#str8 buddies

[xxxtwitterstalkerxxx]

@BoyStr3am

#dirty boys #gay men #str8 buddies

[faggyangel]

truly truly ecstatic over the fact that Oliver and Ryan seem to be on the same page about telling a story about a close intimate platonic relationship between a queer man and a straight guy. like yeah obviously it would be very cool if Buck and Eddie got together but do you know how tired I am of "the gay best friend is in love with the straight protagonist" trope? its exhausting and is ALWAYS a byproduct of heterosexuals writing gay people bc they think every gay person has to unequivocally be in love with the nearest straight person. it's so frustrating watching the audience treat the gay character as pathetic or desperate or at worst predatory or misogynistic towards the straight protags female love interests. that does way more harm than good and I'm happy we're all on the same page about that

#thats honestly why im a scared to watch dead boy detectives cause i Cannot watch another show where the gayboy is in love with st8 guy whos #in love with st8 girl who the gayboy hates #i won't do it you cant make me #i like buddie but like that only works if eddie is queer first and THEN they get together #what im saying is that i don't want buck to spend anytime at all on eddie while eddie identifies as str8 #911 abc #oliver stark #ryan guzman #evan buckley

[the-lokal-homo]

Eddie, who just got shot , is barely conscious and bleeding out: Oh my gosh, Buck, you have some blood on your clothes. Are you ok? ARE YOU HURT?!?

#buddie #eddie diaz #evan buck buckely #evan buckley #911 fox #911 4x14 #dude has his priorities straight #his priorities are also the only str8 thing about him #my man is dying but still focused on making sure his boyfriend is ok

[jrueships]

it looks very cold out! ... you guys should

Cuddle 😼 . .

#do u think ant makes kat use one of his str8 voices in bed or else he gets turned off and sleeps on his side away from him in bed #he just wave gestures or thumbs down gestures whenever kat tries apologizing #does he help kat practice conforming to toxic masculinity with speech practicing flashcards while theyre in bed together #or do u think ant thinks kat is the straightest man alive. his best dudebro. his best buddy #and the whole time kat is talking to him with his fruity voice #it's not like ant is holding back his insults either #he just straight up doesnt realize it's something to be insulted/remarked as 'fruity' #in fact he thinks the voice solidifies kats straightness bcs it makes him sound similar to mike tyson #idk u guys #str8 ppl are strange #lets hypothesize #🤔🤨

[angelsdean]

can jensen call him his boyfriend again? i think that would be rly funny rn

#idk or care what they are to each other but. #their intricate little rituals are very. like what are y'all doing? no no don't stop pls continue don't mind me #they just will be saying and doing things in front of god and everyone #and then misha will say. it's fine i'm straight #jensen going in with tongue for the hundredth time: you're still straight right buddy? misha: yup don't worry this is str8 behavior #i'm joking. it's fine #vic.txt

[dykecadence]

underrated thing about buddy daddies is that we know it's all going to be okay. literally the whole first sequence of the show is a flashforward showing how they prioritize miri above all else and are a happy (dys)functional family. without the flashforward there'd be more fear about what's gonna happen to them as a family but this show isnt ABOUT the assassin shit it's about this ragtag family overcoming all the odds and despite it all theyre gonna turn out okay

#buddy daddies #I HATE REIS DAD QND CREEPY DUDE QND THE ORG BUT MY FAMILY WILL BE FINE #with any luck kazuki will str8 up kill reis dad i think thatd be beautiful or rei himself tbh we hate terrible family #and weve already seen how this show acknowledges blood doesnt have to mean shit #FREE MY BOY

[hydesjackiespuddinpop]

Anyone have more suggestions for mlm Eric ships?

#that 70s show #eric forman #I only ship eric/Buddy but I wanna see other options #he and Hyde are too much like brothers for me #plus Hyde is the token str8 #maybe he could be with Kelso but I’m more of a felso girlie

[peterpetersblog]

Couldn’t resist stopping and talking these photos.

I made it worth their while.

#str8 masculine #buddie #perfect butt

[straight8men]

🤭💬..STRAIGHT8MAN BUD'S

Just two straight8 buddies hanging out...

#str8 buddies #real str8 men #str8 cutties #handsome man #str8 hot #str8 #str8 masculine #straight hotties

[houseofpurplestars]

Oof super duper yikes on the sylki stuff but no surprise they will push it they will push anything heteronormative. So excited to drop my Sylvie chapter this week in light of it! Chaos magic ✨️

#i just want to put this chapter out already but i have a schedule #loki #loki show #incomplete kisses #sylvie #my comfort is the fact that buddy relationships are more romantic than hetnorm romances #becuz the str8s are not okay

[bi-n-77059]

"Anyone near that needs a tension release?"

#i suck dick #i swallow #long hair #Clear Lake #str8 men #buddy daddies

[str8magadewd]

Str8 buddies are funny as fuck

[bucksboobs]

how do you think the show should handle buck feelings realization if they go for buddie because my only issue with the last episode was how much it, like, friendzoned eddie in bucks pov. (that's like a pretty minor issue obviously, like i'd always rather have bi buck and no buddie than nothing, and i agree that if both of them went from identifying as str8 to dating each other it would feel like a wattpad novel lmao.

I think Buck isn’t really going to Get It until Eddie dates a man himself, because to him Eddie is a non-option; he’s unattainable, and unless Eddie shows with undeniable clarity that he IS an option Buck is never going to examine how his feeling for Eddie could be something more.

In the meantime I love seeing Buck discover himself through Tommy so I’d wait 5 more seasons for Buddie if they decided they needed that.

#Buddie #911 abc

[hydesjackiespuddinpop]

Felso Burkciotti Eric/Buddy triple dates <333

#that 70s show #felso #burkciotti #eric x buddy #Hyde would be with Melissa #like I said he’s the token str8 of the gang

[victimized-martyr]

bruh omg I hate myself for asking this but i'm morbidly curious what's on the list of trey parker's kinks?????

LMAO you're good. It ain't the first time someone has asked me about Trey's kinks. Hell not even the 2nd.

Idk WHY I know this, I guess it's cause I've watched so much South Park and Trey Parker content that this is my divine punishment Things just click over time. You learn to recognize a writer's *cough* favorite subjects and structure.

Kay here we go:

dominance/ power imbalance

Daddy kink

he's an ass man. likes spankin and all that

size difference (of the weight and height variety)

Sex is portrayed aggressively. I don’t recall anything he portrays as gentle. Like str8 up bodies ramming into each other. Usually Doggie Style, or Missionary

he has characters engage in dirty talk. *very specific* dirty talk. such as:

“uhn, yeah, mm you like that?”

“you’re gonna take it (some variation of this phrase)

“fill me up” , "harder/rougher!"

and declarations of grandeur. “you like my (insert genital here)? yeah you love it!”

degradation “you whore” “slut”

getting caught/ getting walked in on

role playing. oh my god he loves role playing ????? If Orgazmo isn't enough of an example (and Trey has a tendency to fall into the role of "good naïve boys"), it's Gerald and Sheila's canonical display of role playing, or Cartman's multiple examples of dressing up and getting lost in his roles (Imaginationland's King, Pope, etc. Him as a degrading Teacher. All of Rabbi Cartman in general).

Some additional commentary from my good buddy and Parker Historian @shpadoinkle-day:

"a moment that comes to mind for me is in the Orgazmo drunken commentary where Trey noted... he particularly enjoyed getting the Lisa actress to say "cock".

"you get a good girl to say cock like that and it's the greatest thing ever" is the exact quote in fact"" yeah so. ok that's it (for now) I hope ur satisfied nonny.

#im tired lmao #this is knowledge I shouldn't have im so tired #trey parker #south park #i guess? #orgazmo #asks

[straight8men]

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