its been a million years. percy has gone from young millenial to squarely gen z. i think that while he’s up on that mountain demanding the gods pay their fucking child support, he should tell hera at the top of his sixteen year old pipsqueak lungs that polyamory is a thing now and she doesn’t have to define her marriage the traditional way if she doesn’t want to. she’s the goddess of all marriages! that includes these modern ones too!!
hera is like zeus would you agree to an open relationship zeus is like SOLD i have been trying to do this for years, completely neglects to read the fine print that this goes two ways before signing on the dotted line for this deal with the prada wearing devil because fundamentally, zeus is an asshole
hera starts hooking up with committed married couples and having SUPREMELY powerful demigod children. they are all her favorites and she lavishes them with powers and gifts and attention. she has, unlike the other gods, no millenia of experience with mortal children to temper her reaction, and so this whole move honestly causes more problems than not.
meanwhile hades and persephone; poeseidon and amphirite; dionysus and ariadne; all of them have been trying to talk to hera about this thing for DECADES and then perseus fucking protagonist powers jackson comes in and turns a quarter of a century into wasted work.
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Mei: “It’s okay MK—we got this! We can beat her-”
MK: “-She beat the Monkey King Mei! We don’t got this!”
“I’m sorry- I just- I don’t know what to do.”
Pigsy: “Kid, no one ever does! Not really.”
Mei: “But we’re going to figure this out.”
Tang: “Together.”
(2x00 Revenge of the Spider Queen)
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Macaque: “So this was the Monkey King’s great plan? How do you still not see that he has no idea what he’s doing? How about this for a plan: stay down MK, or I will put you down.”
(3x09 The King, the Prince, and the Shadow)
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MK: “Mei! You have to stop. I know you’re upset, and that’s okay! I know what it’s like to have a power you don’t know how to control—to feel like the fate of the world is in your hands and you have no idea what to do! But you always have my back, and help me through it. We, will figure this out! Together!”
(3x10 The Samadhi Fire)
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Tang: “I’m sorry I just! I’m having a melt down and I have no idea what’s going on and-”
Sandy: “Tangy! We’re right there with you old friend! But right now we need to find MK and Monkey King! We’ve got to hold it together until then.”
(4x07 Pitiful Creatures)
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Not knowing what to do.
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truly not sorry but once again thinking abt miranda/mc/mia in RL. i need them SO bad. like, 2 of the most morally unsound persons (Mia & Miranda) + their little meow meow. Knowing both are so possessive and destructive (TO OTHERS) when they love and instead of running, fully embracing the chaos of it. Loving them despite their delusions of grandeur, the crimes, the secrets, and the deaths (+ undeaths) caused (or ordered!) by their hands. Acknowledging this is fucked up but you can't help it. Lovingly bitching abt their fights but fully done and gone to do anything else but to soothe and continue loving them, because after all those years of waiting and doing and redoing everything to be perfect was worth it for this.
also did i mention being their little meow meow. sorry Miranda, MC was the original gremlin in the relationship and Mia being the fucked up feral racoon she is now is not solely by her doing, MC was and IS the enabler in both relationships that it bled over sm and OUGHJJJJJHHHHhhhh im being so emo abt three (3) women being utter menaces frfr
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missing dream so bad but not wanting him to come anywhere near the internet rn…
yeah 😞 hes alive though through spotify which is keeping me going personally :') just hope hes taking care of himself
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AMOR, we havent even been mutuals for all that long but i cannot begin to describe how thankful i am you messaged me so kindly those first few days we were following each other. your writing is phenomenal, your characterization is so fun to look into, and your kindness extended to your mutuals is simply unmatched. im having so much fun interacting with you both ic and ooc ( seeing you in my notifs makes me feel like a happy puppy whos owner just came home 😭‼️ ) and i hope i can continue to do so for as long as we're both around !!!! ♡ thank you for being an amazing mutual, a phenomenal writing partner, and a dear friend already !!
stop .... u r gonna make me so emotional ... i WISHHH i didn't lack the vocabulary to express how MOVED and GRATEFUL i am and that i feel exactly precisely the same wayy ?? !!! ??? i've been having so so insanely much fun interacting with u both ooc and ic and i feel like it's such a shot in the dark w finding writing partners u so instantly click with ooc BUT WE DID IT and i have been having such a blast and interacting with u is so so so fun and effortless and i'm in constant awe of ur writing and ur graphics make me rip my hair out (affectionate) and and and
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