#sugar daddy! jschlatt

[schlattsdoll]

omfg imagine lingerie shopping with soft dom schlatt , like him fucking you in the dressing room while praising you , like he just can't control himself around his princess

its giving sugar daddy vibes

minors dni

he'd been busy lately, too busy to spend proper time and attention to you. "lemme make it up to you doll, anything you want. my treat." you made damn sure he'd eat those words. schlatt loved to spoil you, it was his way of showing how much he cared. he opened your door to let you out of his car and held your hand as you two walked towards he mall.

you did some normal shopping before landing at the large lingerie store. "last stop daddy i swear." you smirked at the larger man. schlatt was excited to go into this store with you, never having actually gone with you before. frilly underwear, lace bodysuits and negliges lined the walls of the establishment. "pick what you think i'd like." you kiss his cheek before going to grab the bodysuit you had your eye on. it was red with straps across the top of your breasts, covered in little diamante pieces. you grabbed a few other bras and nighties before seeing what your boyfriend/sugar daddy grabbed for you. he landed on a maroon number that the bodysuit part was made of fishnet and the boning was outlined in black lace. he also grabbed a kelly green velvet babydoll dress with white maribou trim. "perfect. lemme try these on." "i'm coming with you."

he closed the door behind him and locked it and watched you try on each piece and model for him. with each set, he fights the urge to pin you against the mirror and take you right there. "fuckin hell toots, ya look so good." he says when you try on one of the things he picked for you. you notice his growing tent in his shorts and smirk. you decide to let your hair down and he's all but drooling at you. "c'mon nd get dressed, we're buying them all so i can rip this off you later."

he bought two of that bodysuit just so you'd still have it.

#chuckle sandwich imagine #jschlatt fluff #jschlatt imagine #jschlatt smut #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt headcanons #jschlatt hcs #mcyt x reader #sugar daddy! jschlatt

[renranram]

Maid dress

nsfw!!

schlatt jerking off to reader while she's streaming, obvi inspired when j bought wenston some maid outfits and people were calling him his sugar daddy lols

a/n ; 886 words :)

reader flaunts herself at the camera, spinning whilst she tries on the maid outfit schlatt had bought her, " chat, do i look pretty? " she smiles as she assembles the outfit

meanwhile schlatt was on the call with her, eyes immensely focused on her live stream, " jesus fuck, you look worse " he mutters as reader glares at him through the camera

" well, you bought this for me, so maybe it's not me who's the problem " she rolls her eyes at him as schlatt chuckles, not taking his eyes off his screen once

the two had been close friends for over a year now, meeting through, shamefully, the dsmp, the duo are very different ccs on their own, reader being more into makeup and gaming whilst schlatt's varies

ever since they first met on the server the two just sparked a connection, coming off as frenemies for the public, a banter of theirs but exactly off camera, it was a whole different story

schlatt is reader's sugar daddy

at first reader would just joke about being broke, " oh my fucking godd it's so pretty but i dont wanna waste my money ", " that's so fucking expensive ", " okay im broke " until schlatt got tired and actually offered her to be her sugar daddy

at first reader thought it was a joke, a silly new banter for them but nope!, every week, new parcels would arrive on the streamer's doorstep with small notes, but chat doesn't know that, chat doesn't need to know that

" fine, ill get you a new one done " he mumbles, as he scrolls through amazon, " anime french maid apron lolita fancy dress cosplay costume furry cat ear gloves socks set " he reads out the title causing reader to chuckle as they wear the stockings for the uniform

" oh it comes in pink " he added as reader smiles, " i like pink " she replies as schlatt scoffs, " of course you do "

as the girl sits down on her bed to wear the stockings, schlatt's eyes linger down on her bare thighs, enjoying the view as he leans back on his chair

" do you need something else too? " he mutters as reader gasps, " oh my gosh! you should buy me that uhm... blaire doll thing " she smiles as schlatt shakes his head, " blaire doll thing? " he repeats her, " the fuck is that? "

reader tries to wear the collar to complete the look, " it's like a doll! " she states as she grabs her phone to show off the picture

" that's an ugly looking doll " he mutters, as he gulps, looking down at his now hard on, unironically finding reader in a whole cat maid dress... hot

" more uglier than you are " she retorts as he chuckles, " guess no more doll for you then " schlatt replies, shrugging as reader gasps, now pouting

" im kiddingggg pleaseee buy me one? " she pleads looking at the camera as her live chat speeds up, " .. fuck.. " he groans out, not loud enough for his mic to pick up, him slowly sliding in his hand inside his shorts

" please please please " she continues, as she reads off the chat, " please jschlatt senpai " she bursts out laughing, mentally cringing as schlatt chuckles, " ..fine "

" yay! chat! we fucking wonnn! " she celebrates as she jumps around the frame, clasping her hands together, " we're the best at this shit " she shrugs, smug, unaware that the man she's in a call with is already jerking off to her

" reader.., think im gonna mute for a sec, gotta do something " he mumbles as reader nods, understanding, " bet, im gonna talk with chat for a bit " she smiles, as schlatt immediately mutes himself

" fuck.. what a fucking whore.. i didn't actually think she'd do a stream " schlatt chuckles, amused as he palms himself, as reader did what she said, interacting with her audience

" what a pretty slut holy shit " he chuckles, clearly amused as he bites his lip, his rough hand playing with his dick

" chat i look so pretty right? " reader asks, fixing her hair as chat spams yes, " you damn sure are " he mumbles, as he grabs the base of his cock, using his saliva for lube

" ah fuck, fucking.. so fucking pretty " he breathes out, his body shuddering slightly as he jerks himself off, his eyes never leaving her

" fuck.. fuck.. " schlatt throws his head back as he leans back on his chair, fastening his pace, " stupid fucking whore.. "

he moans out, lifting his shirt up, as he continues to palm himself at the sight of her, he's never gonna buy her those stupid costumes again

or maybe he'll rain her with more gifts, then maybe a flight to texas so she can show everything off to him... maybe

his lashes flutter, fastening his already fast pace as he continues to moan, " stupid fucking slut, .. shit... pretty- pretty whore " he stammers

he can feel his precum leaking as reader talks with her chat, innocent yet suggestive, that stupid maid dress, if schlatt can immediately fly to london, he fucking would, he'd immediately bend her over, not caring if she was streaming or not and fuck her like some animal

" ah fuck! " he moans loudly, his semen, spurting on his keyboard making a fucking mess, " shit... " he groans out

maybe instead of ordering her a new costume, maybe he'll fly her out instead

#sleep deprived podcast #chuckle sammy #jschlatt x reader smut #sleep deprived #chuckle sandwich #jschlatt #schlatt fanfic #schlatt x reader #schlatt #schlatt x reader smut #schlatt x you #schlatt x y/n #jschlatt smut #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x y/n #jschlatt x you #smut

[lovable-liar]

UNPAID INTERN SCHLATT ASK

Schlatt watching y/n with the kids and just loving how they interact with them. Like Y/n hitting Schlatt over the head for teaching them about Andrew Cuomo and the kids laughing...

...I have baby fever.

...as do I, and it's his fault.

I also went very off task with this, I'm sowwy 🥺

When you got a message from Ludwig asking if you would like to be a contestant on a new game show of his, you were honestly very excited!

You were a huge streamer on the platform, but it wasn't often that you were called upon to compete in real life games!

You were a fan favorite on Name Your Price, for your style and your ability in the game, so after Ludwig pitched Unpaid Intern to you...

You were hooked.

And you were reeled in even further once you found out who you would be competing against!

Daniel Thrasher, a man of many talents and one you found yourself quote tweeting about a lot on your alt to "thank" him for his "service" in "aiding" you to "learn piano"

Lily Pichu, a lovely little lady that (when you ever encountered her) had only ever been the kindest thing to you

Kyedae, a friend of yours that you frequently streamed with and raided!

And jschlatt, infamous, Jonathan Schlatt.

A personal friend of yours!

You and Schlatt first met during the days of the Lunch Club, dark days, sure, but Ted, Charlie, himself, and yourself pulled each other up by the boot straps and created salvation!

Chuckle Sandwich was is that salvation.

And through salvation, you two had formed a strong bond. You created inside jokes for your communities, inside jokes between you and your co-hosts, and inside jokes that only the two of you would ever come to understand.

But, to say you were just friends is an understatement.

To be honest, neither of you really knew what you were.

But you both liked that!

Sure, it became a pain when trying to figure out if you could go out on a date with someone, but it was also nice because technically nothing was happening, you didn't have to hide anything from viewers.

But, Schlatt was always one of the first people you turned to if ever something happened, which, something had happened! You were competing against each other soon! You had to text him-

jslut: yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

toots💙: wat

jslut: ur on upi?

toots💙: upi?

jslut: unpaid intern

jslut: luds thing?

toots💙: ah yes upi

jslut: r u?

toots💙: yes...? 👀

jslut: kk

toots💙: ur so dry over text wtf?!!?!

jslut: i love you too, sugar tits 💙

When-

jslut: how long r u gonna be in texas for?

toots💙: couple days prob

toots💙: im trying to find ppl to film/do stuff with bc i dont wanna fly over just to do one thing and then just fly back

toots💙: productive, you get me?

jslut: film with me

jslut: ill find something for us to do

toots💙: alr but ive got a lot of bitches on my roster so be grateful im spending my time on you, slut

jslut: shut the fuck up, you're the slut here

toots💙: that's blatantly (racist/homophobic/sexist/etc.)

jslut: bye

toots💙: bye bye bbg, daddy can't wait to see you again <3

WHEN YOU GOT TO TEXAS (swear to god if you interrupt me again-)

You texted Schlatt a picture of you in the airport, stood in front of a promotional poster that had the american flag on it, saluting.

You shoved your phone back into your pocket in search of some good fucking food, but you couldn't quite focus on reading the menu while your ass cheek vibrated with fifteen (you counted each vibration) messages.

jslut: first of all, ur supposed to put ur hand on your heart, not fucking salute

jslut: second of all, what airport r u at?

jslut: i'll come get u

jslut: don't order an uber, they're shitty

jslut: i'll be ur uber

jslut: ill bring u a red fucking carpet

jslut: toots

jslut: toots

jslut: babycakes

jslut: did u order an uber?

jslut: did u get kidnapped? wtf

jslut: answer me toots

jslut: send me ur location

jslut: as soon as i see u im downloading a fucking tracker onto ur phone

toots💙: can you stop vibrating my ass for two seconds? im getting food

jslut: vibrating ur ass?

jslut: i wish

toots💙: food acquired, im at dfw

jslut: kk omw

toots💙: where should i meet u?

toots💙: r u kidding me?

toots💙: fuck u

You hunkered down in the food court to wait of the arrival of your beloved uber driver while you ate and played on your phone

You were expecting him to text you back any minute now since he never left his messages unanswered for too long (that's not entirely true, he never leaves *your* messages unanswered, ever, but he'd never tell you that, ever.)

But as 1:00pm became 1:26pm, you began to feel a little anxious

How long have you been sat here for?

Does that man want to sit here?

Should you move?

Are people staring?

Okay- just, stay seated, he'll be here soon.

Where are your headphones?

Where are your bags?!

Oh- okay, it's right there... where you left it.

And your headphones are around your neck.

Do you have your wallet?

Yeah, it's in one of your bags.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR BAGS-

"Heeey, toots! 'S good to see you again." A deep, familiar voice calls out, he has your bags too!

"I got you a baggy of fruit from seven eleven!"

"Aww, you shouldn't have!" He twirls his hair around his finger.

"Gotta feed my baby girl right."

"Alright, you're done." Schlatt announces, before bending down to grab a handful of the meat just above your knees before throwing you over his shoulder and tucking your bags under his other arm.

"Jonathan! You put me down right now!"

"No."

"People are staring!" You whisper shout.

"You called me 'baby girl' 'n the first five finger-fuckin' seconds of our first face to face conversation in three months instead of kissin' me, 'm not puttin' you down."

The walk back to his car consisted of kicking your legs, lots of people staring, a surprising amount of awing, Schlatt having to readjust your clothes every two to three seconds just so you'd keep a semblance of your dignity, and a security guard even opened the door for him!

I mean- this man could have legitimately been kidnapping you, and nobody even *attempted* to help you!

But, then again, you weren't really putting up *much* of a fight.

Once you reached his car, he opened the trunk and shoved your bags in before sauntering round to the passenger's side.

After he so chivalrously opened the door for you, he plopped you down into the seat from your perch on his shoulder, making sure to hold your head so you wouldn't bang it before he placed one hand on the dash and the other on the head rest.

He leaned you back slowly, playfully, before finally accepting his kiss from you.

It was nice.

It re-awoke the butterflies in your tummy that seemingly crisped up and died whenever he wasn't around.

After the extraordinarily drawn out kiss, you embarked on the scenic drive to Schlatt's house, where you found yourself having the first 'argument' with him in the months you hadn't seen each other.

"Where're you stayin'?"

"I booked a hotel-"

"Bull-fucking-shit I'm lettin' you stay at a fuckin' hotel, hotels are good for nothin'. You sleep in my room."

"But I paid money for that hotel room?"

"Ok? I'll pay you back."

"What?"

"Anythin' in these bags ya don't want me findin'?

"Wha-"

"I'm unpackin' for you, sweetheart."

"No, wha-"

"Ya jet lagged, go sit on the couch, watch somethin', I don' care."

Schlatt then proceeded to haul your bags upstairs and into his room, where, promptly, he shouted for you.

"Toots, I thought you said there was nuthin' in here! I've seen one of these before! 'S a.. fuckin' 'rose' vibe, or some shit?!"

"Don't touch that!"

"Whaaat?! Like I haven't seen your toys before! Like I haven't *been* your toy before."

"Schlatt!"

He also found your outfit for Ludwig's video.

"Heeey! This is cute! Gonna look like a little 50s detective more than an intern, but shit, are you gonna look adorable. 'S this your perfume? Shit, that smells good..."

He absolutely douses his own clothes in it

ONTO THE MAIN EVENT! (If anyone's still reading, anyway.)

You and Schlatt arrived together at 9:44 (which ended up giving you 2 points, whereas it landed Schlatt with 1)

After being presented with your first task, keeping a trio of toddlers entertained for fifteen minutes straight, you went straight into action.

You managed to find play dough, bubble wrap, a box of legos, some cardboard boxes, and some coloring materials!

You were the first of the bunch to entertain the kids.

"Helloooo everybody! Who do we have here?"

"Elijah!" "Rooney!" "Caleb!"

"Hey guys! I'm Y/N. Can you spell that? Let's see your handwriting, huh? On the board, can you guys write your names and then my name?"

Overall, you have an absolute blast with these guys.

First, they wanted to pop as many bubbles on the bubble wrap as they could while your phone counted down a ten second timer.

You laid out a sheet of the wrap before you all stood on your own section of it and danced, bounced, and rolled on it until the alarm sounded.

Then, the kids wanted to decorate their own boxes as cars that you pushed them around in!

A chorus of giggles and squeals could be heard emanating from the conference room from all the way across the building, even your own chuckles!

After that, Rooney, Elijah and you sculpted with the play dough while Caleb built with the lego.

Rooney made a dinosaur and Elijah made a lion, but you all gave extra props to Caleb who built all of you!

You were a little disappointed when the fifteen minutes were up, you gave each kid a high five and a ruffle of their hair before you stepped out of the conference room and closed the door (but the interaction truly ended after you pulled a face at them through the window.)

(That face definitely ended up as Schlatt's home screen.)

Next up, you were burdened with having to ensure that your backward speech is coherent and understandable!

Your key phrase was "Can I hold it while you pee?"

Surprisingly, VERY HARD!!!

You managed to get 'hold it' and 'pee'

But the rest of it?

Nada.

"Do people actually wanna hold guys'... you know... when they- pee..?" Daniel asked.

"Well- surprisingly, yes!" Ludwig, oh so helpfully, replied.

You immediately turned to Schlatt

"No, you cannot hold my dick while I piss."

Everyone erupted into laughter.

At this point, you were tied with Daniel in first!

For the map task, you were paired with Schlatt.

You two made a fucking powerhouse of a duo.

With his drawing skills and your knowledge that there was a map on the wall right to the left of you? You were UNSTOPPABLE.

And, with the last and final task, you immediately had to opt out.

The simultaneous, wet chewing sounds of EVERYONE in the room?

FUCK NO

You were not gonna be in that room for another *second*

But you didn't have to be!

You had already surpassed everyone else with flying colors.

Lud even gave you extra points for opting out because he needs a 'well-behaved employee who won't blow bubbles and stick gum to the underside of the desks.'

Schlatt did offer you some of his gum though, and when you stuck your hand out for, i don't know, a pristine, unchewed piece still wrapped in it's packaging, you got the complete opposite!

Just a glob of fluorescent pink, wet and chewed gum in the pit of your hand.

But, that's also how you found yourself here, in Schlatt's car after a long day, waiting in a drive thru.

"Today was great! You were real great with those kids, toots."

"Yeah?"

"Hell yeah!"

"I kept the lego figure Caleb made of me."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah..."

"I wanna fuck a kid into you."

"Schlatt!"

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt #jschlatt fluff #schlatt #schlatt fluff #schlatt x reader

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Libertango

by anotperegrine (anonperegrine)

Quackity tunes back into the bickering when he hears Tubbo mumble to the Crown Prince, “My cousin is your brother’s sugar daddy.”

“Excuse me?” Emperor Soot says, whipping his head around at the two as the Crown Prince starts to laugh hysterically, and Tubbo joins. Even Quackity snickers, and starts laughing harder when the Emperor turns a death glare on him.

 or;

the tntduo royalty arranged marriage AU none of you asked for

Words: 6616, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: M/M

Characters: Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Toby Smith | Tubbo

Relationships: Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity & Charlie Dalgleish | Slimecicle, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Alexis | Quackity & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, (Past) Alexis | Quackity/Jschlatt

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Royalty, Royalty, Emperor Wilbur Soot, King Wilbur Soot, King Alexis | Quackity, Kings & Queens, Princes & Princesses, Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Siblings, TommyInnit Loves Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot Loves TommyInnit, and they equally love torturing each other, Alexis | Quackity & Toby Smith | Tubbo Friendship, Alexis | Quackity Acting as Toby Smith | Tubbo's Parental Figure, Alexis | Quackity and Toby Smith | Tubbo are Siblings, they're not thought they're cousins but PLEASE, SOMEONE UNDERSTAND MY VISION, CABINETDUO COUSINS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL, Prince TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Crown Prince TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Prince Toby Smith | Tubbo, but he's not he's a duke, but there's no tag for that, Duke Toby Smith | Tubbo, Alexis | Quackity Loves Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot Loves Alexis | Quackity, eventually, Slow Burn, very slow burn, Slow Romance, Slow Dancing, Slow Build, It's gonna be slow, Marriage Proposal, Arranged Marriage, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Marriage of Convenience, Flirting, Bad Flirting, Wilbur Soot is Bad at Feelings, Wilbur Soot is a Mess, Alexis | Quackity is So Done, Alexis | Quackity is Bad at Feelings, Alexis | Quackity is So Whipped, Married Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot, eventually just wait, Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot-centric, Alexis | Quackity and Wilbur Soot-Typical Behavior, Enemies to Lovers, Rivalry, Political Alliances, General Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), okay i'm done for now

#ao3feed #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #crimeboys #crime boys #crimebois #crime bois #mcyt #This is an automated process #If you see any fic that breaks boundaries #or the fic is yours and you don't want it shared send an ask #it will be looked at and removed if need be

[chocolatte-and-despair]

Could you day day 9 as non yandere quackity and schlatt?

Yandere pumpkin duo

* Quackity was going through a very rough moment in his life, that's why he ended up doing something really stupid in hopes of getting a little bit of money. He understood that dating someone who saw him just as a walking piece of meat was not the best, but Quackity needed that money. * Quackity thought that was it. That he would sleep with who he needs to sleep with, he would get money and then things would be fine. That nothing would go wrong. * What Quackity didn't expect was for Jschlatt to slowly try to intrude into Quackity's life. Be introduced to Quackity's friends. Hanging around Quackity's little apartment, and other strange things. * Quackity couldn't understand this strange behavior at all and it was starting to creep him out. * Jschlatt on the other hand was unsure on what was going on with him. Quackity never left his mind anymore. And jealousy. Stars, the jealousy was killing Jschlatt. * It started off with tracking quackity and now Jschlatt wanted... More. He wanted to be an official boyfriend, not just a sugar daddy... * And he wasn't going to take no for an answer.

#yandere dream smp imagines #yandere imagines #dream smp imagines #yandere dream smp headcanons #yandere headcanons #dream smp headcanons #yandere dream smp #yandere #quackity #jschlatt #yandere jschlatt #pumpkin duo #yandere pumpkin duo

[brixtoon]

names I’ve heard people (mostly my friends) call ✨slenderman✨

heads up this contains a lot of swearing, slender slander

lamppost

(the) stick

stickbug

mr i-have-no-face

mount everest

eiffel tower

squid

octopus

sir basketball himself

mr fucky fuckerton (no i do not know where this came from)

daddy long legs

tree

carwash blowy thing

legs

god of the long people

‘oh how did i lose all this weight? It was simple! all you need is blah blah blah’

one of those skinny models or some shit

no nose bitch

mr fancy

tall panda

tentacle hentai

no bad skin

emo shit

no kneecaps ass bitch

the father of jeff the killer

the fucker

laughing jack

mr how-does-he-even-get-through-doors

malnourished

brother (a really tall, emo kid said this)

slenderwoman

stick ass motherfucker

‘I’d fuck If I were taller’

spindly

ghost

musty man

crusty lips

no eyes

(boat) ore

baseball bat

pole

poledancer

drag queen

queen

king

king of the tall

the birch tree in minecraft

uncle dave (dave was the white name we made for him)

mr I-touch-kids

‘sir, sir please stop trying to talk to my kids’

michael jackson

emotionless fuck

stone cold bitch

laughing jack’s brother

monkee man

sugar daddy

wealthy vampire man

dracula

ugly

white mom in a suit

mr i-drown-out-my-pain-in-red-wine-because-im-so-fancy

‘what does he want from me’

lanky man who is always just out of focus/frame

father (same emo, tall guy)

uncle (once again the emo guy) 

school director

that one guy at work

mr lanky ‘the lankiest’ lankster

boss™

that guy

modern art painting

Thin mints

After eight

'If he had an actual face he would constantly be smiling'

Receding hairline

Mr. Ahem ahem

Twink

Peak of sexisim

Chocolate covered twinkie

The demon under my bed

Month

Monotone Jschlatt

Mothman

Jack Slenderton

Sleep paralysis demon

Dearth

Tim Burton lookin' ass

Edward Slenderhands

will update if topic of creepypastas comes up again, in meantime feel free to add

#slenderman #slender #slenderverse #everymanhybrid #shitpost #swearing #tribetwelve #marblehornets #marble hornets #emh #mh #meme #timwright #alex kralie #tim wright #creepypasta #jeffthekiller #jeff the killer #jaymerrick #operator #creepypasta slenderman #laughing jack #laughingjack

[lesbian-toddhoward]

What do you mean your brain restarted I got a jar of sugar daddy pickles because someone kins Jschlatt

im sorry pocoyo i cant stop laughing

#pocoyo-kin

[schlattsdoll]

jschlatt headcannons (sfw & nsfw)

minors dni

i have a lot of thoughts about schlatt, here's some of them

sfw ♡

loveslovesloves to snuggle, he's like a giant mean teddy bear

i feel like he loves karaoke, like not even him being secretly good, he just loves doing it with friends

you're most likely smaller than him, so definitely teasing nicknames (pipsqueak, short stack, tiny)

BUT !!!!! if youre a giant like me (im only three inches shorter than him), he loves it. tells you how much he loves your long legs

makes you wear heels so you're taller than him / at his height

i feel like he smells like either some stupid expensive dior cologne or axe body spray

or maybe some bath and body works shit (bourbon maybe??)

loves just driving to oldies nd parking somewhere overlooking a sunset

OK TIME FOR NY SPECIFIC ONES SINCE I'M ALSO FROM NY (and feel like he's from one town over)

will kill someone for a proper baconeggandcheesesaltpepperketchup (iykyk)

misses going to yankees games at the stadium

has his family ship him ny bagels bc texas bagels don't hit the same

has STRONG opinions on his favorite deli

nsfw ♡

big guy is A BIG GUY

calls himself daddy tbh

i feel like he's big into thighs

prolly a tits guy too tbh, but can appreciate a good ass

schlatt's just a horny mf

has a huuuuuge sex drive, mans can go for hours

is a MASTER of dirty talk & how to make you putty in his hands

"what's wrong princess, need daddy's cock fillin' ya up right now?"

"fuck doll, ya feel so tight 'round me. like you're squeezing all the cum outta me."

he loves to just grab your thigh at the worst possible times and squeeze

would love if you send him inappropriate things while he's recording / streaming

i'm not saying schlatt is like you're sugar daddy buuuut....

gives you his credit card to buy yourself lingerie so he can rip it off you

has a playlist of songs he'd fuck you to or would wanna see you give him a strip tease to

hope you enjoyed ! inbox is open <3

#jschlatt imagine #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt fluff #jschlatt smut #chuckle sandwich imagine #mcyt imagine