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ninfadora7 · 3 months
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22 Skk✨
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nighttimeebony · 13 days
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I was rewatching the first season of Bungou Stray Dogs with a friend when I noticed something about Dazai from episode 1.
We all know that Dazai isn't really a fighter, but when he's getting chased by Atsushi in his tiger form...
Dazai doesn't take his hands out of his pockets until he has to use his ability to subdue Atsushi.
Now, where have we seen that before?
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And then I noticed something familiar about the way that Chuuya wears his coat
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What was that thing about couples adopting each other's mannerisms again?
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dazaiskinnie · 3 months
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Dazai: Truth or dare?
Chuuya: Truth
Dazai, smirking: I dare you to make out with me
Chuuya, climbing into Dazai's lap: You best believe I'm not here to lose.
Atsushi: …
Atsushi: He didn't even choose dare
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blindblossom · 8 months
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I love the 22!Soukoku dynamic in canon because every interaction they have is like:
Dazai: Ughhh Chuuya is so annoying, why won’t he leave me alone (hasn’t actually talked to Chuuya in 4 years)
Chuuya: Ughhh what the fuck now, I bet it’s Dazai’s fault (Dazai is nowhere nearby or involved in the scene)
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flamie-42 · 6 months
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In the PM Chuuya and Dazai would bring eachother their favorite meals if the other one looked sad.
Dazai: hey loser, i got you lunch *throws food at Chuuya* Chuuya: huh? what the fuck?
Chuuya: Hey Mackerel, there's left over crab in the fridge if you want it. Dazai: *suspicious* why? Chuuya: I had some for dinner and brought in leftovers. Dont think too much about it Dazai: *thinks too much about it
Neither realize the other does it but they both know its easier to work together if the other is happier. food makes the other happy => bring food
Kouyou looks in in disbelief
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doublesuicide19 · 7 months
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HC SKK #6
Kidnapper: Hello… we have your boyfriend…
Chuuya: You have Dazai??!!
Chuuya: Thank god. You can keep him. 
Kidnapper: *sobbing* no, please take him back 
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starregulus · 17 days
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hc that Chuuya would trick Dazai into drinking water by giving him two cups of water and telling him one of them is poisoned, knowing that he would just drink them both
(spolier: none of them were poisoned but dazai kept falling for it just in case they were)
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carbonateds-oda · 9 months
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chuuya likes to absolutely SMOTHER the ever living shit out of dazai with affection whenever he’s either sleepy or just dead asleep cuz he finds it amusing that nothing will make him budge and also cuz it’s one of the few times where that demonic annoying ass hell spawn is fully calm and not trying to piss him off like he just squishes his face and gives him the most obnoxious kisses and dazai is just too sleepy to retort or tease him abt it
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lokabrenna-writes · 10 months
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Soukoku headcannons because they have taken over my life
(Remember how I said I don’t write romance? Guess there’s a first time of everything •v•)
Port Mafia
Dazai fell first and harder
They have matching rings they got from the arcade and wore them all the time until they eventually broke. The rings were bound to break eventually considering how many battles they had been through, but they didn’t break during a battle. The duo were arguing about who knows what for the millionth time and the rings just snapped. They looked down at the pieces of plastic that had hit the floor in silence for a few minutes. (“If Chuuya wanted a divorce he could’ve just said so.” “Shut up and go win us new ones.”)
They both have specific items they steal from each other whenever they’re going to be separated for some time (separate missions, hospital stays, etc.). Chuuya will steal Dazai’s black hoodie that has what looks like lightning strike decals on the sides of the sleeves. Dazai will steal Chuuya’s white blanket that has what is supposed to be a slug and a mackerel messily stitched in one of the corners from when Chuuya was first learning how to embroider. They always make sure to return it without the other noticing when they get back from wherever they were so the item will smell like the other when it’s time for the duo to be separated again. Of course, both know the other takes said items, but neither say anything.
They paint each other’s nails every now and then. Black is they’re default color but they’ve also tried various nude/pink shades, blues, reds, and some glitters.
They’ve both attempted eyeliner (liquid and pencil) and failed. Both ended up with the liner all over their eyelids, but that didn’t stop either of them from laughing at the other.
They were each other’s first kiss. It was 2 in the morning and they were watching a movie. Since they can never agree on what to watch, they have a bowl with random numbers in it and whichever number is pulled is what they type in on the tv. Tonight some romance movie had been selected. Neither were particularly interested but they watched anyways (mainly to see whose movie plot prediction was right). Chuuya was growing sleepy towards the end. Sleep never came easy to Dazai so he let his mind wonder why the kiss scene at the end was always made out to be this grand moment. He turned to Chuuya who had laid his head to rest on his shoulder. He tucked his finger under Chuuya’s chin to tilt his head up and connected their lips. It was quick, not nearly as drawn out as the one playing on the screen. Yes, they both liked dramatics but it’s important to not over do it. They both hummed as they broke apart. It was pleasant, but it was not firework worthy as the movies had made it seem. Chuuya rested his head again, this time in the crook of Dazai’s neck rather than the edge of his shoulder before saying “Next time put some chapstick on. Get the strawberry one.”
Dazai finds children to be annoying, but he doesn’t exactly like or dislike them. Chuuya adores children and finds them to be endearing. To Dazai, there is very little in this world that can make him laugh as children falling. He's not necessarily laughing because the child may or may not be hurt, but more so at the face they make when they're processing what happened and then start crying. Chuuya yells at him despite this explanation.
The first and last time they said "I love you" was the night Dazai left. Before placing the bomb under Chuuya's car, Dazai had used his spare key to enter Chuuya's apartment to take his car keys. An extra precaution to ensure Chuuya wasn't caught in the explosion. He was supposed to be in and out, but he couldn't resist checking on Chuuya one last time. He peeked into the bedroom to find Chuuya already fast asleep. He walked over and watched him for a bit, knowing it would be a long time before he would be able to do so again in peace. He reached in his pocket and applied the strawberry chapstick to his lips before leaning down to connect their lips. Chuuya stirred at the contact and even though he cracked his eyes open, it was clear his mind was still very much asleep. Dazai pulled back after a few seconds and placed the chapstick along with his spare apartment key on Chuuya's bedside table. He briefly debated on leave a note before deciding he had already been in the apartment for too long. The last thing he wanted was to make it seem like Chuuya knew of his departure beforehand. "I love you," Dazai said in a quiet voice. It took more in him to actually get the words out then he cares to admit. "I love you so much. Forgive me for what I'm about to do, especially to your car, but this is for the best." These words came out more broken then he intended, but he hopes he got his point across. "I love you too," Chuuya mumbled out, eyes shut and snuggling deeper into his pillow. Dazai would come to cherish the moment the second he stepped out of the apartment. Chuuya does not remember it, but believed those three words to have been merely apart of his dream.
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artie88 · 6 months
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Atsushi calling Akutagawa after walking in on Dazai and Chuuya making out:
Atsushi: Aku! You’ll never believe what I just walked in on!
Akutagawa: Why should I care???
Atsushi: I just saw Dazai and Chuuya making out!
*no response from Akutagawa*
Atsushi: Aku?
And Akutagawa is just getting all these flashbacks from when he walked in on soukoku during Dazai’s port mafia days.
Akutagawa: Just be glad they were just making out.
Then he just hangs up, leaving Atsushi confused and scared as he turns around and locks eyes with a disheveled Dazai.
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nighttimeebony · 3 months
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If Chuuya and Dazai were ever to get married, there's no way they'd ever have a wedding. They would never have any kind of ceremony, nor would they ever dress up or fucking PLAN for it. Hell, they probably don't even tell anyone about it.
When Dazai and Chuuya decide to get married, they go to the courthouse at 3 in the morning, alone, just the two of them, and pick up and sign the papers. Then they go to a jewelry store and buy the cheapest rings there, the ones that probably turn your fingers green every time you take them off. Then they go to some special place only the two of them know about to exchange rings in private, well before any of their respective teammates would even realize they're gone, and the first kiss they share as a married couple is shockingly tender.
Then they drive to Dazai's apartment, bickering like they always do, and get sloppy drunk on the cheap wine Dazai keeps for Chuuya. Chuuya gags and complains, but he still drinks it anyways. They have mind-blowing orgasmic sex about it until the sun rises, where they both proceed to pass out and completely ignore their professional responsibilities and obligations.
They wake up hungover at 1 in the afternoon, Dazai with over a hundred missed texts and calls (more than half of them from Kunikida), and Chuuya with 2 voicemails from Akutagawa and a single missed call from Kouyou that spells nothing but trouble for him for the crime of ignoring his Ane-san. But they regret nothing.
Chuuya shows up to work later than he's ever been in his life, his ring hidden under his gloves. Dazai strolls into work like he isn't showing up hours later than he should with his cheap golden band glinting on his finger in the afternoon sun.
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dazaiskinnie · 6 months
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*Chuuya shitfaced drunk watching a video on his phone*
Chuuya: NO! NO DONT GO THERE! DONT GO INTO THE CHURCH YOU DUMB BITCH!
Dazai: What are you watching chu? A horror movie?
Chuuya, nonchalantly: Our wedding video.
Dazai: …
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blindblossom · 8 months
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Chuuya in the new chapter I can’t unsee it
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flamie-42 · 6 months
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when Chuuya pisses off Dazai he used to put up "Lost Dog" posters with Chuuya on them.
Hirotsu: Chuuya, Dazai is looking for you. also did you piss him off again? Chuuya: eh? Why didn't he just call me? And no I didn't do anything Hirotsu: *hold up poster* Chuuya: That fucking bastard. I'm gonna kill him Hirotsu: Can you two have your spat outside this time please
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blairboo · 9 months
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Ok a general headcanon ignoring the current state of affairs in the manga rn. I was always confused by dazai’s insistence on creating sskk because I’m like wth you have chuuya dumbass. Especially with dead apple like chuuya is op as fuck, why isn’t that the first thing he goes to? Instead trying to force akutagawa and atsushi to get along-
And then it hit me
Maybe Dazai is making sskk in an attempt to try and find another surefire method that way he can stop making chuuya use corruption for good. Like the entire reason Dazai stuck with his plan sparked from a worry about chuuyas safety cuz yeah sure he always saves him, but watching him constantly go to the brink of death. Not fun I’d imagine because he totalllllyyyyy doesn’t care about his slug like that right?
especiallyknowingthathemayhavecreatedsskkfortheexpresspurposeofgoingagainstfyodorandhedidntwanttoputchuuyaagainstfyodorbutbytryingtoexusehimfromtheequationscaused-
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doublesuicide19 · 7 months
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HC SKK #4
Chuuya: *goes down on one knee to propose*
Dazai: You don’t need to make yourself shorter than you already are you know
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