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weewoow-20706030 · 1 year

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Inspired by this comment by @louff4tw :

Dick loves to take his siblings clothes shopping. He is stylish. But Bruce... Bruce he... Tries his best, but his best is socks and sandals...

On the other hand, when it comes to suits he does a full 180. He knows what's in season, and what suit type looks best for what even and what colour and what cufflinks and pocket squares and that whole thing.

So whenever any one of his kids need a new suit he is so desperate to take them shopping for a new one so he can spend time with them. He loves taking his kids suit shopping.

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aspiringnexu · 4 months

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Do you think Julian introduces Garak to a few classical Earth musicals and Garak is taken aback at how similar Human and Cardassian high schools are?

Like, the betrayals? The in-fighting? The manipulation? The psychological torture? The public shaming? The Obsidian Order could have used a few of these teenage Human girls when conducting interrogations.

No wonder the Captain's son is so fearful of trying to date Human women, the choosing of mates is clearly a lethal activity.

#star trek #star trek deep space nine #elim garak #julian bashir #garashir #musicals #stuff like Mean Girls #or Heathers #or Be More Chill #Julian's enjoying the music and Garak is taking NOTES #Julian is stuck between admitting that real Human high school is never this over the top #and sitting back and enjoying Garak make a Wrong Assumption for once

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compacflt · 5 months

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Would you ever consider writing about a different path Ice and Mav could take, one where they choose to leave the Navy and pursue a more open relationship and civilian life? Thinking it would be easier but maybe the sacrifice to their careers brings its own challenges?

(hi, jan 2024 me here, this was an ask that I answered when it was sent in in May 2023 & didn't post because I felt I actually answered it fictionally in the "icedad" one-shot the week after [and you can obviously see how these thoughts affected the writing of other pieces like "tremors & aftershocks"], but I still mostly agree with this take [though it's a little overgeneralizing] & I think it sums up a lot of my final "meta" modern-military-theory thoughts on ice & mav & their relationship, so im posting it now before I post the compacflt masterpoast)

see,… the thing is, i just… can’t see that happening!! i have no idea how to write that!!! Maybe i really do have a lack of imagination. But i can’t see that happening for a number of reasons. So short answer, no.

Long answer (and it’s long):

1. lame reason to start out, but it, uh, it’s canon that ice ends up at O-10 and mav ends up at O-6. not saying that im beholden to canon obviously (my mav ends up at O-7 and my ice ends up alive) but I do base my characterizations of them on the implications of the political struggles of both their careers so… taking away ice’s fourth star is basically starting from square one wrt my characterization of him. which is a lot of work. i could start from the beginning with a top gun 1986 ice who knows he’s gay—that would be a fun AU (i think other people than me have definitely done that better, though—I’m a one-trick pony). So if that’s what you mean then disregard the rest of this post. but if what you mean is a divergence from my existing work (i.e. homophobic/rank-climbing ice&mav) then… yeah, can’t see that happening, for further reasons below.

2. wrt my characterization of him: it’s based on a broad historical overview of armed service officers and the expectations of their careers. in my view, high-ranking officers aren’t after power—or maybe they started their careers wanting power, but somewhere down the line, it just becomes an expectation. if you do everything right and follow all the rules, you are expected by the institution to lead, whether you want to or not. That’s just the pipeline. at some point you start losing agency. which is what I mean when I keep saying ice doesn’t have a choice in advancing his career (besides the meta fact that this is fanfiction and canon demands that he have 4 stars lol)—high ranking military officers are continually and continually groomed for bigger and better positions; and the longer they spend in the military, the harder it is to leave that lifestyle for something else. And with ice’s canonical (and characteristically INTEGRAL, as I mentioned a week or so ago) refusal to rebel against the wishes of the navy as an institution, plus this historical expectation to lead placed upon the shoulders of excelling officers, I really do think ice is destined for four stars & nothing less, even if it gives him chronic depression. It’s his highest priority not because he wants it to be, but because…it just is. that’s how the institutionalized system of advancement in the military works. it just is. it has to be.

3. I mentioned in this post that I can’t ever see a foot in the door with them talking about their relationship unless maverick dies and is resurrected, and I feel the exact same way about them & their retirement plans. There’s a lot that ice and mav don’t talk about: the biggest one is obviously Goose’s death, the foundation of their relationship; but also their love for each other obv, what they did to rooster, AND their careers, which have to end at some point. Them talking about everything is totally inevitable, it was gonna have to happen eventually before they died, and I think one foot in the door MIGHT have been them eventually talking about retirement (someone sent in a prompt asking for this exactly & i am brainstorming it furiously) but before the Navy FORCES them to retire… i think they would studiously avoid talking about it. For a couple reasons: a) what does retiring with each other mean? living in the same house until they die together? hard to do if you’re just good friends. talking about retirement is tantamount to talking about Them. and b) what are they gonna do outside the navy? Ice has a lot of options, as I mentioned in the slider one-shot—general/flag officers are SUPER sought after in leadership/intelligentsia/management positions post service, so maybe if he were offered a crazy cool civilian position somewhere in San Diego in like the 2000s he would quit the navy for it… but what about maverick? I have no idea what a non-navy mav would do. Civilian airline pilot? Hoo boy. I think he’d hate that. I could maybe see emergency helicopter pilot, lol, or race car driver (i just watched days of thunder can you tell?) but none of the above offers the institutionalized honor the navy does (that, as a reminder, he *killed people* to obtain in the first place). I suggested his test piloting expertise would make him an attractive technical advising candidate to A&D companies like Boeing, LockMart, GD, etc. so that might be one option. But it might have been kind of a touchy subject for him before he racked up the expertise he’d need for those high-level civilian positions… the navy was kinda his only option. So they wouldn’t talk about it because it might hurt his feelings.

4. The biggest reason: again… open rebellion like rocking the boat by quitting the navy to be in an open long-term gay relationship, in upper mil brass ranks, and even retired upper mil brass ranks, just… isn’t done. And REALLY wasn’t done in the 2000s, when i think the scenario in this ask is positioned. And it’s not like “oh but whatever who cares about the navy, ice and mav are in love, they deserve to be happy no matter what, they should do what they want, fuck the navy…” no. Ice and Mav care about the navy. Clearly. Canonically. By necessity. The military requires cohesion and on some level repression of individuality & personal expression to FUNCTION, even when you’re retired. Yes, maverick certainly strains against that repression (which is why you Could spin top gun as an anti-military franchise if you were desperate enough), but he rebels through his ACTIONS (stupid plane maneuvers) not through his personal IDENTITY. his personal identity (headstrong overtly masculine white male pilot, whether gay or straight who cares) is NEVER challenged throughout the franchise (i.e. no one really challenges his masculinity specifically) & his personal identity does not POSE a challenge to the navy. Both he and ice in their outward-facing personal identities really fit in quite neatly to the navy’s overarching identity & contribute to the navy’s cohesion in a way that is favorable to both their careers and the establishment. Lack of imagination or not… i can’t see a universe in which Ice and mav would actively WANT to rock the boat and wreck the navy’s cohesion and their reputations for an open relationship and definitively rebellious personal identities, with the obvious caveat being Maverick’s death recontextualizing both their priorities (yes we’re in love AND we’ve finally proven ourselves to be ultra-capable officers regardless of our sexuality so no one has a license to judge us anymore etc.).

And also, they’re not enlisted seamen. Nor are they mediocre officers who have the luxury of fading into obscurity. Things are different when you’re that high in the ranks, and when your job publicly matters more. sorry, but even post DADT (probably until about biden’s election), an open relationship would end their careers. They might not be fired, but they’d never be promoted again. Too much of a liability getting subordinates to still respect them, from the higher-ups’ perspective, especially if there are other qualified candidates who fit the navy’s core identity better. Like—sorry. This is such a jaded oversimplification. But if you rock the boat like that (i.e. break the service’s united front to be individualistic in a way that does not match the service’s overarching identity), from the perspective of your officer peers, you simply are a bad officer. Being an open individual in a job where you are required to fit in and represent your service is not your job. You are not doing your job well. Straight-up. Even if you’re retired. I met US Army 4-star gen. David Petraeus (retired obv) in February—he led the successful-ish surge in iraq and Afghanistan in the mid-2000s—and he’s STILL a laughingstock for his disastrous affair with his biographer a decade ago, even after he retired from AD service. That’s what people remember him for, not the fact that he was one of our only successful commanders in any of our Middle East campaigns.

Something like that might be one of ice and mav’s worst fears—being known for their affair/scandal instead of the institutionalized honor they’ve fought and killed for. That kind of thing just Isn’t Done. It's bad taste. You have to keep it quiet. If you’re an officer representing the service, you have to represent it well & according to the service’s preconceived identity, even in retirement. (see, for another shitty example of "not fitting in" even in retirement, Lt. gen. Mike Flynn [his whole scandal is actually kinda geopolitically relevant to my fic if you squint lol] whom everyone fucking hates)

To summarize: i hope I’m not mischaracterizing your ask when i reframe it like this—would you ever write ice and mav without the institutionalized pressure to advance in rank and conform to institutional norms?

and yes, I would (and will if you ask—it looks like this: ice & mav meet & fall in love & it’s boring and fine. end of story), but I guarantee you someone else already has. I’m all about interrogation of institutional norms here. And i think until maverick dies & comes back from the dead, there is absolutely no *REALISTIC* incentive for ice & mav to leave the navy and/or have an open relationship. Like it’s just not possible. Idk how else to say it.

#which is like the whole point of my fic right. this is exactly what im trying to say with the story as a whole #these are flawed institutions stuck in their ways and ice as an officer REPRESENTS that flawed institution stuck in its ways #until real life (maverick dying) gets in the way and makes him reevaluate his priorities #and the truth is—his 1st priority (loving maverick) is absolutely incompatible with his 2nd priority (advancing his naval career)#for the reasons listed above #so he quits!#but just because he quits doesn’t mean he doesn’t still represent the navy! that’s the curse of officership #per the slider oneshot: You can’t ever retire once you get any stars.#unfortunately in a realistic world Ice really DOES owe the navy his discretion. that’s how it works.#tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #top gun #top gun maverick #icemav #asks #edts notes #the thing with petraeus though is that his affair was notable bc he leaked a bunch of classified info to her #so not the best example but it was still cool (in like a oh you’re a historical figure sense) to meet him so I’m bragging abt it #(see tweet I just added)#additionally: the military is changing! in this universe it would be young upstart officers like rooster/hangman who contribute #to the liberalization of military officer culture!#but that kind of change Is Not happening in the 50s-60s cadre of upper level officers. At all. Ice included.#anon let me know if this wasn’t what you meant in your ask.#& feel free to disagree/argue with me this is just my view #lol the DOD just banned drag shows in the military #^ these tags are 7 months old now

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nobodyproblematic · 5 months

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JACOB CUSTOS WOULD NOT KNOW HOW TO WRAP A PRESENT!!!

THIS FUCKER WOULD WRAP HIMSELF!

#jacob custos #AND THEN PUT A TINY LITTLE RIBBON ON TOP OF HIS HEAD #*Checks notes* He would also somehow get himself stuck in the Christmas tree like a cat #the quarry #the quarry headcanons

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uuuvas · 6 days

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So tired of my brain sucking all joy out of my already precariously shitty life

#i really need to finish paintings so i can try to nit beg for my entire car insurance note and registration #since monday ive set up in front of my paintings everything in hand and maybe get 1 or 2 strokes in and then spiral #itd be so cool to not vividly imagine ways to hurt myself #im already asking my psych on working on meds but theyre stuck in insurance hell until next week #and if insurance decides to not coverit ill just me -$80 in the hole on top of everything else i cant pay #im so tired #i miss joy #i miss feeling any reason to get out of bed other than im making things worse for people around me

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indigodawns · 6 months

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#guess who got covid again!!!#my friend who lives on the floor below me + his partners got it and they kept their door open which made me Nervous #but i was like ugh don't be mean etc im sure it's fine and id wrap my scarf over my nose and mouth at least and wash my hands #but thursday evening i was like oh no. oh feels Bad and friday was fucking awful i think i had a migraine on top of it #but saturday was okayish! so i ordered food and i added a note saying please feel free to leave it near the door #but they didn't see/didn't speak dutch so i had to get it from them anyway and i kept my distance in between but blegh blegh #idk i just hate this i hate thinking who i mightve infected i hate that this means im stuck here for another week i hate our fk government #and i hate my own spinelessness #and something about. what else is going on beside covid? oh yeah fucking genocides. jfc.

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celestial-toys · 2 months

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been laying here listening to Lucky by Dermot Kennedy on loop for half an hour while thinking about Everything Stays and crying

#it’s good crying dw i am just. i have so many feelings about this story #Seven’s Celestial Commentary #Everything Stays #writing stuff #i may be stuck in bed struggling to type due to personal reasons but that will Not stop me from cooking up ideas for this fic #there is gonna be so much fucking angst and it’s gonna hurt soooooo good #the more i listen to it the more the possibilities expand #i can easily see Moon and Reader going back and forth between verses vulnerably arguing over Sun #but i can also see it being Sun and Moon getting real and discussingcougharguingover Reader #can’t decide which i like more #god i wish y’all could see this story the way it plays out in my head #next best thing would be to keep writing and sharing the story instead of vagueposting abt future plot points tho wouldn’t it lmao #and GOD don’t even get me fucking STARTED on Two Hearts…#Dermot Kennedy’s music is responsible for yet Another plot point for this story and i can’t even be mad about it. his fucking lyricsss dude #‘and so we jump to the THEATER??? in that SAME OLD TOWN???’ DO WE? FUCK I GUESS WE DO NOW!!!#picture me listening to that song and inspiration hitting me like a truck. diligently taking notes like the lyrics r instructions from God #‘she sees his face?? and HE sees HER as the LIGHTS GO DOWN???’ write that down write that down #‘the life that they should’ve had sat between them that night??’ FUCK Man yeah it sure did!!!#anyways it’s chill i’m chill. i’m very normal about my little stories and their musical inspirations!#and i’ve listened to these songs a very normal amount (translation: they will likely be in my top ten for the 2024 wrapped)#(cut to the scenes playing vividly in my head) ‘Well‚ at least I can always say that I /told/ her!’#‘I can’t relate to having a heart like that‚ Sun! With all of your wonder and your trust intact…’#like no i wouldn’t lift the lyrics directly for the song to use as dialogue but FUCk does it work well.. Lucky is such a good script for-#like- a heated conversation between my Relentlessly Positive Sun and my Apathetic Jaded Moon #‘How could our farewell mean as much as our time? Honey‚ I’ll be gone. It’s better if I’m something that you leave behind.’#‘I used to paint these trees‚ now I just scream at the sky. Honey I was wrong. Guess there’s certain things you never leave behind.’#*sobbing shaking throwing up clawing at the walls* I Am Normal About These Characters #anyways uh. on an unrelated note how many song lyrics do ya think i can cram into ES before it’s Too Many #gonna have to start getting creative with how i can incorporate more songs in a way that feels natural and not forced #even tho i am forcing it. i am forcing it very much bc i have songs with applicable lyrics and y’all Will read them one way or another

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arolesbianism · 8 months

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Almost got too comfortable with liking a whole 3 25ji originals and tried listening to a 25ji cover playlist before I remembered that I do indeed still very much not like a good 99% of their covers

#rat rambles #sekai posting #samsa has become one of my favorite sekai songs period and bug and inanndesu are both alas absolute bangers #but one of those is hard carried by the story its tied to and the other is bug so it just kinda plain goes hard #but fr they sound sooooo fucking good in zamuza and the lyricssssss god #songs that hit harder if I close my eyes and pretend its more abt kanade than it actually is #Id be lying tho if I said that they dont sound good in inandesu #like bro it doesnt deserve to be in my top ten sekai songs but it still is so #like it goes hard they sound good miku sounds good the event is one of my favorite sekai events its so unfair #y'know truly these three songs are representative of my relationship with 25ji as a whole if you think abt it fndjfbdh #I went into bug not expecting it to go so hard zamuza hit me hard but took a lil while to appreciate the other members in it and inandesu #stuck in my brain against my will #and mizuki fits into this cause theyre the only 25ji member that isnt tied for my favorite sekai character lol #like look they have good originals. just none that I like the group cover or even the misuki solo of #like lower is pretty good. I hate the 25ji version tho #idk maybe Ill like kitty more in the future if I end up giving it more of a chance but it doesnt rly call to me rn #also on a almost related note god I wish I could like the vbs version of hitsuji ga ippiki more but idk why it just does not click with me #idk if its just me liking the vocaloid version too much or if the boys bring it down that much for me but smth abt it man idk #speaking of the guys rip to akito for not getting the yy solo he desperately needed #bro is doomed to only have one good solo til the end of time </3 #like Im happy for an but man I wish all of them got yy solos they all sound soooo good in that cover #also give me shanti solos because I wanna like vbs shanti soooo bad but smth abt it doesnt click in the way I want it to #also delete vbs egoist from the game thanks <3

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indecisive-v · 2 years

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gosh heckin darnit i turned my saoif protag and partner into their own characters heckin frick

#these two are roleplayers #and i like to think they grinded for the sole purpose of just holding up their rp characters as being tough and powerful #also i am Trying to separate chiara from koharu but the game just won't help me on that #on another note they like roleplaying really common shitass story tropes #and they try to lean so far into it that it makes the rp stories they create actually enjoyable and funny #their rp premise in sao was just 'good girl x bad boy' high fantasy edition #but oops! they are stuck and now this is their Actual Life!#they Do act normal around other top players (unless they feel like being Silly)#but they often entertain the fantasy for any children trapped in the game #just imagine them like abridged godfrey except they're so dedicated to the tough knight and powerful demon bit that-#-they grinded to the near top of the assault team and are now genuinely important players #anyways here's the actual tags now #nath's art #saoif #sao integral factor #sword art online integral factor #doodles #also the chiara doodle was drawn on a whiteboard

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chiisana-lion · 1 year

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hm

#dunno what caused this but ive just been getting really scared and stupidly worried lately #sometimes i think about how i could lose someone at any moment and i might not even know #just stuck there waiting for some kind of answer for someone who wont and cant come back #and it really. terrifies me #my friends are everyhing to me and i just want them all to be okay always #and especially my best friend. if anything were to happen to him i really dont know what i'd do #i tell him and everyone else how much i love them all the time every time i can because what if they were to disappear and leave one day #and we didnt really leave off on a good note #not like i think that might happen anytime soon but just. what if #i love my friends. so much. i cant even put into words how much they mean to me and how theyve helped me get through this hell ive been #going through these past couple of years or so #maybe im annoying and talkative and sensitive and stuff. but the fact thwy still somehow like me the same is really #dunno man in elementary & middle school i lived shamelessly and yet im sure that for every friend i had there was like 5 kids who hated me #and towards high school i essentially was constantly on edge making sure i dont cause trouble for anyone because hey why should i bother #when none of them would really see me for me. just that quiet kid who draws in the corner and doesnt particularly fit in #the novelty of having a new kid transfer in lasted for like a month tops that time when everyone realized i was actually boring as hell #not into celebrities dont listen to mainstream music not interested in guy talk etc etc #i did meet a couple kids with similar interests at some point but im sure they were more casual fans and not absolutely obsessed as i am #and i feel like my sudden energy when talking about it and running my mouth w that topic kinda put them off #so i just. keep everything to myself #so really finding people who actually do like me and enjoy my rambles and i can hwar then ramble in return #and play games or talk abt our silly blorbos with is just. damn this is way more than i deserve isnt it #and i really feel like that could all just. fall apart at some point #and thats the last thing i want #but honestly #i dont mind if they grew to hate me. ill still love them nonetheless. just please dont leave me behind i cant go through that again #might delete this later im just kind of. yeah #sorry to anyone who reads this im kind of going through it

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smashwolfen · 1 year

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I posted 1,560 times in 2022

That's 381 more posts than 2021!

76 posts created (5%)

1,484 posts reblogged (95%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@imfluentinfangirlandgay

@astro-b-o-y-d

@teddybeargamer

@comedydoctor18

@medusolo

I tagged 422 of my posts in 2022

#pokemon - 132 posts

#pokemon legends arceus - 84 posts

#arceus - 66 posts

#submas - 63 posts

#ingo - 55 posts

#smish pokemon - 47 posts

#legends arceus - 45 posts

#legends of arceus - 42 posts

#warden ingo - 36 posts

#pla - 33 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#all i did was buy the lightbulb decoration and filled it with the bits from some moss stuff in a baggy in the craft isle of the dollarstore

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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#4

Didn't fit in my previous sketch dump for Arceus, here's Choo Choo man and his Sass ass co worker of the mountains! I need to express how hard hands are, Mellis hand can go to heck XD

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#3

Someone give this poor woman a day off she needs it so badly ;w;

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#2

I'm now obsessed with drawing joltiks, and FINALLY decided to draw Emmet at last, do not separate the train blorbos!!

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My #1 post of 2022

I've come to the realization, I can't stop drawing newly hatched sneasels and weasel cat dad Ingo, someone come stop me please, im held in a death grip drawing Itty bitty babies

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7,470 notes - Posted April 3, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #It does not surprise me in the SLIGHTEST its all Pokemon/Legends related stuff XD #I took off this year its insane #i made that many posts though really? Thats very surprising wow #nearly 7.5k notes on my top post I STILL can't believe it got that many at all im still shocked it went around that much and still goes!!#thanks to everyone who checked out my stuff and even stuck around! Its been a rough year for me personally but many good moments happened!#Keep rocking and rolling you guys and so will I~!

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cerasus--flores · 1 year

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oh btw mewtuals what do we think of hold it down

#personally i'm kinda eh on it #like there's some bars i REALLY fuck with #and melo's vocals were great #but i think half of this wava can't rap for shit and it shows 😭#also idk i don't really like that they had hex on his lower register #like i get it deep voice hot but deep voice only hot if somewhat poised and not struggling to hit the lower notes #like they're trying to do corp/se??? but ppl don't JUST like his music bc the vocals are deep as fuck #but bc he KNOWS how to use it and bc he knows what kind of sounds go well with it #also idk these last two songs were. mid lmao #stuck in the abyss left the bar SO high #blackout is my top song this year like it's not even the over the top edge that puts me off abt this one #it j feels like they're. trying too hard??? idk #some bars were great tho #and the “this the CONTRARY” fuckin HITS #but eh...#also the lyrics. what was that 😭#you can get away w like. somewhat nonsensical lyrics in shit like hope in the dark #bc i can't focus on the fact that being drawn by smell is fucking WEIRD if i'm focusing on how delightful the harmonies are #but rapping is 70% the lyrics #ESPECIALLY if some of your rappers. struggle. rapping.#visuals were cool but overall the song is a 5/10 for me #i j don't think the livers were reeeeeally fit for it #ciaran rambling on #ciaran kissing virtual avatars

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cheery-space-lizz · 2 years

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🎶✨️when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)🎶✨️

Tagged by @thatiwouldbe

1. The Ballad of Jane Doe - Emily Rohm, The Ride the Cyclone World Premiere Cast Recording Ensemble

2. for the girls - Hayley Kiyoko

3. YES - Ben & Tan

4. Put Your Records On - Corinne Bailey Rae

5. Take my Breath Away (Glee Cast Version) - Glee Cast

I'm only going to tag a few mutuals, 10 is a bit much :,> @bae-wulf @justlookatthosesausages @sparebutton @thespringsoldier @foxcantswim @danisdreaming

#lets break the tension like a kit kat #love reflecting on my music taste and how much I cant define what it is lmao #tag game #now some extra fun lil notes for your consideration~#1. has been stuck in my head for five days now and has shot to the top of my most played playlist #musical was ok but this song is def a showstopper #2. has one of my fav lines in a song I cant stop thinking about it #plz thats so stupid but so genius i love it #3. is for hopeful yearning #4. is for sad girl yearning #5. is for something in between yearning

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whataboutfractions · 2 years

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i'll admit that at some point i wanna write mighty and thunder learning cooking techniques from each other, with both having learned out of necessity to look after younger siblings but the former having access to mostly fresh ingredients and the latter primarily using nonperishables of the sort that'd be available at a commissary located on not only a space station but a space station mostly populated by robots with non-organic dietary needs

#like moisture content makes a huge difference on top of the obvious changes in flavor and texture quality #though as a side note shonen anime comedy means bagura really stuck to his guns on making the most lifelike robots possible

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buggyballed · 9 months

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Turning off Discord's New Mobile Layout [OUTDATED]

EDIT (Oct 22/2023): This was originally posted on Sept 8/23 and since then there are some people saying that the option to turn off the layout is no longer there. Currently I no longer have the option to turn the new layout back on so I'm not entirely sure where Discord is going with this. I still encourage everyone to leave Discord feedback regarding their opinions about the layout. (end edit).

EDIT (Dec 6/2023): Discord has started rolling out this new mobile layout permanently along with some other changes (such as adding the 'Midnight' theme for OLED screens, though how it's different compared to the previous OLED theme is unclear). The changes are discussed in this blog post as well as this YouTube video. Discord has acknowledged on Twitter that the new layout will "take some getting used to" but that the original mobile layout is no longer available.

As turning off this feature is no longer possible I have disabled reblogs on this post.

If you do not want this new update, and have not received it yet, you may need to consider disabling auto-updates in your app/playstore. For those already affected, some people have suggested that downloading an APK of an older version to get around this but I don't know how that works or how to do that so please don't ask me.

If you have any thoughts on this layout change I recommend sending them through Discord's Feedback forum as there is nothing that I personally can do about it.

The original post is underneath the read more. (end edit)

(Note: Discord themselves do have instructions on how to turn it off but it's buried at the bottom of their blog post about the change).

In case anyone else gets stuck with this garbage update, here's how you can turn it off:

In the bottom right corner there is now a section labelled "You".

Tap the "You" button to open the tab. This should bring up your Discord profile. In the top right corner there should be a little gear button for your Settings.

Tap on this to open the Settings up. You will need to navigate to your "Appearance" settings. Now there are actually two ways to do this now.

As normal you can scroll down to the Appearance section of the Settings:

Or you can utilise one of the actually useful things included in this update: The search bar. Yes, with the new layout you can type in the setting you're looking for instead of scrolling through them all.

Once you open up your Appearance settings you will need to scroll down until you find the section for the New Layout.

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lilithland · 3 months

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imagine you’re running late, trying to move some laundry, because of course as the inferior sex, you do the cooking and the cleaning

you’re almost done moving your clothes when you see your favorite sock stuck in the back of the machine, you try to stick your arm as far into the machine as possible but you still can’t reach the sock

you maneuver your body until your head and both arms are in the machine, you successfully grab your sock but when you go to pull your body out of the machine you find you are stuck

you wiggle and squirm but can’t seem to get out of the washing machine

your partner was supposed to pick you up for a date later (you had left them a little note hoping to suprise them when they got home) so you knew eventually someone would come to your rescue

20 minutes later you’re scared shitless when you hear a loud knock at your door, it can’t possibly be your partner because they have a key and it’s way too early for them to be back

you start to panic a little but try to ration that a burglar wouldn’t try to knock first before entering, you hear the loud knock again followed by your door opening

“maintenance”

you don’t know if you should holler for help or pray to god that they don’t enter your laundry room, you’re beyond humiliated at your predicament

luck was not on your side, you hear heavy footsteps approach you, you hear a low whistle behind you

“and what do we have here?” rumbles a deep voice

you swallow your pride, “hi, um, sorry about this, wo-would you be able to help me … please?”

large hands grab your hips, you naively think you’re about to be set free

when instead of attempting to pull you out of the machine, one hand retracts and lands a hard smack on your ass

you scream in pain and jolt a little in the machine

“what the hell is wrong with you?!” you scream trying harder to wiggle your way out

“well sweetheart, when i enter a house and find a note that says i can’t wait for all the dirty things you want to do to me and then find a hot babe with an incredible ass on display, i have to oblige and give them the fucking of a lifetime”

you still at his words, he had found the note you left for your partner, he thinks you set up this elaborate plan to have wild sex with a stranger

“no you don’t understand that was meant for my partner i am seriously stuck please help me get out” you start pleading and begging

“sure, and i’m sure you’re gonna keep screaming no and for me to stop, even while your cunt squeezes and cums on my hard cock over and over again, is that the game we’re gonna play tonight sweetheart?”

you really start to thrash inside the machine, it doesn’t matter what you say, this stranger is about to r4pe your tiny holes

he shushes you as he continues to grope your ass with his giant hands

he flips the skirt you had been wearing up over your ass, giving him a perfect view of your thong

your boobs hadn’t quite made it into the machine, he yanks your tank top down freeing your titties, smushing them against the cold machine

the cold instantly makes your nipples hard and you can’t help the moan that escapes your lips

“oh is someone finally getting excited?”

the strangers rough hands pinch your nipples as you start back up your protests of no’s

he gives your titties a rough smack and you scream and jolt in the machine again

he alternates between painful pinching and rough slapping, you start crying with how rough he’s being

“doesn’t matter how much you protest princess, i know you’ll be soaked when i go check on your princess parts again”

you refuse to believe him, but when his hands stop abusing your tits and go to remove your thong, you can feel the sticky trail being pulled from you

you feel his rough fingers collecting the juices at your enterance, the embarrassment of it all makes you leak around his hand even more

he wipes your girl juice along your thighs and all over your ass, the more his fingers just barely touch your cunnie to collect more, the more you drip for him

you hate how your body is betraying you

he removes his fingers and you hear some shuffling, you emotionally try to prepare yourself to be thrusted in to

you weren’t expecting to feel a wet tongue

you werent expecting to feel a wet tongue eating out your ass

you try to squirm but in the process accidentally push back more onto his tongue

his big hands deliver a hard smack to your thighs before pinning them down and holding them in place

“i can also go in dry baby doll”

you totally still at the implication he’s going to fuck your ass

you whimper and cry more

he removes one hand from your thigh and starts to play with your inferiority hole while he continues to eat out your asshole, he alternates between rubbing your nub, a little too hard, and roughly fingering your fuck hole

you don’t know how but his rough administrations make you have cummies

you clench the fingers inside you tightly as he continues to fuck you through your orgasm

before he stands he spits a glob of saliva right on top of your asshole

seconds later he’s rubbing his hard cock up and down your slit, collecting all of your girl juices as you continue to leak

without warning he starts to slowly and painfully shove his dick into you

each inch is excruciatingly painful and his dick seems to go on forever and ever

by the time he bottoms out you think you might pass out, there has to be at least eight inches of dick in your freshly r4ped asshole

he stills for a moment and decides to abuse your body some more while you adjust to his length

he smacks your ass and your titties, runs your overstimulated clit too hard and too fast

when he’s done playing with your body he grips your hips painfully and begins to piston in and out of your ass

he sets a brutal pace from the start, roughly fucking you against the washing machine

your abused and sensitive tits sway with each thrust, causing them to smack against the machine over and over again

you lose track of time, only knowing the sensation of your asshole being abused

without warning you hear a guttural grunt and feel a warmth deep in your gut

the maintenance man pulls out with a plop

“don’t worry baby, i’ll make sure to get a video of your gaping asshole leaking my hot sperm into your delicious cunt”

you’re horrified at every aspect of what he just said, your stomach churning at that the thought of such a video getting uploaded to the internet

as he said, you can feel the cum leaking out of your open asshole, slowly dripping towards your inferiority hole

as the sperm starts to pool, his fingers are on you again

or rather in you, his fingers easily slide into your gaping asshole, collecting his own jizz

to your continued horror he then shoves his fingers deep into your cunt, fucking his cum into the proper fuck hole

you aren’t on any birth control

his fingers move in and out of you slowly, you’re humiliatingly wet so he has no problem getting a few in you

“should i cum in your pussy next or try to get my fist in your ass?”

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