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clanwarrior-tumbly · 4 months

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Kieran Kieran Kieran Kieran Kierannnnnn

Boi deserves more love cause he's truly one of the best characters in the entire franchise and they definitely did him justice with his story arc(Even if we made him get a ton of therapy and a near-death experience after his villain phase...)

With that, the fact that he can afford multiple tickets but not a phone is... Weird. However, that's where writers come in soooo- Can I please request the reader, Carmine, Paldea gang, and BB E4 throwing Kieran a surprise party and cashing in together to get him the lastest rotom phone with Applin/Hydrapple case?

Extra bonus if you're also able to include individual gifts that everyone would get Kiki

EXTREMELY BASED REQUEST <3333

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One day it suddenly occurred to you, the BB E4, Carmine, and your Paldean friends that Kieran's 15th birthday was coming up and....according to his sister, he's never had a party.

You found that to be 100% unacceptable, and so you all decided to band together and plan one right in the League Club room.

Ofc you had to be sneaky about it, making it so that Kieran didn't suspect anything was up.

The biggest challenge--at least for the others--was figuring out what presents to give him.

But considering that he still doesn't have his own rotomphone (despite having more than enough money to get you, Arven, Penny, and Nemona plane tickets to Kitakami), it wasn't too difficult to decide what gift you wanted to get for him.

Luckily you had a Persian and Gholdengo who knew Pay Day and Make It Rain respectively and wore amulet coins, so you took them out to the terarium to battle other trainers, gathering more than enough cash to finally afford the gift.

When Kieran's birthday finally arrives...he's a little sad bc he only got a few wishes from random passerbys, and none from you or his friends or sister--who all seemed to have mysteriously vanished.

He thinks it's some prank and lowkey sulks as he shuffles to the clubroom....

Only to get startled when you all jump out and surprise him--with Ogerpon, Miraidon/Koraidon, and your Hydrapple (who was once the Applin he traded you) wearing party hats and kazoos--wishing him happy birthday.

Once his mini heartattack subsides, it takes a second for everything to sink in....before he gets extremely sappy and stands there with tears rolling down his face.

At first Crispin thinks he's genuinely upset and starts apologizing profusely, thinking the group had the wrong date-

"N-No, it's today. I'm just....wowzers.." Kieran laughs, wiping away his tears. "You all..really did this for me?"

"It took careful planning and precarious coordination." Amarys speaks up with a smile of her own. "We have [y/n] to thank for orchestrating this. But I could understand if it caused you some minor distress this morning."

He just waves her off, reassuring her that everything's good now, and soon the festivities commence!

You gift him the latest Rotomphone, having commissioned for it to have an Applin phonecase (even with its own tail and eyestalks) that shimmered in the sunlight, with all of the features offered by the League Club's BP system already unlocked.

Ofc, it may take him a while to learn how to use them all...but he's SO happy and hugs you tightly.

He lowkey forgot that everyone else got him a present, too, and lets you go to open them.

Carmine, knowing her brother, gave him an assortment of chocolate (but insisted that he didn't eat all of it at once and had actual food every now and then).

Amarys gave him a single heavy ball with a Shiny Aron inside. She doesn't think it's much but gets flustered when he smiles and thanks her with a hug, too.

Lacey gifts him a Granbull plushie, and at first she thinks it may be too "cutesy" for him, but he holds onto it tight and insists that he loves it.

Crispin and Arven got together to gift him a cookbook they collaborated on: half the recipes are spicy dishes and the other half contains sandwich recipes.

Drayton presents him with an empty friend ball, and inside was a Wimpod keychain and a note that basically says "sry for calling you ex-champ, ex-champ".

Fortunately they both kinda got over that grudge and could laugh about it now.

Penny got him the same Eevee backpack that she has (after recalling how he stared at it one too many times back in Kitakami and played with the ears when she left it unattended for a few mins) and initially feels awkward, but he adores it and promises to swap his old bag out from time to time.

Nemona gave him a whole bag of EV-boosting items (carbos, zinc, feathers, mints, you name it) for his team so their next battle could be even MORE exciting....and he's embarrassed to admit his competitive team's stats are already maxed out, but he'll use them for his casual team.

All in all, the party is a huge success.

It's definitely one Kieran would never forget, and he's so, so grateful to have real friends who did all of this for him--especially you.

#clanask #pokemon x reader #pokemon sv x reader #pokemon scarlet x reader #pokemon violet x reader #pokemon kieran #pokemon arven #pokemon nemona #pokemon penny #pokemon carmine #bb elite four #headcanons #birthday #fluff

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wannab-urs · 9 months

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Outtakes - Non-smut Vol 1

AO3 | Kofi | Main Masterlist | The Spreadsheet Masterlist | Vol 2

Hi friends! Sometimes we want fics that are SFW or we just want to make ourselves sad or we need a little pick me up. I'm here with a list of fics that have no (explicit) smut as of posting! They may have smutty thoughts or mild allusions to smut, but those are marked in the warnings!

I know, me, posting non-smut fics.... but they deserve love too! Note that while many of these are rated T, they are posted on blogs that are 18+ so MDNI <3

Summaries and tags are, in most cases, provided by the author - please be sure to read them as some of these fics may have content you do not wish to read.

Updated 5/24/2024

Whiskey, Dark and Deep - Jack - @prolix-yuy

Summary: In the short time you’ve known Jack Daniels, he’s disappointed you three times. Warnings: M, violence, blood, injuries, gunfights, so so so much yearning, full on cowboy tropes.

A bearable weight - Javi G - prolix-yuy

Summary: New Years Eve is the holiday of new beginnings, and you take a leap to see if Javi might be one of them. Story Warnings: T, plenty of sweetness, more ridiculousness because I can’t help myself, some lightly spicy kisses.

One Hundred and Fifty Seven - Din - @theidiotwhowritesthings

Summary: Din fakes his death for some reason. They leave reader behind thinking he’s dead. Months go by and he returns but reader is like super not okay. Say she’s been super into spice because then she can see Din when she’s high. Anyway, happy ending but loooots of angst please! Also, can it be a bit between him returning and reader being okay with him being back?” Warnings: angst with happy end, drug use, drug addiction, mentions of death, brief canon violence, self loathing, anxiety, self doubt, boba adopts reader b/c i couldn’t resist

In an instant - Joel - @mishasminion360

Summary: Happy Birthday, Joel Miller... Warnings: Um…..😳🙄 (ed. note: I hate to spoil the story, but since this list is intented to help people avoid triggers, I must; Major Character Death (reader), angst, loss of pregnancy)

It would be - Din - @fuckyeahdindjarin

Summary (aka prompt I gave myself): ‘It would be easier if you just married him.’ Warnings: angst, jealousy, fighting, pining, yearning, no use of Y/N

Just Keep Breathing - Javi P - @swiftispunk

Summary: javi finds it harder and harder to keep up with the more physical aspects of his job. reader offers him some love and words of comfort. warnings etc: BODY REPRESENTATION <3 (reader is described as having thicker thighs, a belly, and crow’s feet), smoking + smoking related health issues, hurt/comfort, back massages, fluff, angst, bein in ur 30s/40s, established relationship. probably bad spanish (please correct me). NO USE OF Y/N.

Every Pilot Needs a Wingman - Frankie - @kikis-writing-world

Summary: You have been pining quietly over your neighbor for months. He hasn’t noticed, but apparently his friend has… Warnings: Smutty thoughts - grey sweatpants should be their own warning. Fleeting mentions of masturbation and sex toys. Swearing. Santi gives the reader tips on how to impress/pick up Frankie, I don’t know if that might come off as shady or triggering to people so I want to mention that.

A girl walks into a bookshop - Ezra - @oonajaeadira

Summary: Set a couple of years after the events of the film. Ezra owns a bookshop. You walk in. Warnings: The coziest, softest romance. They do work up to intimacy, but it is sequestered in it’s own chapter–the “Interlude”–which can be skipped without losing any of the story.

Breathe Through It - Joel - @tommysversion

Summary: you have a panic attack. Joel helps. Warnings: Descriptions of mental health conditions (namely PTSD, but can be read as any anxiety based disorder with panic attacks) / graphic description of a panic attack / some adult language/ references to past trauma (nothing explicitly described but inferred).

A kiss before dying and in death we combine - Joel - oonajaeadira

Summary: When Joel becomes infected, you make the decision not to leave him alone. Warnings: Blood and wounds. Bodily character death. Loss. Love that hurts. Sex of course, but blurred to the edges. Playing fast and loose with the cordyceps and how fast it grows.

102 - Frankie - @tieronecrush

summary: every week, you and frankie meet up at the same spot at the same time to catch-up and share a coffee. you’ve been his best friend for years. through thick and thin, always there. thing is, frankie’s been in love with you for nearly as long as he’s known you and hasn’t worked up the courage to tell you. warnings: no use of Y/N, post-film timeline, au where frankie doesn’t have a kid, use of pet names (solecita, mi mejor), high school level spanish (mostly swear words), unrequited love, self deprecation, alcohol use/drunkenness, smoking

Safe in my arms - Ezra - mishasminion360

Summary: Ezra harbors a secret hatred for his absent arm, but his feelings come to a head when his newly acquired handicap fails to do the one task he vowed never to fail in: keep you safe from harm. Warnings: Language; light angst; feelings of insecurity; body dysmorphia; brief allusions to smut; hurt/comfort; fluff.

Leave Off Your Wandering - Joel - oonajaeadira

Summary: An area native, long-term resident and shepherd in Jackson, you prefer quiet and isolation and the company of sheep. It seems this new resident Joel Miller and his young ward might share your interests. Warnings: M (possible canon violence and language. most likely non-explicit sex further down the line.) (ed. note; no smut as of chapter 2)

Peace - Joel - swiftispunk

summary: jackson era, post-tlou. you and joel discuss what it means to die. warnings: angst and fluff, discussions of death and dying, discussions of sex but nothing too explicit, age difference implied but not specified (joel is older than you but the number of years is not relevant), established relationship. NO USE OF Y/N.

This is me trying - Joel/Ellie platonic!! - swiftispunk

summary: jackson. a flashback on a film reel sparks a memory. joel tells ellie how it feels. warnings: angst, discussions of child loss, discussions of grief and death, ig fluff

Epiphany - Joel - @jksprincess10

Summary: Your new neighbor is a war veteran with a lot of scars. (1k words) Warnings: AU where Joel is in the military, age gap, PTSD, anxiety, insomnia, allusions to smut, suicidal thoughts, sad ending. Beware!!

Significant - Din - softlyspector

Summary: Din has been calling you riduur for months. You finally find out what it means, and get a little more than you bargained for. Warnings: pining, absolute FOOLS in love, bit of grumpy x sunshine, lil angsty, possibly incorrect lore, fluff, lots of Mando'a (translations for the Mando'a at the end

A pile of cards - Javi P - @undercoverpena

summary: it’s become a tradition. he presents you with a birthday card so you can collect his words, while he collects the expressions you share as you read them. warnings: javi through the seasons, narcos season two/three spoilers. cute, fluff. happy ending.

Fire - Din - jksprincess10

Summary: None Warnings: fluff fluff fluff, mutual pining, idiots in love, this is pretty short, mando still has the crest, canon divergent.

Honeyed - Joel - softlyspector

Summary: You hate being touched, but you might be willing to put aside your discomfort for a tattoo from Joel. Warnings: slow build, no outbreak tattoo!au, reader has issues with touch and is mostly touch adverse, tattoos and getting tattooed (the reader only has one tattoo that is described in any detail), description of a past abusive relationship and a bad experience getting tattooed, insecurity, anxiety, loneliness, implied undefined past trauma with men, Joel gets to have both his daughters in this, you can decide if this is game joel or show joel

The Art of Healing - Marcus Pike - @northernbluess

Summary: Marcus Pike was feeling lost—unfulfilled and unmoored. After a failed marriage, heartbreak courtesy of his ex-fiancée and relocating to D.C., Marcus knew that he needed more than the FBI. Seven years later, Marcus has traded in Special Agent for Doctor and is now a clinical psychologist specialising in art therapy. He combines his two loves of art and psychology, spurred on by his experience in art crimes, FBI psych courses and his own time in therapy. Josephine is referred to Dr Pike, having just been discharged from treatment for an eating disorder. While Dr Pike is fresh to his new career, he is knowledgeable, warm, kind and attentive. Over time, as she bares her soul to him, he falls for her and the bond between them ties both their heads in knots. As her therapist he knows it’s wrong but he begins to feel incapable of separating his feelings from his work. Before long neither can truly live without the other — if only she knew that. Warnings: (warnings will be specified in each individual chapter, however, please read these carefully) Art Therapist!Marcus Pike, eating disorder, therapy, mentions of disordered eating patterns, hurt/comfort, slow burn, lots of pining and tension, angst, age gap, strained familial relationships, so much softness and feelings, eventual smut (ed. note: no smut as of chapter 5 and worth the read up to that point)

The Man That I Love - Joel - @lumoverheaven

Summary: None (ed. note: Joel is an idiot who doesn't know what he has until he almost loses it). Warnings: None (ed. note: angst)

Not Strong Enough - Joel - @beskarandblasters

Summary: Fem!Reader and Joel are in an established relationship, having met shortly after the events in Kansas City. They’re living in Jackson, Wyoming together, post Salt Lake City with Ellie. Things are going well until an incident happens during patrol and Joel questions whether or not he’s good enough. Written in third person. Warnings: angst, feeling inadequate, canon types of violence, swearing, bar fight, Joel is an asshole :/

Do You Love Me - Dieter - me

Summary: here is a fluffy (by my standards) little drabble in the A Ghost of You universe. Can be read standalone Warnings: There's just some kissing and no mentions of anything bad because I'd never do anything bad to D, would I?

Thunder Buddies - Joel - me

Summary: Joel comforting reader who is scared of thunderstorms Warnings: descriptions of a panic attack, Joel being adorable, cuddling, cuteness, a distinct lack of angst or smut - which is really weird coming from me.

Wash Day - Marcus P - @secretelephanttattoo

Summary: Some completely self-indulgent romantic fluff about Marcus Pike washing your hair. Warnings: none

Personal Best - Marcus P - secretelephanttattoo

Summary: This picture of Pedro holding a dog inspired me to write a fluffy meet-cute for Marcus Pike & Reader. I'm feeling 90s romantic comedy vibes, I don't know if I'll write anything more on this but we'll see if people like it. Warnings: none

Context and Perspective - Marcus M - @elvenmother

Summary: The newest member of the Heroics has gone missing and as one of the better-known Villains on the scene, you are blamed. Then your sidekick goes missing. You must go after the Heroic’s leader to try to get them back and clear your name. Warnings: Swearing, mentions of injuries, mentions of blood

A Very Furby Christmas - Joel - @proxima-writes

Summary: it’s christmas eve 1998 and joel miller thinks everything is perfect. well, until his brother admits he didn’t get sarah the one present she wanted - the furby. now, joel has to go out on christmas eve to find the year’s hottest toy that’s been sold out for months. turns out, you’re on the same mission. and you’ve both found the last furby in town. Warnings: pre-outbreak, no use of y/n, holiday/christmas fic, the last toy trope, no smut, age gap - not explicitly specified but joel is 31 and reader is mid-20s, the great miller gingerbread construction competition, operation get sarah miller a furby, some kissing.

The Haunting of Dieter Bravo - Dieter - @idolatrybarbie Summary: "ghosts aren't real, except when they are." Warnings: referenced substance abuse, mentions of alcohol, dieter is sober, one song-based joke (please get it plsplspls), reader is gender neutral, a good ol' haunting tale.

The Locksmith - The Thief - oonajaeadira

Summary: A Thief you’ve known for years and have conflicting feelings for brings you a gift. The gift is a not only a puzzle in itself, but part of a larger mystery, one only you can crack. Warnings: reader is an adult, reader is AFAB, no physical descriptions of reader

A Piece of Cake - Frankie - idolatrybarbie

Summary: It's been a long time since you've seen Frankie Morales. Warnings: Angst, discussion of addiction, mentions of cocaine, alcohol consumption, bowling

The Parents That Are Left - Joel - @frenchiereading

Summary: There weren't many patrol partners Joel Miller tolerated: his brother and Iris. On a cold January day, Joel pays her mother a visit and finds out you can bond over anything. Unfortunately. Warnings: canon-typical violence and language, heavy angst, talks/mentions/descriptions of death and dead bodies, heavy discussions/thoughts of feelings/grief/guilt, suicidal thoughts, alcohol consumption, Jackson-era Joel, no reader, no y/n, OFC, not a single ounce of romance

For the Love of Horror - Dieter - @coulsons-fullmetal-cellist

Summary: Dieter and you watch a scary movie. Warnings: No use of y/n, horror movies, euphemisms, fluff, suggestive language

Stages of Grief - Joel - @bonezone44

Summary: After a tense interaction with a family member who raised you when you were little, you spiral. Joel talks you through it. Warnings: Gender neutral reader, familial trauma, angst, grief, neglect, trauma, childhood emotional/physical abuse

The Riding Lesson - Jack - @bluestar22x

Summary: When you are hired at a ranch as a trail guide, the owner asks the foreman to teach you how to ride Western style. Warnings: Suggestive thoughts, sexual tension, equestrian terms

Frankie and Din - Frankie/Din - @avastrasposts

Summary: a one-shot with our favourite pilot, sweet Frankie and our favourite space boy, broody Din based on the line; "Go on then, space boy, fly this.” Warnings: none

Light Only Shows You Where the Shadow Are - Max Phillips - oonajaeadira

Summary: The only thing that can get rid of a minor jerk is a major jerk. Warnings: Non-consensual attention (not Max), stalker behavior (when there’s trouble, Max always seems to be watching from nearby), vampire violence.

It's always been you - Dieter - @alwaysmicado

Summary: After a year of dating Dieter Bravo, you are forced to face reality. All good things must come to an end, right? Warnings: angst, age gap (unspecified), swearing, brief mention of p in v sex, brief mention of disordered eating and suicide, mention of black eye, toxic relationship, drug use, reader's coping mechanisms are unhealthy

John Wayne - Joel - @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin

Summary: twenty years after the world ended, you find yourself face to face with Tommy Miller. The brother of the man who was your boyfriend at the time of the outbreak. Warnings: talk of attempted suicide, child loss, grief, angst

illicit affairs - Joel @chaotic-mystery

Summary: it’s my take on what illicit affairs means. Every time I listened to it I imagined Joel, specifically dbf Joel. I hope the swifties go *easy* on me and pls don’t say anything if you didn’t like it. Warnings: angst. And more angst. Swearing, forbidden relationship, arguing, fwb, alluded age gap but not specified. Use of nicknames (kid, baby……don’t look at me ok I didn’t do IT), reader is not physically described, no use of y/n.

Stay Close to Me - Jack - @alwaysbethewest

Summary: You're a rookie agent sent to work undercover with Jack as a married couple!Fake/undercover marriage! Statesman casefic! Warnings: A little romance, kissing, coarse language, very mild peril and hurt/comfort, and a splash of alcohol. Reader is a junior agent and has some muscle but otherwise no physical/age descriptions. As with any good Kingsman fic, my first step was to disregard half of canon, so this is either pre-movie or an AU.

To Know the Light - Din - @burntheedges

Summary: to go in the dark with a light is to know the light. Warnings: fluff, a teensy bit of angst, introspection, winter, food mention, reader has no description, gn!reader

O, Christmas Tree - Dieter - @covetyou

Summary: As PA to Dieter Bravo, you were used to the strange, unusual and downright weird. What you weren't used to was taking in a shipment of - what? And how many? Warnings: sex toys (so many butt plugs), Dieter being a menace to his PA, no smut, pure silliness.

In Fiction - Dieter - @sin-djarin

Summary: Dieter comes to bed. Warnings: Established relationship, mentions of self doubt, no physical description of reader, no dialogue, no use of y/n.

The Serpent Under It - Dave York - @brandyllyn

Summary: Dave is very good at his job Warnings: Canon typical violence. kinda dark yo, soulmate AU

I'll Leave a Light On For You - Max Phillips - oonajaeadira

Summary: Max has reservations when it comes to love, and for very good reasons. Warnings: Angst. Character death. Allusions to the atrocities of war and its lasting effects. Max is a vampire. Traumatic soul memory. Me assuming I know anything about French culture of the 1930s.

Cocoon - Joel - secretelephanttattoo

Summary: A short ode to Joel's coat. / a bath with Joel Warnings: Angst and intimacy. 1 reference to blood and allusion to canon typical violence (nothing is described)

Home - Frankie - @dancingtotuyo

Summary: Frankie always comes home to you. Warnings: fluff, angst, girl dad!frankie, recovering!Frankie, references to drug use, references to violence, trauma, healing.

Negotiations - Max Phillips - prolix-yuy

Summary: Max Phillips never found marketing to be all that helpful. Hell, running an ad on Facebook was easy enough. But then you walked in the door and he knew he had to have you, in all the ways he could. Warnings: T, descriptions of male and female bodies, some fantasizing and suggestive themes.

sweets for my sweet; sweets from my sweet - Ezra - @tinytinymenace

Summary: you are a cook at an exploration camp and one of the miners asks you about Earth and brings you a treat Warnings: Brief mentions of planet death (RIP Earth) and strained family dynamics but on balance this is soft.

Caught Kissing Santa - Dave York - @wildemaven

Summary: Alice saw you kissing Santa Claus Warnings: reader is married to Dave and stepmom to his kids, mentions of food and drinks, non-religious Christmas celebrations and Santa beliefs, alluding to sexy time but no smut, kissing, mentions reader is wearing pajama pants, fluff, soft Dave, one use of ‘good girl’.

Unwind - Dieter - @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin

Summary: Dieter helps you unwind when you get your period after an already long day. Warnings: established relationship, reader menstruates, drug use (marijuana), reference to past drug use, reference to bad horror movies, Dieter being our favorite trash panda, sweet, fluff, domesticity

One Night - Marcus P - secretelephantattoo

Summary: You get one night with Marcus Pike. Warnings: Implied/referenced smut but nothing is explicitly described. Smoking and alcohol. Angst because they only have one night together. Marcus is a flirty menace. House party nostalgia. Heavy petting in a stairwell

Lovesick - Joel - prolix-yuy

Summary: You've been greedy for Joel for too long. Warnings: descriptions of wound care and blood, allusions to dubcon due to drinking and drug use, no actual smut

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seramilla · 1 month

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After she and Clara and Kiki are secured, after several months probably, Velvette 'slips' one day and calls Carmilla or Sera mom to see how they react and neither one really seems to notice? Just answers to it as if it's normal? And Velvette has to keep from crying because...Oh. she has a mom or two now. Ones that actually care? Her girlfriends moms accept her?

Sorry, I went a different way with this. I love nervous, flustered Velvette. Sue me.

"Velvette....can you please do something besides taking up my entire living room with your projects?"

Velvette looks up at Carmilla from the arms dealer's living room floor. Her girlfriends, Kiki and Clara, are lying on the couch nearby, cuddling and napping, while Velvette takes up the entirety of Carmilla's lounging area with her work. Diagrams and sketches are scattered across the floor, coffee table, and even other chairs. She's more or less made the room her makeshift office.

"I'm working, fossil," Velvette explains, that nickname from their old rivalry still feeling spicy on her lips. Carmilla doesn't take it seriously anymore, but it still hits at a sensitive part of her psyche sometimes, when she's trying to be calm with the younger woman, for her daughter's sake. "We're releasing a new line in the morning, and I need to be ready."

"Yes, I know," Carmilla sighs, rubbing her brow. "But can you use a table like a normal person? Where are Sera and I supposed to sit?"

Velvette looks around, as if just now realizing how much her work has gotten out of control. She really is taking up the entire room. Still, she has to get one more jab in for good measure. "Can't you, I don't know, use your bed? Isn't it close to your bedtime anyway?"

"Velvette!" Carmilla groans under her breath, shoes tapping, trying not to get too frustrated with her.

"Ugghh. Geez. Fine! Okay, Mom!"

Carmilla realizes what Velvette had said before Velvette does. It isn't until the fashionista is gathering her papers into her arms that her eyes widen, a pinkish-purple blush immediately engulfing her face. She squeaks, hoping to Hellfire nobody heard her.

Of course, Carmilla has. She's grinning at her.

"Umm, I mean. Uhh...fuck. What--Ignore that! Forget I said anything!"

"Too late now, babe!" Clara says, giggling from her place with Kiki over on the couch. "We already heard you!"

Clara...wasn't she asleep? When had she woken up? Velvette screams to herself internally. Still blushing, she gathers the rest of her things at lightning speed, and runs upstairs to Clara's bedroom, trying desperately to escape the teasing she knows is coming.

She can hear Carmilla laughing melodiously behind her, and Kiki emphasizing the word Mom Mom Mom over and over again, like a chant. The word is like a barrage in her ear, Kiki yelling it up at her as Velvette makes her grand escape up the winding staircase in the main hall.

The next few days are going to be horrible, Velvette thinks. Hellfire, they will never let her live this down.

#hazbin hotel #carmilla carmine #velvette hazbin hotel #clara hazbin hotel #helluva boss #kiki helluva boss #sera hazbin hotel #ask #anon #fan theories #velkira

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witchydykebitch · 1 month

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Oooh new pinned post!

Welcome to my gay blog full of my unhinged and horny thoughts!

18+ to follow, 21+ to DM!!

Minors, men, TERFs, other bigots and cishets, away with you!

Ki or Kiki. Mid-20s. Dyke. they/them or she/her. Switch. Autistic as fuck (which means I need ya'll to be direct with you're flirting lol)

This blog is mostly to be a raging lesbian + chat with other sapphics! There will be a lot of talk about dyke sex and the occasional spicy pic when I'm feeling it. I also write and may post some of my smutty lesbian goodness on here!

I block liberally so if you're a bigot, creep, ageless/blank blog you will be swiftly blocked! I don't post my political opinions on here as that isn't what this blog is for but just know I'm a leftist who has no time for bigots of any kind and believes in a free Palestine!!

I don't go in depth about my kinks on here but if we're mutuals and you want to ask about them I'm open to it!

If you're neurodivergent and queer and want to chat I'm always happy to make more friends on here as well!

Pics will be tagged #witchydykepics

Random thoughts will be tagged #witchydykerambles

Asks will be tagged #witchydykeasks

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ngc7009 · 10 months

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one summer evening me and @how-very-salty made a Steven Universe au in Danganronpa setting. i guess we called it Danganverse? anyway, i finally drew some character sprites, so let me introduce the main cast.

should i make an ask blog?

[ Part 1 l Part 2 l Part 3 ]

Lars Barriga. Ultimate baker.

local loser.

prickly, gloomy and unsociable.

the only two people he kinda trusts is Sadie and Ronaldo. still doesn't consider them friends.

well, he actually has some good friends online. but they live very far away.

trying to act like he has no hobbies or interests, but in fact obsessed with space.

starts speaking Tagalog when he's really upset, angry or excited.

he and Buck once were best friends, but something went wrong. Lars has no idea what, tho.

plays piano. it’s the only thing his parents insisted on learning.

Sadie Miller. Ultimate scriptwriter.

very insightful.

basically non-conflicting person, always trying to find compromise.

took hundreds of classes from drawing to boxing.

doesn’t like spicy food.

wants to be a singer, but too shy to sing in public.

likes to write scripts for horror films and thrillers.

Ronaldo Fryman. Ultimate conspiracy theorist.

is right more often than everyone thinks.

ridiculously smart actually, but his obsession with conspirology makes a bad impression on people.

truly considers Lars and Sadie his best friends.

has a girlfriend. very real girlfriend.

hates anime and manga?

adores rats, because they’re the smartest animals.

only eats junk food.

Buck Dewey. Ultimate popular guy.

the second person in class after Garnet. his talent also makes him sort of a leader.

always calm and collected. on the outside at least.

better not ask him about Lars.

half Japanese. fluent in both Japanese and English.

actually gay, but has to hide it for various reasons.

has a super secret crush on guess who.

his dream is to go to medical school. but his dad wants him to follow his steps.

cares a lot for Jenny and Sour Cream.

Jenny Pizza. Ultimate designer.

bitchy.

problem child.

she’s dating Buck, but actually likes him more as a friend.

in love with Sour Cream since high school.

her twin sister Kiki is her muse and favorite model. she says it's like making clothes for herself but even better.

hates the smell of pizza.

Sour Cream. Ultimate DJ.

kinda aloof, head in the clouds.

madly in love with Jenny, but stood aside when Buck asked her out, believing that he is better for her.

has a lot of daddy issues.

lactose intolerant and has other various food allergies.

knows sign language.

adores his little stepbrother Onion. at the same time believes he's a Satan himself.

#steven universe #steven universe au #danganronpa #lars barriga #sadie miller #ronaldo fryman #buck dewey #jenny pizza #sour cream #danganverse #su cool kids

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windslar · 3 months

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Do you have an WW animations / animation creators that you recommend? Your spicy posts are always 😗👌*chef's kiss*!!! Thank you!!!

Hey! So there was a discord chat once where someone had listed WW creators who "specialized" in more romantic, I suppose more vanilla 🍦 animations. I kind of just used their recommendations because I was going in blind. TBH, I don't pay attention to whose animations belong to whom so I can't really say if I use all of them, but they do take up some precious space in my mods folder. Be forewarned, they're not all cute though. Most are very spicy, and there are quite a few that I would never use so just keep that in mind.

Anarcis ATrois Azmodan22 E404P Kiki GreyNaya Lupobianco Mike24 Motherlodesims Nevely Yrsa

#inbox #ask #sim spice resources

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sparkingcircuits · 3 months

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HIKIKI AU CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS: The Headspace Cast!

(also thanks to @/princesstears0901 for the au name i actually love it so much it’s so clever)

Kiki: Our main character of sorts, and the youngest of the group! He doesn’t seem to talk much, or really at all, but he’s still quite the friendly face! He has been working on being more assertive, thanks to Carmine’s encouragement, so he usually takes the lead when him and his friends go on adventures!

He doesn’t specialize in any specific type on his team, and when it is needed, his weapon of choice is his trusty knife.

Carmine: Kiki’s wonderful sister! She’s strong, assertive, and determined, but can be a bit rude and snarky at times. She means well, though! She’s been trying to get Kiki to stand up for himself more often, and the progress she’s seen has made her very happy! She and Drayton tend to get into a LOT of banter, sometimes seeming like a full blown argument, but those that have been around the two know they’re just messing with each other!

She doesn’t specialize in any specific type on her team, and she tends to stay by their picnic tables while the others go on adventures.

Amarys: One of Carmine’s best friends, and also is friends with everyone else! She’s quite smart, and always tells the truth, even if it may hurt. Kiki finds it nice that she would never lie to him. She can sometimes be a bit blunt with her words, and others might see her as a bit of an odd one out when looking over the whole group, but her friends don’t care, they’re friends after all!

She specializes in steel types, and much prefers to use her team in battles. Though, if required, she will use her metal bat to protect herself or her friends.

Crispin: One of the most social members of the group, Crispin is quite the energetic person! Sometimes he may miss a social cue here or there, but that’s fine! He’s got quite the passion for cooking, especially when it comes to spicy food. He prefers it much better when everyone is happy, as to him, everyone seems to linger just a bit too long on negative emotions. He can be a bit blunt, like Amarys, so the two occasionally get into small arguments. It’s never too big of an issue, though!

He specializes in fire types, and if needed, will use his trusty frying pan as a weapon, using both to heal up his friends, and to burn the enemies with spice!

Drayton: One of the oldest members of the group, Drayton is quite the character. He tends to playfully make fun of the others, which sometimes can make him seem like a douche, but he does care for his friends! He just shows it in his own way, is all. Since Carmine tends to stay behind when they go on adventures, Drayton has taken the role of the “adult” of the group, which, may or may not have been the best decision. He does keep them out of trouble, though, and that can’t be ignored, even if Kiki thinks he’s a bit annoying sometimes.

He specializes in dragon types, and his weapon of choice is his “sparkling personality,” aka, he mostly just makes sure the others are okay instead of fighting himself.

Lacey: Last, but definitely not least, is Lacey! One might call her the peacekeeper of the group, as she tends to make sure the arguments within the group don’t get too extreme! A kind and gentle soul, but don’t underestimate her, she is also quite strong, and has a very high sense of right and wrong. She also has an in depth knowledge of fairy types, which also gives her a bit of a knowledge on plants, as there are a good few fairy types that have some involvement with nature. But just because they’re cute does not mean they are weak, and Lacey will make sure that people know that!

Her specialty is fairy types, and she doesn’t have a weapon of choice, since she doesn’t really like battling in hand to hand combat.

Unfortunately, Lacey is currently missing.. Hopefully Kiki and his friends will be able to find her soon!

#hikiki au #kieran pokemon #pokemon kieran #omori au #sparks notes.txt #scarlet violet au #runs in circles in my enclosure #it’s been like one day and i’ve already got so many ideas. my goodness

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malka-lisitsa · 5 months

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Well look at that it's 2024, and my new years resolution is to stay an unbothered icon queen, and hope the hater's die mad. But I also thought I'd take a second to shout out to the people who make the shit show of a year 2023 bearable, and even enjoyable in some cases.

As trash as the rpc has a tendency to be there are still a lot of you that make this place more than worth it. I clearly cant shout out to all 900 something followers but I can highlight some of you. If you're not listed don't worry I still appreciate you immensely for being here, these are just the people that have really impacted my time here so far.

@unsettledspirits / @zoomingupthathill what can i say that I already haven't. There's 3 months worth of daily reasons to love you. You built the one ship that beat Steferine with me, honestly it was a surprise to everyone. Happy to see you back on Max ruling over your ST kingdom.

@hybrid-royalty-main Damon you piece of shit, I hate you the absolute most, and I'm so glad youre here with all the boys tbh. You bring such a unique quality to each one of them. Especially were-jer, it has been an absolute HOOT watching you take on the challenges of a teenaged were pup.

@baby-royalty My sired child with loyalty so unwavering you make the sire bond in the show look tame lmfao. The universe pulled us together the second I stepped foot into this hellsite again and I have enjoyed watching you grow into the person and writer that you are now. I'm proud of you.

@klaeus Kiki I adore you sm, you and your knock off brand doppelganger and scruffy mutt hybrid (affectionate) I love talking about the show and dynamics and honestly just about everything with you. You try, and thats more than most people do for me. Plus your grafics are just chefs kiss.

@multi-royalty Maddie this is like 3 years we've been besties, the caroline to my Elena. I've loved watching you branch out into new circles of friends and grow as a writer. You're absolutely killing it.

@ofcrossrcads Cribby, my darling I adore you. You are simply the sweetest, and keeping you here aggressively as my friend was one of the best things ive done in my life. I am always right here if you need me for anything <3

@hargrove JT WTF. How are you so talented? Honestly youre the bees knees and I am SO HAPPY to have reached out to write with you bc I wasn't expecting Katherine and Billy but here they are and tbh im here for it. Tho everything you write is top notch, you're just flawless with every reply. And for that reason katherine said, you can go ahead and keep your halfbreed in the dog house. LMFAO. But for real I am so happy to have met you.

@petrovawitch Kenz, Katherine says fuck you for bringing her pain in the ass sister back- but im really glad you did. We adore you both even if we're spicy at times bc you know were brats hehe

@havvkinsqueen / @stanfordprepped My fellow digidestins, I am so happy to have met you. Both of you are just pure goodness spun into a little ball of sunshine. Honestly the most supportive people ever, the RPC needs you desperately. Just please remember that I have your back just as much as you have mine. We digidestin gotta stick together. <3

Ok ok ok I cant shout out to literally everyone individually so these people also are super important to me and have made my experience here this year amazing, thank you for all you do-

@langdhon@ravenskeeper@salvatoraes@sarcasticsnackpack@sithdestined@nexusvcrti@ofvalor@imundus@brokenbrxther@loyaltylanced@spellsigns@ruinedmyself@ravmalakh@touchedbydestiny

#the one and only... sort of: ooc #2024 follow forever #im sure i forgot ppl but its 1am and im exhausted #alexa play take it easy on me

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lesbiancocksucker · 4 months

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NINE PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW BETTER

tagged by @divorce-enjoyer (thank you I love opportunities to talk about myself)

LAST SONG: kiki rockwell's left for dead (SO SO SO GOOD YALL SHOULD GO LISTEN TO HER SHE DESERVES ALL THE FOLLOWERS)

FAVOURITE COLOUR: I mean I feel like you can guess by just looking at my blog

CURRENTLY WATCHING: I was watching yellowjackets but I finished it so unless yt video essays on pro wrestling count, nothing

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY: toss up between spicy and savory but I feel like I'd get my indian license revoked if I said anything other than spicy

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: abysmal and not looking to change it

CURRENT OBSESSION: I've got a mind for poetry recently but I'm also steadily getting into the world of pro wrestling

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED: bitlife politician because I recently downloaded an apx of bitlife and wanted to become president for the lols

tagging: @emeraldcas @faggyangel @not-me-bb @theindefinitearticle @theedeangirl @anarchistbitch @atomicruinsperfection @glittergluekintsugi @paramouradrift

#tag game

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ravendruid · 7 months

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#9 for vaxleth OBVIOUSLY

Sitting between their legs as they dry your hair. Warning: This work is rated 'E'. (Hi, this is my first time writing and sharing a spicy fic. Any feedback is welcome <3) [Read on AO3]

The door to the bathing room opens, releasing a steaming cloud from its interior as Vax’ildan walks out with one towel wrapped around his waist and another around his head. Keyleth stares—no, she ogles—at her boyfriend. His firm, tanned chest is covered in droplets of water, one of them sliding down his pectorals towards his abdomen and the fluffy dark towel where it sits on his hips. Keyleth ignores all the scars—small and large—and the thoughts that come from acknowledging their presence, choosing instead to focus on the pull and twist of Vax’s torso as he walks around the bedroom, opening drawers and picking out clothes.

Keyleth is aware that Vax knows she’s tracking him. His extra slow and exaggerated movements would be enough of a confirmation if it weren’t for how he lets the towel fall at his feet with a smirk. Keyleth’s eyebrows rise as her gaze follows Vax’s long legs, reaching their peak when she sees him hard and ready for her.

“Oh,” Keyleth bites her lip and looks bashfully at him. “Do you need help?”

Vax saunters off to the bed, where Keyleth’s legs kick nervously against the sideboard, he drops his clothes at her side and holds her chin up between his thumb and index finger. “How would you like to help me, Kiki?” Keyleth’s cheeks burn (her whole body burns with desire), and she bites her lower lip, never taking her eyes from Vax. He chuckles low and uses his thumb to free her lip with a tsk. “No biting,” He warns her and repeats, “How would you like to help me?”

“I can dry your hair for you,” Keyleth answers with the worst smirk she can muster. She has always been bad at flirting and teasing, and she’s not about to get better.

“I have better ideas of how you can help, Kiki.”

“Oh?”

Vax’ildan bends over to kiss Keyleth’s forehead, then the bridge and the tip of her nose, one cheek, the other, and finally, her lips, where he kisses her gently. Keyleth doesn’t hesitate to open up to him, not that Vax needs her to. Vax’ildan, who can open any lock with his eyes closed and disarm traps with one hand. Vax, who has the key to her heart and still asks for permission to enter. He could take her and Keyleth wouldn’t move a muscle against it, but he still asks, and she still responds. So, yes. Keyleth opens up to allow his tongue to find hers, to allow the dance to commence with soft, practiced moves. Vax is not just dextrous with his fingers but also with his tongue, as Keyleth has witnessed time and time again, and when his calloused hands find her cheeks, the touch that can be both rough and soft at the same time ignites a fire in her core. Keyleth pulls away the towel to let Vax’s damp hair fall down the sides of his and her faces. She smiles against his lips and tugs at the hair on the back of his head, just the way she knows it turns him hotter. Vax groans in response, breaks the kiss and stares deeply and hungrily at her.

“We should really dry your hair,” Keyleth tries again, not expecting Vax to nod in agreement. The pull of his hands from Keyleth’s face makes her cheeks cool slightly, but not her core. Keyleth’s fire burns hotter with Vax’s mischievous smile that makes her swallow hard. She yelps as Vax’s hands grab her knees and separate her legs, she lets out a shallow gasp as he sets himself between them and bends one knee, then the other, only to sit on the back of his heels, positioned perfectly that if someone were to look, it would seem like he was about to worship Keyleth. Which, in all fairness, he is.

“Why don’t you–” Vax teases Keyleth, gliding his featherlight fingertips up her legs, “–take care of my hair while I take care of you?” He brushes ever so slightly on the inside of Keyleth’s thighs, lifting the hem of her nightgown up to her hips. Vax looks at Keyleth through his eyelashes with that same expression he always has when he’s about to make her forget about the world, making her voice tremble when she replies, “Okay”.

Vax’s lips find the inside of one knee, where he presses a warm open-mouthed kiss. He then moves higher on Keyleth’s thigh, kissing and nibbling softly against her warm skin. When Keyleth thinks he’s finally going to reach his target, he painfully pulls away to kiss her other knee, going as far as to dare a smug look at her. Keyleth rolls her head back and groans, but Vax picks one of her hands and pulls it on top of his head. “Go on, Kiki. Dry my hair, love.”

“Uh?” Keyleth looks down, confused. The sight of Vax sitting back on his knees, looking at her like she’s the most beautiful creature in the world, is enough for her brain to send tiny shocks down her spine, which does not subside when Vax’s deft fingers find the waistband of her undergarments and tug them down.

“I’m waiting,” Vax kisses Keyleth’s inner thigh again. It takes her a moment to realize what he’s asking for, but once she does, Keyleth raises her free hand and focuses on casting a gust of wind soft enough to dry Vax’s hair but not strong enough to make it go everywhere. “Good girl,” Vax teases another kiss, closer to her center this time. “Keep it up. Don’t lose control, alright?” Keyleth nods, then remembers their rule and says, “Okay,” out loud, which earns her a kiss further up.

He’s so close to that sweet spot that Keyleth can practically feel the thrum of her heart at the apex of her thighs. Anticipation builds up as Vax moves from left to right and back to her left inner thigh. He loves teasing her like this, feinting with his left and attacking with his right, but Keyleth knows him well enough by now. They have been doing this dance for a while, so she knows when Vax smiles against her skin it means he’s ready to launch his attack, and launch he does.

The first stroke of Vax’s tongue makes Keyleth buck her hips so high up on the bed that she loses control of the spell and falls onto the mattress with a groan (it’s a miracle that Keyleth didn’t clasp her legs, but there’s still time for it, she’s sure). Vax stops his ministrations, gets on his feet with a scowl, and Keyleth prepares herself for a scolding, but it never comes. Instead, he extends his arm to help her sit back up and resumes his position between her legs.

“Sorry,” Keyleth hides her face between her hands. She had one job, a simple one at that, and she couldn’t keep her concentration long enough. How was she expected to hold enemies at bay if she couldn’t work a simple cantrip?

“It’s okay. We can try again whenever you’re ready,” Vax offers, rubbing the outside of Keyleth’s thighs. Vax’s blind faith in her makes her heart shatter. Keyleth knows he would follow her to the end of the world and do whatever she asks without a second thought. Hearing the confidence in his voice and the support Vax gives her every time she questions herself and her abilities always manages to ease her doubts, no matter if her problem is as big as a leading decision that can affect the lives of thousands or as small as not being able to maintain concentration on a simple spell during their most intimate times. But Vax is always there, ready to hold her hand regardless of what demons speak in Keyleth’s mind, and she’s grateful for that.

“Let’s try again,” Keyleth’s voice hits the business-like tone she always reserves for council meetings. Vax nods and waits patiently for Keyleth to raise her hand above his head again and recast the gust of wind. Once she’s done that, he waits for a few breaths to allow her to focus, then dips his head between her thighs. This time, when Keyleth’s hips buck, she doesn’t lose concentration on the spell. However, she digs her free hand through the hair on top of Vax’s head and pulls slightly (though hard enough to earn a groan of pleasure from Vax). Keyleth’s eyes close as Vax finds her clit, her head drops back and she releases a loud moan as the spell falters for the second time. Vax stops and looks up, peeking over the hem of Keyleth’s nightgown, to see her cheeks redden with embarrassment. She murmurs a soft “sorry” and then restarts the spell. This time, Vax doesn’t wait for Keyleth to focus but, instead, he resumes his ministrations with more conviction, as if he’s testing her concentration.

It takes Keyleth a few more tries, but eventually, she is able to hold the gust long enough to start drying parts of Vax’s hair, and, in turn, she is rewarded with the press of his tongue against her clit, and the push and pull of his fingers inside her. By the time Vax’s hair is fully dry, Keyleth is writhing with her back on the bed, both hands holding Vax’s head tightly against her as the heels of her feet press against his shoulders. Keyleth’s body is tense as she chases her sweet release, the muscles on her thighs tremble from the strain of holding her legs. She is so close, and Vax knows it because he grabs one of her hands in his and tangles their fingers, squeezing them as if telling Keyleth to let go.

Keyleth has always had trouble letting go of things (like the owlbear cub she once found injured in the forest and she brought home to heal, much to her father’s horror), but there is something about Vax’s love and faith in her that makes her lose herself. Keyleth never once found herself worthy of such love and adoration before she met the rogue, and she surely did never consider herself worthy of competing with a goddess for his faith. Yet here Vax is, kneeling between her thighs and worshiping Keyleth like a zealot.

Keyleth raises her head just in time to see him look at her with so much love that it makes her stomach turn into butterflies. Just the sight alone is enough to release the damn she had been holding. Energy flocks down Keyleth’s body, from her shoulders to the tips of her toes, as she tenses and releases every muscle, as her back arches high on the mattress and she releases a scream that can probably be heard across the castle (oh, the embarrassment of tomorrow morning when she and Vax descend for breakfast and have to face her friends). Vax keeps his ministrations until Keylet’s muscles become loose and she allows her legs to fall from his shoulders. Only after pressing one soft kiss on her inner thigh does Vax rise to his feet with a groan and plop down on the bed beside her.

“You good?” He asks. She nods. Keyleth’s eyelids grow heavy with exhaustion and her brain is too mushy to form coherent thoughts, so Keyleth doesn’t complain when Vax moves her to rest her head on the pillows and covers her with the soft blanket. She peers through her semi-closed eyelids as he puts on pajama pants and lies in bed beside her, and she certainly does not reject him when he wraps his arms around her torso and brings her back to rest against his naked chest.

“I’m so proud of you,” he whispers against her ear. “You’re getting better at holding your concentration, but next time we need to try a harder spell, something that can last until the end.”

Keyleth barely has any energy left to chuckle but she does anyway, and she wiggles her body against her boyfriend’s warm chest, saying hoarsely, “It will be a true test to your skills, Vax’ildan.”

“I have faith in my skills, Kiki. And in yours,” Vax’s hot breath against Keyleth’s ear makes her skin burn anew, but she’s too exhausted to even think about a second round. Vax must know it because he peppers kisses to the back of her neck and shoulders, scratches the tips of his fingers on her naked arm resting against her stomach, and hums softly to bring Keyleth to sleep.

Vax’s heart swells with pride as his eyes close. A gust of wind to dry his hair today, the reroute of a storm to save a town tomorrow.

#critical role #cr fic #vox machina #vaxleth #prompted #*posts this and disappears from the face of the earth*

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