Calvin: Are you sure that's a wise decision?
Rocky: I never made a wise decision in my life, and never will.
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Sin: I’m hungry!
Sol: You just had a sandwich.
Sin: Yeah, but I have a separate stomach for sweets.
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Misty: Are you sure that's a wise decision?
Ash: I never made a wise decision in my life, and never will.
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Lilith: We’re screwed.
Eda: Hey, no. I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you upbeat!
Lilith, more upbeat: We’re screwed!
Eda: There ya go.
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Quartermaster: A "computer virus"? What's that do?
Neil: It's a program that destroys your computer from the inside.
Quartermaster: A "computer"? What's that do?
Neil: I'll explain afterwards.
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Buttler: I don’t understand Quantum Physics.
Dr. Buttocks: The ignorant brother has not bothered to learn chemistry? Very well, then…
Dr. Buttocks: *looks up Quantum Physics*
Dr. Buttocks:…I do not understand.
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Adachi: Why can't we have a normal, straightforward killing once in a while?
Dojima: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
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Frank: Are you sure that's a wise decision?
Julie: I've never made a wise decision in my life and I never will.
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Braids: I'm Braids, the legendary warrior who has never lost a battle.
Goggles: Woah! What kinds of matches have you played?
Braids: I've never had a match before.
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Dawn: Note to self: evildoers are weak against starlight.
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Zib: I can tell you plan on making me into a criminal no matter what I say.
Drago: You ARE a criminal!
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Corwin: State your name and occupation.
Charname: Uh, my name is Charname and my occupation is accused murderer?
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Random Citizen : *after being saved*....Auror Tonks! Thank you, thank you so much for saving my life...
Tonks : Huh? Don’t mention it. Just doing my job.
Tonks : *looks off in the distance*
Tonks : *continues for some time*
Kingsley : Tonks?
Tonks : Sorry, it’s just… I’ve wanted to say that line since the day I received the acceptance letter from the Auror program.
Kingsley :
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Ichabod: You don’t sound very optimistic.
Sean: I wasn’t trying to be.
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