#they picked it out for me 💕

[lavendel081]

Long Hair ripped Seb Au? 🧐🥺

#stardew valley #yomi art #stardew cope #stardew sebastian #sdv sebastian #im abt to pass out #thank u to everyone in the server for helping me pick tattoos💕💕💖🙏🫡 #sebastian stardew valley #sebastian sdv

[frecklystars]

I fucking love Ryan Gosling in these Barbie interviews. Someone asked "hey what would Ken say in his bio on a dating app? what kind of person is he looking for?" and Ryan's like "uh... well before he even looks for a Type Of Person™, he's gotta be real up front that he's got no job... and no house... no real prospects of any sort, really, he just kinda sleeps on the beach, and -- you know what, he doesn't even have a phone? I... I don't know if he can even sign up for this app?" and Margot said "oh but he has abs. That should get him somewhere" and he said "no, no, I don't think he even has an email address, I don't think there's any way to contact him??"

and it's like three minutes of them talking about Ken not even having any pickup lines because his way of flirting isn't even flirting, it's him picking up something Barbie accidentally dropped (even though Barbie doesn't make mistakes) and saying "oh hey you dropped this 😳" and then offering it to Barbie and then when Barbie says thank you while making eye contact he's shaking and thinking "oh god what a perfect day Barbie looked at me" and then he'll ride that high the entire day. and the interviewer was like "but that isn't a pickup line" and Ryan said "no I don't... I don't think Ken does that, I think he just creates moments with Barbie and cherishes them" WHAT THE HELL SIR YOU'RE MAKING ME FALL FOR KEN EVEN MORE

#'the dude is homeless and unemployed basically. and has no phone' #'and he wouldnt even flirt he will pick up something you dropped and stare at you' #im already on my knees with a wedding ring in my hand #ken will you do the honor of being my malewife #my horsegirl boyfriend pathetic wet piece of paper of a malewife #i promise i'll make eye contact with you the entire time despite the obstacles my autistic ass trying to prevent me from doing so 😳 #love notes #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́- #the fucking way ryan is like. tired. sipping coffee and his voice is husky #bc he JUST FUCKING WOKE UP #nd theyre asking him these questions and hes politely like... ken would not do these things #every time someone asks him abt ken he's politely saying. oh. youre wrong FJDHGFKD #hes like. ken is the most loyal devoted motherfucker and his entire life is dedicated to Barbie #someone's like hey what's ken's favorite food and ryan is like ANYTHING BARBIE LIKES #i love the running joke in all these interviews that kens just huddle on the beach #margot jokes that they literally just go completely inert #while the barbies get beauty sleep the kens just stare into space completely immobile #and then snap out of it when the sun rises #i think thats more merciful than literally sleeping on the plastic pink sand #god i love these interviews im having a field day #ALSO in the beginning of the interview #margot was like 'wait why would barbie need to be on a dating app?' #and ryan's like 'HM. YEAH. WHY.' side glacing at her LKFDJJLSDFKJ #and he said 'ken picks up your phone you dropped and sees YOU'RE ON DATING APPS'

[meirimerens]

it's kind of funny [in a manner of Pathetic] seeing female video essayists/"media analysts" youtubers who obviously hold (hyper)feminity in really high regards get allll angsty and bothered about """"masculine"""" female characters in their precious little media [& by extension, living masculine women in their spaces] & projecting onto them behaviors and beliefs of woman-hating/misogyny/Pick-Me'ism [goddess knows what the fuck that means] like there are not wide-spanning & crosscultural lesbian subcultures of masc/gnc women being the exclusive/preferential partners of feminine women [& vice-versa] in which both sides see themselves as complimentary expression of an expansive womanhood. like idk how to tell you this bestie but outside of them imaginary battlefields flooded by these masculine women in media and real life that the mold in your walls is making you hallucinate masc & fem women Are eating each other's pussies. the scary disgusting masc women you denigrate because seeing a woman step out of line scares and upsets you & the whimsical quirky feminine goddesses you worship are doing three little circles in a giddy dance at each other's feet, putting on a little napkin at the collar and kneeling down to eat. hands alllllll over each other. them long manicured nails leaving marks across women's muscular backs btw. stay blessed.

#excuse the crassness but at this point. Are the masculine female characters denigrating the innocent feminine goddesses in the room with us. #and do they want to go get a drink later. #i've seen very VERYYYY few masc/gnc women [real or otherwise] be that angsty and bothered about the fem girls #but the fem girls getting all angsty and bothered about women who. are not even that gnc let's not kid ourselves. sister they're inventing #a new way to have a bad take online. #some girlies out there: “i know what these [nasty lesbos] i mean pick-me gnc women think about us feminine women” #millions of gnc women out there about feminine women:🤤🤤😋😋💗💖💕💘💘😋🤤💌💌💌🤤🤤

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

Pokémon said bisexual rights 🫵✨✨✨

#fluff binges !!! #treating myself to more Horizons eps since I had a pretty awful past week mentally and need a pick-me-up #I keep smiling so wide while watching this series it's just so lighthearted and sweet #and can get unexpectedly resonant at times (I'd honest to god tear up from Liko's moments early on because right now identity's something-- #--I'm deeply struggling with - so seeing her always want to try and find out more about the kind of trainer she wants to be hits close) #this series is comforting to me and I get to enjoy it at my own time and pace 💖💕✨ #(that may seem like a superficial thing but I've been through a lot lately aight I'm taking the little joys I can) #(and frankly I've been............... hiding out from other places because I just. need time away from things) #(so let me be silly on my lil blog here this is like a safe space heehaw 💃💃💃) #but anyways Horizons is for the queers amen #I'm not going insane right like . y'all see the queer-coding in other episodes tooSDKJFSJNDFNS #I also say bisexual Orio because of her talking about Friede earlier on there were sparks aiiiight they're cute #pokemon horizons #anipoke #pokeani #orio pokemon

[andy-clutterbuck]

Andrew Lincoln photographed for Esquire UK (2013)

#*john marston voice* S I R ⚠️⚠️💥 #Andrew Lincoln #* #al #Happy Father's Day 😈 #mayor of DILF Country #that sweater #love that this still attacks me after almost a decade #i remember my dad picking me up from college one weekend and making him drive a half an hour out of our way #so i could go to barnes and noble to buy the magazine #D_ D D Y #Pat I'd like to solve the puzzle #excuse me but The Nose™ #EYE CRINKLES 💕💞 #even his ankles are nice i hate myself

[cinna-bunnie]

"you're easy to be comfortable around and I appreciate you being my friend" music to my fuckin EARS babe

#i am so touched i want 2 cri about it (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) #i remember the beginning of the yr by myself post breakup w No friends n having 2 start from scratch #and i had a lot of misses trying 2 make friends on dating apps but the person who ended up actually being a good friend fr was my pharmacis #like akskdkak i just thought she was rly hot n looked so artsy n cute even though she was in her lil lab coat and i was #SO shy about saying anything but she just started gassing me up immediately and it broke me out of my shell and I'd hype her up too!! #when I'd come to pick up my pills we'd be having a whole conversation while she's helping someone and someone's helping me 💀 #i eventually just asked if she wanted 2 be friends and it's been so fun the whole time (⁠✿ ‚‚⌒‿⌒‚‚) #i love her fr i feel the same way friend 🐇💕 #lol this other boy who works there said he loves my outfits and says I'm their most fashionable visitor 🙈 thank yoou i try n appreciate it! #he is such a sweetheart too my other pharmacy is so mean and i remember calling him n he was so warm after just talking w the others #i cried (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) he is always so sweet n easy to talk to. i wasn't sobbing or nothin but aa he was just so nice 2 me ╰(￣ω￣ｏ) 💕 #i love everyone there lol

[maddymoreau]

I lost my Pokémon X&Y Nuzlocke </3 so now I’m replaying Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Timeヽ(˶ˆ∀ˆ˵♡)ノ!!!

#I love the main Pokémon games but they don’t have much replay value 😭💔 so I’m kinda glad I lost because I WAS GETTING SO BOREDDDDD!!!! #I have a new appreciation for Durant though so that’s pretty cool! #ALSO CAN I JUST SAY!!! #The Mystery Dungeon games are so amazing 💕 I’ve replayed Blue Rescue over ten times and still love it to death. #I think the games turning to 3D was the worst decision ever made for the Mystery Dungeon Series. #Whenever I replay Explorers of Time I always pick the same Pokémon I got when I was a kid. #I’m a Pikachu while my partner is a Mudkip named Stewie. #He was named after Stewie from Family guy 💀 I WAS LIKE 10 AND THOUGHT HE WAS FUNNY GIVE ME A BREAK PLEASE!!! #Now he’s a super nostalgic character for me. His full name is now Steward and Stewie is just a nickname. #I STILL HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT A TEAM NAME I LIKE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS </3!!!!!! #ANYWAY IM RAMBLING #DELETE LATER

[blaqueswanzaghouliishiilikeda]

Just wanted to say your mind is so subtle and you pick up on so many interesting details and levels (e.g. microaggressions), empathy or lack of empathy of Daniel for Claudia.

Just wish you to have a good week (whatever your definition of good is) and say that your voice is so appreciated and interesting to read.

awww okay wait thank you 🥹😭🥺💕💕. thank you for your thoughts and your kind words. and thank you for starting me off with kindness on a Monday TUESDAY with wishes to extend that out into the week. thank you!

I’m really happy that my thoughts are like appreciated and being engaged with in such a positive way. i was initially really really shy to share what i had to say but tbh i found myself on certain people anon boxes who made me feel like this. like they engaged with the story in a way that made a story and world that i couldn’t mentally leave alone even more full.

Daniel, daniel daniel. i cant tell you enough. Im glad you’re receptive to my thoughts on him bc at first i thought i was just being a hater LOL, but i looked a little further and found beautiful smart black minds in the fandom and also beautiful smart non black minds as well and they were engaging with the work in a way that made me say matrixwhore!? Unpack your bags [thoughts and feelings]!! you are home!!! he left me with so much to say and feel so often it took me a while not to get over them and to know there are people like you and like anyone else who is not afraid to love on these insane vampires and also be critical and give them the lashings they deserve. love to know there’s a place for me here.

they packed this story with so much it’s a shame there are some who are flat out incurious like literally months later people are still saying things that make my brain do somersaults!! its touched personal passions other people have that have opened my mind up a bit. What your saying is so real there’s so much there and so much more to come and not everything is gonna be received the same, sure. its not perfect of course not. but it certainly is a deranged wonderland and its fun. im enjoying sharing with you now and engaging and anyone others. literally this is genuinely such a great personal experience for me. i don’t want to get too personal, but it really has given me a shift that i think about often and smile about. it’s not to say i don’t see the things that aren’t great. but its to say thank you for bringing greatness and kindness to my ask box.

#like thank you for taking the time to write this out and say this #i appreciate you so much 🥹🫂🫂💕💕💕🫶🏾 #sidenote: not to derail from you anon pls forgive me but yani the fact that you picked up on calling me mw made me so so giddy #and smile so much. it probably seems silly but it actually has a lot of meaning for meeee #🫂🫂🫂💕💕💕💕 #mw asks #iwtv

[gingerbreadmonsters]

wip who-even-knows time is meaningless and i am so tired

thank you to my love calico @k9rage for the wip tag - my apologies, this is so desperately desperately late 😵‍💫😵‍💫 ooh, let's have a look... @epsi-l0n @zozo-01 @thegoldenlittlerose - may we peek behind the curtain?? this is, as always, an open tag - if you're reading this, consider yourself tagged! 🥳🥳

under the cut: i think i've mentioned it very briefly before, but i wasn't very specific - we're heading back to the imperium, baby! an au of an au - freelancer, and their terrible, horrible, no-good very bad day 🤩🤩

(CW: blood, death and dead bodies - it's the imperium, so really it's par for the course... this is all happening on the same day as the cataclysm finale, so if that isn't your cup of tea, maybe skip this one!)

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The earth trembles underneath your feet as you run. All you have to do is find Vindemiator. 

You’re anticipating the worst. If he’s still conscious, wonderful. If he’s not, Caelum can cloak him, at least until the worst of it is over. Funnily enough, your saving grace is that there’s almost no way he’s got enough magic left to rift - it means he’s probably still on the Spire grounds, and you still have a chance at finding him. 

In front of you, the Spire stretches high into the grim sky, all smashed windows and blazing, choking smoke. The smaller, secondary towers haven’t fared much better, and the walkways that join them to the main column are all but skeletal. The surrounding buildings cry blood, the small shapes of what must be bodies lying empty wherever you look.

The Spire gates were beautiful - wrought iron, hundreds of years old, twisting and curling into lovely patterns maybe ten feet tall. Unfortunately, the operative word there is were. Now, they’re little more than a blasted heap of metal to match the rest of the place. Picking your way through the debris, it’s almost… sad, in a way you’re not sure how to describe.

The end of an era. A hated one, to be sure, but it’s all you’ve ever known. Will this burning, brave new world be any better?

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#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted freelancer #this wip is so goddamn LONG BLOODY HELL #at least by my standards lol #bc i am Very Slow #its like...... nearly 6k and we're not even halfway through yet #which for me is VERY long #normally i tap out at about 3 or 4k so this is already feeling like a bit of a marathon #but i am just so in love with this idea that idec 🥰🥰🥰 #i won't spoil it for you but the major premise here is two important bits of canon divergence: #1. what if freelancer had never asked to run away? #and 2. what if vindemiator had gone to the Spire with the rest of the haven demons? #.....also caelum is there #bc apparently i'm even meaner than echo hehe #even echo didn't dare give us imperium caelum - never fear ginger is here to pick up the slack 😍😍 #i've been writing vega dialogue for this tonight and i love that man so fuckin much #he is the most fun to write i am having a BALL #💕💕💕💕💕

[fairysvgar]

LIKE THIS POST if you'd like a starter from any of the following canon muses (testing):

alice cullen - a 23 104 year old vampire of the olympic coven. she has the gift of subjective precognition, and is very well liked at forks university. optimistic + caring. cis woman, she/her. heterosexual. chae soobin fc.

alistair theirin - a 22 year old grey warden who is the bastard child of king maric and the mage elf fiona. he is currently helping save ferelden (and technically thedas) from the blight. humorous + charming. cis man, he/him. bisexual (femme leaning). nick slater fc.

gale dekarios - a 36 year old human wizard who loved mystra too much. this ended in him having the netherese orb in his chest, and he could explode any minute. he has a mindflayer parasite as well - something he's struggling to get out of his skull. romantic + intelligent. cis man, he/him. bisexual. ben barnes fc.

#astarion lover: bebe speaks [💕] #starter call #rp starter call #indie rp #canon rp #rp #roleplay #twilight rp #dragon age rp #baldur's gate 3 rp #bg3 rp #i actually love the faceclaims i picked out tbh #you can like this post even if you're not following me !!

[frecklystars]

StarKeri flower field doodles (o゜▽゜)o💐

#self insert #self shipping #transformers prime #starscream #tfp #transformers prime starscream #tfp starscream #maccadam #💕 Two falling stars ✨ #my art #lil doodles #work was slow and i wanted to draw his legs SO BAD. so here #also i love the idea of him picking up :P from me #i stick my tongue out a lot and i feel like he'd pick up that habit from me eventually #that and the two finger salute

[mrs-kelly]

I’m sorry but I’m still looking at those close up gifs of him in the cowboy hat and I feel like crying he is so handsome. He’s so fucking handsome and if he’s not in my arms in .5 seconds I am going to explode

#that’s my husband……. #that’s my husband and he’s so handsome and funny and sweet and amazing and he loves me 🥺💕 #he picked me to spend the rest of his life with 😭💕 #how did I get so lucky!!! #ren speaks #renlie #im gushing out here folks

[crossbackpoke-check]

Okay so this is gonna sound very unhinged

But the screenshot you posted of the doc for Omega Yamo had text

And I may have zoomed in and been able to decipher the words

And I’m obsessed with there being more than one Alpha in that scenario

And I think you’re a genius and I love your writing even though I probably wasn’t supposed to be able to read it

Again I’m sorry for being so insane but I couldn’t help it 🙃

SCREAMINGGGG anon i am in love with you. i appreciate the level of unhinged sooo much, the only thing you have to be sorry for is inflating my ego to an enormous size

howmstever!!! i may have tricked you!!! there are actually two omega yamo fics in the works 🤐🤫 they just happen to exist in the same document right now because ??? why not

#until one of them gets enough words to kick the other out they will coexist peacefully &i will hop between them sooo chaotic &unproductively #i keep typing things and then redacting them about the other omega yamo fic for literally no reason like. i’m telling you about it?? #it’s not gonna be a surprise??? but for clarity’s sake they are not related to each other/in the same universe #and yes one of them does have multiple alphas 🤭 #both fics are incredibly self-indulgent (and by extension incredibly For Y’all in my inbox) like it is just y’all 🤝 me 🤝 omega yamo #also to the other yamo/nuge anon please do not fret i see your message!! it is in my inbox!!! i just have been keeping it there #so that i can look at it because it makes me happy and also is very good motivation 🥺🥰😭 #do i have a tag for omega yamo??? do i need a tag for omega yamo???? at this point probably yes #liv in the replies #i am being soooooo normal in this message and i feel like i should tell you that irl when i read this each paragraph was my jaw dropping #and then i sat there and 💕🥰🦋💗 <- shrieking for like. five minutes while trying to type. what an honor #the!!! highest!!! compliment!!!! #once again reiterating though i am so slow at writing 😭 however!! i am planning to wrap up with apps & coursework next week #& if i don’t pick up an insane amount of shifts in the four days between moves i want to write sooo much. in so many different documents 🫡 #bro ALSO??? i just went to the screenshot to see what you could’ve read out from the ask and do you got eagle eyes or a magnifying glass or #how tf did you read that. what witchcraft did you work to make my blurry ass picture readable zoomed in &can i have it bc i’m using this now

[timaeusterrored]

Skyrim fic notes and Vampire AU notes are happening my loves

#college au is still happening #I just got really overwhelmed and burnt out trying to make it the best it could be #and had someone that didn’t make me feel great about it reading it as well #so I’m gonna try to take a break and maybe pick it back up around November?? bc that’s when I started it 💕 #Andrew talks about himself

[its-cripptid]

I updated my redbubble and added a shit ton of new designs, also theres a sale for 20% off my whole shop february 28th - march 7th

#my art #disabled artist #queer artist #horror art #small art account #check it out and pick some stuff up to support me💕 #phantom of the paradise #saw franchise #1992sies #carrie 1976 #velvet goldmine #slumber party massacre 2