I love the hair braiding trope, but there is some serious debate about whether it's dwarves who have the hair-braiding customs or elves, so I'm here to settle that once and for all.
Legolas, hoping they just seem friendly and doesn't know dwarves have the same hair customs: Hey Gimli, could I help with your hair?
Gimli, hoping he just seems friendly and doesn't know elves have the same hair customs: Uh, sure!
Aragorn, who knows that hair braiding is romantic for both elves and dwarves: ......... WHat
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this is a safe space for trans people. fuck photomatt and love yourself
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the autism has caused me to do Many dinosaur puzzles
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luke skywalker it seems i've grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa's orchard
edit: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE TWINK POLL YALL BETTER VOTE LUKE
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in sindarin elvish, if you mispronounce the word "while", you will end up saying "sexual desire"
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Can't the flame come up to the moth for a change??? oh my god love how did you come up with that alex dearest
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Funguary day 1 - mycena subcyanocephala
the second i saw the mushroom i was possessed by the innate need to make her a little girl
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i should make an intro post
my silly lil dinosaur blog. any original posts (including art) are tagged as #swags says a thing. assorted other blogs are as follows:
@the-avenues-unsugared-taste - arctic monkeys, the last shadow puppets, and miles kane. possibly a sprinkling of the strokes. THIS IS RPF. proceed with caution.
@aroace-laios - dungeon meshi. mostly chilshi.
@bilbo-baggins-is-a-fcking-vibe - lotr, the hobbit, the silmarillion, etc. also my main blog.
@looks-at-thou-respectfully - general nonsense, including but not limited to good omens, random shitposts, and maybe percy jackson.
my original posts on all those blogs are tagged as #swags says a thing as well.
my ao3 is swagginzzz (i can't be bothered to link it). i have a few silmarillion fics, a few lotr fics, and a couple arctic monkeys fics. i'll probably post dungeon meshi as well in the future. i also have an idea bouncing around in my head of dinosaur office workers enemies to lovers slow burn but i probably should not write that.
dni terfs, nazis, homophobes, transphobes, abilists, racists, etc.
have a good day/night, stay hydrated, and be silly :3
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