#they make me insane they make me go absolutely feral

[sunkissed-zegras]

Paige nsfw hcs pls

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─ ev's notes | the long awaited nsfw headcanons for paigey, i finally got the motivation to write it after i kept reading the INSANE smut yall keep writing (keep it up im lovin it) also this is such a mess, this is just rambling and not organized whatsoever, but wtv i hope yall enjoyed :)

woo, where do i even begin?

let's begin with the obvious, paige is a TOP, i can't stress this enough

i genuinely can't see anyone topping her she's just .... a TOP

but that doesn't mean she won't let you take the reigns every once in awhile, esp after a bad game/tiring practice because everyone once to be taken care of sometimes

i'm def not the first person to say this and certainly will not be the last but STRAP GAME GOES SOOOOO HARD

i feel like at first she's gonna be weirded out cus like... she likes only girls for a reason??? and she has her mouth and fingers??? why would she need a piece of plastic to make her girl feel good???

but the first time y'all try it, she's hooked

she forgets ab her hands after that

jk but like

yeah she's HOOKED

she gets really into it LOL, def can imagine her calling the strap her dick

oh and she fucks HARDDDD like, no room to breathe or anything

like you'll be gasping for air after and she'll be super duper proud

i read this one fic with like the dual ended one (i didn't even know that existed) and then i was like yep, yes this is the oneee

with positions, i can't see her doing anything more than like missionary (cus she loves to see your pretty face) and like from the back

but as soon as she discovers riding, it's OVERRRRR for you

she's making you ride her strap anytime she can, cus she loves it

she has her hands on your hips as she's guiding you and she LOVES IT so fucking much, like the power she has over you makes her go feral

oh and do not get me started on sucking her strap, cus again she loves the power she holds over you

she has your hair in a ponytail and the more you get comfortable with the whole thing, she WILL make you gag

she acts like it's her dick (yeah i know we covered that) but like esp when you're sucking her strap, she will just dirty talk u the entire time

"you like my dick, pretty girl? like gagging on my dick?" cus yeah, u do

oh and yes, she does have breeding kink

it breaks her heart that she can't get you pregnant 😪

but she sure as hell will pretend to!!!!!

will 100% bend you over and just yap about getting you pregnant

also if she's fucking you in missionary, she expects you to look at her the entire time

so if you turn away, she will grab your face and keep you looking straight at her

FUCK IDK WHY THAT'S SO HOT

paige is a D1 yapper i fear, and that would 10000% seep into the bedroom LMAO

mostly praise cus babygirl would feel really bad but when she gets into, she GETS into it

like she will call you her slut as she's about cum

that post-nut clarity goes hard the first time tho cus she's like no way i called my gf a dirty fucking slut 😭😭 she sits with her thoughts for a good 10 minutes trying to recollect herself

she is a munch for sure, like she will eat you out for hours and hours on end (not an exaggeration btw)

but she LOVES when you give back

it makes her go fucking feral when she sees you eating her out, like yessssssssssssss

she has to close her eyes bc if she keeps looking at your face, she WILL cum

she has a bad hair pulling problem, like she will grip your hair so hard your head will hurt after

it's apart of the appeal tho 🎀

her fav spot to get absolutely ate is her gaming chair cus like, she needs you in between her legs giving her support to get that victory royale 💯💯💯

she hates when she gets ass or tits bc she genuinely cannot pick

it depends on the day bc they're both great, she will never pick one

i feel like she's definitely thought ab fucking you in public but she can't risk it

SHES A D1 ATHLETE !!

the only time yall did was in a bathroom at an event and it was SOOO bad afterwards cus everyone could tell

you had to pretend like you didn't get your brains fucked out and paige had to pretend she didn't DO the fucking

but lowkey she enjoyed it a lot, but would she do it again?

maybe, a solid maybe (with the right motivation)

okay but like ....

she def has fingered u while the girls are over cus like, she was in a silly mood?

you just looked too fucking good, she had to

but thank god no one noticed (at least to yalls knowledge...)

she's a horny fuck ARGUE WITH THE WALL

she will get turned on by anything you do, like homegirl is just sooooo down bad for you

you could be applying chapstick and paige will be like "we need to fuck, now."

paige's aftercare is just giving you water and cuddling with you for 10 mis while scrolling on tiktok and then gets up to play fortnite with kk

she literally is the tiktok where it's like "after he rearranges my organs he goes and plays fortnite" i hope yall know what i'm talking about

but you don't mind ofc cus she makes you sit on her lap while playing

but then turns into another round cus shes a horny fuck

paige is all for hickies on YOU but she gets pissed when you give her a hickey cus she's like people are gonna see

like she's the only one who has to deal with the public 🙄🙄🙄

but she loves marking you EVERYWHERE, esp on your collarbone like it's so sexy

oh and god bless you in the summer, the ones on your thighs are getting AIRED OUT bc paige does not care

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[murasakichooo]

saw a columbina edit n it made me think.. cause i desperately want her to be absolutely fucking insane, i want her to make the “i can fix her” waifu lovers disgusted, i want her to be so cruel and crazy and out of her mind that she creeps out the entire fan base... im so hoping hyv doesn't make her into a waifu character can u tell.

it honestly feels like she'd fit as acheron in the tango trailer, but only if she was knowingly doing all that shit to black swan/arle or whoever u ship her with.

like, acheron was just dancing, and black swan entered her memories which were full of blood and death - acheron wasn't trying to torture or kill black swan like a bunch of ppl think. so, if columbina and arlecchino were dancing together in a trailer?? id go fucking feral

columbina in a graceful, long, flowing white dress — almost like she was the bride of a wedding. I think she'd have some floral designs on it, but definitely feathers and stars, everything to make her seem as angelic as possible.

arlecchino on the other hand, with a suit so black it could rival the lungs of an addicted smoker. her hair cleanly tied back, every inch of her clothing so well-kept yet frightening, as if warning people not to come close. she has those sharp edges and pointy bits as on her fatui outfit, with silver edges and ruby stones for earrings.

they dance together — calmly and slowly, columbina twirling like a ballerina and arlecchino supporting her, as stable as stone. and then. then, columbina smiles.

idk the rest make it up on ur own orz

#genshin impact #genshin #columbina #columbina genshin #arlecchino #arlechinno genshin #arlebina #musings

[starpros-sunshine]

If he still manages to be absolutely smitten with you after you accidentally spit blood in his face and held a public metaphorical execution for him and his only friends during which they were turned into scapegoats and kind of pretty much denounced then by god you do your best to keep that weird little freak because you were obviously fated to be together and also at this point I’m afraid you’ve turned into a luxury not many want so...go have your weird little overly pda-y romance with the jester with semi-masochistic tendencies…or something like that idk

#I feel like I could’ve offered more but tbh the public execution thing would probably be enough to scare off the usual person #not even sure if semi-masochistic would be the right word(s?) but for the dramatic effect I’ll keep it like this #I love Eichi to death but man he’s so lucky Wataru is Like That #have I mentioned I adore them #not to mention Wataru was grateful for all that because without the war they wouldn’t even all be friends #have I mentioned I adore him #and he joined fine simply because he found Eichi amusing at the time #and then he somehow actually legitimately earnestly and honestly fell in love with him #he. he gave him his mask guys #they make me insane they make me go absolutely feral #I love them a very normal amount your honor I promise I‘m very normal about them #k I’ll shut up now but #but waugh they <33333 #just <33333 #hibiki wataru #eichi tenshouin #wataei #enstars

[furrysmp]

... Ok so. In my post I made like 10 minutes ago about Jimmy not dying first I also had, in the notes, the words "and now he's gonna die immediately" and uh. Yeah. I almost punched the concrete wall I'm leaning on over this session. How yall doing?

#trafficblr #traffic smp #secret life #traffic series #life series #secret life spoilers #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #the canary curse #going insane rn #also joel needs to win for my mental health rn. or scott #but scott winning would also make me go absolutely feral over how I foresaw this and how he's the little guy #and joel winning would be. sunbringer rambling and empires 1 and poetry and getting the merch his skin has for cosplays and going insane #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

do you ever just sit there thinking about your favorite ocs while violently shaking. god. clenches fist. They're So.

#every time a song from their Joint Playlist comes on i go fucking feral #the betrayal the refusal to Let Go the haunting the persisting love the renunciation the resentment the abandonment the resignation #the overwhelming desire to do good vs the fear of admitting you were wrong vs the two people you love most tearing each other apart #AGHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SUDDENLY DEEP IN THE ORIGINAL SAUCE #five seconds i was Normal. scribbling welcome home #then One Of The Songs Came On and now im losing my fucking marbles #perceived betrayals leading to real betrayals.... #going too far and now its too late you're Committed you cant go back #he came to you thinking he could make you understand and you could work together to make things Better #and instead you ripped his heart out and left it bleeding on the floor for everyone to see #THEY MAKE ME MORE INSANE THAN LITERALLY ANYTHING #absolutely unprompted #the oc Unwellness comes and goes in waves but its the only true constant obsession with my life #god those three... my dearest darling Trio.... how old are they turning this year? #is it year eight of having them? year nine? #one of the two is for sure how long ive had My Specialest Boy Light Of My Life The Reason I Am Still Alive #the other two came after... maybe only mere months after but he was the first and he is just. i love him so fucking much #he is so so personal to me. he has a permanent place carved out in my chest #he sleeps on my ribs <3 #the other day i was reminiscing about his development over the years. his changes his different Versions #and fuck... he's really changed with me huh?? #his past selves are echoes of my own self over the years #like he is Very different from me but at the same time. i created him with little pieces of myself sewn in #we hold the same views the same beliefs. im not him and hes not me but we're Kindred yk yk #i think i need to go listen to his playlist.... how long is it now... let me check... 15 hours 13 mins... 228 songs... #my gay 5'2 powerhouse of a guy. him <3 #maybe 'them' too he's played fast and loose with gender over the years. holy shit wait #his development echoes mine... i characterized him as 'fucks with gender norms' long before i realized my own gender fuckery #god damn. i love him even more now. i didnt think that was possible. im going to cry. hes so important to me #he has been with me through my worst years... and will be with me through all the hard times to come <3

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!! #but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck. #i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing. #she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not. #she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

[stuckinapril]

snow and dirty rain is genuinely one of the best poems ever written imo i go a little insane every time i read it...i am singing now while rome burns.... we are all just trying to be holy...we are all going forward none of us are going back......obsessed w this poem

Is that too much to expect? That I would name the stars for you? That I would take you there?? The splash of my tongue melting you like a sugar cube????? We’ve read the back of the book…. we know what’s going to happen………. But there’s a litany of dreams somewhere in the middle…….. moonlight spilling on the bathroom floor……. a page of the book where we transcend the story of our lives……… Screaming crying THROWING UP !!!!!!

#This Siken poem makes me feral it makes me go insane #It’s tied maybe only w piano lesson for me #bc piano lesson was one of my fav releases from last year #But if anyone were to ask where they should start w Siken id absolutely point them to snow and dirty rain bc COME on #Everyone go read snow & dirty rain RIGHT the fuck now

[scribesynnox]

Yes, Donnie from Rise of the TMNT is autistic. Yes, he is also feral and maniac and bloodthirsty. Those two aren’t related, he’s just a soft shell, they’re carnivorous and vicious little fuckers. Verrrrrry aggressive. The autism is a totally separate thing.

#i love him #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise!donnie #yesssssssss go for throat Donnie #this show has me looking up fucking turtle facts man #absolutely insane #(by the by if you’re wondering: yes I did make this post because I saw other people getting irritated with Donnie being autistic AND feral.) #(something about it being a problem and look man: feral characters go brrrrrr. Donnie being feral has nothing to do with his autism.) #that’s a separate thing.

[alatariel-galadriel]

Okay, I’m re-listening to the Murderous Mask and Peter’s “run away with me” monologue is recontextualized SO MUCH in light of recent events!

When Juno asks if Sasha/Dark Matters were in on the heist, Peter says no—“it pays to have powerful friends”. That struck me as odd up until recently, because we quickly learn that Peter…doesn’t have friends or allies or, well, anything, really. He works solo and burns through identities too quickly to make or maintain those kinds of connections. But now we know he’s in deep debt to a pharma corp, which are some of the most powerful forces in the solar system, even rivaling Dark Matters.

All well and good, except Peter also says “You can leave Hyperion City behind, I’ll leave my powerful friends behind. We’ll sell the mask and live a life of thrills and decadence across the galaxy, always running, never looking back.” And that…we know that’s wrong. We know Peter can’t leave Slip behind. So what gives?

I don’t think Peter ever actually thought Juno would leave Mars with him in the Murderous Mask. It’s why he left his name on a note in Juno’s couch (before he even makes the proposition) instead of just saying it. He knew Juno would say no. He was always planning on coming back, of course, but if Juno runs away with Peter, he could be used as more leverage against him. Another person for the corporation to balance Peter’s debts against. …but it’s a nice idea, right? Being able to finally leave behind the pressure of ever-growing debt and run off with the detective who he’s fallen for so quickly. Running away was a dream, and there’s no harm in keeping the fantasy alive because he knows Juno won’t leave Mars. I don’t think that ever really changed until the aftermath of Miasma—when he thought Juno had died and he lost everything again, only to miraculously recover it. Anything seems possible after that. But reality would’ve sunk in eventually, even if Juno hadn’t left that night. Let’s say they had run away together back then. It would be the same situation that made Peter leave in season 3: he’s still in ever-growing debt and Juno would be just new collateral for Peter’s creditors. It’s too dangerous, and Peter can’t bear to lose him again.

All this to say that I firmly believe that if Juno hadn’t left that night, Peter would’ve. Better to throw away something precious yourself than watch someone else shatter it because of you.

They were both always going to leave. Juno just reached his conclusion faster than Peter, is all.

#Am I pulling out the red string for this? Oh yeah absolutely #Circular character arcs make me go FERAL #peter and juno are doing the exact same things for the same reasons #The only difference is the timing #BUT PETER CAN GROW TOO #absolutely insane over this #Do I think they planned this out from the first episode? Doesnt matter I have CONNECTED THE DOTS #tpp #tpp spoilers #tpp s5 #juno steel #peter nureyev

[eyes-of-nine]

how am I supposed to be normal when one of the gigantures used in the blade runner 2049 film has the final two lines of the invictus poem by will henley written on it

what an insane poem choice for this movie specifically

#I DIDN'T SEE ANYONE ELSE TALK ABOUT THIS DETAIL!!!! #which is... reasonable since you would have to be both a bit insane over stage design and also the invictus poem #luckily I am both of those #blade runner 2049 may not be my favorite movie of all time #but production wise it makes me go absolutely feral #the stage designer in me is fucking loosing it #pls pls pls look at how they did all the environments for that movie it's so good ywy #blade runner #blade runner 2049 #denis villeneuve #invictus #william ernest henley

[bagsbyler]

GUYS ☹️☹️☹️☹️🩷💕💖💘💞💝

#literally sobbing as i was making this #i fear my will byers cuteness aggression will Never go away #as embarrassing as that may be #i mean can you blame me honestly #how can you look at will and not go absolutely fucking feral #hes so #POCKET SIZED #would put him in a microwave and watch him spin around #yk that shrinking thing vector has in despicable me #i’d use that to shrink will so i can put him in my pocket and take him anywhere #just a pookie dookie #my lil jelly bean if you will #i sound so insane rn oh my gof #hope this isn’t too weird dhehdhw #WHAT AM I YAPPING ABOUT #will byers #byler #< target audience #im still sobbing

[greenmenace]

Moreeee textposts for Normie and Gobby since I had so much fun making the previous one!

#;;memes #willem dafoe #norman osborn #green goblin #spider man #spider man 2002 #spider man no way home #im sorry but that feral one is making me absolutely go insane with laughter

[aelswiths]

Excerpt from "Home Again" For @aadmelioraa Happy Birthday 🥳🥳!!!

#the last kingdom #sevenkingsmustdie #Happy Birthday Kat!!! #I hope you like it #aligning our interests #this fic actually makes me go INSANE every time I read it #I am absolutely FERAL about it #I just love them so much #they mean everything to me #your honor i love them #tlk aelswith #tlk alfred #aelswith x alfred #alfred x aelswith

[queenlizbean]

I’m gods bravest soldier (having to act normal at work while Good Luck, Babe! Chappell Roan is playing)

#this song just makes me go absolutely feral #you’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling #are you fucking kidding me #that’s insane #chappell roan #good luck babe #the ginger rambles

[derangedthots]

feeling some type of way about user simpofnegan's new cowboy jacemond fic in the tags and by some type of way i mean desperately trying not to scream in my dorm room @ 2am and wake my roommate

#jacemond #GOD THE UNRESOLVED TENSION OF IT ALL #the way the angst SUCKERPUNCHED me like oh they're ao cute wait wdym it was a dream wdym they're not together anymore wait #AEMOND WHAT DID YOU DO WHY DID YOU LEAVE HIM BABY LOOK AT YOUR BABY IN THE FACE AND COME BACK #THIS ISN'T YOUUU #jace telling him to get gone ugh amazing wonderful spectacular i love me a scorned man who makes his dumbass exlover work for it #AND OUTLAW AEMOND?? SHERIFF JACE?? FERAL I'M FERAL I SAY #simpofnegan making my whole week with this masterpiece i'm being so serious it's lethal and they haven't done anything yet #ABO TOO AND OMEGA JACE ICING ON THE ABSOLUTE CAKE!! #godddd but their bodies reacting so intensely to proximity that they each go into rut/heat GENIUS the yearning is INSANE #((i'm so sorry to anyone reading my tags that hasn't read the fic yet bc these are all spoilers but it's so good pls)) #listen i probably should've looked at the fic tags closer so i wouldn't have been caught so offguard #but also it all worked out and i got destroyed either way🥲😭

[hexados-on-a-string]

her: they're probably thinking abt other women

me: at the end of episode 52 of nv when everyone's saying goodbye, helios and drago talk abt hopefully the next time they meet they'll still be friends and be on the same side. when spectra shows up again in ms he tells them that yes they're still friends and on the same side, however when he comes back the brawlers are falling apart and dan has a link to magmel and is also generally being a Huge Jerk™, which might be an understatement. bringing back spectra during this arc was a brilliant idea bc other than being the writers' clear favourite, nv already set up parallels between dan and spectra and the contrast between how dan's acting and how even spectra of all people is actually disturbed and concerned by it shows how bad the situation has actually gotten.

#sometimes bakugan makes interesting writing decisions but bringing spectra back during ms? absolutely brilliant #like fanservice and obviously being the writers' favourite def played a part dont get me wrong #but its just so good it makes me feral #i decided itd be fun to watch the last few episodes of new vestroia and then move onto spectra's episodes in ms #and boy it was such a good fucking idea #i do find it funny how spectra keeps coming and going though like #the writers made him too op so he cant show up every episode lest the season end like 4 episodes after hes brought back #i genuinely dont think bringing back any other characters would have made as much of an impact #i love alice and ace but bringing back either of them as the darkus brawler wouldn't work as well #bc shun and marucho fill the roles that they would fill #ren maybe but like. he has far more to do with marucho compared to dan #spectra however is a former villain who did a lot of fucked up things and one of dan's strongest rivals #OH ID ALSO LIKE TO MENTION that after the brawl were spectra shows up. spectra immediately asks if dan is okay after that whole thing #it was only after dan plays it off and pretends its fine does he seem actually disappointed and leaves #idk i thought that was interesting #god bless when i get started i am incapable of shutting up i am. SO sorry #im just insane and having an autism moment dont mind me