#spyxfamily incorrect quote

[trashpanda6000]

Damian: I have very high expectations. I have things that my future partner must have and-

Anya: *trips over potted plant and proceeds to apologise to plant*

Damian: That one. I want her.

#spyxfamily incorrect quote #spy x family #anya x damian #damianya #damian desmond #anya forger #spy x family shitposting #spyxfamily #spyxfamily anya

[foxtamer113]

Loid: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Yor: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Loid: O-oh. Well... Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Yor: Is it working?

#Loid definitely needs better sleeping habits #Shdgagds #2 hrs a night is definitely not enough my guy #Let your wife love you to sleep #Sgdgsds #Spy x Family #SpyxFamily #SxF #LoidYor #TwiYor #LoiYor #Loid/Yor #Loid x Yor #Loid Forger #Yor Forger #Twilight sxf #Yor Briar #Yor Briar Forger #Thorn Princess sxf #Incorrect quotes #incorrect spy x family quotes #incorrect sxf quotes

[itsmaferart]

Twilight married to Nightfall for the mission: I will not make even the slightest effort to appear to be your husband for appearances sake.

Twilight married to Yor for the mission: I'll do my best to make you smile, I'll try to kiss you and I'll ask you for real marriage when you try to leave me ...........For the mission, of course

#Twiyor #incorrect quotes #loid forger #lol #loid x yor #loiyor #Loid I do it for the mission Forger #spy x family #twiyor #yor forger #yor briar #spyxfamily twilight #Twilight does not put even the slightest effort into Nightfall #Making Yor and Anya happy is the real mission

[skully-and-co]

Loid : *just woke up groggily in the hospital after a mission.*

Loid : Anya...? Where... Where is Yor?

Anya : Who do you think gave you that heart, Papa?

Loid :

Loid : *realises and tears up* No...

Anya : LOL joking. Mama is in the bathroom.

#incorrect spy x family quotes #spy x family #anya forger #loid forger #yor forger #yor briar #spyxfamily #twiyor

[tsukkiiramen]

LMAOOO THIS IS LITERALLY DAMIANYA IN A NUTSHELL

#spy x family #spy x family manga #spy x family anya #anya forger #damianya #damian desmond #anya #damian #sxf #sxf spoilers #sxf manga #sxf anime #spy x anime #incorrect quotes #spyxfamily #anime #sxf anya #sxf damian #incorrect sxf #fandom

[poppy5991]

Enji: What does kys mean?

Shoto: Oh that…keep yourself safe… 👀

-

Enji, texting: kys

Hawks: ????? What did I do???? 🥺

-

Later…

Enji: SHOTOOO

#based off that one spyxfamily comic lol #shoto you made hawks cry #mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha memes #mha incorrect quotes #endhawks #hawks #endeavor #endeavor x hawks #shoto todoroki #Enji Todoroki

[huachengslastbraincell]

Franky: Why are Loid and Yor sitting with their backs to eachother?

Anya: Mama and Papa are fighting.

Franky: Why are they holding hands then?

Anya: They get sad when they fight.

Franky: /sighs in forever single/

#twiyor #twilight #thorn princess #yor forger #yor briar #loid forger #loid x yor #spyxfamily #sxf #spy x family #anime #spy x family manga #spy x family anime #incorrect quotes #incorrect twiyor #anya #anya forger #franky

[bivirtualtrash]

the Desmond way to deal with bullies

Damian : *on the phone* “Of course I want to buy a castle for my wife, she deserves it.”

Damianya Kid: “Dad, I'm being bullied at school.”

Damian: “Son what do i always tell you about bullies”

Damianya Kid: “if someone bullies you buy everything they own!”

Damian: “Exactly my black card is in my wallet.”

#spy x family #spyxfamily #spy x family anya #spy x family damian #damian desmond #anya forger #anya x damian #incorrect quotes

[sleepinghellokitty]

if they were all dormmates

Anya: THE DORM IS ON FIRE! Becky: [screams] Damian: WHERE'S THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER?! Anya: WHAT'S THAT? Ewen: THIS IS LIT! Emile: GET THE MARSHMALLOWS!

#spyxfamily incorrect quotes #incorrect spyxfamily #spyxfamily #anya forger #damian desmond #becky blackbell #emile elman #ewen egeburg #spyxfamily textposts

[stalpra-and-100-fandoms]

Anya: Syon-boy told me Santa wasn't real. Well joke's on him because I'm at the mall right now and guess who's here?

#spy family #spy × family #spy x family #spyxfamily #sxf #sxf anya #sxf damian #anya forger #damian desmond #damianya #damian x anya #incorrect quotes

[trashpanda6000]

Anya: It’s not illegal

Headmaster: *staring into Anyas bag of 25 packs of peanuts* There’s just... so many

Anya: But it’s not illegal

#incorrect quotes spy x family #spyxfamily #spyxfamily incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #anya forger #text post #sxf incorrect quotes #sxf #Damian bought them for her #its the only explanation

[foxtamer113]

Anya: I’ll add on to your “a” to make “at”.

Yor: Okay, I’ll add on to your “at” to make “rat”.

Loid: I will add on to your “rat” to make “biostratigraphic”.

Yuri: [flips the table]

#Family Game Night strikes again! #This time with Scrabble #Sgdgads #Yuri can't let Loid win at all #XD #spy x family #SpyxFamily #SxF #Anya Forger #Yor Briar Forger #Yor Briar #Yor Forger #Thorn Princess sxf #Loid Forger #Twilight sxf #Yuri Briar #Incorrect quotes #incorrect spy x family quotes #incorrect sxf quotes

[kokyoro]

at hospital

anya, waking up: where am i?

loid: ICU

anya, hiding under the covers: now you can’t

#spy x family #anya forger #loid forger #spy x family incorrect quotes #sxf #sxf anya #sxf twilight #spy family #spyxfamily #yor forger

[rosecorcoranwrites]

#princess bride #for the mission #as you wish #spy x family #loid forger #anya forger #yor forger #spyxfamily #this scene from PB and the whole 'for the mission' thing has been in my head for a while #so I finally made it a reality #princessbride #anime #incorrect quotes

[piranha-assexual]

Franky: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Nightfall: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Loid: You're all pathetic.

Franky: Yeah? What do you sleep with?

Loid: A Yor

#incorrect quotes #yor briar #spyxfamily #loid forger #spy x family incorrect quotes

[gijipaw]

Anya, Loid and Damian: *screaming*

Yor: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Damian?!

Anya: Wait, why are you asking Damian that when Dad and I are here too?

Yor: Because Damian wouldn't scream unless he was an emergency. You two scream every chance you get.

#incorrect quotes #spy x family #spyxfamily #damian desmond #anya forger #yor forger #loid forger #loidforger #yorforger #anya #Damian will be a Forger and no one can deny me