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wincestisasincest · 2 years

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I just binged your entire fic today and I am OBSESSED! Sorry if you’ve already answered this elsewhere but I’m kinda on the hunt for some more good ViktorxReader or ViktorxOC multi-chapter fics. Do you have any recommendations? I trust your taste 100%

And I’m so excited for the next chapter <3

wjhrkjth i should really make a fic recs tag thank you for reminding me. also i'm very flattered but holy shit that's a lot of reading please take a nap.

so! you have almost definitely already read some of these, but i'm including them just to be safe. i will be the first to admit that i have not read some popular vik fics because i am an idiot who forgets to do things, so if anyone has some recommendations please feel free to add!

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@doctorho has their series If You Knew Why The Bluebirds Sing , which is a Vik x reader royal au. i don't even like royal aus that much but i like this one.

@thedreamlessnights has two multi-chapters, and i haven't gotten to reading the first one yet (though it's on my list), but their in-progress one Not The End, But the Start of All Things is a vampire!vik x reader. it's pretty cool :)

@gaybybirth has a lot, but i especially recommend their fic Every Lover Is A Madman which is a TA!vik x reader. absolutely stunning how someone could make TAs hot

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C_R_Fords has January Embers which is fucking stellar. very domestic and lovely and also smutty in some parts. and part of a larger series of vik fics.

this one is relatively new, there are only 4 chapters so far, but i have really been enjoying Taijitu's Rats Like Us. vik x mage!reader, takes place after jinx blows up the council, reader is a shimmer addict and also hella traumatized so read with caution. also! i really love this fic's approach to magic. it's absolutely wonderful and just the right mix of sciencey and fantasy its so GOOD.

i am currently working through Convergence by Dicax_Asina (who i think is also on tumblr @dicax-asina) and so far it is very good! reader is a doctor and a smart cookie and spits truth to Jayce n Vik and i love her for that. also there is a lot of SCIENCE!!!!!! of the medical variety

#apologies to all the people i @tted #waves on the shore #the confessional #wince's fic recs

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drgairyuki · 6 years

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The Last Will and Temperament of Ruby Schnee

Ren: As the executor of Ms. Ruby Schnee's estate, I have been empowered to read Ms. Ruby Schnee's last will and testament.

Qrow: *holding his flask* Well, get on with it, the bars open soon. *drink from it*

Yang: Oh, poor, dear Ruby! *Wailed in sadness*

Blake: *comfort her wife* Oh, there, there, Yang.

Yin: Oum, how predictable boring.

Penny: I never worked for a kinder friend.

Ren: If we are all seated, I shall start with the reading.

Yin: I knew it.

Qrow: Heh heh heh heh *chuckle with a smirk on his face*

Ren: "I, Ruby Schnee, being of sound, mind, and body..."

Qrow: That's a laugh! *laughs as he resume drinking his flask*

Ren: "...do hereby divide up the my considerable estate that I inheritance from my decreased girlfriend, Weiss Schnee, as follows. To my overly emotional older half-sister, Yang Xiao Long Belladonna..."

Yang: *Cried in sadness* WAAA!

Blake: Yang, darling, Ren's talking about us.

Yang: *then immediately stop crying* Oh.

Ren: "...who grubbed with her wife, Blake Belladonna Xiao Long, grubbed for everything they could get from me of the money from my decreased girlfriend, and then cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy..."

Yang: *shocked expression on her & her wife* What?

Ren: "To Yang, I leave... a boot to the head."

Yang: *shocked* A what!? *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* Ow!

Blake: *worried* Yang, are you okay?

Ren: "...and another boot to the head to her emo wife, Blake."

Blake: *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* Ow!

Qrow: *Laughs at this* Hahahahahaha...

Yang: *looked angry* This is an outrage!

Ren: "...ah, but still, you're my sister, you both have respected me of not speaking ill of Weiss and admired my red Pegassi Torero, and since I no longer need it..."

Yang: *happy* Oh, dear Ruby, she's too kind!

Blake: *smiled* Yes.

Ren: "...I bequeath another boot to the head."

Yang: *shocked* What? *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* Ow!

Qrow: *Laughs at this* Hahahahahaha...

Ren: "And one more for the emo."

Blake: *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* Ow!

Ren: "Next, to my alocholic uncle..."

Qrow: *realized what's going to happen and looked terrified* Hey, I don't want a boot to the head! *quickly drink his flask*

Ren: "...to Uncle Qrow Branwen, who somehow accidentally insulted Weiss by calling her Ice Queen in his remaining drunken life..."

Qrow: *covering his head* I'm coverin' up my head!

Ren: "... I leave my wine cellar and 3 crates of Weiss' mother's finest whiskey."

Qrow: *look hopeful* ...Really?

Ren: "And a boot to the head."

Qrow: *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* Oh!

Ren: "And another for Yang and the emo."

Yang: *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* Oh!

Blake: *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* Ow!

Ren: "Next, to my know-it-all niece, Yin Belladonna Xiao Long..."

Yin: This is so predictable...

Ren: ...I leave a boot to the head."

Yin: *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* Ugh! I knew it.

Ren: "And one for Yang and the emo."

Yang: *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* Ah!

Blake: *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* OH!

Ren: "This take care of family obligation for now. And now, to Ms. Penny Polendina..."

Penny: *Gave an terrified "O_o!" when she realized she's next* Oh, uh, I don't want nothin'. *sweatdrop*

Ren: "...who took care of me faithfully these many, many, many years after the death of my girfriend Weiss, who cared, made me laugh a bit, and brought me chocolate-chips cookies..."

Penny: *smiled* Oh, I don't mind. Ren: "To Ms. Penny Polendina, I bequeath a boot to the head."

Penny: *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* OH!

Ren: "And one for Yang and the emo."

Yang: *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* Ah!

Blake: *BONK* *get hit on the head by a boot* OH!

Ren: "And so, to my biological daughter, Aygül Schnee, I, one of your mother, Ruby Schnee, leave my estate to you, I divest the complete control of the Remnant Dust Trade Company (RDTC), formly known as the Schnee Dust Company (SDC), to you, and to the layout, brain-defective sons of Whitley L. Schnee, Jared and Pembe Schnee, I leave the greatest curse of all to you two... partnership. What land I have purchased in Vacuo is to be split evenly between you both, you have wasted your entire young adult lives bicking over absolutely nothing, and so I've leave you dumber-than-dumb dimwits something of consequence over which to feud over as I leave a entire vast of....boot to the head!"

*BONK* *both Jared and Pembe got hit on the head by a boot and were thrown out of the window*

*Aygül leave the room with a smirk on her face*

Ren: "And to my lawyer, Mr. Lie Ren, who has helped me on this will, I leave not a boot to the head... *give a horrified shock look as he read it* but a rabid lamia-like King Taijitu who have the DNA of his decreased girlfriend Nora Valkyrie!? To be place behind him and have forceful sex with him just because I find it funny after i'm dead?!" *the Lamia Noras Taijitu appeared behind Ren* *Everyone looked "O_O!!" as Ren was being raped by them* OOOHHH!! Oh, huh huh huh huh, "and- and- and I leave my entire estate of $10 million dollars to the homeless people of Vale so they can afford to move somewhere decent!"

*It stops* *Ren got up from the floor, traumaized of what happen, with various lipsticks mark and torns clothings on him while one of the Lamia Noras Taijitu is smiling in happiness while the other was smoking a cigerette*

Blake: *looking unhappy* Is that it?

Yin: *looking bored as ever* That's it?

Qrow: That's disgraceful!

*Everyone murmurs in agreement with this*

Ren: *looking like he had a enough for one day* There's one last thing for everyone.

*Everyone look terrified*

Qrow: *covering his head* Cover your heads, everybody!

Ren: "I leave a lifetime supply of ice cream."

*Everyone were confused*

Blake: *confused* Ice cream?

Qrow: *confused* Ice cream?

Yin: *confused* Ice cream... is that all?

Ren: That's all.

Penny: *confused* Well, what's flavor is it?

Ren: *the Lamia Noras Taijitu were malicious grinning as they were holding boots in their hands* Boot to the head. *the Lamia Noras Taijitu then threw many boots at everyone as they cried of surprised and pain*

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Link:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12912547/1/The-Last-Will-and-Temperament-of-Ruby-Schnee

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14404335

#rwby #parody #of #last will and testament #comedy #humor #dark humor #dark comedy #black comedy #black humor #humorous ending #whiterose #rwby whiterose #bumblebee #rwby bumblebee #renora #rwby renora

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dcarsi-95 · 4 years

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Karate Krane

After quite a while of procrastination, how about I start with a project I’ve been meaning to get out there for a while? This one I named Karate Krane originally started out as a written novel, but as I began making illustrated pictures on what some of the characters look like, I later decided that they’d look a lot better in a comic of some sort — it was also supposed to be a single story, but I’ve lately been leaning towards making it a series instead.

The story owes it origin to a Kung Fu Panda fanfic I found some years ago called Within Her Grasp (the first second chapter should give ya’ll the gist of my story’s inspiration). With Tigress in said fanfic believing that “winged balls of feathers on stilts [aren’t] the stuff Kung Fu Masters [are] made of”, I couldn’t help but imagine Tigress and Crane in a similar situation as this moment here between Master Shifu and Po in the first movie, with Tigress shaming Crane on how scrawny he is where Shifu shames Po on how overweight he is; it was there that I thought it would make an amusing story to have a crane placed under the guidance of tiger martial arts master (much to the tiger’s chagrin) by said tiger’s master.

In a way, it started out pretty similar to the first Kung Fu Panda movie (I even had the idea that there might’ve been an antagonist similar in some ways to Tai Lung), except instead of Kung Fu, the crane was learning karate, and instead of taking place in ancient China it was to take place in a more modern time like the 1970s, though I’ve lately been considering making the timeframe even more modern for reasons I will delve into later.

The crane in my story is Chris Junichiro Kato, who is mostly whooping crane but has a heritage originating in Japan.

He’s, in reality, not as confident as he’s depicted in this here pic, at least, not at first. He’s actually quite timid and not the most assertive and even has a bit of a geeky side. In the story, he ends up applying or getting applied to some hardcore, heavy-duty martial arts academy, where most everyone is pretty muscular, which is why few of them see Chris as cut-out for it since he is so skinny, but he’s later able to make up for his lack of thew with his amazing reflexes. Not sure exactly how he ends up in this academy; probably either encouraged by friends and/or family who take notice of his remarkable reflexes or is assigned to a teacher there by another teacher who perceptive enough to see Chris’ potential, or is taken into the guidance of his assigned teacher under the request of said teacher’s daughter, who also sees Chris’ potential — I thought it would be a bit too much like Kung Fu Panda if it was because he was some prophesied “chosen one” destined to combat some former student who’s aiming to take revenge for some wrong done unto them like in the case of Tai Lung.

His teacher, of course, is a white tigress whom I’d originally named Master Hung Ga (because some sketchy research I did years ago on Chinese martial arts made some association with the tiger in a certain martial art by that name), although if she is teaches karate, I might want to make her of a more Japanese background, since karate is Japanese and the name Hung Ga is more Chinese in origin — I dunno, really… *shrugs* Although I’ve lately come to imagine her being Russian; I can easily picture her with a thick slavic accent.

Then there’s her daughter Michelle, a classmate of Chris’ on whom he has a crush on.

(Yeah, I know; she’s an orange tiger, whilst her mom is a white tiger, but y’know, her dad might’ve been orange as well) Originally, I pictured her being initially like how Astrid was to Hiccup in the first How to Train Your Dragon movie towards Chris, though not as cold and unattached and—at times—downright mean, more like pompously dismissing him in a typical high school popular girl kind of way. Lately, however, I’ve come to envision her more being a lot nicer to Chris, always willing to stand up for him when he’s unable to do so himself, and even encouraging him to do things most others would doubt he has the competence for (much like how Mei-Ling encouraged Crane to volunteer for the Lee Da Kung Fu Academy), and supporting him all the way. Personality-wise, she can be a tough cookie who isn’t afraid to speak her mind, and while she does show some interest in girly things from time to time, she also has a tomboyish side, and even takes interest in things that would conversely gross Chris out; they sort of fall into the “Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy” trope that way — I’ve even imagined her trying to teach Chris how to spit, much like in that scene from Titanic! XD

She’s also got a number a friends including a snow leopardess, a kangaroo and a doberman pinscher, but those—along with Chris’ friends—are more minor characters that I’ll cover in future posts, though I do imagine the snow leopardess (I believe I named her Amy) also has a pretty nice personality and is also willing to lend support.

A couple of other characters I’ve recently thrown into this mix include an earthly manifestation of God in the form of a tricolored tetrahedron who goes by the name of Joe (for Jehovah, which, if I’m not mistaken, is an alternative to Yahweh) and a conical, bluish-purple/purplish-blue manifestation of the closest thing to the Devil (although I’m not sure he truly is the Devil) who probably goes by the name of either Stan (for Satan) or Lucie (for Lucifer). Again, I’m not sure he’s really the Devil or if him and Joe are just two manifestations of the two side of God’s nature (in the universe this story takes place in, I guess God has two natures: one’s more firmly adherent to what is absolutely moral, and the other isn’t afraid to bend the rules a little), two sides of the same coin.

Originally, it was going to be just Joe, who hangs around Chris, as well as other characters, as sort of a conscience and life coach, but I later decided to add Stan/Lucie (can’t quite decide which name) so that the two of them would be like Chris’ shoulder angel/devil duo, where Joe—though not all preachy and all that—advises Chris to “do the right thing” and gives advice with chiefly altruistic implications, whilst Stan/Lucie tries to tempt Chris to pursue somewhat more self-centered gratifications that may or may not slightly deviate from what is completely moral, and whilst the two of them do often butt heads with each other when it comes to guiding Chris’ actions they do sometimes call truces and work together — ultimately, while they usually don’t agree on how to do it, they both have Chris’ best interests at heart.

I designed Joe as a tricolored tetrahedron or three-sided pyramid as sort of a reference to the Holy Trinity, with his white fourth face symbolizing a unity between all three aspects of said Trinity, but also because his more angular shape symbolizes his strict adherence to the moral code, to do things “fair and square”, in contrast to Stan/Lucie, who of course is of a conical shape, and thus more circular in cross section, and tends to be more deviant. Of course, not wanting to be religion-specific, I do aim to make symbolic references to other religions to make Joe seem more unitarian, like I might have him and Stan/Lucie come together (if they really are but two sides of the same coin) and form a star of David, and sometimes even a yin-yang taijitu in reference to Taoism.

Although my story originally lends a lot of inspiration from KFP and was set in the 70s, lately, as I’d been also pondering on the depiction of his daily life of regular teenage pursuits, and as I listened to songs like Hey Mickey, Mony Mony, Another One Bites the Dust, Addicted to Love, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and all other sorts of songs from the album Rhino Instant Party Disc: Regular Strength (for those who don’t own the album, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun is not included) as well as a number of more recent pop songs, I’d come to consider maybe pushing the story’s timeframe to a more recent date like the 80s or 90s, maybe even the 21st century, and that maybe instead of being about Chris’ struggles and trials in karate training, maybe it should instead focus more on his daily life in high school. There might still be a side plot in which Chris tries out some sort of activity in which physical strength is a standard, but instead of martial arts it might be something like rugby football (even though Chris is really not much of a sports kind of guy) because Michelle is involved in such a team herself, or maybe the school has a gym that includes a kick-boxing program, or maybe it also includes a karate program — whichever way, I think this story is going to focus a bit more on Chris’ teen life and a tad less on whatever physical he gets involved in, but I still think the latter’s still going to have some significant role in it. I dunno, I’ve run it all by my mom and she seemed to agree that this was a good change in direction, and we both agreed that the original storyline was a bit of a ripoff of KFP, but what do you guys think?

Do you like the changes I’ve made so far? Are you more in favor with the original storyline and think I’ve given it a sufficiently original twist? Do you like the characters I’ve shown so far? Have any ideas of your own that you’d like to add? What are your thoughts on it all? Please share your opinions with me, as I’d love to hear them. Thank you.

#karate krane #chris kato #michelle #master hung ga #joe #stan/lucie #karate #martial arts #story #comic #cartoon #anthro #animals

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idc-notbuyingit · 4 years

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Zayn Malik Problematic

Zayn being ignorant and problematic over the years, a thread, since many people are forgetting racism he defended, “All Lives Matter” statement, cultural appropriation, etc. Some have been strict judging other artists, to the point to harass them every day, so let’s be like that with everyone. Let’s begin!

1. All Lives Matter 1

In 2016, Zayn Malik responded to a tweet that accused him, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian West and Taylor Swift of benefitting from black culture, but being unwilling to speak out against police brutality. All of this happened after Alton Sterling, a 37-year-old black man, was shot dead at close range by two white officers in Louisiana. This is what Zayn said.

2. All Lives Matter 2

After faced criticism and people were calling him out about his tweet. Even a twitter user took it herself to educate him about the history of police brutality in the United States. But the same day he tweeted “Love Humans”. Which in the context of the situation pretty much means “All Lives Matter”. Again, people have been hurt.

3. N word

In 2016, Zayn's manager and best friend, Ned, posted a video of them on snapchat. You can see both of their mouths moving and hear the n-word. The video has been deleted from all social media, all the articles, etc. There are still some commentary websites talking about. It was obvious for some people that he said the word. https://twitter.com/Polish1DUpdates/status/732937383696605184?s=20

4. Shirt

Zayn wore a racist shirt with a stereotype aimed towards black people, even some of his fans have acknowledge this mistake. Zayn hasn’t said anything.

5. Defending racism towards Asians

In 2017, Gigi held up a Buddha cookie next to her face, imitating the face. She was being called out on Twitter for being racist, bc people were offended. So Zayn tweeted “She likes Asians”. Even his own fans didn’t like that. He hasn’t said anything since that.

6. Don’t educate me

Being part of a minority doesn’t mean you can let other people’s racism slide like it’s nothing *Like that person said”. After that he ask people to not try to educate him. In summary fans and others told him he’s not woke or educated just bc he faced racism.

7. Cultural Appropriation 1

People have been quick in calling out for appropriating cultures through clothing. So here is one of Zayn: Zayn had a teepee in his yard. Here is why it is CA.

8. Cultural Appropriation 2

Another cultural appropriation has a Yin Yang Tattoo. Since we don’t know if Zayn is aware or educated about the meaning taijitu or the taosim (and people in Twitter always supposed the worst in people), this is another example of CA.

9. Gender Fluid Icon

Vogue considered Zayn and Gigi gender fluid icons. Some people found it odd that the magazine would profile a cisgender, straight couple for a story about gender fluidity. This offended and shocked many people of the LGBTQ+ community. Vogue apologized, however neither Zayn nor Gigi have said anything.

10. Bonus 1: Gigi

As I said, Twitter judge people harshly and criticize also by with whom the artist is related to, in this case his girlfriend Gigi Hadid. She has been several times culturally appropriating or kind of racist. Here’s a good article: https://babe.net/2018/05/03/gigi-hadid-racist-53998

11. Bonus: Frape

In 2012, Zayn used the term “frape” in an interview (Facebook Rape). ‘We used to frape all the time but we have to be more careful now,’ says Zayn https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-2229985/One-Direction-Exclusive-interview-photo-shoot--boys-global.html

12. Bonus 3: Chlamydia joke

So... some zayn stans were angry about this, and that’s ok. This doesn’t mean your fav is a horrible person, just that he made mistakes.

However your anger doesn’t justify you being racist. This person believes that I’m from some asian country (mentioning a different one every time), even tho I told them I’m not. Really people, be a little more respectful please. How does twitter exposes someone’s race?

SO HARRY STYLES: this person thinks I did this bc I am a harry styles fan, so they promised to do a super long “Harry Styles is problematic”. I promise them that I was going to do one too, but in two days bc that’s how long it takes me to do the research, but they demanded that it had to be today. I can’t do that. So if you want to know how bad of a person is Harry Styles, please I invite you all to visit roastingyourfave page. They do this a lot for the other members of One Direction (excluding zayn malik). Also they promise to tag me, so let hope they does.

#zaynmalik #zayn malik #problematic #your fave is problematic #racist #cultural appropiation #all lives matter #black lives matter #racism asians #stan twitter #don't be racist #i dont like fans #i hate twitter #zquad #zayn zquad

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