#texas ice storm

[butwhyduh]

Funny story time

TLDR: I have a frozen dick stuck in my mailbox

So I ordered some adult stuff online a week ago and it was delivered yesterday. And if you don’t know, Texas is have a massive ice storm rn. So my mailbox today, when I tried to retrieve it, is completely frozen and coated in ice. Like I’d have to smash it to break the ice and I’d probably break the mailbox… and dildo inside. So now I have to wait out an ice storm to get my mail and it’s suppose to be bad tomorrow too and idk when I can get it. So yeah, I just have a frozen dick in a box just waiting for me 😆

#tw sex toys #Texas ice storm #laugh at my misery #can it survive being literally frozen? idk

[gardenwitch13]

Ice Storm Part 2.

Found more pictures that I took of the Ice Storm that hit North Texas the last week of January/First week of February.

As much as I love taking the pictures. I really do not miss ice storms. I mean, I moved from Wisconsin to Texas to mostly get away from cold winters and the nasty weather that comes with it.

#green witch #garden witch #green witchcraft #texas garden #texas winter #texas ice storm #ice photography

[kickingitwithkirk]

#el arroyo #texas ice storm #🥃to the 🌲that didn’t become 🪵 #notspn

[markramsey]

Trees down in front of the rec center! #texasicestorm2023

#texas #texas ice storm

[girlinlotsoffandoms]

still no power so I'm sitting in my car to charge my phone and why the hell is it so damn dark outside?

#texas ice storm #its 6:30 not midnight #personal

[msimpossibility]

This is the state of our driveway.

That red car across the street?

That’s the one I use. We moved all our cars out of our driveway yesterday, just in the nick of time.

And a lot of people on our street weren’t so lucky.

Just a heads up on my personal situation.

#texas #texas ice storm #my life mine

[persnickety-doodles]

Cozyyy😊

#korrasami #persnickety doodles #alicia draws #they cancelled classes this whole week and assignments have been pushed a week out so I’ve nothing else to do but draw and play gamesss #I like the cold but ice storms suck ngl #I prefer fluffy snow because at least we can drive in it #and I can snowboard hehehe #Texas sucks and I can’t wait to moooveeee #lok #avatar

[eva-emaria]

I freaked out the New Yorker, I feel obligated to share this now on Tumblr because as she put it, the rest of the world must think we’re nuts to live here.

(Yes, I am from Oklahoma, but Sanger is literally just over the Red River.)

Storms in question were on 6/15/23.

#hail #storms #ice #oklahoma #texas #DVD sized #okay I would call it VHS sized #but I'm a dinosaur like that

[laf-outloud]

Gen's IG story

All those poor trees! (Also, is Jared teaching his boys poker? LOL!)

#jared padalecki #tom padalecki #shep padalecki #texas ice storm 2023

[lerr-writes-fic]

@hawksbrood and I have reached the point of no return. Our brains are so broken we decided there should be a remake of The Conversation (1974) starring Scott Caan titled The Caanversation.

STOP BEING COWARDS, PARAMOUNT. RELEASE THE CAANVERSATION.

#you can blame Governor Abbott and my grandmother for this post #everything changed when that fucking ice storm attacked Texas in February 2021 #about me #and my friends #Hawk goofs #Scott Caan

[coconut530]

🎵All I need is you

Be a crime to continue

Without you in my arms🎶

Crime - Private Island

#6 #Trigun #Trigun Stampede #Vash the Stampede #Nicholas D. Wolfwood #like #so many people have been making such good Vashwoods these days you think imma NOT try my hand at one #Imma try and make a cooler one next time #Not that this isn’t cool but like it could be ✨better✨ #I’m also kinda getting sick of the blue lighting in these so we’ll change it up next time #But yeah can’t wait for ep. 3 on Sat #Was very confused for all of last Saturday until I found out the dub would be delayed a week due to weather at nearly midnight #And then I got sad #But it’s okay the Texas ice storm is an important thing #Ok yeah here y’all go byeeeeeeee #UPDATE ALSO I finished the ‘98 anime #It was so good I cry

[gardenwitch13]

It's gonna be a hot one today.

Texas doesn't normally see ice, but the past few years we've been pretty consistent with at least one ice storm per winter.

Actually Texas weather has been pretty polarizing to say the least.

We had an ice storm at the end of January - exactly to the week that we had an ice storm the same 5 days the year before. Talk about consistency.

Then today in April - we are having our first predicted 90+ degree day - and I think we will reach it. Now, I like the heat more than the cold, but even I'm scratching my head at a high of 92 in this first week of April. The irony is that the rest of the week will be normal temps of 60's and 70's.

You just can't make this stuff up!

So while it's a great day to be hanging laundry, I will pass from working in the garden today.

#texas winter #texas heat #texas ice storm #green witch #green witchcraft #garden witch #mother nature

[kickingitwithkirk]

#texas ice storm #jared padalecki #genevieve padalecki #tom padalecki #shep padalecki #odette padalecki #notspn #Instagram

[mostlyclimatechangeweatherlog]

Hey, we made bbc news! Go team!

#texas #power outage #ice storm #february #2023

[a-c-e-t-y-l-e-n-e]

Coated

And Sagging

#photographers on tumblr #texas #lensblr #nature photography #landscape photography #ice #ice storm #winter

[cuddlewumpus]

Governor Graveyard is at it again.

If the fuckmuppet had done something after the storm two years ago, these people wouldn't be without power in the first place.

I hate this man.

#texas politics #texas weather #texas ice storm 2023 #texas living