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arokel · 6 days
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TBITB LOTR AU (that will never happen)
because @teaforarteza said the words "lotr au" and, well. there are nine of them.
we worked out a casting and nothing else, but if anyone has additional thoughts please feel free to suggest/argue/take inspiration :>
Roger as Gandalf: man of few words (in the book), bow seat = deftly guiding the shell (group), very good techninique in both rowing and studying the arts of the sacred flame etc etc
The Nine Walkers
(obviously this is a boromir lives au because how could i possibly kill any of them)
Joe as Aragorn: very caring and concerned about the welfare of others, motivated by a deep and abiding love, complicated parentage, closely attuned to the needs and movements of the ring bearer
Bobby as Boromir: fiercely loyal, skilled commander and strategist (sometimes in a cold-blooded fashion), used to getting his way
Johnny as Legolas: rich kid/from a noble lineage, a bit high and mighty ("it was foul"), in tune with nature
Gordy as Gimli: down to earth (aka from a dairy farm), slowly becomes great pals with Legolas/Johnny, very stoic and calm in bloody situations
Jim as Merry: a worrier (especially about his best buddy Chuck) and a planner, *slightly* taller than Pippin/Chuck, often takes others under his wing
Chuck as Pippin: the comedic heart of the group, doesn't always think before he speaks, smokes a lot, often hits on the solution somehow anyway
Shorty as Sam: supportive and loyal (got your back etc), often overlooked, sweet and a little naive (as the youngest)
Don as Frodo: the linchpin of the group, carries a burden (lung issues), is following a path not his own but everyone else follows him, possesses a quiet strength
With supporting cast as follows:
Ulbrickson as Elrond: sets the nine on their quest and keeps an eye on them
Joyce as Arwen: obviously
Royal Brougham as Bilbo: writing his book and hanging out with Ulbrickson
Pocock as Galadriel: wise and knowing, provides the nine with things they need for their quest
Bolles as Celeborn: idk someone has to be
Ebright as Theoden: rival kingdom but an ally in the end
Coy as Eowyn: would like his chance to prove himself, crush on Joe(??)
Morry as Faramir: cox solidarity with Bobby/Boromir
That guy from USRowing as Denethor: tries to block their way because he feels his hands are tied
??? as Saruman: help please??
Gollum as himself
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dolly-macabre · 10 months
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Hey guys...
I know this is super unlike me... I've always found ways to pay my bills and feed my family, but I just got news from my boss that until the economy starts looking up they're slashing my hours.... I will only get 10 hrs a week most likely at less than $18 an hour...
If anyone could find it in their heart to help me, King and my bf it would be so very appreciated
I'm going to be looking into disability for my severe adhd/major depression in the meantime...
VẸNMO: @mishiemishiebish
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deep-spacediver577 · 25 days
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I'm too depressed to interact with people online, I'm going to retreat until I shake this bad case of the funk off my soul. could take a week, could take a year, could take indefinitely.
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fabbyf1 · 10 months
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kate!
i love you and your fics so much!
im so glad you're taking a break and that you're happy, but we miss you around ao3!
Awww thank you, bestie!!!!!
I promise I haven't gone far! I'm still lurking in the shadows! I'm still threatening to write cursed fics every day! all day long! every idea i have is more cursed than the last!
from the group chat with @celientjeee and @simplysimplylovely:
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Also known as the funniest title of a fic Bailee has ever come up with.
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ritualslaughter · 2 months
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commence normal posting
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troddensodden · 1 year
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“we need more healthy male friendships in media”
yes.
but i want to make them gay.
so i will. <3
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tharkilm · 11 months
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Due to the fact that I have so many projects I'm working on behind the scenes, I will be closing my Ask Box for a while. If you have any questions you want to ask, then I recommend sending them in some time soon.
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stil-lindigo · 1 month
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lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)
if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.
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no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.
I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.
I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.
If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.
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fatedstrands · 10 months
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OOC//Revamp
Nothing but Legato
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months
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The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.
(for @frummpets)
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When someone really cool that I’ve followed for a while follows me back I feel like I have to be more normal with my posting habits for a bit because I don’t want to scare them away, as if they were a nervous horse who might run away if I move too suddenly. But eventually I realize that it’s impossible for me to be normal forever so I just go back to being weird regular annoying me and cross my fingers that they stay
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primonizuto · 2 years
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his whoreish tendencies and huge nose have captivated me
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lokorum · 8 months
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cowboythewizard726 · 2 months
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beautiful orc girl leed helllOOOOO beautiful leed alert oh my GOD she's so cool WOOAHHHH beautiful siilly girl she was really pretty and awesome and so kind i think shes wonderful and there should be a statue made just for her thats really big and in the center of everything and she should get anything she wants ever smile face
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bacchuschucklefuck · 27 days
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while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best
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ash-and-starlight · 7 months
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and i’ll do anything you say (if you say it with your hands) chapter 10
“You came looking for me,” Sokka says. Zuko’s already soft eyes melt further.
“Of course I came looking for you,” he says. Like it’s obvious. Like it doesn’t knock the earth off its axis.
For a second, Sokka forgets about the pain, past and present. All he feels is a treacherous bubble of hope – inside his chest, under his skin, stuck in his throat.
or read it from the beginning if you haven’t
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