#so many eggs

[funkynoshes]

I am trying SO HARD to make like 10 deviled eggs halves (so 5 full eggs) for my family in honor of the Superbowl today, but it has been ....challenging

I don't boil eggs too often and so the first 6 eggs I did, I was like you know what these eggs have been in the fridge for a bit, I don't want to serve them old eggs. So I boiled them and was like I'll totally just make some egg salad for myself to eat this week.

I went to the store and grabbed another dozen and boiled 6 more (1 extra just in case)

This batch, I didn't boil ENOUGH. The yolk is not fully cooked and I'm like FUCK. I have D&D in like 30 minutes, I'm not going to be able to make it in time.

Currently boiling the last 6 I have...I will provide updates, but EGG GODS PLEASE LET THIS BE GOOD ENOUGH I BEG YOU

#rambles and bloops #eggs #so many eggs #egg salad for days for meeeeee #i call that meal prep #good thing I bought bread as well

[koffieplease]

This randomizer run really is messing with me. My nail is pretty strong now, I have almost all grubs, I can double jump, I have level 2 downwards magic, I have beaten Hornet twice now. Menu tells me I have completed 52% now. Pretty good right?

I can't swim.

I can't heal.

I.

Have.

Zero.

Yes zero.

Dreamers.

You know, the only thing you need to actually finish the game.

Wtf game. Where did you hide the most basic things?

#hollow knight randomizer #hollow knight #at this point my bet is that broken vessel has swim #also i have so many rancid eggs #so many eggs

[headedoutleft]

Okay what do I do with the six dozen eggs filling the fridge because the grocery store screwed up and sent five dozen on top of the one dozen I ordered?

#so many eggs #overflowing with eggs #.txt

[bilbobobbins]

grinding battles dot png

#subeta #so many eggs

[b-e-e-h-o-p]

DID YALL KNOW THAT SOMEONE MADE SPEEDRUNS DEDICATED TO HOW FAST THEY CAN GET TO THE PUNCH SOLAS SCENE 💀💀💀

#8 GODDAMN MINUTES HOW??? #THEY USED SO MANY GLITCHES JUST TO PUNCH THIS STUPID EGG MAN #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #solas dragon age #dragon age solas #solas #dragon age funny #solavellan #dragon age speedrun #dragon age speedruns #speedrun #speedruns

[arete-acres]

Today's collection: 92 eggs. I usually try to collect and wash them in the evening, but we were out at a friend's house last night and I came home too tired to do so safely, so I ended up washing a double batch tonight.

Why do we wash them? Well, quail, like all birds, have a cloaca. That's a single orifice that is used for urination, defecation, and reproduction. They also don't really have much of a nesting instinct so will lay eggs wherever. Because of these two facts, the eggs commonly have a bit of poo on them that you wouldn't want when you're breaking them open and cooking with them. Eggs you buy at the store have been pre-washed.

Fun fact, eggs have a protective coating called bloom that is removed when washed. An unwashed egg kept at room temperature will last a couple weeks before going bad. They'll last a couple months unwashed and refrigerated! They're still good for about a month washed and refrigerated.

4 dozen have been purchased by someone in town and will be delivered tomorrow morning when I'm running errands. A handful were cracked and will be given to the local racoons and crows and whatnot. The rest will be eaten by us, probably this week.

#farming #eggs #quail #farm life #so many eggs

[eggsploded]

heiress eternal

#so many thoughts about her #the handmaid #the handmaid homestuck #homestuck ancestors #damara megido #homestuck #egg art #according to hussies book aradia was in contact with the handmaid to receive game instructions #which is interesting considering megidos can speak to the dead and the handmaid is one of the few ancestors alive #so either handmaid channeled a dead aradia or future aradia channeled a dead handmaid #handmaid could of also just manipulated the timeline to make sure aradia was the catalyst for the game being played #or something less more or equally complicated #and without this we just have to assume its maid powers allowing aradia to have flawless instruction of what to do or shes just a #level 3000 gigabrain girl genius at 13 years old #and instead of putting that interaction in the story we got. the dancestor flashes #so im a little miffed about it really

[coralnoodle]

Are you afraid of death, little Phantom?

i had this piece in my brain for like a week

#danny phantom #danny fenton #danny phantom fanart #dp #my art #im normal about this show #i promise #i have hidden so many tiny easter eggs and such here

[obsob]

the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

#mine #original #i cannot even begin to explain the anguish. the torment. this drawing has brought me #and i STILL dont like it. i simply cant work on it any longer i cant i cant. i must be rid of it #eating drywall as we speak #you want to know how many weeks ive worked on this. THREE. ALMOST. #you want to know how long my other cat drawings take me ?? 3 days absolute MAX #anyway. begon foul creature etc #i havent left extremely long tags for a long while hello everyone good lord there are many of you #we are going stratford this weekend very exciting #its going to be a little chilly and i want to take my new coat with me but issue its not chilly right now so i cant wear it onto the train #i do not think. i can. stuff it into my suitcase i dont think that will happen #i am sure i will figure it out #also. no longer vegan . eggs have won me over. egg egg egg. #im having to restrain myself SO hard from buying more wool i want a shawl i want a shawl #i want more cute DRESSES why are nice comfy dresses 10000£ #i look on vinted and its like dresses for popping your pussy in like not. the vibe im going for thank u #anyway. im going to eat crackers now

[eggpriest]

unfinished high(er) quality collection of my stick figure drawings i think you can tell how much raw emotion i felt drawing every single one 

#egg doodles #no im so glad so many people like.. actually resonate with them #i made half of these when i had the zoomies the last 3 have more context #if i find more i made ill definitely add them :D ill create more too i just have to be in specific moods to REALLY deliver the message

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[salubri-outcast]

nearly 1000 eggs in and STILL NO SHINY Char. I do have all sizes except XXXL and XXXS though.

#pokemon #shiny hunting #gaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #fuckfuckfuckfuck #so many eggs #I don't even LIKE ommlets #what would Charizard eggs taste like I wonder?

[ladyddanger]

thinking about the events of the dsmp hundreds of years later being just a bunch of stories.

In a village nestled between tall pines children play Manberg Vs Pogtopia, the names of nations and reasons for war long forgotten as they hit each other with sticks and tackle their friends to warm summer grass.

When their mothers tuck them in that night they tell them stories of a snowy wasteland, so ancient it still holds the scars of long wars forgotten. They tell them of the wasteland’s inhabitant, the greatest warrior this world has ever seen. His name is lost to history but warriors still pray to him on the eve of battle and tie ravens feathers in their hair in his honor.

If the children misbehaved that day their mothers tell them a different story, one of a masked man who steals bad children and drowns them in the sea.

There’s a crater a few miles east of the village in the middle of the marshlands up by a glittering ocean. The crater is so deep that you can throw rocks off the edge and never hear them hit the bottom. Legend says that once upon a time the goddess of death had a son who walked this earth and when he died in her rage and grief she tore into the city that once stood there with her bare hands and ripped it from the earth leaving nothing but a crater behind.

On long sunny evenings in the inns that dot the coastline bards tell stories of a cursed city of gold and glass buried in the heart of a desert where it snows. They whisper the city is full of riches but nobody who looks for it ever comes back.

On stormy nights the Bards tell a different story, a story of a town that sits over a slumbering god. Strange things happen there. Red vines sport up over night. If you listen closely, the people say you can hear them talk. Everyone there has red eyes and cold cold hands.

If you start at dawn and ride in the opposite direction of the carter you can reach the vault before nightfall. The locals claim it used to hold a faceless god guarded by a king but time has weathered the vault’s defenses and the towns children dare each other inside its walls, running though the tight passages.

An old fairytale says if you follow a small barely visible path from the doors of a vault beyond you’ll reach a forest full of trees so overgrown they block the sun. The fairytale says if you walk to the heart of the forrest there’s a prince sleeping there, nestled in the flowers and weeds. The fairytale says his true love and his knights are long dead. The fairytale says he dreams the whole world in existence. The fairytale says a lot of things but nobody really believes it.

#the idea of the dsmp being turned into a story and not even a correct one kills me #there are so many details missing so much lost to time it’s almost unrecognizable as a the loved experience it was #might fuck around and put this on a03 idk #dsmp #dsmpblr #c!quackity #c!wilbur #c!dream #c!gnf #c!dnf #dsmp egg #c!philza #c!technoblade #la manberg #pogtopia #dsmp citzen au #story au #pandoras vault #c!tommy #c!discduo #exile arc #las nevadas #c!emerald duo #november 16th #c!dream team #egg arc #c!sam #c!george #c!sapnap #dsmp au

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #mdzs au #MDZS disco elysium au #This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU. #I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done! #I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together. #Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic' #But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it! #hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?' #I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh. #This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke' #Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3 #Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft- #-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it. #But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone. #wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.

[quillpokebiology]

Thinking about that one Blaziken on that cooking show who refused to eat food shaped like Torchic

#we need to talk more about how good of parents blaziken are #so many farmers will give abandon eggs to blaziken because blaziken will raise them and see them as their own #my favorite instance of this was a Blaziken who was given quaxly eggs and freaked out when they went in the water #because Torchic cant swim well #but when she saw they were okay she would let them but watch them like a Hawk #it wss super cute and super funny #//based on a true story btw #blaziken #quill talks #pokepics #rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog #irl pokemon #pokemon #pokeblr #rotumblr #pkmn irl #pokemon roleplay #irl pkmn

[i-ges]

I’m back! Time to re post this now thats it’s finished finished.

#qsmp #q!slimecicle #slimecicle #charlie slimecicile #qsmp juanaflippa #juanaflippa fanart #qsmp fanart #slimecicle fanart #GOD I MISS HER SO MUCH #I was rewatching slime’s VODs from the beginning #and now that we know her death and Tillin’s was not his fault #AHHHH MAN #I think it only feels bad because now we know how much we’ve lost #like before I was like eh these eggs aren’t gonna last #they’ll all be ded by the end of the month #but! we’ve had so many cute memories #and the knowledge that we’ll never get that with Flippa #my art