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mvrcetune · 6 months
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the way i started gnawing my phone after watching the newest true detective trailer
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moonlightdancer26 · 1 year
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idk why but it is so funny to me whenever i go scrolling through the james potter or sirius black tags and i see your prongsfoot rambles and i keep clicking on your blog but am viciously reminded each time that your actually anti-james and anti-sirius and im a marauders stan and im just left sitting there Like An Idiot,,, Again (no judgement here all good vibes i promise :D)
im not kidding this is like the fifth time i've done it just recently idk what's wrong with me
also i love the anakin pfp btw very fall-of-lucifer-vibes
Lmaoo 😭😭 that’s exactly why I stopped with the posts, because so many Marauder stans who saw that specific kind of content I made followed me and obviously didn’t expect me to bash them like crazy and love Severus 😭 It makes me feel bad because I low-key can feel the disappointment seeping through them whenever I see a blog dedicated to the Marauders following me and unfollowing a day later, I’m just one of those blogs whose bios you really need to read before following 💀 All I can do now is enjoy the amount of Prongsfoot content we can barely get.
What I feel for the Marauders is complicated, the only one I actually hate is James—the rest I just bash (I’ve gone almost completely soft on Remus these past few months 😭 he’s my bby I can’t even bring myself to insult him anymore). But I’m definitely not the blog you’re looking for if you want to enjoy Prongsfoot content (especially if you’re anti-Snape, my whole blog’s dedicated to that git lmao). I still love them but I can hardly post anything good about them :(
also i love the anakin pfp btw very fall-of-lucifer-vibes
Omg that’s actually the vibe I was going for!! I absolutely love that parallel (probably one of my favourites of all time) and I wanted a pfp that matched it, + dark red’s my favourite colour. The pic I found was actually too bright and seemed like a fiery orange-red and I wanted a deep red one so I had to edit it like 20 times before replacing my old one 😭
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tyonfs · 5 months
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🤧 :
omggg I saw that you mentioned that wonbin from riize is so pretty and I’m like SO TRUE — he is so so pretty like them visuals 🥰 honestly he might be a bias for riize but also I wanna be loyal to my boy shotaro 🩵
also belated but thanks for the birthday wishes 🥳🥳💗 your birthday is coming up too right? in October ? hope you do something fun and feel loved that day
I also am glad you are still willing to send me renjun pics all these years — also I find it funny you also had a renjun dream as well
mine lowkey may serve as writing inspo ✍🏻✍🏻
but yeah ,, I’m kinda glad I’m taking a 5th year too cause schools are too hard to graduate in 4 years especially cause all the classes you need are always overbooked and filled up
also confession : I like to think of you as the Jaemin to my Renjun so whenever I see pics of them together I think of you tehehe <3 hope you are having a good week !!
🤧 anon hi!!! how are you 🥰🥰 i hope your fifth year's going smoothly! oh my gosh yes wonbin's got such prince like visuals 🥹 i am staying loyal to sungchan but he's soooo beautiful and so silly too that i'm trying not to swerve 🧎‍♀️
omg yes im answering this so so late but my bday was in october 🥰🤍 it was very low key but i enjoyed it very much, but thank you for your wishes <33
HAHAH i will always supply renjun pics don't you worry 🤝 and even better if it does inspire you to write 🤭🤭 AHH THATS SO SWEET jaemren my favorite pairing too 🥹🥹 we are so jaemren (jaemren??? renmin??? i always say renmin but i see people saying jaemren now🥲)
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peachyysugaa · 3 years
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troublemaker
― dancer youtubers!lee heeseung x gn!dance major!reader
sparks fly when the top two dancers on youtube collab!
genre: slow-burn fluff, s2l
wc: 3.9k (omg i'm sorry) + 2 twitter pics
warnings: probably some wrong dance terminology, slightly suggestive (the dance is just 😳), short timeskip, it's cheesy please bear with me
part of my youtuber enhypen series, the fifth upload! feel free to read on its own~ ♞──────────────────────────♞
you finish off your last move with your arms wide open, your chest heaving up and down from lack of breath. smiling nevertheless, you know you absolutely love the feeling of getting your breath taken away after dancing because you know it meant you did your best. you walk towards the camera lens and peek at the comments through your open laptop.
"did you all enjoy that?" you ask breathlessly grinning. the flooding comments are filled with compliments from your cover of nct u's boss. however, one comment, in particular, caught your eye as others seemed to reply to it.
heeseung ✔ 2s ago wow that was amazing do you wanna do a collab sometime? 😊
line break insurance you've failed me 5x already
your eyes widen as you let out a gasp. "is that the lee heeseung?" you accidentally say out loud. you wince at the realization of your mistake. the comments are both praising you for your success in getting noticed by the other top dancer on youtuber and relating to your remark.
heeseung ✔ 3s ago haha yes it's me dm me if you want to hear more about it 🤍
"oh wow... this is really cool..." you state before blinking to get you out of your stupor. "well everyone, that's going to be all for y/n's motion of dance today! thank you so much for tuning in, love you!"
you wave goodbye for a few more moments and then shut off the broadcast, closing your laptop as soon as you do. you blink twice and suddenly let out a scream.
you stop with a gasp and cover your mouth with your hands because you cannot believe you forgot that your dance studio isn't the most soundproof of places. "sorry, other dance students..." you whisper to them but more for yourself.
taking a look around your escape, your passion, you can't believe you've made it to where you are, being praised as one of the top dancers on such a vast social media platform like youtube. if anything, you guess it runs in your family, after all, you are related to choi yeonjun, who is considered 4th gen's it boy.
though people were skeptical of you at first when you came on the youtube scene as a dancer after your older brother started taking more to modeling and acting, you quickly proved them wrong by showing them your talent and bloomed from then on. of course, you can't forget to mention the person who skyrocketed just around the same time as you.
and that was the aforementioned lee heeseung. you sigh as you finish packing up your clothes and things to head back to your dorm, glancing out the window to see the sun beginning to set. it seems today was a rare early finish for you.
"i could go for a coffee... i need to finish my classics essay anyway," you mumble to yourself, throwing your bag over your shoulder before hitting the showers and changing into a more casual set of clothes. the finishing touch is a baseball cap that sits snug on your head. tightening the strap on the back and grabbing your backpack and dance bag, you finally take your leave of your beloved dance studio and return the key on the way out. fresh air meets your face, allowing you to take a whiff of the cherry blossoms that have been blooming for a month or so as you make your way to the campus café.
ding ding, the coffee shop's calm doorbell welcomes you as your nose is hit by the sweet smells of freshly ground coffee beans. "welcome!" one of the servers calls at the counter, smiling at your figure that walks closer to order. "what can i get you?"
"hi, may i have..." you scan the menu quickly for a familiar drink. "a honey cinnamon iced latte please?"
"of course, name please?"
"choi y/n," you reply.
if they recognize you, they don't make any notion of it, simply scribbling your name on the plastic cup as you make your payment. you're grateful for the normal interaction and the peacefulness of the café, especially after a surprising stream. "i'll call you when your order's ready, choi y/n-ssi," they inform you with a warm grin.
"thank you," you smile back before going to find a seat. spotting a relatively private area close by with only a pair of boys sitting at the booth, you decide to take the booth two spaces away from them. one boy, you notice, sits taller than the other, but his face is covered by a baseball cap. the other looks like a freshman, his cheeks accentuated by a pair of deep dimples.
as you take your seat, you can't help but think the boy with dimples looks rather familiar but can't seem to place your finger on it. shrugging, you simply begin preparing to write your essay by taking out your laptop and notes from your classics ge. the moment you finish is when you hear your name being called.
"choi y/n-ssi, your honey cinnamon iced latte," the server's voice calls. on your way to receive your awaiting drink, you can finally hear the voices of the two boys sitting two booths down from you.
"did your crush just say choi y/n?" the one with the hat says.
'yes, that's me,' you think to yourself nonchalantly.
"weren't you just watching their stream, heeseung hyung?" another voice says as you pick up your latte and thank the server.
wait, heeseung? as in lee heeseung? it's when you turn around with your drink in hand that you notice the two males looking straight at you. now you're able to make out the features of the boy with the cap, and there's no mistaking it.
"lee heeseung?" you mutter out loud at the same time he speaks out yours.
well, maybe that wasn't what you were expecting today, but hey, life is full of surprises, even if they are one after the other for you. after that unexpected encounter, you and heeseung acquainted yourselves, he invited you to sit with them, and now you're sitting at their table, awkwardly sipping on your latte.
"right, so should i leave?" the other boy, who you found out is studytuber and vlogger yang jungwon (which is why he looked familiar to you), blurts out. you chuckle as heeseung shakes his shoulder lightly. "what? you two clearly have to talk about something, i need to study."
"yea, yea, lover boy. make sure you say bye to your crush on the way out," the male dancer teases, causing the younger one to turn bright red.
"don't call me that, hyung," he mutters before picking up his bag and leaving the booth. sure enough, you watch as jungwon passes by the counter and erupts into a nervous mess the moment the server beams at him.
"ah... so he likes them?" you think out loud.
"yup, it's been almost four months now. i'm the reason he even knows this cafe and that server exists," heeseung mentions, making you nod courteously. he turns his attention back to you with his hand placed under his chin. "but their relationship is besides the point. let's talk about us."
"d-did you have to put it that way?" the forwardness catches you off-guard, and you suddenly have a harder time swallowing a sip of your coffee.
"sorry," he says with a teasing smile. "i just think the collab i mentioned would be good for both of us, and it'll be really fun too."
"i agree, people who like you will come to me and vice versa," you nod. "but do you know what we would be dancing to?"
"so does that mean you're in?" he asks, smile starting to grow on his face. wordlessly, you roll your eyes and hold out your hand for him to shake. that's when his full smile comes out, causing your cheeks to heat up as you think about how much more handsome it makes him look. taking your hand, heeseung shakes it with his vigorously. "alright, dance partner, we have a deal."
after much deliberation and research, the two of you finally agree on troublemaker by the duo hyuna and hyunseung. heeseung suggested this song, stating that he always wanted to do the choreo with somebody and that it's destiny that both males have a name that starts with h and ends with seung. quite frankly, it's not like you could find much anyway, besides some cool music bank mc stages, it is cool that troublemaker was originally an opposite-gender duo in the korean entertainment industry.
the choreography however is an entirely different story. at many points, hyuna's body is touched by hyunseung and vice versa, but if they can do it and stay professional, then you believe you can too. besides, dancing will always be just dancing. heeseung also assures you that if you want, the two of you can just have your hands hovering, which makes you feel relieved to have an understanding partner.
hours pass by, and you and heeseung decide to meet at your usual dance studio daily after all your classes, which wasn't hard because he also frequented the same one.
"i still can't believe we attend the same university," you say aloud as the both of you pack up your laptops and supplies.
"i know right, you would think one of us would recognize the dance studio we go to 24/7, right?" he laughs. "although, i've seen you use a different one sometimes."
"do you really watch my covers and streams often?" you ask baffled. he and you wave the workers goodbye and make your way to the brisk evening air waiting outside as the staff sends you off.
"i do, is that so hard to believe?"
"a little," you reply sheepishly.
"well, let me walk you to your dorm and prove to you how much of a choi y/n stan i am," he boasts, and you let yourself laugh freely as you walk beside him to your destination.
it's strange, knowing a famous youtuber you watched also knew and followed you, but then again, you're not exactly nobody either. when heeseung drops you off, he admits that he actually lives a few floors above you and that you two can walk home together after each rehearsal. it's even stranger, knowing a famous youtuber literally has been on your campus, in the same dorm building as you, and this whole time, the two of you have both been clueless as to the other's existence as an ordinary college student.
speaking of which, he can't be a dance major, right? otherwise, you would've already seen him! these thoughts keep you tossing and turning to the point you don't register when you fell asleep. when you wake up, you feel as if you didn't get any sleep at all, but get up and ready nevertheless, going through another regular day as a dance major.
by the time your classes are over, you walk out of the studio yawning about to stop by your dorm to freshen up and maybe fit in a nap. you're holding a hand over your mouth mid-yawn when a voice starts talking to you.
"good thing i stopped by to get coffee." you open your eyes and close your mouth to see lee heeseung holding two cups of coffee. he's dressed in an oversized white shirt and grey sweatpants, a common dance practice outfit, so why is your heart skipping so many beats. "yo, choi y/n."
"heeseung," you say, still shocked. he hands you the coffee, which is actually the same flavor you got yesterday. "thanks."
"no problem," he replies coolly. "maybe we should take a break before we get to it?"
"i'll be fine, how about we can start watching the choreo?"
"they're always ready to dance," he nods with an impressed smile. "as expected of a dance major."
the two of you walk inside and book a studio for a few hours as you raise an eyebrow at him. "wait, what major are you?"
"music production."
"that makes so much sense!" you say relieved, stepping into the studio room for the umpteenth time. "i was racking my brains wondering what major you were."
"so the famous choi y/n is curious about me?" he smirks. you groan and facepalm in response. "i'm kidding, i'm kidding. let's watch the video on my tablet?"
nodding, the two of you watch carefully, eyes glued to the screen at your respective roles. you hold your breath at some touchy parts but also notice that both idols were able to shine in their solos.
"a few tweaks here and there, and it'll be perfect," heeseung comments once the video is over. "but let's go over some boundaries, yeah? let me know what you're comfortable with and what you're not."
"right," you agree, once again relieved to have such a safe and understanding partner like him. "well, i think i'm okay with you touching my arms, shoulders, and hips like hyunseung did to hyuna. i just need some time to get used to it."
"alright, that sounds good," he says nodding with a hand under his chin. "then for today, i'll just hover my hands over the places they need to be."
"what a gentleman," you tease.
he rolls his eyes playfully at you. "let's start marking."
and so that's what the two of you start on. with the video on the tablet, you go through the motions with the speed lowered, eventually picking up more moves until you're able to follow at the normal speed. as expected of the top two dancers on youtube, the two of you are quick on observing and learning the dance and get done with basic marking within 20 minutes or so.
after marking, you take a quick water break to watch the video again in full detail, officially beginning your first real practice. as promised, throughout the entirety of marking, heeseung has kept his hands to himself, but you've become comfortable enough to have him do a little more.
before you start practicing for real, you decide to speak with him. "hee," you call him as he puts down his water bottle.
"hm?" he confirms that you have his attention, looking up with his large doe-like eyes while wiping his mouth off from some excess water.
"uhm.." you fidget with your top a little before mustering up some courage. "you can do light touches now for the choreo."
"really? are you sure?" you nod at his question, causing him to come up to you and ruffle your hair lightly. you bat his hands away with a pout, smoothing out the mess he made as he laughs at you. "that's great, y/n," he says with a bright smile, unknowingly making your heart beat a little faster as you nod again. in your head, you rush to cover up the physical reaction with an excuse that it's just from the amount of exercise you've done.
the two of you stand in front of the mirror, ready to go. before the music starts, heeseung turns to you and says, "just let me know if i make you uncomfortable at all."
"i'll be fine," you reassure him with a small smile. that's when the song begins, and the sparks start to fly. every move flowed like water, yet every touch between the two of you was like electricity as if the two elements were working together instead of fighting. even though the touches are light, they still put chills up your spine, in a way that you can only describe with the phrase "meant to happen."
was fate moving its course to put this match together, or were you imagining it? you're not sure, but you grin while catching your breath once the first practice is over. falling to the floor softly, you sit with your hands splayed behind you and let out a relieved sigh. "ahh... dancing is so... great!"
heeseung chuckles at your reaction and offers a hand to get you up. "i'm glad you think that because we got a lot more practice ahead of us, partner."
"yup!" you say with a widening smile. the moment you took his hand, you felt an electric jolt that almost made you let go. getting up, you shake it off and barely catch the expression on your dance partner's face. "is something the matter?"
he blinks a bit before he's shaking his head with that charming smirk of his. "nope! let's practice!"
practice, practice, practice. that's how the next few hours go. and just like the day before, heeseung walks you to your dorm building, this time the conversation about how excited the two of you are for the recording.
that's basically how the next four or so days go, now that heeseung came into your life. your daily routine of wake up, eat, class, dance, repeat was shaken by him, because now he was a part of it. it's an indescribable feeling, hanging out with him. the best word, or phrase actually, is the same one you used while dancing with him: meant to be.
so when you finally get to the day of recording, you almost don't want it to end. at least, that's what you're telling your best friend and makeup artist, kim sunoo.
"friend, you're telling me that you and this guy have been following along to..." he tells you to look up as he curls your eyelashes. "a dance like that for four days and you've been getting shocks this whole time?"
"i mean, yeah?"
"y/n, i love you, but you're missing a little something, aren't you?"
"wha-!?"
"pucker up, sweetie, we're making your lips look kissable," sunoo commands. you do an eye-roll but do as he says. "if you don't ask him out or do something by the end of this, you can at least kiss your best shot at a boyfriend goodbye with luscious lips."
he finishes applying the color and asks you to rub your lips together and make that pop sound. "perfect," your best friend compliments. "go out there and get your mans."
"thank you, sunoo!" you say, gazing at your reflection in the mirror and loving the way he accentuated your features. "by the way, you're all talk. you should ask your celebrity crush out when they appear on your channel."
"i'll get there when i get there!" he whines and starts pushing you out of his dorm room. "just go get 'em, tiger."
with that, you make your way to the dance studio where heeseung is waiting for you, dressed in hyunseung's iconic suit with the leopard-patterned blazer. your heart quickens, seeing how much more handsome he looks dressed up, hair slicked back and some makeup done. he looks up upon hearing the door open and his mouth slightly hangs open as well.
the both of you are silent as you approach him, in your equally bedazzling outfit, sheer to mimic hyuna's stage dress. "you look amazing," the two of you say at the same time. stunned at the simultaneous sentence, you two immediately start guffawing at how this was unlike your usual interactions.
"that was so awkward!" you blurt out, unable to contain your laughter.
"yea, not like us at all," he admits while he wipes a stray tear from laughing too hard away. smiling at each other, you admire the way his eyes reflect your image and sparkle. "you ready to get this show on the road."
"ready as i'll ever be." the two of you get into your positions on the opposite ends of the room, and heeseung starts the camera and the music soon after. you take each step slowly to meet him in the middle as he takes your hand and brings it up to his lips to give it a kiss while smirking. you keep your face professional as the two of you take a few steps forward, the back of his fingers curled over the front of yours.
starting back-to-back, you walk forward a bit before the beat drops and heeseung's part begins. you're on autopilot as you dance your fingers from his chest to his shoulders, and then the chorus comes. hips swaying, you're able to feel his hands' light taps on your body as the two of you lose yourself to the music you've danced to hundreds of times this week.
then, it's your killing part as you lipsync hyuna's rap and take bold steps around heeseung's body, ending up behind him to bring your hands over his shoulders and make a scratching movement across his chest. you step towards his side, do your thing, and walk away as if playing hard to get.
you wait for his part during the bridge and make a side glance towards him before moving towards him and performing the hip-heavy part of the chorus together. your partner moves his face up along your arm, taking it in like you're a statue. you then act like you brush him away when heeseung gets close enough. after this second chorus, you're leaving him to do his big solo, watching carefully as he makes his every move precise and crisp yet flow well.
it's the last chorus now, and this time, you can't take your eyes off each other as you finally face one another. you stay drowning in his shades of brown without a single misstep until you have to walk away from him. you wait for him to come towards you, back slightly turned away as he jaunts forward, making his way to be captured by your hand behind his neck.
the last breath of the song is the one where you're supposed to turn your head away as his own chases yours, but this time, you brave forward and lean in close. the music fades away, but all you hear is his breathing, feeling it against your own.
you stay like this, ensnared in each other's arms, forgetting about everything except the person wrapped close to you as you feel his every breath against your lips and every inhale and exhale under your hand. he searches your eyes, looking for some kind of sign. "do you mind if i—"
that was all you needed before you're pressing your lips against his. it only takes seconds for him to kiss you back, moving his hands from their previous position on your hips to hold your face. becoming breathless from dancing was one thing, becoming breathless from kissing heeseung was another thing entirely, it was in a league of its own you note as you pull away and rest your forehead on his.
"we'll have to edit that out," you say after what seemed like ages of taking each other in while chuckling.
"i have a better idea than editing."
"oh, and what's that, handsome?"
"look at you getting all bold, troublemaker," heeseung replies with that smile of his. he shakes his head, moving away from you and taking your hand in his. "how about we go on our first official date as youtube's top dancer couple?"
"that does sound like a better idea," you agree, your own smile widening.
"then let's make it happen, sweetheart."
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a/n: wow this was a long one!! i'm not sure if i detailed all the movements well, but i hope you all enjoyed it nevertheless <3
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soulwillower · 4 years
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so,,, maybe- hc bev x reader where they are both best friends with richie so they always hang out together and trashmouth says a bunch of things about them? -🎃
cute cute! i hope this is ok!
man so u have the fattest crush on bev
and u don’t know but she does on u too and the best part is that u two are little oblivious dummies
richie, however
he knows and he’s a shit about it
the three of u are like a duo and its cool and all ur aesthetics look cool together 
bffls
u and bev are so cute the way u kinda shyly flirt
bev will be more bold abt it tho
which means richie going “y/n, she’s trying to flirt with you.” 
and bev smacks the back of his head ahah
richie trying to be wingman for both of u lol and being so annoying
he tries to set u up on dates by making plans and then cancelling but he doesn't do it much bc he loves hanging out with u guys
that being said
richie complains about third wheeling all the time
he begs eddie or bill to come w him to the movies or like wherever u guys are going 
and they always say NO
bill especially bc hes like “then i’ll be fifth wheeling”
anyways
he sits in the back of the car when u or bev drive bc the other one is always in shotgun and richie rolls his eyes at that
grumbles about it lol
bev always rolls her eyes and flips him off 
but sometimes u see her blush
you just snap “shut up, richie” 
bev notices ur blush too tho
“can you guys just kiss already?” he says when u and bev are flirting
ur both like RICH
“when’s the wedding?” 
i see you blushing over there, marsh. what, did y/n send you a pic?” 
both of you hitting him for that one
he apologizes but hes giggling
hes an ass
u guys spend every second together 
if theres like a dance coming up and ur talking about it richie will be like “lets go together” 
u’ll both be like aw ok sure
and then he’ll go get a date the next day and be like “uh oh! u guys have to go together!”
trying to play matchmaker with u by means of so much teasing
“get a room”
telling rich that u n bev are going to go get sodas from the garage n asking if he wants something 
and he goes “get me a coke, try not to make out while you’re at it” 
and u and bev are just like.... 
awkward
but super tense
he teases her about u a lot when its just the two of them 
and u’ll walk in and he’ll go “oh y/n hi, bev was just telling me how dreamy your eyes are” or some shit like that
“y/n, doesn’t bev look beautiful today? you sure told me she did the other day.” 
omg when u guys get slushies at the gas station 
richie just pretends to remember something 
“bev, i think y/n needs your help, she’s looking for a girlfriend. she says she specifically wants someone with red hair and a really bad addiction to drinking blue raspberry slushies.”
she sticks her blue stained tongue out at him but shes like... does y/n really wanna date me
spoiler alert: u do
when u guys get together he takes FULL credit 
nobody believes him tho 
he gets mad abt it
u and bev secretly agree that his teasing made u guys realize ur feelings for each other 
cute ahhhh
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emilynicbanks · 4 years
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Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich
S1:E1 “Hunting Grounds” Thoughts
Why would you... want a vacation home in New Mexico??
okay I know I prob shouldn’t but if you evoke your Fifth Amendment right I'm gonna assume you’re guilty sorry not sorry
I WASNT EXPECTING A PIC OF EPSTEIN AND HARVEY WEINSTEIN
I wish I could paint 
wow Eileen Guggenheim really fucked over this college student
I can't imagine how awful it must be to know you connected your younger sister to a predator 
I want a massage after quarantine ends omg
Epstein... sent this girl... to Ohio??
okay homegirl painting photos of her sisters half nude makes me uncomfortable 
HE STOLE THE PHOTOS OF HER SIBLINGS TF 
THEY WENT TO THE FBI!! IN 1995!!!
he threatened the unborn kids of the journalist reporting this story what the fuck
the editor of vanity fair told the journalist ‘I believe Jeffrey Epstein’ and that makes me want to throat punch him. all of this could have stopped so long ago. 
lmao this guy said trump would want to reel back in a quote about epstein as if that would help trump’s image in any way
 okay so we’ve got an investigation going in Florida in 2005 and yet??
the fact that they were TOLD TO SAY they were over 18 
honestly shoutout to this detective for reassuring these girls that they did nothing wrong and it was all Epstein’s bitch ass 
the separation of wealth between palm beach and west palm beach always catches me by surprise 
predators taking advantage of young girls is always awful, but especially when they use money against them bc they know they’re poor
of course they were scared, they were young girls and epstein was RICH AS FUCK AND POWERFUL
all of their stories are so similar it’s terrifying 
EVEN! THE! RECRUITERS! WERE! VICTIMS! TF!!
‘epstein created a sexual pyramid scheme’ WHOA 
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queenofsquids · 5 years
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Ok so this head. (Omg look how tiny she is compared to the new giants) Doll Chateau Snowborn! I was super lucky once again and got one secondhand without having to do the 6-7 month wait from the company. Thank god for DoA sometimes you know?
I think I want to give the head a girl body. My dyed Limhwa here matches neck size and color really well, but the stylization is not doing it for me. So here's an idea... Resinsoul 60cm body?
Denver Doll has a NS body in stock, and I know from researching (what else can you do at night when feeding a baby for the fifth time?) that RS and DC "natural" are an extremely close color match. The body's neck is a bit too small for the head measurement, but I reckon it's workable. I can't seem to get a grasp on the real size of the body. It would be taller than my Limhwa here.
So the real question is, will the super thin body be a good style match. Resinsoul kind of appears less anatomically detailed to me in photos. Not cartoony like my FairyLand or AngelPhilia exactly. Maybe a little closer to fashion doll stylization. The Snowborn head is in a strange category to me; not really anime or cartoony, but not really realistic. I'm just not sure head and body are similar enough in style.
Another part of me is like, do I really care so much when I'm going to put clothes on this doll? Hmmm. Resinsoul is such a good price and I've heard nothing but good things about the resin quality and especially their newer sculpts.
The biggest drawback for me right now is her chest. The Resinsoul chest is umm really stiff looking. Perhaps I could mod the chest like the Limhwa body I did a while back (I really loved the work I did there!!). But do I want to buy a body I already have to mod? I kiiinda do because I liked the last mod. Mayyyybe. (Pic of Resinsoul 60cm body on left, my chest mod on right)
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did you see the pap pics of Camila in the black and yellow (kids costume of a bumble bee) looking dress?? Omg. Dude shawn is... SO hot. Like unbelievably hot. How the actual fuck did she get him.
I was watching a video with how Fifth Harmony flopped and Little Mix stayed as a group and Camila is just ....ugly and she looks completely different in photoshoots and on instagram because the pictures are edited but in general she’s just ugly af, like her head shape, that chin, those fucked up teeth, that ignorance, she just ain’t it.
If Shawn saw her in a club he would not ask her out or hook up with her, that’s not the type he usually goes for, they just have a history of friendship and he became attracted to how she is to him (accepting and nice to him) and how she is as a person and that can make you attracted to a person’s outside as well even if they’re not all that attractive, it happens. Especially since there’s years of flirting so his brain is like “even though she’s not my type...I like her for some reason”.
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Lockdown 2009
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Greetings all and welcome to my fifth installment of marching through every TNA/Impact Lockdown PPV. Catch up on the previous entries right here! As I watched this PPV it reminded me of where I was with enjoying Impact in this era of April of 2009 when Lockdown emanated from Philly. Even though this was about a third of the way into infamous head booker Vince Russo’s eight year run with TNA, I think I was near the peak of my TNA/Impact fandom. They maintained a solid X-Division lineup and former X-Division stars were becoming mainstays in the World Title picture like Samoa Joe and AJ Styles. TNA was getting a lot of momentum with its Main Event Mafia faction consisting of former ‘Monday Night Wars’ stars like Nash, Sting, Booker T, Scott Steiner and Kurt Angle. TNA’s ‘Knockouts Division’ they established when Impact went two hours in 2007 put WWE’s then ‘Diva-Search era’ to shame and I feel it was the predecessor to the ‘Women’s Evolution’ era in the WWE for the past few years. This came to a halt when Eric Bishoff and Hulk Hogan arrived in TNA by the end of 2009 and within a year Impact went from must-see programming to becoming a chore and largely ignoring it by the end of 2010. There will be more on that to look forward to in future Lockdown entries. Here are some key takeaways I had from the 2009 Lockdown before I breakdown the matches…. -I think this is the final Lockdown with Don West announcing because Tazz at this time in the midst of his no-compete clause after finishing up with WWE after nine years. Don West did an entertaining short run as a heel announcer a couple months prior although he largely played it straight on this PPV. Sure enough, Tazz debuted in TNA a couple months later and West was gone from the announce desk. West was an affable and authentic voice for TNA in these early years for the promotion and while Tazz was always a solid announcer, I could not help but feel the announce desk permanently took a dip with the removal of West. -This was year two or three of TNA leaving the safety nest of the Impact-Zone Arena at Universal Studios for a bigger arena gate on the road. Lockdown was one of just a handful of PPVs that TNA took on the road per year and it paid off with a big-time atmosphere, especially with this 2009 card taking place in a city known for its passionate fan-base in Philly.
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-Yearly props again go out to TNA promo-package voiceover guy, Barry Scott for delivering powerful narrations for all the storyline recaps before most matches yet again. His poignant voice makes any rivalry and PPV no matter how weak or strong at that moment seem must-see. WWE or AEW needs to hire this guy!!! -The 2009 DVD has a decent smattering of just over a half hour of extras. Aside from the pre-show match, there is a recap of the TNA Interaction fan fest, post-match interviews with Sting, Kevin Nash, Team 3D and a in-progress-of-being-stitched-up Mick Foley. Sting has some kind reflections after his match, Nash is a riot enjoying a post-match brewski, and they get so up close to the medical staff working on Foley that they have to issue a graphic content warning. A Smashing Pumpkins music video and a photo gallery I once again borrowed a few pics from for this entry round off the decent amount of extras. -TNA head honcho Dixie Carter made one of her first on-screen appearances for the company giving a quick interview to Jeremy Borash in the pre-show thanking the fans for their support. She started to make some PR appearances around this time to help promote the recently released Impact game on PS3 and 360 and I believe this was her TNA on-air programming debut. Regrettably, Dixie would go on to make more regular appearances in the years to come as an on-air authority figure much to the displeasure of viewers.
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-I liked the frequent quick backstage interviews with talent before their matches and them combined with the aforementioned Barry Scott recaps served as a nice refresher on the rivalries going into this, and none overstayed their welcomes unlike a lot of modern WWE rivalry recap packages. I think Lauren was probably the fourth or fifth backstage interviewer for TNA at this point, and she did a fine good job with her reactions and adding in a quick take relative to the storyline’s after most of the interviews wrapped which added a nice ‘fan’s perspective’ view on the feuds. -Also worth noting is future TNA president and current top brass of NWA, Billy Corgan made an early TNA appearance in the music video hype package for the PPV, which is also a DVD extra, with him lending TNA Bullet with Butterfly Wings for use. Speaking of Corgan, you guys should really watch NWA Powerrr!! It and NXT are my current top two shows of the overcrowded 2019 wrestling bubble in America. -Before we begin (I know…sorry), I have to touch on the Suicide character making his Lockdown debut. He was a masked wrestler that debuted in the previously touted Impact videogame. The Impact game was ridiculously over-promoted on TV each week, eventually culminating in the videogame character becoming an actual wrestler. As of this writing, six different individuals have donned the Suicide gear for various stints for the character in TNA up until earlier this year when his most recent run ended. Worth noting is Suicide’s trademark fingers-to-the-temple pose. That same pose would coincidentally become the well-known cover art of the far better performing game, Borderlands when that game first released the following year. Naturally, having fans chant ‘Suicide’ and having him face off against opponents named ‘Homicide’ stirred controversy and TNA answered the criticism and would change his name to Manik…..before ultimately changing it back to Suicide due to presumably fan demand/creative resentment? TNA! TNA!
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-Last year I noted how Lockdown 2008 had a shockingly low blade-job count with Brother D-Von being the sole wrestler who bled throughout the card. 2009 exponentially upped that number with six wrestlers donning the crimson mask with Abyss, Matt Morgan, Bully Ray, Mick Foley, Sting and Kevin Nash all doing the honors. Unlike WWE today, TNA did not change the mat canvas after a match if a wrestler bled so gradually throughout the night the mat transformed into a blood-soaked mess as you can see by the cell-phone photo I took with an overhead camera shot of the main event near the end of the PPV. -Ok, enough babbling, onto the matches of this 2009 Lockdown! The pre-show match is included as a DVD extra and has Eric Young squaring off against local Philly radio personality, Danny Bonaduce. Danny tries some slimy antagonist antics against fan favorite EY, and even sneaks in a little offense before Young surprised him with a roll-up for the win. Danny tried to avenge his loss by beating down Young afterwards, but Rhino came in for the save and gore’d the smithereens out of Bonaduce! The first official match on the PPV card was the annual X-Title, X-Scape contest. This saw champ, Suicide defending against ‘Black Machismo’ Jay Lethal, Sheik Abdul Bashir (formerly WWE’s Daivari), Kiyoshi and Consequences Creed (a pre-WWE Xavier Woods). I will give Vince Russo credit for accidentally stumbling into a legit thrilling finish for this X-Scape matc! It is probably one of my favorites of them so far. After a lot of trademark X-Division high-flying and a few pinfall eliminations, it came down to Suicide and Bashir to escape in order to win. Kiyoshi tried to climb the top of the cage to prevent Suicide from climbing over, but security intervened and pulled him down while Bashir attempted to sneak through the door during the distraction. Before Bashir could sneak out however, Suicide surveyed the surroundings and did a dive from the top onto the security and Kiyoshi outside the ring for the instant victory! It played out very convincingly and I was popping just as big for it as the crowd! -The second annual queen of the cage bout took place next between Sojourner Bolt, ODB, Daffney and then-Beautiful People intern Madison Rayne. Rayne would become a big player for the Knockouts division so it was interesting seeing her quite early in her TNA run. Unfortunately the Knockouts could not quite gel in this match and after several minutes of unremarkable action ODB hit a powerslam for the victory. The IWGP JR. Tag Titles match faired much better though with Motor City Machine Guns defending against LAX and No Limit. It was a bit on the spot-fest side of things, but a good one at that with the Guns successfully defending after hitting their Made in Detroit signature finish for the pin.
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-Abyss and Matt Morgan squared off next in the uniquely titled ‘Doomsday Chamber of Blood’ that saw its stipulation being a wrestler cannot score a fall unto they make their adversary bleed. With that, we saw the use of tacks, glass shards and chairs resulting in the expected bloodbath. This Lockdown also took place while Abyss was a little ways into his ‘escaped mental facility’ version of his character and he referenced in a pre-match interview seeking therapy to stop weapon violence from one ‘Dr. Stevie.’ That Stevie turned out to be a TNA-debuting Stevie Richards fresh off his WWECW run who distracted Abyss by taking away a chair from him that caused Morgan to hit his finish for the win. This match gets the honors of being my annual induction for being a solid lock for the eventual WWE home video release of ‘Top 50 OMG Moments of TNA/Impact.’ -The Knockouts Title was on the line next in a triple threat with Awesome Kong defending against Angelina Love and Taylor Wilde. Unfortunately a freak concussion happened to Angelina Love a couple minutes in after she took a cross-body from Wilde. She looked on auto-pilot while Wilde tried to bide time with a hold, but eventually they got the call to go home and Wilde took a weak kick from a handcuffed Kong for the awkward sudden victory. Hate to see it whenever this happens, but this was still a few years before the concussion controversies gained steam in the NFL and before WWE and TNA banned head chair-shots, so part of me was surprised TNA did the right thing and quickly ended the match when they realized something was not right, so good on them for that.
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-Both the TNA Tag Titles and IWGP Tag Titles were simultaneously up for grabs next between Team 3D and Beer Money. The announcers and promo package did a tremendous job hyping up this match for who would be the king of the tag teams and making this match have the vibe of a homecoming for Team 3D due to their ECW roots. All wrestlers left the cage within seconds of starting the match (they would be among many to do so throughout the night) and did a ECW-esque brawl throughout the crowd for old time’s sake! Eventually the action came back inside and saw a few good highspots that got the crowd and me rolling and finishing with Team 3D getting the feel good win after hitting Roode with a 3D through a table. -TNA’s version of War Games, Lethal Lockdown, happened next. It saw AJ Styles, Jeff Jarrett, Christopher Daniels and Samoa Joe team up against Kurt Angle, Scott Steiner, Booker T and Kevin Nash. Seeing how worn down Kurt Angle looked in his farewell match earlier this year it is remarkable how much better he looked ten years prior. He looks about 30 years younger! Highlights of this Lethal Lockdown see Steiner hitting impressive top rope suplexes and Franken-steiners to a big crowd pop and Scotty responded by doing an aggressive flurry of bird flipping motions to the Philly crowd before they could conjure up a ‘You Still Got It’ chant. After Jarrett entered last and the roof of the cage locked down with weapons on top, AJ and Angle quickly ascended on top of the cage roof with a big spot coming from AJ doing a splash through the roof of the cage onto a few Main Event Mafia members to a big reaction. The finish occurred when AJ got the pin on Booker T when Jarrett hit him with a guitar after Jarrett teased turning on AJ. TNA had another former WWE-debut immediately after the match though with Bobby Lashley having an odd motorcycle-themed tron and theme-song package as he posed to the crowd and did…..nothing else of note. This would be the first of two runs for Lashley in TNA where he eventually evolved into a pretty decent act before he went back to WWE last year.
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-The main event saw Sting defend his world title against Mick Foley. I recall not being into Foley’s ‘executive shareholder’ authority figure character here where he was squabbling with Sting for calling him out for being inactive and being portrayed as losing his marbles. He continues that characterization by pounding his forehead to bust himself open at the very beginning of the match. Foley looks like he got himself in decent shape in time for this match, but he could not go like he use to by this point in 2009 as this was mostly a kick and punch affair until in a baffling booking decision, Foley attacks a cameraman for being in his way, only moments later to demand that same cameraman to hand him an out of reach barbed-wire bat from outside the ring, to which the cameraman who just got pummeled by Foley quickly acquiesces to. After beating down on Sting with the bat for a while the two engage in a anticlimactic climbing-over-the-cage affair that Foley gets the best of to become the new TNA World champion in an underwhelming headlining bout. The two put on a good effort, and I hate to slight Foley, but he and the odd booking dragged things down a couple notches to the ‘alright’ quality level. -This was a 50/50 night for the eight PPV matches. On one hand we had the off night for the women and the mediocre Doomsday and world title matches, but on the other we had two standout tag title matches, easily the best X-Scape match yet and better-than-usual Lethal Lockdown bout. Overall I would have to say the good outweighs the bad and will give 2009 Lockdown a solid thumbs-up. Join me next time as we enter the first of four Lockdowns that transpired during the not-so-highly-regarded Hogan/Bishoff run! Past Wrestling Blogs Best of WCW Clash of Champions Best of WCW Monday Nitro Volume 2 Best of WCW Monday Nitro Volume 3 Biggest Knuckleheads Bobby The Brain Heenan Daniel Bryan: Just Say Yes Yes Yes DDP: Positively Living Dusty Rhodes WWE Network Specials ECW Unreleased: Vol 1 ECW Unreleased: Vol 2 ECW Unreleased: Vol 3 Eric Bishoff: Wrestlings Most Controversial Figure Fight Owens Fight: The Kevin Owens Story For All Mankind Goldberg: The Ultimate Collection Hulk Hogans Unreleased Collectors Series Impact Wresting Presents: Best of Hulk Hogan Its Good to Be the King: The Jerry Lawler Story The Kliq Rules Ladies and Gentlemen My Name is Paul Heyman Legends of Mid South Wrestling Macho Man: The Randy Savage Story Memphis Heat NXT: From Secret to Sensation NXT Greatest Matches Vol 1 OMG Vol 2: Top 50 Incidents in WCW History OMG Vol 3: Top 50 Incidents in ECW History Owen: Hart of Gold RoH Supercard of Honor 2010-Present ScoobyDoo Wrestlemania Mystery Scott Hall: Living on a Razors Edge Sting: Into the Light Straight Outta Dudley-ville: Legacy of the Dudley Boyz Straight to the Top: Money in the Bank Anthology Superstar Collection: Zach Ryder Then Now Forever – The Evolution of WWEs Womens Division TLC 2017 TNA Lockdown 2005-2016 Top 50 Superstars of All Time Tough Enough: Million Dollar Season True Giants Ultimate Fan Pack: Roman Reigns Ultimate Warrior: Always Believe War Games: WCWs Most Notorious Matches Warrior Week on WWE Network Wrestlemania 3: Championship Edition Wrestlemania 28-Present The Wrestler (2008) Wrestling Road Diaries Too Wrestling Road Diaries Three: Funny Equals Money Wrestlings Greatest Factions WWE Network Original Specials First Half 2015 WWE Network Original Specials Second Half 2015 WWE Network Original Specials First Half 2016 WWE Network Original Specials Second Half 2016 WWE Network Original Specials First Half 2017
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ragnarachael · 5 years
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Plead The Fifth: Good Morning, New York
Pairing: Eventual Peter Parker x Reader
Word Count: 1,013
Series Summary: On your off time between your college classes and shifts at The Square Diner, you help your friends Matt, Foggy, and Karen get their law firm back up on its feet after they made the decision to all work together again after having a falling out period.
You didn’t expect to end up finding love along the way.
A Note: my life has gotten kinda messy, but here’s some grade A content from me. (also matt isn’t in this chapter, i just needed a gif with the square diner involved)
Warnings: cursing, fangirling over a mr. hot “i’m apart of the avengers” steve and a sebastian stan lookin’ fella. also, what do you think steve and bucky argue about? i need some opinions for the next chapter ;) if you would like to be tagged for this series or any other series i’m writing, send me an ask!
un deux (you are here) trois quatre masterlist
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Monday mornings were rough. Especially after a night at Josie’s with Matt, Karen, and Foggy.
Maybe you were a lightweight? Who knows.
You were up and out of your bed just five minutes after your alarm went off, ready to suffer through another long shift of work before your class later in the afternoon.
You had taken your time pulling on your standard uniform of black jeans and a white button up when your phone was ringing.
Stumbling over to it, you grabbed it from your nightstand as your shirt finally tucked in to your liking, hitting the green answer button on your screen without even checking the contact.
“Hello?” You called out, quickly turning the speaker option on so you could run around your room while talking and keep your phone on its charger.
“Y/N, hey!” Jack, one of the cooks that was to be working with you this morning said over the phone.
“Jack? What’s up?” You questioned as you stood in front of your full length mirror, fixing up some weird folded bits of your shirt.
“Uh, just waiting for the opener to come,” Jack replied awkwardly before clearing his throat, “how long does it take you to get here?”
You rose your brows as you looked at your reflection, starting to run your hands through your hair to put it up so it was out of your eye sight before moving quickly to your closet for a jacket.
“Don’t tell me I forgot it’s my day to open again,” you said loudly as you tried not to let an angry tone over take your words.
You heard Jack laugh over the receiver while you pulled a jacket on before zooming over to your shoes you kept near your bedroom door.
“I hate to tell you this, but you kinda forgot-”
“Shit!” you exclaimed, groaning just as loud as you pulled your shoes on quickly, ignoring the pain of shoving your foot in before you were back up on your feet and grabbing your bag from the top of your dresser.
“I should be there in 30 minutes if I run instead of taking the train-”
“Y/N, calm down! It’s okay! Just take your time! However if I have to make small talk with Steve again, I’m going to open this door with my head.”
You let out a loud laugh as you dug around your bag so you could feel your wallet, apartment keys, and diner keys.
The second you felt those three items after digging around the extra things you shoved into your bag on a daily basis, you threw it onto your shoulder and moved to where your phone was plugged in to unplug it.
“Which Steve is it? The one that claims he’s with the Avengers or Nikki’s grandfather?”
“I wish it was the one that was saying he’s with the Avengers. He’s more attractive to look at,” Jack grumbled before letting out a hiss.
“Did he just hear you say that?” You questioned, tapping on your phone screen to take Jack off speaker and hold your phone up to your ear as you started to move quickly out of your room. Jack sighed.
“Yeah. I’ll let you go so you can finish getting ready, just please be here within in the hour,” Jack begged quieter this time, causing you to laugh while you flew through your small living space to throw open the main door and stand out in the hall as you dug for your apartment keys to lock up.
“I’m leaving my place now, I should be there soon if I walk fast enough. You owe me something to eat once everyone is served,” you bargained, tugging your lanyard that had your keys on it out just enough to lock your door up before you were making your way quickly down the hall and opting to take the stairs.
“Yeah, yeah. Just get here soon and we can hope that Avengers boy shows up today. I’ll talk to you when you finally open.”
You let out a huff as you said your goodbyes, hanging up the call and shoving your phone into your bag as you dodged a few people coming up the stairwell.
Eventually you made it outside in one piece and started to walk quickly down the emptyish sidewalks towards the general direction of the diner, keeping a hand tightly on your bag’s strap as the wind picked up slightly.
Your phone went off with your text sound when you were over half way to the diner.
Quickly, you pulled your phone out as the sidewalks started to get a bit more crowded and hit your home button to see who had texted you.
It was from Jack. It looked like there were two messages and a picture. You huffed and quickly tapped the notifications before unlocking your phone and seeing the conversation pull up.
OMG SO
HOT STEVE IS HERE AND HE BROUGHT SOME HOT SEBASTIAN STAN LOOKING GUY WITH HIM
You tried not to laugh at the texts and tapped on the matching picture.
Surely enough, Jack was right.
Steve was standing with the Sebastian Stan guy that had shoulder length hair, the both of them wearing what looked like just casual outfits.
Steve even had a veteran hat on with sunglasses.
You quickly glanced up and looked ahead of you to be sure you could text Jack back really fast.
                                              i’m cackling why is steve wearing a vet’s hat???
         also that sebastian stan looking guy has one hell of a jawline, try and                                                              get me more pics for further inspection.
Just as you locked and shoved your phone into your pocket, some guy slammed right into your shoulder.
Your head whipped around to look at the culprit, only to see a mop of curls on his head with a light red plaid shirt and jeans.
“Watch it next time, asshole!” you shouted over your shoulder before dodging the oncoming lines of people before turning to your right to take a quick short cut to the diner.
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Awww that's super cute!!! Okay next question! Show your top 5 favorite bias outfits!! Include why you like them too. You can do this to ALL of your bias if you like!-twinkles
omg,,,okay. this is a though question bc i have a lot of answers so be prepared for the ride umm i went a little overborad but are we even surprised
starting off with my ult bias, Minho
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also excuse the pic collage watermark lmao
umm why. well. i included three stage outfits,, the first one is from the double knot era and i just think that outfit is superior. the third one is from laventer era and he just looked stunning dancing in that 🥺 and the fourth pic,,idk i just like the jacket. the fifth pic is a superior minho look that still gives me heart attacks,,like the visual is out of this world. and the rest are more casual outfits that are like really cozy and stuff and i just like that vibe on him lmao
next up, my second ult bias - Jisung
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okay first off Jisung's fashion sense is top notch,,especially the bottom row ?? like yes,,nation's eboy vibes. also i live for the frat boy jisung look on the last pic. and the yellow hoodie had me simping over weeks,,i literally had a dream w jisung in that hoodie and it was my phone lockscreen for weeks
then,,here, have a compliation of my skz most fav outfits that are not minsung:
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so i guess i like either hoodies, eboy outfits or sophisticated outfits lmao
also,,a pic of my fav ever stage outfits they ever had:
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okay next up, we've all seen this coming. Jungkook. the eboy himself.
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he is a fashion icon wbk. i just love this vibe sm and anything he wears just looks so good on him ?? 🤧
here,,i present you bts outfits i really like that are not jungkook:
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and here is a compilation of honorable mentions that are not skz and bts,,aka heeseung, soobin and the fashion icon himself, yeonjun
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soo yes. sorry for all of this :')
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amidalogicdive · 6 years
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I was tagged by @geekgoddess813 who was interested in hearing what I would say lol. IDK why, I'm such a pleb asdfghjkl  XD  hahaha! But, I did it for you!
Instructions:
To celebrate a year of FFXV and the end of the first year of updates, let’s spread the FFXV love! I haven’t seen a tag meme like this for FFXV yet, so I decided to make one. If you see this and want to, copy/paste this list and share what your favorite things about FFXV are.
Favorite Chocobro:
Oh, my god, this isn’t fair, so I can’t say Nyx?! Lol, ok no seriously.  If Noctis counts, he’s my favorite. If it has to be one of the other three, it would be Ignis. I’ve always loved Ignis and (fun fact) before I was a huge NyxNoct shipper, I was an Ignoct shipper. If ya look back I have a few Ignoct fics...that I still need to finish.  >.<
Favorite Guest Party Member (including Ravus and Libertus from DLC):
Oh damn, this is hard. This is really hard, I’ve deleted my response like three times cuz I keep on going ‘oh but what about…’ Ugh, do I have to pick, can I plead the fifth? Ugh fine…
Ravus - Because I loved getting more backstory on him. This poor boy was so wronged, and while he did come off as an ass, everything he was doing was for Luna.
Aranea - Girl got some sass and I love it, she was fun to listen too and I’m glad she was tossed into a DLC as a guest party member. We needed more Aranea in FFXV
Cor - Damn son, I love this man here. I need to know more, I want more backstory. Seriously, he got the respect of Gilgamesh!! GILGAMESH TALKS ABOUT THIS LITTLE IMMORTAL LION! *flails*
Yeah, I couldn’t pick  :P
Favorite Minor Character(s):
Can I pick two? CAN I?! Biggs and Wedge - Ok ok, they weren’t in it a lot but I loved them. They were funny and their loyalty to Aranea was just, ugh. I really liked them and I wanted more of their back and forth, especially with Aranea lol. When she asked them to drive a train into a daemon-infested city - which was basically a suicide mission for all they knew and they are just like, oh that's all? Yes boys, yes!  
Favorite Villain:
This is so easy, frikin Ardyn ‘Trash Jesus’ Izunia. What, you didn’t hear me, let me repeat: ARDYN ‘TRASH JESUS’ IZUNIA. Ok, let me explain something here. This boy, this BOY WAS SO WRONGED. He did everything that was asked of him, and what happens? He gets fucked over by his brother, the crystal changes his mind and the gods - not only do they turn against him, but they won’t even let him pass on into the afterlife. Dragonbutt needs to get some balls, but damn son, you did nothing! You caused this problem to happen!
This man had 2000 years of suffering, hatred, and betrayal built up inside of him and he went off the deep end. Like he said, it wasn’t even about Noctis. He was just the poor sap that was born to be the King of Light. This was revenge against a crystal that denied him and the gods that turned their back on him. And you can see it, you can see he’s still hurting, you can see there is a good man that’s been tainted by thousands of years of torment. When he tells his story to Noct, you can see the pain, and when Noct beats him, you can see that he thinks Noct’s going to do the same thing the Gods, Crystal and his brother did. Erase him. I love this trashy man, and I can’t wait for this DLC.
Favorite Kingsglaive Character:
No Surprise: Nyx. Do I really need to explain why? He’s an amazing, cocksure, humble, hurting little ball of fire that fights like the daemons and just makes my heart do weird things in my chest. This man is so frikin badass, even the Kings had to bow down to him and let him take charge. This dry sense of humor and self-sacrificing nature is just asdfghjkl and though all of it he never forgot who he was and what he was fighting for. Like he said, his life means nothing but giving a future to those who wanna see it is everything. Oh, baby, your life is everything, and he deserved better, damn it.
And don’t even get me talking about the fact that three, THREE frikin people put on that ring (four of you count Luche, but eh…) and all three asked the Kings for their strength and two of them for sure (Nyx and Ignis) offered to sacrifice their life and only NYX FRIKIN DIED.
No, don’t get me started - cuz we are talking more salt then the dead sea here…  >.<
Favorite Astral/Divine Being:
Funny thing, I have always loved Shiva since like FFVIII. She’s my Queen, I bow down to her… but before I realized that Gentiana was Shiva, I was in love with Gentiana. When I saw her in clips before the game came out I was thinking: Woman I don’t know who you are, or what your role is, but please I love you. Her being Shiva, my Queen, my everything… that just made it even better. Lol, so obviously - Shiva.
Favorite Character Overall:
Noctis. He is a very self-sacrificing and strong character who goes through a lot and honestly, finds his courage and self-worth. I think he had a lot of issues before, I think he was depressed and didn’t feel like he was right for the throne, and he was just playing a part. Once he was out there, once he realized what had happened and that he was now King, things changed. He because braver, and stronger. He started putting his trust in others as much as they put their trust in him. He realized that he didn’t have to do things and save people for the recognition, just doing was enough. You can see the impact that it had in comrades, where people (just random NPCs) talk about a boy or four boys in black who saved them, or helped fix their car or did some random act for them and how much it meant. He goes from a kinda sheltered boy to a King who knows what sacrifice is. I love his change, and how he keeps going. Like he told Iggy, they can’t stop, they have to keep going or everyone who sacrificed their lives for him, it would be pointless.
Noct is a good boy.  :3
Favorite Weapon:
Nyx kukri that you get in Insomnia, oh don’t act like you’re surprised lol. Noctis always has them on him and I use them a lot.
Favorite Location:
Omg, so many people are gonna disagree and be like: What?! *flails* - I like Altissia lol. It was confusing at first, but now I know my way around pretty well, and I love the 3x exp from the hotel.  >.>
And I love the arena and gambling lol, and that was the first time I head the whole “this place is so romantic” “And you're here with us, all three of us, you are a lucky man” and about died. Lol
Favourite Quest/Questline/Hunt:
The fishing questline. Hush, don’t laugh at me… I honestly really love fishing in this game and I loved the fishing questline with Navyth.
Favorite Boss:
Ardyn, lol. He’s such a shit and I love to listen to him shit talk Noctis as they fight. Ifrit was a good fight too, so kudos to that fiery SOB. lol
Favorite Monster/Monster Family/etc:
Tonberry, I’ve always loved Tonberry with their cute little lanterns and their stabby frikin knifes. They are small, cute and ruthless. It's like that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail “Aww it's just a little Bunny Rabbit…. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!”  Yeah, Tonberry!  :D
Oh, and Coeurls. Just cuz I like cats and much respect for something that can one-shot me with lightning from its whiskers lol.
Favorite Song:
Please like I can pick just one… So like here are my top whatever:
Nox Aeterna: So short but so much emotion. Nox Divina: Badass summoning music, yes, please! Noctis: It was not what I was expecting, and it was a very pleasant surprise!   Prayer De Luna: This is just asdfghjkl she’s got a beautiful theme and ya gotta respect it. Dewdrops at Dawn: So beautiful, simple and just all the feels. Just makes me think of the people seeing the sunrise after such a long time, or for the first time for some… and realizing what Noct gave up for them. Somnus: The original, the beauty that it is. This song is a godsend, I love it and I love her voice.
Favorite Boss Theme:
Does Somnus Ultima count? I mean its basically the second part of the... fight? Damn, I love that song! Ok if not, Magna Insomnia is epic, and love it. Also, Hellfire, damn that opening (the first like 18 seconds) sounds so ominous like wtf did I get myself into here lol.
But honestly, all around this soundtrack and all of the music is epic - honestly, there is no song I hate, except maybe Stand By Me - but only because it makes me FEEL THINGS PPL SJHAFKLHSJ!! Just kidding I love it too. ;-;
Favorite Non-Episode DLC/Update/Event:
Assassin’s Festival was awesome and I want them to put the whole roof thing into Lestallum full time so we can run up there and have fun lol. Think of all the NPC’s and shit they could put up there and quests they could add. Yes, please lol.
Favorite Episode DLC:
Ugh, ok. It’s a toss-up. 
I love Episode Ignis because it adds so much to the story and the alternate endings, yes, please. I love that SE made the end of this game so transparent and said that the ending of the main game was simply an Alternate Reality, something that could have happened. Now they start tossing in all these other endings and you realize that one choice, one thing did differently could have changed the whole outcome of the game asdfghjkl. I know some don’t like it, but like Episode Ignis said: Possibilities.  And I love those possibilities.
That said - Episode Prompto, and him finally finding out who he was, dealing with it and coming to terms with it. Finally having the courage to tell his friends, look this is what I am. Not only to see them accept him but for him to accept himself… it was great!
Other Favorites of Note:
I love:
flying the Regalia, except when I crash and kill them all. 
hitting the breaks when Noctis is sitting on the trunk and seeing him getting all pissed off.  
the fishing and I need to catch them all. 
the shit talking they do while fighting
the new character switch during battle and the geeky things they do and say.
just driving around and listening to the soundtracks.
the pics that Prompto takes.
Idk, there is so much to list. I mean is it a perfect game? No. But do I love it and do I enjoy playing it? 100% Yes. 
Anyway, I sometimes like all the plot holes that they leave all over the place. Perfect for me to build a fic around and let my own imagination inspire me. I haven’t loved a Final Fantasy game like this in a long time, and I'm glad that I do. It made me meet some really nice people and fall into a perfect little life raft of feels that makes up the NyxNoct fandom!
So, let's see what y’all gotta say now. I tag (and you don’t have to do it lol especially if you already did!): @prettyprompto @aithilin @courtingdestruction @grimmvertigo @jazzraft @midnightpyres @rsasai @argent-the-moderately-useful @ghostl0rd @ignoctgirl @cardigan-carm @glaivenoct @nicolareed @nicrt @stylishchocobutt  @bezier-curve
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imagineproduce101 · 7 years
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Kang Dongho Hogwarts AU
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(while i was looking for pics of dongho for this collage i had to fucking PAUSE because he’s so hot like wtf dude chill a bit)
kang dongho is like hottest gryffindor to walk the planet and he knows it
even your fellow housemates-- SLYTHERINS-- worship the ground that he walks on
what happened to slytherin gryffindor rivalry
he is hot you have to admit
((especially after a quidditch game when he’s sweaty mM)
(you’re thirsty but whatever)
as a slytherin, people will be rude to you guys sometimes regarding the dark past of the house
it’s not uncommon for you to get jinxed in the hall or for your bookbag to ~magically~ fall apart
one time you were leaving class when you heard someone shout really loudly
“what the hell do you think you’re doing?”
the person yanked you behind them and cast a Protego spell
it was kANG DONGO :))))))))))
“a-ah, i didn’t realize you two were friends”
apparently some seventh year gryffindor was going to jinx you as you walked away?
“even if we weren’t, that doesn’t give you the right to cast a spell on someone’s back, you fucking coward”
just looking up at his back as he defended you made your heart beat a little bit~
but then
“wait we’re not friends”
dongho turned to you with a small smile on his face when the jerk left
(you hissed “jackass” after him as he walked past)
“no?” he asked, cocking his head. “i would have thought maybe we would be after that?”
“well, i dunno, you don’t seem the type to make friends with fifth-year slytherins”
dongho kind of frowned and patted you on the shoulder
“house doesn’t mean anything to me” he said firmly, sending you the world’s most adorable, fluffy smile
(yall know which one i’m talking about)
“well, thanks for saving me, i guess” you said stiffly, making him chuckle
“anytime” he grinned, waving as he walked off
“but i didn’t need saving!” you yelled after him, feeling your cheeks heat up a bit at the interaction 
dongho just laughed and kept walking
that night at dinner your friends teased your MERCILESSLY about it
news travels fast a hogwarts
and for some reason hwang minhyun, a fellow slytherin who was also close with dongho, kept looking at you, as though he was trying not to laugh?
the next day after charms, you’re leaving flitwick’s classroom when you bump into a chest
a very muscular chest
“ready?”
dongho smiled down at you, taking your charms textbooks from your arms
cue the blushing
“what are you doing?”
“walking you to your next class... obviously”
“yeah, but why?”
“just getting to know my new friend”
you were like 87% sure that he was flirting with you
but it’s kang dongho there’s no way one of the hottest guys at hogwarts was flirting with you
but pretty soon he’s meeting you after your classes and walking you to your next one
and people start asking you if you’re dating??????
“w-what? no! no, no way!”
lots of blushing
then one day after potions, he meets you and is visibly nervous and youre like ummmmmmmm
“hey, i have a question”
“i’m not doing your homework”
“no! thats no what i was going to ask”
you laugh at his panicked expression
hes such a fluffball omg
“actually, gryffindor has a really important match coming up... i was wondering if you wanted to come and watch it?”
“it’s not against slytherin, right?”
“no, it’s against ravenclaw”
“yeah, sure!”
as the match approaches he keeps bothering you to wear gryffindor gear
“i would never be caught dead in such traitorous clothing”
“pleaaaaase?”
he keeps begging and begging and finally you’re like
‘oKAY jesus will you stop sending me owls every two seconds asking?”
“yes”
the morning of the match you’re eating breakfast with your friends
and he comes up behind you and drops something on your head
“what the hell is this?”
“my hoodie!”
he gave you his FUCKING gryffindor quidditch sweatshirt
you grumpily put it on, refusing to admit how warm and cozy and snuggly it is
as soon as he leaves the shitstorm starts
“OH MY GOD U GUYS ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!”
“DATE ALREADY!”
minhyun and jonghyun won’t stop laughing at you
“piss off, mr. emotionally constipated”
you end up going to the match with minhyun and jonghyun anyways since they cheer for dongho
(i live for interhouse friendships)
and he does amazingly
he keeps scoring and scoring and scoring and it’s amazing?
what are skills?
you’re a little worried for the gryffindor keeper who collided with a ravenclaw chaser at the very end of the match
but gryffindor wins!!
and you congratulate him and he’s super happy and smiley
“the sweatshirt looks good on you, you should keep it” he told you after the match as you walked back to the castle together
“i would never do something so traitorous”
he invites you to the gryffindor afterparty
and gryffindors know how to party
people are drunk as hell by the time you get there
dongho isn’t drunk, but definitely celebrating 
he’s surprised that you showed up at all
“wow, you look nice”
the incredibly intelligent gryffindors decide to play spin the bottle
when dongho spins you COULD HAVE SWORN THAT YOU SAW MINHYUN TAKE OUT HIS WAND AND WHISPER SOMETHING
but there’s no time to investigate because of course, it lands on you
and everyone’s cheering and dongho smiles that kind of sheepish smile and you guys lean in and kiss
and oh is that his tongue yes it is you two are making out in front of a good 50 drunk teenagers
who are all cheering
loudly
you separate breathlessly
“that was something” dongho looks over the moon
“it was”
“FUCK ALREADY”
and you’re blushing again
“fuck off seongwoo”
both of you tap out of spin the bottle and just snuggle up on one of the comfy couches by the fire
“i guess it’s pretty obvious that i like you, (y/n)
“it was kind of obvious when minhyun kept making fun of you whenever you talked to me”
“that fucking snake”
“um, yeah”
he’s so cuddly and adorable but also hot as fuck?
you get offended by his face like 24/7
he continues to walk you to class
one time this ravenclaw kept trying to hit on you
and you didn’t really want to tell dongho because you knew he would go a bit insane
and so one time the ravenclaw was talking to you after class and dongho greeted you and just pulled you into a kiss like RIGHT in front of him
“you’re such an alpha male it’s incredible”
“you love it, though”
“i could do with a bit of chill, dear”
i just really live for kang dongho what a beautiful man
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favors · 4 years
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i wasn't being sarcastic i meant like it i really love ur clothes in those pics... especially the fifth one
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OMG THANK YOU 💓
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mikelogan · 7 years
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JDox for the ship meme!!
General:
Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Forever and ever, amen
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I have so many different HCs ranging from the two of them meeting right before JD even starts at Sacred Heart to not getting together until JD’s leaving Sacred Heart, and anywhere in between.
How was their first kiss? - Two options: it was either extremely sudden and passionate and full of built-up need and desire OR it was soft and slow and tender and not at all what either of them expected it to be but completely and totally perfect
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Almost always Perry. JD understands Perry’s reservations about marriage, but for the record, he would have said yes just about whenever Perry asked
Who is the best man/men? - Turk is JD’s best man and Ben would be Perry’s (though if Ben’s not still alive, it’d be Kelso)
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Elliot would be JD’s and Jordan would be Perry’s, but Carla could be either tbh. I see her as being more of Perry’s, but she would definitely have a place in the ceremony. And if Kim is in the picture, she’d also be JD’s.
Who did the most planning? - JD, of course.
Who stressed the most? - JD would get stressed about the planning aspect of it, but Perry would be stressed because he wants the wedding to be everything JD wants it to be and he doesn’t want to disappoint him or fall short in any way.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. I don’t think that it would be bonkers, but JD would want it to be really beautiful and elegant and well, they’re both doctors. They’ve got the money for it.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The Janitor. He crashed anyway.
Sex:
Who is on top? - I’m assuming this is related to position and not who bottoms/tops. Perry is on top most of the time (unless JD’s feeling particularly desperate) and he also tops 98% of the time.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Usually JD, though I do love the idea of Perry not being able to keep his hands off JD.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head Don’t appreciate the cis/heteronormativity here, but I don’t think they’re always kinky, but they occasionally break out toys and blindfolds and handcuffs.
How long do they normally last? - I definitely think they’d have a lot of quickies when they’re at work (supply closets, on-call rooms, Perry’s office when he becomes Chief) but when they’re at home and can take their time with each other, they make it last and they make it count.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Tbh I feel like Perry is always making sure JD is taken care of a little more than necessary, but it always evens out in the end.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. They can get pretty rough, especially since that’s how I think JD’d like it (though you wouldn’t know it from looking at him), but every so often, they slow down and take their time and it’s really gentle and tender and melts my heart.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - The “naturally” kind of annoys me here, but depending on when they get together they could have 1, 2, or 3 biological children from different relationships, though I headcanon JD as trans, so there’s a chance that he could carry their child, so that’s a possibility too
How many children will they adopt? - I don’t think they would
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - JD, probably, just because he loves taking care of the kids, but they try to keep the childcare as even as they can
Who is the stricter parent? - Perry, definitely, but only because he loves and cares for his children so much
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Perry!
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - JD usually. He always puts cute notes in the lunches, too.
Who is the more loved parent? - Omg they’re both loved equally! The kids know they can get away with more on JD’s watch, but Perry is an Ultra Softie when it comes to his kids as long as they’re behaving. And any time Jennifer gives Perry puppy dog eyes, he just melts
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Honestly, I don’t really see either of them being very into that, but if anyone, I think it’d be JD.
Who cried the most at graduation? - JD bawls his fucking eyes out at any slightly momentous occasion in the kids’ lives.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - JD would be the first one the kids call, but JD always tells Perry everything. They don’t have secrets, so imagine the kid expecting JD to show up, but Perry does.  He picks up the kid and they get a very lengthy lecture on the way home.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - I think JD would like to cook.  Perry was a bachelor most of his life and probably subsisted on cafeteria food and takeout, so he likes when JD cooks for them.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - JD, but neither of them are very picky to begin with.
Who does the grocery shopping? - They go together and Perry spends the majority of the time vetoing half the shit JD puts in the cart.
How often do they bake desserts? - JD LOVES baking around the holidays. Perry happens to love coming home to the smell of cookies and brownies in the oven
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Perry’s definitely a meat lover and JD likes both
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Perry!!! He’s not always romantic, but when he is, he goes all out and it usually makes JD emotional
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - JD.  He’s just more social as a person than Perry is, but once Perry gets along with JD’s friends, he doesn’t mind it as much
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - It sounds like something JD would do, but I don’t think either of them are as inept at cooking as I am lmao
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Perry’s a generally neat person and it tends to drive him a little crazy when JD leaves his dirty clothes lying on the floor next to the hamper
Who is really against chores? - JD, probably, but he does pull his own weight. He just doesn’t like being told to do something. He’d rather do it on his own terms
Who cleans up after the pets? - JD’s the one who insists on having them, so he takes on that responsibility
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - JD lmao
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - JD. That’s about the only time he wants things to be perfect, especially when Paige comes to visit the first time and she stays with them. He’s so worried about impressing her that he goes on this weird cleaning spree
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Perry. He finds a lot of things there. Finder’s keepers!
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - JD. He also loves shower sex.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Perry. Even though he didn’t want the damn thing, they eventually become really bonded.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - The moment it hits September 1st, there are fall decorations courtesy of JD. October 1st means it’s Halloween. November 1st is Thanksgiving, aka cornucopias all over the house. December 1st through about February is Christmas Christmas Christmas. And don’t get me started on Valentine’s Day.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Perry wants JD to be as happy as he possibly can be. He is so devoted to him and do absolutely anything for him. JD just loves Perry so much that he feels like Perry is literally a part of him. They really have a give-and-take relationship that is so solid to its core that it would take something completely unstoppable to break them apart.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - JD
Who plays the most pranks? - JD, but he sucks at it
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sweetlipsandroses · 5 years
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oliver x zoe abo
General:
Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Far longer than forever
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - On first meet
How was their first kiss? - Hot, especially since I’m pretty sure it came after they had sex.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Oliver (However Zoe had been dropping hints for weeks)
Who is the best man/men? - Jasper and Zeth
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -  Astra, Isabella, and Clara
Who did the most planning? - Both of them 
Who stressed the most? - Zoe (oh god she is a ball of stress)
How fancy was the ceremony? -  Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. cause  - Cause Oliver wanted to spoil his bride
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Conner (just cause that boy can make any party a wild one and that’s not what Zoe wanted)
Sex:
Who is on top? -  They take turns
Who is the one to instigate things? - Oliver (horny alpha)
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Depends on if it’s quickie or not
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Oliver wants Zoe to cum as much as possible
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 12 at least (Zoe)
How many children will they adopt? - Oliver stop your child crazed wife
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Oliver cause Zoe is asleep
Who is the stricter parent? - Oliver (Zoe tries but Oliver ends up assisting)
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Zoe
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Zoe
Who is the more loved parent? - What kind of question is this how dare you think they aren’t both loved
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Zoe
Who cried the most at graduation? - Zoe
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Oliver cause Zoe is freaking out and crying her babies are in jail and then pull them in the house by their ears
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? -  Zoe - she does it naturally
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - I believe Zoe? It’s more like she wants it just to be perfect for her alpha
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both they make a date out of it and people around them grown at the affection.
How often do they bake desserts? - Zoe is making Oliver fat at this point
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -  Meat lovers
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Oliver since he tries...but I have a feeling he might accidentally forget once and is just like oh shit when Zoe does it to him.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Oliver, Zoe is a homebody
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Oliver, Zoe doesn’t burn things.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Zoe
Who is really against chores? - Neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - Oliver
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Oliver
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Zoe
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Zoe and she adds it to the date money jar.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Zoe cause she is singing 
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both, again disgusting the world with their coupleness.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - A lot and omg Zoe goes full out for holidays watch out.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To be happy together and just love one another.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Oliver
Who plays the most pranks? - Oliver - after one spider prank however he tries to avoid insects since it took a whole hour to convince Zoe to forgive him from the other side of a door.
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