#that shit killed me

[skatingbi]

Im literally going to violently have a breakdpwn at 3 am yall this isnt a joke

#can u tell im going through marineford #that shit KILLED ME #none of yall were exaggerating #im devastated #absolutely heartbroken #idk how im gonna get through the rest of this manga after that #one piece

[sidsinning]

My only experience with Hellsing is the abridged series by TeamFourStar, so for just a minute I was like "Did we watch the same series?!"

OMG THE ABRIDGED SERIES SHDJJDJDKF

NOT A BAD GATEWAY INTO THE REAL THING

#that shit killed me #best abridged series i ever seen #hellsing #ask

[f4llingstrr]

just finished banana fish don't fucking touch me don't come near me what is this

#he must be dreaming smth wonderful #ash x eiji #banana fish #asheiji #what the fuck #I didn't sign up for this #WHAT THE FUCK #I'M IN TEARS #I'VE BEEN STARING AT MY WALL FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES #he had finally decided to get to the fucking airport... #HE HAD THE TICKET TO JAPAN #THEY WOULD'VE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER #I don't think y'all understand #the library lady #that shit killed me #this is heartbreaking wtf #anime #how tf am I supposed to move on #please help

[dels-things]

Bro I’m so pissed rn since ao3 is down i just lost this amazing fic it was a Shindeku and had ex tododeku and at some point Uraraka got arrested PLEASE HELP ME FIND IT I WAS INVESTED

#ao3 #ao3 is down #im losing my fucking mindddd #I just lost one the best fics I’ve ever read #but falling for you will always have my heart #that shit killed me #I’m begging y’all help me find this fic #mha fanfiction #mha #shindeku #Todoroki fucking cheated in the first chapter #he’s a bitch

[myobmaya]

maya: sava can I confide in you with something

sava: oh sure *hangs up*

#that shit killed me #sava is hilarious #sava my twin <3 #mayas mutuals

[lusalemaart]

art dump continued

#something else sexy? i dont have an inkling how to use social media of any kind anymore. its great. #im trying to get these little Shits Doodles outta the way first #tag later #im low key afraid i'll post the same thing twice but at the same time. if i do. so what #lol unrelated mostly but #looking back on my katrielle memo doodles is so funny to me bc #i additionally screenshat the one case so fast #the one that was like. the old lady in the fashion shop #and shes like. deceased. and its like #the darkest Mystery in the entire game itself #yet katrielle has this massive smile on her face with her finger pointed in excitement #and in big bubbly yellow letters it reads #'T H O R A C I C B R U I S I N G' #that shit killed me #esp since i was still like 4 months post rib resection at the time of actually playing it #and god damn that Thoracic Bruising really didnt let up for a really long time i'll tellya that #my flesh was blue for months and months #ok. time to actually tag these. #rotp #botdbs #BEANOS #c-cfk #misc

[chorus-communities]

job interview done im gonna pass out now

#that shit killed me #the manager was lovely and shit but i was so terrified

[lastoneout]

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

#like how fnv lets you run right up to a deathclaw at like lvl one and then you die #it's good #let me do stupid shit and let it have consequences #even if those consequences are just “yeah driving into a gas giant kills you stupid”

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles?? #i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny! #concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking! #(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots) #y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

[musashi]

wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

#panzerfried is killing me is my german shit or is that dog named TANK OF PEACE? #wendys best

[soliusss]

Funniest thing I’ve seen on tiktok are those sigma male boys getting mad that American psycho was written by a gay man and going “well I like fight club better” buddy I’ve got some world ending devastating news for you

#I don’t like fight club #but other people do #gay people on their way to write some of the most relevant popular influencial literature of the 90s #solius posting #this shit also kills me because both of those books have. OVERT homosexual themes and moments

[ubercharge]

#reddit #r/houseplants #this shit . killed me. ngl #kite.img #100k

[starlooove]

Whoever made that tiktok saying Damian looks so happy when he’s with Bruce but Bruce consistently looks like someone just shot a horse in front of him

#I’m dying rn #that shit killed me

[gogoakechi]

#keep hearing all this new shit spotify is adding and it makes me wanna start killing #personal #spotify #edit: @ people asking about videos #at least on mobile itll play the music videos to popular songs and is also rolling out video podcasts #havent looked at them myself but got damm there are ads for it

[blurred-cat]

also JUST Astarion, at some point during the Grymforge bit: "Heroics I understand, leave me out of it but, HeLpinG GnoMes?!?!" My character, a Deep Gnome, staring up at him: "... I dunno how to break this to you but...."

#baldur's gate 3 #''But i AM gnomes'' #that shit KILLED ME #LISTEN MOST of the game is good about acknowledging your RACE #and your CLASS #and your SUBRACE #but every so often there's a Bit #here and there #where it's like #????? excuse me????? #and it makes for good comedy tbh

[mipexch]

I WAS MADE FOR YOU // YOU WERE MADE FOR ME

#ultrakill #earthmover #1000-THR #v1 #violence layer #god. they mean so much to me #what the FUCK is up with the violence layer #theres so much shit. its so good. ohhhmyyy gggggg #their dynamic is insane to me. i cant just make one piece #gen art #object loving object... #weapon4weapon......... #take this comic as you will though #it is meant to be taken both seriously and thematically while also having that. little sprinkle of oh. doomed yaoi/yuri. you get it #by 'i have never wanted anything more' it was mainly to describe v1s instict to take the earthmover down and kill it- #but it can mean whatever you want it to mean