Metamorphosis Incorrect Quotes
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Onew: Where’s Taemin?
Seonmi: Doing stuff.
Onew: I don’t like how that sounds. Where’s Jinae?
Seonmi: Trying to stop Taemin from doing stuff.
Onew: Annaliese?
Seonmi: Distracting Jinae from trying to stop Taemin from doing stuff.
Onew: Then what’re you doing here?
Seonmi: I’m supposed to be stopping you from stopping Annaliese distracting Jinae so she doesn’t go to stop Taemin from doing stuff.
Onew: I do not get paid enough to deal with this idiocy.
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Bowser, pointing at his destroyed clown car: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Morton: ...I did, I broke it-
Bowser: No, no you didn’t. Iggy?
Iggy: Don’t look at me! Look at Roy!
Roy: What?! I didn’t break it.
Iggy: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Roy: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Iggy: Suspicious.
Roy: No, it’s not!
Ludwig: If it matters, probably not, but Wendy was the last one to use it.
Wendy: Liar! I don’t even fly that crap!
Ludwig: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the ship hangar earlier?
Wendy: I use the airship propellers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Ludwig-!
Morton: Ok, ok, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, dad.
Bowser: No! Who broke it?!
Larry: ...Dad, Junior’s been awfully quiet.
Junior: Really?!
Larry: Oh, yeah, really!
Everyone arguing
Bowser, whispering to Kamek: I broke it. It hit my head so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now on, they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a Goomba head on a stick...Good, it was getting a little chummy around here.
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Bowser @ Junior: Now son, you're getting older so you'll need to start acting your age
Ness, running: THE FLOOR IS LAVA-
-junior looks around, confused-
Bowser, atop the playset w/ Ness: OH, YOUR IN THE LAVA-
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RoR Incorrect quotes#190 Ares Junior?
Ares*Burst into his and Hermes' room without knocking*
Hermes*naked, super embarrassed and nervously looking between His Brother and his closet*Ar-Ares, I thought you went out to eat with your Heracles and Jack?
Ares: yeah, but I forgot my wallet and- wait, why are you naked?
Hermes: i-i have nothing to wear...
Ares*opening His closet* don't be stupid Brother,-ah, look, you have trousers, sweaters, oh- hi, mortal, t-shirts, dress pants-
Ares*slowly turns back to stare at a very naked You in his brother's closet* WAIT A MINUTE-...Your firstborn better be named after me
Hermes: ARES GET OUT
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🩷 WELCOME! 🩷
My name is Jacob Gutzington!
Sixteen years dead (August 4th)
I go by he/it and any neopronouns
Polyamorous fictophile transsexual furfag 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
I don't have a DNI, but I block liberally!
[More info under cut]
This is my blog where I post about being a fictophile!
My main/where I interact from: @mimogutz
My F/O's
Lovers:
🩷 - Dating
💍 - Married
🩷 Benrey Benrey Benrey Benrey (He/It) from Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware
💍 Bowser (He/Him) from Super Mario Bros.
🩷 Doctor Bubby (He/It) from Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware
💍 The Creature (He/It) from Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus
💍 Dave Miller AKA Davetrap (He/She) from Dayshift at Freddy's
🩷 The Daycare Attendant AKA Sundrop AKA Moondrop AKA Eclipse (He/It) from Five Nights at Freddy's
🩷 Doctor Edgar George Zomboss (He/Him) from Plants vs. Zombies
💍 Four Integer (He/They) from Battle for Dream Island
🩷 Jack F. Kennedy (He/It) from Dayshift at Freddy's
🩷 Larry Needlemeyer (He/Him) from The Amazing World of Gumball
💍 Sheldon Plankton (He/Him) from SpongeBob SquarePants
💍 Papyrus (He/Him) from Undertale
🩷 Scag (She/Her) from Regretevator
💍 Squidward Tentacles (He/Him) from SpongeBob SquarePants
💍 Steve Small (He/Any) from The Amazing World of Gumball)
🩷 Tommy Coolatta (He/Soda) from Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware
💍 William Afton AKA Springtrap AKA Scraptrap AKA Glitchtrap AKA Burntrap (He/Him) from Five Nights at Freddy's
🩷 Two Integer (They/It) from Battle for Dream Island Main F/O
🩷 Wallter (He/Any) from Regretevator Main F/O
💍 X Variable (They/He) from Battle for Dream Island
Siblings:
Caroline Kennedy (She/Her) from Dayshift at Freddy's
Dee Kennedy (She/Any) from Dayshift at Freddy's
Children:
Peter Kennedy (He/Him) from Dayshift at Freddy's
Sans (He/Him) from Undertale
Bowser Junior (He/Him) from Super Mario Bros.
Elizabeth Afton AKA Circus Baby AKA Scrap Baby (She/Her) from Five Nights at Freddy's
Michael Afton (He/Him) from Five Nights at Freddy's
Plushtrap (It/He) from Five Nights at Freddy's
Rob (He/They/It) from The Amazing World of Gumball
Pets:
Blackjack AKA Shadow Doggo (It/He) from Dayshift at Freddy's
Sparky II (He/Him) from Dayshift at Freddy's
Sunkist (He/Him) from Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware
Tag Guide
I tag posts based on two things: what they are and who I associate them with!
#me - My S/I, Jacob M. Gutzington
#gen - General (No particular F/O's, just any/all)
#🎮 - Benrey
#🎩 - Blackjack
#👑 - Bowser
#🔧 - Bowser Jr.
#🧪 - Bubby
#🍎 - Caroline
#🫀 - The Creature
#🍆 - Dave
#🎭 - Dee
#🌗 - The DCA
#🧠 - Edgar
#🤡 - Elizabeth
#📝 - Four
#🍊 - Jack
#💼 - Larry
#🦊 - Michael
#🦴 - Papyrus
#☎️ - Peter
#🧸 - Plushtrap
#🦠 - Sheldon
#👁️ - Rob
#🌭 - Sans
#📺 - Scag
#🐶 - Sparky II
#🐙 - Squidward
#🌈 - Steve
#🧃 - Sunkist
#🥤 - Tommy
#⛓️ - William
#🍰 - Two
#🧱 - Wallter
#🍯 - X
[Any other emojis are characters I have since broken up with]
#advice
#alt text
#art
#audio
#fav
#gif
#image
#imagine
#incorrect quote
#jacob answers asks
#jacob says words - I've put my own input or commentary in the form of text in a post
#link
#my art
#my gifs
#my imagines
#oc
#positivity
#reblog
#reblog game
#silly
#talkin' in the tags - I've put my input or commentary in the tags
#text
#vid
#writing
Tags I add for people to discover my posts:
#fictional other
#ficto
#ficto community
#fictophilia
#fictoromantic
#fictosexual
#f/o
#f/o community
#self insert
#selfship
#self ship
#self ship community
#self shipper
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Leeteuk, trying to bond: So, Kyuhyun, what are your goals in life?
Kyuhyun: I've been banned from every major city's public transportation system except Melbourne, Australia.
Kyuhyun: I don't know what their limit is but I will fucking find it.
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Leeteuk: OKAY EVERYONE EXPLAIN WHY YOU’RE ALL LATE
Eunhyuk: Uhhh, the stylist took so long in fixing my hair-
Leteeuk: “ThE sTyLiSt tOoK sO lOnG“ SHUT UP NO EXCUSES, DONGHAE WHAT ABOUT YOU?
Donghae: *Sweating* Umm I got here early but I was brushing my teeth in the car that’s why I was late-
Leeteuk: You werE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH IN THE CAR???
Leeteuk:
Leeteuk: *Shrugging* Eh, seems plausible enough
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