nose. They blink several times, to the hero’s confusion. Their gaze remains fixed on a point on the ground near their feet. “Might as well turn myself in now.”

“What?” the hero sputters, confused by the sudden turn of events. They look around to see if they missed something. Nothing seems to be out of the ordinary, to their knowledge.

“My glasses,” the villain sighs, pointing to the smashed spectacles near the hero’s feet. “My eyesight is horrible without them.” The hero looks down at the ground at their feet, lifting a shoe and revealing a mess of cracked glass. They look back to the villain and find that, sure enough, their enemy is squinting. The hero resists the urge to groan. 

“Come on, I doubt it’s that bad,” the hero sighs, crossing their arms over their chest. An idea comes to their mind. It’s not a great idea, but it’s an idea nonetheless. “How many fingers am I holding up?” For a painfully long amount of time, silence stretches across the space. The hero holds up three fingers patiently, waiting for the villain to reply. When their enemy finally does respond, what they say is entirely unexpected. 

“On second thought, I’m just going to punch you,” the villain hisses, stepping forward. The hero grimaces and turns on their heel to run away, ignoring the shouts of their enemy behind them. 

[©2022 @defectivehero​ All Rights Reserved]

endnotes after the cut :)

it’s so annoying (in my opinion) when people say shit like “how many fingers am i holding up?” or, as they’re trying your glasses on: “wow, how can you even see out of these?!” it’s also super predictable??? idk the moment someone asks to try on my glasses i immediately stiffen... like... no. if i wanted to hear how bad my eyesight is, i would go to the eye doctor. not you 💀💀 /lh

also i know the copyright thing may seem unnecessary but i find it easier to use than simply putting “not a prompt” in the tags. I'm more confident posting shorter pieces with the copyright statement than the simple tag, because there’s less of a chance of someone misinterpreting my writing as available for use. yuh. I've gotten comments saying “bUt thIs lOoKs lIke A prOmpT tO mE” and I'm just sitting here like -_-. i don’t think that preventing people from copying and/or using my writing is selfish, but some seem to think it is. ah well.  

[ plus the prompt tag usually boosts engagement and I want to use it but, at the same time, I feel like tagging it as such makes people think they can use it. ah, whatever. engagement isn’t most important to me, anyways... sorry, I'm rambling. ]

last note,,, I would like to remind everyone of my absolute patheticness (I know that’s not a word but it is now.) okay sO story time my dad made bratwurst for dinner the other night and we have leftovers in the fridge. I planned to have a brat for dinner but when I walk out to the kitchen, the brats are out on the counter... they had been sitting there for like three hours since my brother ate them for lunch meaning they were spoiled...so with my mind set on a brat,,, i had to change my mind to an omelette. sO I went out to the kitchen and started getting the cooking stuff out,,, only to open the eggs and find that THERE WAS ONLY ONE>>> i was so furious lol... so i thought “well fuck it” and grabbed one of the frozen personal pizzas we have... and microwaved it (because i was too hungry to wait for the oven plus the box recommended microwave).. three minutes later i find that the pizza box is a FAWKING LIAR and that shit is not microwaveable in the slightest... so I gave up and reheated some shrimp fried rice.... yeah. it was so pathetic. like idk how i managed to fuck up a microwaveable pizza but 

[not this being longer than the snippet 💀💀]

#hero x villain #hero and villain #rawr #writing #writeblr #snippet #uhhh #I gotta come up with some new tags folks #fluff #crack #idk anymore #anyways #yeah im calling today the dinner fiasco #because it was a fiasco #so humiliating #and to make matters worse I decided to rest my forehead against the freezer lid thingy and contemplate my life decisions #which resulted in an indent from the lid forming on my head... #im such a mess pls

[scarletlizzard]

Convince me.

-🫖

God, this goes against all my beliefs. Anons, all of you BETTER be looking away!! And yes, I will be deleting my account. Fine!! 😮‍💨

Please? You're right. You've been right this whole time. Quite literally... begging you right now.

Please? Please?

#🫖 anon #satisfied? #so humiliating #i will not hear the end of this #GOODNIGHT ANONS

[cum-padre]

Had to help a customer who I gave my number to and invited to a show last summer today

#so humiliating #oh well #at least i tried

[amorettopedri]

that was embarrassing but at least we got some pedri crumbs

#pedri #so humiliating #they were so bad today

[soup-scope]

I watched rhe original planet of the apes with my dad last night and the main character keeps being referred to as “brighteyes” for like the first 3/4 of the film. I flinched whenever it was mentioned as if it was a strictly redactedverse nickname 😭😭

GET ME OUTTA THIS BRAINROT RN IM HUMILIATING MYSELF

#I need to be sedated #so humiliating #i just haven’t heard the nickname brighteyes before until eriks vids #so it was just so jarring to hear it in a different context #feel free to laugh at my expense #redacted asmr #redacted audio #asmr boyfriend #boyfriend asmr #asmr #asmr memes #asmr shitpost

[drmthieves]

nothing more humbling than having to fish for ur little treats at the lidl bakery section

#so humiliating

[sunachilles]

FINDING A MISTAKE IN YOUR FIC AFTER ITS BEEN UP FOR A WHILE IS THE WORST

#so humiliating

[sennamybeloved]

sighs heavily. okay FINE, fine. *unsecrets your secret f/o* it’s khotun khan from ghost of tsushima. you can boo and throw your tomatoes now- or stare at my in confusion, because i can guarantee that most of you have not played this game :sob:

#so humiliating #lotus rambles #【 ⚔️ 】 ✦ * · ˚ — that boy is a monster │ r: khotun khan . #almost as embarrassing as what i chose for the tag

[diokiraceo]

hey me, is there anything you wanna promote? you're so cool and correct about everything btw

why yes me im glad you asked! heres my fic im gonna work on soon i prommy (different way of saying promise): https://archiveofourown.org/works/25702747/chapters/62407816

#is prommy a dead meme #god i hope not thatd be embarassing #so humiliating #jofoes hooters real