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aeirithgainsborough · 5 months

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THE HOLIDAY (2006) Dir. Nancy Meyers

#the ones from yesterday were too ugly #i had to delete and i looked around more for a better download and found one and these are soooo much better haha #the holiday #theholidayedit #nancy meyers #filmedit #filmtvcentral #dailyflicks #christmas film #**#did my annual rewatch and this bit cracks me up every time

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kitamars · 7 months

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enmi gintoki…………… orz

#bfy altered my neurons entirely that movie is actually crack made for me specifically #THE ANGST IS SO SO SAD. BUT SO SO GOOD #i’ve had these for soooo long but i just forgot to post them lmao #i think about him. a lot. Too much #enmi gin appeals to the part of my brain that thinks markings (smtiii remnant) and bandages are fucking cool #i LOVEEEE THIS DESIGNNNNNN ACK #it makes me feels so. hngh #his faint smile when he’s finally beaten and is near the end. someone wants me dead #fun fact though i couldn’t take them saying virus seriously bc of the fucking ill smith episode #i’ll be trying to listen to plot but everytime they mention viruses i start giggling incessantly #anyways #BE FOREVER YOROZUYA RUINED MY LIFE AND IM VERY GRATEFUL FOR THAT #sakata gintoki #be forever yorozuya #yorozuya yo eien nare #gintama #ok bye

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ronithesnail · 6 months

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i cant explain it but this moment is so gay of them. just look at em. standing next to eachother and posing like that. synchronized and on cue exactly at the same time without hesitation or needing to communicate. they just know. Its a reflex its so natural. gay as fuck

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critgoblin · 2 years

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i just finished my first watch-through of dimension 20 fantasy high, and man—all i want to talk about is riz gukgak and his bloody hands.

riz and his bloody hands. his white-knuckle grip on control. little freakazoid insomniac wound too tight. “i’m a harsh guy,” he says, but he’s got so much of a heart in him that he leaps into hell to save his father and charges blindly off into the nightmare king’s forest to save the world. he’s a harsh guy, but his greatest fear in the world is being left behind by his friends.

i love watching brennan and murph. because brennan is truly an extraordinary dm, and murph is THE plot-hound player. his characters move forward, ever forward, only ever onward. riz cannot sit still, he cannot lay fallow. the three days they’re aboard a ship in the open ocean, he wigs out and spends it spiraling below deck. he cannot relax. not even for a second, not even to sleep. because if he does--what? what will happen to him? what will happen to the teenage goblin kid with no father?

riz and his bloody hands.

and brennan knows murph well enough that he knows how to turn that into a character beat. he pits riz’s drive for knowledge against him. you love the truth. you seek it so much that you cut your hands upon the insides of crystals. what a metal and underrated line. because riz would destroy himself for the truth. he can’t handle anything less. he’s like one of those dogs that chews its own paws to shreds if it doesn’t have a job to do. it’s always the next mission and the next job and the next adventure. no time for slowing down because the world is perpetually ending and there’s only so much one little goblin can do on his own--even if he never sleeps. there’s no time for slowing down because if he has a moment - even a moment! - to breathe, to rest, what would he do with it? what does riz have, if it isn’t the mission? what does he offer the world, if it isn’t his brain and his bullets and his bloody hands?

at the end of the day, riz gukgak is just an empty little kid in a room full of empty mirrors. he’s just the kid who sleeps clutching his sword. that’s why kalina preys on him the way that she does. she’s the queen of masks and reflections. she sees right through to the fear inside of riz--that he isn’t good enough, that he is nothing more than some kid playing detective who gets his friends hurt. she toys with him, but i imagine she also sees some of herself inside of him. they are both in their own ways, empty shells.

and of course, the ironic truth is that riz is far from empty. truth-seeker, paranoid, whip-smart and frantic, riz tries so hard. he tries so hard that he dies for it. he’s the reason for their little team you know, he’s the instigator. he went after penny, and he went after the nightmare king, and he will keep going and going and going, tearing his hands open again and again and again until he gives out. the ironic truth is that riz has one hell of a heart on him, and it beats him bloody. it drives him forward, ever and onward. it will not let him rest, and so he will never feel how big it is. how much space it takes up inside him. how un-empty he truly is.

all he has are his hands, and they do not stop bleeding.

#sorry but i fucking love him so much #i wanted him to take a level in paladin after meeting his father soooo badly #but that would mean admitting he's got more inside of him than empty mirrors and cracked palimpsests #riz gukgak #dimension 20 #fantasy high #the bad kids #dimension 20 meta #riz gukgak meta

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celientjeee · 26 days

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You Got Me In Chains (For Your Love) (Charles/Max & Lando/Oscar, 3.2k, complete)

‘9-1-1, what’s your emergency?’

‘Eh, our friends have cuffed themself to their bed and we can’t get into the house because the key is stuck inside the lock.'

OR: Max and Charles get stuck to their bed and Lando and Oscar have to come rescue them. Which isn't as easy as it seems. - Read here! Big smooch to @fueledbyremembering for beta reading <3

#NEW FIC ALERT #I had soooo much fun writing this silly little fic!#a bit of crack and a lot of fun!#lestappen fic #landoscar fic #from lando and max pov #f1 rpf #celinewrites

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 4 months

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To the anon that wants to devour a whole bag of lettuce, DO IT! If it’s iceberg it’s the best thing ever you’ll feel so refreshed not even lying. I’ve eaten 3. +a whole veggie platter by myself because people at holiday parties don’t like vegetables for some reason. Eat that bag of lettuce! Now!

you are SO real for this! i once devoured an entire head of iceberg lettuce with my bare hands in a single sitting and i never felt more alive

#oh oh but its so much better with some ranch to dip it in...#FRESH VEGETABLES WITH RANCH IS BETTER THAN CRACK TRUST ME ON THIS #ok dont trust me on this ive never done crack #BUT ITS REALLY FUCKIN GOOD #tasty! Refreshing! primal!#vegetables are so good theyre soooo good theyre Divine #what i wouldnt give for some crisp Leaves and Cauliflower #crunch crunch crunch...#rambles from the bog #when was the last time i had a fresh vegetable. i dont want to think about it #my body... its withering... i need crunchy freshes....#oh now im sad. i wont be able to taste it. FUCK

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fauna-and-floraa · 9 months

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(Felix laughs maniacally)

#this short ass video is really one of my very favourite of all time #like it just cracks me up soooo much #Seo Changbin #Bang Chan #christopher bang #lee felix #stray kids #skzedit #stray kids edits #bystay #stray kids gifs #changbin edits #kpopgifs #🐰🐷#🐺#🐥🐈

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soldier-poet-king · 11 days

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Pf was sooooo insane last night Shinji froggy chair crisis fr, sweet kindhearted goblin warrior who is the heart of the party tried to comfort my character, who instead of seeing it as an act of kindness, was like omg he knows my secrets and is guilt tripping me and so. She spilled the beans and was like ik I said I wasn't gonna lie anymore but I did so I'll leave now 👉👈😔 and they were like 'hey you're kinda being manipulated by an evil mage who is also ur cousin' which hadn't even occured to ME the player, let alone my character (🤡). And so it's just ;-; oh man she is a pathologic liar and doesnt know how to stop, whereas I'm allergic to lying, but for the same reasons!!! It's that insecurity babbyyyy

Also our rogue convinced the ice pope to not only ally with us but come fight some fire plan creatures and our practicing-a-forbidden-religion champion is maybe crushing on the ice pope

Understandbly. I very much do not want to be at work rn

and also my next character is going to be SOOOOO emotionally stable I swear. Themis is like. Normal Human Man 100%. Head empty oath of the crown paladin. His biggest problem is that he's lawful good and super obsessed with Following The Rules but his friend/ambiguous partner is a Known Rogue and part of a Criminal Guild and also strict black and white morality isn't practical. Man is intended to be a combo of costis and beshelar. We love rulebooks and honour and never lying bc I am compulsively incapable of it

#NEXT WEEK. TAHRANNA SOREN SHENANIGANS. I AM SO EXCITED TO JUST SIT AND WATCH THESE TWO INTERACT #periklea has been in froggy chair for like. a week in game now which is MONTHS irl #Im out of the hot seat FINALLY #it only took weeks of lying to the party for her to crack :)))#vilestraia campaign #periklea tag #me a person allergic to lying. creates a character who lies SOOOO much. lies on INSTINCT. girl is more lies than elf at this point

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minecraft-sideblog-tm · 2 years

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“I didn’t.....die. Now that’s weird.”

Idk exactly where Grian is going with this whole thing but I do know I love the vibe of it already

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#see I opened this document intending to draw his floating nether portal #because I just love how that looks so much #then after about two minutes of scribbling out a shape #i realized the shape i was drawing was the crack in the cave #and I hadn't even noticed what I was drawing lol #Lee speaks #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 9 #grian #hermitcraft art #i feel like i haven't drawn in soooo long. this was nice to do #looking at this as I type the post I'm actually pretty happy with how it looks wow #there was a point about halfway through drawing it #that I was like ehhhh it's doesn't look great and idk if I can fix that #but tbh I think i did fix it lol #i'm posting this at like midnight my time #so if it completely flops on notes #don't be surprised if you see me delete this and repost it tomorrow lol

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sleepvines · 2 months

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wylieeee and garde and reed and lumennn

#wylie and garde don't have much focus on them as far as curvor shenanigans have gone but I like them!#also I am soooo unhappy with reeds old outfit ref (ughh this is why I hate making squeaky clean ref sheets) so heres him looking less chibi #and lumen's here because of course <33 #my art #2024 #curvor #reed #lumen #wylie #garde #I've been really cracking open my sketchbook again which is nice -w-#edit: none of these characters are dragons.

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minzbins · 8 months

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You're the best! 🫵

#tan #to all nations #tanedit #kflops #userbeepls #!melstuff #tan 7번 국도 여행기 #this cracked me up soooo much the other night sjdbsekjlfxvgfl

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rotzaprachim · 1 year

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all this joel and ellie discussion is making me remember the fact that the ultimate nongenetic mental illness dynasty star wars COULD have had is cassian and rey. Man With Just So Many Issues About Being Kidnapped And Forcibly Disconnected From His Entire Home Planet meet Girl With Just So Many Issues About Being Abandoned and Left Alone On Planet. equal and opposite traumas baby! they would give each other Issues. cassian is incredibly trepeditious about doing anything to take rey off jakku like shouldn’t we call your parents where are your parents do you want to stay in touch with unkar plutt we can get uknar plutt’s number so you can stay in touch with unkar plutt WHAT IF YOU TOOK SOME SAND AS A SOUVENIER??? and rey’s like oh my gosh he hates me as well! cassian has all the exit signs on his ship floodlit in three languages so she knows how to LEAVE and she takes this as a sign he wants her to LEAVE. he’s like we can turn around and go back to jakku at ANY TIME and rey is like no no no Sir Mister please NO i’ll be good i promise i’ll be useful and earn my keep and he has to pause take a minute forcibly deal with his own memories of maarva and clem and go no uh no that’s not what it’s about.

in addition acc’d to andor they have both worked in the great family businesss of Scrapping and Reselling old imperial ships and also Staffs. and there is fascinating intergenerational trauma to be had with one of the few worldbuilding details i thought the sequel trilogy did really well, which was showing rey’s life as this person whose grown up in a post war void.... surviving in the literal shadow of imperial machinery, making a living by taking apart what we now know cassian’s generation was forced in death camps to make. she literally lives by taking apart what he made

#rey being cassian's extremely difficult (affectionate and also recognising the fact foster kids are human beings #before being cuddly drop-in-the-plot angels)#extremely prickly beloved foster kid is the favorite thing that keeps showing up in fics because there is so much there really.#cassian andor #rey #in my andornatural thing the idea of them as dean and jack cracks me up soooo much

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bobmckenzie · 4 months

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something about the delivery of this kills me