#the hot one

[rqgender]

Today's gender is the hot one.

#the rusty quill #rusty quill #the magnus archives #themagnusarchives #tma #magnus pod #magnuspod #tma podcast #tma pod #tmapod #mag pod #tim stoker #tim #the hot one

[dried-deep-sea]

Scrap #5

I realized i had another version of the first piece of scrap I ever posted floating around my hard drive. Also, if you are curious, I'm almost finished with the chapter all of this stuff has been removed from and I'm very excited.

He didn't remember falling asleep, but it hadn't been long. Definitely a few hours by how far into his room the sun had crept. He went to rub his eyes and was shocked to see he was still transformed.

"What the fuck," he muttered to himself. He sat up and as soon as his feet touched the floor, little blots swam across his vision and it felt like someone was scratching at his skull from the inside. He groaned immediately putting pressure on his eyebrow and pushing up and out along his forehead with his fingertips in a pitiful attempt to ease the pain.

"What time is it?" He muttered, halfheartedly trying to get his eyes to focus on his clock, but it was far away and the headache digging its way into his head was making it difficult to focus on anything.

"Its almost a quarter until noon." A low masculine voice rumbled from behind him, and Adrien nearly jumped out of his skin with fright. Despite its familiarity he struggled to match it with a name or a face or a memory for that matter, simultaneously something he had always known, and never heard before. He stood pivoting on the balls of his feet to face the threat. His eyes darted back and forth as he tried to trace the voices' source of origin and came up empty.

"Aw, poor little kitty's having trouble finding me?" Wicked laughter sent buckets of cold ice down his spine. He thought he felt the ghost of a hand brush against his shoulder from behind and again he whipped around only to find nothing behind him.

"Who are you?" He growled, slowly turning in place studying his room as details began to distort under his scrutiny. "Why are you here?" He reached for his baton and found that it was gone.

Again the cackle this time directly into his left ear, Adrien swung blindly but found only air, his momentum tipped him off balance and he tumbled over his couch. He was sure that he would hit the ground but he just kept falling down, down, down, head over heels over and over as the shapes and colors of his room distorted, almost seeming to loom over him as he spun.

"I'm shocked, how uncharacteristically impolite of you, Adrien Agreste. I'm your only real friend in this world and you don't even remember me?" The voice was drenched in condescension and fake sweetness. "After all I've done for you, for your family you try to strike me?" His face met floor before he even realized it was there. The impact sending spikes of pain flooding his system.

His mouth tasted like copper, and his right ear was ringing. He couldn't breathe, he tried to push himself up but a weight slammed down on his back and he was pinned in place struggling to pull air into his body. Someone was trying to hold him down and they were saying something he couldn't make out. He thrashed trying to break their hold.

"Adrien, its ok!" He paused, heart hammering in his chest. "You were having a bad dream."

His eyes snapped open and he didn't believe what he saw. For a moment he was sure that he had been knocked out and his brain was now hallucinating something to ease itself to death.

He would have had he not spotted a metallic glint resting on the table. His parents rings. Gabriel rarely removed them from their box, but there they were, glistening in the early morning sun.

"Good morning, Adrien." His father said, rising from his seat when he realized who had entered the vast space. "How did you sleep?" Adrien resisted the urge to roll his eyes, instead he opted to look at the patterned carpet, tracing the lines with his eyes.

"Fine, you." He spat out flatly. Moving to sit next to his father. If he wanted to be close that's fine, all the more reason to be intolerable.

#claw noir #miraculous fanfic #miraculous special #sadrien #gabriel agreste #the hot one #seriously reverse gabe is dilfy #scrapped

[dannidorina]

Tagged by @dontbotherwiththepronunciation <333

Thanks for tagging me in these things, I love doing them /gen 🥹

1. Take this quiz | 2. Do this picrew | 3. Tag people

Tagging @ultearmilkobitch @fatsoupy @zaatanna as just a few off my head (but no pressure!! Also lmk if yall want to be tagged in this stuff or not) and anybody else who wants to (let me know if you do this based off this post!!)

#I dont think my quiz thing was right tbh #I think I'm cute but I've never been like #THE hot one #I appreciate the vibes tho #and yes I gave myself puppy ears and a tail. Bc I wanted to.

[sluttyjonahmagnus]

So do we call Desolation Tim DesolaTim or The Hot One?

#tim stoker #tma #desolation tim #the hot one #desolatim

[myticbitch]

Some time ago i did a little test. The fun fact about this is that before that time, i have already did that test, even more weird is that i give the exact same answers and i got something different.

Even worse the other day i realize that maybe i am the freaking mom friend, and maybe the hot one too.

Its like a weird mixture.

#shit post #im bored #and im overthinking shit #mom friend #the hot one

[music-is-my-main-drug]

☠️Woodland Demars☠️

#woodland demars #dope or nope #spellbound inc #hi5 studios #woods #the hot one #punk edit #punk #tattoo #woodland #demars

[itsmelb]

It's a good morning indeed...🤭🥵

#leon goretzka #good morning #wow #this shirt omg #fc bayern munich #the HOT one

[machetelanding]

#funny #humor #perks #dating #dating me #relationships #partners #hot #the hot one #life #text

[doyouknowthisdragartist]

"what's the appeal of drag kings" because women are my favorite guy next question

#do you know this drag artist #drag #drag king #obligatory disclaimer that not all drag kings are women etc etc etc I'm just so happy to have read the tags about #how I'm not the only one who thinks jo calderone is hot

[cymk8]

her hair so CRISPY

(commission!)

#bg3 #bg3 fanart #shadowheart #baldur's gate 3 #love how i threw her in a lake one fanart ago and now she's sufferin the consequences #as someone who has dyed their black hair to platinum blonde. #YOU SHOULD NEVER LIFT YOUR HAIR THAT MUCH IN ONE NIGHT I AM BEGGING YOU #she can do it bc hot girl shit #but doing this irl???? will snap your hair in half #anyway #the commissioner said shadowheart and i went feral. blacked out. let selune take me

[marmorenshud]

hoping that a swedish version of the scared guy from the terror will kiss me between the legs on my masters

#caw #dont ask which one @ the terror fans finding this message #idk his name #hickey i think #the hot one #theres only one hot one dont delude yourself

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #idk I just think a lot about how no one talked about hot fatty pork was unhealthy #or even scolded Maricelle for wanting something they couldn't afford #Senshi just said 'you haven't been eating fat so your body needs some. let's make something rich and delicious!'

[nicollekidman]

#everything from hot wheels to uno #i actually hate when women have fun. #rooting for women to fail with this one

[sushirens]

wasnt gonna bring this one over initially but impulse himself liked it so. i guess that makes it tumblr worthy as well

#let me tell you he gave me a veritable heart attack #source: the video where impulse skizz and tango do the hot ones challenge #anyways this is my new favorite reaction! #impulsesv #hermitcraft #hermitblr #sushi’s faves #simpy for impy

[motleyfam]

In light of the current spam bot epidemic, it’s so refreshing to get a follow and see it’s from someone with a normal, trustworthy name, like “pikachus-third-nipple”

#all these fake hot girls with the name and the 3 digits #you know the ones #I don’t trust them #pikachu tho I know is legit

[officialkendallroy]

#this 😔 #also it's hot outside and im fat and im sweating and no one is wearing deodorant and everyone stinks and