#that their teacher didn’t

[genericruleroftheflies]

Some kids gets mad that their teacher talks about Jack and Ralph’s relationship and dares to entertain the idea of little crushes… and then other students annoyed that isn’t covered (aka me in school lol) is why I can’t be a 9th grade English teacher.

Because like I would love to talk about lord of the flies all day with people just reading the book for the first time. I LOVE doing that. But god I couldn’t take the pressure of like what is and isn’t okay to discuss in school.

Like I’m sorry a lot of required reading books do cover touchy subjects if you get into them. Idk how I would talk about the pig “right up her ass” scene as a teacher… I probably would avoid it at all costs. Even though you could probably talk about the deaths and be okay… idk how far you could go with the “did the boys eat Simon?” question that comes up. And if I couldn’t touch religion they would suck I think that’s part of the book!

But I do think it says a lot about how Golding thought ~boys~ would act in this scenario. And I think that scene is a good clue to the age old question “what would it be like if girls were on the island” because yeah… the pig they kill and then lodge a stick up the ass of for no reason really is a female pig/mother.

#so when I rag on schools and teachers for teaching the book wrong I do also realize they are kind of limited #like maybe they can only look at it as a political allegory #and even that is touchy #I definitely don’t think it should be banned tho #I just don’t like seeing some people complain their teacher suggested Jack and Ralph might like each other and then other people mad #that their teacher didn’t

[atlafan]

#I’m not even leaving an option for none #reblog if you didn’t read any I guess??? shame on your English teachers though #I say that as if I actually read any of these cover to cover lmao #I think the only ones I actually read cover to cover were lord of the flies #of mice and men #wide sargasso sea #night #the canterbury tales #I wish I could make more answers the options should be limitless

[froggtogs]

he probably doesn’t have to do taxes

#i did not have my eye on the time tonight #i was testing out brushes a lot with this as well #thanks to my old teacher for having a really cool instagram and letting me use her pics as reference #uhhhhhh #i didn’t know what to title this so random bs is what you get #yeah #anyways have a great day :) #froggtogs #art #fanart #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #totk link #totk #loz botw #loz totk #totk fanart

[tieflingpride]

Kipperlilly Kettlefucker: I think some students get special treatment with adventures and that’s unfair

The Bad Kids, traumatised from their adventures and are on the verge of being expelled: uh huh yep totally

#four dog names really gotta understand that they didn’t ask for this #kipperlilly copperkettle #dimension 20 #d20 fhjy #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #d20 #also special treatment is on the teachers and not on the kids

[marisatomay]

online buddy of mine (born in 2004) said “i strongly suspect the vast majority of ‘I'll always remember where I was on 9/11’ stories are not true. I simply don't believe that 75% of people were watching the news live at 8:45 in the morning on a Tuesday when the strangest thing happened.” and like. okay. we can talk about the aftermath in the 22 years since 9/11 and the horrific and evil jingoism that ruined countless lives in decades-long wars all we want. but i cannot overstate enough that 1) we still very much had a monoculture in 2001. most americans would watch either the today show or GMA. 2) as soon as that first plane hit every news station in the country was covering it. schools and businesses and break rooms turned on every tv. every radio. anything that had the ability to broadcast the news. (smartphones weren’t a thing. cell phones and the internet existed but they were new and fragile. unreliable. your best bet was still to sit there and watch. or listen.) and we all sat there and watched the second plane hit and the pentagon hit and the towers collapse and flight 93. so, yes: basically everyone who was alive and old enough to form lasting memories in 2001 remembers that day and the coverage. even people who weren’t near a tv or radio in real time remember where they were and what they were doing when they heard the news. they probably even remember the reason why they didn’t hear about it in real time. i was 5 years old in my first week of first grade and i remember it. it was like. the biggest thing to happen in this country since fucking. pearl harbor. bigger. there’s no need to downplay that.

#personally: my school intentionally kept us in the dark and didn’t dismiss us so i didn’t find out until i got home #but we all knew something was up because it was a glorious september tuesday and they cancelled recess to keep us inside #and all of the teachers looked shaken and some kids were picked up by their parents. #i still remember the look on the face of the mom of one of my classmates. we would later find out that her dad (my friend’s grandpa) died. #but they didn’t tell us what was going on and i think they made the right choice. #didn’t want to traumatize thousands children more than necessary. i think they were right. #i still remember exactly where i was and how my parents told us though #and i remember all of the coverage after. all of it.

[tariah23]

aisjsjjensnJAJAJ

#because… we wrote one idiot 😭!!! #I guess wp and nbs just learned that black ppl have our own National anthem and are of course spazzing tf out #just… write one? #yourselves??? if this is such a big deal like kskskskskl #there’s no arguing with racists but this is still funny #I saw a few black folks not know about it but they probably either went to white schools or aren’t from America so they missed out on #having to sing lift every voice and sing for 5 days a week 8 years straight #I only sung it for 7 since my 8th grade teacher didn’t care if we did it or not #I just didn’t feel like standing up sorry and I’m sure her lazy ass didn’t either that’s why she didn’t care lmfao #no wait I did do it for 8 years because my mom made my teacher hold me back in 3rd grade 🗿…. so #crying #you can feel the antiblackness roll off of that ‘s’ #rambling

[lazylittledragon]

i made my first gingerbread house!! it’s a bit of a mess but nothing went wrong so i’m very happy

bonus: the Horrors

#ramble #i won’t lie i thought i’d be better at this #not sure my 3d art teacher would be proud but it’s fine #my brother kept asking why i didn’t just get the kit they make for children but i was already committed

[foldingfittedsheets]

Have you ever wanted to draw something but you fought due to your skill level at the time you decide not to do it

Holy god, yes. Still. My greatest advice is this: if you don’t know what you’re doing, find reference until you do. So many of my art assignments were weeks of planning. We’d do thumbnailing, reference gathering, material studies, all sorts of things before we even tackled the actual rendering.

Often feeling overwhelmed is a result of knowing the vibe of what I want but not knowing the specifics of how to get there. If you have enough reference, if you’ve staged it out, and you practice rendering what you want you can eventually get where you’re trying to go.

#ask ffs #my favorite art teacher would always say that 99% of people who came to him for help it was because they hadn’t thumbnailed #the other 10% didn’t have enough reference #art advice

[ghosttoastx]

I got to draw on a table today :3

#isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #isat loop #in stars and time siffrin #in stars and time loop #my teacher let us write in the table with expo markers #there were more doodles but I didn’t get a picture :( #my art

[sapin7]

Salvation pt. 1 | pt. 2

#art #noe archiviste #vanitas #vanitas no carte #fanart #digital art #comic #there will be vanoe later dw #teacher absolutely dominated this comic #I didn’t plan to draw him THAT much #evil babygirl #the teacher #the shapeless one

[shawakxn]

They’re going on a date ❤️

(Gonna post part 2 soon!!)

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #please ignore the fact that dazai looks like a history teacher #i didn’t notice until the end bruh #soukoku #skk #dazai x chuuya #digital art #my art #also i totally didn’t put chuuya in clothes i wanna wear so f-ing bad wdym

[teastarfall]

Can you imagine the Hunter (Ln2) inviting one of the pale city residents to his cabin for dinner or smth and they just see a whole expanding family of stuffed corpses

i definitely imagined it. wild situation to be in if i say so myself

#to be honest ive had like one too many thoughts about hunter’s taxidermy family #whether or not they’re his family i always thought it was his way to bring back some sorta normality into his life #he probably talks to them and treats them as if they’re still alive… yikes #that’s just my silly hc tho ^_^ #poor teacher probably didn’t talk to hunter for at least a week after that #little nightmares #little nightmares 2 #little nightmares fanart #ln hunter #ln teacher

[lamemummy59]

We’re reading the outsiders in English class and I thought I would draw Johnny and Ponyboy for me English teacher! She is so nice I love her sm………………..

rbs very appreciated!

#the outsiders #the outsiders book #johnny the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #the outsiders ponyboy #my art #digital art #procreate art #this gonna flop so bad but idc it didn’t flip with my cool teacher

[jokrrouttfynn]

Joker Out high school teachers AU

under the cut because it’s a fuck tonne pictures

Jan as - mathematics teacher

Kris as - literature teacher

Bojan as - P.E. teacher

Nace as - science teacher

Jure as - photography extracurricular teacher

#funnily enough no one’s a music teacher #I tried to avoid it #I thought it would have been cliche #Also no fic for now #Maybe some 400 words one shots in the near future? Who knows #Feels free to steal my idea (not the mood boards though pls I worked so hard on them) #joker out #jan peteh #nace jordan #bojan cvjetićanin #bojan cvjeticanin #kris guštin #kris gustin #jure maček #jure macek #didn’t think about making Martin so if you want to feel free to add him #Fynn’s high school AU

[justxellia]

It started as a doodle but look at him now

#kunikida doppo #bsd kunikida #bsd fanart #have I ever fully seen bsd #no but I love him #he didn’t have a interesting backstory because the Ada is his backstory #look at him #bongou stray dogs #he was a math teacher and that must been traumatic because children

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan, 14, after exactly one explanation of how to shave, in which his eyes were glazed over and he seriously considered a gender change so he could backtrack on this specific puberty and try the other one instead, -he heard Stewjoni periods aren’t that bad and he won’t have to upkeep his face every day, how long does it take to cultivate a beard so he doesn’t have to shave again???- takes the razor from his master, disappears into the bathroom, and then appears in the doorway straight outta Qui-Gon’s worst night terrors -the ones that were real and involved waking up to a Padawan having had a vision while still speaking dead languages and asking for flesh holding JUST SAY HUG YOU LITTLE SHIT- and they stare at each other for like twenty seconds straight without blinking before Qui-Gon’s shoulders sag and he lets out a sigh they’re gonna feel in the force all over this temple for days.

‘Where did your eyebrows go?’

‘They were itchy too.’

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #padawan obi wan #was Obi trying to itch without letting go of the razor or did he just decide it was time to go?? #he’ll never tell you you can’t waterboard that one outta him #autistic Obi wan #Qui should have been more specific with him #he’s gonna end up getting facial waxes like once a month till he’s old enough to be trusted with sharp objects #feral Obi wan #my sister and I also get itchy eyebrows #also one year I found an eyebrow clipper and spent the next month with .5 eyebrows #and yes that does mean I only had half an eyebrow on one side #and I don’t wear makeup so no I didn’t try to draw one on #this was in HS god idk why teachers didn’t question my life more lol