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oakendesk · 9 months
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book cover - Murder By The Dozen - 1951
Rudolph Belarksi
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toonmanaz · 1 year
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#NEW The One where we snap on 🖕🏾 #marjorietaylorgreene! Click 4 today's comic 👉🏾 https://CompanyMan.thecomicstrip.org/comics/pl/1805662 #HUMOR #COMICS #FUNNY 👍🏾 #TheDozens #CharlieMcCarthy #OneDirection #50Cent #CartoonistsWhoResist #ThursdayMotivation #ThursdayThoughts
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boxingego · 6 years
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I swear I can’t make this shit up! This is my real life. Y’all that made that Deontay Wilder is putting the pressure on AJ? lol I told y’all 9, 10 Times stop Fuckin wit me. Y’all must got 9 Lives...9th Wonder! Why do you guys keep doing this to yourselves? This is far too easy. Do you really wanna play the Roasting game? I’m from the Bay, that’s one game you WON’T win! “Drink More” lmaooooo L @BOXINGEGO #Siggin #TheDozens #Witty #Heckler #Roast #DrinkMore #SUS #Pause #EGO #Boxingego
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wreckmymic · 6 years
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"Show ya gril if ya real." - Pimp C
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duvayknox · 3 years
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MADE
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melsomeness · 6 years
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This show 😭😂😂👌 it's beautiful. #blackish #hulu #thedozens https://www.instagram.com/p/BnSI2WLAHBx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=e39g2tko7wmy
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gameent · 6 years
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F R I D A Y @marlonwayans hilarious in tears right now, enjoy the weekend folks this got me dying lmao #marlonseason2 #funnyashell #thedozens #getem #nochill #culture (at New York, New York)
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#funnymemes #Monday #memes #mememonday #mondaymemes #thedozens #joning #jugging
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mrcheekylover · 6 years
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🙎🏻‍♂️ I said Yo’ MAMA! 👉🏼 #Snapping #TheDozens #YoMama #Jokes
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bizrok · 6 years
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Bruh!!!! #laughs #cry #bullyingisntcool #beingaracistisnteither #roasted #thedozens #peace #QR8TD
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toonmanaz · 6 years
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The comic link! http://companyman.thecomicstrip.org/comics/pl/926840 #COMICSTRIP #HUMOR #WEBCOMICS #COMICS #FUNNY #JimAcosta #CNN #sarahhuckabeesanders #TheDozens #Joanin #Eminem #8Mile 🖕#Phucktrump & #trumpsupporters!🖕 #CartoonistsWhoResist #MAGA <That's for the #trumpbots https://www.instagram.com/p/BmA-RzrHXc42sJ3H4nckOdLqoihPmzWtueSdLE0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pxhf2wanctxk
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kawaii-nai · 7 years
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Confession: I'm kind of looking forward to the battle of words between #NorthKorea's #SupremeLeader and our's. #TheDozens, international edition.
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djricothenoisemaker · 7 years
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#NMN1 #NMNisREAL #LadiesOfTheNMN #MenOfTheNMN #FollowTheNoise YOU'VE GOTTA SEE WHAT'S ON #NMNTV #ComicQuickie @huggylowdowndc & @comiccop2 #TimmyHall GET IN ON #TheDozens LOLLS!!! GO SEE THE CLIP ON #NOISEMAKERTV OR ON FACEBOOK NOW!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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fulipa · 7 years
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One rose says more then the dozen. . . . . . #onerose #rose #flower #saysmore #dozen #thedozen #qotd #quote #quoteoftheday #like2like #followme
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duvayknox · 3 years
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DEAR BIG HOMIE
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DEAR BIG HOMIE: GOD, mayne. Look heah. Every since U let  dem Horsepital peeples MURDER mah DADDY I began 2 wonder bout YOU like U aint even hear mah PRAYERS 2 KEEP Him heah among the LIving.
I C How U are wich is 2 say U aint SHIT god!!!! 
All mah LIFE I have heard U say thru Yo PREACHERS and TEACHERS dat Wee shood Pray when we really NEED Sumpen and dat U wood NOT only HEAR butt ANSWER Us.
Butt mebbe its jes MEE cuz U aint hear shit or mebbe U DID butt U ackted like U aint Hear Mee. Ion kno if U was trippin on sumpen mee n Ya Boy LUKE had got 2getha and did when wee  whupped dat Nigga FRED ass in da PARK.
Butt Hee brought dat on his self 4 fuckin wit Mah MAMA lil FOOD GARDEN shee been tryna keep goin 4 her TOMATOES/POTATO/CUCUMBERS/SQUASH n whutnot.
And shee tole mee she had been praying too dat U wood keep dem lil bad ass kids of Miss Johnson nem dat live down da Street off her shit. Anyway I did 90 days in LOCK-UP fo dat shit so I had thawt dat was settled.
So I KNO u aint holding dat against Mee?! Lease I ane think so.
Butt ion kno bout U no mo.
Seem like u been on one er since dat day. U ack like wee aint kool no mo.
And up til U fucked round and aint sho up when mah Daddy died u was like THE BIG HOMIE 2 mee. I C how U is.
Jes when a Nigga NEED You'U BAIL.
B4 This nobody cooda tole mee SHIT bout You. Cuz I bleeved in U when nobody else did or wood. Cuz I FUCKED wit U like dat is whut I tole dem Niggaz.
Muthafuckaz thawt I was krazy doe.
Butt I aint give not ONE Fuck bout WHUT nobody THAWT cuz I knew U was REAL widdit.
Now Im da FOO. U done left mee holding da BAG like a STOOPID muthafucka.
I aint never been da type-a-Nigga to be da BAG HOLDER 4 NOBODY. That aint how I gits down.
YET dats ezackly how U set mee up.
Afta all da BRAGGIN I was dooing on U this how U doo mee!! Ya Nigga?!
Now Niggaz astin mee all kinda QUESTIONS now n shit bout YOU n whutnot dat I dont wanna answer. Fo Real.
Ion Blame nobody butt mee cuz I shooda known U wood pull sum shit like this frum dat time I ast U 4-a-Bike way bak when I was a SHAWTY and it never showed up.
So I had 2 STEAL one instead. I shooda KNOWN den U was LAME.
Butt NAH I kept on Thinking and Bleeving in YO shit.
And mostly dat was how wee was raised by mah Mama n Daddy. U dont QUESTION GOD bout whut HEE doo dey said.
Hee always LATE butt RITE ON TIME is da shit er body nem useta say.
So I grew up bleeving dat too. Even tho I neva got dat BIKE.
Then U let dat Big ass country-fed white boy knock mee off mah BIKE  I had stolen AND let him take it. Then when I TOOK it bak I got in trubble wit 5-0!!
See how U doo me??!!
They aint bleeve mee butt they bleeved da white boy. Made mee give da shit bak!!!!
I PRAYED n I Prayed bout dat 2 U too.
Butt guess wut?!
U aint give-a-FUCK!!
Butt mah DUMB ass kept rite on fuckin wit U.
Meanwile U was showing mee yo ENTIRE ass doe.
Now mah DADDY Dead n shit.
Cuz despite it all–and even tho Hee KNEW how U was hee STILL kept da FAITH and kept HOPE ALIVE.
The same wit mah MAMA hoo ironickally DIED wile she was on her KNEES Praying to YOU or Yo Son J.C. hoo has also prooved 2 B a AINT SHIT Nigga.
I SWEAR: Im jes really DISAPPOINTED and SICK of BOFF of yall fo real.
I TRUST MONEY mo den either one of yall now.
And the Day a MAN gotta Trust CASH Over GOD is sum sad/sad shit. Butt U got yo name all ova dat shit too doe!!
Yet n still: I tell U wut doe–MONEY has been BETTER to MEE than YOU have.
And I shood not have 2 say dat.
Butt I doo cuz its TRUE.
And whuts even SADDER is MUCH Money I done gave You on SUNDAYS.
And I aint tom bout not jes ONE SUNDAY.
Im tom bout ERRY Sunday I went in mah POCKETS and TITHED major LOOT to Yo ass.
Damn near PAID For Mah SINS on sum CHEERFUL GIVER Shit.
Butt soon as I hit a LICK & a PRAYER and NEED you-U aint NO WHERE 2 B Found!
Mayne U got me FUCKED Up.
Butt U Kno WHUT??!!
Its not jes YOU.
Its ALL you Muthafuckaz dat kall Ya Self Gods.
YOU/ALLAH/JEHOVAH/YAHWEH/MORONI.
Erry Last ONE ov U NEGROES aint shit butt a LAME NAME Full ov GAME hoo always FAT MOUFIN bout SERVING Yall.
Well all yall kan KISS MAH HAPPY NAPPY BLACK ASS 4 never beeing around when a NIGGA really and TRULY Needs Yall the MOST.
Sincerely,
Yo Useta Be Nigga
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tvserieshub · 7 years
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Family Guy (S16E03) "Nanny Goats"
Family Guy (S16E03) “Nanny Goats”
Our story begins with Peter’s watching the telly and “The Last Man on Earth!” ( it follows Family Guy) Lois tells Peter to mow the lawn.  Thoroughly modern,  Peter meets her request and his obligations by getting a herd of goats; from Craig’s List. In another Peter “eww” moment, he milked the goats, although they’re all male.  His name is now on the goat’s bathroom wall; “call Peter for a good…
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