#sorry I’m tipsy

[shibaraki]

ykw if I was a student at any other school I’d hate UA too. the fuck u need an olympic level sports day for… be normal. do egg and spoon race

#I want to see todoroki be so serious about carrying his egg #if that egg breaks and he gets sad I WILL kill someone #sorry I’m tipsy #u want kids inflicting major injuries on each other for the publics entertainment? have them do three legged race #that’s where the trauma’s at #priv

[charmac]

I’m so obsessed with his resting bitch face

#glenn howerton #sorry i’m tipsy #kinda #i can’t get drunk anymore move past it

[100blocks-archived]

nolan hansen would never disappoint me i love stanning a person that has no online presence and is just a regular guy with no opinions he’s perfect all men should be like that

#sorry i’m tipsy

[totebagbisexual]

i know there are 10 bajillion posts on this site saying the same thing but it’s true. it’s so true. i could be having the worst week, but the moment i sit down with my closest friends everything is worth it. i love my friends. i love people. people are so good and inherently kind and well-meaning. and i love them

#sorry i’m tipsy #i needed this so bad #everything has been so horrible lately … i wake up and i wonder why i’m even here #but i just had such a lovely night with some lovely friends #and i know why #this is it #this is what makes it bearable #might delete when i wake up tomorrow and cringe at myself #but i must tell you guys #cherish your friends #they are everything #t #for sad days

[nevermind-i-forgot-whats-that]

Never once did I think that, on this fine evening, I would find myself thinking, “the pope isn’t so bad”. Also Mother Superion could get it. She truly is superior. The list of women in this show who could get it is just growing.

#Warrior nun #sorry I’m tipsy #I’ve been drinking #but mother superior #is truly superior

[godsperfectprincess]

remember when during the summer i’d come on this app and post constantly about wanting a lesbian boyfriend. well

#ash rambles #we got one boys #tbh i’ll say ‘my boyfriend’ when i could just say his name sometimes just cause i like to say it #my boyfriend 🥰 #sorry i’m tipsy

[cleewii]

and if i say la signora and the balladeer had MAD sexual tension THEN WHAT???

#i’m being so serious #y’all seen that fanart of scara giving lumine head? #yeah well it’s rhat except la signora #sorry i’m tipsy #probs offensive will probs delete #☀️clee.genshin impact #clee's pea brain

[operationslipperypuppet]

if you think too long about hardshine you will go insane, is the thing. like they are absolutely the very best of friends. they have and would kill for each other. they’re fully in love but would and could never, ever admit it aloud. it’s been 200 years and they’re still idiots about it. iconic at every fucking turn.

#sometimes I get tipsy and think about Them is the thing and I’m sorry #naddpod #not another dnd podcast #ba2mia #bahumia #moonshine cybin #hardwon surefoot #hardshine

[snzluv3r]

i love having a snzfucker girlfriend so much she makes me feel so attractive and special in moments that i’ve normally been made to feel gross and embarrassed and small, like i should be ashamed of things i can’t control.

not only does she treat me with kindness and patience when i’m having a horrible allergy attack and can do nothing but sniffle and sneeze, she makes me feel pretty and worth loving and even sexy and it’s so special and i’m never going to get used to it

#idk i’m just soft #our first night together i was falling asleep while still having a fit #and i had been stifling but i started drifting off and before i realized what was happening i had sneezed fully and really harshly #directly into the palm of her hand (which she had cupped and ready in front of my mouth and nose the second i started hitching) #god it was so embarrassing and i immediately sprang up and apologized over and over #but she just cooed and shushed me and told me that i had nothing to be sorry or embarrassed about #and got me back to sleep #and then the next day when i apologized about it again #because it really was like #a very spray-y sneeze directly into her hand #she told me how much it turned her on and how adorable she thought it was #sorry i’m so soft and a little tipsy and decently sick so #i sm feeling very emotional and i just have so much to say about my gf #god

[chorealis]

I’m not the first or the last person to say this but I grew up in the restaurant industry (third generation restauranteur) and everything that happens in The Bear is real life. Every restaurant you eat at? That’s what’s behind the kitchen door. There’s a crazy culture of abuse (both mental and emotional) as well as rampant substance addiction that’s considered “normal”. And I’m very serious when I say TV personalities like Gordon Ramsey truly make things worse by perpetuating the idea that yelling and screaming at both coworkers and subordinates is how a restaurant “should work”. And that attitude has genuine, real world consequences. So many good chefs- and good people- have taken their own lives because it’s so taboo to ask for help, or even just that maybe being yelled at all day every day might not be good for people’s mental well being.

The kitchen is a wonderful place. People from all walks of life come together in order to make people smile, to make memories, to make food that tastes the way food SHOULD taste!! But it’s also the same place where human beings are treated like absolute garbage. It’s where people plate hundreds of wonderful meals a night, but then eat their own dinner hunched over a trash can. It’s where people escape to a cold, dark, damp walk-in freezer to cry, because that’s the only break they get from being on their feet for hours at a time. It’s the place where chefs sometimes walk out after a hard night and choose not to wake up the next day.

The restaurant industry is changing. Owners and managers say that it’s because “nobody wants to work anymore”, but the truth is that people refuse to let themselves be treated as disposable anymore.

I dunno. All this is to say- remember the human beings behind every dish you eat. The chefs who put so much of their lives into food and the emotions attached to it. Whenever possible, eat at restaurants that have designated kickback fees to the kitchen staff. And if you work in a kitchen… you’re loved. You’re valuable. Please never be afraid to reach out if you need it.

Read more on restaurant service fees here if you’re curious what they are and how they work:

#con rambles #the bear #kitchen confidential #tw suicide #sorry I’m tipsy and reflecting on being fifteen years old and being told I’m a waste of space for burning the shit out of myself by accident #long post #restaurant industry

[diadotcom]

dude started saying shit about the canopy behind its back bro i think it heard him…….

#the canopy fucked him UPPPPP #let him up let him get up!!!! #i’m so sorry i’m tipsy and this is so funny to me rn #top gun #top gun 1986 #tg86 #nick goose bradshaw #goose top gun #family guy death pose #genuinely laughing so hard #top gun maverick #tgm #top gun 86 #dia art! #top gun art #art #procreate #artists on tumblr #digital art #top gun fanart

[mjfass]

We need a wrestling themed party with cake and candy and a piñata. I propose the piñata should be Jericho shaped so we can enthusiastically destroy it.

#sorry if this doesn’t make sense I feel I’m still tipsy #I JUST CQME FROM THE BEST PARTY EVER #and ours could be even better #lexie speaks

[not-a-unique-snowflake-blog]

2023 was fun! It’s my first year reading fan fiction so it’s been one of the horniest and the thirstiest years of my life!😁 I found a lot of amazing people here and this hellsite truly became my home in 2023!💖

I want to say ‘thank you’ to people who made this year very special for me and wish them all wonderful 2024!😘 I came up with some categories so here they are!💖

✨The “OMG” fic of the year

This one goes to Promise /a dragon!Ezra x f!reader/ by @criticallyacclaimedstranger I’m a proud monster fucker but holy hell I surprised myself when I loved this fic so much!🥵 it’s hot and also very sweet and beautifully written!😍❤️ After reading it I had long and thorough discussions about the logistics of dragon fucking with a few people and had the best time!😄

✨The series I love with all my heart

Stay In Bed /pre outbreak!joel miller x f!reader, one sided tommy miller x f!reader/ by @psychedelic-ink is amazing, touching and beautiful! I felt a ton of emotions reading about Joel and reader’s journey to each other. Thank you for writing it, Sil!🫶

✨The “I’m too old for this, my heart nearly stopped” fic of 2023

Every Inch pt 3 /m!ghostface x f!reader/ by @toxicanonymity was so hot that it nearly killed me😅I had to open the window to get some fresh air cos reading it made me dizzy with hyperventilation. I survived thus I strongly recommend to TRY THIS AT HOME‼️

✨The loveliest co-writer of 2023

@milla-frenchy my friend, my twin, my co-writer💖 your support gave me confidence to come out with my own writing which wasn’t easy😅 thank you!🫂 It’s always a pleasure to write with you and I hope to continue our creative journey in 2024. I love you, baby! Check out her masterlist! It’s gold!🥵🥵🥵

✨The most unhinged reader

@gracieispunk created a reader so unhinged, badass and hot that she sometimes overshadows Maintenance Man!Joel himself!😍 Tenant Girl takes what she wants and I love her for it‼️💖

✨My man, my love, my everything

Do you have an emotional support character who can make you feel happier, safer, calmer when you simply think about them? I do thanks to @toxicanonymity ! Nightwalks Joel is my most favourite fictional man! The first, the best, the hottest! HELL YEAH!🍆🧎🏼‍♀️🐆

✨“If horrible, why so hot” character

Joel from the Wrong Way series by @romana-after-dark wins this one! This Joel is one of the darkest I’ve ever read and he makes me feral and I love him!😵‍💫🥵

✨The most read fic of 2023

Liquid Gold /Joel Miller x fem!pregnant!reader x Tommy Miller/ by @gasolinerainbowpuddles is my breastfeeding kink Bible and simply an extremely hot fic! no joke I thought of pinning it on my blog cos I searched for it that often. Just thinking about it now makes me feel like a reread is due!😵‍💫🫠

Also thank you, Puddles, for your hilarious memes!😆👏 you’re a treasure!💖

✨The most unique series

Muddy Waters /Ezra x F!Reader x Joel Miller/ by @bonezone44 blew me away this year! Its characters are complex, the plot is fascinating and unique, it’s like a diamond that shines differently when you look at it from a new angle❤️

✨DDDNE fic of the year

Whatever You Want /Comandante Veracruz x Reader/ by @iamasaddie is a non-con masterpiece! It’s not easy to keep the realism of the situation and still make it hot, but this story has a perfect balance of both!🥵🖤

Also Aly, thank for being such a great friend!💖 You’re hilarious, kind, gorgeous and a super talented writer and artist!😍👏 I love you!😘

✨My favourite writer of 2023

I dearly love many writers on this site. But this title goes to @toxicanonymity without a doubt❤️

You made this year for me, Toxy! I’ll never be normal about your writing, your talent, your characters, your kindness, your heart😍 Every series, every story of yours is perfect! Thank you for everything you gave me and all of us this year! I love you, friend!💖🫂😘

✨My favorite people in 2023

My moots, my lovelies, my friends! Y’all made me laugh, cry happy tears, thirst, FEEL things like I’ve never felt before! I LOVE YOU ALL💖 @missannwinchester @milla-frenchy @toxicanonymity @iamasaddie @neverwheremoonchild @lumoverheaven @multiversed-daydreamer @beefrobeefcal @lunitawrites @rubyfruitjungle @xdaddysprincessxx @ellasinnombre @princessanglophile @romanarose @gasolinerainbowpuddles @noxturnalpascal @gracieispunk @ghoulettesinspace @janaispunk @funnygirlthatgab @jupiter-soups @seratuyo

Special smooches to my wifey @missannwinchester who has to deal with my nonsense every single day😅😘😘😘 LOVE YOU, SWEETIE🫂❤️

If you feel you should be on the list and I missed you, you’re absolutely right and I deserve a good spanking for not including you!😏

HAVE AWESOME 2024 Y’ALL!!! WOOOOOO!🥳🎊✨💖💖💖

#my thanks for 2023 #love you all #thank you all #❤️🫂😘😍 #I’m finishing it up tipsy cos it’s 2024 here already so sorry for any fuck ups

[100blocks-archived]

i’m here again. he is my boyfriend i am dating him i will tie his shoe and then sit on his lap and kiss his nose

#sorry i’m tipsy

[koreanrage]

Sam and Steve go on a mission together and Steve gets turned into a rabbit but per Steve fashion still wants to help on missions and when he’s grounded he thumps angrily at everyone. 🐰

In celebration of the year of the rabbit I wanted to do fluffy rabbit!steve but somehow it became more silly instead lol. Anyway everyone have a wonderful new year!

#steve rogers #bucky barnes #stucky #captain america fanart #sam wilson #clint barton #natasha romanoff #my art #no clint he’s not taking it well #I’m a little tipsy so I’m sorry if this is all over the place LOL

[ghostbeam]

Thinking abt how needy Touya gets when u make out how he chases ur lips when u pull away and when u need to breathe just kisses ur jaw and ur neck and is literally just so desperate and can’t get enough of u just wants more and more and more

#sorry I’m tipsy and I wanna KISS!!!!!!!! #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 #I love him I love him I want to marry him forever #ghost thoughts