Inspired by the design and art of @cyborb! I really love their drawings of Cyrus and how much personality they give him. Cyrus is a silly little guy. Controversially, I gave him eyebrows… but compromised by making them just lines.
Various pkmn villain/redeemed villain headcanons. I still need to make more, but hope y'all vibe with these. Don't be afraid to ask for explanation btw 💖
Laventon being Hop and Leon's ancestor + Him and Cyllene getting together + Cyrus being related to Hop and Leon + Jacq being Hop and Leon's cousin = the funniest family tree ever.
Bonus: Hop, Leon and Laventon being the descendants of one of the first kings of Galar. May or may not be related the Sordward and Shielbert.
Guzma: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put in hot water?
Archie: You were putting it in cold water...?
Guzma: Yeah, I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn't realize there was an actual reason
Archie: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
Maxie: Why are you... putting it in the microwave... to boil it???
Archie: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove???
Maxie: It takes less than a minute!
Archie: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun??
Maxie: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?!
Archie: Like 7 minutes!
Maxie: Just stick the mug on top of the stove, on medium heat... And it boils in like 2 minutes- Less than that if you use a saucepan.
Archie: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?! On medium heat?! Your stove is enchanted.