#the open shirt does it for me

[sunnykeysmash]

Man of words

#s16 spoilers #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #always sunny #macdennis #analysis #parallels #I didn't exactly know how to name this thread but i had some scattered thoughts on it #dennis is the one mac depends on to define things. he's the man of words. but this situation is very limiting #firstly because mac can't read subtext. and dennis will rarely be open in his words. but he also doesn't know everything. #cant define everything. and by forcing the situation to have dennis speak for both. what actually happens is mac gets silenced #and when mac cant speak. no one besides dennis can ever possibly understand him. and that is very isolating. because den wont be open. cant #but they trust each other. theyre following each other's lead. and they're missing the right words #den defines his own self worth in the relationship by being able to have the right words. mac is the man of action! after all #but if mac learns to speak for himself. if mac doesn't depend on den (chokes). if mac is noticed for his appearance as den becomes insecure #(''what if my shirt falls off?'') what does den have left for mac? but mac will fall for him no matter what. #''make up or not you are the golden god! it's all about what's in here💗'' #maybe words arent necessary anymore. dont ask just do. and mac's the man of action... OR IS HE. #mac doesn't really act now does he. they got it backwards. don't they? mac got a lot better with his words in time... #idk lots to think about let me know what u think lolll #threads

[actual-changeling]

This post is something that can actually be so personal and no I am not done talking about it. There's a whole concept behind it and the fucking hair ties are just one way of channeling it but oh boy is it a good one. This works so well with the hair braiding too and i cannot think about it to much or i will spontaneously combust, but I had to so I hope you enjoy the result of it.

-

Joel has a hair tie on his wrist because Ellie forgets to take a spare and when the first one breaks or she loses it somehow, he can offer it to her before her hair becomes an annoyance.

He has one because she gives it to him sometimes when they're laying on the couch and her ponytail makes resting her head on a pillow or against his chest uncomfortable. At times she also takes it out simply because her scalp is especially sensitive that day and the constant pull becomes painful after a while. There's always another one in his jacket pocket, too, so when Ellie asks him for braids afterward or allows him to do her hair he isn't limited to simpler styles.

It starts with hair ties in Jackson but there are months of different acts preceding it.

Joel carried whatever he could for her, taking more than necessary sometimes because the slim line of her shoulders being weighed down by her backpack made his heart ache even when he couldn't admit it to himself back then, not at first at least. There are water bottles, sweatshirts she cannot quite fit into hers that day, all of their food, whatever first aid materials he can find, even a spare bar of soap.

Then he starts carrying hair ties once they get to Jackson and suddenly he needs to keep a brush on him, too, and with the brush comes a comb and with the comb comes a hat and with the hat comes a homemade creme he traded for since her hands are uncomfortably dry sometimes (she never said so but he knows her), and after that what started as a small piece of twisted fabric turns into him carry a bag around that is filled with everything his brain thinks Ellie might require at some point. Sure, maybe he is being a little bit overprotective and maybe Tommy jokes about getting him a purse several times, but he can offer her sunscreen and a bottle of water during summer, he gives her gloves and a scarf in winter when she doesn't remember to put them on before leaving, there's always one of her books in a side pocket, too, and as soon as he finds her a new one, her Walkman gets an especially safe place in his bag.

And yes, he fusses over her a little bit too much, maybe even to the point of being smothering sometimes (she always tells him to back off when that happens and he does without complaint), but Ellie grew up utterly alone and without someone to look after her for fourteen years, she deserves to know what it is like to be cared about by someone. Whatever she asks for, whatever she needs, he gives it to her even when she could walk home and come back with the thing in question in less than ten minutes. There's always a snack, a spare sweatshirt in case she gets cold, space for the one she takes off when she gets too warm, a small sketchbook and a pencil both as a distraction and so she can draw whenever she feels like it.

No one pays any attention to it, and while Tommy softly teases him about it from time to time, the smile that blooms on Ellie's face when he quietly gives her something she needs based on nothing but hardwired instincts before the words leave her mouth tells him everything he needs to know.

Joel might not be good with words, but he continues to carry a bag and hands her little pieces of his love time and time again, hoping she can put the puzzle together, hoping she knows.

Ellie does the same, hoping Joel notices it, hoping he knows what it means, that with every time she tells him to rest, every cup of coffee on his nightstand, every night spent in his bed when she wakes to the mere suggestion of a nightmare and brushes them away before they can settle so she can put herself in their place instead, every trashy action movie she borrows from the library for their weekly movie night, every handmade guitar pick she gifts him, every single gesture she does not have to do but does regardless because she wants to, she is saying I love you, too.

They notice, they care, they willing hand over carefully chosen parts of themselves and the puzzle they piece together is one and the same, because paying attention to things is how they show love and it is oh so easy when there is nothing to look at but each other.

#alex writes tlou #the last of us #tlou #joel and ellie #joel miller #ellie williams #fanfic #miller family #episode 3 reference because i go insane over half the lines they say fucking craig i hate you i hate you what did you do to my brain #also i finally got the bill and frank strawberry shirt and i am wearing it right now and i am in love #two old gay men living a happy life in the apocalypse is actually so defining to me as a lesbian #does that make sense probably not but its true #anyway inbox open as always it is easier to write you something if it's related to my current brain rot topic but i get to everything #eventually i just wanna do it properly

[starscelly]

happy birthday tyler seguin (:

31 random (mostly giggly) gifs for tyler’s golden 31st birthday ⭐💛

#THIS TOOK SO LONG but i think im happy with it? #i wont know until it posts if tumblr fucks up the quality so #i watched so many open ices #i made all of these gifs with my bare hands #my favorites (not to make but in general) were: #cowboy hat ; tattoo vid ; the dude perf clips ; the clip where he does not pull his shirt down all the way #also i had the stupid listen to the tyler seguin showww tune stuck in my head #the entire fucking time #i never want to see his gay little face (affectionate) every a fucking gain #also let me know if this needs to have a read more bar added? i have no concept of how long it is? #its 5:30am est as im writing this and im so fucking tired? #i think ill schedule to post at like. 9. or something. 9:19 maybe would that be cute #whatever youll see #tyler seguin #dallas stars #cel gifs #this is my magnum opus #also feel free to ask where i got clips from i will see if i can remember (:

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes in 8x14 | for @catt-leya

#here ya go! 💚 #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S8 #A B E A S T #can't look at the first gif without hearing the opening to Careless Whisper #The Murder Coat coming back out and living up to its name does one's soul good #get 'em daddy #bottle this energy #or maybe don't because it might end up a molotov #HIS PRESENCE AND POWER #richard pls #shoutout to my beloved The Nose™ for stopping his shirt in its path #b e a r d #come let me hold you #i don't care with what im not picky

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

accidental children acquisitor and the accidentally acquired children

#i apologize in advance if the pixiu isn't accurate i have no idea how to descypher chinese statues #if it's a female pixiu (bixie??) does it still have a lion mane or is a lioness valid??? #anyway yeah #lichtenberg markings for bosacius #trail clearer gives her kids tassels like a dog owner giving their pets collars lmao #bonus xiao xiao #forgive my inability to draw wings i tried my best #like i feel like i got the shape down but for the life of me i cannot draw feathers idk why #bosacius' shirt has a completely open back to accomodate for the extra set of arms #i mean canon adult bosacius just straight up wears no shirt so #looking at it now i feel like i made trail clearer's pixiu a tad smaller than what i originally intended but oh well #yes a new chapter should be up like a minute or two after this gets posted #.png #.png fic #.png cyanide

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#toronto maple leafs #HELLO EVERYBODY THIS HAS BEEN MONTHS!!! MONTHS IN THE MAKING BECAUSE i AM UNHINGED AND NEEDED THE PRECISE PICTURES THAT I KNEW I WOULD GET #like. seventy five percent of this has been done since the first time i posted this and while it has gotten better with time because #my narratives simply got more complex and there's so much of this that is For Me but don't worry i will explain but aLSO goddamn mitch coul #you have gotten married any later in the year. also willy you truly disappointed me by not getting an absurd haircut this year (now that #i've said this he's going to debut it on instagram like. tomorrow. but anyway that meant y'all got to enjoy my neuroses of #Loving Tyler Bertuzzi who is a goddamn leaf. the joys of having to wait to post this (was not a leaf at the time i started it) and anyway i #have at length i think had the breakdown about tyler in pigtails girl dad & how i got a bob & then tyler copied me which was rude. that's m #gender. ANYWAY starting from the top we got sheldon keefe documentation which was really just the personal decision that i wanted all the #coaching staff to be the markers in the poem/the bold & also at the TIME keefe hadn't re-signed &we thought it might be everybody out w/kyl #anyway the title of the scrap of an old lover's flannel is literally 'u think this is about sheldon & kyle NO it's about timothy liljegren' #bc. liljegren was on the marlies winning cup team & has had a contentious relationship w/keefe ever since & was healthy scratched in playof #& the narrative is sooooo. also at one point for the ryan o'reilly i was going to edit the stlb out of his grandma's shirt or cover it w/th #childhood dreams line but THEN i found the gio snapped stick one which was too perfect for 'crumbling copy' the ryan o'reilly To Me is so. #ur insane in ways u did not think for that one. like. how soft her hands were. his grandma you guys. he grew up a leafs fan. if he ever get #to lift the cup with her again i will lose my shit. the cup run a movie i remember nothing--OKAY the spezz one i knew i needed him stresse #but also i believe in the spezz/kyle narrative so. it comes up later don't worry ALSO SPEZZ FOLLOWING HIM TO PITT CAME AFTER I MADE THIS bu #the muzz tea one makes me a little sensy bc muzz was out with an injury for most of this season & it was a really scary spinal one & so yea #& then the simmer one just straight up makes me cry bc i love him so much & the work that he does for anti-racism in hockey means so much & #if you have that video open & watch it i promise you will cry i do every time it's so beautiful he had to be on comforted by beauty & sammy #boy is on the a man who doesn't know me because EYE remember the caps goalie tandems. baby lilya. the mo one is a little funny bc it is #solely due to wade's thread about mo rielly the coal miner homestead husband. that's why he moves to omaha also i think it suits him (quiet #OK NOW OLD MEN IN LOVE NARRATIVE this one's in contention for my fave bc it's spezz coping w/retirement fundamental meaningless of existenc #u heard abt tyler already that's for me the minchy picture was just too good i had found it earlier & i spent SO LONG looking for an empty #leafs rink picture for bathtub i have some cool construction photos but i wanted the melting ice ones (thought about tahoe lol) & the sprin #one i manip'd a lot bc i needed a spring picture bc playoffs clinch in spring & that one fit so coincidentally perfect bc it's 7 straight #seasons 7 guys so. :) & i KNEW i swore to god they did more milk advertising i knew i was gonna do this one from the minute i saw the poem #the milk patch & it took a hot minute BUT I FOUND THIS ONE this one's for funsies. AND THE PIC I WAITED SO FUCKING LONG FOR this is actuall #from kerf's wedding but i was like i know on god mitch is getting married this summer & that's about to be the drunkest shenanigans wedding #i'm waiting for the pics. & then i was BLESSED with this one which is beautiful & perfect & LOOK AT THEM. anyway the last one is bc

[araneitela]

I live for when these unexpected little things happen. Okay, so I forget to loop the song I had picked to listen to on Youtube, and it ends up auto-playing to a live performance of a song. So I peek over, and I see the outfit that she's wearing. High-waist trousers, and that shirt, mostly tucked in as it is, with its sleeves rolled up just like that? It's a bit of that old-school romantic aesthetic, it exudes a certain old-fashioned femininity, it's quite timeless in its simplicity, and classy despite a rather relaxed fit. This is something that I see Kafka wearing during her downtime, and especially within the comforts of the Stellaron Hunter HQ/complex, and exactly in that color-scheme as well: darker in the legs, lighter in the upper body. It's simple, there might be the ever-enduring presence of that single earring (pearl), a thin bracelet at most but even that I'm hesitant about, and while she'd be void of any sort of necklace, you could smell the fragrance of that signature Black Opium as always.

#[ mini study. ] she must have sought something extraordinary. everything she does comes at a great cost. #[ old-fashioned. /old-fashioned/. it's that kind of allure. ] #[ that's what i see. ] #[ because while it's 'dressed down'-- it's not really... /dressed down/ if that makes sense. ] #[ there's still something quite fancy to it; but in a much simpler way. and a loose-hanging fit like that? it has that romantic air to it. #[ it's perfect. ] #[ i'm forever in love with her shirt in her default outfit; it's also a perfectly chosen color. so i want to be consistent. ] #[ i don't envision her in /colors/ exactly; sticking to those fancier neutral tones. but this just stood out to me as i opened the tab. ] #[ and saw it. it was a gut instinct reaction; no thought behind it. it just clicked. ] #[ perhaps slightly inspired by the jepella rebellion outfit. it's fine. ]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price during The Saint radio show (1950)

#vincent price #the saint #radio #radio show #old hollywood #vintage hollywood #the open shirt does it for me #hes so gorgeous #beautiful #so fineeee #photo #photo edit #bicon #bisexual icon #god #fav #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome

[fisheito]

Psssssssssst....

We all remember the legendary Soup-Powered Fuck Machine shirt.....

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN:

( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )♡

.......... ...............................................(◔◡◔)🧲

#my first reaction was to hide. do NOT LOOK AT MEEEEEEE #but that's not very true and beautiful of me. #so now it's halfeti sitting on the dock with a fishing rod and it's this tshirt being used as bait #i am moving toward it at an (expected) accelerated rate #eiden has this shirt in multiple versions #the only difference is the colour of the heart #you know. blue heart when he's hanging with ed. green with oli. #it's subtle . well.. it WOULD be subtle if eiden didn't rip open his jacket to reveal this tshirt with perfect comedic timing #every single time. #and nobody can read it indeed!!! except for ... maybe oli (extreme language knower) or. interdimensional kuya #not that young master has a purple version of this shirt so the old fox feels simultaneously relieved AND excluded #(young master DOES have a purple version of the shirt. it's just never been seen in public) #thank you for delivering this to my eyes. your meme throwment service is much appreciated #asks

[boxwinebaddie]

hi nina!!!! hope you're doing well :) i was just scrolling through the rm side char board and i noticed some glasses in the recents for the clyde section, so does he wear glasses? :3

*cue uncle nina doing the bad austrailian accent again*

good eye, mate!!!

but speaking of eyes ( moreso bad than good, however ) and glasses and such as it pertains to dear clyde, allow me to amend ur question:

does clyde NEED to wear glasses?

yes.

does clyde WEAR his glasses?

aaaabsolutley not.

which!!! okay! to be FAIR, he's not blind as shit like kyle, he can see just fine without them, he just needs them to read...but clyde is big man on campus, 2 cool 4 school, mr. super fantastic, like he's got a reputation to uphold!!! ( and by that i mean his rage cage record ) so the only glasses he's going to be caught dead w/ are Shot & Pint.

and like you'd think he'd be willing to put his clyde pride away for like 90 minutes a day to be able to read anything in his law class but nooooope!!! like what? let those LOSERS see him? wearing their nerd gear??? Hell No Brother! so across all his classes he's effectively useless and people assume its because he's a dumbass ( which! excuse me he is smart, he's just lazy and doesn't apply himself! ) but it's actually bc he can't fuckin read anything lmao...

( should he just get contacts? maybe? but like thats waaaaay too much work. he'd fall asleep with those in and the lens would have to be like surgically removed from his eyelids...no contacts 4 clyde )

the funniest part about all of this to me and specifically clyde acing that literally impossible professor mackey midterm that got him grouped w/ jersey, heidi and tolkien or scoring higher than kyle is that because he couldn't really read that test, he quite literally did just draw a picture with the scantron dots...it was a parasaurolophus btw.

which is clydes favorite dinosaur!!! <3

okay...i'm so sorry: small clyde sidebar bc i love clyde.

i gave rm!clyde ~A Touch Of The 'Tism~ which, is undiagnosed but like what's clyde's dickhole dad gonna do??? get him tested??? that man doesn't care and there is no way he's going to let his political campaign and chances at winning governor get even more fucked by having a fuckboy degenerate son...with autism. so! nope!

nevertheless...clyde's thing....is Dinosaurs.

LIKE CLYDE LITERALLY LOVES DINOSAURS OH MY GOD HE COULD TALK FOR HOURS ITS SO UNSERIOUS!!!! he was that kid in elementary school with the big ass dinosaur books and a lot of the boys just gathered around it bc they thought it was Cool but clyde literally just thought they were epic and fascinating and got hardcore obsessed with them. his minor is in archeology <3 ( also yes i do think that him and craig just have crazy autistic boy stim moments and like talk over each other talking abt their thing and watch the land before time & red racer; its their superbowl everytime )

okay, sidebar almost over but please note, if you accidentally start talking about dinosaurs, it will trigger a moment for clyde and he will just start telling you about different types of dinosaur mating patterns and you just gotta listen, i'm sorry -- tolkien does think its cute and sketches clyde when he's babbling a lot bc his face is very expressive also his eyes get v shiny...i love u clyde.

BUT YES!!! CLYDE DOES NEED TO WEAR GLASSES!!! this meme of rilakkuma in the facemask and the glasses and the thrasher sticker is way too real. but yeah he doesnt want to look like a DORK so he almost never puts them on unless he's completely alone and under the radar. tolkien does find them one day cleaning and is like "clyde, don't you need to wear these" and clyde is like NOOO LOL THOSE ARENT MINE LIKE DONT THROW THME IN THE TRASH OR ANYTHING LOL MY WEB COMIC IS OUT TOMORROW BUT LIKE THEYRE NOT MINE LOOOL...i love u dork jock clyde.

my fave post rm college thing is that clyde actually stays on to pursue his law degree/become an actual lawyer and ravenstan goes back to college bc he never got the chance to go to actual school and goes into...some sort of smart, stem boy thing based around plants, botany, zoology, stuff like that.

BUT THEYRE BOTH DOING BIG BRAIN SMART BOY THINGS AS LIKE THE MOST BI DISASTER NEURODIVERENT BOYS OF ALL TIME stan is like oh my god math is so hard pls hold me dude i'm gonna fail my ecology exam dude fmllll and clyde is like bro when ur dad stops paying for ur grades and u actually have to do homework??? wtf do u mean this is due at midnight ITS BOYS NITE

meanwhile tolkien is just doing art boy things and painting and making sculptures submitting his stuff to galleries and kyle is shadowing guidance counsellors in elementary schools and doing elem ed interning stuff like skhdlkshkd amazing and fantastic.

that's all thanks for coming to my ted talk!

-uncle nina, nerd jock clyde agenda

#i'm so sorry i love talking abt the side characters #i love rm clyde hes so fkn cute to me #he's doing his best #i do think on like clydes birthday or on a stressful day for him tolkien has a package sent to the dorms and is like open it #and its like one of those big tubs of all the plastic dinosaurs or like a gigantic jurassic park lego set and hes SOOOO STOKED #amazin and fantastic #he does wear the glasses later on when he's doing hot shot lawyer boy things he does look good btw i am obsessed w him #clyde in the supreme shirt shotgunning a beer writing his ethtics essay lmaooo #but yes sorry this was written in such a criminally insane way idk how to be normal #also clyde and craig just both being weird...i love them

[clintismoved]

I diagnose you with hot ⸻ bob the builder hot

i am not saying bob the builder is hot, im just saying you have the hotness of a handyman. you're humble, down to earth, and exist with an easy confidence that takes peoples breath away. you always seem to know exactly what you are doing. you may still be stuck in your hometown, but you have quite the reputation. you do get a lot of business, after all. people around here sure tend to break things an awful lot, and they always call you, listening through the phone reciever with a light blush and bated breath, for your inevitable "I'll help you."

Tagged by; @danversiism

Tormenting; @darehearts, @prcspcr, @de2thletter, @biitchcakes, @neonwebs ..... Clint just wanted everyone to know he's hot

#im surprised it makes him sound so put together #when clint is more like rugged construction worker who all dirty and sweaty and good at what he does. #but terrible at putting his life together in private #or i mean lumberjack or cowboy cowboy cowboy #like hes ranch hand whose got some grim and shirt untucked and all charm until he opens his mouth and he is rough on the sensibilities #[ ABOUT ] I guess I just need something or someone to believe in or maybe I just need someone who believes in me

[suchamazingness]

Suddenly struck with understanding for white girls in horror movies that ignore every hint of the genre

#home alone and the garage door keeps ominously opening itself? #well it never does close right. #strange noises behind me? obviously I’m hallucinating again. #why are there noises in the attic? fuck if i know #just let me dye shirts in PEACE

[deathsbestgirl]

i just wholeheartedly reject scully in a dress unless it's something fancy. that's my tomboy, stop putting her in frilly dresses 😭

#dana scully #the x files #she is a tomboy!!! #do you see the way she walks #the way she takes off her shirt?? #how she opens wine bottles #tackles men?? #threatens them & orders them around?? #yes you can do all of these things in dresses #but scully simply does not <3 #idk why skirts are different to me #take this with a grain of salt babes

[twinkodium]

Don’t want to be that person but y’all know I’m unhinged soo…. Oscar in the background with his cake 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 opening that damn bakery when exactly? 👀😏

#I swear I was looking at Lando first … for 2seconds #then I spotted Oscar and that fine ass 🫠 #that McLaren shirt is too long on him but finally it’s out in the open 🤭🤭 #surely won’t put this in the tags 😂😂 #it’s just for me and my followers who already know how I am when it comes to him #I’m literally barking 😏😏 #the need to smack that ass uuhhggg #that cake does not fit into a regular cabinet it needs its own show case 😮‍💨 #deserved to be slapped and bitten into 😏😏 #and I have teeth 🤭🤭 #oscass #osc🍑 pi🍑tri #pi🍑tri #Lola’s rambling #babbling about Oscar 😩

[todayisafridaynight]

SORRY YOU REMINDED ME OF THE GOOFIEST THING WHEN YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT TSUTSUMI ON STREAM so you know that show about law students I compiled some funny Tsutsumi moments from for you...

They had this one singular shot in one ep and then he's never seen like this again. You ever study the law while completely shirtless

YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOSHING ME STOP !!!!!!!! LET HIM KEEP HIS SHIRT ON

#snap chats #me in an hour when i cram for my psych quiz tomorrow and my room hot as balls PABXWJD #GENUINELY shocki they never had sawashiro take his shirt off. like in the franchise about dudes taking their shirts off #The Motherfucker Casted To Take His Shirt Off 90% Of The Time does not take his shirt off #anyway. have to add this to the list 😔 #AND IM IN THE CAMPUS DINING HALL PLEASNWXKBFOED TOP TEN ASKS TO OPEN IN PUBLIC

[hauntedpearl]

I always heard of the ofmd sword scene being iconic but didn’t understand why ? I thought it was a wholesome fight practice scene ? Then like aww two gif sets this week and I’m like oooooohhhh. I get it now.

-Nahla

they fucked in front of god and everyone. izzy was listening to them and he got traumatized. great scene really

#he literally opened his shirt and went 'stab me. do it.' #LIKE EDWARD?!? IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?!??!!!!!!!??? #you MUST watch OFMD tho!!! it's sooooo cute!!! #doe's inbox #bee tag 🐝