#someone come make me soup

[spindrifters]

the violent craving for matzo ball soup vs the refusal to spend money at the local zionist deli 😭🎻

#I'm going through it lads #this tag is jewish and so am I #someone come make me soup

[midnight-moth]

My brain is on fire and it is just thinking about the stupidest things. Like why do the deer need to eat the grass close to the highway? There’s nothing special there. They could find grass somewhere safer. Maybe something better like an apple tree. Is it like a deer memento mori, eating by metal death machines flying by you? I just refuse to believe they can’t find grass in the other direction. Also - Tylenol has a very nice aesthetic. I always considered myself an Advil person. Ibuprofen whatever. Acetaminophen is for suckers. But I gotta say, all the Tylenol pills are the same shape and they’re very vibrant colours. The normal extra strength ones are a nice shade of red. And the cold and flu are pretty teal green. And when I spilled them everywhere I couldn’t help but think hmm raindrop coded pills.

#I’m sorry I will throw my phone off the balcony #I just feel weird and it’s making me anxious and tumblr occasionally feels like a tether to humanity ykwim #is that even an acronym? ynwim? #well I meant you know what I mean and I really did just defeat the whole purpose of it #my fever is 39.4c which is like 103f and I would like to surrender my adulthood and have someone come hold my hand and feed me soup #update it’s not an acronym cause I fucking spelt it wrong ykwim…..

[spaceratprodigy]

doodled the science club hehe 🥺 they're helping low go through a breakdown or smth

i swear i'll finish this at some point btw

RED OHMYGODDD LOOK AT THEM!!!!!

I wish you could see the smile on my face rn omg I'M GONNA BE STARING AT THIS ALL DAY LOOOOOOONNGGGGG 💕💖😩💖💕

#literally sobbing rn this actually just made my morning #LOOK AT THEMMM OUGHHHHH MY HEARTTT I'm literally so in love #do I tell you enough how much I absolutely adore your art bc oughhhhh I have so many cartoon hearts flying around my head rn #ALSO FAITH IN YOUR STYLE MAKES MY HEART EXPLODE EVERY TIME I SEE HERRRR AAAAAAA #glad jasper low could join the group therapy club he really needed someone looking out for him after oops and gorgon :'[ #oughhhhhhhhh we should be allowed to get him out or there and be his frienddddd I'm so fr #gonna be looking at my screen like 🥺 all day long okay #I hope they have so many warm drinks and cozy blankies and nice soup #they all deserve it but thinking abt how alone jasper is makes me sooo </3333 #no one else is ever gonna come for him if we can't convince him to leave like babygirl snap out of it we can do projects somewhere elseeeeee #captain of the unreliable #friend art #friend oc

[gayroman]

IF TRANQULITY BASE HOTEL AND CASINO WAS A MOVIE (DIRECTED BY ALEX TURNER)

unknown / reddit / the goldfinch by donna tartt / alex turner in tranquility base hotel and casino music video / 2001: a space odyssey directed by stanley kubrick / credit / sue zhao / blade runner 2049 directed by denis villeneuve / star treatment, arctic monkeys / warp speed chic / anyways, arctic monkeys / alex in tranquility base hotel and casino music video / sue zhao / warp speed chic / art and the future by douglas davis / the lovers (art installation), sneha solanki / the great gatsby by f scott fitzgerald / star treatment / alex turner in body paint music video / me and my dog, boygenius / ngc 2047 / unknown / unknown / unknown / alex turner photographed by matt helders (2018) / the last shadow puppets @ liverpool olympia, 02/04/2016 / crush by richard siken / sparkling spray of stars in ngc 2660 by nasa hubble / sleeping at last, saturn / the moon

Here he portrays himself as the director of a film. We can interpret that he means the whole TBHC album in its own right is a science fiction saga. Perhaps in some ways TBHC showcases stages of his life – certainly The Ultracheese which depicts past memories of lost friends, and One Point Perspective which refers to his crafted look of mysticism on stage whilst he also talks about a younger him dreaming of becoming a star. - genius annotation on anyways by arctic monkeys

STARRING ALEX TURNER AS THE LOUNGE SINGER

#please tell me this makes sense to someone #i am the target audience for this post #tbhc #tranquility base hotel and casino #arctic monkeys #alex turner #movies #stanley kubrick #science fiction #tlsp #the last shadow puppets #comparitives #web weaving #richard siken #am7 #am6 #the car #am #come get y'alls soup

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Blood Moon and Harvest Moon after their times as borrowers with Borrower Eclipse after being shot by Sun, both take up some new hobbies.

Blood Moon takes up sewing and can now make a functional doll house with proper furniture for Eclipse to live in. Moon helped with the electronics, like the lights.

Harvest Moon takes up metal work and painting. He makes Eclipse a tiny sword because the mice(in the walls) and rats(in the service tunnels) in the pizza plex like to try and fight Eclipse, who only had an old sewing needle sword. He also paints the doll house and wood furniture that Blood Moon makes.

-Cry

After their experience being Borrowers, the twins will forcefully spoil their tiny brother once they're giants to him again. It'll probably be the first bed Eclipse gets that's comfortable and him-sized.

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #sun and moon show #sams #borrower eclipse #fnaf bloodmoon #fnaf harvest moon #fnaf eclipse #snoweyanswers #cry anon #i love these borrower eclipse asks so much #i love fairies #and borrowers come off to me as ground-bound fairies #*gently holds the borrower eclipse content* #finally some good soup #i want to make a fairy au now #i think someone might have one though #i've seen fairy sun and moon before #i have a strong need for a fairy au now #i'm gonna do it #you can't stop me now

[linterteatime]

Me logging into tumblr dot com to see what stupid shit someone wrote to me today

#yknow who it is #its always the invader zim fandom #idk what they put in their food idk man #i put a dni banner and write dont be a weirdo to these kids on my drawings and the 30yr old's take it personally smh #curate your tumblr #i cant man shits uncurable #give it some soup and maybe it will cure itself #idk #these are the same bitches that say they are anti-harrasment but proceed to do exactly the opposite the whole day #and like #i do get stupid people on other social media but like the tumblr ones are the special kind of stupid that gives me brain damage #layers of assholery and stupidity #cartoon fandoms my belove- im gonna kill someone one day and it won't be funny #okay no murder is bad- im joking some people need to be gone #me when i wanna post art without weirdos on my ass #sowwy for complaining #i know i complain a lot but like #its surreal #what do i do that makes the morons come to me #like geniunely #whatever i just have to live with this i know #thats the only conclusion #simply a deal with it situation #annoying but thats how it is i guess #gonna go watch gameplays bye #sowwy for the rant again #i do try to be funny so it isnt just bullshit written #not art #oh also i know not everyone is an asshole and most people are nice like if youre nice i love you

[riverside-lavender]

guys my bunny is so cute i might start crying over her. again.

#she’s so cute and so sweet and adorable and i’d kill for her #next person who tells me i should make soup when i tell them i have a rabbit shall meet my blade #sidetracked now. can we acknowledge how fucked up it is to say you’d eat someone’s pet. #one time i had a warrior cats fan tell me in graphic detail how she was going to kill my dog. i was 11. #and countless people have told me that rabbit tastes really good. #like. can. can we not? #spiders are like my worst fear but i’d never tell someone with one as a pet that i’m gonna kill it #that’s so fucked up #like. you should be able to deck someone over this w no consequences #anyways. she’s evil but no matter how many times she bites me i’ll still love her #she’s so cuddly rn it is SO CUTE #also i started a playlist of songs she’s come up to me during and they are all hard rock #coincidence? i think not

[skymantle]

stupidest pieces of media in the world (said with ALL the love in my heart)

#i miss it it was so silly. the banter. the MUSIC. AURGHAHHHHHHHHHHH (mike soup scream) #hotdaga #logs #it was so silly but so heartfelt....baby please come home💔💔💔💔💔💔 #was on. well first I was transcribing an episode from season 4 because i wanted to practice making an animatic maybe #but then i realized that someone had already translated the entire series (love on the planet earth <3333) which made me think #of putting matters into my own hands and generating season 6 through ai #but gpt-2 is so scary and imposing eek

[musical-chick-13]

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#idk it's just really frustrating to think that people will ALWAYS make allowances for people they're romantically in love with but #not make those same allowances for someone else they otherwise care about. #that people will risk things for their partners that they wouldn't for their friends #that it's EXPECTED for you to prioritize your spouse/significant other/etc. at all times but prioritizing your friend(s) is rarely even #considered. and when you're like me and you LITERALLY CANNOT DO THIS SHIT BY YOURSELF... #like I know I go on and on about marrying some theoretical woman all the time (and my ongoing...whatever this is. with Musician Guy) #but genuinely I'm not even sure that I want that I think I just want someone who will fucking visit me in the hospital if I get into a car #crash or fix me soup when I'm sick. #like...yeah. in that one story I wrote I think I distilled it down: we all just want someone to hold us when we're sad #and it SUCKS that the only avenue we seem to be allowed to pursue that is through a romantic relationship #right now I have my dad but if something happens to him...I genuinely do not know what I'm going to do. I'll have nowhere to go #if something terrible happens. I'll have no one to help me be a person. and I just. like I really am going to just have to power through #the next 60 years on this fucking planet alone and by god I'll fucking do it but I wish I didn't have to!!!! #and I think this was why the loss of Her™ friendship (which was necessary. for both of us) was so acutely painful. because even after #she got married she WAS willing to prioritize me when things got bad enough. she DID genuinely care about me in a way I don't think #anyone ever has. and I just really don't think I'll ever find that ever again. and I can't go back and I don't WANT to be with her anymore #but it was this time of the year when she told me she was getting married way back when and my brain has kept that like the World's Worst #Anniversary and all of those terrible ugly feelings are coming back in full force and I HATE that I'm still unpacking this I. HATE. that #this not-even-relationship is STILL doing this to me #WHAT THE FUCK!!! IS UP WITH THAT!!!!!! #*sigh* okay for REAL I am logging off right now because I've already said Too Many Embarrassing Personal Things about myself today #and I do not want to put myself in a position to say anymore! #In the Vents #GOD this is so stupid IT'S NOT LIKE SOMEBODY DIED WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

[ratstuckinamarble]

the rat is SICK? :( poor poor rat.....

stay snuggly and stay warm <3

Oh my goodness how are you this adorable T-T I don't even know what to say...

I want to glue this to my heart. May not help me get well sooner but it sure is making me so happy ๑ï

Thank you, truly.

I'll try my best to stay snuggly and warm, though I could never reach the comfort of your drawing. In the meantime, you stay cozy and safe too <3

#you didn't have to do thaaat you wonderful wonderful being #I'd really love to draw something too but you know... can't really do that right now >:( #gosh you had me happy stimming so hard... I dunno what I did to deserve to have met you; but I'm so glad. I'm so glad. #not just for getting to see your art or experiencing the sheer joy & honour of having some made just for me (unfathomable. I feel so lucky) #but because I get to experience what you're like as a person. and you're pretty damn amazing #I mean that with every bone in my body (does that even make any sense) #...I want to live this. I want to be the round rat in a cozy little home who's befriended a hand snail and an adorable werewolf #I can't but. this gets pretty damn close #(I really do look like my rat right now though dhsjsj) but the blanket. I want it in my house ;_; It's perfect; the lil bats & pumpkins... #“rat stuck in a bed” that's meee- hehe that made me grin #you included the plushy T-T and my cat!!! my darling boy!!! really captured his essence too (everything is better with a cat by your side) #but gosh... wolf and snail you coming in with the soup. that gets me. that gets me good. #the concerned lil “shhh” and the droopy ears I CAN'T. And I love getting to see the snail again. such a handsome hand #ya made the lights look extra grinny too... I love this. I love this so so much you don't even understand; I can't express it #this feels like finding something in one of my parents' old yellowed books; except the book can read my soul #you know what I mean? it reminds me of those illustrations #I love getting to see your handwriting. it feels so safe ...sick me is sentimental. not that I'm not usually that #my own printer is trash but I know someone who has access to a good one. they could do that for me tomorrow. I need this on my wall #...I really appreciate you #rätposting #ask by: #a-dauntless-daffodil #and of course #art by dauntless

[yuusaris]

My Spindle/horse feelings are complicated for reals, but Loser, Baby is gunna be in my head for the next five years, right next to Fuck You, which i wish had a better title, if I wasn't sold on Husk before I am now

#i'll put my opinions in the tags #me flavored soup #all viv has to do now is NOT make husker/dust canon because the rest of the show will go to shit if the show does #let me preface - husker/dust is not a bad ship #but medrano is a writer with fandom goggles on #at all times #and their relationship is currently at a great jumping off point for fandom to go NUTS if they plan it out right #and give us waaaayyyyy varied and fertile husker/dust crops in the far future #she tends to give the game away verrry early in relationships that fandoms like - looking at that Blitzo/Fizz apology in particular #and she tends to get distracted by derivitive works - apparantly the stolitz childhood buddies episode was the result of her gears turning #after someone on her team mentioned a story/headcanons they had about it #she is an easily-impressed-upon writer and she needs blinders on when it comes to fandom stuff #I NEED HER to focus on Charlie and Vaggie and the actual rehab group she's writing #because when she gets her grip in a ship she doesn't let it go #and she takes off with it like the Willing fucking Tell overture was prompting her to do so

[tariah23]

Fucked up in the crib starving for days because my sister made me come over to her place to cat sit but didn’t leave any food in the apartment for me to eat-

#I’m trapped I can’t go home until she gets back here on Tuesday I’ve been starving since Thursday orz #I don’t have the funds to run around buying shit either I can’t wait to go home and make me a juicy burger #she got mad at me when I mentioned this to her and was like ‘you’re the one who spent $10 on Taco Bell-‘ like man that’s not the point #I shouldn’t have had to spend my last few funds to fill up my stomach anyway when I’m doing you this favor #how do you have someone come over to watch your apartment and pet and not leave anything for them to eat #rambling #she’s bogus as hell for this #on vacation in Vegas rn #it’s more like she can be really irresponsible 😭… she’s not selfish or anything but she can be stupid af #she could’ve bought a loaf of bread and some lunch meat and cheese and I would’ve been good #she mentioned that she was gonna make me some food but didn’t have time #there’s barely anything here to eat or make anyway #she left me a can of soup like what was I gonna do with that 😭 #I’d leave now in this - degree ass weather if I didn’t have her keys

[unripe-lemon]

the straight to oh shit gay is an option? to lesbian to bisexual to lesbian again to non binary lesbian to pansexual to bisexual to definitely omnisexual to bisexual to lesbian to queer to aroace pipeline was such an emotional roller coaster and it didnt even feel like it ended on a satisfying note.

#i tried so hard to love :( #it really hurt every time i sit and think wow thats never gonna happen to me. the one just dosent exist #like as a kid i would be all angsty like ugh i cant even imagine myself in a relationship and i thought that was just because i hated myself #but no i just. didnt. feel it. for anyone. #aroace #aromantic #aromantism #aro #acespec #asexual #like one time i was sick and thinking about having someone come over and like make soup for me and gimmie a forehead kiss #and i was trying to picture who in my life would do that but i kept switching between people and none of them felt right #like i would rather die than have that happen irl lol #anyway thanks for reading my ramble ig :(

[diabeticgirl4]

I'm watching queer eye and like. most times I can understand the fab5 and why they need to change/fix this person and the ways whatever they're teaching will help, but like. they're teaching etiquette to this total country rancher guy bc he wants to find a girl and settle down and he never learned that type of stuff and yeah manners and basic etiquette is important but rn they're focusing so much on dining and the amount of forks!! and no you can't dip your bread in soup you gotta tear a small piece and drop it in!! and you're absolutely terrible if you set your spoon on the table!!

idk man I'm super not vibing w this ep

#ignore me #maddie liveblogs queer eye #still in season 6. the bull rancher guy. #idk this whole ep is making me super uncomfy #idk just anytime the problem is 'peter pan syndrome' where the guy is happy and living his life fine but everyone else has issues w it? #just. as an autistic who also no doubt has 'peter pan syndrome' it just rly rubs me the wrong way #sure his living space and hygiene are less than ideal but idk I don't think he needed a whole intervention for that #and again!!! the etiquette stuff!!! why the frick!!! #who tf cares about which fork to use and soup spoons when he's a rancher cowboy in texas!!!! #and just. the whole time he's So Uncomfortable w everything #they keep playing it like 'ohoho he's just a conservative texan dealing w 5 gay guys for the first time!' but like. #he probably never asked for any of this? and you can tell how resistant he is to change. I get that. it's scary. #and p much everything he does has reason. for his business or for his heritage. it's super important to him and that's valid!! #and the fab5 come rushing in and tell him he needs to change if he wants to find a girl and settle down #and like. ok yes he needs to work on hygiene and his housing situation. but idk man karamo thinking etiquette lessons will be the best fix? #I still have like ten min left but man he's been so uncomfortable the whole time it's kinda heartbreaking #I do like tan and antony listening and going slowly and helping him ease into change #bc what they're doing is such a big change!!! for someone like him he needs to be eased into it #what they're doing is basically tossing him into the deep end of the pool to teach him how to swim and it's driving me nuts #ok sry I gotta shut up I'm just. rly not vibing w this episode and I'm bummed about it :\

[todayisafridaynight]

god i love making people talk a lot about their fave character and it's a pleasant bonus if their fave character is also my fave character so don't you think i didn't read under the cut (i did i was very excited to get the answer With The Cut daemn) so yeah no i didn't get back to square one cause actually i had some thoughts and i think the most possible way for him to be is like. somewhere in-between? because yeah the possibility of him never growing out of his aoki era clothes (i presume, he must be used to this after years of being ryo aoki) is high cause at least that's the clothes he has now and that's how he rolls now and what not. but! i think he might lean a bit back to his emo swag era - not even close to how it was in his twenties, but i guess we can let the man have some bracelets or necklace - i have my doubts about him going back to politics (the man cringefailed so hard at this i would be ashamed to show my face in this field again daemn... but maybe he can put his skills to use at ijincho heck why not but that's the whole 'nother story) so i think he can allow himself to dress more freely while still stickin to his usual clothes. believe me you can't undo the damage to your brain and taste caused by emo goth swag era of your life im speaking from experience you can hide but you can't run. damn i hope it makes sense im too sleepy to sketch anything rn but ill do it later cause im haunted by visions byeeee

the inescapable hold of your goth era as a teenager/young adult is true and i was a fool to doubt it- it would manifest in one way or another you're right

#snap chats #yeah maybe like a necklace or something at most- again all i can imagine is just him in masumi's 20's clothes #thats the closest i can think of if not just going with a black suit and white dress shirt #keep it classy but keep it casual etc etc #idk im focing myself not to think hard on it cause if i do im gona sit here and try to think of a look for him #and i must be stronger than that i have to make soup. i also need to get more water #its the same reason why i will force myself not to contemplate what aoki's hypothetical endeavors would be #cause its true he probably woldnt be able to be something as influential as a governor again #ijincho woulda been an ironic route but weirdly /not/ the most impossible sounding thing to me #could be nice even #ANYWAY hope you come up with somethin if not for my eyeballs but just cause i know how insane someone can get when they have an idea #but cant execute it in a 'perfect' way 😩 #good night anon :) i presume you're sleeping soon anyway but if not Just In General good night bruh

[jellybeansmud]

all i can say about yttd is. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

i am not completely brain rotting over it like with ronpa few years back but its probably only bc my mental state is a bit better and less dependant on something for escapism. if i saw it back then id be absolutely insane over it.

still im in love. i love the characters so much. i wamt to give them some soup and a hug and a happy au. why can't i love happy stories why do characters have to suffer in canon this much

#mud babbles #also. guess who my fucking favorite characters are. #obviously its be someone you could read as оthеrkin (misspelling it to save ppl in the tag from seeing my unrelated to kinstuff ramble) #and someone you can read as chrоnically ill. like who could've doubted id love them #also kai. kai is a malewife. #also in ronpa a nagito was my beloved. for the same reason as sou. ill bastards who id punch in the face but still have sympathy for #no obviously kin characters and no silly little guys like my other ronpa faves in yourturn to compare but these fucking two. #also stupid asses them both. differently but. why this is one of my fave character types. #<- no obviously kin characters in ronpa i meant to say but im eepy and too lazy to fix it #also if someone comes across this and thinks im weird about this. im 'kin and a chronic pain haver let me project onto some fictional men #yea yourturn guys may not be what i read them as but i look at them and see that They Are Just Like Me Fr and it brings me joy #how othen do you see yourself in characters. its not very othen for me #so seeing not just similar personality but someth major like 'kininty and illness makes them very close and loved for me #anyways. my sons. cooking hot soup and bringing my warmest blankies for them and kissing them good night.