#someone give this man a baby

[lovehours]

i don’t even fucking care

#house md #house spoilers #hilson #the fact that house is consistently selfish. that he’s an addict. he’s always in pain #but he gave up his vicodin for wilson. mind you the pain in his thigh must have been excruciating #bc consistently whenever he’s extremely stressed or worried the pain gets worse #but wilson is still his priority. he put wilson above the burning pain god man😭 #him giving up his freedom HIS LIFE for someone who has less than half a year to live like oh my god #the love house has for wilson actually makes me sick bc even outside of the cancer arc house has done things for wilsons sake #like almost killing himself just to help him and amber. drugging him at that one conference from s6 #he’s an asshole often times but he truly is the only constant in his life. they both are for each other #i actually feel sick. im not on everybody dies yet (im on the c word rn) but god idk how im gonna get thru this😭 #5x13 big baby #8x19 the c word #1x01 everybody lies #8x22 everybody dies #7x15 bombshells #8x21 holding on #where the quotes are from btw #sorry for the essay in tags

[princessbrunette]

dad!johnb — the moodboard ♡

#dad!johnb #an au a day :p #someone pls give this man a baby omfg #(me) #DADDYSSS HOME

[ceilidho]

Okay I know Bear is possibly infertile but I’m obsessed with the idea of being a one night stand (maybe that waitress or past sweetheart he meets again while on the break from his wife 👀👀👀) and showing up a few weeks later pregnant. SOMEBODY SEDATE MEE I WANT TO GIVE THIS MAN SO MANY BABIES

Bear eschewing condoms because he angrily just thinks “well I’ve only slept with one woman ever and I couldn’t get her fuckin pregnant so what’s the point” and then immediately knocking someone else up is like….peak comedy to me

#someone give that man a baby….it would literally save him lmao

[eglee]

Spoilers for The Prisoner’s Throne

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At the mention of his name, Leander capers over. “I’m bored and you’re bored,” he says. “Play with me?” It’s half request, half demand.

Cardan touches the top of the child’s head, brushing back his dark coppery hair. “Not now, imp. We have many dull adult things to do.”

Oak wonders if Cardan sees Locke in the boy. Wonders if he sees the child he and Jude do not—and will not anytime soon, it seems—have.

#cardan greenbriar #the prisoner's throne #oak greenbriar #jude duarte #spoilers #someone give a baby to this man #holly you are cruel #you cant do this to me #the cruel prince

[belovedgrayson]

Thinking about the healing power children can have by simply being. A young Bruce Wayne watches in horror as his parents are shot dead in an alley. His life is plunged into darkness. Years later, another tragedy rips an eight-year-old Dick Grayson away from the arms of his parents. He then meets Bruce. The two seem to be bound by nothing more than grief, but the little boy's hand is able to drag Bruce from darkness up into the light.

#someone once said give bruce a baby it'll fix him i promise and man i agree lmao #what am I doing? #oh #just staring off into space #dick and bruce

[ptlxser]

u guys really liked the last one so here’s another- also get ready for a cool one i’ll drop tomorrow!!

#digital art #arcane #silco and jinx #jinx the loose cannon #jinx league of legends #jinxarcane #jinx fanart #jinx #jinx baby no #someone give this man a break #someone give her a hug #i love them #let’s go lesbians!! #league of lesbians #league of fanart #league of legend art #league of legends #procreate #fanart #jinx and vi #jinx art #get jinxed #powder #arcane art

[wickedwitchofthewesninski]

Client: I'll have a martini, dry

Desmond Miles, on his first day bartending after escaping a cult, looking at all the wet ingredients under the bar counter: uuuhh... I don't know how to tell you this, buddy...

#desmond miles #desmond miles my baby #assasins creed #asscreed #Desmond miles deserved better #someone give this man a hug #and a break

[starryeyedadmirer]

✨He’s so damn pretty😩!!!✨

#starry eyes #felix mallard #felix mallard belly/tummy #felix mallard feet #✨what a man!!! #✨just soaking up the sun✨ #✨just look at his tummy✨ #✨the little tummy hump that the sweater give him🥰 #✨i want to rub his tummy so much✨ #✨is someone hiding a baby bump?🤔 #✨god his feet are big✨ #✨they look sooooo beautiful!!!✨ #✨his little monster toes🥰✨ #✨the little sand-covered toesies🥰 #✨the buried toesies🥰 #✨I just wanna bury my nose between his toesies!!! #✨I wonder what his feet smell like

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Yall Danny pretends to be a dead mermaid just to fuck with people who don’t know anything about ghosts

People seeing his ghostly trail and calling it a tail. Maybe some dudebroblondechick asks “so do we all loose our legs when we die?” And hes just shocked for a moment before realising the gold he has struck. “I am a dead mermaid whos tail was stuck in trash floating the in ocean.” Maybe hes really acting it up “I couldnt escape and died” as he wipes a nonexistent tear.

Well enough people have asked about it that it’s a whole thing on the web. People claiming no hes not a mermaid look heres a photo with legs and then people saying that the leg photos are doctored by the government to hide the mermaids from the public. The mermaids we are clearly at war with because why else would our government keep letting us pollute like this. It’s clearly a war tactic to basically enlist people without having them know but having them consume so much plastics.

The attempt to remove plastic straws? Clearly a cry for help from the mermaids reaching out to humanity on California duh.

Sam loves it because now more people are becoming aware of their own part in polluting the world. But she also hates it because most of the crap going around is borderline flat earth esk theories. “Why did it take the illusion of having a big naturals mermaid bf to get people to start cleaning up the oceans”

Anyway long story short the most popular theory is that Phantom has both legs and a tail and is actually a catboy alien ghost cover up.

#danny phantom #uhhhhh how do I ship this #crack? #plastic bad #someone give me tags to use im confused and so very tired #I was readying blackbutler fics like two seconds go cause I have been playing phasmophobia and we keep getting demon #thats right baby I was halfway thru a fic and though holy shit danny is a mermaid before coming to tumblr and fighting a war #TUMBLR WILL NOT STOP ME #I WILL NOT BE CONTROLED BY THE MAN #my arms hurt so much from holding me phone for like three hours #still sad about the fnaf post #there I poured my heart out in the tags I think I got it #almost bed time three more hours

[ickypuppi3]

cannot stop thinking about how baby billy launched himself at neil to try to protect his mom and then proceeded to get back up and go straight to her after neil shoved him aside to get him out the way

#the way he stood up as soon as his mom pushed neil #like he knew what was gonna happen #and then the plate came out and baby billy was ready to tackle a man #that much bigger than him #no one talk to me #billy hargrove #he loved her so so much i can’t deal with it #feeling extremely unwell over this #like that kid had so much love to give #i just want someone to tell him he did good and that he is good #and that he deserves the world

[badolmen]

Hey I saw some people sharing an infographic with this logo on it and, uh, I’m assuming you don’t know much about this group?

Stop Zionist Hate is a neo-nazi organization and platform. If you see the SZH logo do not spread their posts. They’re using your sympathy for Palestine to lead you into agreeing with their white supremacy. Don’t fall for it. Fuck Zionists. Fuck Nazis.

#ra speaks #stop zionist hate #palestine #neonazis #antisemitism #anti zionisim #at first glance they seem fine but if you look at their feed long enough you start to see Holocaust denial and combined with #their association with TruWire (a news org to combat ‘fake news’) the facade falls pretty quick #‘oh but they posted sympathetically abt JVP protesters who were attacked :(‘ that doesn’t give them a free pass to deny the fucking shoah #and like I can’t make this more clear: jewish Zionists don’t deserve to get hate crimed for being jewish. #once you start categorizing people as ‘good x’ and ‘bad x’ you’re on a very slippery slope my friend. #idc if a gay man is racist he doesn’t deserve to be called homophobic slurs. #you can hate someone and their ideology but that doesn’t give you a right to endanger or demonize an aspect of them. #neonazis like SZH are trying to make it seem okay to be antisemitic to ‘bad’ Jews and once you’re fine with that the definition of ‘bad’ #starts to expand until you’re throwing the baby out with the bath water #don’t fucking fall for their bullshit

[dirtytransmasc]

What if Miles didn't save his dad and his universe collapsed anyway.

It'd happen so fast, one minute he's rushing to his dad and the next he's sprawled across the ground, shoved off course by someone.

(Miguel is an option but I like the idea it's just some random Spiderman.)

Miles 'canon' events happens but his universe still glitches, half of it falling into the Spot's holes as it does as the villain becomes more and more unstable.

1610 collapses in front of everyone, swallowed up by the ever growing pitch black holes, leaving only Miles Morales as it's lone survivor.

to say the boy would be a mess, would be more than an understatement, it wouldn't even come close enough to smell, let alone touch, the way Miles is feeling. but he wouldn't just be sad or gutted or hopeless or even broken after losing everything; he'd be angry.

if he allowed himself to be dragged from the glitching, fading rubble of his now barren dimension, he would rip HQ apart, piece by piece. he'd scream and cry and break down, his abilities turned up to 110, his electricity flowing out him without any control, lashing out at anyone who tried to invade his space, let alone tried to touch him or stop him.

I think he would come pretty close to taking down Miguel, he'd defiantly pin him, using his enhanced reflexes and sheer surprise to get the upper hand, before just snapping. he'd let loose on Miguel, physically yes, but he would scream at him. he'd shove his stupid canon theory back into his face, begging for an explanation; if he was supposed to let his dad die, if he was forced to, than why did he lose everything anyway?

he'd leave Miguel bloody, even in his fury, he won't kill him, he can't do it, but he will make him suffer. he wants answers, he wants so many answers, answers to questions he doesn't even know he has, and he needs Miguel for those.

once he burns up his anger and cries out his sadness, he's left numb and empty, frequently returning to his dimension to sit amongst what little remains of his home. it doesn't really hit him at first that everything is gone, he knows it is, but he just can't accept it, his mom, his dad, Ganke, his friends, the cashier at the bodega, all of them, they can't be gone. he didn't even get to say goodbye.

part of him knows, deep down, that he should have saved his dad, he should have been allowed to try, that they would be here if he had just gotten to try. call it insanity, desperate attempts at coping, grasping at straws, spidey senses, intuition, some higher intervention and knowledge, he has no fucking idea, he just knows, and it only fuels his anger.

he stops coming out of his "room" at HQ, stops letting people in, not even Pav and Hobie who have never wronged him, who were always on his side, let alone the others, who at one point or another abandoned him or saddled against him. he stops in general, stops eating, stops sleeping, stops trying to distract his mind with things like music. he loses it a few more times, tearing up whatever furniture he had been given to make up for his lack of a home, before turning to laying on the floor, looking up at the blank ceiling for hours, ignoring any of the desperate pleas from outside his door.

he cringes when he realizes he's just becoming Miguel. he ignores the thought. tries to at least.

he lies there and withers away until he can no longer fight the others off, till he's forced to let them take care of him, forced to listen to their apologies and their "it'll be ok"'s. he honestly doesn't care; everything that ever truly mattered to him is gone or tainted, he's lost his world, his people, his family, he lost his friends, he lost his purpose. he just floats through life, accepting that he's just gonna turn into someone like Miguel, cold and closed off, not really living, but not dead, and he's "ok" with that, more so, he doesn't have the care nor energy to be more than that anymore. he accepts his fate, for once, cause its clear that trying to do anything else only get him and the people he loves hurt.

#kinda forgot about spot... #lets just say when miles was fliiping out he handled him and then beat the shit out of miguel #I don't have the energy to go back and fix it so just be imagininative #I can not see someone like miles #young and optimistic and soft #coping with losing their reality #like he's angry but has no energy to be angry #he just goes so numb #I think he'd basically just give up #watching himself become a parallel to Miguel #having to be fine with it cause he just *can't* bring himself to be anything else #my poor baby #miles morales #miles morales 1610 #miguel o’hara #atsv #across the spider verse #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse

[fcb-mv33]

Fully a mini Max😭😭

#someone give this man babies #like can we all just take a moment #and imagine baby Max’s #the chaos those little babies would hold #and girls cause he is a girl dad istg #max verstappen #f1 #formula 1 #rambles #red bull racing #🦁🧡

[worldsquietestjojosfan]

It's 2024 welcome back bandit queen

#i completely fucked up my oc #drew her ooc #how tf you drew your own oc ooc?????? #im a man capable of many things #so this is miriam she was abandoned as a baby and this one group of dangerous bandits found her and collectively raised her #shes muscle mommy because her 1000000 uncles wanted her to be able to self defense #because her family is wanted criminals so to capture them they may try to get her #shes also banned from killing and other illegal things because they want to give her some sort of normal life #they want her to have a better life than them #so raised with these values shes a very sweet and kind girl. a little shy by temprament #shes their little princess. but to society shes not. shes like fcking 6ft tall and 200lbs of muscle. #but shes just a cute little girl. #so avo. what does she do? lmao get in trouble by doing nothing #guilt by association guilt by unconventional appearance #her whole thing is more of a story about how a group of fucked up people who couldnt save themselves saved someone else (her) #i wanted to explore how a child could end up mostly normal despite environment #like obviously she stands out pretty bad in society. but her manners her morals her nature her wishes and desires. all that #yeah so i screwed up the drawing. this is called regression

[timeforsomethrillingheroicsblog]

caught the thinking about jack shephard disease again

#a mystery wrapped in an enigma baby #like on the one hand: this is the man that was able to laugh while kate was stitching him up #and tell her an extremely personal story so she wouldn't be so scared #the man who lifted sawyer back onto the bed when he fell off it #the man who almost cut off boones leg because he didn't want to let him go #the man who keeps his touch gentle no matter who he's treating #and on the other: this is the man that cheated on his wife #that wouldn't take no for an answer #that is unable to give his relationship partners the autonomy to leave #the man that decides who you are and then acts accordingly #the man that gives kate all the passes in the world and leaves none for sawyer #the man who said juliet wanted ben to die without caring about the consequences #only to regret it a single episode later #i'm having the Too Many Thots disease someone please dm me lol. #jack shephard #lost

[mccleans]

never taking anyone's posts seriously on here anymore after seeing how many ppl say they've never been to a nightclub and they never will bc they sound toooo scaryyyy for them :( :( :(

#YOU'RE NOT A BABY YOU'RE A MAN #anyways. idk why i'm so shocked but like genuinely people on this site need to get better at not locking themselves away #and never experiencing real life for themselves. stop living through others online and claiming you lived it yourself #obviously some people have valid reasons for never having been but the ppl who just won't go bc they heard someone said they didn't like it? #this is a representation of bigger things for some of u people #maybe the fact every poll sweeps the 'never experienced life' option should mean something #i love tumblr i love it on here. but u have to live life outside too #now that i'm ancient (25) i feel like the advice i would give to younger ppl is to just experience things for yourself #and base your opinions off that. rather than off other people's opinions or what you THINK you would think of it