#tf2 silly headcanons

[lycantrin]

I made these silly images of the mercs holding MLP figures, so do with them what you will

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 medic #tf2 engineer #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 spy #tf2 soldier #tf2 sniper #mlp #my little pony #friendship is magic #mlp fim #don't ask me why i made this #i wanted to be silly goofy #also i hc that pyro was the first of all of them to watch the show and the rest accidentally got hooked while watching pyro #they share headcanons with each other

[mozzcho]

I had to draw the gays, I couldn't stop me anymore.

[Headcanon time]

I’d like to think Medic is one goofy man, that’s all, his insanity is just silliness fr. But being serious, Medic is so neurodivergent coded. He doesn't had so many friends in his life, much because his excentricity and total weirdness so he would be more into sociallizating with animals. More with birds. In MtM we can see how he cassually talks to Archimedes. More than a pet he was his friend and closest living being to him. If someone told me that this man can sumerge into an intese talk with his birds I would totally belive it. So, when he gets excited and infodump about 'x' thing he has the constant feeling thats its annoying and he tends to close up later. BUT HEAVY, the man always listen to him talking nonsense and Heavy just find that delightful.

#TF2 #Fanart #tf2 fanart #Team Fortress 2 #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #tf2 headcanons #meet the medic #neurodivergent medic fr #hes just one silly goofy man #just need to be listened #heavy is so silly too #this happens before what is seen on mtm #its canon a dev told me

[t4t-scout]

what if i just post my pyro headcanon? what if?

+ some doodles

#pyros sketchbook #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 pyro #tf2 fanart #maskless pyro #unmasked pyro #tf2 headcanons #theyre so sillie <3333 #(they/she/he pronouns btw haha)

[freak-fortress]

no i will NOT shut up about Medic being a father figure to Scout!!!!! This is literally Father and Son Activities 101

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #Scout & Medic #tf2 headcanons #found family #scouts literally standing there like #‘DUDE! Stop flirting with my ma!’ #reminds me of how #kids will act grossed out when #their parents kiss #it’s so silly #DadMedic

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

My favorite trope I sometimes see in tf2 fics is when the author makes the entire team completely socially inept due to being so out of touch with society and people in general. It's just so funny seeing these burly, violent mercenaries who could kill a man without a hint of hesitation just fall apart when it comes to talking to someone other than each other.

I know that Sniper is usually the one depicted as the socially awkward one, but I find it funny to think that the rest of the team is actually just as bad as him in social interactions outside of their team. You cannot tell me that these guys fight to death everyday away from society; in the middle of nowhere; with the nearest town being miles away and having a population of 100 max; without developing some sort of social ineptitude.

Just imagine even the most token Social Guy™ in the team like Engie or Medic having trouble interacting with regular people because they're just so used to casually dropping the most murderous and horrifying statement mid conversation that they don't realize that, oh, maybe this isn't a normal thing to say to a law abiding citizen who doesn't regularly commit brutal war crimes.

I can see the mercs going to a city or town and freaking out because of the amount of people there. Imagine Engie speedwalking out of the doctor's office with a death grip on Demo's arm like:

"I just threw a grenade in that room because the doctor started asking me questions about my missing hand and I didn't know how to answer, we have to RUN"

Or Sniper running away in the streets with Heavy like:

"I saw someone I accidentally waved back at five weeks ago when the wave wasn't for me, we have ten seconds before the poison dart I just shot takes full effect and 10 more until people realize it was me again"

#tf2 #team fortress two #my post #tf2 mercs #tf2 headcanons #tf2 engineer #tf2 sniper #silly chatters

[crabonfire]

Stupid and dumb tf2 headcannons cause I somebody do these on tiktok and they rile me up

Pyro regularly goes to strip clubs and he would fucking clap at the strippers like "😊👏👏" because he's a weirdo and I love it, demoman and Soldier would go too, both wanting to have a good time but soldier would probably be more impressed at how flexible they can be instead of everything else

They have movie nights where they vote and scout chooses action every single time while most mercs would want something else, they accuse him of being scared because he never ever chooses horror and he's like "pfft, no! Horror is just...lame to me." And engie snorts and was like "Yeah okay buddy." So they watched horror that night to prove it to him and surprisingly he was composed during it, but he didn't sleep that night, or the coming nights until he finally convinced himself it was just a movie and nobody was living in his closets.

Spy is a little too into weapons. One time when they all got a crate of weapons they had all been wanting when it came to his crate bro was practically SAVORING the knives and guns he was holding, he was sputtering French compliments while he was CARESSING those weapons. Everybody was so weirded out Sniper had to tell him to cut it out. He simply said that he was "impressed" by the refined beauty of said weapons. (if he starts moaning over those guns don't be surprised)

They also have game nights, it was scouts idea. Usually only Pyro, Engineer, Demoman, Soldier would join, while others would be spectating. They always go the same way, the game starts out simple, Engineer starts arguing with Soldier because he's not playing right, they start fighting and it turns into a bet to see who will win this time. Pyro and demoman will continue the game with Scout because they are so used to this, while Medic will cheer and egg them on. Spy would be like, "Look at you two, fighting like a bunch of children." But he finds it sooo entertaining.

Barbecue nights with engie!

Sniper smells like ASS. Anytime he's at the base, somebody has to remind him to shower, and he gets so embarrassed he's like, "Shit. Sorry." And just speedwalks to the shower rooms. When he comes back, he uses an insane amount of shampoo and cologne, so he actually smells really good afterwards. He's used to his own bad smell so he never actually notices.

Spy has greasy fucking hair. Like seriously, does he even wash that baklava? I don't think so (that voice line from Ms pauling proves me right) he's a man thay takes care of his physical attributes yes, but he doesn't ever find a need for his hair because he never takes that damn thing off, only when he showers and sleeps, that's it.

If for example, your dating him and after a while you want to see him without it, he's handsome yeah omggg so cute but GOD FUCKING DAMNNN THAT FUCKING HAIR MASHAALLAHHH brother wtfffff you have to shower with him and clean out his hair from him. He's like "it's not that big of a deal seriously" but after you wash it and it becomes soft and conditioned he becomes embarrassed realising how bad it really was. (Also, he probably has mask lines if it's been hot and he's been wearing it for too long)

Engineer has a shameful addiction of sweets. Like, I feel like he stress eats especially when his inventions go wrong and I have a headcannon back in uni when he was studying, since he was already so smart the MOMENT something was not perfect he would freak the fuck out and start eating chocolate so aggressively like

"What's wrong with this damn thing om nom mommmfh fuckin- mmmomom"

After he graduated and became a merc, since he got better and perfected his craft (for the most part) this rarely occurred, when it does tho, just know he's stepping out of his workshop, going to a gas station and buying so much candy. (This only happens when it's REALLY bad though.)

Heavy actually really likes American food. He thought he'd hate it, but he doesn't find it that bad. He likes cheeseburgers and steaks, very yummy. Medic doesn't like it when he eats them because they can be a tad bit unhealthy, but he's happy that it makes him happy.

Medic got into birds when he was young, feel like he had a bird feeder as a kid outside his house and would like to observe them from his window, when it got cold he'd offer them a place inside and ended up having bonds with them. Archimedes and his doves reminds him of childhood, a simpler time.

#tf2 #tf2 headcanons #tf2 x reader #tf2 scout #tf2 pyro #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #silly #hehe #i love them #bht theyre sooo gross #but i love them

[gaurithegremlinboy]

Wah Wah cat.... from teamm fortress toe!11 :0

#tf2 spy #tf2 comics #pyro tf2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #team fortress two #tf2 headcanons #femtanyl #cats #cartoon #silly #pls #i can finally krill myself

[ruthytwoshakes]

hey what do you guys think the tf2s would be if they were monsters? I like the idea of harpy sniper and vampire medic,, but there’s not a whole lot of other monster forms for the mercs.

(Besides the freaks of course but those invoke a primal fear in me)

#tf2 #tf2 freaks #tf2 headcanons #be silly or serious if you want #or a secret third option #just trying to find some inspiration for monster designs or like the general consensus on which monster the tf2s would be #for no reason at all #no reasons here #totally not writing an interactive horror story for the summer #not at all #tf2 whole team #tf2 pyro #tf2 spy #tf2 demoman #tf2 scout #engineer tf2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 engineer #damn that’s a lot of tags 👁👁

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

Soldier is picked to do karaoke one night at the base. He's drunk, everyones drunk. He scrolls through the songs and stops. He's found it. It's the perfect song.

This grown man belts out the best rendition of Miley Cyrus's Party in The U.S.A.

Tears are shed. Karaoke will never be the same again.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 headcanons #tf2 hcs #team fortress headcanons #love him #i wish i could be that silly #he has given his team mates a new sense of patriotism #even spy likes americans now #I TOLD YOU ID FINALLY DO SOLDIER CONTENT #TF2 soldier

[marshmcore]

I’m in a tf2 head cannon brain rot right now, BUT imagine how FRUSTRATED Scout would be trying to draw Sniper for the first time. I can imagine how frustrated he was trying to draw his STUPID SILLY hat for the first time.

Also in other news, Im loosing my mind (exaggerating) right now bc im trying to draw sniper’s hat, and ITS A PILGRIM HAT I- the proportions of it, why is the brim so short in relation to the tall ass crown. IT JUST SITS THERE LIKE HOW PPL LET A SNAPBACK JUST- AAAAAAAAA!!!

#marsh rambles #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #im also having a headache from dehydration LEL #and its 3am in canada time #maybe thats why im incompetent in scribbling #his hat is stupid #but its so silly its cute LYK #tf2 brain rot is real #tf2 headcanons #also scouts a proper boy he WEARS the cap #ugghhh #tf2 #team fortress 2

[namranii]

Im pretty sure u do tf2 headcanons if you pls do medic in a general (😏) dating relationship pls

Dating Medic 🩻 (tw: mentions of nsfw)

expect a lot of extra checkups just so he can spend more time with you

will randomly start spewing medical knowledge in German

during (😍😏) time, he’s gonna be into dominating you like crazy, and probably has handcuffs hidden in the med-bay.

sucks at kissing during the first part of the relationship, but will get better overtime

GERMAN NICKNAMES!!!!

will hyper analyze you, and if he didn’t have one already- he’s gonna creates a whole binder and is going to store any information about you he finds in it.

if you feel uncomfortable with anything he does, he’s gonna drop everything and will start hugging you and cuddling you like crazy

he’s a hypocrite lowkey, like if he’s working at 3am in the morning, and you find him, he’s going to force you into bed and reprimand you for staying up late even though he’s been up longer than you.

during (😍😏) time, if you want to stop, he’s going to start apologizing and then start giving some good after-care.

defo into pda.

he’s the type to bottle up his emotions, so you’re gonna need to comfort him and he’s going to be thankful for it.

he will want kids, but if you don’t want kids, he’s going to be okay with that even if he may be a bit sad, but he won’t force you.

its okay cause his doves are your children ♥️

#medic tf2 #medic #tf2 #tf2 scout #headcanons ; #hcs #he is so silly

[cntoesussie]

The TF2 Mercenaries as subreddits I follow

Scout: r/copypasta Soldier: r/TacticalIssueCat Pyro: r/dumbasseswithlighters Demoman: r/ihadastroke Heavy: r/hopeposting Engineer: r/dadswhodidnotwantpets Medic: r/foundsatan Sniper: r/OopsThatsDeadly Spy: r/ImFinnaGoToHell

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 headcanons #they get a bit silly

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

You know, being secretive and private about his personal life is kind of Spy's whole thing, but I feel like a fun little alternative to taking that route could be just to make him a massive fucking habitual liar. They dont even have to be relevant lies that hide any important information, it could legit just be him lying about his hair color to the team or smth. I know this is already pretty common so it's nothing new under the sun but I just think it'd be pretty funny if instead of being like: "no scout, I did not bang your mother" it could be like: "no scout, I did not bang your mother, but I am gay, so watch out for your dad"

#tf2 #team fortress two #my post #tf2 headcanons #tf2 spy #bro got that mansplain malewife misinform <3 #so technically he's lying but also making up complete random bullshit #to Sniper at 3am: ''oh did you not know? I'm not actually French. I'm from Canada'' <- a complete lie that does not benefit him in any way #whats the point of being given the perfect opportunity to invent a whole new identity for yourself if you dont take the chance to make #yourself a Canadian fake blond man that is gay- married to a prince in Turkey and may or may not have banged both of Scout's parents #silly chatters

[feralrabidcrow]

TF2 Monopoly Night

Scout initiates the game, he will not stop blabbering about how he's gonna kick everyone's butt, horrendously overconfident insisting that he's gonna win. He's the first to go bankrupt and it emotionally destroys him. He is so distraught over this it's actually pathetic.

Soldier has no idea how to play the game at all, but he's having the time of his life and that's what matters most. By some miracle he outlasts Scout but it's really not by much. A for effort, Jane, A for effort.

Pyro isn't even playing the game, they stole a handful of player pieces, houses, and hotels and are building a little city in the corner of the room, god-speed Pyro you funky creature.

Demo joined and was doing almost alright until halfway through the game he drunkenly passes out, right on top of the board, and they have to drag him off of it and scramble to fix all the pieces. Disqualified.

Heavy is one of the best players there, and he's silent too, you forget he's playing sometimes until all of a sudden you're on his property and hemorrhaging money like no one's business.

Engineer tried to spice up the game board with some "improvisations" and after an improvisation nearly caught the entire board on fire, he got kicked out. Disqualified.

Medic is the worst fucking cheat you know. If you take your eyes off him for even a second he's snatching money from the bank or from your pile, he has no shame and he's out for blood. As soon as Demo passed out Medic was snatching up his cash pile like a starving orphan.

Sniper joined the game a bit late, but caught up quickly and is doing fairly well, except for some reason even when he keeps a close eye on Medic, he swears he had more money than this, right? Right?

Spy isn't playing. He's cloaked, sneaking around, and sabotaging Sniper by stealing his money. What he does with the money is none of your business, but it's no longer with Sniper and that's what matters. Petty fucking bastards.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 headcanons #game night #tf2 #team fortress #scout tf2 #soldier tf2 #pyro tf2 #demoman tf2 #heavy tf2 #engineer tf2 #medic tf2 #sniper tf2 #spy tf2 #they're so silly #i love them #godspeed you funky mercs #monopoly

[5eraphim]

niche pet names i've assigned to the mercs in my head

Engineer: Honey Bear

Medic: Angel of Death

Spy: Machiavellian Prince

Soldier: Uncle Sam

Demo: Braveheart

Pyro: Kindling

Heavy: Trotsky

Sniper: Man Cub

Scout: Holden Caulfield

#.txt #tf2 x reader #x reader #silly little headcanons #might do a follow up to this with justifications

[szsza36]

Felt silly and decided I will randomly switch the mercs classes with a Spinning wheel, Here's what I got

Scout - HEAVY

Soldier - Engineer

Pyro-Scout

Heavy-Spy

Medic-Soldier

Demo - sniper (good lord)

Engie - Pyro

Sniper - medic

Spy - Demo

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #silly #team fortress two #Heavy as spy aint working #SCOUT WILL HAVE TO DRAG THAT DAMN GUN ON THE FLOOR #demo as a Sniper doesnt soung good either #I WILL draw this #feel free to reblog #I WANT TO HEAR YOUR HEADCANONS GUYS