I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.
Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?
Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.
Socialite: Uh... what?
Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.
Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?
Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^
Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.
Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.
Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?
Damian: Red.
Socialite: Oh that's lovely!
Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.
Socialite: Oh.
Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.
Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.
Socialite: Worse.
Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.
Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.
Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.
Tim, behind her: I can vouch.
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also hii it's vital that you know that Adam's deal isn't a "love makes even a robot human" thing it's an allegory for the kind of alienation that interpreting the world differently and feeling emotions differently brings upon neurodivegent people. Hello
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🌺 Ok one for the new kid! Kasander likes animals but keeps their distance from them, on account of not trusting the Urges
6/10 on average, I think, spiking to a 10 depending on recency of the last Incident. Kasander really loves animals and is someone who talks to them a lot, and they struggle to balance that with the precautions that would keep other creatures safe. In the end it's the same way with their companions- they could easily hurt or kill one of them by mistake, but they still travel with others. They're learning themself better all the time, and they hope that will help them have a better sense of when it's about to take them and they need to get away. They withdraw much more completely when something has gone wrong recently though. It's hard to maintain that optimism when the strategy has just failed.
[headcanon prompt]
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HEY omg I absolutely adore your writing - finished reading if the bees know and my GOD it grabbed by entire HEART it was so freaking good!!!!!!!!! [lil Scorpius owns my entire heart ;-;] For the ao3 wrapped thing, maybe 3, 17 and/or 28? <333
hi!! ahh thank you so much! i'm so happy to hear that! 100% agreed about lil scorpius, he is the absolute sweetest.
thank you for these!
3. What work are you most proud of (regardless of kudos/hits)?
hmmm, i think i'd say The Star Splitter, even though it won't be done this year! it's def the most complex fic i've taken on since Close Behind and i'm really enjoying writing it, while keeping up with a new sort of format (writing as i post). it's been a great fic experience and i'm proud to be staying on top of it!
17. Your favorite character to write this year?
harry in along each garden wall, hands down. for not being a POV character, i put so much of him into that fic and just have so much backstory and understanding of his emotional mindset in my head, and i love the life he's built in that story. his storyline is honestly deeply sad; harry spends the entire fic truly believing that draco knows how in love harry is and just doesn't love him back, and then he still won't take advantage of draco's predicament and pain to get a shot at what he wants in the end. he's so good, in a way that makes him exactly suited for the good, decent life draco has built.
i answered 28 here!
send me AO3 wrapped asks!
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When I was a kid, my brother and I posted a joke question to Yahoo Answers, I don’t remember the exact question but it was something lolsorandum like “how much gas does a canadian parrot make when it farts and why?” and within 10 minutes someone had answered the question so seriously that I think about them to this day
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