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[what-do-1000-swords-look-like]

Because I like to torture myself and spread that shit around, something just hit me.

Eileen came back in season 15, right? 15x06 to be precise:

She goes right to Sam when she's able to escape thanks to the Hell rupture. She ends up getting resurrected until she disappears again in 15x18 and we never see her again.

Cas has been back since season 13. The end of 13x05 going into 13x06 specifically:

The Empty sends Cas back to Earth and he immediately calls Dean. He's back until he dies in 15x18 and we never see him again.

And people still don't think these two relationships and their dynamics were paralleled?

#puhlease #destiel #saileen #spn #spnposts #destielposts #deancas #dean x cas #sam x eileen #destiel parallels

[morganaconda]

#canon dialogue TO ME #spn #spn incorrect quotes #spn crack #spn humor #supernatural #supernatural incorrect quotes #supernatural crack #supernatural humor #spnblr #spnposting #dean winchester #sam winchester #sam and dean #spn text posts #supernatural text posts #text posts

[dunsbar]

#spn #supernatural #castiel #spnposting #deancas #destiel #like. tangientially. but interpret it however you want

[altarboysalteredboys]

FUCK IT. RAY TORO VAMPIRE MONEY SOLO FROM 9/10/22 !!

#greenie.txt #exercises in character building #my job is INCREDIBLE #spnposting

[cliveguy]

in hindsight 2021 spnblr drama is unbeatable. there was a full on war between sam girls and everyone else. people destroyed in the gay dean trenches just for being there. people cancelled over paying stupid amounts of money to go cons. people cancelled for being mean to congoers. baby jack is ableist. sam is a woman. actually dean is the woman because he's always in that kitchen. is cockles unethical even if misha collins endorses it. transmasc dean is setting a bad example to trans men because they'll think violence is the answer. destiel as jack's dads is heteronormative.

#um.txt #spnposting

[hotel-casifornia]

the thing about supernatural is that if it wasnt written the way that it was and sidelined every single character that wasnt sam or dean and actually fucking cared about the side characters with archs and real depth and didnt kill off every single character they redeemed was that it couldve been good. like the supernatural that exists in my head is a million times better than this hot garbage on a plate of a show

edit: it would appear a solid half of you entirely missed my point

edit 2: those of you making this about ship discourse you SUCK

#its so fucking bad but it had so much goddamn potential #this is about spn s13 specifically #s14 couldve been so great if s13’s ending wasnt fucking awful #high as fuck thinking about supernatural its like a nightmare #supernatural #spn #spnposting #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #castiel spn #gabriel spn #lucifer spn #jack kline #jack spn #mary winchester

[deanmarywinchester]

4x5 monster movie. this episode has it all. “maybe you’re lonely because you kill people.” a boyfriend insisting on the medical dangers of blue balls and then immediately getting mauled to death by a werewolf. “re-hymenated.” dean’s huge baby cow eyes when a pretty girl tells him his life sucks. crashing through the movie scenery and exposing it for the thin facade it is. ben edlund deangirl and themes understander that you are.

#everyone repeat after me: supernatural would be so good if it was good #spnposting #my posts #spn lb

[fishandshesmygills]

guy who’s only seen supernatural seeing any other media with siblings: getting a lot of “sam and dean winchester” vibes from this

#supernatural #spn #sam and dean #damn i haven't like. actually spnposted in so long

[fxa]

in light of the deeply unsurprising cancellation of that "the winchesters" show, some supernatural spinoffs i would actually watch are:

gabriel's time as loki with the norse mythological figures, all while trying his best to forget being an archangel, which he fails at. badly. i'm imagining this as a very "better call saul" type of beast (mostly in tone, but i do think gabriel and jimmy have similar stories) that begins with him faking his death after the fall of lucifer and ends with his appearance in tall tales. i want to see pre-series castiel and "loki" accidentally crossing paths.

absolutely anything about THE HALF-DEMON ANTICHRIST who is apparently chilling somewhere in australia to this very day after receiving 1 episode of coverage and never being mentioned again even once?!??! the LITERAL ANTICHRIST is just. OUT THERE. we need a show about jesse turner living in australia and dealing with the supernatural/hunters living there. i don't care what it is. show us the antichrist going to macca's plz!!!

i don't know what the plot could be in a spinoff about rufus, but i want a spinoff about rufus. he's fun and i want to see what happened in omaha.

something like "the office" but it's crowley working his way up to become the king of hell, then Suffering trying to run it very bureaucratically while dealing with all of salmon dean's world-ending bullshit on the side. he just wants to be loved, man.

something like "the backyardigans" (including the musical aspect) but it's michael and adam entertaining each other after becoming friends while they're stuck in the cage with nothing to do but play with their memories and use their imaginations. i know this concept would go absolutely nowhere substantial, i just think it'd be hilarious. very crackfic-y + possibly dark if the cage begins corrupting them somehow? like wandavision (i have never seen wandavision).

literally anything else that isn't beating the dead horse known as the winchester family... there are so many good characters with immense spinoff potential who are blessed to not bear the winchester name

#spn #supernatural #the winchesters #gabriel spn #jesse turner #rufus turner #crowley spn #michael spn #adam milligan #bluh #i haven't spnposted in a while but i AM always thinking about it and reading fic

[bennyisjustafunkylildude]

i wonder what all the monsters in purgatory thought when dean fucking winchester just appears out of no where, especially the ones that know him/his reputation,

imagine getting your ass killed by dean winchester and then he fucking shows up in your afterlife to (maybe) kill you again

#spn text post #spnposting #supernatural text post #spn #supernatural #dean winchester

[what-do-1000-swords-look-like]

I've said it before and I'll keep saying it: always look to the parallels. They're there for a reason.

They always show what the actual big picture was/is. Because they're laced into the framework of the story.

#it's always the parallels #jonsa #jon x sansa #buddie #buck x eddie #evan x eddie #destiel #deancas #dean x cas #dean winchester as a main character #dark!dany #pol!jon #the parallels are INSANE #got #game of thrones #911 fox #spn #spnposts #911posts #gotposts #jonsaposts #destielposts #buddieposts #deanposts #dark!danyposts #pol!jonposts #parallelsposts

[morganaconda]

#pls I actually love sam but I find castiels distaste for him the funniest thing in this world #spn #spnposting #spnblr #supernatural #spn crack #spn humor #supernatural crack #destiel #deancas #dean x castiel #castiel #cas #supernatural incorrect quotes

[atyourperil]

this is fucked up of me but i wish he wouldve faked so in twenty years we could have the funniest possible reveal ever. he does a reddit AMA and lets slip that he's never actually been attracted to a man, writes a wildly popular book, gives an interview about it and has a heart attack and dies halfway through. Do you see my vision.

#val.txt #spnposting #misha collins #CAN YOU IMAGINE. DO YOU SEE IT.

[twochildreninamoteldemo]

I actually don't think I could have survived early spn fandom bc they were all top Sam truthers

#thank god i live and spnpost in 2024 #maven.txt

[cliveguy]

supernatural ending with each of the main characters' personal hell is so insane to me. cas is taken out of the story and forgotten. dean is stuck in a manufactured heaven with his dad. sam has to live a long normal life without any contact with people he loves. it started and ended a horror story.

#um.txt #spnposting #sorry i kind of love it i love bad endings..

[hotel-casifornia]

just thought about the fact that destiel confession was a Real Actual thing that happened Live on Television. like youre kidding. he cared about the whole world because of dean? dean????? youre joking. castiel said that. Castiel angel of Thursday. He said that???? shut up. what did he say next? i love you ????????? come the fuck on. youre kidding. no fucking way

#im gonna throw up #dont look at me #‘you changed me’ ‘why does that sound like a goodbye’ ‘because it is’ DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #spn #supernatural #spnposting #spn 15x18 #15x18