#they’re soooooo 🥺

[southstand]

the best cb duo in the world 🤍

#cristian romero #micky van de ven #tottenham #football #since jan and toby anyway. 🥺 LOOK AT THEM!!!! they’re the cutest man 🤍 #also soooooo handsome 🫣 #rahul.txt

[whiskeyswifty]

Nothing like being a swiftie for 15 years to make me immune to the frequent compulsion miserable people seem to have where they see girls enjoying something and, despite not being involved in the conversation at all, HAVE to insert themselves and immediately tell those girls how much they hate that something and think it’s stupid and anyone who likes it is a culturally anemic idiot. Truly insane behavior like girls enjoying things, literally anything at all but especially things that center women, really makes certain people aggressively angry and well, we all know why! I survived the Red Era (2012) so you can’t hurt me anymore. Thank you miss swift for preparing me for the rest of my life as a woman, good fucking grief.

#like oh is someone feeling left out????? #is someone mad it’s not about them???? for five minutes??? #oh 🥺🥺 how hard it must be for you to be SOOOOOO smart and clearly anything you don’t like is stupid #must be so difficult for you to see women happy when you don’t get why they like it so much #must be SO HARDDDDDD to have something just not be for you!!! I totally understand why you have to smash it to smithereens!!! makes sense! #Get a LIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE #and ALL genders are guilty of this btw!!!! #their reasons are different but they’re all throwing tantrums just the same!! #the amount of times this happens like #if I hadn’t been desensitized to this during the red era #id go insane #just ugh needed to blow off some steam

[yuriprince]

thinking about welcome home again…..i might add julie and sally back to my list 🥺👉👈

#i know clown said making ocs is ok and i assume that also means selfships are ok #i just don’t wanna contribute to the fandom’s like. appropriation of clown’s characters and ideas #but i do really love the girls……..they’re soooooo 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #tea time!

[lewisvinga]

mr & mrs | max verstappen x fem! pérez! reader

summary; max and y/n relationship from engagement to honey moon

fc: threemillion on ig

warnings; mentions of sex lol

notes; latina n pérez reader bc max is for the latinas

masterlist !

liked by maxverstappen1, schecoperez, and 1,022,928 others!

ynperez: knew something was up when he kept begging me to wear white lol

tagged; maxverstappen1

username: what happened to hello? good morning??

maxverstappen1: liefje, you act like i was on my knees

ynperez: might as well have been, ‘babeeee just wear white, nooo pleaseeeee, wear that white dress. babeeeee’

maxverstappen1: not u exposing me under our engagement post 😕

ynperez: to a lifetime of this, max verstappen !

maxverstappen1: gladly, y/n pérez ! ( future verstappen )

maxverstappen1: i love you

ynperez: and i love you

username: MIS PADRESS [ my parents ]

username: screaming crying throwing up

username: that outfit is EVERYTHING

username: the size of the ring? hello??

schecoperez: enhorabuena, hermanita! [congratulations little sister] ❤️ just gotta make sure he doesn’t make you cry or else

ynperez: muchísimas gracias checo💗 [thank you very much] , but i may have cried a wee bit when he proposed 😕

maxverstappen1: a wee bit is an understatement, i was concerned that you were never going to stop crying

ynperez: exposing me under MY own post??

maxverstappen1: karma is my fiancé

liked by ynperez, danielricciardo, 1,234,927 others!

maxverstappen1: partying in mexico is 10x more fun when you’re celebrating your engagement to your fiancé

tagged; ynperez

username: they’re turning him into a mexicano lol

username: mi gente latino✊

ynperez: omggg 2 pics of meeeeee🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

maxverstappen1: bc ur soooooo prettyyyyy

ynperez: can’t believe your drunk ass left the party to put on that fuck ass polo

maxverstappen1: it’s for the vibes u wouldn’t get it 🙄🙄🙄

ynperez: engagement parties in mexico>> maxie wasn’t i so smart for planning it 😁😁😁😁

maxverstappen1: ur the smartest person ever liefje

username: can’t tell if i want him or her

danielricciardo: never seen max so smiley in my life before

maxverstappen1: i was feeling like you tbh

username: need y/n’s closet asap

schecoperez: told you partying in mexico is fun😂

liked by maxverstappen1 !

liked by maxverstappen1, lilymhe, and 1,104,826 others!

ynperez: called bae to let him know it’s a girls night only

tagged; lilymhe, carmenmmundt, francisca.cgomes, alexandrasaintmleux, carolamtz1, iamrebeccad, heidiberger_

lilymhe: tell ur ‘bae’ i want you🤤🤤🤤🤤

ynperez: i want YOU🤤👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

alex_albon: maxverstappen1 are you seeing this??

maxverstappen1: i just ignore it tbh

maxverstappen1: almost died being away from you

ynperez: u had the babies with you🐈🐈

maxverstappen1: still not the same 💔

username: i’d do anything to party with y/n and the other wags😩

username: she’s an icon and she is the moment

alexandrasaintmleux: pretty pretty girl!!

ynperez: says you!🥹💗

carolamtz1: gracias por invitarme! fue tan divertido!😍😍 [thank you for inviting me, it was so fun]

ynperez: siempre carol❤️💗 [always]

carmenmmundt: george kept asking me what we were doing last night 🤣

ynperez: don’t say a word, girls only 🤫🤫

georgerussell63: BOOOO

maxverstappen1: so i won’t know??

ynperez: girls only sorry bae

username: this comment section is my entertainment of the day😭

username: countdown to verstappen wedding starts now 🧘‍♀️

liked by schecoperez, christianhorner, and 1,653,836 others!

ynperez & maxverstappen1: mr. and mrs. verstappen.

schecoperez: enhorabuena! bienvenido a la familia, max ! [congratulations, welcome to the family] time to learn spanish😂

maxverstappen1: i know how to order tacos in spanish 😌

ynperez: lol barley

maxverstappen1: under our marriage post?

username: my dream wedding

username: mamá y papá

lilymhe: the prettiest bride😍😍😍

ynperez: the prettiest maid of honor 💗

carmenmmundt: ugh the dress , the hair, everything was so😍😍

liked by ynperez !

username: streets are saying there was a banda n everyone was zapateando??👀👀

ynperez: the streets are right! even max, although, white husband cannot dance, i’m working on it

maxverstappen1: i am trying 😔

danielricciardo: really? are you sure??

landonorris: congrats to the happy couple🎉🎊

ynperez: no tears this time?🤔

landonorris: i don’t have a clue what ur talking about 🤨🤨

danielricciardo: the 5 minute long video i have of you sobbing says otherwise 🤗

liked by maxverstappen1, lilymhe, and 1,142,736 others!

ynperez: luna de miel con mi esposo. 🌕🍯💗👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 [honey moon with my husband]

maxverstappen1: te quiero. [i love you]

ynperez: JALDKSDWOF

ynperez: te quiero. ❤️‍🩹

maxverstappen1: chilling w wifey

ynperez: happy wife happy life am i right

maxverstappen1: i do make you very happy indeed 😏😏😼😼😼

ynperez: max stop my brother can see

schecoperez: i wish i didn’t see

schecoperez: y porque publicaste fotos en su ropa interior?🤔 [and why did you post photos in your undergarments]

ynperez: ay, checo, no soy una niña, ya tengo esposo 😝[im not a little girl, i already have a husband]

username: checo being an overprotective brother lol

username: y/n panicking over max typing in spanish is so me

username: them>>

lilymhe: so , when are yall gonna give me a niece, i’m waiting…

maxverstappen1: you have jimmy and sassy😝

maxverstappen1: let me change my response, we’re practicing to make sure we get it right on the first try😆

lilymhe: oh😀

landonorris: i need to bleach my eyes🤢

ynperez: MAX MY DAD AND CHECO CAN SEE THIS😭😭

maxverstappen1: sorry not sorry 😁

#f1 scenario #formula one imagines #formula one imagine #f1 imagine #formula one social media au #f1 smau #f1 scenarios #formula one smau #formula one x reader #formula one scenarios #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen imagine #max verstappen smau

[s-4pphics]

i keep coming back to see if u posted another part to ballerina reader😭 it’s soooooo good i was wondering if u could do like a part when reader wake up at 5 to get ready for rehearsal and doesn’t wanna wake up ellie or smt like that

haiiii baby!! i never really plan to write for ballerina!reader x tattooist!ellie i just kinda do it impulsively if i have an idea 4 them :D i’m so glad ur loving them tho!! feel free to send in little prompts and i’ll see what i can come up with!! they’re so cute n in love and i love writing for them!! mwah 

this is so cute btw🥺🥺

fuck your life. 

you knew you shouldn’t have pulled out your vibrator after ellie messily came all over your sheets. 

you only were able to get an hour of shut eye due to her gross, whiny whispers of c’mon baby, squirt on my face one more time before you both passed out in shaky exhaustion. 

you could barely fucking walk! how were you going to practice your cabriole sets?! she did a number on you, for sure!

you stood on your wobbly legs, careful not to wake up the gentle snorer wrapped in your white blankets before exiting and quietly shutting your door, hobbling down the hall to you and your roommates' joint bathroom. 

you took a quick shower, brushed your teeth, and did your skincare before heading back to your room, towel clad. 

you slicked your hair back into a bun in the middle of your head before laying your edges while you air dried. 

you moisturized your little flower tattoo with the ointment ellie brought with her before you dressed quickly, rolling up your brown stockings and pulling your leotard up and over your shoulders(if someone looked hard enough, they would see the little black lines peeking out from under it) before putting your socks and UGGs on. 

you hadn’t noticed, but ellie had awoken when you came back from the bathroom and was silently watching you get ready with endeared, bleary eyes. you smelled good and you looked good and she wanted to pull you back in bed— 

“you leaving?” 

you jumped at her morning voice and how the fuck was your lower belly already swirling with heat?! not now not now!—

“yeah!” you squeaked out. “gotta head over in a little, i didn’t mean to wake you, my bad.” 

“you’re good,” she said softly before sitting up, watching you throw your packed sports bag over your shoulder. “no goodbye kiss?” 

your face ran hot before you broke out into a delighted grin, jumping like a bunny over to your occupied bed to lean down and press a glossed one to her mouth. 

of course, she had to be a fucking menace and sensually run her tongue over yours before you jumped back with a no! not again! while she laughed giddily, licking your gloss off her lips. 

as you left, gently shutting the door behind you, you made eye contact with your roommate who was standing by the fridge. she didn’t say anything, but she smiled cunningly as she made a ‘V’ with her middle and pointer finger, bringing them to her mouth and flicking and swirling her tongue between them. 

your face ran even hotter as you flipped her off, walking towards your dorm door to head to rehearsals.

#ballerina!reader #ellie williams blurb #ellie williams #ellie x fem reader #black!oc #black!reader #ellie williams smut #lesbian #nonnies ✄┈┈ ˚ #tattooist!ellie ✎ ᝰ

[sunkissed-zegras]

Anytime the manager is away for whatever reason, vacation, sickness, etc. The girls are fucking whining, the biggest babies.

“MOOOOOOM” “Come back pookie🥺” “The kids miss you.”

Like imagine the manager (finally) does a solo live during vacation, and the girls are just in the comment section “soooo when are you gonna come back and tend to your kids?” and if the manager goes “i’m not even gonna be gone for that long my loves, yall are so dramatic.” then the team goes “oh so you just hate us, got it.”

LIKE THATS NOT WHAT SHE SAID 😭

Or let’s say the manager is getting the girls food. if she leaves without telling them, best to believe she’ll get a call.

*Incoming call from Griffondorf🦅*

Manager: Hello?

Aubrey: Now who gave you permission to leave the premises

Manager: Girl??? I’m getting takeout.

Aubrey: Okay but who…. told you to do that without telling us?

Manager: Who…. told you I had too?

Ice: It’s written in the hand book, ‘can’t leave children unattended’

Manager: WHAT HANDBOOK?!

——-

Or if the manager DOES tell them that she’s about to leave and come back

——-

“Ouuuu okay well come with you.”

Manager: “??? who invited y’all?”

“Us, now cmon let’s go.” “Can you make it any more obvious that you hate us?”

Eventually the bicker so bad that the manager just lets them go with her.

——-

It’s so so obvious that the girls love their manager so much. People make those videos on tiktok like “oh to be loved the way the Uconn wbb team loves their manager” and it’s just lots of clips of the girls with the manager, and them loving her and protecting her.

OUUUUUU the girls protect their manager so bad.

Especially if someone they’re playing against(for whatever reason) decides to shit talk the manager on the court (the manager is literally taking pictures, what are they so pressed for) they better hope one of the girls doesn’t hear them say anything. Like all of a sudden it’s not a game anymore, the girls will start beating ass on that court and literally everyone can see that the vibe of the team changed. Like you can talk about them whatever, but the MOMENT you mention the manager they’re going at it.

The will defend their managers name regardless of anything and they will not take shit else.

Even against journalists who decide to bring the manager up for whatever reason for negative purposes, they are NOT having it and it’s one of the times Geno lets them really talk cuz he know that the team will get their point across without being too vile.

-🐹

HELP NOW I WANNA WRITE THE SOLO-LIVE BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SOOOOOO FUNNYYYYYY everyones just in her live like come back pleaseeeeeeeee

i feel like journalists would start beef w manager cus shes very outspoken about how she feels and she doesn't hold back a lot but the team will 10000% back her up CUS SHES ENTITLED TO TALK AB IT YK????

#uconn wbb manager thoughts 💭 #🐹 nonnie!

[ranilla-bean]

The Fire Lord cleared his throat. He seemed to remember himself. He stepped back, and red stained his cheek. “Most of my guards are regular guards for the palace. A lot of them my former soldiers. We had to replace everyone from my father’s court.” He turned away to a low table at the side of the room to pour out a cup of tea. When he put his cup down, his mouth was a flat line. “I need someone who will take responsibility for me, specifically.”

weewooweewoo chapter 3 of the iconoclast has landed! your faves are back and they’re acting soooooo normal. sooososo normal. and the god-king of the fire nation is there too??

since the last update we’ve also got some amazing new art from @biboomerangboi (suki beating sokka’s ass) and @allgremlinart (the ocs! They!!), pls check them out and give them some love! i’m absolutely astounded that my work has inspired others to create as well, it’s the biggest compliment and i think these pieces rock so hard 🥺🫶

#zukki #atla #atla fanfic #my fic #zukki dp wip #posting this from my phone like a clown 🤡 do not recommend

[shankschewtoy]

HIIII!!! How are you today ??? Me it’s fine, the school is soooooo boring 😩!!!!

BUT it’s not my request 😂

I wish I have a hcs with ace, sanji, zoro and (if you want) your favourite anime character.💃✨

I want to know you better!🙈🙈

with an s/o that is REALLY hard to make her blush, like they are never see the s/o blush! But one day the boys give/say some relatively simple things (ex: they give them a flower or they say "I like your smell") and the s/o *poof* she’s red, like really, when it is EXTREMELY difficult to make her blush !

If your not like it ignore it! I don’t want to you feel uncomfortable 😣

SOOO!!! Take care of youuuu! 💜

a/n - HI HI! <3 I always love seeing your requests 🥺 I’m doing alright thank you!! :0 my FAVORITE CHARACTER? omg you’re giving me too much freedom- 😭 I’d love to get to know you better as well 💜 tysm for this request, I hope you like it, take care <3

Warnings ⚠️ - fem reader, fluff, honestly this is just plain happiness :)

It’s the small things <3

Ace

- ace tries so hard to get you to blush, but has had no success with you

- He’s tried everything! Flirty words, classic pickup lines (they’re rlly bad ones btw lmao) everything!

- the poor fire boy has been defeated :(

- He’s given up in his endeavors, but it doesn’t mean he doesn’t love on you any less!!

- today, when you both were just relaxing outside, shoulder to shoulder as happy as can be

- Ace smiled at you, he couldn’t believe how he found someone as perfect as you. Not just beautiful, but perfect for him

- who else would deal with this man’s narcolepsy?!

- … mhm that’s right.

- he took his hat off with one hand, and put it on your head with a grin, keeping his hand on top of your head while he leaned close to you, placing a kiss on your lips

- It was just a kiss, like the many before.. yet why was this one so- different?

- it was passionate even though it was only a second, the warmth and love of it spread throughout your body like wildfire, making your cheeks heat up

- Ace looked at your cheeks, and he looked shocked

- You.. Were blushing?!

- His pride was short lived because he collapsed face first into you, snoring away like many times before

- You were still flustered by his actions

- This man had the audacity to just do that and fall asleep?!

- welp- that was your man after all. Fire fist ace. He’ll fall asleep at the absolute worst possible times just for comedic effect 👍

Sanji

- this man is ROMANTIC

- you know what I mean lmao

- he doesn’t miss a beat on doing things for you, he’ll do anything for you and you don’t even have to think about asking for it

- tea/coffee? Of course

- A full course meal? Easy

- this man LIVES to do things for you

- You never really get flustered by all of his actions though, and he’s gotten used to that

- it’s not that you don’t appreciate him! It’s just that it’s extremely hard to get you to blush

- he knows that, but- he’s absolutely dying to see you blush just once in his life, then he can die a happy cook

- You were sitting down on a chair, back from a long day of work that wore out your body

- Sanji was in the kitchen, making dinner for the both of you, but you smelled something familiar

- Almost the scent of your favorite childhood meal? (Mine was musubi :) but just picture yours hehe)

- maybe you were just so tired that you were “smelling” things??

- you didn’t even know if that was possible but- it was happening

- Sanji wouldn’t know of that right?

- He brought out a plate of food, and he leaned over from behind your chair, placing a kiss to your forehead like the gentleman he is

- “Dinner, darling.” He said with a smile, sitting down on the sofa next to you

- He took notice of your lack of energy pretty quickly, and decided to try and help out a bit

- He held a piece of food in front of your mouth, much to your surprise

- He was- hand feeding you.. like a child.

- your cheeks immediately flushed a deep red, how long had it been since someone had fed you?!

- Sanji looked concerned, “My love, do you not like the smell?”

- “Wh- no! It’s just that I haven’t been.. hand fed in a really long time.. and I haven’t eaten this in a long while.” You replied, trying to hide your flushed cheeks

- Sanji could die a happy man, at least he knew he did something right :)

- your face was absolutely adorable to him- he wished he could’ve taken a picture and engraved it into his memory

- he smiled at you, and continued to feed you slowly, asking about your other favorite meals and how to make them so he could make them for you in the future

- The food was absolutely delicious like usual, but with Sanji feeding you, it was 10x better lmao

- moral of the story? Sanji made your favorite foods from your childhood, and even present more often :D

Zoro

- he’s not the romantic type of guy like Sanji, but it doesn’t mean he doesn’t demonstrate his love!

- Zoro prefers to just hold hands, or just have you near him, so none of his actions have really provoked or caused you to blush

- He’s not a perverted love cook, nothing wrong with that!

- He’s a pretty chill guy, and is perfectly happy with napping next to you, cuddling with you, holding hands, and just sitting together!

- He appreciates the loving silence you two have together :)

- As you know, Zoro is a very strong guy, so his arms are pretty bulky and muscular

- after he finished his training session for the day, he walked towards you, without a shirt and a towel wrapped around his neck

- you waved to him before going back to whatever you were doing, but it seemed as though Zoro needed more attention today

- his hand wrapped around your waist from behind and he whispered into your ear, “Can you meet me in the room in a bit? I wanna nap with you.” Is all he said

- But it was how he said it

- His low voice almost rang in your ears, sending chills down your spine, your face heating up and already turning red without Zoro noticing

- He didn’t even say anything weird- he just wanted a nap- 😭

- oh the things this moss head could do to you

- (yes don’t worry you napped with Zoro lmao)

Koby

- this boy is already flustered by every single one of your actions 💀

- he’s a little baby and kind of gets flustered with any kind of contact he has with you still

- maybe not hugs and cuddles, but DEFINITELY kisses and such

- One time you were worried he was turning blue because he stopped breathing from shock (actually he was as red as a tomato-)

- He was leaving soon on a mission for the marines

- As a captain, Koby did have a lot of responsibilities, but you were still his top priority, so it was hard for him to leave you for a little while

- Koby looked a bit nervous about something other than his mission, so you asked him about it before he left

- “Here! Y/n.. I have something to give you.” He took out a bandana almost identical to his, daisies and all, just your favorite color :)

- “I thought that maybe.. we could match! It’s ok if you don’t want it though.” He said with a sheepish smile, rubbing the back of his head nervously

- Your cheeks were tinted pink, almost like his hair as you stared at the thoughtful gift

- Your heart was about to melt. Koby had made this just for you! And he took the time to make it your favorite color 🥺

- “I love it! Can you put it on my head?” You asked him with a smile, your cheeks flushed a bright red

- He looked like his whole world just lit up from your smile, he excitedly started tying it on your head, making sure it wasn’t uncomfortable for you

- “Thank you Koby, I love it.” You said, kissing his cheek, leaving him speechless, as well as the color of a tomato

- “KOBY! WE HAVE TO GO!” Helmeppo’s voice shouted from afar. Koby reluctantly gave you one last tight squeeze before he finally got the guts to pull you close to him, slamming his lips against yours

- The kiss was longing, you could tell it was a goodbye

- It left you breathless, blushing madly as Koby waved goodbye to you as he ran towards the departing ship of soldiers

- Koby did it, he made you blush :)

a/n - koby’s one of my favorite one piece characters :) sorry for the wait! I’ve been a bit busy with school 💀

#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece hcs #anime hcs #roronoa zoro #zoro x reader #zoro x y/n #zoro one piece #sanji one piece #sanji x y/n #sanji x reader #sanji headcanons #vinsmoke sanji #ace x y/n #ace x reader #ace one piece #portgas d. ace #koby one piece #koby x reader

[lipglossanon]

okay hear me out,,,,,, re4 remake leon and he’s essentially assigned to a succubus, like she’s a failed experiment- too human, not monster enough but monster enough if you know what i mean 😏 and he’s essentially asked to keep her as a pet because she can’t live on her own but i know you said you wanted to wrap up some series and i feel like this could become a series but like,, i’m now so obsessed with leon having a pet sex demon and he’s so confused because she’s like a little lap dog and he even has permission to take her to work if he is to work in the office because of Government Reasons™️ and she has a bed under his desk and uses his shoes as a pillow while he works, eventually she climbs into his lap and starts purring absolutely freaking him out but when he figures it out he’s fine with it and spends their time at home seeing what makes her purr 🥵 also like him getting her a collar and her crying because she’s very much a creature not like a hybrid but like a hybrid/cryptid thing and she feels soooooo overwhelmed that someone would want to keep her that she doesn’t leave him the entire day and that’s when they have sex for the first time and he’s getting comfortable with having her around to point they’re forming routines and he’s helping her blend in in public but still letting her be a little creature/animal at home to help her relieve some stress 😉

- 💀

(okay but like older leon and sex demon,,,, like he’s practically ready to retire and he’s been given this failed experiment to babysit and he’s so grumpy and cranky but she’s so sweet and just oblivious to him being annoyed that when he snaps at her for accidentally getting into his office she cries and he just looses it because he feels so bad and that when he starts to realize she isn’t like all of the things he’s killed and that’s why he was given her because she’s not a monster just forced to be one and he spends more time getting to know her and even asking to take her to work to figure out more about her like i could go on forever 🤭)

💀 anon! I love this idea!!

Both ideas actually 🤭 re4 make Leon who’s just kinda like going with the flow and then grumpy older Leon who comes to realize she’s harmless and actually sweet 🥺

Maybe Leon doesn’t even realize what a succubus is so he’s kinda thrown off by being so drawn to her and wanting her in all kinds of ways and then finally when it clicks for him he’s very much living out all of his fantasies that she’s very obviously down for 🤭

#ask box #💀 anon #lipglossanon #lipglossanswers #monster!reader #succubus!reader

[kaylapocalypse]

Just remembered something very funny from my local strumpet days:

I had a client and he was one of those guys who wants you to tell him that his dick is small.

But he also was not super clear about that when booking me so when I got there and he was like “I’m so sorry it’s so little 😔🥺 I have the littlest dick in the world.”

Not only was I like “don’t feel bad it’s like 6.5 inches which is actually above average😌” because I thought he was insecure.

But also he was doing something with his tone that probably people who aren’t autistic would recognize as horny self deprecation. But instead of me realizing that he wants his dick to be small, His simpering just hit the most brutal wall of autistic miscommunication possible

So we had an hour of him going:

“Are you sure my dick isn’t so small so very small it doesn’t satisfy you.”

“It’s okay, it’s not small the g spot is only two inches in you’ll be okay”

“But I think it’s too small 😔”

“It’s a normal size, it’s a nice dick please don’t cry.”

“But no one will love me because of my little dick.”

“I’m sure you’ll find a wonderful woman someday who will love you so much it won’t matter. And besides there are different sleeves if she wants more than you have. You shouldn’t feel so bad.”

But what if my dick was just soooooo small that she laughed at me and like stood above me laughing and made me kneel and apologize for having a small dick.

You shouldn’t let people treat you like that. If anyone makes you feel uncomfortable about your body they’re not appropriate to stay with. The first step to loving yourself and finding someone who meets your needs is not allowing people who don’t meet your needs and treat you with respect to be in your life 😤

And so on. Back and forth for the entire appointment until he got so frustrated he just stoped talking and then I was like oooh it’s so big wow it’s actually really good and hits all the spots you’re so thick the rest of the time

To make him feel better

and then he rated me REALLY bad

#I miss them!!! #the other girls!!!

[miss-conjayniality]

enha tacoma pcd……..

MANNNNNNN what an eventful week it’s been! I had LOADS of fun at the enha concert and made tons of new friends. My outfit was inspired by 231117 heeseung. the iconic denim cowboy fit constantly lives in my mind rent free and I think about it once a day. I had a pink bikini top on underneath and a pretty butterfly necklace cuz I wanted to add a pink n’ girly twist to it 🥰 unfortunately I had to keep it buttoned up most of the time because it was FUCKING COOOOLLLLDDDD my god….

also……... I met this REEEAALLLLYYY GORGEOUS butch girl in line. I felt so blessed that day. gosh. I even got her discord yall!!!!!😌💅🏼 she was so cute and her outfit was inspired by bite me 🤤 tried soooooo hard not to drool when i looked at her 🥵 good lawd what a WOMAN! luckily I’ll be meeting her again for txt in a couple weeks!!!😚

I had two posters - one that said “i 💗 heeriah leerey” and the second that said “welcome back jay”. they were both made with glow in the dark glue. unfortunately I ruined my jay one cuz I realized it wasn’t fully dried 😭 WELP! did I still hold it up tho? u bet I did.

speaking of posters, I saw some pretty amazing ones. I laughed my ass off at whomever held up the “daddy’s home” poster. heck, I even saw one that said “love from india!!!” which….a round of applause to whomever that was🤌🏼

I also got to watch them throw first pitch at the mariners game and AAAAAAAA OMGGGG they’re literally the cutest!!! 🥺 I swear omg I gasped audibly when seeing their beauty so close. absolute devastation. to experience auburn haired heeseung in person is an honor and a privilege. they’re genuinely so ethereal irl. like wow…THEYRE REAL!?!????? and seeing jay so happy to be back home made me emotional 😢 he looked elated to finally be back home! he spoke of his love for the seattle cherries, his memories in the tacoma area, and the sentimentality he felt as he finally made his way back home. 🥺

I felt so much softness and love in my heart. the vibes were immaculate this week. it honestly felt….rejuvenating. THAT’S the impact their presence has on me. it felt like one big hug. kinda sad that it’s over but i know they’ll be back in the future…… so that’s that! 🥹💗

#MISSING THEM ALREADY 🥺 #it was such an honor to see my bias in his hometown🥺😢 #I’ve been in such a soft mushy mood this whole week #heidi’s tangents ♡ #xoxo heidi ♡ #enhypen soft hours #enha soft hours #enhypen fluff #enhypen

[skinandscales-if]

💙 BLUE HEART - do they miss their s/o easily? how do they act when their s/o isn't around?

for everyone? 👀

💙- aww 🥺 this one’s so cute! Imagining in this case that the s/o in question is MC!

Atlas: Doesn’t make a big fuss about it, but everyone around him notices how truly obvious he is when he misses MC. He grows a lot snappier and more distracted, making easy mistakes when he puts his brain on auto-pilot. Gets pretty sensitive to things and overly-obsessive as he tries to bury himself in the usual distractions so he doesn’t have to confront how much he misses MC. Is pretty clingy when they return, not leaving MC’s side until it’s pointed out. Embarrassed the entire time but will admit to MC and no one else how much he missed them.

Puck: Tries not to make a big deal about missing MC so their partner can attend to things separately without guilt, but is a little too good at it. Is very casual about MC’s comings and goings, keeping interest in what they’re doing but otherwise letting them roam entirely free. If MC notices and grows upset though, they are genuinely a little stunned, admitting that they miss MC every second and constantly feel like something’s missing when they’re not there, but that they try not to put it all on MC. Will be much more blunt about their feelings in the future.

Skye: She’s soooooo dramatic about whenever she’s not around MC, gets super whiny and clingy, the whole package. She’ll drape herself over furniture and sigh loudly around the others, visibly drooping and impatiently waiting until MC returns. She’s fully capable of doing anything without MC, but complains that it’s not the same, especially if the activity reminds her of them (everything does). Will look for any excuse to meet up with them sooner than later.

Reese: Pretty fine about it and doesn’t make a big deal about it until something reminds him of MC, in which case he is hit HARD with feelings and longings. He always tries to cover it up and pry himself from the feelings, but it’s pretty obvious to everyone else as he is a lot more distant and brings up MC a lot more often to look for an excuse to talk about them. He keeps checking their messages together and may cave and shoot them messages throughout the day checking in.

???: Not a problem. Loves MC’s company but does not require their company as she also needs her space sometimes. Becomes very good at setting boundaries but eventually learns the language of longing.

#asks #s&s: ros #s&s: ??? #this one made me so soft… #RO voices: baby I loveeee youuuu #they are all so aggressively down bad #emoji prompts

[lefthandedhotch]

hiiiii <333 how are youuu linnnnn🥰🥰🥰💞💞 i hope you're doing very good😚💞 it's almost summer aka hotch at the beach season🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 EEK!!! i have so many cute silly little beach hotch thoughts AHHH!!!!! so here is one of probably many :D

crying and screaming and shaking over single mom reader and hotch againnnnnnnnnn you and aaron have been dating for a couple of months and have introduced jack and your little girl to each other already so everything feels SO!!! RIGHT!!! and good!!! and sweet🥺🥺🥺 the weather is getting warmer and the kiddos are so happy that school is out for the summer because they both love school and learning, but now they have more time to hang out with each other :D you and aaron kick off the summer and all the playdates (and dates you and aaron will have🥰) your kiddos will have with a beach day!!! the kiddos LOVE the beach, you guys set up an umbrella and a blanket close to the shore so jack and your daughter can search for shells and cool rocks and so they can play in the waves that lap at their tiny feet🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🤭🤭🤭 they stand at the wet sand and when the waves come splashing in, they squeal and run back to you and aaron, plopping into your laps with soooooo many giggles as your little girl giggles as she snuggles into aaron "the water is soooo cold on my toessssss🤭🤭🤭" aaron grins at you over her head <333 at some point the kids want aaron to come into the water with them and he's got his swim shorts on but he also has a shirt on which is fineee but when you arrived you hoped you'd be able to Stare at his chest that you love so much🥺🥺 as he's about to get into the water, jack whines "daaaaaddyyyyyy :( i got you that shirt for your birthdayyyyy :( please dont get it wet🥺🥺🥺" you snort when aaron looks over at you for help and you shake your head to signal "you're on your own🤭😚" as you sip from a water bottle hehehehe aaron looks at jack's 🥺 face and knows he is weak against his boy's sweet little face so he takes off his shirt and as he walks back over to you to drop the shirt with the rest of the stuff, he chuckles at the 🥰🤩 looks you send his way hehehehe after so much splashy fun (and lots of sneaky kisses between you and aaron) you guys wrap up the day by watching the sunset with two soggy little babies in your laps, sleepily babbling about how much fun they had and how next time, you guys HAVE to bring stuff to make sandcastles😌😌😌 they fall asleep a bit after that and aaron carefully moves the little bug on his lap off so he can start packing up🥰🥰🥰 you two carry the kids (and the stuff) back to the car and on the way home, aaron notices you shivering and he offers you his sweater and you shrug it on and get soooooo cozy in his sweet car, listening to his 70s/80s rock, two cute little sleeping angels in the backseat WAAAHHHHHHH🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

hehehehe hiiiiiii jess-jess i’m good 🥰 how are youuuu?? 🥰🥰💕☺️ EEEK!!! yay summer and beachy aaron season!!!!!! 🥳🥳 i can’t wait for allllllllll the happy summer hotch thoughts 🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

WEEPS!!!!!! you and your little girl get up a lil early and get all ready to go to aaron’s apartment with all your beach bags to pick up your hotchner boys so you guys can have a whole fun day at the beach!!!! 🥰🥰🥰 the boys aren’t quiteeeeeee ready yet hehe so you help aaron finish up packing a cooler of yummy snacks and drinks while the kiddos run around and giggle about everything they’re gonna do at the beach hehe and when you and aaron finish up in the kitchen, he tugs you into him with a cute playful grin and gives you a sweeeeeet sweet smooch before you guys go collect the excited little bugs and get the car all loaded up to go!!! 🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕

the kiddos are sooooooo happy and giggly the whole time you guys are at the beach, they’re just so excited to be outside and having fun together 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 hehehehe at one point (after aaron has taken his shirt off and you’ve gotten to Stare all you want🥳🥰🥹🥵☺️🤭) jackers comes running back up from the water to Plop into your lap for a little break and some juice, and while you giggle and chat with your favorite little boy you can’t help but watch aaron splash around with your giggly squealy girl in the waves 🥰 when a speed boat or something goes speeding by and making Big Waves come up to the shore, your heart gets soooooo fuzzy and fluttery when you see aaron keeping your daughter steady so the big waves don’t topple her over while she stomps around in the water to make little baby girl sized splashes 🥺💕 it just makes you fall deeper and deeper in love with him whenever you see him being so good to and with your little girl 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 hehehehehehe a few hours later, you and aaron carry your soggy sleepy babies back to the car but before he drives you guys back to the apartment, aaron leans over to kiss you sooooo softly and he murmurs “you can borrow some jammies if you want to spend the night” with the cutest little grin that makes you giggle “you’re never getting those jammies back from me, i hope you know” and he laughs because Of Course he knows that hehehe but he doesn’t care!!!! he just wants you to stay :( and he knows that it’ll be easier for your little girl if you guys can just tuck her in for a little nap at his place rather than trying to get her home and in her bed before she wakes up and gets grumpy 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 and as you guys drive home as a little family, aaron cant stop thinking that he never thought his life could be this Peaceful and Lovely and he’s just so so SO happy to have this little family you and he created 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺

#jess! #SOBS! #SCREAMS! #you and aaron take a blanket out onto his balcony while the kiddos nap when you get home #and you enjoy some lovely lovely post beach kisses #in which you whisper and murmur to him about he should Never Ever wear a shirt #because he just looks so good without one 😌😌😌😌😌😌 #.ask #aaron.hotchner #.hotch #aaron hotchner x reader

[finelinevogue]

Can you do an Instagram post with y/n posting that Harry’s sick and she’s taking care of him?! Thank youuu!!

anon: What about something where y/n is super concerned that Harry is gonna get sick because it was so cold during big weekend and is like I’m fine and she just wants to baby him

anon: Don’t know if this counts as hh but what about a big weekend blurb where y/n is super concerned with Harry getting sick cause he was cold.

thought it was time for another insta blurb so i thought i’d combine all these together (although im pretty sure they’re all from the same person lol!!!)

May 29th 2022

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HSUpdates Harry spotted out around Coventry ahead of BBC1s Big Weekend (29/5/22)

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harryfan2 he’s been looking extra good recently

harryfan3 but he’s soooooo tall wow

y/nfan1 can’t believe only y/n gets all of him

yourinstagram @/y/nfan1 i can’t believe it either😫

harryfan4 oh to be those fans aahhh

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harry_lambert Since everyone was freaking out over what H’s necklace said today, here it is!💗 Y/N made it a few years ago now and it’s H’s favourite in his collection.

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y/nfan1 AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!?!???????

harryfan1 y/n made it? can y/n make me one too?

yourinstagram @/harryfan1 starting an etsy business just for you bestie

harryfan2 harry is so loved though and i hope he knows it💖💖💖💖

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annetwist One of Y/Ns greatest creations!🥰

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yourinstagram on route with my book for every situation personality 🧚🏽‍♂️✨

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y/nbff omg is that song any good?

yourinstagram @/y/nbff yh it’s by some underground indie artist 😗

harryfan1 y/n is so real…. like literally me…

harrystyles Less reading more cuddling….

yourinstagram @/harrystyles 🥺💖

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YNUpdates Y/N gifting Harry flowers before he goes into rehearsals this afternoon. Sources said Harry looked upset (29/5/22)

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y/nfan1 omg hope everything is okay???

harryfan1 maybe he finally broke up with that biiiitch

y/nfan2 @/harryfan1 how can you call yourself a fan of harry when you’re shitting on the person he loved most in the world?

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yourinstagram he’s okay besties, just feeling a little under the weather <33💗

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y/nbff watching my bestie’s bestie with my besties 🍻⚡️🌙🌻

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y/nfan1 oooh this is such a pretty photo!!!!!!

y/nfan2 that’s a lot of besties bestie

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yourinstagram send me these photos pls <333

y/nbff @/yourinstagram i’ll send you the ones of you and h too🤍

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harryflorals its Harry Styles world and we’re just living in it tbh

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harryfan1 beautiful world🥺

harryfan2 BESTIES HARRY REPOSTED ON HIS IG STORIES ASSKAKAKSJSHS

y/nfan1 he owns the fucking world at this point

yourinstagram proud is an understatement 🙁

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BBCRadio1 Thank you for saying goodnight to us Harry!🥳💜

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y/nfan1 how does y/n cope knowing he exists? do u know what i mean?

harryfan1 hoooooooly fuck

harryfan2 he should be mine grrr

yourinstagram the pits. the nose. the scruff. the fingers. the fit. the tats….

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y/nfan2 y/n is broken besties😭😭😭

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yourinstagram proud moment </3 even though you weren’t feeling your best you still performed like the stage was built for you and your guitar🤍 the show was amazing, but now you can sleep and eat all you want x

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harryfan1 y/n wins best wifey award tbh

harryfan2 i love when y/n does these post-show ‘proud moments’, like it just shows how supportive they are for one another🥺🤍

y/nbff he was pretty awesome 😌

annetwist Good job H! x

harrystyles I love you, now let’s sleep x

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[masonmountconcepts]

i try to imagine him as the type of bf to b like ew gtfo my face i have a gf but deep down i know he’s soooooo sweet and kind he would never do that so when people DO get flirty with him his girl gets all upset that he doesn’t do anything about it. she gets all quiet and he notices and he’s trying to figure out what he did wrong ughfsfsfsfs he’s so soft 🥺

stop it rnnnn cause the going quiet thing and this whole ask is so me coded🥹🥹🥹 he can’t help being noticed and ofc hes soooo gorgeous that even if they know you’re with him or he has a gf they’re going to try and chat him up no matter what. and mason just seems like such a sweet person who’s super friendly to everyone and maybe he’s enjoying himself so much he’s completely oblivious to their advances but ofc it’s very obvious. you’d be fidgeting with your hands and biting on your lips or your nails for the rest of the night so he’d take you off away on your own and just completely reassures you in the best way possible :((((

#mason mount #mason mount concept #masonmountconcepts #mason thoughts 🫧

[sebsxphia]

Pretty When You Cry by Lana Del Rey is soooooo willoughby!rhett coded. My poor baby won’t ever heal from little lamb and preacher!rhett (sorry I’ll literally never get over these three)

OHHHHHH GOD JENNA YOU WENT STRAIGHT FOR MY HEART WITH THIS ONE 😭😭😭

no because you’re so right baby! i mean firstly, he is so pretty when he cries and secondly, “i’ll wait for you, babe. you don’t come through, babe. you never do, babe. that’s just what you do.” he’s waiting for them to come back, even though he knows that deep down, they’re never coming back. our poor baby is never healing, is he 🥺

“like my memories, i don’t need that.” is him going through the five stages of grief and predominantly anger here. he would be so angry and that’s when he throws the letters in the river, telling himself he doesn’t need them anymore. he absolutely regrets it later.

“all those special times i spent with you, my love. they don’t mean shit compared to all your drugs.” for a complete 180, if we’re thinking about the preacher’s daughter album in general, i see isaiah/rhett as he drugs ethel/willoughby? do you see the vision? if it makes no sense, i completely understand 🤭

thank you so muchhh for this baby! 💌

#💌you’ve got mail #sunblchdfly <33 #rhett abbott #preacher!rhett abbott #ptolemaea #willoughby!rhett abbott