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fuzzy-wuzzy-pup · 2 years

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So this just happened...

I just asked Sir a question cause was curious.

Asked her how she defines "Straight"

And she DEADASS said "It's when you are attracted to the same gender"

I stared at her

She stared back

I stared back

We looked at each other and I said "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

And then she went "what?"

I said "uhhh" again

And she went "wait..."

I burst out laughing so hard almost fell over 😂

And shes like "FUCK I AM SO GAY I CANT DEFINE WHAT STRAIGHT IS!"

#thepuppydolly #my comments #mine #my post #Queer #thestraights #nsft tumblr #hypnosub #lgbtq #lgbt #lgbtqa #lgbtqia #lgbtq representation #lgbtq positivity #lgbtqlove #queer love

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nafeesa-blog · 2 years

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A new view.🤩♥️🤩

#thestraight #multicolor #tulle

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leadsgenerator · 2 months

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Allah's Message About Jesus - Quranic

Such is Jesus, son of Mary. (It is) a statement of truth, about which they doubt (or dispute). It befits not (the Majesty of) Allah that He should beget a son Glorified (and Exalted be He above all that they associate with Him). When He decrees a thing, He only says to it, “Be!” – and it is. Jesus said: “And verily Allah is my Lord and your Lord. So worship Him (Alone). That is theStraight Path.…

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#4d5156 #dailyprompt #dailyprompt-1848 #dailyprompt-1849

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chachomanopapa · 2 years

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Heroically, but unsuccessfully, I have been trying to warn us. Increasingly tho, people don’t believe me. I know. That’s hard to believe. And lately, especially, my credibility’s been taking a beating. I’m down. Still, I’m not out — There are game-changers a-coming — to visit, with us.Against astronomical odds, heroically, I have been trying — without success — to warn us. Unbeknownst to us,…

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moronic-shovel · 2 years

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Just saw someone react to a video where someone was saying “You *will* respect my pronouns”

This woman didn’t, confidently and cockily misgendering this person

Do TheStraights™️ forget that reporting hate speech is 2 clicks away?? 😂😂

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dracereads · 2 years

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A History of Wild Places by Shea Ernshaw

I rate this book 3 / 5 stars. It was a good book, sadly a little predictable. I liked the ending, but there are other elements I wish could have been handled better. Also, I don’t understand the published title of this book, as I think Ernshaw’s working title, Pastoral would have been better suited.

#Shea Ernshaw #A History of Wild Places #genre: mystery #genre: suspense #genre: thriller #thestraights #supernaturalelements #unreliablenarrator #farmcore #summerseasonal #winterseasonal #missingpersonsinvestigation #taglinemode

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twentysomethinglesbian · 3 years

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STRAIGHT PRIDE GROUPS ARE FULL OF MORONS PART 2

CW: SEVERE HOMOPHOBIA

Please do not peruse this post if you do not want to see posts with severe homophobic & transphobic messages, anti-mask & anti-science messages, as well as pro-trump content.

Inspired by @babyboomerbullshit

Shit, a minority was in a position of power, the straights forgot which bathroom to use again. Looks like they’ll just shit on the floor.

Bill shits on the floor, we get it.

😳 What if we kissed 😳

😳 and we were both politicians 😳

The hetties are trying to tell everyone how cool and popular they are...something that cool and popular people totally do....

Ehhh I would argue this definitely deserves some shame. Also, if homophobia isn’t a word, heterophobia definitely isn’t you guys.

Is this them admitting that they’re fuckin weirdos?

You heard it here folks, America only has heterosexuals. No gays here. Just a lot of dudes being guys.

No family member of mine is straight! In this house we are all gay. No hetties allowed.

This just in: straight people can’t do math.

One of those flags is not like the other 🎶

Can you point out which flag is inherently treasonous to the United States of America?

Right! The Confederate flag!

#mypost #thestraights

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godiwishiwasbabayaga-blog · 5 years

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Talking to an older straight person about your plans for the future while you have no will to live is literally impossible. Like...yes...perhaps I will, move to Ohio, and then...marry and...my husband and I will start a cheese farm...three children,, live like miss Clutter from in Cold Blood

#depression #plans #thestraights

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chrissacooper · 5 years

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when straight guys do the #twinboyfriends #lewk it's hilarious, sad, and super gay 😂 #theyrewearingthesameglasses #bothhaveonwranglers #horizontalstripes #dotheyshoptogether #canyoujustholdhandsalready #twinning #arethestraightsok #straightwhitemen #thestraights #thestraightsareatitagain #whiteguysbelike #boyfriends #boyfriendsofinstagram (at Memorial City Mall) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwX1CzfhqX0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kmc8lj0tohwv

#twinboyfriends #lewk #theyrewearingthesameglasses #bothhaveonwranglers #horizontalstripes #dotheyshoptogether #canyoujustholdhandsalready #twinning #arethestraightsok #straightwhitemen #thestraights #thestraightsareatitagain #whiteguysbelike #boyfriends #boyfriendsofinstagram

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depressicaa · 7 years

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#gay #thestraights #hell #lmao

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sumedangtandang · 4 years

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Kajian On air di Radio eRks FM Setiap kita Adalah Ibrahim Rekan rekan sekalian sebentar lagi kita akan bertemu dengan satu momentum Hari Raya terpanjang yg tidak dimiliki umat selain kita, bayangkan 4 hari lamanya kita berhari raya. Sudah pasti tujuan dari hari raya ini bukan hanya sekedar untuk bersenang senang, walaupun merasa gembira sukacita tidak dilarang, juga bukan hanya sekedar kulineran, bakar sate, masak gule dll, walaupun makan makan daging kurban juga tidak terlarang. Hakikat dari Idul Adha adalah makna dari besarnya pengorbanan seorang Nabi yg bergelar kholilullah kekasih Allah, karena Allah hakikatnya tidak sedang memerintahkan untuk membunuh ismail, tapi dibalik ituyg Allah minta hanyalah membunuh rasa kepemilikan beliau atas ismail, beliau memilih untuk taat dari mendahulukan ego nya. Maka dimasa sekarang kita juga adalah Ibrahim dan setiap ibrahim punya Ismail, yg paling dicintai, diharapkan dan dipertahankan, tapi apakah ego tadi mengalahkan taat kita. Kuy ikuti pembahasanya bagaimana para nabi dan rosul diuji dengan doa, harapan, realita dan pengorbananya di kajian sunday sharing. Bersama: Ust. Rasyeed Ridlo InsyaAllah : Ahad, 19 Juli 2020 Pukul 16:30 s/d 17:30 WIB Live on Radio @erksfm Sumedang di 106.1 FM Live Streaming Radio : www.erksfm.id Ada sesi tanya jawab teman-teman bisa kirim pertanyaan melalui instagram @pemudaikhlas atau @erksfm Jangan lupa share ya! Rasulullah shallallahu ‘alaihi wasallam bersabda: ‎مَنْ دَلَّ عَلَى خَيْرٍ فَلَهُ مِثْلُ أَجْرِ فَاعِلِهِ Artinya: “Barangsiapa yang menunjukkan kepada sebuah kebaikan maka baginya seperti pahala pelakunya." [HR. Muslim] . Organized by : The Straight @pemudaikhlas @erksfm . Supported by : @sumedang.tandang @inimahsumedang . #SundaySharing #KajianSantai #TheStraight #erksfm https://www.instagram.com/p/CCyKPWllpGP/?igshid=w7gmwez5oign

#sundaysharing #kajiansantai #thestraight #erksfm

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frankmwilliams25 · 4 years

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The 2020 Maserati Quattroporte Gran Lusso is BETTER than you Expect

2020 Maserati Quattroporte S Q4 Gran Lusso review by The Straight Pipes. The Maserati Quattroporte SQ4 Gran Lusso is pumping out 424hp and 428 lb-ft tq from a Twin Turbo 3L V6. Sitting at $150,260 CAD, would this be your pick over the Mercedes S560, BMW 750Li, Audi A8? Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thestraightpipes Become a YouTube Member! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC86SBFIAgnYL3ll2ZDgmsuA/join Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=TheStraightPipes Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/thestraightpipes Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/thestraightpipes Twitter! https://twitter.com/StraightPipers Buy our merch at https://teespring.com/stores/thestraightpipes Check out Continental Tire at https://www.continentaltire.ca ------------------- #maserati #quattroporte #luxury ------------------- .video-container {position: relative;padding-bottom: 56.25%;padding-top: 1px; height: 0; overflow: hidden;} .video-container iframe, .video-container object, .video-container embed {position: absolute;top: 0;LEFT: 0;width: 100%;height: 100%;}

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#thestraight #twinturbo

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nafeesa-blog · 9 months

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Working on this skirt FOREVER & yet I decided to slow down and just enjoy the process instead of rush to the end…

#thestraight #tulle #nyfw23 #fashion #skirt

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khutbahs · 4 years

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What is Islam in simple words?

Islam FactsThe word “Islam” means “submission to the will of God.” Followers of Islam are called Muslims. Muslims are monotheistic and worship one, all-knowing God, who in Arabic is known as Allah. Followers of Islam aim to live a life of complete submission to Allah.

What is Islam as a religion?

"submission [to God]"), is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion that teaches that there is only one God (Allah), and that Muhammad is a messenger of God. It is the world's second-largest religion with over 1.8 billion followers or 24.1% of the world's population, known as Muslims.

#Islam #Peace #Blessings #TheStraight Path #PeaceTV #DrZakirNaik

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chachomanopapa · 2 years

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DAY 2503: 8-25-22: #AMEN! #WEARENATIONS #OFMEN #ANDWOMEN #ANDLAWS #AMEN! #LET #IT #BE — #LET #IT #BE! #THEPROOFISINTHEPUDDING #WITNESSAMALIGNANTNARCISSIST #PRESIDENT #AWHITENATIONALIST #PRESIDENT #WITNESS #A #GOAT #THEGREATEST #OFALLTIME #AGOAT #WHATKINDOFPRESIDENTISTHAT?#WHATTHEFUCKS #UP #WITHTHAT? #ALLOW #ME #TO #EXPLAIN #UNCONVINCINGLY #ICANEXPLAIN #’TISFOREORDINATION! #’TIS #NOTPREDESTINATION! #’TIS #FOREORDINATION! #ANDWHATSUPWITH #ESPIONAGE? #ALLEGED #ACTS #OF #ESPIONAGE #WHATSUPWITH #SPYCRAFT #ALIEN?#ANDCONTACTS #SUBTERRANEAN? #UNCONVINCINGLY #I #CANEXPLAIN #I #CAN #EXPLAIN #SUBTERRANEANSMAY BE #GASLIGHTING #ME — #ALTERNATIVELY #MOSTINCREDIBLY #GUIDING #ME #SUBTERRANEANSMAYINFACT — #BE #BUT #WHY — #CONTACT #ME? #PERHAPS #CONTACTS #FROMWHENPRESIDENT #CONTACTS #FROMWHEN #RESIDENT #WAS #ME #IN #DC — #IRONY #IS #KILLING #ME #WHY — #ON #EARTH — #ME?#PERHAPSJUSTBECAUSE #THEY #CAN #ANDBECAUSETHEYKNOWTHATICAN #JUSTMAKEITALLUP #ANDSOI’LLJUSTMAKEITALLUP #ASIGOALONG #WITHMYTOPSECRETS #LESS #SECRET #THEPLANRELIESONHUBRIS #NOWHEARTHIS: #FROMTHEABYSS #OFSPACESCOMETRAVELING #SUBTERRANEANS #THATNOTWITHSTANDING #THECHINESE — #INTHEMEANTIME #BIDE — #THEIR #PRECIOUSTIME #CONFUCIUSSAYS: #THANKSFORTHELAWS #THANKSFORTHEPILLARS #THANKSFORTHETESTAMENTS #APPRISED #HASBEEN #RUSSIA #APPRISED #HASBEEN #CHINA #APPRISED #HASBEEN #AMERICA #COMESANASTEROID #TO #URANTIA #DISARMING #THEPROOFISINTHEPUDDING #UNATTRACTIVE — #BEINGS #FREAKING #UGLY #EARTHLINGS #UNATTRACTIVE #ARE #CATTLEMENSHEEPMENAND #PIGMEN #WHOLLY #UNHOLY #MEN #THANKALLAHJEHOVAHYAHWEH #PRAISE #ALLAHGODYAHWEH #JEHOVAH #ONCEUPONALOSTTIME #ONCEUPONALONGFORGOTTENTIME #ONCEUPONATIME — #TWISTED #ONURANTIA — #PLOTS #TWISTED #POWER #CORRUPTED #ANDABSOLUTEPOWER #CORRUPTED #ABSOLUTELY #INCHINARUSSIAEUROPEAFRICA #ANDTHEAMERICAS — #ONURANTIA #POWERCORRUPTS #ANDABSOLUTEPOWERCORRUPTS #GUYSLIKE #VLADANDXIANDME #ABSOLUTELY #POWERHATHCORRUPTEDME — #PREDICTABLY #ONURANTIATHEPLOTTWISTS — #TWIST #IKEEPMYSAFE #ASTEEP #INCORRUPTION — #WITNESSASLEEP #THE #NATIONS #WITNESS #ASLEEP #TAIWAN #THETAIWANESESLEEP #UNSAFE #DEEPSTATESECRETSBEINGUNSAFE #NOTSOSAFELYLOCKEDINMYSAFE #DEEPSTATESECRETS #UNSAFE #EVENIN #THEUNITEDSTATES #ESPECIALLY #INTHEUNITEDSTATES #THENEWRUSSOAMERICANSTATE #MYGREATRUSSOAMERICANSTATE #POWERCORRUPTS #ANDABSOLUTEPOWERCORRUPTS #ABSOLUTELY #STILLONLYICANDOTHISWITHA @UN #AND @ANTONIOGUTERRES #AND #TAIWANS @IINGWEN #AND @XIJINPING: #NOTHINGLESSTHANASTONISHING! #ASTONISHING — #ISWHATSHAPPENING #WITNESSGODSTIMING — #WITNESSHIS #TIMING — #ASTONISHING #WAS #THE #FBI #RAIDJUSTYESTERDAY! #THE #FBI #MADEMYDAY #THAT #MONDAY #OHHAPPYDAY! #NOWHEARTHISURANTIA: #THEREISMORETHANONECHINA #MORETHANONEMACEDONIA #MORETHAN #JUSTONE #KOREA #THERES #NO #WHY #THERESONLYWHYNOTINVADE? #WHY #NOT — #TAIWAN #INVADE? #WHY #NOT — #JUST #INVADE? #WHYNOTTAIWAN #JUST #INVADE?#ACROSSTHESTREETEASYTOINVADE #TAIWAN #WHYNOTEARTHTHENINVADE? #’TIS #CHINASTURNTOINVADE! #TAIPEI #IS #IN #CHINA #BUT #TAIPEI #IS #NOTCHINA #THEREISMORETHANONECHINA #THERESMORETHANONEMACEDONIA #THERES #EVEN — #TWO #KOREAS #DISINFORMATIVE #IS — #ONE CHINA #DISINGENUOUS #IS #CHINA #JUSTACROSS #THESTRAIGHT #’TIS #TAIPEI #JUST100MILESAWAY #’TIS #TAIPEI #BUT100MILESAWAY #’TIS #CHINA #JUST100MILESAWAY #’TIS #CHINA #NOT #ENGLAND #’TIS #1000SOFMILESAWAYFROMME #‘TIS #CHINALAUGHINGATUS #THIS #TIME #’TISNOT #GREATBRITAIN #THISTIME #’TIS #CHINA #THIS #TIME #APPRISEDISRUSSIA #APPRISEDISCHINA #APPRISEDISAMERICA #COMESANASTEROIDTO #URANTIA #FROMTHEUKRAINETORUSSIA #FROMTAIWAN #TO #CHINA #DISARMING — #RUSSIAANDCHINA #HAVEBEEN — #TO #AMERICA — #LESSTHAN #DISARMING #COMESANASTEROID — #DISARMING #TOTALLY — #DISARMING @XIJINGPING #WHILST #ATTACKING #TAIWAN

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links-destiny · 2 years

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God, I would love the possibility of Andrew!Spider-Man, Venom, and Deadpool just being in a scene together at some point in time. Like I could care less on the backlash this could bring towards TheStraights tm.

The bi-pan solidarity

The chaotic vibes

It's the peak level of fanservice that my gay ass would love to see. They just needs to hop on this idea,,

#Andrew Garfield #Deadpool #Spider-Man #No Way Home #Tom Hardy #NWH #The Amazing Spider-Man #TASM #Venom #Eddie Brock #Marvel #Link's rambles

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