#so we always end up at the cheesecake factory

[lavender---sunshine]

this was actually the first birthday ive had in a while where i was happy the whole day and genuinely enjoyed it

#theres a lot of factors i think #1 i didnt take the day off like i usually would so i didnt actually have time to sulk and mope #i got up and out of the house and i was at work where i love to be #surrounded by people i like to talk to #my parents always try to take me out to dinner but since i worked and dad is in arizona we didnt have any fights over where we're going #my dad always asks where i want to go and wherever i want is too far or has no parking or is too expensive #so we always end up at the cheesecake factory #or if i get my way my dad always has a little tantrum about the food or service #and right now mom doesnt have money to take me out but im actually happy #because i didnt have to tell her no i dont want to do anything #and i got to make myself dinner of exactly what i want anyway! duck and mashed potatoes. it was really really good #but she did stop by and drop off a cake for me and my coworkers and a balloon which was SO sweet #i really love that she did that #that meant more to me than anything she could have got me #my coworkers didnt know it was my birthday (good) so i didnt have too much birthday attention (which i hate kinda) until the cake got there #and at my job it was two customers birthdays so i got to give them surprise cake! which was great! they loved it #both of them separately and hours apart upon hearing it was my birthday too went 'ooh leo season!!' that was hilarious #work went by quickly and no random cousins tried to call me #i got to take a birthday bath and wear my fave outfit #and its like...done. #no sitting around feeling sorry for myself. no birthday blues. just a day well spent #:)

[hoodharlow]

Jack taking Miriam to a restaurant that's not a high-end like Olive Garden or Cheesecake Factory

Y'all don't think Cheesecake Factory is high-end 😭😭😭

Miriam was looking at jeans at American Eagle with Jack trailing behind her. They were at Mall St. Matthew's in Louisville because they were going to see Bottomsn per Miriam's request. They had about half an hour to kill so Miriam was shopping for some wardrobe basics and some panties froms Aerie. She ended up buying some black jeans, a few pairs of panties and some biker shorts.

Jack placed his arm around Miriam’s shoulders and they walked around some more. They didn't have their bodyguards with them so it was a nice change of pace. They had some normalcy. A few people stopepd and stared but no one went out of their way to ask for a picture or stop them to talk.

"What's that?" Miriam pointed at ad poster that flashed an ad for Cheescake Factory.

"You've never been to Cheesecake Factory?" Jack asked, bemused.

"No." She shook her head.

"I'll take you after we watch your sapphic shit."

After they watched Bottoms, Jack led her to the infamous Cheesecake Factory. He smiled to himself as Miriam took in the restaurant. She looked up at the tall pillars. What got her was the large display of cheescakes. She wanted every single slice.

"Table for two please." Jack told the hostess.

"Of course Mr. Harlow." She nodded, immediately recognizing him.

She led them to a private table far from the busy tables.

"I'll have someone bring in the bread in bit, but while y'all look at the menus, can I get y'all started on any drinks?" She asked them.

"Water for now." Jack said.

A minute later someone dropped off a bread basket and butter. Miriam reached for the brown bread and engulfed it. She sat back and moaned out at how delicious it was.

"Try it with the butter." Jack suggested as he delicately spread some on his sourdough piece. She did as she was told her eyes widened. He smirked, "told you."

"Is it bad that I kinda just want some cheescake?" Miriam asked as she went through the menu.

"Yes because haven't eaten since breakfast and it's almost seven." Jack answered.

A server past them with an enormous plate of pasta and Miriam’s eyes widened even more. "Is that for sharing?"

He shook his head. "No that's for one person."

"Damn, Vincenzo's needs to step it up because I'm always hungry after." She mumbled.

#jack and miriam concepts #jack harlow #jack harlow concepts #jack harlow fanfic #jack harlow imagine

[pradame]

how did you know being an esthetician was your path? is it something you've always wanted to do?

funny story actually,

i was working at the Cheesecake Factory at the time my mom had came to me with a proposition, she bought a facial clinic in Mexico and wanted me to run it. She basically said “I want you to get your esthetician license out here and go to Mexico once a month to run your clinic, I’m paying for your schooling so you’re going.” We ended up hiring someone else to manage the clinic though, it was a lot easier for me to find a job out here once I was licensed lol

She assumed I’d love it because I’d always been into skin care and she was right! moms do really know best 💗💗

[hollyjollybaby]

My sweetie pie is sick, but she’s being such a trooper about it. She went to school Tuesday, but I noticed she was yawning a lot that morning like she wasn’t well rested. We went to the park after her nap and after an hour she said “I want to go home” which is very unusual and her eyes just looked off. Took her temp at home and it was around 101. Yesterday (Wednesday) morning she slept in super late and her temp upon waking up was 102.7 where it stayed the first half of the day. I gave her Motrin about 20 minutes before her nap and it broke her fever because after an hour, she woke up fussing and crying. Went I picked her up her back was soaked with sweat and she was a normal temp. Today (Thursday) she stayed at around 100-101 throughout the day. She’s had some moments of tired fussiness at night (and she lost it tonight and started panicking when she lost her little pig in the bed) but she’s been honestly handling it really well. I hate that she had to miss open gym and school and also music class tomorrow. Her only other symptoms besides the fever have been a very gassy tummy with a low appetite, a very slight cough, and a slightly runny nose. She doesn’t often get fevers so I always baby her a lot.

In other news, she’s been peeing on her little potty about once a day since last week 🥰 we’re not officially training yet but I’ve been taking her to sit on the potty right after I get her up in the morning and from nap, and most of the time she pees. She gets excited and claps for herself and she likes dumping it out in the toilet and flushing lol.

Jake and I also had a day date on MLK day while my mom kept Holly. We drove up to greenwood for a Barnes & Noble and Cheesecake Factory date, which is one of my faves. Our B&N closed years ago and we both miss it soo much so we tend to buy a lot of stuff when we go. I got this cookbook of 5-ingredient minimal-effort recipes for two, and today I went through flagging pages 😋

AND we got her birthday party date finalized at the gymnastics/open gym place 🥹 I can’t believe my baby is going to be T H R E E and with that I will end this post!

[whataperfectwasteoftime]

Happy asks, you say????

*revs engine, pulls up in an exact replica of Regina George’s silver Lexus convertible*

Get in bitch let’s pretend we’re having a girls’ day.

First: spa. What treatments you getting? Massage? Facial? Mani/pedi? All of the above?

Next: wandering around a bookstore or an antique mall or a garden center or [insert store you could wander around for hours here]. Where are we going?

Then: treats. What can I get you? Something from Coldstone? Cheesecake Factory? A local cupcake shop, maybe?

Finally: free choice! What else would you wanna do? Watch a movie? Go get drunk? Show me adorable and frustratingly affordable real estate I could actually afford that would never be priced so low in my own city?

LESLIE!!!

I held onto this for a few days because it gave me so much joooooyyyyyyyy.

I would KILL for a massage, my friend. The combo of being a runner and being a ball of anxiety means I'm ALWAYS tense!!!

The "downtown" area of the nearest town to me has a quaint (read: bougie) little district of shops and mom & pop restaurants on a brick road. There are SOOOO many little shops and art galleries and things that I've never been into! (Including a YARN STORE and even though I don't really knit/crochet any more, a good ball of yarn is still my weakness. I'm gonna use it, really!!)

There's a local coffee shop, a chocolate shop, some clothing stores, a jewelry store with a suit of armor outside, of all things, that sells antique brooches for $10 (although the last time I was there, the shop owner, who is an old man, gave me two for the same price).

There's also a cafe that has a great brunch menu and sells something called "gooeys," which are, from what I can glean, just VERY under-baked cookies. I'm pretty sure they have crack in them. They have a new flavor every month (last month was key lime pie, which... ew) but my favorite is the peanut butter chocolate chip.

I just REALLY love walking around down there! We could go and browse for HOURS and end the trip with brunch and one (or two) gooeys. There's also a farmer's market on Saturdays, but I haven't managed to get down there for that just yet.

The surrounding houses are OBSCENE by Midwest standards, but I've always wanted to peek in some of them! It's a very well-to-do area. There's a bentley dealership nearby. It's very silly.

There's also a nice bike trail nearby, although IMO it's inferior to The Bike Trail that I based BtR on. It's still very nice to walk on <3

#this is not an ad for the town i live in lol #but seriously Les come visit and lets have brunch #there's a park nearby we can take my kid so he'll be occupied while we talk about writing #or we could just leave him at home (my preference)

[parksaversnews]

Foodie Guide for St. Patrick's Day at the Disney Parks 2024

Welcome to the ultimate foodie guide for celebrating St. Patrick's Day 2024 at the Disney theme parks! Both Walt Disney World and Disneyland Resort are pulling out all the stops this year with festive decor, entertainment, and of course, food and drinks galore across their resorts in honor of the luck o’ the Irish. In this guide, you’ll find extensive details on all the restaurants, lounges, kiosks, and more that will be serving up specialty St. Patrick’s Day dishes, drinks, desserts and snacks at both Disneyland and Walt Disney World for 2024. We've organized this guide by land to make it easy to navigate. So get ready to go green as we dive into all the delicious details! May the road rise up to meet you, and the wind be always at your back as you eat and drink your way through the Disney parks this St. Patrick’s Day.

Walt Disney World Resort  

Disney Resort Hotels   Disney’s Beach Club Resort   Beaches & Cream Soda Shop (Available March 1 through 17) - Mickey Shamrock Milk Shake: Mint milk shake with chocolate drizzle, shamrock sprinkles, and a specialty vanilla cupcake (Non-alcoholic beverage) Disney’s Grand Floridian Resort & Spa Gasparilla Island Grill (Available March 1 through 31; mobile order available) - Irish Cream Cheesecake: Bailey’s Irish Cream cheesecake with Chantilly cream and gold ‘coins’ (New) Disney’s Wilderness Lodge Roaring Fork (Available March 1 through 17; mobile order available) - The Nugget: Vanilla bean mousse, stout cake, and a salted caramel ganache center

Available at Various Locations at Disney Resort Hotels - Pot O’ Gold Mousse: Irish stout cake, Irish cream mousse, and a candy rainbow (Available March 1 through 17 at the following) - Beach Club Marketplace at Disney’s Beach Club Resort - BoardWalk Deli at Disney’s BoardWalk - Good's Food to Go at Disney’s Old Key West Resort - The Artist's Palette at Disney’s Saratoga Springs Resort & Spa - The Market at Ale & Compass at Disney’s Yacht Club Resort - Lucky (Plant-based) Clover Cupcake: Chocolate cupcake with a golden vanilla buttercream swirl and shamrock sprinkles (Plant-based) (Available March 1 through 31at the following) - World Premiere Food Court at Disney’s All-Star Movies Resort - Intermission Food Court at Disney’s All-Star Music Resort - End Zone Food Court at Disney’s All-Star Sports Resort - Landscape of Flavors at Disney’s Art of Animation Resort - Centertown Market at Disney’s Caribbean Beach Resort - Spyglass Grill at Disney’s Caribbean Beach Resort - Everything POP Shopping & Dining at Disney’s Pop Century Resort - Riverside Mill Food Court at Disney’s Port Orleans Resort – Riverside - Sassagoula Floatworks and Food Factory at Disney’s Port Orleans Resort – French Quarter

Disney Springs   Amorette's Patisserie (Available March 1 through 17; mobile order available) - End of the Rainbow Crème Brûlée: Chocolate and coffee crème brûlée with Bailey’s Irish Cream whipped cream (New)

City Works Eatery & Pour House (Available March 13 through 17) - Shepherd’s Pie Flatbread: Stewed seasoned beef, roasted garlic purée, peas, mozzarella, mashed potatoes, and green onion - Pastrami Reuben: House-made pastrami, Swiss cheese, Russian dressing, and bacon-braised sauerkraut on marble rye - Irish Mac N’ Cheese: Caramelized cabbage, beer-braised onions, bacon lardons, shredded corned beef, beer cheese sauce, smoked cheddar, garlic herb crumble, and cavatappi - Jameson Honey Mule: Jameson, lemon juice, honey syrup, orange bitters, and ginger beer - Lucky Grasshopper: Bailey’s Irish Cream Liqueur, crème de menthe, heavy cream, and lucky marshmallow - Dark Side of The Moon: Blue Moon Belgian White and Guinness - Snakebite: Angry Orchard Crisp Apple and Guinness - Voodoo: Rubaeus and Guinness

D-Luxe Burger (Available March 1 through 18; mobile order available) - St Patrick's Day Shake: Vanilla gelato blended with dark caramel sauce, Irish cream syrup, and toasted marshmallow syrup topped with whipped cream, caramel, and green sprinkles (Non-alcoholic beverage)

The Ganachery - Patty's Mickey Chocolate Piñata: Dark chocolate piñata filled with chocolate treats (Available March 1 through 17) - Irish Cream Ganache Square: Bailey’s Irish Cream ganache enrobed in milk chocolate (Available March 1 through 31) Ghirardelli Soda Fountain and Chocolate Shop (Currently available) - Mint Bliss Hot Fudge Sundae: Mint chocolate chip and chocolate ice cream layered with handmade dark chocolate hot fudge and topped with whipped cream and a dark chocolate mint square

Swirls on the Water   - Patrick's Day Cone: Pistachio and chocolate soft-serve swirled in a black vanilla cone with shamrock sprinkles and a chocolate Mickey garnish (New) (Available March 1 through April 30) - Chocolate and Coffee Float: Pistachio soft-serve, chocolate soft-serve, Joffrey’s Coffee Cold Brew, and shamrock sprinkles (New) (Available March 1 through 31) (Non-alcoholic beverage) - Cold Brew-Pistachio-Mocha Float: Pistachio and chocolate soft-serve swirled together with Joffrey's Coffee Cold Brew and Bailey’s Irish Cream Liqueur (New) (Available March 1 through April 30) Vivoli il Gelato (Available March 1 through April 30) - Shamrock Shake: Mint chocolate chip and pistachio gelato with whipped cream and chocolate shavings - Guinness Tiramisu: Mascarpone cream with layers of Guinness-soaked lady fingers (New)

DISNEYLAND RESORT

Disneyland Park Red Rose Taverne (Available March 1 through 19; mobile order available) - Green Stuff: Mint-white-chocolate mousse, chocolate cake, mint chocolate chips, and chocolate cookie crumbs on a shortbread cookie

Disney’s Grand Californian Hotel & Spa GCH Craftsman Grill (Available March 13 through TBD; mobile order available) - Patrick’s Day Cupcake - Patrick’s Day Donut

Pixar Place Hotel Great Maple (Available March 1 through 31) - Cereal Milk Doughnut: Classic vanilla, yeast-raised doughnut with cereal milk glaze, flavored marshmallows, and gold glitter garnish (New) Downtown Disney District   Salt & Straw (Available March 1 through April 4) - Pots of Gold & Rainbows: Hand-sorted rainbow marshmallows tossed into cereal milk ice cream

Available at Various Candy Locations Around Disneyland Resort Including Marceline’s Confectionery, Trolley Treats, Bing Bong’s Sweet Stuff, Candy Palace and Candy Kitchen, and Pooh Corner (Available March 15 through 17) - Mint Chocolate and Cream Cookie Marshmallow Wand: Three marshmallows dipped in caramel and mint-milk chocolate then rolled in crushed chocolate cookies and drizzled with white and green chocolate - Shamrock Cereal Treat: Shamrock-shaped cereal treat dipped in green, white chocolate and decorated in light green, white chocolate and a yellow, white chocolate Mickey

Conclusion We hope this guide has whet your appetite and gotten you excited to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day 2024 in serious foodie style at the Disneyland and Walt Disney World resorts! With festive decorations, entertainment, food, and drinks galore, it’s certain to be an incredible and delicious holiday at the Disney Parks. Just follow this guide on where to find all the specialty Irish eats and sips. And don’t forget to wear green so you don’t get pinched! May the luck of the Irish be with you as you eat and drink your way through Disneyland and Disney World this St. Patrick’s Day. Sláinte! Need help planning your next Disney trip? Check out our new Disney Planning Forum! Read the full article

[vodka-redbull-daily]

November 19th, 2023

*Graphic Sexual Content*

I finally said A---- today.  he has been making a big deal about how he says he's different than everyone else, how he's  going to be such a good teacher, how he's so much better than all these other guys. I was talking about how he would  help me get over J----.  he had me call him for a whole hour the other night. he was one of the guys that was saying that he really didn't want me sleeping around with everyone else, as if that's not what the whole point of that site is. yesterday, he had gotten pretty annoyed cuz I didn't text him all day even though I told him I was going to be out with somebody else. I did actually have a plan to see M-- this morning, but he ended up canceling on me last minute. so, I went out with A---- instead.

 he was kind of demanding and rude. kept saying I was too shy and that I needed to not be shy. I think maybe he was trying to neg me? it was weird and it kept telling me how I  needed to dye my hair black cuz it looks good with my skin tone, how I needed to not get any more tattoos because guys didn't like that, basically everything he thought I should change about myself. I was already pretty annoyed with him I figured I wasn't going to see him after that. don't fucking tell me what to do.

 we went to go to The Cheesecake Factory and he was pretty rude to the waiters. super bossy, super demanding. he also made me do this weird thing where I sucked on his fingers in the parking lot. anyway, we ate some food and he forced me to eat some of his salmon. I mean it was good, but it was kind of weird cuz he kept just piling it on my plate even though I knew I wasn't going to be able to finish my own pasta. I'm never really able to finish food in front of other people. we also got some cheesecake afterwards,  but didn't get to finish. so come I got to take home leftover pasta and leftover cheesecake.

 after that, we went back to his place even though I kind of just wanted to go home. at this point, I could already tell that he wasn't going to pay me. he seemed to be one of those “ I'm going to pay you in experience”  kind of people. sure enough, he just ended up demanding and bossing me around for a little bit before I took off my clothes and we went to the bedroom. there, we proceeded to have some of the worst sex I've ever had. M--- Was pretty bad,  but that was excusable seemings as he's barely had any sex. A---- put on this whole Persona of how amazing he was and how much he knew. maybe he was just blowing smoke.  I mean, he had to be, right?

 I was actually wet when he took off my pants. to be fair, I'm usually wet. but then he went and got paper towels and started wiping me off. it was so weird. that's the point of sex. he literally wiped away all the natural lube.  then, he started rubbing  my clit, was so extremely rough with it. since I just had kind of a wild night with W----  the night before, he was going at it so aggressively that I was painful. anytime I would try and close my legs or push him off, he would super aggressively tear my legs open again. he kept pulling my lips so wide apart, way past where they were supposed to go. it was almost like he was trying to get inside of my clit. it was so weird and so painful and I kept pushing him off because it was so uncomfortable.  he only ever put a finger in me once and I tried to make it very clear how much I like that and he almost immediately stopped.

 the entire time, he was sweating profusely. it wasn't even that warm in the apartment and we were both completely naked. he wasn't even moving that much or doing that much work. I was doing 90% of the work with all that sucking and shit that men  always have me too. he kept grabbing my Fistful of my hair and yanking it so hard, being so painful for no reason. he was sweating so much that when he was leaning over me to finger my clit terribly,  it was dripping down on to me and made a little puddle in my stomach. it smelled so bad. it was so gross.  with how rough he was, how gross it was, how uncomfortable the whole thing was, I was honestly on the verge of telling him to stop or starting to throw fists. I wasn't going to get paid for this terrible experience, he was going to get his own satisfaction and I was just going to be left there annoyed and covered in his nastiness.

 after way too long, and of course too much dick sucking,  he finally put on a condom and tried to actually fuck me. but it didn't work of course because he had wiped away all the natural lube.  I was incredibly dry now cuz he kept wiping me off with paper towels and those latex condoms just wouldn't go in. plus I think he got soft almost as soon as he saw me. maybe he's closeted gay. it was really weird. it obviously wasn't working so he had me suck him again. After a minute, he just decided that we were done.  he said something about wanting to shower and we went over to the bathroom.

 we got in, I rinsed off, then he just started pouring soap on me I started rubbing me up and down. he was still incredibly rough, but at least I was getting all this fucking nasty sweat off me. he kept saying random shit like “ oh I bet you've never had anybody wash you off before”.  first of all, it's kind of weird,  so no people don't normally do that. second one I actually have had somebody do that for me. T---- did that a few times when we were dating. but that was more like reaching my back or for places that I couldn't.  of course, A----  demanded that I wash him as well which obviously turned into more dick sucking because what else do guys want.  this time, he actually came and I swallowed it. which was good, because hopefully that meant that he was fucking done finally. 

He kept asking me if I wanted a towel, but I just got dressed trying to signal that I was ready to go. he spent like a good 10 to 15 minutes in the bathroom doing God knows what. after he came out, he tried to ask me to stay there and watch TV with him, but I was pretty strict about saying I wanted to go home. on the drive home, he asked me if I had a good time and I told him flat out no. maybe a little bit ironically, but that was the loudest  I had said anything to him and it kept telling me to be loud.  he seemed a little bit annoyed,  but it was whatever. it was one of the most horrible experiences of my life.  he dropped me off, told me to text in the next day, then blocked me on everything.

 fucking men. I hate them.

Total Earned: $3,360

Body Count: 15

Dick Pics: 13

Sex Ranking:

B-------

Him

T-----

W----

P-----

F----

A---

G--

R--

T------

J--

M--- (x2)

D--

A----

M---

#blog #daily blog #suagr baby #suagr dating #vodka redbull #my writing #spilled thoughts #daily journal #journal

[realhankmccoy]

"carved into reality by a thousand splendid points of light" that's a weird Reaganism, anyhow, I think it's pretty clear the America that Reagan began shifting everyone over to has been, honestly,

"blubbered into reality by a thousand splendid Cheesecake Factories".

anyhow, there isn't really any 'appreciation' for the one-track mind of the muscular man' needed, and such sentiment is reactionary aka cuckservative. this is a presumption fundamentally caused by the cuckings of the patriarchy.

what man, for example -- name any man -- would look at a beautiful blonde bimbo with her perfectly sculpted body and think 'one must appreciate the mind of this woman the mind that went into driving her to create that'... not many, and probably for good reason, even though those Miss America gals are often far more 'of a mind' than the gym bunny males ever are.

no, instead one must see the muscular man and think -- what if we were to carve open that skull, minus the blood and the sutures and the stitches, but obtain access -- throw out the brain -- and insert the mind of a punk or a goth or a piano player total fucking furvert into it?

then things would be getting interesting. the furries know this, of course, and constantly fantasise and lay the groundwork for a future in which such things are possible. there's no point in telling them their art is in vain.

it's much more compelling to be honest and say that working on your body distracts from working on your mind, and yet you so choose to do it anyhow... i've been telling guys this a lot lately and sort of playing up the cloudiness of my mind and my inattentive nature on historical tours.

Christopher Columbus thought he deserved everything he took. Columbus was wrong, kids. Make sure to wipe Columbus Day off the map of United States holidays. As for Columbus, Ohio... I have not yet determined what a proper fate for it would be, but my thought is that changing it to a fabulous native American name, such as Milwaukee or Chicago already have.... would be a grand gesture towards the greening of Aunt 'Merica.

One of the hottest online profiles I ever saw once was a guy with what I think was a huge radioactive symbol tatted in red on his back and a description that said something like 'botanist and classical piano player stuck in the body of a jock'

I can't remember if stuck was in the profile, though. it may have been 'botanist and classical piano player in the body of a jock' which brought to mind erotic tragedy and horny blurred visions of this guy branding himself radioactive and unable to really focus on botany or piano properly cuz his jockbod is always craving sex with men...'

Anyhow, that kinda thing deffo got me hard.

I don't want to hear about how someone thinks they're Superman. I want to hear about how they tried to be Superman and ended up a dumb jock homosexual who can't quite get it together on those piano keys very gracefully anymore.

Aren't Supermen boring, kids? I think they're boring. Who wants Mister Perfect, Mister Everything other than like those Sex and the City Girls and the suburban nuclear bourgeoisie? Who wants perfect in every regard? I like a big of haze, muddle and such and such.

I'll try and humour 'perfect' as I jerk myself off to sleep tonight, just as an experiment, but I don't think I'm gonna like it.

#gender #jock #body of a jock #furverts

[chaoticsimlish]

Something so unbelivible happened at dinner last night my bf ranted the entire way home about it

So, last night we decided to go out for my nibling's bday and we ended up going to Cheesecake Factory. We had this really lovely waiter who, no joke, was near 7 feet tall so every time he took orders he had to crouch down next to the table so he could hear over the crowd.

There was a couple next to us and I guess the lady's food came out wrong the first time so they fixed it, but this was a slammed night, this restaurant is at a very popular mall in my area so it's almost always full by dinner time. It took awhile to fix her food. Meanwhile we all also had to wait awhile for food, which we didn't mind, we were reasonable, we understood.

When the couple went to leave, the dude called the manager over and my nibling and I immediently looked at each other and knew. This dude went on and on about how bad the service was, how the food took too long to come out, how this was their Valentine's Dinner and that the service ruined the meal.

Once again, we had the same waiter and same service, the guy was doing the best he could with seven large tables on a slammed night with a busy kitchen.

This worm of a man then goes "Well combined my girlfriend and I have 22 years of food experience so I think I know what goes on in a kitchen like this and this is unacceptable."

The audacity!

And then he goes on to say he EXPECTED one of the meals to be comped on the bill, without him having to say anything!

"I mean we're paying for this with gift cards so this needs to be fixed absolutely"

If you're paying with gift cards then what does it matter??

Now between my bf, my nibling, my mom, and I we all have worked in the food, retail, and customer service industries for a whopping collective 37 years. We were all offended that he just tossed this poor man under the bus. The waiter who felt so bad he APOLOGIZED to us for the poor service when he was doing a great job given the circumstances.

We tipped that waiter 50 bucks

No one should have to go through that amount of bs and deal with a customer like that

TL;DR: Be nice to your wait staff! Especially if you know the restaurant is slammed!

#karen story #some bs #be nice to waiters

[saetoshis]

we went and got cheesecake factory! their food is surprisingly good (never had it before cuz i only get cheesecake there)! and you should def make some ramen rn

ONG CHEESECAKE FACTORU IS SO GOOD STOP !! i always end up feeling horrible afterwards but its soooo good it kakes up for it 😋 MIDNIGHT RAMEN OMG TRUE !!

#my fav cheesecake is just the basic one ahsjkaka its so good #but it gives me migraines I STG #but …. then again the food is so good i cant resist shajakkaak #[‹ moshi : moshi? ›] #bimbokutos

[orphancookie69]

Now Traveling: Las Vegas, NV

Who doesn’t like traveling during the holiday season? Depending on which culture your holiday traditions stem from, this is the worst time of year to be traveling. Some cultures do this instead of the normal hullaballoo. As I am in a partnership now that is a combination of both cultures, I now squeeze in travel just before Christmas...

Tuesday 12/20: Left Cali around noon ish and did not get much traffic but way too many cops. Did a rest stop at Valley Wells and I love the desert landscape, its one of my favorites. When we got into town we went to Hash House A Go Go. 3 people split the chicken and waffles, and the eggs benedict. The portions are huge, do not order one plate per person. We then visited the new home builder sites, you know work trip...LOL. We stayed at the Palazzo this time, which is funny we finally ended up there for how often we stay elsewhere and walk over. The rooms are huge, you could easily share that with family or friends. The christmas decorations this year felt a little underwhelming. We ate at Grand Lux for dinner, and even their basic items like salads are excellent, but if you eat there go for the beef wellington. Drove to other hotels to walk around and see the other holiday decorations. There is a new ish hotel called Resort World by Hyatt and they had a cute hallmark holiday walk through experience. It was cold, but if you bundled up it was alright. After we went to Fremont St, for the Fremont Street Experience. How that got...trashier...I could not tell you. Finally got some sleep. I always find it hard to sleep in something other than my bed. 

Wednesday 12/21: The next morning we went to Bellagio Conservatory to see the years christmas display. I was worried because other people in our group had said all they did was get a live 40 foot tree and really, it was probably the best display seen on the trip. Truly the bellagio could not disappoint. And it was kind of nice to see the displays being freshened up and worked on too. After went to Grand Lux in the Venetian. Parking in the Palazzo is much better than parking in the Venetian. Grand Lux for breakfast, I love the French Toast. It truly is the best french toast I have ever eaten. A good french toast is a mixture of good bread and good mix. I find often places get one or the other right, but never both. Walked breakfast off at the Aria after. Aria is one of the new ish hotels on the strip, and I personally prefer the hotels with better themes or personalities (ya know the older ones). They had a not bad christmas display in previous years, this years was not as good. We had a couple of $50 free plays, from myKonami, and used them at Bellagio, Aria, and New York New York. Most of the gabmling was not good, but Deal or No Deal saved our butts LOL. We went to Gelato Bar after, it is one of the few places I like to eat Gelato (when I am not in Italy). There is a whole world off the strip that more people should explore. We wanted to go to the Pinball Hall of Fame, which last time we went to it was relocating so we helped sponsor the relocation and I thought my name was going on a wall? But we were tired so went back to rest. Had lunch at Grand Lux, it is owned by the people who run The Cheesecake Factory. Dinner was Cleaver, an off strip steak house. For the fact that there was 11 other people besides myself...we basically tried the whole menu. Nothing was a bad time. 

Thursday 12/22: The final day started with packing and putting the bags in the car, then heading to Bouchon. It is a wonderful french food experience. Their pastries are excellent, and really the food is still quite good. Over the years I have seen the menu change but it is still very good. The rest of the group wanted to have a buffet experience, and honestly there are not many buffets that made it out of COVID. So walk over to the Wynn we go. The wynn had pretty good stuff, nothing really new, but it felt very classic christmas to me overall in Vegas this year. If you are going to do a buffet, do it early or get a reservation. The line for standby was at least an hour long. Once we got the rest of the group in, we left for Cali. We made a pit stop in the original Del Taco in Barstow. I have been going to Del Taco for sooo long, but the experience at the OG one was amazing. It may have ruined my local del taco experience. The recipe is so different, I had a taco burger! And a tamale! Since we left Vegas around noon, it was almost 6 when we made it back between stops and traffic. 

The only constant in the world is change and its funny to see how Vegas has changed. Price have gone up, but the classic christmas trend is almost a conservative jump back that you can see reflected in society. Travelling is a strange way to enjoy the holidays, but it is not all bad! 

#rant #las vegas #nevada #traveling #pixabay #foodie #hash house a go go #palazzo #grand lux #chicken and waffles #eggs benedict #resort world #enchant on the strip #fremont street experience #bellagio #bellagio conservatory #venetian #viva las vegas #french toast #aria #mykonami #new york new york #deal or no deal #gelato bar #bouchon #Wynn #buffet #barstow #del taco

[canaryatlaw]

ooof I'm tired. today was fine. I woke up to my alarm at 10:30 and got ready, then we headed out. I had to get some blood tests done before starting on the new meds my psychiatrist wants me to try, and for some reason they only have the machine that can process one of the tests properly at a lab north of the city, so we drove up there. the test itself was fine, they had a little trouble getting the blood out which left a slight bruise on my arm, but oh well. roommate went on a coffee run while I was there, then came back and picked me up. from there we headed over to the mall we like to frequent up there and got lunch at the cheesecake factory (always a good choice). we walked around a bit afterwards and stopped at a few stores, I ended up getting a few things from sephora that I realized I was running out of while doing my makeup for the concerts last week. at this point neither of us were feeling too hot, so we just went home. stupid cramps. I took a nap for a few hours, which was nice at least. we had a low key night from there, just the usual things. I eventually showered and started getting ready for bed, and now I'm here and quite sleepy, so I'm going to go to bed now. Goodnight friends. Hope you had an awesome Saturday.

#daily journal #June 2022

[matsbarzal]

hey could you do number 13 under the random/au list with mat barzal??? thank you so much!

random #13. "can we make a tiktok?" "no." "okay so here's what we're doing."

pairing: mat barzal x reader word count: 1.2k warning: mentions of food and eating, tiktok

Mathew Barzal was aggravatedly the most nonchalant person you knew. He had been the same since the beginning of your relationship, never showing direct enthusiasm or any form of stress, constantly demonstrating that he was just happy to be alive, and happy to be with you.

It’s not that you ever complained about it either, per se, it was nice to be with someone who didn’t consistently worry you that something was wrong, or that they weren’t doing the greatest. The only part you ever complained about? His unwillingness to do anything fun.

He was adamant that he just enjoyed the basic necessities of life, spending time with you, eating, hockey, spending time with Anthony, occasionally going on vacation, and spending time with Josty during the summer.

Every time you wanted to do something out of the realm of Mat’s normalcy, you had to practically beg, or force the Islanders’ forward to go along with whatever plan you had decided to participate in that you knew he was going to argue against. Especially if it was a trend you had found on social media, because God forbid Mathew Barzal ever participate in something found on social media, willingly.

“Can we make a Tiktok?”

An immediate groan was heard from the other side of the room, Mat’s body turning to face yours. “No.”

Brushing off his words, you made your way towards him and lightly pushed the phone under his face so he had no choice but to watch the screen in front of him.

“Okay, so here’s what we’re doing,” the screen played in front of him, the couple in the video making their way into a Walmart, picking out the cheapest and most gaudy clothes they could find for the other to wear.

It was an entire date night in 60 seconds, from the couple picking each other’s clothes out, all the way to whoever won each round of rock, paper, scissors picking the appetizer, the dinner and eventually the dessert. You could see the apprehension and lack of joy in Mat’s features, his head trying to immediately shake in your direction after the Tiktok ended.

“Y/N…”

Shaking your head, and gently putting your hand up to stop him, you presented the most pleading eyes you could muster up as you looked at your boyfriend.

“Mat, c’mon. I do everything you want to do, I go to all your games that I can, I spend all the time in the world with you and Tito, the least you could do for me is this. It’ll be so fun! And we can post, your fans will love it. Probably won’t love me, but they’ll love seeing you!”

You watched the apprehension visibly disappear as your words floated through his head, a reluctant agreement falling from his lips.

That’s how you found yourself in the Walmart parking lot, a pair of tie dye sweatpants wrapped around Mat’s waist, and a sunflower button-up covering his chest. An Islanders’ bucket hat covered his head, and his typical Adidas shoes adorned his feet.

You looked just as gaudy, a pair of baggy red and black striped pants on your legs, and a florescent pink shirt adorned your upper body. The small smile that tugged onto Mat’s lips every time he looked at you made the outfit worth it, even just to see the little amount of joy that catered to your boyfriend’s lips.

“Okay, rock, paper, scissors!”

Mat’s rock hit your scissors down immediately, a wide grin taking over his face.

“Mozzarella sticks and nachos it is! Off to the bar we go babe,” pressing the end button on the camera, Mat pressed a quick kiss to your cheek before putting the car into drive and making his way to your favourite hole-in-the-wall bar, the best place you could get mozzarella sticks and nachos that were edible and didn’t cost an arm and a leg in New York City.

He used his teeth to eagerly pull the mozzarella stick between his finger and his mouth, the cheese dropping onto his chin and eliciting a loud giggle from your lips as you turned the camera to face him again, his hands immediately grabbing for the napkin as he tried to hold in a laugh of his own.

“Okay, maybe I’m having a bit of fun. People are looking at us like we’re crazy,” shrugging your shoulders, you just gestured around to everyone in the bar.

“We’re in New York, babe. I’ve seen far crazier than this, now come on, rock, paper, scissors!”

Next up was your pick, your paper beating his rock. The gyro restaurant was around the corner, and ironically, it was yours and Mat’s typical 3am restaurant, the 24-hour chain happy to greet you whenever you got peckish in the middle of the night.

“So, Tiktok, this place, New York City Falafel Co has some of the best 3am meals you want. I know it’s only 8pm, but Y/N and I go twice a week just for their gyros. Absolutely incredible,” his words were sped up, so he didn’t waste a significant portion of the video, the camera panning around the small restaurant as the people at the counter kindly greeted you, their eyes giving you a once over as small grins took over their faces.

“Date night, Mr. Barzal?”

Nodding eagerly, Mat wrapped an arm around you with a large smile. “Yeah, look who finally got me out of the house and into a snazzy outfit. Feeling extra good looking tonight, my good sir. What do ya think of the fit?”

“Here’s to hoping you didn’t pick your own outfit tonight, Mr. Barzal. What can I grab for the lovely couple?”

Mat laughed as he pressed a kiss to the side of your head and ordered your typical meals, the grin never leaving his face as he watched the workers from behind the counter.

The food was easily scarfed down by the both of you, the Tiktok camera getting small action-shots every few minutes of the food and Mat eating.

“Okay, last one. Rock, paper, scissors!”

Two flat hands looked back at each other, a small laugh bubbling up from your throat as Mat groaned. “Can we make it a tie and go and get cheesecake? The Cheesecake Factory is like… right around the corner, and I want cheesecake so bad after that.”

Nodding your head eagerly, you bid goodbye to the workers and made your way out the door with Mat, his hand interlacing with yours as the fall winds of New York whipped past the both of you. Your phone was instantly out, your body turning in a small circle as you captured the area you were slowly walking towards.

Moving the camera so that it was facing Mat, you barely had time to think before he was gently pressing his lips against yours, just in time for the video to capture the last bit of remaining reel it had. His lips stayed pressed against yours, his right hand cupping your cheek as his left pressed against your lower back, your own lips pressing against his greedily.

“Think we ran out of camera space,” shrugging his shoulders, Mat pulled back to rub at his stomach gently.

“Don’t think I can eat anything anyways, that gyro stuffed me right up.”

user763397943: omg that’s mat barzal laceycameron12: their outfits!! what a cute date

beausbarzal: y/n is so good for mat, look at his smile 🥺

user246892083: bet mat picked out that outfit yikes

sparkynyi: that’s OUR number 13

note: AH this was a date i've always wanted to write, and i just know mat would hate to love it. thank you for requesting, and i hope you love it dear <3

#mat barzal #nhl fic #hockey fic #nhl blurb #hockey blurb #nhl imagine #hockey imagine #mat barzal x reader #mat barzal blurb #mat barzal drabble #mat barzal fic #mat barzal imagine #nhl imagines #hockey imagines #nhl fics #hockey fics #nhl blurbs #hockey blurbs #nhl drabbles #hockey drabbles #nhl writing #hockey writing #dj's august prompt list

[parismemes]

THINGS SAID IN DISCORD: NOVEMBER EDITION!

“EY TONY STOP WALKIN ALL OVER MY FEET” “hopefully this person has the gift of prophecy” “at least youre not ALSO part gemini” “apparently a lot of women just go into labor when it floods” “this mf walking into subway like im about to manipulate this unsuspecting employee into making me a sandwich” “im like a proud mother with a gun today” “im coming to your location and im going to knock everything off your shelves” “jsyk if anyone doesnt say happy birthday in here im prepared to show up on the astral plane in your location and haunt you” “im not doing anything except for having an opinion” “you guys have got to stop rectangle squaring things” “dont you know that its emo to have trauma” “hey everyone i just want to say sorry in advance for the way im going to behave tomorrow” “come to the conclusion that i shouldnt be allowed to type things. very sorry” “rotisserie chicken boy.” “i dont agree with my result im gonna find a worse quiz made by a middle schooler” “god im so good at loopholes im so smart” “WAS THIS WHAT FUCKING STARTED MY FUCKING CATBOY AND CATGIRL OBSESSION FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF” “i always feel like a pickle in a jar when ur not here :(” “hey. you know youre not allowed to get good sleep around us.” “either this man is fuck you years old or he just gets around A LOT. or both but unrelated to eachother i guess” “nice going ___ that is just the movie enchanted.” “I COULD NEVER KILL HIM hes my poor little meow meow” “formal apology everyone i was in what we like to call in the business a mood” “what if one day i wake up and i realize i still feel completely empty. what then.” “theres nothing in the ocean i will not eat” “ppl just like to get pretentious about not cracking their cheesecakes” “we're being assassinated for being correct this is political suppression“ “well thats just not true. i can think of at least one occasion youve been wrong before” “EXIT. THE PREMESIS” “___ your bf would eat raw meat. you have no room here” “i was like wait what the fuck other golf terms are birds and then i remembered. birdie” “im glad you enjoy me calling you a shit head” “overstimulated in this cheesecake factory” “we missed you so we are chewing up the couches” “one time i went to a wax museum and i tried to take a selfie with the tswift wax figure but i couldnt even fit us both in frame bc she was so tall” “if you have to resort to gamer slang to win your argument youre automatically wrong” “ill accept it because yellow and purple are basically the same thing” “i dont need to use scientific tools to prove my point i have eyes” “im not having this debate because i want to solve it im having this debate because im right“ “i think the terms of the debate were pretty clear in that it cannot be anything other than green or yellow and since its not yellow its obviously green” “i love you with all my soul but thats the worst and most incorrect thing youve ever said“ “i think everyone is qualified to judge my taste.” “rip king sorry to hear about ur tragic fate“ “this interaction for sure is ending with one or both of them getting alcohol poisoning by the end of the night” “i love watching these minecraft guys go to war. if we did minecraft id absolutely go to war with one of u.” “active decisions can still be dumb” “if that really happens thats more valuable to me than winning any lottery” “i put laundry away when the stars are properly aligned” “i just never stop thinking about it because i dont like the vibe it gives me at all even a little” “hes never done anything wrong, except for the things he did do wrong, which i forgive him for” “i could say the fuck word before too it was just not legal” “ok its definitely not square vs rectangle because then youre saying everyone with a piss kink is a vampire but not all vampires have a piss kink” “thats like saying "oh you like juice? well try this ;)" and then putting it through four water filtration systems and giving them the remains” “how dare you cater to my tastes.” “im going to crawl into a hole in the earth and bury myself” “this is a step backwards. but ill take it as a good omen anyway.“ “i can tell why critics hated it because it has every film element that a critic would not like, but luckily that happens to be exactly everything in a film that i love” “why am i in everyones dreams lately” “i dont believe in colors” “I HATE HIM SO MUCH ITS UNREAL” “(sobbing) i try not to judge appearances but why does your face look like that.” “i actually have no idea how to send things in the mail and im too embarrassed to ask“ “tone wise that feels like a dream i once had about Evil Youtube” “yeah hes hinged but like instead of being a normal door hes a funhouse door that is tilted a little too horizontally and is also randomly placed in the middle of the wall”

#i love to post these because it means patting myself on the back and being like wow paris you sure are hilarious! #rp memes #sentence starters #rp meme #ask memes #ask meme

[planet4546b]

this is an extremely bizarre question i just thought of but. thoughts on the s/n cast being in a lighthearted (??) au a la hs/college/coffee shop au but still forced to meet (group project members, reluctant coworkers, etc.). i have no idea if this makes sense fksjks

ohohoho this is very fun. time to normalify my favorite weirdos!!!!

lighthearted au of choice is 'everyone works in the same shitty mall' because its the one i can make make sense in my head the best. dont ask why jdhslkag

sam is the long suffering assistant manager for a best buy. eric is the actual manager and the rest of the spire network folks are the other employees here. darcy has stolen at least 2 entire xboxes. indrani, grace, and sam walk to the food court together every day to have lunch together and shittalk everyone else.

sam has a ham radio hobby and uses her store discount to buy parts (i havent been to a best buy in forever idk if they have those. bear with me here). she is a radio nerd in every universe and i love her <3

mel works in the new escape room (cy also works here) and is weirdly serious about it?? emily works in a trader joes. jackie is in the weird little board game store you know the kind.

jackie steals pokemon cards from behind the counter for mel. mvp

i could literally just have said they know each other from working in the same store but instead im about to build the weirdest relationship map ever because #ilovecomplexity. ok here we go

mel, em, and sam have lived in this town and known each other since they were kids. mel and sam were closer in high school, but then mel left town to go to college for a few years (before dropping out), and sam and em started hanging out a lot more. jackie just recently moved to town to go to the state school nearby (fun fact: in a previous version of this story it took place in suburban illinois, and emily went to university of illinois urbana-champaign so lets say its there for funsies). emily is also taking classes there so she and jackie ended up in a class together (em is a math major and jackie is the worlds most pathetic physics major so they probably took like calc 3 together or something) and thats how jackie got dragged into the group!!!

sam has the worst little awful apartment youve ever seen (its literally the r/malelivingspaces i dont deserve a bedframe post) and jackie is somehow always hanging out there (jackie lives with 3 roommates and is always in a fight with one of them). sam frankly does not mind. the two of them get a long a LOT better without an impending apocalypse. physics student jackie + radio enthusiast sam spend a lot of time discussing like, the electromagnetic spectrum and also jackie is making sam watch breaking bad and sometimes they play minecraft.

emily: im gonna ask sam to have dinner at the california pizza kitchen with me

mel: what the fuck. thats a terrible idea. why would you take her to the fucking california pizza kitchen in the mall we literally work at. what??

emily: ...... should i do the cheesecake factory??

jackie is the ultimate 'lie to your boss. leave work for no reason. just walk out. fuck it ✌️' guy and is constantly trying to get the other three to spend work hours just sort of fucking around and hanging out with them. like theyll tell their manager theyre taking a bathroom break and then walk down to the escape room and talk to mel for 30 minutes. mel, who takes her work in this universe as seriously as in canon, absolutely HATES this and is like no im not skipping work with you. stop it. but caves eventually and spends a lot of time just sort of wandering through the weird field behind the mall with jackie and getting high. its great

chaos and absolute tragedy when the sbarros in the food court is replaced by a fancy health food place and its the only topic of discusion for months. no survivors

emily and mel are on a much better path towards actually mending their relationships in this world. i think they both still live at home, and having their other siblings leo and addie around (as well as their mom and grandma) makes them WAYYYY less likely to want to tear out each others throats. sam loves going to dinner at em and mels because it reminds her a lot of her own family (and because shes known them so long shes been going over there forever. helped addie with her math homework when addie was in hs kinda vibe. its nice)

also while sam is still estranged from her family in this version, the paternal relationship between her and eric is also much more clear, which is also nice. sam PEOPLE LOVE YOU.

luna this is bad. im actually kind of very invested in this au now. im kind of going to keep thinking about it all week. uh oh. anyways this is very scattered but thank you for the very fun question MUAH

#asks #cherrytries #i legit am KIND OF REALLY INVESTED IN THIS NOW. jhkldshakjg #the ultimate joy of making aus for your own ocs. truly one of lifes pleasures!!!! #also its so fun that like. sometimes i realize just how well i know these characters bc this took very little effort #to actually come up with. i was just like. yeah i know them. i know what they would do. very fun!!! #signal to noise #oh also fun fact about me. i. dont know how coffeeshop aus work??? i dont understand them?? #is it everyone working at the same coffeeshop?? is it one person is the coffeeshop employee and the other the customer they always see???? #like i genuinely have no idea. regardless fkjdsagkas

[struggling-with-time]

Youtube video (ASMR) [Corpse x reader]

Paring: Corpse husband x Gender neutral!reader, platonic

Summary: “omg one where reader is a popular yter and their followers keep requesting them to do asmr w corpse but they cant stop laughing enough to film the actual video” requested by anon

Warnings: fluff. Just fluff.

A/N: As always, open for request.

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“Hey guys, I’m back again with another video.” You greet your audience, as Corpse sticks his hand into the frame, and gives a wave. “I’m here with my friend Corpse.” He reaches out and shakes your hand and you can’t keep a straight face. Making both of you laugh.

“I’m very happy to be here. I have no idea what we’re going to do, but Y/N said they made a poll on twitter to decide for us. So I guess we’ll be looking at that first?” He looks at you for confirmation. You nod.

“It’s not really a poll, it is a survey, where the most sent in answer would be chosen. And I’m worried for some of y’all.” You say to the camera as you pull up the survey.

“I sent in one,” Corpse tells, “I think I vote cake tasting. Which reminds me, you still owe me back from when we visited Cheesecake Factory.” His hand pokes you. You reluctantly let out a laugh, due to being extremely ticklish. Ending up sounding more like a snort, which made Corpse laugh.

“I have no such memories, what’s a cheesecake? What’s a factory?” You joke back. “Oh! Hey, it has finally loaded! Okay before I open it, what do you think the top 3 is going to be?” Corpse does a thinking motion on you, by stroking your chin. You are failing horrible at looking serious and thinking with him.

Corpse finally answers with, “I think me just making a video without you is definitely going to be high on the list, but I’m not sure if it’s top 3 good.”

You nod along with him as he pulls his hand out of frame.

“Probably among us too.” He adds.

“I’m thinking maybe no video, a foot reveal from you, or a cooking video. I’m pretty sure everyone is familiar with the fact, none of us are great in a kitchen.” You conclude.

You pull up the survey, and front and center with 12% of every summision is ASMR.

You lean close to your mic and start to whisper. “Is this what you guys wan-“ You get cut off by Corpse laughing at you. Gesturing you to go on. You keep whispering, “Hi guys it’s Y/N here, from now on we will only be doing asmr on this channel.” Your voice cracks halfway through thee word channel, and you return to your normal speaking. “I think it’s your turn now, you sit there looking like you could do it so much better.” You tease him, “Maybe read out some of the suggestions.”

You watch as Corpse leans closer to the mic and whisper. “On spot number two we have-“ You cut him off. “Corpse I like you, but please for the love of god. Never ever do that again. Oh god. I hate it.” He laughs with you. You joke around a bit more before moving onto the next suggestion.

#corpse husband #corpse #corpse husband x reader #corpse x reader #corpse husband fic #corpse husband fanfic #corpse husband x y/n #corpse husband imagine #corpse fic #corpse fanfic #delias own writing