#thats gonna be enough i think hee hee

[tianhai03]

i cant remember if ive ever properly posted my resident evil stuff here. anyway since there’s no official re capcom cafe art yet, i decided to take matters into my own hands and draw chibi carlos and leon <333

#why these two in particular you might ask? well. theyre my favs thats why KJDFHSKDHA #ik i didnt replicate the style 100% correctly but they look cute so thats good enough for me tee hee #resident evil #carlos oliveira #leon s. kennedy #allyart #i wonder if someone's gonna somehow think this is official. lmao #id be very flattered if someone mistakes this as official stuff i think

[lovinenha]

enhypen hyung-line shower sex drabbles

warnings. smut, shower sex, pervert jake

that’s all the warnings i can think of atm so lemme know if i’ve missed any!

authors note. 200 almost 300 followers, special drabble!!! this took so long and for what but i just finished this instead of one of my final assignments.

Heeseung

Soapy boobs? Soapy boobs. Heeseung wants to fuck you anytime anywhere but seeing the photo you sent of your tits covered in bubbles, the sprint from the practice room to your apartment had never felt longer. He stormed into the bathroom barely taking all his clothes off before stepping into the shower, “And what do I owe the pleasure of you joining me Hee?”

He glares into your eyes before reaching down to your still soapy chest, “You know what you did.” He plays around with your tits as he kisses you harshly, pressing you into the wall by your throat. When he finally pulls away there’s a trail of spit coming from your mouth as he wipes it away he pushes his thumb into your mouth. You moan at the action when he whispers “For your little stunt im gonna fuck your tits okay darling?” It wasn’t a question.

He slowly lowers you down to your knees, his cock resting on his abdomen, you’re still looking up at him as you push your tits together and he starts to fuck them. It wasn’t too long before he pulled away, “Fuck wait a second,” he quickly grabs the soap you use and lathers your tits creating the soapy look from the photo.

“Fuck thats more like it, keep going darling.” He doesn’t last too much longer, the friction from the soap and your boobs making it hard for him to stay sane. His hand grips your chin making you look up at him as he groans and cums all over your chest when you make eye contact. His hand is still connected to your jaw, you stand back up and pull him into a kiss, “So that’s a yes for more photos of me in the shower?”

Jay

“Why won’t you let me suck you off.” You almost demanded it from your boyfriend. Jay has never let you suck or jerk him off. It's always he’s pleasuring you or you start touching him and within two seconds you’re on all fours being pounded. So you had a plan to sneak up on him in the shower. It sounded simple enough but he’s way stronger than you so you knew you had to make it good. You slowly creep into the shower behind him and hug him from behind startling him.

He grabs your hand that rests on his stomach, “Don’t do that baby,” he whines his hands caressing yours. You rub your face into his back and tell him about how bad your day was and for him to tell you about his. As he talks, your hands slowly wander down towards his dick. His voice wavers for a moment before stopping “What do you think you’re doing baby.” You pull yourself off him and he turns around to you.It was time to pull out the big guns.

“Jay, I told you my day was horrible. The only thing that could make it better is if you let me jerk you off right now.” you whine at him putting on the best show before he let out a sigh. Finally a win. He drops his hand and you grab him by the waist leaving little to no room between you to start stroking him. Little by little you edge jay closer.

He puts both hands on the wall behind your head trapping you into a kiss as you continue stroking him. He whispers into your mouth “I'm gonna cum.” You get down onto your knees not missing the opportunity for his cum in your mouth. He slaps his cock against your tongue as he cums, filling your mouth.

Jake

“You know you don’t have to sneak outside my shower anymore right baby?” When you and Jake were just roommates he thought he was stealthy enough that he could watch you shower and you wouldn’t notice. You noticed every time. Although you played dumb because it was cute at first, the more it went on and on and he still didn’t end up asking to fuck you caught you off guard. You thought because of him being a shower perv he might just fess up that he liked you but alas Jake played the long dumb game of “I don’t like you, we’re just roommates”.

Until one day you caught him in the act. You can remembered he looked so cute fucking into his hand with his eyes closed and suddenly took his hand off. This was the perfect opportunity for you to reach out and continue jerking him off. He was scared shitless by the reaction so hilarious to you as he jumped away from behind the shower trying to cover himself up as he gawked at you. Before you knew if the two of you were fucking in the shower, on the sink, on the wall. Name it and you’ve had sex there.

Jake sometimes likes to recreate the past by perving on you in the shower. “Come here you perv.” You say dragging him inside and into a kiss. His hand runs up and down your body as you soak in the water. His hands push you against the wall, the water running down you both as he slowly fucks into you. Cautiously lifting your leg around his waist before roughly fucking you against the wall. Let’s just say your neighbour knows his name.

Sunghoon

You and Sunghoon showering together was a normal occurrence. Whether it be a bad day at work for you or a late night for him at dance practice, you two could come together for a short time before doing it all over again tomorrow. They’re normally relaxing, you wash his hair, he washes your body but sometimes, just sometimes he swears, he needs to jerk off. It’s not his fault you’re beautiful especially as the water runs down your body the soap suds from where his hands have run all over your body are barely there.

Just whenever you turn around to wash your hair facing away from him. As you soap up your hair he watches the water drop down your body and he takes in the view of your ass as suddenly he’s hard. They’re quick strokes. He's kinda embarrassed that you washing your hair has turned him on this much. it’s not until he’s close enough to the edge that you turn around and see him, “Are you seriously jerking off right now, i’m washing my hair,” his eyes pull the best desperate look he can muster before you roll your eyes.

Maybe in other people's relationships that would mean no, go away, you’re annoying me. While sometimes you wish it did in yours but you let Sunghoon push you against the tiles as he fucks his cock against your body. His tip barely grinding against you, the lewd scene isn’t that terrible until you meet his eyes for the second time. Somehow they’re even more desperate than before drooping, down to look all over your body as he jerks his hips and lets out small whimpers.

The one hand that steadies himself on you is gripping your breast, his head lays on your shoulder as he whispers “I'm gonna cum, please, can I come?” you think about it for a minute or two sunghoon lets out a louder whine this time before you let him cum all over you. His voice breaks, his grip on you feels harder as he releases all over your stomach. He takes deep breaths before looking up at you again and kissing you whispering into your mouth thank yous.

You wait till he’s almost recovered before your hand slaps his ass and it lets out a squelch from the water “Alright shows over wash my hair.” He lets out a laugh before turning you around and washing the suds out.

#enhypen smut #enhypen suggestive #enhypen hyung line #enhypen #lee heeseung #lee heeseung smut #lee heeseung suggestive #park jay smut #park jongseong smut #jay enhypen #jay enhypen smut #jake sim #jake sim smut #sim jake smut #sim jake #park sunghoon #park sunghoon smut #park sunghoon suggestive #park sunghoon enhypen

[harufluff]

things enhypen say

warnings - minor cursing

genre - fluff, enhypen x gn!reader, established relationship au

wc - about 100 words per member.

reblogs and comments are highly appreciated.

bolded is reader - txt version

yang jungwon

"y'know, i feel happier when i'm with you."

"i like how your eyes twinkle." "twinkle?" "mhm, they shine like stars."

"what was your favorite part of the day?" "all of it with you."

"YOII" "what?" "nothing..."

"i'm just gonna steal these...thank you..."

"you're like my pillow. nice and soft."

"i think my parents will like you." "really?" "uhmm alrigh- OW"

lee heeseung

"wanna come play with me and the boys?"

"why do you look so emo?" "what? i always dress like this." "yea. emo." "you're the one dating an emo then."

"you're stupid." "yea i know." "well now i feel bad. ok you're really smart, and cute"

"it's time to wake up, the earth says hello"

"you can go to bed if you want? no?? ok then, you can stay here."

"your finger is so cute." "what the heck hee." "what!! its true!!"

park jay

"crap i'm in love." "my ramyeon is good, right?" "with you." "..." "*chuckles*"

"is my brain playing tricks on me, or are you actually this pretty?" "you're so cheesy...i am this pretty"

"gold or silver wedding band. what do you think?"

"let's move in together"

"if i die, what would you do?" "die." "NO"

"thank you for not making fun of me like the boys do."

sim jake

"c'mon smile, or don't whatever you want. youre pretty anyway."

"why are you looking at me?" "it's impossible to look away."

"don't be a stranger, ok?"

"is that my shirt?!" "uhm, yea?" "wait no!- just keep it."

"pinky swear you'll stay?"

"cmere, you!! give me a damn kiss already!!"

park sunghoon

"i think im different with you than with the boys..." "oh really?" "mhm. its like i'm a rock with them, and i'm cotton candy with you."

"feels like the first time."

"thank you." "for what?" "just for being here"

"stop that, you're making me blush. i look weird when my face is red" "you look adorable when your face is red" "shut up"

"cuddle attack!!" "oh fuck"

"why aren't we dating?" "WERE NOT DATING???!!" "no we are i was just wondering why we didn't before, cause i was head over heels for you since day one."

"i love you." "i love me too."

kim sunoo

"there it is!! there's my favorite smile!!"

"wake up sleepyhead. its time for a new day with your lovely boyfriend"

"i feel comfortable with you." "why is that?" "because i can be myself. i don't have to act a certain way or anything. i'm just me."

"i like your pj's" "thanks!! they're yours..." "well not anymore. now they're yours."

"mint chocolate or me." "mint chocolate." "thats what I thought." "WAIT WHAT- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENDED AND I COMFORT YOU WITH HUGS AND KISSES"

"let's make a fort, the watch movies together, and then eat ice cream."

nishimura riki

"hugs" "hugs what?" "hugs please"

"your voice is like music to me." "that's so cheesy." "i know, jake hyung told me to say it to you."

"c'mon it'll be fun!!"

"lets go get bungeoppang together." "can we hold hands?" "that was a given."

"were literally a cliche. nerd in love with popular." "I'M NOT A NERD" "i never said you were the nerd." “ohhhhhhh…that’s sweet, my nerd”

"stay for a while. it hasn't been that long." "it's been 5 hours" "not long enough."

©Harufluff 2023 | Do not copy, repost, or claim any of my works.

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[skribblezcorner]

HELLO AGAIN!!1111!!!! based off of @bidisastersanji's post about Sanji not being able to sit like a normal person (its cause hes a homo). i kind of took the hc and ran w it but thats okay hee hee

Also from Law's pov bc i love him so much and i wanted to try!! hope yall enjoy!!!!!!!!&!%@^#&^(!*#^$W yeah

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Law prides himself on being a very observant person.

It seems he wasn't looking hard enough when he made the mistakes that led him here, sulking under an umbrella on the deck of Luffy's ship.

After Dressrosa, Law was never supposed to see his crew again. That plan was thrown out the window by a certain straw-hatted pirate, and now he's hitching a ride to Zou with this absolute circus that is Luffy's crew.

It's been a week since Law came aboard, and the more he looks, things get weirder and weirder. Specifically, their chef.

The first time they met, the man was well-mannered, minus his attitude towards women and cigarette habit. However, Law finds him ever more strange after every interaction they have on the Sunny.

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The first time Law notices something off is when he happens on Sanji in the galley. He understands being awake in the wee hours of the night, but not like this.

Law finds the man still fully dressed in his three-piece at three in the morning, sitting - no, crouching - on his chair and poring over a cookbook. His cigarette dangles loosely from his mouth as he mutters something unintelligible to himself and brings his knees together to rest his chin on top of them.

What the fuck, Law thinks, and as if the chef heard his internal monologue, a blonde head whips around to face him standing at the door.

Sanji's wide-eyed, slightly disheveled face stares back at him, and his neck is uncomfortably craned so he can look directly at Law. The pair look at each other awkwardly, and after a moment of silence he just...closes the door.

This is not Law's ship. It is none of his business, and he will go back to the men's quarters to sleep.

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This keeps happening the longer Law stays on Luffy's ship, and every day he notices how rarely the Sunny's resident cook takes a break. In addition to that, he also can't help but notice exactly how Sanji chooses to rest.

Whether he's chatting with Robin in the library the lawn or napping with the swordsman on the lawn, it's always with one leg up on the seat, both slung over the back of a chair, or contorted into a position that shouldn't be humanly possible.

Law finds it mildly concerning, but no one else on the crew seems to mind when Sanji stops bustling for half a second and decides to perch himself somewhere (not unlike a gargoyle, Law thinks), so he leaves it alone.

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Once, he spots the chef sleeping on deck with Zoro, but... upside down. As in, the swordsman is leaning on the mast and Sanji is resting his feet on Zoro's shoulders while his back is on the ground. It looks extremely uncomfortable. He also spots Zoro crack open his eye to peer down at the man, before closing it with a very resigned expression on his face and a light dusting of pink on his cheeks.

Again, this is not his ship and Law most certainly does not want to open that can of worms right now. He leaves the two in peace and hopes they figure it out by themselves.

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ik its not the best but this has been in my drafts for like a week and if i dont post it now im gonna forget about it for like three months so... you guys can have it yeah !! i didn't proofread this either so please lmk if there are mistakes

ANYWAYS Spawned a brand new hc that bc Sanji was locked up for like 5 years he had to teach himself stuff and develops the muscle memory for it wrong and just self-corrects in front of other ppl after learning the right way to do it. i might explore that in a longer fic at a later date, we'll see.

ALSO!!!! by popular demand(read: one person) im gonna start posting on my ao3 soon. Im under SkribblezCorner over there and all my zosan ficlets will be compiled into a series soon! watch out for that yall

#trafalgar law #vinsmoke sanji #roronoa zoro #nico robin #idk shes mentioned so #sanji being a strange little man #zosan if you squint #black leg sanji #ficlet #help i need sleep #sanji brainrot

[variablejabberwocky]

started watching delicious in dungeon/dungeon meishi (sp?). or as i like to call it

~*AUTISM COOKING DUNGEON*~

dear god y'all have undersold this to me. and like i get it. spoilers and all that. but holy shit

our boy isn't like... "tee-hee little-bit of autistic, just a smidge" like you were all making me think. no no. no, this guy is DEEPLY autistic. we're talking "normally we only give THIS much autism to aliens and robots" kind of autism. the "i need an allistic translator for my social fubars" autism (rip your sister dude). the "i learned a thing! so now im not gonna shut up about it for at least an hour" autism.

and they gave this to THE ONE SINGULAR HUMAN IN THE PARTY. this guy is a HUMAN FIGHTER/KNIGHT-type that is like the MOST BORING/NORMIE shit in a d&d style setting. that is "why are you even playing a fantasy game?" level of normie shit.

and THAT is who gets to be The Party Freak(tm)

i love it. completely unironically/unsarcasticly i love it. they took the "that much autism isn't human anymore" bullshit thats so prolific its basically a trope and went NOPE FUCK THAT NOISE

what i find unforgivable though is that none of you mentioned he's a Kronk too.

boy sounds SO SO STUPID but is so so smart when you actually listen to what the fuck he's on about now (and think on why he's on about it right then). he's a big tank (literally in the fantasy class sense) that just wants to help everyone and do his little special interest shit on the side. and it is on the side because the other two seem like they had no idea it was more than trivia until he didn't have to help micromanage a massive party. like this shit has clearly been on repeat in his brain in the background for A WHILE but he was so busy helping/keeping everyone alive it got shoved aside of his outward behavior unless it was useful. he is a lovable dorky himbo and NONE of you mentioned this.

anyway, i'm also loving the way this whole show is basically only like this because him and senshi are vibing on the same wavelength and the other two are basically just along for the ride to save their friend/part member

the whole thing has a Green Eggs and Ham kind of thing going on with it too. but like...environmentalist about it? like it was more subtle about the whole "hey maybe work WITH your current environment rather than against it" bit and then we found out what senshi normally does and subtlety just went right out the fucking window on that front.

i'm also liking the way it both explores the horrors of dying in a world where being brought back to life is common, while also kind of...poking fun at it? like its reminding me of a thing i heard something like "the difference between comedy and tragedy is how far from it you are" kind of concept.

like they are so fucking ... how the fuck do you spell it blase? with the little "/" over the e. that. the story is so bland in how it handles how people came back from horrific deaths and yet when the characters have to face things that remind them of their own it gets heartbreaking very quickly. but like...chillchuck. goddamn. we get just enough from his perspective that its harrowing but the way its shown to us the reader/viewer is like a comedy skit

cause like...its both.

these guys keep dying/nearly dying to THE. SAME. FUCKING. SHIT.

mage elf is slimebait, chillchuck is basically Dungeon Canary with an emphasis on mimics, and himbro over here is gonna get himself killed trying to pet/eat a new monster no one else knows about at some point. probably why his sister seems to have specialized in healing magic.

i know the fandom is thinking once they get his sister back that she's gonna be Just Like Him but i think it would be much funnier AND more 'realistic' if they were classic autism-adhd alliance but siblings about it. like him being better at staying on a task and her being better at navigating social cues and shit. and both of them with their own little special interest energy. i'm betting her's is magic. and thats why even magic elf is like "omg shes so good at magic i'm no where near that level" about it. i mean its also the lesbianism but there IS more to that than thirst from what i've seen.

anyway i'm 6 episodes into what seems to be 12 available on netflix and i'm already hooked. might have to see if i can get my hands on the manga or something too

#autism cooking dungeon #spoilers #just in case #and no i DON'T remember most of their names yet #i am TERRIBLE with names #i'll get there eventually but eh

[onlyjaeyun]

y/n would want to name it after her to honor her, saying she's the only good parent out of all four of their parents. Y/n would visit her grave after Hee proposes to her to let her know and thank her for raising such an amazing and wonderful man; visits her grave as well when she finds out she's pregnant even before telling Hee since she would have asked her for help on how to tell him if he was alive, and just telling her grave soothes her enough so she's ready to let Hee know.

Hoon would do that, and Hee would break down and like imagine if y/n was pregnant with a boy at the same time, and Hee just loses it and he can't keep the secret anymore and he lets it drop that he and y/n were gonna do the same thing with their son and name it after Hoon.

Their boys would be born like two weeks apart and I just imagine them both getting the Park genes and looking so alike, they would just run around pranking people pretending to be each other. Like Hee and y/n collect their kid from a birthday party at Hoon's house and they don't realize until they get home due to the little boy giggling in the backseat that Hee and Hoon's sons switched spots, and you brought Hoon's son home; meanwhile Hoon is none the wiser at his house since he still currently has like 20 kids waiting to be picked up, and had Hee not noticed the two would have gotten away with it too, at least until later that afternoon.

Hoon will be the PTA dad, like I just envision it, he's the president of the pta and talks Hee into being the vice president of the pta with him, all the mom's join the pta for them, the school has record numbers of pta involvement due to the president and vice president.

the way the first part made me cry so much because she really would do all of that and always tell heeseung how much of a mother she was to her as well so honoring her is the least she can do to show her gratitude and appreciation. every milestone they reach they'd spend at her grave just telling her about it and most of the time seung just can't get a word out so it's y/n doing the talking. right before he proprosed he went to visit her grave and "showed" her the ring (it's her own wedding bad incorporated in a new one) and he'd cry so much at the thought of her missing such important days but y/n always plans the visit to her grave in on their big days like the day of their wedding, the day they go home with the babies, graduation and so on.

AND YES. i think sunghoon would feel so honored because it'd just show him what he means to his two favorite people and how important he is to the point they'd name their child after him. heeyn decides to fo with the hoon part so they'd have a mini-hoonie running around at all times and it'd never fail to make sunghoon smile when he hears rhem call his nephew his nickname :(

AND PLS NOT THEM SWITCHING PLACES THATS JUST SO THEM 😭😭😭 like by the time the boys are five ning and yn know they gave birth to carbon copies of their husbands (personality wise, appearance wise they're all park genes) and it's the best thing ever bc they'd have the same exact dynamics as heehoon and every time their dads woukd do smth the boys would instantly copy it URGH IM CRYINGGGG🥺🥺🥺🩷

and oh my GOD YES MFLENFLENE😭😭 at one point people genuinely think heehoon run the parent teacher associations and they'd be super busy in their jobs yet always make time for pta meetings and events, inlove it sm your brain is such a sexy bundle of nerves

#; mailbox 📬 #; poison

[un-pearable]

season 7: the thoughts continue

i feel like the quantity and quality of brief stupid & irrelevant team exchanges went up and i am SO here for it. jay has redeemed his poor choices from last season purely by virtue of being part of 50 to 75% of these, for the record. this has been so extremely enjoyable i dont even know where to begin.

the concept of the "hands of time" being twins with symmetrical time powers is honestly. so cool and even if the execution was mid i am still so Extremely glad this exists. because its very cool. i do wish they had better designs though usually the ninjago designs are. well most of the time theyre not spectacular but they're generally fine. these guys are ugly tho.

the snake dudes / one dudette whose names escape me at the moment annoyed me. i dont like them. also why is it that 1) they gave the snake girl titties. real question. i dont think she needs tits made of snakes. stop it and 2) there was only 1 (one) girl. where are my useless female grunts !!!!!

so many time puns. too many time puns. infinite time puns. you can watch my sanity wear away in real time. NO WAIT I SAID TIME DAMMI

^ responding to a message unrelated to ninjago

honestly. okay im gonna be blunt i am very disappointed in this season mainly because i was hoping to get like. sibling foils and stuff COME ON WE'VE GOT THREE DIFFERENT SIBLING PAIRS HERE . WE'VE GOT TIME BROTHERS WHOSE NAMES ALSO ESCAPE ME. WE'VE GOT KAI AND NAYA. WE'VE GOT WU AND GARMADON. AND THESE TERRIBLE WRITERS COULDNT EVEN GIVE ME ONE PAIR OF FOILS. COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

anyways yeah no i am very very disappointed. three pairs. Three of them. and not a single foil in sight. like man why'd you even bother. its like they wanted to do something with them all being siblings but couldnt think of anything past them all being siblings. yknow. its like "ohh wow kai and naya are fighting those time guys !! oh huh what? you mean we should have some thematic or narrative reason for this? ah screw that they're both sibling pairs thats good enough" NO ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. ITS NOT

regarding kai and naya it also annoys me because we didnt really get much of them bonding as siblings because 80% of it was about their parents, who i am ALSO supremely disappointed in, even if im not particularly surprised. like . ok . ok ok. head in hands. they just Left kai and naya because time brother #1 (whose name again escapes me), who, notably does not have any more elemental powers, said "haha im gonna kill them" despite the fact that BOTH of them were there and definitely could've taken him out, and instead decided to go help him build weapons for him to take over ninjago with. for real. really. Really . like MAN at least if they were evil that woudlve been INTERESTING. come ONNNNNNNN. come on. come onnnnnn screw that. and then all kai and naya got this season was "oh wow epic our parents are still here. ok well since the writers arent going to do anything interesting with that we're all gonna be buddy buddy now. tee hee"

really annoyed with wu this season btw. take this discord screenshot that encapsulates my thoughts pretty well

like okay i dont hold him not telling anybody anything at the beginning of the season against him too much because like thats the beginning of the next tacked on season that the authors had not originally had plans for and whats a ninjago season if it doesnt start with wu saying "there's something i havent told you yet" + usually they're stories that he could've reasonably thought wouldn't have become relevant again, but this is just unacceptable. bro get a grip if their master dies out of nowhere when they weren't expecting it then methinks it will distract them. just a little bit.

also this

the ninjago timeline is honestly a joke. its like . MAN it doesnt even begin to make sense its like wu and garmadon's dad is a sort of demigod who created the whole world but also they're only 80 years old and apparently ancient ninjago was 40 years ago and lloyd fits into this picture. somehow. (????????????????????????????) because to say it is terribly unclear when garmadon went full deranged is. well. an understatement of the century. and . yknow what why am i even bothering, honestly. whatever. who cares (me i do)

i didnt like. dislike the season but this one really suffered from a lack of a coherent vision. most of the season kind of felt like they did nothing and WAIT I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT THE DAY OF THE DEAD SPECIAL. IM SO MAD I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT COLE BEING A GHOST NOW. AND THEN THEY DIDNT. NOT AT ALL. NOT EVEN LIKE A PROPER IDENTITY CRISIS OR ANYTHIGN. THEY FIXED IT IN A SPECIAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A SPECIAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay that aside. im glad pixal has something to do now instead of just being inside zane's brain. good for her good for her.

im also SO glad they didnt just undo the whole arc with the reversing time blade. thank the lord above i was half expecting them to despite the fact that they literally just did that Last Season. also also i LOVE jay's mom she showed up for .4 minutes, was terribly annoying, and i love it. i love her. i want more annoying women in media please and thank you you can really tell she's jay's mom. i want them to meet so bad.

btw lloyd deserves such a break. he needs it. he should go on vacation or something let everybody else figure it out. they'll probably die without him but idk he needs it. actually speaking of, this was my takeaway from this season

also question about the reversing time blade. theoretically if you punch a recently deceased corpse with it could you bring them back to life?

and, on a final note, take this

THE THOUGHTS ARE VERY MUCH WELCOME

the goofiness the ninja deserve. if the show isn't at least 45% silly character interactions by runtime it isn't even ninjago anymore.

they are!!! they are such a great concept. execution mixed and yeah the designs are. lacking. but once again they knock it out of the park with the show's concepts. notwithstanding the snitties.

i see my pun riddled future. i live in excited fear of it. you are also the funniest person on the planet adksfjds

mhm. mhhhm. what i wouldn't give for this show to figure out what they're doing with the character foiling bc half the time its got a good start but fumbles bc time/medium constraints but 99% of the show's good potential foiling?? is completely squandered??? their reliance on the secret parent reveals over time only gets more frustrating as it continues but for a show that's so oriented on familial bonds BOY do they constantly ignore any and all actual meaning they could explore about them. comparing nya and kai w/ everyone else could be fascinating but that means confronting character traits and we've been. heh. watering down kai ever since he stopped being the main character so that's not allowed.

there is sooooo much to be said about their parents and while there is solace in it does get addressed a little. it is very much in ninjago's special way where they pretend nothing happened for multiple seasons. so that's fun. also now i want kai and nya to have to bond with lloyd over evil parents that'd be funny as hell.

glad you got your cardboard cutout parental figures guys. go ignore your potentially complex emotions about this experience over with jay in the lobby. it'll be your turn to be important again in 2-5 seasons and by then half the world will be retconned again <3

ahh yes. wu. tbh while i get its incredibly frustrating and purely a plot device i do think he's funny as hell for never telling them shit. 100% this guy never actually figured out what being a mentor was beyond how his god-dad treated him and his god-dad was omniscient and ominous about it so. yeah i get it. but any situation where misako can give you valid criticism is a bad one.

the infamous ninjago timeline... in one of the comics it fucks it up so bad that cole is born after lloyd. this place is a dumpster fire of time discrepancies this is what happens when you make time a manipulatable element. what the hell FSM. they have fuckin FOSSILS and also ancient history that the grandpa down the street lived through. either these legos have fuckin long ass lifespans or im just gonna keep blaming it on the fact that TIME IS AN ELEMENT. gravity is a fucking element. speed is a fucjin element. what's next is inertia an element. can their newest villain stop their spinjitzu in its tracks by sending them flying off in a single direction forever. mr self styled god what the fuck were you doing

everything about cole is a tragedy. and also confusing. obligatory return to the status quo i hate you.

I haven't even watched the entire season yet but oooooh jay's mom lives in my brain. she got her grubby little electricity master fingers on my synapses and i can't stop imagining melodramatic fic about her and her confusing as hell life. smthn smthn the lightning rod versus the storm that strikes it. miss child abandonment two, electric boogaloo, i would give you my house for an inch of your life story

the only takes on the ninja's braincell capacity I respect. people putting nya at the top of the list are missing out on her chaotic girl swag and the fact that she has recommended some of the stupidest shit imaginable. queen shit girl but cmon

yes. yes i believe it should and someone should go grab morros abandoned body to test it. this is a universally bad idea

lastly, tragically, i take back my earlier statement, zero offense meant but you have been dethroned as the funniest person on the planet

#text✨ #ninjago #ughhhh im stuck on the foils stuff you are so right. #its all right there. nya and garmadon bc leaving/hiding to pursue what you think is your destiny. kai and wu bc staying to pursue what you #this is yours. but also kai and garmadon bc kai already has Issues about corruption and being manipulated and not being able to trust yours #elf and wu and nya bc they've both been the one left behind and the ones who thought they were doing what was right but were told #forcefully. by destiny. that that's not what was supposed to happen. #hhhhh. anyway. also ive been giggling about the rabies joke far more than is warranted ty asdkfjdsjfk #liveninjablogging

[notdingalingalingalingrita]

FUCK itried to send youan ask but it did not work the first time i hate tumblr hellsite (derogatory). well ok well. ummmmm. well i mean alright i dont rlly have very much to say i just thought hmm it would be fun to send charlie an ask. but. here is a picture of my dog she is a lovely little lady. and by lovely little lady i of course mean fucked up beast.

ermm what else. lately i have just been fucking around in gamemaker and watchinf anime i think. evolving like a pokemon from lame to still mostly lame but in a sortof cool and swaggy way. what else um.ok my life is not very interesting. WELL how are you i hope ur doing good i hope ur life is more interesting than mine or that u are at least doing well ^-^

- u know. the hen

SHE IS SO LOVELY I JUST KNOW HER ESRS ARE SOFT PLEASE SEND HER MY LOVE

i was lookign through messages remember when we sent eachother this

typa thing all the time wow

ohhh henry i need to know about games u make... i downloaded gamemaker but i kind of forgot to figure out how to use it like i am alllways daydreaming about game design but it sure does take work...

i had a game concept kind of it was like gonna be like nbd just a little game to start me on. making games. i was really trying to make it no pressure so i would actually do it but also cool enough that its worth celebrating and. well i seemed to make it cool enough that it would be an insurmountable task and no pressure enough that i had no reason to complete it so. that backfired.

wow henry hee hee u r henry ❤️❤️❤️❤️ thats crazy 🤭🤭💗💗 big fan 🦈‼️

mmmfngh i need to go to bedsleep

me and u asf

[reniqt]

i know i say this a lot but ohmygod RANT COMING

i reallt love heeseung :((

so i’m currently studying rn listening to this hee playlist right RIGHT?? U SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING?? doing my shit ahaha procrastinating UNTIL eyes off you comes on. EYES. OFF. YOU. i literally had such a big fat fucking phase with that song and just imagining hee w this song playing has literally changed my whole entire life IM?? HEARTBROKEN?? makes me realize how much i miss him ohmtgod :(( the thought of it makes me wanna cry !! thinking back to how quiet he’s been ever since he’s been getting hate and i’m LITERALLY SO KAKDJ ???!/$/$ that man has made me feel loved for the longest time and he’s been my PURE motivation i need each morning :(( like just thinking about him makes me wanna cry myself to sleep like i rlly rlly love him and i’m sososoosos proud of him for making it this far</333 i hope he knows how perfect he is like ??? hands DOWN. he’s so lovable and sweet i rlly wanna cry now AHHAHA THINKING BACK TO THE TIME I CRIED OVER HIM AT A SCHOOL NIGHR. can u believe it. going on tiktok then suddenly shifting tears at him SMILING?? LIKE?? but ohemgee why do i miss him so much listening to these hee playlists ARENT!! HELPING!! no but the comfort i get when i’m downstairs in pitch black listening to my tv playing enha has gotta b one of the most comforting things i’ve done?? now that i’m watching hee content in the middle of the night the urge to cry rn is RLLY STRONG. i love him sosoosososmuch did i say that already 💀 but i do :((( like i rlly do :((((((( hes been so quiet lately i just hope he’s okay :((((((((( anyways off topic ORETTY MUCH AND HEE??? THINKKKK abt it. mans is so bf material he’s literally gonna make me go insane bc of how perfect he is like i’m not even joking he’s so fucking talented AKAKSNNS HIS GOCALS?? HIS VOCALS??? HELLLO? SO DAMN TALENTED AND FOR WHAT???? MANS IS GOOD AT ANYTHING HE DOES:(( that’s a lotta sad faces in one post AHA not the point im a strong hee stan and that’s been lasting for MONTHS. ILAND……..iland was just the start of it. man i love his vocals smsmsmsm thats literaly the whole reason why i bias him so hard like??? THE MOMENT HE SANG BOOM I KNEW I HAD TO BIAS HIM. THE WAY HE TWISTS THE WORDS BEAUTIFULLY IS SO UNIQUE TO ME?? he’s always had such a talented voice i’m so. i’m wasting my studying time rn but atp idgaf cuz its abt HEE. HEE IN THE MIRNING HEE AT NIGHT HEE IN THE EVENING AND HEE AT SCHOOL jk its not that deep maybe i am delulu but u get what i mean !! do i regret making this !! no !! the strong urge to rant abt the loml was so strong to the point this paragraph became long asf i’m literally so MSMDMSN EYES OFF U AND HEESEUNG AAKSKA now that urge to write a fic abt him is here like i could stay up till 3 writing abt him if i wanted too……./hj heeseung, the loml, my one and only, my everyrhing, my happiness, ETC i love u vvvvvv much !! its so hard to study now, now that i’m writing this shit paragraph but it’s ok. its OK. conclusion i love heeseung so damn much and i miss him…like…a lot…………fuck the sad playlists that r making me cry i genuinely cant do this more am i allowed to sob :(( HELP NOT TALKING TO THE MOON COMING ON?? watch me scroll through hee pics after this cuz i miss him sm and i crave hee pics!! this is a rlly hard time for me guys pray 4 me why am i crying over a man at a school night. SCHOOL NIGHT. IS IT EVEN THAT DEEP…yes. its rhat deep. i rlly canr thank him enough for making me smile sm i :(((( atp what would i do without him ???? ROT???? yes. he genuinely makes me feel like the happiest person ever i’m not even joking there something abt him:(( mans gives off such a comforting and safe feeling i love sm UUGMDJS how do i tell him hes perfect ??? like ??? god hes so perfect i dont even know what to say antmore :((((( hes literally the DEFINITION of perfect. AND I STAND BY MY POINT!!! he’s always been perfect wtaf he’s not even real. HES NOT REAL. THERES MO WAY. this is all literally just my imagination. JUST LOOK AT HIS NAME. HEESEUNG?? fuck even his NAME sounds perfect too. he’s so ethereal i’m not even joking how could i love a man so much i

FUCK THE PARAGRAPH IS TOO LONG

ok well.

i’m so incredibly in love w him i’m literaly rotting inside

#heeseung :((( #lee heeseung :(((( #= literaly my entire world !! #im not okay im rlly not i want to CRY. #r.rants🐾 #r.moots🐾

[pesterloglog]

Calliope, Roxy Lalonde

Act 6, page 5082-5083

uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering tipsyGnostalgic [TG]

UU: miss lalonde, do be carefUl.

UU: i can see that yoU are preoccUpied with aggressors at the moment.

UU: bUt yoUr viewport is beginning to black oUt more freqUently.

UU: i wanted to talk to yoU one last time before yoU enter, and yoUr whole session blacks oUt for good.

UU: and before...

UU: well, before i possibly do the same. U_U;

UU: please reply when yoU have the chance.

TG: hi

TG: whats this

TG: about u blacking out for good?

TG: * blapck

TG: * wait no n/m

UU: ah, hello!

UU: escaped troUble, i presUme? how are yoU doing?

TG: i feel kind of like shit but other than that im toters perf

TG: im starting to wonderd if drinkin early today wasnt that coolest idea??

TG: now i have all these responsibitities while my brain is tellin me to go fuck myelf

TG: *self

TG: aint wanna fuck no elf

TG: not in this condition at least

TG: i would probs need some hella strong coffee b4 boning a elf

UU: i am sorry to hear yoU're feeling Under the weather.

UU: bUt now i am wondering. hm.

UU: coUld it have been that regUlar intake of yoUr soporific liqUids was inhibiting yoUr commUnion with the void, rather than exaggerating them as i had presUmed?

UU: if the effects are wearing off, it coUld explain the increase in viewport blackoUts.

UU: and once they wear off completely, perhaps that is why yoUr entire session goes dark on yoUr entry.

TG: that is an interesting theory that has like

TG: mostly no usefull bearing on anything probably?

UU: yoU are probably right. still, i can't help bUt specUlate on sUch matters. it is what i do. :u

TG: yeah

TG: i think i was being a dick byut im not sure? sorry

TG: glarghgle

TG: i am sure feeling liek

TG: a gross bunch of nasty trash in a scarf

TG: all taking my surly shit out

TG: on nice and cute aliems

UU: oh, not to worry. ^u^

TG: heyy

TG: UI

TG: UU*

TG: you know everything right

UU: hee hee! if only.

TG: k well

TG: what is with the looming strandy crap in the sky

TG: the miles> glasses called em that

TG: i know i got to escape them

TG: but what are they actually gonna do?

UU: i do know a thing or two aboUt the red miles.

UU: it is the qUeen's favoUred attack. very long distance and omnidirectional.

UU: bUt once Upon a time, her weapon was stolen by a UsUrper. jacked, yoU coUld say, right off her ring finger. and then given a considerable boost in power.

UU: that gave the miles enoUgh of a kick to rip a Universe to shreds.

UU: and they have been doing so to yoUrs and its many instances for eons.

UU: only now have they caUght Up to yoUr instance. it is qUite fortUnate it has taken so long, really.

UU: some instances are tUcked deeper in the speaker's mighty blow sack, and will hold oUt for mUch longer, on a vast cosmic scale of coUrse.

TG: wait

TG: i dont

TG: what? instances

TG: blowb sack

TG: righ now i can hardly walk w/o steppin on my moms scarf ok

TG: so theyre destorying the universe is that the bootom line

UU: yes.

UU: try to think of it like this.

UU: imagine that the Universe is contained inside a very large creatUre.

UU: say, a great big frog.

TG: frog

TG: why a frog thats so silly

UU: it's jUst a frog! that is the way it is, jUst try to imagine it.

TG: k

TG: picturin

TG: big ol space frog

TG: all ribbiting loud an being huge

TG: hehehe

UU: now imagine that not only does the Universe exist inside it, depending on the creatUre's health and well being to sUrvive...

UU: bUt every potential instance of that Universe exists inside as well.

UU: those that are doomed and those with promise.

UU: even those that were reset from scratch, with slightly different starting conditions.

UU: all of those interrelated Universes mingling together inside yoUr frog, inextricable from its physiology.

UU: if the frog dies, they all go with it. eventUally.

TG: then you are saying some rude a-hole is killin our frog

UU: sadly, yes.

TG: wow

TG: that is

TG: just....

TG: the WORST

UU: well, it coUld have been worse, actUally. the miles coUld have spread to yoUr Universe before it had the chance to sproUt yoUr lovely planet, providing a home for yoU and yoUr wonderfUl mates.

UU: all Universes die at some point. some sooner than others. it is all part of the cycle, and sometimes things like this mUst happen for reasons beyond oUr Understanding.

UU: bUt this is neither here nor there. i did not intend to go blathering aboUt all that and waste an important conversation with yoU.

UU: i think the trUth is i am probably jUst stalling.

TG: stalling what

UU: i have some important things to tell yoU.

UU: i'm afraid i am going to be breaking so many rUles in doing so.

UU: i am not Used to breaking rUles. it makes me very Uncomfortable.

UU: bUt it may be my only chance. i hope yoU won't think less of me for it.

TG: no way

TG: i dont even know what rules ur talking about

TG: time shit rules

TG: if its time shit rules idgaf about those

TG: and m not goinna stop thinking youre great if u "break" them

TG: are you in trouble?

UU: yes.

UU: bUt so are yoU, and i've distracted yoU enoUgh.

UU: concentrate on retUrning to yoUr home.

UU: once yoU are there and preparing for the game, i will contact yoU again and tell yoU everything that i have been wanting to tell yoU.

UU: also...

UU: i wanted to give yoU something. :u

TG: hoh man

TG: what is it!

UU: jUst a thing!

UU: yoU'll see.

UU: now rUn along!!!!!!!!!!!

uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering tipsyGnostalgic [TG]

#homestuck #calliope #roxy lalonde #homestuck act 6 #page 5082 #page 5083 #homestuck act 6 act 3

[dear-happypills]

us

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me: ... happy?

happypills: WaaoOW. YESH. ahhh. so perty.

me: bleh. how much longer are we gonna stay here?

happypills: aooh. jeeez. whats the rush?. we got the stars. the moon. and that thing next to us. isnt this niceee??

me: its called a tree. and ehh. we could use more wine.

happypills: aoh. TWEE. hullo twee. hullo stars. hullo moon. ahhh. so perty.... thanks so much for doin this man.

me: well you wouldnt stawp bitchin at me to take you out to see this. so.... here we are.

happypills: aaah. so perty. i dunno why youre always complainin about this world when its so nicee. ahhhh. i sure can live here.

me: ... yea. if the world were just these things it wouldnt be so bad. people are the problem.

happypills: lolll. of course. i suree know that.

me: -_- how would you know that?

happypills: because. youre the worst  :D

me: yea,yea.

happypills: aaah. but still. its better to share this with someone than see it on my own. so perty. hehehehehe, the twee looks fawnny.

me: i dunno what you mean.

happypills: its like. its throwing its arms and hands at the skyy. like its waving. heehee.  *** happypills throws its arms and hands out to the sky.

me: stop. stop doing that. i dont wanna draw attention.

** happypills does it more and jumps and down.

happypills: WHEEEEEE.

tree: OOHHH HELL NO. yah think you a funny pill huh??

happypills: ooOHHHH SHIT. the twee talks!

me: o_O;;  well thats a first.

tree: you think you funny??? copying myyy swag and shit.

** happypills continues to jump up and down, imitating the tree.

happypills: HEE HEE!! Yeeaa! but only because youre fawwwny. LOOK LOOK. am i doing it right?

tree: nuhuh. stop doing that now. before i slap the living sap outta yah.

** happypills prances around the tree

happyills: ohohoho catch mehhh catch meh!

tree: *-* yo you really killin my vibes here. go somewhere elsee. prancing around on my roots and shit. 

me: um... mister tree. youre gonna have to forgive him. this is a new environment for him. hes just excited.

tree: you really need to put a leash on your pet. this shit -- unacceptable.

me: =_=;;; well, i sure hope this beats dogs urinating.. and actually shitting on you.

tree: oooHHH. so thats how you gonna play this?? COME HERE BOI. ima uproot yo ass.

happypills: lolololol. mistahh twee needs to chillll. heree, have some  ** happypills pours wine on the tree.

tree: yo, yooo! WTF. 

happypills: whuht... you dont like wine??  :/

tree: NOO bich. give me water!!!

happypills: aoooh. healthy choice. here~  ** happypills pours water.

me: -_-

tree: ah yah. dats better. really soak it in there.

happypills: YESSIR!

tree: anyways. whatre you doin out here boi. out late. talkin to a pill and tree. the fuqq.

happypills: pwahahahaha he does this all the timee.

tree: jeez weirdo. go make friends.

me: lolololol. yeah........ if it only were that easy.

tree: seems easy enough.

me: says the fucking tree.

happypills: hey. i say it TOO!

me: -_- says the pill.

tree: yes... the pill and the tree say so.

me: well. unlike a tree. unlike the stars and the moon. they all leave.

tree: uhh....... find new ones???

me: i..... i.. cant.

happypills: you cant or you wont???

tree: he cant.

me: i... im.....  im.. afraid..

happypills: whiiiyyyy???

me:  its... always. the same. i. i screw up. i get obsessed with the relationship. and i have all these expectations of how things should go; i get fixated on them. even when theyre so insignificant... and more and more people become uncomfortable with me...and i end up, always seeing -- or thinking -- how they just needed me for something.. that they used me for something.. and so i eventually get mad. and i yell... and i scare them away. i freak them out... then slowly the conversations dwindle.. and things change. they like me less. or need me less. and they find someone else or other people who are more normal...  i make.. make them sad when theyre with me.. when all i want. is for us to be happy... and then when they leave. they ignore me. maybe change their number. maybe i run away because my heart is broken at what theyve said or dont, at what they do or dont. and... i become more convinced that everyone that ive known is better without me.. then i find it more difficult to start anything because im sinking in a pain that makes me more and more numb to conversations and interactions with the new people i meet...... ....... ... and i feel less and less normal....

tree: ....

happypills: ....

me: so i look for conversations in the depths of the night with the stars that surround me. the moon that watches over me. a tree that i sit by. and a pill that i keep to talk instead of having to take...

happypills: ........ 

me: ...................... i must be crazy..........

tree: .............................  i think thats the sanest shit i ever heard.

happypills: .......LOL. really?? i hear this all the time and it doesnt get more saner.

tree: thats because you a freak of nature.

me: hehe..

happypills: -_-;;

tree: well..... im just a tree. the most i could do is just listen to yo problems.

me: thanks. youre doing a superb job.

happypills: whu.... .ummmmm HULLLOOO. i like do that always!

me: HAHA shut up and just watch the stars.

happypills: ^-^  pass me the wine buddy.

tree: and give me some moh water.

happypills: YUHHH. feed ussss.

me: ha........ okie.

- happypills

#happypills

[zasaka-studio]

Hey, I was wondering if I could ask for some headcanons of how yandere Tanjiro and Rengoku (Separate) would react to the reader being uninterested in relationships and thinks love is a complete waste of time and she never wants to get married. I just came across your blog and I really liked it, keep up the good work 💖

Thank you, so onto the story!

Yandere Tanjirou and Rengoku (separate) with an uninterested darling.

楽しむ。

Tanjirou Kamado

Tanjirou wouldn't see it at first. Hed be blissfully unaware that you weren't looking for a relationship at the moment. Though he's partially to blame, he should've known that after your family was slaughtered by demons, you'd probably want to kill said demon before anything else. Kinda like himself, but he just couldn't help it! You were just so cute.

He should've known after you had reunited with his group after an assigned mission. He should've waited but his heart would explode if he couldn't get it off of his chest-

“U-uhm, Y/N... I like you!” Oh it was so much more then that. His face was all red and he bowed to conceal his fire red face.

“Oh Tanjirou-” his heart skipped a couple beats. “Im sorry but I'm not interested in a relationship now, please understand, but we can still be friends!” You said

The boys heart shattered, but once he saw the look on your face he knew that he'd never get out of this love. He'd never stop being there for you even if he wasn't in a relationship with you

That can come later when your ready

Kyojuro Rengoku

He was always openly fond of you. All of the pillars could tell, the little gifts he got you. A bouquet or two. He always had a surprise for you every time you two were seen together. He'd always ask about your day and trow heartfelt complements towards you! Its obvious that he's smitten.

He's always with you at all times when he can. Those lingering stares of love that didn't get missed by the others. Though they thought it was more innocent then it actually was. But this didn't stop the love pillar from questioning him when he's gonna confess. Which he just laughed it off.

Weren't the two of you already dating? From all of those small things you did for him, all the times you had given him gifts as well. He thought it was love.

But it wont hurt to officially confess then?

Thats when it's all over his mind the entire day, as he had a mission that day and couldn't see you the majority of it. But he still thought about you the whole time. He even stoped at a rose vendor that he came across, as it's almost valentine's day. Sure it's usually the girls who give out gifts or love confessions today. But he felt that it was perfect. He even planned a picnic when hee was coming back!

And once he returned he had told the master about it then he hurried off to go find you. Mitsuri giving him a thumbs up along the way when they crossed paths. Only fueling his fire, the need to tell you how much you ment to him, how much he wanted you

To say that his confession was, very well thought out. His smile never leaving as his face heated up. His heart hammering into his ribcage as he patiently waited for your answer

But it wasn't as he expected

You had waved him off, not believing him. Saying that it was- a joke? Why would he be joking? Maybe he didn't get the point across then.

But your reaction to when he suddenly kissed your beautifully soft lips, you knew he wasn't joking now. But you had jumped back a shocked face met his extremely red one. He gave you another smile.

“Im not joking- I really love you” More then what you would ever think of

“Look Rengoku, i know that you do love me but- oh how do I say this? Ok, but I'm not looking for a relationship as of now, not that your not enough your actually really sweet. But I'm not ready for one now. Especially after- what happened...”

As you told him the truth all he heard is that you weren't ready yet. Ok he'll give you time and try again! He's sure that when you make up your mind you love him as much as he loves you!

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読んでくれてありがと!　

Here my darling! I hope i made it well, and if you wanted it to not be yandere, just specify!

#yandere+demon+slayer+x+reader #yandere kny x reader #yandere demon slayer #yandere tanjirou x reader #yandere rengoku x reader #yandere tanjirou kamado #yandere kyojuro rengoku #rejection

[that-one-weeb-but-starwars]

Must be this tall to Hunt| Boba Fett (tcw age so like 13/14)

Couldnt find a good teen boba gif, so heres bosk instead

Warnings: fake blame,

Reader: female

"You are expelled from the order-"

"What!?" Y/n shouted looking up at the council, "I did nothing! Master Plo! Reason with them!"

"I am sorry little one, I-"

Y/n was heart broken, looking up at the surrounding Jedi, this couldn't be true.

"Master Obi-Wan!" Y/n pleaded.

"Your attachments grow," Windu spoke, "and with them your anger."

"My anger?! My anger?!" Y/n shouted at him.

"Little one please." Plo pleaded, "I have brought a witness."

"You!?" Y/n argued, "Master I demand an answer! Why! Why would you- You out of all People!-"

She watched Anakin walk in guilt ridden on his face, "You!? Anakin! You!?"

He kept quiet as Fives walked in, her world stopping.

"Y-Your lieing!" She shouted, "Fives?! Not you! I trust you and you do this!?"

"Arc Trooper Fives." Windu spoke, " what have you seen Padawan Y/n do?"

Fives looked at her, "I. Saw Genral Y/n with a clone trooper,"

"Im with troopers everyday!" Y/n defended.

"What was Padawan Y/n doing with this clone trooper."

"...intercourse sir." Fives responded.

"Thats Obsurded Fives! And you know it!" Y/n argued, "You're my brothers- Why in gods name would I fuck any of you!"

"Y/n! That is enough!" Plo argued.

"You believe this crap!? You're suppose to have MY back!" Y/n demanded, "I'd have your back no matter what! And you turn on me!"

"Are there any other witnesses?" Fisto spoke.

"Yes." Windu spoke, "bring them in."

Y/n watched, her brothers, the wolf pack, Commandos and even some from the Corosaunt Gaurd walk in, and they strung there string of lies and they strung them high and low, entagled the lies beyond untanglement.

"Padawan L/n is to be expelled from the Order and that is our final verdict."

The platform she was on went downward, the clone troopers who had made there testimonies were gathered at the bottom, a path for her to go through.

"Y/n-" Wolfee spoke reaching out a hand.

"Don't you dare touch me!" She shouted in anger pushing past the clones.

"It had to be done." Commander Thron spoke quietly.

The others nodded.

"Damn it!" Fives shouted running out the room and rushing down the halls, after the light echoing of Y/n's angered footsteps.

She pushed the doors open and just walking out them she stopped, hearing Five's steps behind her.

"General. It had to be done-"

"What!? The lies! The string of lies you built! Why!? Why would you do this to me?!" Y/n argued looking back at the clone.

"We wanted to protect you-"

"Bullshit Fives! Bullshit! I love all of you! All of you!" Y/n shouted, screaming so loud it was sure to be heard all the way down to the lower level.

"Y/n listen!-' he grabbed her shoulders trying to plead with her but she pushed him away ingiting one side of her double sided saber as Fives quickly backed up.

"Touch me again and I'll kill you." She spoke.

"I don't even deserve death. I know- I-" Fives tried to explained, "We wanted to protect you-"

"Then you should of had my back!"

The bright blade turned off and she turned around leaving without a second thought.

"Hey! Wake up!" Boba argued.

Y/n turned her self around as she opened her eyes, "what do you want Fett."

"Rations idiot." He spoke as Y/n sat up, the girl only a year older than Bobba.

She was thrown a rations bar by the boy as they were in a hotel room, she had been sleeping on the couch.

"How much longer we waitin?" She asked taking a crunch out of the bar.

"An hour, I told you that the how much longer last time you woke up." He argued looking through the window.

Y/n kept quiet as she ate her food, it bland and bleak in both tast and color.

Bobba took an arm chair by the window as he ate his own rations. It was silent for a long mintue.

"Did. You have that nightmare again?" He asked.

Y/n looked over at him, "when do I not?"

Boba ate a peice of his own ration bar, he never knew what the nightmare was about, but knew it was the same one, on repeat.

He had the same.

"You, uh. Wanna talk about it?"

She looked his way, then looked away quickly, only able to see the faces of her brothers.

"No." She replied coldy tossing the barely eaten ration bar on the table, her appetite gone, "I'm gonna go scope the roof, don't wait up for me."

She walked towards the door, grabbing the sniper on the way out.

"I'll come with you. Incase someone tries to get you from behind."

"I don't need someone to have my back." Y/n argued.

"Well then Im coming because I want to!"

He pushed past Y/n as she scoffed, following him close behind as they walked towards the steps, somewhere along the way Y/n hacked into a vending Machine, Boba going up the stairs himself, stealing whatever she pleased putting it in her sling bag, enough for her only.

"Sharing is what?" Y/n questioned Woflee

"An opportunity for someoen to get there arm chopped off, it's my food." Wolfee told her.

Y/n sighed, how she hated her own little life lessons to her brothers, and stole more food, enough for both Boba and her, and a little extra.

Walking up the rest of the steps she made it to the door she kicked open with the bottom of her foot.

"Could you try and be quiet?" He seethed.

"I mean. I could. But no." Y/n responded walking towards the edge where Boba sat on a near by utiliy unit.

She sat down setting her back infront of her as she laid herself on her side her back to Boba the lights of the bright city below barely reaching the top of the tall hotel they sat on.

"You want one?"

Boba looked over seeing Y/n holding up a soda.

"Where did you get that?"

"Stole it."

Rolling his eyes he walked over to her snatching the bottle and sitting himself by her head.

"Hey hey. Fives calm your tits." Y/n laughed.

Boba stayed silent as he looked at her, she too busy looking out and onward, but feeling the stare she looked besides her.

"Oh." Y/n realized, "My bad Fett."

Boba stayed silent, as Y/n took a drink of her own soda, he had realized she had become more sympathetic with her apology.

"You wanna talk about it now?" Boba questioned.

Y/n sighed, answering in silence for a mintue, "My only family betrayed me. Strung a String of lies to supposedly keep me safe. I think about it all the time. We use to find these abaonded places and sit up on the roofs like this, we'd sing, start a bonfire, get drunk."

"Your as old as me." Fett argued.

Y/n shrugged, "war does that, you only live once Fett."

"Then why are you still worrying about it?" Boba defended.

"Why do you still worry about the things you worry about?" Y/n questioned, "but I was kicked out of my group, my name stripped of me, and instead of having my back, they had me cast out. Happy Now?"

It was silent again, the hearing of honking and swearving down below could be heard.

"I lost my dad to the Jedi."

Y/n stopped mid way lifting her drink to her lips but then contuined to drink then pull away.

"They tend to do that..." Y/n responded, "they expect you to follow every rule every word, there no better than the sith."

"You know alot of jedi and sith."

Y/n looked at him once, "It was when you father died did I stop really believing in the Jedi-"

"You knew my father?! You're a jedi-"

"Shut your trap and listen before you get rowdy you damn idiot!' Y/n argued Boba gritting his teeth, "I met Jango Fett when I went on a small assignment, my first one, with Master Shakk Ti- it was basically playing paper boy. I remember delivering work to your father...alot of people were mean to me, he. He never was, always said thank you, always asked me if I had eaten. He even watched me leave on the ship back to Master Plo Koon. So when I went througy reports and found him dead I was in shock, later to find out a Jedi did it. I started to loose faith. Why kill a man lookin out for him and his child, sure capture him- but taking family...I know how that feels and no one should go through it."

Y/n took a drink finishing her bottle and tossing it over edge, "so. I fought. And I fought and I fought. If i couldnt save Jango, I'd save what was left of him- the clones- my brothers. They share the same face but are diffrent than any could imagine. I spoke, I wrote, I pleaded, I trainned. It never was enough, and it was my 'emotion' that got the better of me. Pssh. Yeah right the Jedi can piss off because if they want to see emotion? I'll give it to them."

Boba listened, he had nevee seen Y/n before hand, maybe he had and just didnt remember, he never knew someone could share his pain. Neverless with the same person.

"Windu will pay." Boba seethed, "and your a jedi! You can help me."

"I will go head to head to him, I don't plant bombs." Y/n defended.

"We can take him! Two on one!" Boba tried to persuade, "you know his fighting style! I know guns! You know sabers! We take his head and anyone else that stands in our way!"

Y/n looked at him dully.

"Come on! How many bounty hunters have you single handedly taken on! And killed! How many sith have you injured! Jedi that chase after us! Without your laser swords! We can kill him! Together!" Boba explained standing up, Y/n move to sit up, "We're the left behind! We are the strongest! Because we were left behind! We round up a few others! Bane! Sing! Bosk! And there's always someone paying for a Jedi's head!"

Y/n stood up grabbing hee sniper rifle as she did and looked at her watch.

"It can be a sniper shot! A saber battle! Whatever you want! As long as he die and Im involed I don't care how!" Bobba argued.

Y/n looked down below aiming her sniper adjusting the scope.

"My father would do the same for you-"

He was cut off by a bullet shot and soon the sounds of crying folks who see a man just drop dead on the street, the target they had been waiting for dead. She pulled away from her weapon slowly, turning her head towards him.

"I'll do it.-" Y/n agreed

"No." Boba spoke, "We'll do it. Together. For everything the jedi took from us!"

Y/n looked at the outreached hand as she took it.

"Together."

"As One Unit."

"As One Unit." Y/n responded, "well one and a half"

"Im not that short." Boba argued.

"Shorter than me." Y/n chuckled.

#star wars #star wars boba fett #young boba fett #tcw boba #boba fett #boba fett x female reader #x reader #starwars x reader

[industriallyinsecure]

After making Ghiaccio short-circuit with the tomato fact I wonder if the other La Squadra members also have a self-destruct topic in your opinion? Like... how do you get under Mr. Cheesy Easy-Going's skin? Would the Hee Hee Man even believe you if you claimed he had a grey hair? How do you even get under Risotto's skin? Would the Old Ham freeze up if you insulted his style? Is there even a way to stun Dr. Love Stand? I feel like Pesci.exe would stop responding if you gave him a compliment...

I didn’t expect someone to send in an ask about my stupid little meme lmao but it makes me smile when people indulge my shitposts :)

TW: bit of internalized homophobia in Formaggio’s bit, but nothing terrible (placed under cut and at the end so you can easily skip)

The purpose of telling Ghia about tomatoes is to make him shut up, and the only person who talks more than he does is Melone. The only problem here is that there’s no conceivable way to actually shut him up with words, so you’re better off kissing him on the lips or something. But Melone is a scientist first and foremost. His mindset would be, “Incessant speaking provoked intimate relations, will continue to pursue experiment to see if it elicits similar results.” Basically don’t kiss him unless you want him to be more annoying for another kiss. Or do, whatever works for you homie 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Illuso is also very hard to shut up. I don’t think he’s vain enough to drop dead if you told him he had a slight imperfection, he’s too proud to admit he has any in the first place. But that doesn’t mean you can’t make him laugh with some particularly funny insults. “Funhouse mirror lookin ass” is a personal favorite of his. If all else fails, draw on his face while he’s in the mirror world. That’s about the only thing you can do that will make him stop what he’s doing. Doodle a mustache on a mirror and he will go out of his way to erase it, and likely physically draw on your face later.

Okay but hear me out. I feel like Risotto is shit at small talk and when he first meets someone he’s like “Hello. Your blood makes up about seven percent of your body weight.” In my mind it’s pretty hard to phase him (especially since he has to listen to Melone’s scientific sex talk all the time). Unless you like hug him out of nowhere I don’t think you could make him blue screen, but don’t hug him without telling him because he’ll take that as a sign of aggression and accidentally punch you :/ consensual hugs only please

Prosciutto is also very hard to stun. Insult his style? Yeah right, like he’s gonna listen to a broke bitch like you. Eyebags? Excuse you, they’re Gucci. However, Prosciutto HATES the idea of being/looking old, which is ironic because of his stand. Get up close to him and say “oh, I think you have Crows’ Feet, Prosci,” and he’ll probably sit in silence while he goes through the five stages of grief. Pesci would probably blow up if you told him his fly was down (he doesn’t have a fly on his bodysuit but he’d still cry). Also if you insult Prosciutto he’ll probably break down, but in the HEY THATS MY COMFORT TEAMMATE >:,( type way. Aka how half of the La Squadra fuckers on here would react (including me)

Cheesy breezy beautiful will short circuit if you make him uncomfortable in any way. Don’t get me wrong, he absolutely would die for Sorb and Gel, but don’t talk about them having sex in front of him. He’s pretty open minded, but I feel he’s just macho enough to be uncomfortable when talking about gay sex. He also doesn’t like gross things. Not necessarily gore, but stuff like infections, toothpicks under fingernails, and other little yucky things will make him shut up very quickly.

#shitpost #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra headcanons #risotto nero #ghiaccio #melone #prosciutto #pesci #illuso #formaggio

[onlyjaeyun]

hey zadie,hope u had a good day today idk when u are gonna see this its like 1 am for me😭

i kinda had a lil idea on how hoon would find out ab heeyn and wanted to share it with u cuz why not

so basiclly ning somehow brings up the subject od yn dating to.hoon and he is all like "i guess shes old enough she should be with who she wants to be" and ning is kind of like "and what if its someone u know" hoon is like "depends,if its someone i know good things about then she should go for it but if its someone i know bad things about then no,i will.be against it"

ning says "what if its someone u knew all your life" and hoon is like ".......what......."

and his brain just goes 💡 he is all like "no fucking way" and he calls yn all like "yn be honest with me are you dating someone right now dont lie to me" and yn is like " ok fine i am " the hoon hangs up on her,he then calls hee and asks him the same question and hee is all "wtf has gotten into you yea i think u kind of figured that out already" hoon hangs up and he is in shock for like days

then a couple days later they meet and when he sees heeyn he is just " can yall just tell me you two are dating already please" and everyone is just 😧

IDK IT SOUNDS SILLY BUT TO ME ITS INTERESTING but i wanna hear your thoughts on this so lemme know

goodnight!

-🍀

hey my sweetest love!!! thank you so much for your suggestion, again youvguys are so creative and i lit love all of the ideas you sent me and thats why it's so difficult for me to choose which path to take with this drama 😭😭😭 i will DEFINITELY involve the ning x hoon part tbh bc i 100% agree they'd have a conversation like that bc she genuinely doesnt understand why he's so against them however the last part is too tame i fear 😭 i might do the first part of your suggestion as a way to finally have hoon snap back into reality after being in his love bubble and actually paying attention to heeyn's behavior and interactions and then he starts snooping around!!! you have the biggest prettiest brain ever, tysm baby!!!🥺🩷

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[lokiitty]

Posting this here so no one floods my rp account w/ stupid shit. This post aint for people who liked episode 5. If you liked it, good for you, I’m happy for you, I wish that were me but heres my issues.

I don’t know if I’m suppose to consider Loki & Sylvie a couple now & at this point I don’t care like I really don’t give a shit anymore do your weird self/incest thing Disney if it makes you happy and makes you feel safe from representing queers then like idk man we dont want your take on Loki anyway. 

Everything they did with Black Loki made me uncomfortable on a level I’m not smart or political enough to explain but what I can say is the only way it would be worse is if someone called him the N-word. I’m a white passing black person & I was squirming in my seat frm being so uncomfy. I can’t remember the last time I was that uncomfy w/ the portrayal of a black character & I think the worst part about it, at least for me, is I’ve spent the whole week imagining him as this “GOOD LOKI” whos nexus event was being worthy of mjolnir or something & woo boy. & You know they’re gonna excuse all that by saying ‘tee hee but hes loki’ like oh my god that could have been handled better. Anyway Id love to see black people talk about this & wonder if they feel the same? 

They've pretty much disproven any idea of Loki being genderfluid. They gave  Sylvie the unicorn treatment LITERALLY because shes a woman/female Loki & thats apparently so unheard of among the Lokis like... Man. You CANNOT sit there & tell me hes genderfluid please STOP giving them credit for something they never did. In fact, theyve undone it. Bc comic Loki & Myth Loki ARE genderfluid. They would never treat a female presenting/iding Loki as weird bc they do so frequently themselves. Marvel/Disney Loki is cis as fuck & theyve gone above & beyond to affirm this. no nb/genderfluid person would act like that guys point blank. 

(Also the idea that what made main!loki better was cos he was in love w/ a “woman” / had an m/f romance on the horizon teehee like I’m sorry the subtext was there.) 

They really went hard on the no-homo treatment for Loki & Mobius. Like even having Sylvie mentioning to Loki that Mobius cares about Loki & Loki shrugging it off (straight up ignoring it) to focus on whatever weird thing he has going on with her. The hug was fine but again it screamed no-homo and I’m just... Im not surprised but I mean mentioning just to add to the pile of why that ep made me feel uncomfy I’m building here. Ive already wrote IN DEPTH about why the whole bait with Loki/Mobius was whack & why it was 100% bait so I don’t have a whole lot to add here. 

Lastly, I think I’ve covered everything so yea, lastly... Old man/classic Loki (as someone who knows classic loki from the comics that was UNEXPECTED) was the best thing to have happened to the entire series & they took him away just like that & I have serious emotions about it. I feel as angry about it as I do about all the actual problematic TM shit I just sat through.  So um. In conclusion. 

#loki series #loki series spoilers #loki spoilers #loki fandom #lokius #i dont care about kid loki and i dont care about croki im like im numb goodbye #q slur cw