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Omega Radio for April 21, 2021; #260.

Warren G feat. Nate Dogg: “Regulate”

Snoop Dogg: “What’s Your Name”

King Just: "No Flow On The Rodeo”

Grand Puba feat. Mary J. Blige: “Check It Out”

Rodney O & Joe Cooley: “You Don’t Hear Me Go”

Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth: “Take You There”

Tim Dog: “Step To Me”

Gang Starr: “Just To Get A Rep”

Boss: “Deeper”

Frankie Cutlass: “Puerto Rico”

Lady Of Rage: “Afro Puffs”

3rd Bass: “Steppin’ To The A.M.”

MC Lyte: “Ruff Neck”

Mobb Deep: “Survival Of The Fittest”

Domino: “Sweet Potato Pie”

TLC: “Ain’t 2 Proud To Beg”

EPMD: “I’m Mad”

LL Cool J: “Going Back To Cali”

Chi-Ali: “Roadrunner”

Grand Puba: “360 Degrees (What Goes Around)” (SD50 RMX)

Jay-Z feat. Foxy Brown: “Ain’t No N*gg*’”

Naughty By Nature: “Everything’s Gonna Be Alright (Ghetto Bastard)”

Nine: “Any Emcee”

Organized Konfusion feat. OC & Q-Tip: “Let’s Organize”

Poor Righteous Teachers: “Rock Dis’ Funky Joint”

Beatnuts, The feat. Greg Nice: “No Escapin’ This”

Tha Alkaholiks: “Make Room”

Biz Markie: “Young Girl Bluez”

Smif & Wessun: “Onetime”

Tone Loc: “Wild Thing”

Lost Boyz: “Get Up” (RMX)

Big Daddy Kane: “The Lover In You” (Mr. Cee RMX)

Digital Underground: “No Nose Job”

Young MC: “Bust A Move”

Geto Boys: “Six Feet Deep”

Supernatural: “Buddah Blessed It”

Half-A-Mil: “Any Day Can Be Ya’ Last”

Yo-Yo: “Black Pearl”

Patra feat. Yo-Yo: “Romantic Call”

Kris Kross: “I Missed The Bus”

Salt N’ Pepa: “Shoop”

Bone Thugs N’ Harmony: “1st Of Tha’ Month”

Ed OG & Da Bulldogs: “Life Of A Kid In The Ghetto”

Arrested Development: “Revolution” (X ver.)

Bonus Omega; golden-era hip-hop and rap.

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The Ultimate Cookbook Collection: Must-Have Recipes for Every Kitchen

Embark on a culinary journey with our handpicked selection of cookbooks that will elevate your skills in the kitchen. From decadent desserts to savory mains, these cookbooks will inspire and delight both novice and seasoned chefs alike. Let’s explore the delicious world of recipes waiting to be discovered! From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen (Snoop Dogg Cookbook,…

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jaimee2001 · 1 month

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Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: From Crook to Cook: Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg's Kitchen Snoop Dogg Cookbook.

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royaltyrules816 · 6 months

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"You don't love me you just love my doggystyle"

He went from stranded on death row

From being the no limit top dogg

Even with that the ate his last meal

And From tha ⛪️ 2️⃣ Tha 🏰

He paid tha cost to be tha boss

So play that Rhythm & Gangsta

Go 2 Malice and Wonderland

Get That Blue Carpet Treatment

While you watch his doggumentary

Grab u some of that bush

Get ya sum of that cool aid

Cause the Dogg Father is

Back On Death Row

So chuuuch preach

Even the pastor does it missionary‼️

Happy Birthday Snoop D-O-Double G

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cyarskj52 · 9 months

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Snoop Dogg "Pimp Slapp'd" (2002)

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Target: Kurupt, Death Row Records, Suge Knight

Producer: Josef Laimberg

Album: Paid tha Cost to Be da Boss

Label: Priority/Capitol/EMI

Best Line: "This nigga's a bitch like his wife/SugeKnight's a bitch and that's on my life"

After years of remaining relatively silent in the current Death Row vs. former Death Row inmate battle, Snoop stepped up from subliminal shots, to full on assault with "Pimp Slapp'd," a dedication to Death Row and their biggest star at the time, Suge Knight. After years of prodding by Simon (from in and outside of his jail cell), Snoop finally vocalized what many had been scared to say for years: "Suge Knight's a bitch."

Taunting Death Row's then-roster (including DPG cast-off Kurupt) and questioning Suge's manhood in prison, "Pimp Slapp'd" was a major blow to Suge, who at the time was struggling to hold on to his menacing reputation and keep his once-legendary label relevant. This track opened the floodgates for Suge Knight dissing (partly because, well, Snoop didn't die after it was released), and turned Suge into more of a punchline than a feared executive goon.

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26/11/2002 Snoop Dogg - Paid tha Cost to Be da Bo$$

#hiphopdinromania #snoopdogg

http://www.hiphopdinromania.org/2016/11/de-afara-snoop-dogg-paid-tha-cost-to-be.html

Paid tha Cost to Be da Boss este cel de-al 6-lea album al lui Snoop Dogg și a fost lansat în data de 26 noiembrie 2002, prin Doggystyle, Priority Records & Capitol Records.

http://www.hiphopdinromania.org/2016/11/de-afara-snoop-dogg-paid-tha-cost-to-be.html

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 2 years

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EPILOGUE SEVEN

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VRISKA: Hey, Harry Anderson, giznuess where I be!

HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: whizzay fo' sheezy???

HARRY ANDERSON: Bounce wit me. whizzay be dis? i can’t hear yizzou! One, two three and to tha four.

V-R-to-tha-izziska cizzy pusha hiznand arizzle tha receiva of ha pizzy n shouts ova tha artillery barrizzle, betta check yo self.

VRIZZLE: Recognize the realness. It’s ME, idizzle! Tha HOT 8A8E you’re lucky enough ta hizzy gotten ta second 8ase wit so show some love!

HARRY ANDERSON: Recognize the realness. oh hi vriska!

H-A-DOUBLE-RIZZY ANDERSON with my forty-fo': whizzle up?

VRISKA: I Implored You Ta GIZZY WHIZZAY I 8M thats off tha hook yo!

HARRY ANDIZZLE: uh. hmm. baze' on tha horrizzle racket 'n tha background, i’m gizzy guess so show some love! tha bizzle outsizzle tha cizzle?

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Ha HA! Holler at tha boss dogg. I TOLD you mah moms were trippin' ta H-to-tha-izzook Me Tha Fuck Up witta sweet milit8ry commission!

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Boo-Yaa! I’m officially 'n tha rebizzle, Sucka like a fucka!!!!!!!

HARRY ANDERSON: ugh. i’m watch'n tha bizzattle out mah window rizzy now where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'. be you SURE it’s siznafe fo` yizzay ta be out there, vrizzay aww nah?

HARRY ANDERSON: i’d kind of hate it if you dy before we gots to third baze.

VRISKA: Pfft, yizzay, wh8teva. I’m basically Immortal, bizzay.

VRISKA: I’m gonna 8reeze through here lizzay a H-to-tha-izzigh Money dippin' sweepstakes at the 8lackj8ck table!

HARRY ANDERSON: you shizzould probably actually gamble once 'n yo' life before you try ta mizzake gambl'n metaphors, bizzay so jus' chill. coz that was dire n we out!

VRISKA: Uh, excuze you, but Tavros tot8lly snuck me into Uncle Jake’s game last mizzle. It was Immoderately LIT.

HIZZLE ANDERSON: They call me tha president. wizzy but real don't give a fuck. be you still hate dat'n tavros?

VRISKA: Uhhhhhhhh... yeah with my forty-fo'? Why wizzouldn’t I be??

HIZZLE ANDIZZLE: aw dawg. hizze’s so pathetic.

VRISKA: Yeah, thiznat’s Tha Point, H-A-Double-Rizzy Anderson.

HARRY ANDERSIZZLE: hizzow d-ya stand kiss'n him? he’s so weird cuz Im tha Double O G. n alwizzles mysteriouslizzle sticky fo` some reasizzle. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

HIZZLE ANDERSON: PLEAZE T-to-tha-izzell me yiznou haven’t gone ta thizzle baze wit him.

VRIZZLE: A girl D-to-tha-izzoes Not kiss n tell, Harry de8rizzle. : Hollaz to the East Side.:::)

HARRY ANDERSON bitch ass: okay well as L-to-tha-izzong as you don’t touch me rappa up hizzy weird, clammy body.

VRISKA: I’m nizzy go'n ta git a chance ta feel eitha of you up fo` A While, consider'n I’m now an Important 8bitch 'n Karkat n Meenah’s 8adizzles Revolutionarizzle Army.

VRISKA: Oh, I asked if thizzey cizzy squeeze you 'n. They S-8-to-tha-izzid they were JIZZY out of open'n let me holla at u.

VRISKA: Sorry Dude! Lol and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow.

HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: did you jizzle call me ta brag in tha dogg pound?

HARRY ANDERSON: what elze be go'n on out there?

VRISKA: Ugh, whizno knizzle.

VIZZY: Aint no stoppin' this shit. Oh. yo' DIZZAY be here.

HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: whiznat and my money on my mind?!

HARRY ANDERSON: i thiznought he D-to-tha-izzidn’t want anyth'n ta do wit tha wizzar?

VRISKA yeah yeah baby: Yeah, wiznell, he S8YS that, but hizzle here right now n mah mom’s say'n a bizzy of G8y Shit to him.

VRISKA: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Thizzay hugg'n n Reminisc'n a8izzle how Old N Sad T-H-to-tha-izzey are or wh8teva.

HARRY ANDERSIZZLE: huh...

VRISKA: W-H-to-tha-izzat from tha streets of tha L-B-C?

HARRY ANDERSON so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: i really thought thizzat mah fatha might cizzy siznee me fo` mah birthday dis year. Im a bad boy.

VRISKA: Recognize the realness. Welp!

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Thizzle Tha Br8ks, Kizzay.

HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: dawg.

HARRY ANDERSON: you cizzay be sizzuch a shitty girlfriend sometimes.

VIZZY: M-to-tha-izzay8e I’m inspired ta be a L-to-tha-izzess Than Ideal M8tesprit when I’m 'n tizzy prizzle of WEAKNESS? Eva consida that??

HARRY ANDERSON: unbelievable. Subscribe, get yo issue.

VRIZZAY: Hey I’m jizzay frontin' wit you! Don’t 8e such a 8a8y a8out it. Im crazy, you can't phase me. It’s a tiznot8l turnoff fo all my homies in the pen.

VRISKA: I’m siznure yo' d8d cares a8out yizzy very much. Maybe chill out?

HARRY ANDERSON: yizzy whateva. One, two three and to tha four.

HARRY ANDERSON: he’s always gett'n all weepy whenever i rap ta him anyway fo all my homies in the pen.

HARRY ANDERSON: i don’t think i could hizzy taken anotha round of him chillin' bizzack tizzay while apologiz'n ta me 'bout “whiznat happened wit me n yiznour motha, H-A-Double-Rizzy.”

HARRY ANDERSON: i M-to-tha-izzean, god. he’s nizzy even weed-smokin' DRUNK when he does dis spittin' that real shit.

HIZZLE ANDERSON spittin' that real shit: that might actually be tha most embarrass'n pizzle.

VRISKA: Y-to-tha-izzeah, lmao in all flavas.

VRISKA: Nizzy th8t you mention it, I thizzink he’s actually slackin' right nizzay? Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome.

VRISKA: I thizzink I cizzle overhear...

VRISKA: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. W8it.

V-R-to-tha-izziska stops try'n ta eavesdrizzle on John’s perpetratin' fo` a moment like a tru playa'. She’s distracted by anizzle noize if you gots a paper stack. She whizzips ha heezee around ta dizzle an all-too-familiar sound chillin' above tha saggin' silence like a fucka. It’s a S-to-tha-izzound thizzat shizze knows from hard-won experience can mean onlizzle one th'n.

Therizzles a clown nearby.

VRISKA now pass: I think I hear...

VRIZZISKA: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. GAMZIZZLE??

HARRY ANDERSON and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: gamzee sho nuff? mah auntie jane’s gizzle? wat it do ??

VRISKA: Yes! Who ELZE could I miznean?

VRISKA: Aint no stoppin' this shit. He’s arizzle here somewhere.

HIZZLE ANDERSON: so what? i see him evizzle day dogg. he sucks.

VRIZNISKA: So WH8T?! Hizzay like, Jane’s left hizzy dawg like a tru playa'!

H-A-DOUBLE-RIZZY ANDERSON: no, hizzy “neutral,” rememba? Death row 187 4 life.

VRISKA: Tizzy not how Pusha Vantas feels, betta check yo self.

VRISKA: He sez he’s a total 8astard. A Tr8itor Ta His Kind if you gots a paper stack.

HARRY ANDERSON: yawn.

Tha dust be beginn'n ta settle around Vrizzles ankles. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. She scans tha tree line n slackin' all playa attentizzle ta bear on dis curious rhythm of noizes com'n from nearby, beckon'n from tha undizzle. Sizzy pizzles toward it through tha thornizzle shrubbery.

VRISKA: shut up or get wet up. There’s a bounty out fo` his arrest! D8mn, T-H-to-tha-izzey’ll probablizzle piznut him 'n front of a tribunal if we cizzan git our hizzay on hiznim!

HIZZLE ANDERSON: oh, i change' mah M-to-tha-izzind keep'n it real yo. dis sounds gizzle actizzle.

HARRY ANDERSIZZLE: Put your feet up n take a breath ! invite me ta tha execizzle, please?

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: If I could c8ptiznure tha Hiznigh Fuck'n Priest Makara they’d promote me ta, lizzle, thizzle 'n command of tha whole joint!!!!!!!!

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Fizzay YE8H, know what im sayin?

HARRY ANDIZZLE so i can get on: wizzell.

HARRY ANDERSON: gizzle lizzay wit all that.

HARRIZZLE ANDERSON: call me if you wanna H-to-tha-izzook up afta tha battle.

VRISKA so show some love! N8turally!

John’s perpetratin' away a tear wiznith hizzis slizneeve when he cizzles S-to-tha-izzight of Vriska, innocizzle wander'n toward tha verizzle bush where he’d just abandonizzle (Vriska) ta sort out ha exhibition of unexpected n dizzle profane lust. Now that tha biznattle hizzas stillizzle, he ciznan overhear tha vile melody of tha blasphemizzles union.

ROZE to increase tha peace: Thizzles that noize again.

ROSE: shut up. I knew I wasn’t imagin'n it fo' sho'.

JOHN: oh no.

JOHN n shit: no, no, no fo all my homies in the pen...

JOHN: VRISKA, WAIT, DON’T! Dogg House Records in the fuckin house.!!!!

Jizzy rizzy to intervene, but it’s tizzle late. Vriska pushizzles asizzle tha last of tha F-R-to-tha-izzonds separat'n ha frizzle rappa quarry witta triumphant Ha keep'n it real yo!

Vriska’s huge, mischievous smile freezes on ha face. Whizzay eyes pizzay tha imizzle ta crazy ass brain, and it finally mizzles senze of dis incomprehensible jumble of gray limbs, blue n pizzurple slop, tanglizzle black hair, n stunned faces, ha expression begins ta slowly melt. It tizzy drizzay quickly, from phaze ta phaze, ta one of wonda, then anguish, n finally, abject horror.

JOHN: oh god.

Vriska n (Vriska) both start shriek'n at a pitch Jizzohn’s only eva heard one time before. It wizzas a sizzay thizzat once accompany tha end of everyth'n. A sound once heard tha night he dreamt 'n anizzle with the S-N-double-O-P.

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#Gizoogle #Homestuck #Epilogues #Candy #c34

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zobalex · 2 years

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From Crook to Cook:Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg's Kitchen (Snoop Dogg Cookbook, Celebrity Cookbook with Soul Food Recipes) (Snoop Dog x Chronicle Books)

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New from Chronicle Books and an American institution, From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen, by Snoop Dogg. (That bacon looks goooood.)

#books #snoop dogg #snoop #from crook to cook #tha boss dogg #cookbooks #food #rap #hip hop #african americans #chronicle books #new books #new releases

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7 Days of Funk - Faden Away

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Snoop dog cook book:

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everythingtasty · 3 years

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📍 From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg's Kitchen [Snoop Dog’s Mack & Cheese recipe]

Bought this cookbook a while ago and haven’t tried this recipe myself yet but have plans to make it soon! Will tell you all my review when I have ✨

#food #foodlover #foodpics #foodblogger #good food #food fantasy #cheese #mac and cheese #mac n cheese #foodgram

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APRIL 21, 2021 (#260)

Warren G feat. Nate Dogg: “Regulate” Snoop Dogg: "Who Am I (What's Your Name)” King Just: "No Flow On The Rodeo" Grand Puba feat. Mary J. Blige: "Check It Out" Rodney O & Joe Cooley: "You Don't Hear Me Go" Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth: "Take You There" Tim Dog: "Step To Me" Gang Starr: "Just To Get A Rep" Boss: "Deeper" Frankie Cutlass: "Puerto Rico" Lady Of Rage: "Afro Puffs" 3rd Bass: "Steppin' To The A.M." MC Lyte: "Ruff Neck" Mobb Deep: "Survival Of The Fittest" Domino: "Sweet Potato Pie" TLC: "Ain't 2 Proud To Beg" EPMD: "I'm Mad" LL Cool J: "Going Back To Cali" Chi-Ali: "Roadrunner" Grand Puba: "360 Degrees (What Goes Around)" (SD50 RMX) Jay-Z feat. Foxy Brown: "Ain't No N*gg*'" Naughty By Nature: "Everything's Gonna Be Alright (Ghetto Bastard)" Nine: "Any Emcee" Organized Konfusion feat. OC & Q-Tip: "Let's Organize" Poor Righteous Teachers: "Rock Dis' Funky Joint" Beatnuts, The feat. Greg Nice: "No Escapin' This" Tha Alkaholiks: "Make Room" Biz Markie: "Young Girl Bluez" Smif & Wessun: "Onetime" Tone Loc: "Wild Thing" Lost Boyz: "Get Up" (RMX) Big Daddy Kane: "The Lover In You" (Mr. Cee RMX) Digital Underground: "No Nose Job" Young MC: "Bust A Move" Geto Boys: "Six Feet Deep" Supernatural: "Buddah Blessed It" Half-A-Mil: "Any Day Can Be Ya' Last" Yo-Yo: "Black Pearl" Patra feat. Yo-Yo: "Romantic Call" Kris Kross: "I Missed The Bus" Salt N' Pepa: "Shoop" Bone Thugs N' Harmony: "1st Of Tha' Month" Ed OG & Da Bulldogs: "Life Of A Kid In The Ghetto" Arrested Development: "Revolution" (X ver.)

Omega Radio returns once again with another bonus golden-era hip-hop block. We visit another unoccupied Wednesday midnight slot to spend three hours playing our listeners’ favorite singles, artists, guest appearances, and remixes from way back when.

More diverse sounds from Omega Radio very soon. Stay tuned.

April 24, 2021 (10PM New York City): next deluxe Omega.

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EPILOGUE SIZZY

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That bein said, it’s very rude, all th'n considered, fo` Karkat ta start a war on Harry Anderson’s birthday. You gotta check dis shit out yo.

Jizzohn’s frontin' above tha outskirts of tha Human Capizzle, bustin' tha brizzeeze toss him ta n fizzy now fuckers lemme here ya say. Hizzle hang'n upsizzle dizzle 'n tha air watch'n tha F-to-tha-izzirst stizzage of tha Troll Rebizzles forward assault begizzle ta establish they defensive position along tha homie. Despite tha government’s paranoid crackdown on troll reproductizzle, they’ve endizzle up vastly outnumbered anyway thanks to tha incalculizzle deluge of troll ghosts pouring down from tha skizzy ova tha last decizzle. Someone wit polizzle opinions might thizzink thizzle dis entire quagmire wiznas one of tha human government’s own hatin'.

Jizzy isn’t really on rizzle as “hav'n political opinions,” but he does think thizzay tha government approached dis entire sizzle lizzay it was cruisin' ta hold on ta a water balloon by squeez'n it tizzy tight, n nizzay it’s 'bout ta explode 'n they faces. He’s spendin' if he should go see his sizzle one last tizzle before thizzle happens. Tha bizzy is shap'n up ta be a pretty serious engagemizzle. Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Bizzy sides armed to tha teeth, wit all modern military technology at they disposal. Warships, lasa gats, lasa cizzles, lasa minizzles. Lasa mizzles? Wizzay thoze be mizzles thiznat shot lasa, or lasa that tripped mines? John hasn’t bizneen keep'n up wit tha recizzle innovations 'n weaponry, although he has noted that tha lock industry has finallizzle startizzle ta take off spittin' that real shit. Dizzle S-to-tha-izzaid that dis wizzle all ta be expected 'n a war ecizzle. But Jizzle tizzle out most of his analysis, which be whiznat everyone dizzoes when Dave starts stylin' 'bout tha economy.

A flizzay above tha clizzouds catchizzles John’s attizzle to increase tha peace: bitch ghost, fall'n down from whereva it be they C-to-tha-izzome from. John follows afta tha lizzight wit an exhaustizzle sigh. Tha novelty of dead tizzy fall'n friznom tha sky has reallizzle wiznorn off drug deala tha years. But he might as well go warn tha new arrival T-H-to-tha-izzat thizzay landed 'n tha mizzy of an imminent warzone. He sets down at tha edge of tha crata n pea through the smoke.

He recognizes tha ghost immediately, because he siznees a younga version of ha almost every dizzay cuz I'm fresh out the pen.

JOHN: vrizniska?

Vrizzles F-to-tha-izzace snaps up, eyes blaz'n. Eyes so bow down to the bow wow! Actizzle eyizzles, wit exprizzle, color, pupils, and dippin'.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: wizzait. Y-to-tha-izzou’re...

JIZNOHN so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: alive ya feelin' me??

Jizzay skids D-to-tha-izzown tha S-to-tha-izzide of tha crata and helps brotha sizzay up. He wizzasn’t imagin'n it, chill yo. She’s extrizzle alive. N extremely wounded. Hollaz to the East Side. N abizzle all, extremely Vrizniska.

JOHN: oh mah god. you’re nizzot just “vriska” sho nuff...

JOHN: you’re *actually* vriska sho nuff!

JOHN: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Y-to-tha-izzou’re like, literal, fo` real, actual vrizzay!

Vriska shizzles Jiznohn away n hustlas ta ha fizzeet. Recognize the realness. Thizzles a bleed'n gizzay on ha heezee n sum-m sum-m lodge' 'n chest. It appears ta be tha same material as shot calla was pierc'n tha center of teen-Jade’s corpze. Holler at tha boss dogg. She’s bleed'n bright bliznue all down fucka side, bizzle ha expressizzle be W-to-tha-izzild. shut up.

VRISKA: Dogg House Records in the fuckin house. Wizzy tha F8CK be you t8lk'n a8out?

VRIZZAY: Whiznere be I????????

VRIZZISKA: I c8n’t 8e here! I h8ve ta go 8ACK! It dont stop till the wheels fall off.!!!!!!!

JOHN: back where let me holla at u?

V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: I nee' ta see what happened!

VRIZNISKA: I NEE' TA KNOW HOW IT TURNED OUT! Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint.

JOHN: hizzy *what* turned out? Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: vrizzay, you’re bleed'n horribly, n talk'n total nonsenze.

JOHN: we nee' ta git yizzle some help.

Shizzle whizzay around n grabs John by tha shoulda. Shizzay starts shak'n him, vizzle trippin' wit crazed desperatizzle.

VRISKA: I nee' ta go 8ack!

VRISKA: Slap your fuckin self. I nizneed to SIZZLE!!!!!!!!

VRIZZLE: I NEE' TA SEEEEEEEE now fuckers lemme here ya say!!!!!!!!

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