#source: unlimited blade works abridged

[incorrect-hgs]

Thyme: I call this Bad Cop, Worse Cop. I'm both.

Olive: I-I don't-

[An arrow lodges in the wall next to Olive's face]

Thyme: Sorry, that was bad cop.

Olive: Not worse cop?

Thyme: Worse cop wouldn't miss.

#high guardian spice #quote #Source: Unlimited Blade Works Abridged #thyme #olive

[incorrecttamersquotes]

Lopmon: Did marbles hurt you?

Beelzebumon: No, kid, I hurt me.

Beelzebumon: I also hurt marbles.

Beelzebumon: I feel worse about the marbles.

#incorrect quotes #digimon #lopmon #beelzebumon #source: unlimited blade works abridged

[starlightshadowsworld]

Beast Dazai: The only one allowed to tell me my dream is stupid is me.

Bsd Dazai: Your dream is stupid!

#Source: fate stay night unlimited blade works abridged by project mouthwash #bsd #bsd beast #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs beast #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #beast dazai

[mysterious-cuchulainn-x]

Further Incorrect Quotes

From the collision of the Incorrect Quote Generator chain and my current hyperfixation: 

Zash: Apprentice, you trashed my chambers! Miraathis: I saw a spider, so I threw a table at it. It survived, so I threw a cabinet. This continued. The spider escaped. I assure you I mean to track it down.

Lysandra: Imperius, could you come out here for a second? Miraathis: Nope! I’m scared of talking to Starlighter on the account of her being awesome and me being a Sith lord!

Lyn Vrei: He who doesn’t fight and runs away, runs away first!

Lysandra: There once was a Sith lord in blue, who had a dark job to do. The Jedi was mad, but it wasn’t all bad: In his next life he might get a clue.

Lyn: You know what, Skavak? I've got a whole can of 'not your business' with your name on it. Skavak: So, like, the can is my business, but not what's inside the can. That is a weird metaphor.

Khem Val: Be cautious, Master, this witch is cray-cray. Cray-Cray. Cray-cray? Is that something people say now?

#a dream of small minds #incorrect quotes #source: fate/stay night unlimited blade works abridged

[julio-claudian-saberface]

#incorrect quotes #politics #discourse #source: #unlimited blade works abridged

[deusvervewrites]

Opinion on abridged shows?

All fan work is a conversation much like how genres are conversations, but Abridged Series work in a different way than fanfic or AUs or fan comics. They're remixed, or edited, footage. And that is a major constraint which dramatically shifts how you make them.

An abridged series by nature has to generally follow at least the basics of the plot for better or for worse. Dragonball Z Abrdiged is a celebration of the creator's love of the series; same for Unlimited Blade Works abridged. You can't get jokes about The Moon like hte one from Episode 6 without adoring the source material.

On the other hand, Sword Art Online Abridged clearly... had some faults with the source material that they felt could be corrected.

These conversations can happen in fic, like when I had Uraraka ask if One For All would kill her in What it Means to Be a Hero and All Might responded with how ridiculous of an idea that was, but an abridged series is having this discussion all the time by the inherent nature of the work.

They're fascinating!

#asks

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

Charity: You broke my house!

Thomas: I saw a spider so I threw a table at it. It survived, so I threw a cabinet. This continued; the spider escaped. I assure you I mean to track it down.

#Dresden files #Charity Carpenter #thomas raith #incorrect quotes dresden files #source: unlimited blade works abridged #submission: ethicalnecromancer #submission

[our-happygirl500-fan]

Steph after watching Cass throw an explosive at some mobsters: That was awesome! I want to do that!

Barbara through the coms: Those cost as much as your house Steph

Steph: ... Seems like overkill for like four mobsters

#DC comics #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #cassandra cain #team batgirl #dc #source: fate unlimited blade works abridged

[incorrectswr]

Ezra: Oh, is that Sabine? Maybe I should go say hi to her…

Ezra’s Brain: Hold it, Tiger! Have you considered that YOU’RE super boring, and SHE might hate YOU for it?!

Ezra: Good call, brain. I forgot how socially inept I am.

Zeb: Ezra, could you come out here for a second?

Ezra: Nope! I’m scared of talking to Sabine on the account of her being awesome and me being Ezra Bridger!

Zeb: She’s still here, Ezra… I think she heard that.

Ezra: Hi Sabine! You’re really cute, and you scare me also!

Sabine: I get that!

#ezra bridger #sabine wren #garazeb orrelios #source: fate/stay night unlimited blade works abridged

[unknownsymbol367]

Archer/Saber: Every word you just spoke has made me violently angry.

Actually Satan/Baeber: OH, GREAT! NOW I'M AGREEING WITH SABER/ARCHER!

EMIYA/Arthur: LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

#Saber #Archer #Arturia #Arturia Pendragon #EMIYA #Counter Guardian EMIYA #Incorrect quotes #Fate/stay night #Fate/stay night unlimited blade works #Unlimited blade works #actually satan #Source: DBZA #Fate/stay night unlimited blade works abridged #canadian subtitles

[incorrect-hgs]

Caraway: You’re acclimating to modern slang the kids taught you, huh?

Phlox: Fo’ shizzle.

#high guardian spice #quote #Source: Unlimited Blade Works Abridged #Caraway #Phlox

[incorrecttamersquotes]

Ruki: You silly idiot.

Ruki: We have too much heart merch.

Ruki: Stop making heart merch!

Ruki: Or else...?

Rumiko: Listen, Ruki, I'm not going to fight you on this. I just know deep in my heart that we do now and always will need more heart merch.

Rumiko: As the sole provider of heart merch in this household, I understand this better than anyone.

#incorrect quotes #digimon #ruki makino #rumiko makino #source: unlimited blade works abridged

[incorrecttamersquotes]

Takato: Oh, is that Ruki? I should go talk to her—

Takato, internally: HOLD IT! Have you considered that you're super boring and she might hate you for it?

Takato: Good call, brain. I forgot how socially inept I am.

#incorrect quotes #digimon #takato matsuda #ruki makino #source: unlimited blade works abridged

[incorrecttamersquotes]

(During the Anime Protagonist Dream™ in episode 1)

Takato: I WANT THAT!

Ruki: Who’s there?! Who just complimented us????

#incorrect quotes #digimon #takato matsuda #ruki makino #source: unlimited blade works abridged

[incorrecttamersquotes]

Takato: Nobody is allowed to call my dream stupid except for me.

Yamaki: Hey Takato! Your dream is stupid!

Takato: Oh my god who hurt you?!

Yamaki: MARBLES HURT ME!

Takato: What does that mean?! Explain it to me so I can help you!

#incorrect quotes #digimon #takato matsuda #mitsuo yamaki #source: unlimited blade works abridged

[mysterious-cuchulainn-x]

Nine (?) People You Want to Know Better

Thanks @lykegenia for the tag!

Last Song: If singing to myself counts, it was either Stan Rogers' "Free in the Harbour" or David Rovics' "Saint Patrick's Battalion." Listening only, either something by the Great Big Sea—a great, although now retired, Newfoundland folk-rock band—or the song "Phoenix" (no, not that one) that someone made a Lord El-Melloi II's Case Files AMV for.

Currently Watching: Waiting for the next episodes of Unlimited Blade Works Abridged and Fate/Apocrabridged (both arguably better than their source material) and slowly working my way through Star Trek: Enterprise.

Currently Reading: Depending on my physical location, either The Dawn Watch, a personal and global biography of seaman-novelist Joseph Conrad, or The Watchmaker of Filigree Street, a lightly fantastical mystery set in late nineteenth-century London. The novel that still hangs around in my head a good deal is Amor Towles' A Gentleman in Moscow, about a Russian nobleman sentenced to house arrest in a Moscow hotel's attic, and one of the most enveloping pieces of writing I've encountered.

Current Obsession: I bounce back and forth between a few, but at the moment I'm mostly preoccupied by Dragon Age: Origins and the Fate series—mainly the original visual novel, Fate/stay night, and the mobile game, which at least offers ample opportunities to practice rewriting interesting concepts. Fate/Zero did Diarmuid Ua Duibhne unspeakably dirty and I have an ongoing WIP (plus several more fic concepts) dedicated to correcting that, while my BioWare brain time is frequently devoted to making sense of their lackadaisical worldbuilding—sometimes within the bounds of canon, and sometimes by assaulting canon head-on—often at the cost of actually (re)writing the fic that's all theoretically about writing.

Tagging: @swtorpadawan @the-raven-of-highever @trekking-through-life @starknstarwars @ftmshepard if anyone wants to join in on this!

#tag gane