#thats a great cat right there

[wizard-worm]

Finally got the hang of the summon familiar spell and this guy showed up, but I'm not sure about his work ethic. Hasn't helped brew a single potion, can't even hold the crystal ball, and his snuggle demands are so hard to keep up with. Still, his vague fishy aroma seems to be helping my telekinetic stamina, so I guess I'll keep him around.

#wizard posting #thats a great cat right there #this is a cat blog now

[cheebuss]

Team Fourtrees 2 except Redclan Spoovy doodles... not canon for the AU or anything but life could be a dream...

#cheez rambles #my art #fanart #fandom character #my design #team fourtrees 2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 spy #spoovy #team fortress 2 #warriors #warrior cats #// their ship name is so so silly it brings me great joy #// I simply think they would get along #// bottom-right is them both watching RED Scout kibby absolutely fuck up the ambush and get rolled by Blueclan's patrol oopsie #russian roulette #<- OH THATS THEIR SHIP NAME LOL

[theokusgallery]

A bunch of sona doodles

#im going to start making myself as unapproachable as possible. people cant harass me if they dont talk to me right. right #this is my middle school mentality. i am regressing to my middle school mentality #anyway pleeeaaaase avoid me like the plague pretty please #this is why people were scared of me in middle school. this is why people were startled when i smiled in middle school #drawing #art #digital #made in ms paint. again #ms paint is good when i just wanna doodle without putting any sort of pressure on myself... #oh also the 'setting myself on fire' bit is from a youtube video #'elmer hates his job'... great video... funny guy... im not going to set myself on fire #persona #sona #oh also me but catboy. of course. which also counts as a sona #also my cat doesnt look like that but i cant draw cats ok. #i have a Lot of sonas. thats the 'this is what my body looks like' one

[hyumjim]

This woman was talking really loudly directly behind me about how she loves dogs and hates cats and I was like Woah there thems fighting words brother! and she’s like Well I just don’t think cats feel love. And she just expects me to not be disgusted by her every second of every day

#good way to eliminate potential friends right off the bat I suppose #I said well every day my cat sits on my chest and stares into my eyes and purrs and she’s like #WHEN I WAS A KID MY GRANDMA SAID CATS SIT ON YOU TO STEAL YOUR SOUL AND I JUST CANT GET OVER IT IM SORRY!!1 #and I was like well you know actually kneading is a behavior from kittenhood and they do it when they’re little to get mothers milk so #it means they think of you as Mommy it’s very sweet #and she’s like OKAY :/ THATS GREAT FOR YOU I GUESS #bitch I will kill myself in front of you #same woman I was bitching abt being unfunny in other post lmaooo

[sesamenom]

the art is Taking Its Time so in the meanwhile here's some things I've been working on

#silm #silmarillion #wip #<- let us hope the WIP Curse does not again befall me #mostly bc one of these is for feanorian week and the other is also for someone #i am trying to tackle feanor into a piece for melestasflight but He Will Not Go #i havent managed to draw him in like three months aaaa #i have so many ideas for him and he does Not Want to cooperate with me #on the other hand lomion is very friendly! #finrod is usually my go to when the characters dont want to work w me #he is very nice and polite #except tol in gaurhoth finrod. he takes so long to draw whyyy #but so far reverse gondolin lomion and idril are super easy to work with so thats great #i have ideas for maglor but right now all he wants to do is this one speicfic au so i'm stuck with that for now #im sorry i promise the maedhros maglor week stuff is still floating in my to do list #but maglor is Demanding his own au #probably after seeing the reverse gondolin one lol #and feanor is hiding in a corner like a feral cat so :/ #not artblock but worse: the *characters* are Busy Experiencing The Horrors and cannot come out today sorry

[im-smart-i-swear]

Well that's an awkward family reunion if ive ever seen one

uh anyway this is like a month old and im not 100% satisfied w/ how it turned out but i dont think i'm going to try and fix it up any time soon so yeah. that's all youre gonna get ig

#my art #my funky guys #the longer i look at this comic the worse it gets so im NOT going to look at it! and im gonna post it anyway! #anyway yeah. eeneks fight or flight response is to run away BUT if they cant do that then theyre gonna BITE. HARD #thats just how it is with them #something is dangerous/uncomfortable/doesnt align with your worldview? avoid it! and i you cant do that? #attack it whithout thinking #great strategy bestie. no notes. flawless plan. youre so smart and mature for that. #zora wasnt going to straight up kill a random kid tho i prommy...... she just wanted to scare and intimidate them into leaving her alone #what she didnt take into account was that the random kid in question is her missing little sibling with the panic response of a feral cat #god you can see that i was still figuring out how to draw zora when i drew this #right now she just looks a bit Wrong in some of these panels lol #also jeez this is so low effort. didnt even make any backgrounds. theyre in the fucking void #oh well at least it exists!! it looking a bit like shit is still better than it not existing at all!!! #i say through gritted teeth

[yuridovewing]

phone died so i couldn't post, but im gonna be like au speculating as i go through these and i want a good amount of them to be Somewhat rooted in canon? and man i gotta figure out whats just the erins being bad at establishing genuine connections between characters and a character genuinely being distant.

anyways is it just me or does bramblestar feel very distant from his children here

#he has a nice talk with alderpaw when he fails to catch anything on day 1 but he feels weirdly emotionless towards them? #i mean im a ''bramble is a bad dad to both litters'' truther but im wondering how much is like intentional #or me just looking too much into things #actually i wont take too many piss shots at the fandom here (too many) #but this person sucks so ill do it real quick. i actually think dr********r's au where brambles a bad dad to alder #is interesting in concept. like hes ashamed of his kid for not being a great hunter so he shoves him in the medicine den #and later into another clan #buuuuuut tbh i dont really like the way they went about it? like bramble berating alder in the den doesnt feel right #bramble is more the passive aggressive type i feel. at least in my au he is #sometimes more aggressive than passive but thats his main form of being towards his family #like. he doesnt physically abuse squilf. but he DOES berate and isolate her #and idk to his kids i guess him being verbally abusive would work for his character? but it doesnt feel right to me #i think if i had to go at that au itd be more like. bramble keeps negging his kid. getting at his skin #not talking to him in public even when alder calls out his name. downplaying his achievements #''oh. you finally caught a mouse. ok. thats good progress i suppose. keep at it'' #idk subtle stuff like that that eats at alder's insecurities over and over and over until he snaps #and THATS when bramble snaps at him. then he pins the blame on alder for snapping first #and then he goes on about how alder is embarassing him and needs to ''go do something else'' #and alder chooses to be a medicine cat on his own but its bc hes been worn down and is ashamed of his skills #rather than him being shoved in the den bc ngl i really dislike the idea that being a doctor is ass #and you go be a doctor when youre a failure at everything #if i had to do it id have alder deciding be one bc he feels like hes horrible at what his dad does #and maybe actually i wouldnt keep him as a medicine cat. idk why i dont like him being one but i dont. maybe ill see why later #but he decides its not for him and goes back to being a warrior without his dad breathing down his neck. #wait i was talking abt the shadowclan au. or he goes to shadowclan instead yippee #avos liveread

[loverboybrightsideghost]

superman's little red underwear supremacy

#that's what i would change my url to if i ever wanted to #bluebird.txt #got twitter recently. people are being stupid on it. #'the trunks ain't cool' NO THEYRE NOT AND THATS WHY THEYRE GREAT #THEYRE AWESOME #YOU WOULDNT HAVE THE BALLS TO WEAR THAT SHIT SOULD YOJ MR TUMBLR USER 6347473 #ALSO HES AWESOME AND SAVES PEOPLES LIVES AND CATS IN TREES AND THE WHOLE EARTH YOU HAVE NO RIGHT #TO CALL ANY PART OF HIM UNCOOL #superman #that person also insulted batman's ears. GIRL HES A BAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT #YOU ARE CRITIZICING A MAN WHO RUNS AROUND DRESSED AS A BAT AND A MAN WHO HAS LASER EYES #RE-EXAMINE YOUR LIFE IF THE UNDERWEAR IS WHAG YOURE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH

[butwilltherebealcohol]

animal death mention & suicide tw

My mother: the cat’s anxiety attacks are too much, I’m putting her down.

Me: oh sure, take away one of the few glimmers of joy I have left AND grant the CAT a “mercy killing” but not me?? fuck you

#personal #tw animal death #cat #tw suicidal #tw mercy death #like she just growls at her tail sometimes its not that deep #like its not great its a problem but. #shes fine around me. shed prob be fine around you if u werent always fuckin yelling at her #but its your cat so fuck me right #idk #maybe im just stupid #probably #thats always the case #i just dont see why *I* cant be put down then #like why does she get the easy out #ive caused WAY more problems and inconvenience than she has #whiskey speaks #Drunk thoughts

[wygolvillage]

since wc's questionable handling of certain relationships is the topic of the day i just want to say. i do not and will never trust thistleclaw fans and i dont care if they "don't consider spottedleafs heart canon". like, why him specifically? answer! quickly!

#outside of spottedleafs heart he is basically a plot device at best to get bluestar to give up her kits #like what are you getting out of him that you cant get out of mudclaw in a more compelling way #thistleclaw fans apparently think hes appealing bc like. snowfur died and he got sad about it and they 'had such a great relationship' #we never even see much of that relationship onscreen at all #and theres no canon evidence afaik that snowfurs death influenced him to become worse. like at all. thats fanon #and if you actually want a character who was impacted by grief to become a more aggressive and territorial morally grey cat #CLEAR SKY IS RIGHT THERE AND HES COMPELLING AS FUCK #WHAT IS THE APPEAL OF THISTLECLAW. LIKE AT ALL. HES A NOTHING CHARACTER IF YOU DONT PUT SH INTO ACCOUNT #AND AN ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING ONE IF YOU DO CONSIDER IT CANON

[goji-pilled]

MK-S: Another Dark Souls update: those guys and cat(s) behind the artirious door seal are kicking my butt, so I left that area to do other things. Finally got that armor set you mentioned, but I haven’t taken the time to look it over. (Plus I’ve already gotten rather attached to a set of +1/2 Knight armor.)

Killed a black knight in the basin, and found the Valley of Drakes…yeah, drakes made a unanimous decision to inform me that I was to go find something else to do.

BlightTown was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Just had to be a bit cautious (and was occasionally punished when I wasn’t). It helps that I found a ninja set with high toxin/poison resistance, and that I’ve killed enough shrubs that I had plenty of purple moss and some purple flowering moss handy. I did consult a wiki map though. Get this: I crossed a moving bridge, grabbed a humanity, decided it was best to use it to kindle a nearby bonfire, did so, when back, only to discover that the humanity was the only thing down that path. So I had to cross the moving bridge back. Dang, those things are risky if you’re not paying attention.

Imagine my surprise at finding a second entry into the new Valley of Drakes. (Oh and I got the second fire keeper soul.) Then my surprise when I end up in the new lando ruins just below firelink, and right next to the elevator. I love shortcuts. (Also, it’s funny when you realize that more than half the game/story could be skipped if your character could just break doors or rusty iron gates. “Slay a dragon?” Easy. “Break a door down?” Impossible.)

Killed Quelaag on my first try! Woohoo! Second bell rung and dang Frampt is terrifying to see where a puddle used to be. But I’m ecstatic that I finally unlocked the Dark Souks garbage disposal: my storage box was getting full of junk.

MK-S: Just a quick note on a missed development opportunity in Dark Souls: I know that there’s the female merchant who sells curse stones that also sells a single Humanity. I think it would have been neat if it was her Humanity that she was selling, and after buying it, who knows? Maybe she’d go hollow or something, not having realized how vital what she sold was. And it could have been a trap for unsuspecting players who just go “oh, valuable” and buy it without a second thought, or a more through glance at the item description.

Glad to hear your're progressing well!

And uhm. Yeah. The actual forest past the door isn't an area you need to reach yet if my memory doesn't let me down rn. Same goes for the area with the small dragons oof

#felix answers #however if you wanna make your life easier #once you do have to through the forest tho #right when you enter and walk along the cliff youll come to structure/bridge #(past some humans) #walk in and there will be a talking cat which you can make a vow(?) eid(?) with #you know what i mean #if you do that then the humans wont attack you anymore as long as youre part of that group #(you can still switch just dont try going to them when youre not in it tbh) #if youre in it you also get a new merchant for weapons #who sells a great katana thats called something with u #(uchigana? idk anymore) #ive been using that one together with some other weapons #as it is a pretty quick weapon which i like! #but you do you #dbaldhks

[watch-out-it-bites]

Agh......

#me currently right now exactly at this time #i am enamored by the show my little siblings are watching #it has awful pacing and very interesting voice acting?? but the outfits are so cute and the concept is adorable? #like the voice actors are so blank and lifeless and then others are weirdly emotional in the wrong way?? like the lifeless ones just sound #like theyre being sarcastic so #theres just this incredibly sarcastic cat that isnt 8ntended to be sarcastic and its GREAT #and theres this other character thats so cruel to the other?? and just mean?? and also #theyre trying to save this animal on the verge of dying and its like #'Rhen oh no we will save you' no pauses just in this monotone weirdly happy voice? AND ALSO THE MORALS OF THE STORIES DONT LINE UP #its a really cute show concept but WOW. how odd. #also theyre very enunciated and like #'Do you need help?' 'oh no i dont im just a bit dizzy' they proceed to take the help #also the singing is terrible its great #a majority of this stuff could be explained with OH MY GOD #THIS CHARACTER TALKS LIKE #'Oh no🤯 Where did Daisy Go?! 😗 Oh No! Where is Everyone' #'Theyre not inside Either 🙀' just like. the weirdest spots to emphasize #i wonder what was going on in their minds... #'Ill use my powers to go into Wandy's mind..' #'How strange- Everything looks black.' #by the way im being generous when i add punctuation. they literally talk with no stop. #The fucking. voice actor change for the song. and its still not good. #god thats hhilarious #they should let me voice act for them i would do so good #anyways now we're watching centaurworld instead of. whatever that was

[biteapple]

FINALLY got groceries for the first time in awhile today and like half the stuff i got was cleaning supplies. thank god. ive been using hand sanitizer from the food bank to clean its been awful. i just wiped my kitchen counters down big time and i plan on spending tomorrow tiding up and doing some deep cleaning. ive been needing it

also i got stuff to make chocolate chip cookies (my favorite)(simple but loving) and i got some nice ramen i've been wanting to try (premium shin gold with chicken broth) .. im excited

#next time i wanna try the mushroom & tofu one they have ... it's not crazy expensive but $8 for 4pack of ramen is pretty expensive to me #i also hit up the nice pet store thats right next to the groceries store before going in for groceries and got special pet messes cleaner #and its honestly REALLY nice this shit is great. im so happy ive been looking for a really good pet messes cleaner #outside of my apartment is like ?? oil stains on the concrete from previous tenants #(my neighbor told me people used to throw their trash outside and let it sit there for awhile so it seeped out and got into the 'crete) #and online i heard of this trick of taking dish soap and soaking it on there and then using clay cat litter to pull it up and out #so i bought a really cheap bag of cat litter on this trip and im gonna try it #in junction with some old dish soap that guy who gave me a buncha stuff from his storage gave me for some reason #i didnt wanna use that dish soap for like actual dishes or my hands etc cause it feels gross and its old & opened and half used #and liquid soap cant self-sanitize so ... #and the other cleaning stuff he gave me i had to trash cause some of it was REALLY gross but the dish soap LOOKS normal #so im gonna use it all up on this just to try. better than tossing it out. not sanitary enough for my plates but fine for the concrete #if it doesnt work i might go out and get professional concrete degreaser from home depot if it isnt too expensive #or i'll TRY and get maintenance to take care of it lol. im not sure they'll bite for cleaning that up tho #i just hope i dont get a ''WHAT ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DOING!?'' kinda thing from maintenance for putting that on there

[gikairan]

I debated whether I should buy Inquisition on Playstation, so at least I can try and play it on the sofa

Its £4.99, but I kinda dont want to buy the game again. Especially as i dont know how well playing it on controller works for me

..... Well today, thanks to something at work, I've ended up with a free £25 PSN voucher....

......... and nothing to spend it on ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

#i already had £11 of PSN monies i didnt know i had lol #i dont want this to just roll over into a new year of PSPlus.... #i can play the other 2 games on a laptop with a touchpad #its not great but its doable #inquisition is.... a lot more complicated.... i dont recommend trying it on a touchpad #i would consider finally buying the cat game but its not on offer right now and £25 feels too Expensive for a game thats like... #6 hours max.... #so im hoping when the post-christmas sale starts on PSN itll be cycled in

[dradrianmilk]

Great dreamling dynamic is dream sees hob for the reunion in 2021 and he just.. cant leave. Cant get himself to leave and wait another 100 years. Hob is so excited he even gets to have another meeting and he nearly dies for real when dream just kinda follows him upstairs at the end of the night like a stray cat! Hob is trying so incredibly hard to not make a big deal over it afraid of another 1889 even if his stranger seems so different now... they continue their meeting in hobs living room sitting next to one another on a small couch and dream brings his now socked feet up on the couch to hold his legs to his chest and hob bites his tongue so he doesnt tell this powerful supernatural force that he looks so fucking cute right now. Hob will extend this meeting as long as he can but hes ready to pass out hes so tired. Dream catches him yawning and instructs him to go to bed but hob is stalling trying anything to get his stranger to stay. Its ends up hob falls asleep despite his best efforts and wakes up in his own bed, bittersweet that he got to see his stranger again but accidentally cut their meeting short... he hopes dream will still come around for 2089 instead of now waiting until 2121. Dream is still on his couch. He turns to look at hob when he exits his room and gives a slow blink. Hob is so fucking confused but he rolls with it with a grin and prepares them a big breakfast and dream can feel the love and affection pouring out of the cup of tea alone. Its exactly like feeding a stray cat, because he keeps coming back.

The more affection hob gives dream the more often dream comes around. Hob is so glad this is the case because he has so many hugs to give and having dream as a regular fixture in his life now is one of the best things thats ever happened to him. Hes waiting at their table for hob to get home from work every day now and when hob kisses him for the first time dream cant stand to be apart from him for more than about 4 hours at a time before a near cataclysmic breakdown. Hob doesn’t get scared off, not in the slightest. He quite enjoys the obsessive focus in fact because his own all encompassing adoration for dream seems less creepy in comparison.

Coworker: uh hey whatcha got there??

Hob, holding hands with dream for the past 12 hours straight: a smoothie.

#dreamling #dream x hob #hob × dream #morpheus x hob #hob x morpheus #hob gadling #dream of the endless #doctors notes #text

[wetpapert0wel]

lil vent </3

#*admirez the tape job i did on the peeling pleather on my chair 2 detract from being scolded 4 bathing one of the cats <3* #there might still be some soap on the cat .... which feels bad....but i dont think its enough to hurt him. #i also gave him so many treats. hes likely gonna get an upset tummy. #and my brother was firm but not harsh. which is great bc im used to him yelling at me for shit lmao. #ig its rejection dysphoria lmao........... #i feel fuckin Stupid tho. #unrelated: boy howdy. thos guys were right. it rly is harder 2 cry on t #i rly want to cry. and i can feel my eyes warm up & i feel the knot in my chest but like. nothing's happening.? #related lol: the cat has forgiven me. he rubbed against me & let me pet him. #and im sure my brother & s-i-l are only irritated or frustrated and not like. furious. they dont rly give off that vibe...... #But I Still Feel Awful And Dumb And Shitty #like........it is. at the very least. 90% ok. #i broke the cat's collar. but i fixed it well enough. so that's a plus. and again the cat forgave me. so thats another plus. #i pbb shouldnt feel as awful as i do. but here i am. #orignaletti