#soap hacks

[beautyandhealthtips123]

Anonymous person pouring soap from dispenser

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. See more...

#soap #soap making #soap asmr #cold process soap #soaps #soap piping #soap art #asmr soap #soap cutting #soap making basics #soap making at home #soap making for beginners #royalty soaps #soap making tutorial #soap cubes #soap hacks #soap making and cutting #soap making cold process #katie carson soap #soap crushing #diy soap #how to make soap #soap diys #soap video #soap balls #soap boxes #soap recipe #melanie soap #soap carving #crushing soap

[bluegiragi]

accepting no audience criticism at this time <3

#has this been done before #most likely #im an uninspired hack and these two are consuming my brainpower #goddamnit #ghostsoapkonig #ghost #soap #konig #cod mw2

[nerdyloserinfluencer]

Everytime IKEA is trending, I think about the Soap opera that film inside of IKEA and nobody knew about it. Lol

#ikea #ikea hacks #ikea furniture #soap #soap opera #randall park

[vampire-eros]

can someone help me find that laundry hack tumblr post that suggested putting your clothes into a bathtub with washing powder(?) in order to separate excess detergent and grime and oily textures from clothes? (they specifically said it will reek when it's done) i've been looking for it for several days now to no avail

#laundry hack #cleaning #laundry #tumblr help #search #soap #washing powder #life hack

[bunnyreaper]

i genuinely did just think of soap to help me cope tonight, like, thinking of the mcdonalds au coworker johnny !! he'd be such a menace.

luckily i haven't been teased too much yet, but, id want all the teasing if it was from him 🥲😭

#surviving overnight shift with the assistant of soap is the hack ill carry with me #tonight i was on dive which is basically cleaning/dishwashing #and it was gross!!!!!! #and like #a really slow shift #i feel so useless there right now tbh #or like a lost puppy but not in a good way!!

[candacencompany]

4/14/2024

A life hack from Candace!

#art #cartoon #cartoon art #comic #comics #comic strip #dish soap #funny #humor #kitchen #life hacks #roommates #sunday #sunday comics #webcomic #webtoon

[iwashmycastironswithsoap]

Time to wash these cast iron pans with soap and hot water

#washing cast iron pans with soap and water #using soap on cast iron #cast iron pans #cleaning hacks #:)

[lavenite]

i need to get into perfumes <- says someone allergic to perfumes

#I LOVE SMELLING THINGSSSSS #like idk but the past couple days i had to use epsom salt for body pain and i couldnt stop sniffing it it was soooo good #and just now my soap….milk and honey….so so good #but i cant walk into a bath and bodies work without hacking up a lung and most pefumes ive smelt were too artificial… #or too strong idk #i need to do research and discover things but then its gonna be too EXPENSIVE ! GOD !

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

life hack: if you ever need to de-stink a bathroom and there's no spray or fan, wave your open hands around the room while they have sudsy soap on them. This helps spread the soap's smell around the room.

#life hacks #bathroom #soap

[youronlydarlin]

warning: Sex pollen :), noncon/dubcon, some of them are mean on this one, horny desperate men going insane for your hole, not proofread 😭

Jus' over here havin thoughts about sex pollen infecting your favorite boy man

Finding yourself in the middle of a botched mission, you desperately try to open the door that separates you from your lover. You can hear him hacking, n coughing on the other side. N'd your sweet soul's nearly crying at the thought of what's happening to him. Is he dying !? Pink gas escapes from under the door and you don't even have the time to react before it suddenly opens.

Captain John Price who tries keep some of his composure. You must commend him for it, really. But you turn around to see if the coast's still clear and that's all it takes for his composure to break. Before you knew it you're being lifted into the air. Back pressed tightly against your Captain's chest while he holds you up with the back if your knees. He's got you in a full nelson :( And all of a sudden there's a knife in his hands. You cry out at the thought of what he could do to you but you're silenced the moment he uses it to rip an opening through your trousers, all the while he's rutting against your ass, cause he's just so pent up. Oh, you have to understand!

His dick is inside of you the moment it's freed. Tries to be considerate about it, gives you a few seconds to adjust before he's drilling into you with wild abandon. Fucks you so deep, there's a bulge in your tummy and spots in your vision. Sinks to the floor with you the moment he cums, holding you close to his chest and trying to come up with a decent enough explanation.

Simon "Ghost" Riley who let's out a loud grunt before falling on top of you. The impact makes your head spin, and it momentarily knocks the wind out of your lungs. His body crushes yours beneath the concrete floor and you don't have time to recover before the feeling of phantom hands start to roam your body. And you can no longer blame it on your fall, because your trousers are being ripped away by rough gloved hands.

Poor, little, you can't even object when he wrestles you into a mating press :( Shoving two of his thick digits inside of you with no warning. He's moving them in a scissoring motion, and you cant help but cry at the dry, and painful insertion. He's so mean!

"Shhh, puppy... 'I need this..." Doesn't even say please! Doesn't even give you a warning before the mushroom tip of his cock is breaching past your entrance. It's definitely way thicker than his fingers, and a lot more harder to get used to. He uses your bunched up knees as leverage to fuck you deeper, n deeper till your pretty eyes roll to the back of your skull.

He sounds like an animal when he cums. Growling pure filth to your ear while he grinds his dick inside you. Ready for a round 2?

Johnny "Soap" Mactavish who doesn't even wait. He was already hard as a fucking rock, hearing your cute voice cry out for him on the other side of the door. But now that it's opened, the only thing in his mind is dicking you down till your addicted to his cock.

Very impatient. You're literally like a ragdoll to him and he jus' manhandles you so you're face down, ass up :(

Shoves his fingers in your mouth while pulling your trousers down. He eats you out like a man starved. Like this was going to be his first, and last meal. Not a moment later and he's bullying your hole with his fat cock. Babbling nonsense about how fucking tight you are and how he's "waited to do this for so long". But he cums, and he cums deep.

The definition of painting your insides white.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick who looks like he's in so much pain. Unlike the other boys he tells you not to get close. He's not right in the head, can't you see that?? But you're sweet. Too sweet, and he wonders if you taste just the same. He's wetting his lips before knows it. He feels terrible. Eye fucking you while you're just trying to get him to talk about what's happening. Is he ok? He's not dying, is he? Tell me where it hurts, please.

You fret over him, and he's never felt such embarrassment in his life before. He feels bad, looking down at the massive tent in his pants. But he feels worse when he's pushing you against the wall. He's tried to hold back. Really, he did. But there's just so much a man like him can take in a situation like this. And he's trying to whisper apologies to you while he hasn't fully lost himself.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry, just please....Fffuck–let me fuck you. Please..."

He's so desperate n'd whiney. As if he's not making your thighs shake and your brain into goo. He's fucking your mouth with his tongue, sturdy hands grabbing hold of your legs and wrapping them around his firm waist.

It's all too much. You're brain moving slower than your mouth can say "slow down". In a second he's got your trousers to the side, and his pants bunched up on his knees. He's shaking so much you're worried he might topple over. But he doesn't. Instead he slams his hips directly into yours. Your mouth opening in a silent scream.

He cums the moment he gets his dick in you. He's just so sensitive, ok :( And he doesn't stop at just one round, not even two. Three and his cum's leaking out of you, staining the floor and both of your thighs. Still moving his hips like a man possessed. Four, you're nearly passed out. And there's a slight bump in your stomach from where you're sure his cock, and cum is.

Head lying limp on your shoulder, you wonder how many times you've cummed already, or if this was even going to end. He smiles at you, so brightly he looks like your Kyle again. But he's kissing the side of your mouth before biting at your lips.

"Jus one more. Jus' one more, I promise..."

a/n: I literally don't know what bought this on. Are the parts where I lost motivation obvious? Yes? Ok. Fuck Some characters parts are longer than others I'm so sorry 😭 This has been rotting in my drafts for about 2 days. Hope you enjoy this more than I do 😞. Eat up, my loves!

Yours, truly,

–dolly

#cod x reader #cod imagine #call of duty x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #ghost x reader smut #captain price x you #john price x reader #captain price x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #soap x reader #soap x reader smut #captain price smut #kyle gaz garrick x reader #gaz x reader #kyle garrick x reader #gaz x reader smut #x gn reader #x female reader #x male reader

[13thpythagoras]

i think snot is like, bio-soap.

#wilderness hack #out of soap #snot works fine #accidentally just had a bad lugie fall on some dirty dishes and when I rinsed it they rinsed clean af #mind blown #sham wow

[deliciouswinnertimemachine]

my favorite pass time is making bad memes on canva

#soapmaking #bacon #ham #self care #hygiene #hobbies #life hacks #get it cause Jabón in Spanish is soap and it also sounds like ham tee hee #silly goofy moment #tee hee #live laugh love

[all-seeing-aleph]

My first rose! 🌹

#plant theft does pay #plant hacking #pirate life #yes I stole private property sue me #gave her a good home #in a reused liquid soap bottle #of course I washed it first I'm not a maniac

[skylar36]

Hey y’all idk if this would help anyone, but I bought a whiteboard to jot down quick notes that I can reorganize to my liking as many times as I like without destroying a notebook and making myself cry and without having to type instead of write (I find writing to be more enjoyable sensation-wise).

Probably the best idea ever. Need to make a quick shopping list? Done forgot something? Done. Sure, you can make a list in your notes app, but if you’re neurodivergent in the same way as me, you’re probably gonna be spending a lot of time reorganizing that notes list until it makes sense in your little brain and less time actually brainstorming the things that you need.

Whiteboards by nature are waiting to be erased. They’re supposed to be temporary, so your notes being jumbled on there makes sense. But you can have all of the things on there at once in a mess, but it’s okay because you’re gonna take all those and put them on your actual list that you’re gonna take with you to the store (I use the notes app on an iPhone where you can make it a to do list where you fill in the bubble when you’ve put an item in the cart that you needed). Then you can cross off what you’ve put on the list as you go and it’s easier to group items in the way that makes the most sense to you.

Idk, I find it incredibly helpful. It helps me group my thoughts in the real world so it’s grounding and I don’t feel like my floaty lists in my brain are gonna drift away because they’re right in front of me. Which gives me time to actually organize them in the way that suites me best.

I’m rambling again but my point is if you have thoughts like scrambled eggs and that makes you anxious, try a whiteboard. It doesn’t even have to be a big one, they make ones that fit on doors and fridges for exactly that reason but I still didn’t think to get one until late into high school.

Plus, whiteboards are just fun to draw on, aren’t they?

#that turned into a mini whiteboard ad at the end there #oops #adhd problems #neurodivergent culture #adhd hacks #i think? #neurodiversity #neurodivergent hacks #I’m using mine to plan out all the shit I need to do to clean my apartment #there are only 4 rooms in this apartment and I still keep forgetting to take out the bathroom trash with the kitchen trash #laundry is actually 5 different tasks (assuming you already have the soaps and machines) #right? #sorting #loading #putting in soaps #washing #drying #folding #putting away in drawers #hanging #and if you have to bring the laundry to different rooms the putting away is at least 1 task per room #unless you’ve built up a ton of momentum I guess #I’m procrastinating by writing all these tags at this point bye

[alostcuttlefish]

I think what I love about the Murderbot Diaries

(aside from, you know Murderbot who I love and cherish)

It that it’s a very grim-dark distopian corporate hellscape setting, told through the perspective of someone who has seen some of the worst that world has to offer, who’s existence is part of the worst that world has to offer, and yet-

And yet it’s so full of hope.

Everywhere you look, there’s underground shipping routes to get refugees out from contract labour, there’s universities forging documents to get abandoned colonies out from corporate ownership, there’s people buying a secunit so the company don’t realise it’s hacked itself and has free will. A Tlacy employee smuggles out copies of the files to give them back to their owners, a human officer on HaveRatton station opens the security barrier to let Ayda Mensah escape. There’s a planet that took the promise of somewhere safe to live, of food and medical care, and kept that promise for generations.

And for all it can’t even see the hope yet, can’t even really believe it might be there yet (because trauma will fuck you up), Secunit keeps being that hope for other people.

Not just the lives it saves, not just all the times it shows up out of nowhere like a social anxious guardian angel with energy weapons in it’s arms and several lifetimes worth of soap operas in it’s storage.

When it talks to Dr Volescu all the way up the side of the crater, to keep him moving. When it sticks with the scientists on RaviHyral. When Tapan sneaks onto it’s sleeping mat, because she’s scared, and it ups it’s body temperature to keep her warm. When it keeps Amena safe from a predatory partner, when it tells her to go rest. When it hacks the Comfort Unit’s governor module. When it-version-2.0 gives Three the codes to hack itself.

Imagine being on RaviHyral. Imagine meeting a security consultant who you shouldn’t be able to afford, who goes above and beyond and doesn’t even check the payment card at the end, who tells you that sometimes people do things to you that you can’t do anything about, that all you can do is learn to live with them, who’s clearly been through some shit but came out of it with so much compassion. Imagine the hope in that.

#grim dark with left hope #I'm going feral over it #murderbot diaries #murderbot

[greentreefreezedream]

#surrealism #surreal aesthetic #car wash #soap #life hacks