Cryptid of the Day: Medford Shmoos
Description: Without a doubt the scariest cryptids to ever live, the Medford Shmoos were first seen in summer of 1953 in the town of Medford, Oregon. They were seen by a family of three, and resembled the Shmoos from Lil’Aber. The report was published in the April-May 1984 issue of CUFOs Associate Newsletter.
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I am currently prepping a BACC (and still in pain but please ignore that, I'm trying to stop complaining about it so much) so there might be a little break! I can't wait to start on it though!
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Kaeya sends the last (real) Treasure Hoarder running and then rounds on them—
Kokomi blocks—pulls her mask down—
Kaeya immediately banishes his sword, steps back; “Sorry about that, I didn’t recognise you.” Then he’s all charming smiles. “What brings you to this neck of the woods?”
Bitterly, Kokomi replies, “A few too many assassins in Inazuma for everyone else’s comfort."
With great sadness, Kaeya says, “Then I’m afraid you’ve come to the wrong place.” He smirks, indicating himself. “Mondstadt’s most eligible grandson.”
Dryly, Kokomi asks, "Arsenic and old lace?"
Sara says, “I fail to see how that’s relevant.”
“I must ask your pardon,” says Kokomi. “I neglected to make introductions.” She catches Kaeya’s eye. “This is Kujou Sara, general first class of the armed forces of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder; Shogun of Inazuma.” Then, to Sara, “It is my pleasure to introduce His Royal Highness, Kaeya Ragnvindr né Alberich, heir apparent to the former throne of Khaenri’ah, and my fiancé.”
Sara ….
With a flourish, Kaeya bows deeply.
“You planned this.”
Kokomi tilts her head. “Planned what?” An edge glints in her eye. “The Vision Hunt Decree? The war? The formal treaty? The assassinations? Or did I just manipulate Thoma into suggesting Mondstadt as a destination such that I could go on an illicit honeymoon?”
(There are some possible futures, Kokomi knows, where the answer to the first two questions is “yes”. As to whether this is one of them, she remains mum.)
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obscure joke, ask your parents
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🥜🥒😏
I see, I see.
You have finally discovered the sensuality and joys of the pickle. I am so proud of you, Legume Anon. So is Bobby.
Bobby will show you the right way to tickle the pickle.
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