I present; 99 Castoff Incorrect Quotes. Don’t ask why
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Rori: Don't worry, I have a permit.
Marina: ...This just says "I can do what I want"
(35)
Vector: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire."
(36)
Marina: Tell me a little about yourself.
Frankie: I'd rather not, I really like this group.
(37)
Vector: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Rori: Not if they consent to it.
Arianna: Depends on who you’re stabbing.
Sage: YES??!!?
(38)
Frankie: Hey, Arianna! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION?
Arianna: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Frankie: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not.
Arianna:
(39)
Zera: Arianna! I thought you were dead!
Arianna: No, just in deep cover.
Zera: ...But it was an open casket.
Arianna: It was very deep.
(40)
Frankie: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
(41)
Arianna: All of your existences are confusing.
The Squad: How so?
Arianna: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
(42)
Marina: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Rori: Unless you're home alone.
(43)
Arianna: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
(44)
Sage: Do you guys hear something?
Arianna: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.
(45)
Arianna: So, you lied to me?
Frankie: That depends on how you define lying.
Arianna: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Frankie: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?
(46)
Frankie: Let's not Arianna this into a worse situation than it already is.
Arianna: Did you just use my name as a verb?
(47)
Sage: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.
Rori: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Sage: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Frankie: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
(48)
The Squad is playing Minecraft together
Frankie: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!
Marina: Hostile takeover?
Arianna: Genocide?
Rori: Steal everything!
Frankie: No, I meant-
Sage: I didn't know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn't enough!
Vector: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
Frankie: ... I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors...
Sage: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.
Vector: Agreed.
(49)
Marina: So jellyshish-
Rori, laughing: JELLYSHISH!?
Marina: You know what I meant!
(50)
Vector: I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Arianna: Well, on a good day, I'm both.
(51)
Rori: Do you want some tea?
Arianna: What are the options?
Rori: Yes or no.
(52)
Arianna: Wait- Your arresting me because I'm a homo?!
Sage: ...Homicide. You killed your whole family.
(53)
Sage: Frankie, you look deep in thought. What's wrong?
Frankie: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it's like to lick it? Even if you've never touched it before?
Sage: I'm never asking you anything ever again.
(54)
Zera: How the hell are you still alive?
Arianna: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
(55)
Arianna: I have a plan.
Marina: Good! As long as we aren't breaking the law again, I'm open to hearing it.
Arianna: ...
Marina: ...
Arianna: I no longer have a plan.
(56)
Frankie: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?
Marina: It's 3 am, please go back to sleep.
(57)
Arianna: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.
(58)
Zera: You tricked me!
Arianna: I deceived you. 'Trick' makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship.
(59)
Frankie: Arianna is okay.
Sage: They're okay? They said they were going to break my legs! And don't tell me they didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause they gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it!
Frankie: Sage, Arianna threatened me. They threaten Rori every day. They probably threatened her before breakfast this morning. It's what they do. Grow a pair.
(60)
Vector: Are you good?
Arianna: In what sense?
Vector: Generally.
Arianna: Oh, definitely not.
(61)
Rori: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.
Marina: Oh no.
Rori: More like "oh yes!"
(62)
Arianna: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?
Marina: It's so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.
Frankie: Rori bet me I couldn't get struck by lighting, but they're WRONG.
(63)
Marina: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Rori: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
(64)
Sage: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Frankie: Oh, we've had worse.
(65)
Arianna: I'm gonna kill you.
Rori: Get in line!
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Vector: STOP!
Everyone stops
Vector: wAiT a MiNuTe-
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