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obscenely-overdue · 3 months

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what is your average day routine with such a large pregnancy?

(ooc) do you ever just put on the belly to lounge around in on days off?

If it's a work day (Yes, I'm still working even at this size. My boss tells me every week I can start maternity leave whenever and I assure them every week that I'll take it once labor starts), I set like 4 alarms to all go off, because I'm a heavy, heavy sleeper and pregnancy has only compounded that. Then I roll myself out of bed, and take a morning shower. I'll put on a little cocoa butter (ok, you've seen the amount of skin I need to cover, it's a LOT of cocoa butter), eat breakfast, usually a couple of bowls of cereal because they're easy, but one just isn't enough.

Then I'll get dressed, get through the workday, come home, switch to pajamas as quick as I can around my belly, and give myself a little time to relax. Just getting off my feet and not having to think about work is a blessing. Then I'll try to do a little housework (roommates are getting increasingly insistent that I don't, but I can load a dishwasher while pregnant...), then typically it's low stakes, chill videogames or hanging out with folks until I get too sleepy and turn in for the night (though not before one more belly rubdown with cocoa butter).

If it's NOT a workday, its more a pregnant hedonism day. I'll sleep in as late as my body wants to, similar shower and cocoa butter start. By then though, I'll still try to do some housework, before getting shooed away, "You're full term, go sit down" they'll all say. Then it's like... just enjoying hobbies. Minecraft is great, slime rancher is great, I'll sit like a pregnant lump on the couch and binge pikmin 4, half the time I'm not even in one of the maternity shirts I own because they're in the wash, so it's a normal shirt that rides up, crop-top, or just a bra. There are a few doordashers that recognize my name by now and they're very sweet, not to mention one of my roommates can really cook. Then, like usual, another belly rubdown, sometimes I treat myself to a nice bath and bodyworks lotion just to change it up, then I sleep like a rock 😂.

[OOC] There was a brief stint last year where I lived alone, before I started this blog, where yeah, I'd do that a bit. Not really a good way to do that now with roommates... that said, they plan on travelling out of state for a lil vacation just to themselves soonish (I wasn't barred from coming but I don't have the PTO), so like... when it's just me around, you bet your ass the belly stays on for a full day. I'm hoping to have a heavier solution figured out by then. I want to be out of breath going up the stairs to my room.

#pregnant rp #pretend pregnant #preggo kink #pregnancy kink #ask #anon #ooc

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hulijingemperor2 · 3 months

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Zixuan: Foxy Foxy Foxy!! *hugs and kisses his dimple* I got the news.

Yao: yes!!

Zixuan: *gives him a bouquet of white peonies* congrats baby.

Yao: thank you Zishie. *smile* beautiful flowers by the way.

Zixuan: as always.

So. You and Qin Su are making back up?

Yao: yea. Yes!!

Zixuan: that's fab. You two would make a powerful team once again..

Rusong: I'm so so happy that you and A-niang are reuniting!

Yao: *pinches cheeks* yess Songsong, I'm also happy.

Jingyi: Rusong, we're blessed to have fabulous parents like them.

Rusong: exactly. *smiling*

Zixuan: awww.

Rusong and Jingyi: *hugs A-Yao*

Yao: Song'er, Yi'er, you're the most precious things!

Zixuan: *sniffles* Foxy. You and your family are adorable.

Now where's your event planners?

Yao; over there.

Xiying: do you need anything, Huangdis?

Zixuan: guys, wrap it up. Go take a vacation.

Xiying: but we have a lot of work to do.

Zixuan: us peacock spirits will organize A-Yao's wedding.

Xiying: mn, ok Huangdi.

Yao: awww, Zish you didn't have to.

Zixuan: I must return the favour, since you planned and organized my wedding with A-li.

Yao: so thoughtful.

Zixuan: A-Yao, I'll call my staff here. And in the mean time we should go shopping.

Yao: shopping?!

Zixuan: yes! You're so gorgeous and needs some beautiful accessories. So I think we should go shopping in Dongying.

Yao: great idea! We'll use the teleportation talismans then.

Zixuan: sounds like a plan!

*hugs*

Yao: *smiling*

Rusong: yes. You divas should go shop for A-Die's big day!

Jingyi: and maybe go for a spa day.

Zixuan: omg yes.

Yao: Zishie I need one.

Zixuan: I got you. Let's go!

~~~

Next day, a.k.a the wedding day!!

Team dimple and the staff gets A-Yao ready, whereas Qin Su was getting ready with the help of maids. The entire Jing Manor was elegantly decorated with sheer red satin cloth and golden ribbons. Peonies and rose petals adorned the floor ceramic ornaments were filled with pearls and diamonds.

Fox spirits, Laoling Qin sect members and peacock spirits were also in attendance~ along with other guests of course.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, you look fab.

Xue yang: the threesome option is still open Jiggy. Just hit me up ok.

Yao: *laughing*

Xue yang: have you thought about it, Jiggy?

Yao: no yangyang. But I'll let you know. Haha.

Su she: you look beautiful, Huangdi. *blushing*

Yao: thank you.

Xue yang: where's Lan lips? Is he planning on sabotaging the wedding?

Yao: maybe he's with his brother.

Su she: ew.

Yao: you know Wangxian would come together.

Su she: are they surgically attached?! And they're unqualified to be in your presence.

Yao: remember Wen Qing was staying with us.

Hence I asked her to invite Wei gongzi as he's her bestie.

Mo xuanyu: is wen ning there?

Xue yang: can I experiment on him!

Yao: of course he is there. Chengmei, what did I tell you?

Xue yang: your guests aren't experiments. *pout* but Jiggy, you know how badass it would be if everyone become the walking dead! Ripping everything apart!!!!

Mo xuanyu: I agree! They'll also obey us as well, cuz it's yangyang's experiments.

Su she: then you will be the overlord of fierce corpses. Emperor of a Jianghu plagued by fierce corpses and fox spirits. That would indeed be awesome

Yao: oh gosh. Team dimple. *laughing*

Mo xuanyu: we want you to rule the world, Yao gege.

Yao: I already run the Jianghu, darlings.

Now come on. We're running late.

Xue yang: Jiggy, if you run late for your own wedding, you could marry us instead. We're always available.

Mo xuanyu: well marry us for a second time.

Su she: *blushing*

Yao: lol, team d.

~~~

The ceremony starts, and A-Yao and Qin Su made their entrance while hand in hand.

Yao: you look really stunning.

Qin Su: *blushing* not too bad yourself.

Yao: delicate as a flower. But sharp as a thorn.

Qin su: always.

Yao: are you ready to reunite again.

Qin Su: yes.

I promise to be by your side.

Yao: I promise to protect you. And keep you happy.

Meng shi: *standing and smiling, with all her nine fox tails out*

Madam Qin: *standing next to Meng shi. Also with hot fox tail showing.

Yao: I'm glad Madam Qin and Qin Cangye are here to give you their blessings.

Qin Su: mn.

Taihou looks really really beautiful.

Yao: as always.

Qin Su: truly a goddess of Hulijings.

A-niang pays her respects to her once in a while.

Yao: how lovely.

Xichen: doesn't my A-Yao look amazing!

Lan zhan: he's not Wei ying.

Mo xuanyu: because he's Yao gege, and he's absolutely celestial!!!

Su she: uncultured Lan.

Xue yang: what if I make out with Jiggy in the middle of the court.

Wei wuxian: dang. Lianfang zun is all dripped out.

Zixuan: I know right!

Wen Qing: he's looking his best.

Wen ning: I'm so happy for her. And Yao Huangdi will take good care of her.

Wen Qing: mhm.

Huaisang: I don't have the energy to be evil anymore. I'm too busy being Zixuan's servant, then his royal gremlins, I mean his children prank me everyday, and I'm the wife of a moody Jiang cheng.

Jiang cheng: uh, I heard that.

Huaisang: then don't tell anyone. Sexy cheng.

Jiang cheng: you're really shady. But I like it.

Huaisang: good.

Wen qing and A-Yao: *performing the three bows*

Meng Shi: Yao'er, my little baby, congrats. *kisses him on his forehead*

And Qin gui fei, welcome to the family again!

Madam Qin: A-Su, A-Yao. May you two have a happy married life!

Officiator: congrats Huangdi and Huanghou. Your wedding is completed.

Salutations to Huangdi!!

Everyone: *clapping*

Qin Su: *blushing more*

Yao: *stretches out his hand*

Qin su: *puts her hands in his*

Sisi: awwww look how she's blushing! Yao'er, I think she loves your dimples the most.

Meng Shi: no no, my daughter-in-law loves Yao'er's eyes and lips.

Yao: hmm, but I wonder what she really loves.

Qin Su: I rather not say.

And stop making me blush.

Meng Shi: oh my.

Sisi: Huanghou jiejie, I think you made Yao'er a little too handsome.

Team dimple gets drunk, Qin gui fei becomes speechless and the rest are in a chokehold.

Meng Shi: should I go apologize to the Jianghu?

Sisi: not at all, jiejie! They must accept the fact that your son is hot.

And he has such a beautiful wife.

Yao along with Qin Su: *laughing*

Meng Shi: would Songsong be getting younger siblings, Yao'er? Qin gui fei?

Qin Su: *flustered* well....I....don't....know....

Yao: A-Su.....has...to...decide....

Qin Su: no, you decide...

Yao: I don't rush things.

Qin Su: neither do I.....

Madam Qin: oh goodness

Meng Shi: aww *laughing* you two are too precious.

Rusong: *hugs* A-Die, A-niang!

Yao: aww Song'er. *pinches cheeks*

Qin Su: baby!!

Both: *caressing Rusong's face*

Meng Shi: give him some love.

He's the future of the Hulijing nations after all.

Jingyi: *smile* guys!

Qin Su: *pinches cheeks* Yi'er.

Yao: we love you too, baby. *hugs*

Meng Shi: perfect family.

Qin Su: baby Song'er, you and your brother look adorable.

Rusong: thanks, A-niang.

Qin Su: aww. A-niang loves both of you.

Yao: how adorable.

Meng Shi: yes! Both are our gems.

~~~~

After wedding soiree!!

Zixuan: Yaoyao. *hugs* congrats darling.

Yao: thank you!

And you outdone yourself with the decorations.

Zixuan: you should leave things to big bro more often.

Yao: I guess I should. You handled it well.

Jinling: best wishes xiao shushu.

Yao: thank you, A-ling!

Ruxuan, Ruhua and Ruming: *hands him and Qin Su lowers* uncle Foxy and Qin!!!

Yao: awww babies! Thank you so so much.

Qin Su: Xuan gege, they're beautiful!

Yanli: Qin Su, you should come over some time for soup.

Qin Su: aw I would love that. Please come when I have garden parties.

Yanli: of course! And we'll discuss about how to handle diva husbands.

Qin su: lol. We definitely need to know how to handle this diva team.

Yanli: yup. They live in glamor and sophistication as they're rich, handsome emperors.

I'll give you a 101.

Zixuan: should we be worried.

Yao: we'll conceal our ways.

Zixuan: good idea.

Wei wuxian: look at you, lianfang zun!

You look hot.

Lan zhan: *jealous*

Wei wuxian: his waist is also snatched. But sometimes I can't see his waistline clearly because hensheng is in the way.

Su she: you dare stalk my Huangdi. You creature.

Wei wuxian: what are you cranky about?!

Su she: you're the bother-in-law of the magnificent Lianfang zun. Have some respect.

Wei wuxian: *rolls eyes*

Su she: but I'm impressed that you have some sort of taste. It seemed rather questionable.

Wen qing: you stalk him?

Wei wuxian: no. I'm just observant. But Lianfang zun is really attractive.

Huaisang: *talking to Jiang cheng*

Ruhua: A-Die's maid! What are you doing here?! And you're dating the grape uncle that Ling gege keeps talking about!

Huaisang: little goblin. I mean darling, how do you know my business?

Ruhua: because I'm a princess.

Duh!!

Jiang cheng: this child is 100% like that peacock.

Ruhua: how dare you call him a peacock. I'll have you executed.

Jiang cheng: oh really? Spell executed.

Ruhua: *walks off* A-Die!!!! The grape is being mean to me!

Ruxuan: *tying Huaisang's shoelaces together*

*gave Ruming a thumbs up and snuck away*

Ruming: *snatches Huaisang's fan and runs away*

Huaisang: hey!!! My fan!! Give it back! *trips.

Ouch!

Children trio: *laughing*

Huaisang: *cries* you evil spawns!! You broke my hip!!!

Yao and Jiang cheng: *tries to contain their laughter*

Su she: how dare you abuse Huangdi's floor.

Xue yang: how did the floor taste?

Mo xuanyu: you look nice Huaisang. Stay like this ok.

Yao: let me help you, Huaisang.

*signals his attendants*

Huaisang: how are my shoelaces tied together?! Zixuan!!!

Zixuan: who are you calling Zixuan?

Huaisang: anything you want to say?!!!!

Zixuan: *sigh* sorrows, sorrows. Prayers.

Huaisang: agghhh. Anything else?!!!

Zixuan: sorrows.

Mingjue: if you did training, you wouldn't have ended up like this, Huaisang.

Huaisang: but dage!

Mingjue: *rolls eyes*

Huaisang: you should have some workmans compensation, Zixuan Huangdi.

Zixuan: w..work...what?

Look huaisang. You don't deserve workman's constipation.

Yao: *correcting* compensation.

Zixuan; yea that.

You always want to squeeze the money out of me!! Huh?

Do I look like a bank?

Yao: are you ok now, Huaisang?

Huaisang: yea San ge. Thanks for asking.

Yanli: Qing jiejie, let's toast together.

Wen qing: sure.

Wuxian: Yao huangdi.

Yao: wei Gongzi. Hey.

Wuxian: did you try it on him??

Yao: yes and I regret it.

Wuxian: all Lans are beasts. And this only makes things worst lol.

Yao: but it was kinda hot, ngl

Wuxian: for the experience.

Yao: yup. For the experience.

Wuxian: that thing made me shove a sword in an unmentionable area.

Yao: oh my goodness!

Lan zhan: *bows* greetings taihou.

Meng Shi: nice to meet you.

Lan zhan: mn, nice to meet you too.

Meng Shi: where's your roof climber?

The one who broke into my temple.

Lan zhan: he's talking to your son.

Meng Shi: *correcting* Yao huangdi. Yes. My son.

Lan zhan: mn. *walks away*

Meng Shi: I don't like him.

Sisi: could have said it to his face.

Meng Shi: maybe on another occasion.

Xichen is so charming.

Sisi: absolutely is.

Meng Shi: where are the Qins?

Let's go talk to them.

~~~

On the other side......

Wen ning: uh...Xuan huangdi?

Jintang: do you want to assassinate my Huangdi?

Wen ning: no.

Zicheng: we're Huangdi's bodyguards.

Zixuan: *confronts them* guys chill. Why are you acting like team dimple?

Zicheng: we're just safeguarding you, Huangdi.

Zixuan: from Wen Ning?

Don't I pay you enough, that you have to do unnecessary work.

Jintang: I'm just afraid that he punches a hole in your chest.

Zixuan: what?!

Jintang, I told you on countless occasions to not listen to Huaisang.

*smile* guys, I'm alright. Please, you're dismissed.

Both: yes Huangdi.

Zixuan: sorry about that, Wen ning. Let's toast.

Wen ning: mn. That's what I wanted to do, toast with you.

Zixuan: aw. Sure.

#the huli jing emperor #foxyao #meng yao #dimpledlianfang #hulijing emperor 2 #jin guangyao #jin zixuan #part 2 #su she #the untamed

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crazyf0rswayze · 6 months

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hey girl! Could you do a Johnny Castle x fem reader where they've been secretly dating before and she's Baby's older sister figure and their families are on vacay together so Baby is helping her sneak out and be with him?

It's not a lot a out sneaking out and also this is absolute shit but whatever I tried.

Warnings: kissing, I'll be honest this shit is NOT proofread.

Summer of 63'. I met Johnny. But since I was there for vacation, and he worked there we had to keep our relationship a secret. Well a secret from everyone but Baby, after she found me sneaking out the window of our room I had to explain what was going on. She would help me sneak out at night after Lisa and mom and dad had fallen asleep. Tonight was one of those nights. One on the nights where I had to sneakily crawl out the window with her help. She would open up the window and watch out for anyone.

I fell with a small thud on to the porch.

"Thanks Francis!" I whisper as I turn over on to my back to look up at her. She lets out a giggle. "Go before anyone sees!" she whisper shouts. I scramble to my feet and start speed walking to Johnny's cabin. I felt a sort of excitement in breaking a few rules. After a little bit of speed I slow down, because we were in the staff area of the resort and all of them we asleep. I get to Johnny's cabin soon after walking and knock on the door. "I'm asleep!" he shouts from inside. "You don't sound very asleep to me!" I shout back smiling, even though he couldn't see me . I hear the bed creak a little bit as he stands up. I hear his light footsteps as he walks over to the door. He opens it and a smile breaks out on his face. He wraps his arms around me and kisses my forehead before releasing me so we can walk into the cabin together. He walks in and I follow. He closes the door and locks it so nobody can walk in. He sits on the bed and I sit next to him. He wraps an arm lightly around mt waist, his hand brushing the side of my thigh. We hadn't gotten a chance to see each other in private for a little bit so I think he just wanted to take it in. "How are you" I ask looking up at his face. He's looking straight forward, and he looked zoned out and deep in thought. "Good" he responds looking down at me with a light smile. "I'm sorry we haven't gotten to see each other lately. It's just, practices have been a lot and I feel like there's just so much on my mind" Johnny says as he looks forward again and then down at his lap. His free hand is pinching the fabric of his sweat pants and rubbing it between his fingers. "It's ok. I understand, it can be a lot. I'm just happy we can spend some time together." I say still looking at his pretty face. He plops backwards onto his back and I follow, trapping his arm under me. I shift so that I'm on my side. He looks down at me, and I meet his pretty blue eyes. His arm that's under me pulls me closer, closing the small gap between our bodies. "I love you" he whispers and kisses my lips. I reach a hand up and cup his cheek as I open up my mouth. He slowly opens his and we make out for the first time in what felt like forever. He lets out a soft moan. After about a minute we part. He looks down at me and smiles. "I like kissing you. Sometimes I wish I could just kiss you nonstop for hours. Your lips are so perfect." Johnny comments. I giggle a little and he lets out an airy chuckle staring up at the ceiling. We both shift a bit so we can pull the blanket over our bodies, and Johnny wraps his arms around me snugly after he turns onto his side. He kisses my forehead again. "I love you" he whispers as I close my eyes.

Beep! Beep! The alarm clock rings out. 6:00 A.M, the alarm clock reads. Johnny groans as he covers his eyes with his arm. I giggle as I stand up and stretch. "Do you have to go?" Johnny asks. "Yes baby, I'm sorry. But I have to be in bed when my parents wake up and they'll be up in an hour." Johnny pouts and I laugh lightly. He stands up and wraps his arms around me. "You can't leave now" he says as he pecks my neck and cheek, kissing all the bare skin he can access. "Johnny! I have to go!" I say with uncontrollable laughter. "Ok, ok fine" he says turning me around so I'm facing him. He presses a long kiss to my lips. "I love you" he says. "I love you to" I state with a smile. I walk over to the door, unlock it, open it and walk out. I put the hood of my sweater over my head and start to walk over to my cabin. I arrive there after about 4 minutes, and Baby is waiting there for me. She quickly opens the window and I crawl in, stumbling over my own feet. "What took you so darn long!? It's 6:12 already!" Francis whisper yells. "He trapped me in a hug!" I say kicking off my shoes and lying down in my bed. I cuddle up under the blanket and close my eyes. I don't fall back asleep, instead I stand on the line between consciousness and sleep.

"Wake up" mom whispers as she lightly shakes me. I open up my eyes and smile at her. She smiles back. "Go get ready" she whispers. I slowly sit up and rub my eyes. I stand up and stretch. I walk to the bathroom and brush my teeth and put a little bit of mascara on. "What is taking you so long!?" Lisa yells, banging on the door. I whip the door open, "What is your problem!? Like gosh I was only in there for 7 minutes!" I yell before walking back to my room. I grab a pair of jean shorts and a light pink tank top and get dressed into them. I walk out into the kitchen to meet my parents and Baby. "We've come to the conclusion that there are no enjoyable activities today so what should we do?" mom asks. "Could I do a dance lesson...maybe?" I ask. Mom and dad share a look and shrug their shoulders, "sure" dad says. He hands me some cash. "Thank you daddy!" I say throwing my arms around him and kissing his cheek before running out the door. I run to the dance studio Johnny practices in. I get there quickly and stand at the door, catching my breath and calming myself before knocking on the door. "Come in" Johnny shouts. I open up the door to see Johnny changing his shirt. His abs show as he slips the shirt over his head, tossing it to the ground. "Oh hey! You didn't tell me you were coming in today" he says reaching down to grab his muscle shirt he usually practices in. I've seen him with out a shirt plenty of times but this time felt different. I guess it was the way the sunlight was hitting his body. He just looked so perfect. "Hello?" he says looking at me with furrowed brows. Just then I had realized I was staring. His word took me out of my trance. I soon felt heat rising to my cheeks and I swallowed. Johnny, still shirtless, walks over to me and runs his large hands over my sides. "You know it's rude to stare right? Huh?" he questions teasingly. One of his hands parts from my hips and goes to my chin, lifting it up making me look into his eyes. "S-sorry what?" I ask, truly not hearing what he had said. I was too focused on how embarrassed I was. He chuckles. "Nothing sweetheart, don't worry". "I know it's rude to stare" i blurt out, finally remembering what he said. "But it's not rude since we're dating" I say. "You're correct" he says. We spend a few hours dancing, laughing, talking and kissing before I had to go back to my cabin for the afternoon. "I'll see you tonight?" Johnny asks. "Yes. I love you ok? But I really have to go now" I say. Johnny kisses my lips quickly, and smiles. "I love you" he yells out before I open the door.

After I get back I greet my parents and go to my room. "How was you 'dance lesson'?" Baby teases. "It was good, and believe it or not we did actually dance." I reply, plopping down on my bed and staring at the white ceiling. "I bet" she says with a giggle. I giggle as well. Baby and I spend time talking, getting interrupted by Lisa on multiple occasions. When it was time for dinner we headed to the dining hall. After we ordered our food Johnny walked into the hall. His eyes met mine briefly and I smiled at him. He walks over to my table with some sort of envelope. I look at him with question on my face. "You over payed me for the lesson Mr. Houseman. Lesson are 45, you payed me 60. I though it would only be right to give it back" he says leaning over me and sliding envelope across the table. His hand brushes my thigh in a loving manner, and Baby, who was sitting next to me, saw and smiled a little. "Oh, thank you Mr. Castle. I appreciate your honesty. You are a good man." dad says grabbing the envelope and putting it in his back pocket. "Of course sir" Johnny says with a kind smile. He steals a glance from me and winks. "He's the man that teaches those dance lessons!? Well he is a handsome man!" my mom says kinda loud. I let out a snort of a laugh and look down. "Mom don't be so loud about it!" I say with a smile. "Well he is!" she says. Baby and I giggle. We spend dinner talking about our days, with plenty questions about my dance lesson. After we finish up we head back to the cabin and get ready for bed. "Are you going to his cabin tonight?" Baby whispers. "Yea" I say and I get under the blanket and make it look like I'm going to bed. Mom and dad walk in and say their goodnights. We waited about a half hour, and then we got up. Baby slowly opened up the squeaky window and I crawled out. "Thanks!!!" I say as I start walking. I had a pair of sweatpants on, a tee-shirt and a hoodie over top.

I start to walk to Johnny's cabin. I looked at the porch lights on people's cabins, and some people were out, sitting on their chairs, smoking. I put my hood up and continued walking. I soon reached his cabin and knocked on the hard wood door. "Come in!" Johnny shouts. I open up the door and he's standing up, waiting for me. He grabs me in a hug, and kisses my head. He leads me to the bed after releasing me. He lies down and puts me on top of him lightly. "Hey sweets" he says. "Why am I on top of you?" "Because I wanted to try cuddling like this..." he replies quietly. "Ok." I say, kissing his lips. We make out for a little bit, and pull away to breathe. "I love your lips so much" he mutters. I smile at him and peck his cheek. He wraps his arms around my back, and pulls me closer so our chests are pressed together. He kisses me head and begins to run his fingers through my hair. We fall asleep like that, holding each other lovingly.

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mysticfemme · 2 years

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Let’s say that a cute butch wants to take you on vacation. They say they’ll do whatever you want and get you anything you ask for because they want to make you feel like a princess. Where are you going and what do you do?

ok aside from the fact i would feel immensely guilty for being this spoilt, it's a very cute concept

ok so firstly I've always wanted to go to either greece or italy, so one or the other I'm not fussed. I'd love to have one of those apartments that faces the sea, with a big infinity pool that's just for us, so we can relax there in the evenings and watch the sun set. maybe a few days of the holiday we can go on hikes, especially if we get to see some old ruins. art galleries and museums, I'd want to spend time wandering around with them, maybe messing about a little with my butch, and asking them if they'll take some pictures of me looking cute on our holiday.

tonnes of food, obviously. sitting by the sea in a little taverna, ordering different food each time, and maybe they could order the thing I'm more scared to try so they can feed me some of the food off their plate.

obviously going shopping in a big city, maybe I see a necklace i absolutely love but it's a little expensive, and after much bickering with me saying it's too much, they buy it for me.

and also, because this is a nsfw blog i couldn't leave this bit out. some sort of special occasion, maybe it's my birthday, but they persuade me to go for a little walk and come back later (obviously I'm oblivious). when i come back, there are candles in the room and rose petals scattered around. you can see the sun set through the balcony doors, and they're wearing my favourite outfit of theirs. lots of sappy love making ensues and afterwards maybe we go for a late night swim.

#can u tell I'm the sappiest bitch around lol #thank you for this ask though I really loved answering this #mysticfemme's asks

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applejarjar · 2 years

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I'm like a hella soft birch rn

#I would kill to see my rats rn #I'm like on the verge of tears damn...#This trip started out so emotional and a huge weight just came off my shoulders #But I'm still so emotional rn and I can't really pinpoint why #Aside from I just WORRY #Yknow?#Like the person I left my pets with said something extremely shitty before we left #And both my brother and mom said they made other arrangements to make sure they'll be OK #But I just really want to see them right now #But I've still got like 16 days away from home to get through #And I'm also worried because my hedgehog has been so weird lately #So I keep thinking she'll have a problem while I'm gone #And they're all getting kind of old now so I'm scared they'll just keel over for no reason and I won't BE there #Sheesh u can take a girl on vacation but u can't make a bitch feel relaxed #I'm a mess #Also it's 3 am rip

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hasquetzorkukudoneanythingwrong · 2 years

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Codex Familia: Consequences pt. 1

It was late November, and the family was in Alaska for their annual vacation when tragedy had struck. In a very much wrecked karaoke club, Chaldean security operatives were combing through the wreckage recovering bodies and injured people while also investigating anything that may have recorded what had caused the incident.

The operation was lead by none other then Leonardo Da Vinci who came at the relatively urgent request of former Chaldean master, Rex and former servant Quetzalcoatl. It wasn't long until the genius had questioned the two as to what the hell happened.

"It's unfortunate to reunite after so long under such circumstances, you two." Said Da Vinci while talking to the couple. "The last I remember actually seeing you was the kids' quinceañera, right?"

"Right, you've been busy since" the solar goddess responded. "It is very nice to see you, amiga.... just not like this" she had finished.

"So.... let's cut to the chase." She finally asked. "How did the kids cause such a..... disaster?! It looks like a terrorist attack out there! In fact that's the story the UN is using to cover this mess up!" She questioned, clearly very concerned but also emotional.

"W-we're not sure, Da Vinci!" The former master had responded! "Maria just got up to sing for karaoke, after some encouraging and then suddenly while singing her eyes turned purple and everyone else in the building was acting hysterical! Which caused Ed to panic and suddenly that Burst came out of him with the lightning and shit and that's when everything had gone to shit!" Rex had answered, seeming somewhat confused and hysterical himself.

"I-I assume it's another manifestation of their authority" Quetz had interjected. "It wasn't long after the panic started and Mijo's outburst that the two seemed to faint from..... what I assume is anxiety and exhaustion from everything!" Quetzalcoatl had told Da Vinci, with more composure then Rex, but with equal amounts of worry showing on her face

"Well..... that does make an amount of sense" Miss Da Vinci had said in response, finally. "I'm having the team recover the victims while covering your tracks. Like I said we'll blame it on a terrorist attack, while making sure no trace of your presence here can be found. We'll have to monitor the survivors aswell." She had assured the two, filling them in on how she was handling things.

The two still had very worried looks on their faces. It was clear as day they were not ready for such a tragedy to happen, especially when their children were unintentionally responsible for such a thing.

Then suddenly walking into the room was Nightingale, with news it seemed. "Sorry to interrupt, but the children seem to be waking up. I think they'll need to see their parents soon, in case they're still in a panic over the events" the head nurse had told Da Vinci.

"Yes, by all means you two can go join them. They'll definitely need it after what happened." She had said to the two parents, while gesturing her hand for them to go.

"Thank you" Rex said in response

With a "Si, gracias" followed by Quetz.

The two walked into the infirmary that was set up on the site of the disaster. The kids were both in beds to recover from the shock of what had happened. They seemed to finally be getting back up.

"Aye, mis bebés!" Quetz had yelled out while running to hug the kids. She had ended up unintentionally pulling the beds closer while pulling close. "Aye, is everything ok!? Are you two alright?!" She had asked in such a panicked state.

"Mi corazon, calm down for a second, let them adjust to the situation" Rex had said in an attempt to calm the distraught goddess that was his wife.

"Right, I'm sorry" Quetz said while letting go of the children and getting back up from her hugging position then standing next to Rex.

"Um.... I feel a little dizzy.... and lightheaded... but other then that I'm fine" Mari said in response to her mother's questions as she placed her hand on her head, seemingly in an attempt to relieve the fatigue.

"Yeah, I'm feeling the same.... nothing too bad but.... it's definitely odd..." Ed had also said, replying to Quetz's worrisome questions.

"That's good to hear, at least mis hijos" Rex had said, thankful that the kids were mostly unharmed. "You had us worried after that happened"

"Yeah uh..... can you... remind us what happened?" Maria had asked her parents. "I have no memory of the last few hours....."

"Yeah, same here. What exactly caused this?" Ed also asked his parents.

"Oh......" was all that the two could say in response.

A/N: so there's a part 1 to this current fic! Things definitely aren't going well already. But I'm sure it'll all turn out fine! Hope people enjoy it!

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@exmeowstic @hasbbdoneanythingwrong @hasspartacusdoneanythingwrong @haskamadoneanythingwrong @grievouslyxorvia @hizentadahiro @professorcharisma @vanillachaldea @chaldeamage-neo @witch-of-chaldea

#fate grand order #quetzalcoatl #wife #mastersona #rex #rexcoatl #maria #eduardo #leonardo da vinci (fate)#codex familia

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danceing-spelled-wrong · 3 years

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Made a Grumpus OC

They're just one of few of them..not sure if I'll draw any of them, I drew them because..I'm bored

I have a grumpsona in mind..but I'm not finish with it's design

I guess I'll explain them

Amly Ductforce(I'm bad at names) came to Snaktooth island because they were bored and needed a vacation from their "job"

He's gender-fluid and doesn't mind people getting his pronouns wrong when he doesn't feel that gender, but some just call him a "They" and that's fine by him

One thing that she's really good at, is lying and stealing. When she came to Snaktooth Island, she started her hobby right away and stole some things from Wambus which got him pretty upset

He gives everyone nicknames despite not liking anyone besides Cromdo

She likes order yet enjoys chaos, sometimes, she would plant random objects that belong to the residents in each other's huts to start up something

When the town split, he went to the Boiling Bay due to the nice warm yet cold feel to it and because she wanted to steal stuff from Floofty

They're probably in their late 40s early 50s

Her and Cromdo get along for the most part as long as she doesn't steal anything from him

In their hut, they have a lot of stolen objects, most from Wambus

Their hut is beside Liz and Egg's hut but is to the right of the beach

If he was in the game, then you'd meet them the same time you meet Floofty

She doesn't like Lizbert because she always calls her out on the stuff she steals, same for Beffica

Due to his hatred to Lizbert, he shares the same hatred towards Eggabell but doesn't go out his way to steal from her, seeing her as too fragile

He's scared of Chandlo(because he would snap her like a twig), Shelda(because she acts like a cult leader), and Gramble(because he's too nice)

If they get caught stealing, they lie about it and theres a 90% chance it'll work due to their confident sounding voice and being a bit manipulative

Dialogue in game:

What everyone thinks of them

Filbo:

"Oh..them? They're..ok, as long as they don't cause any trouble.."

Wambus:

"...."

Beffica:

"She's just a thief, no wonder her and Cromdo work so well together, they're nothing but squeebs."

Gramble:

"I never spoke to him before..but..I don't think he likes me very much.."

Wiggle:

"She stole my banjo and said she wanted to play a song, but then she threw it off a cliff! I'm so glad I have fast reflexives."

Snorpy:

"All they do is steal stuff! Then lie about stealing that stuff! I haven't gotten my inventions back in 3 months!"

Cromdo:

"Ah..that grump is something all right..greatest business partner ever, she and I are gonna rule the money world!"

Triffany:

"Oh..Amly? I don't come in contact with her often but Wamby doesn't like her."

Chandlo:

"After they stole my balls AND Snorpy's inventions, I promised to never speak to them for the rest of my life bro!"

Floofty:

"I don't appreciate them stealing my leg or my notes. If given the chance, I would experiment on them."

Shelda:

"Do not speak of thy name who gladly would turn his back on us if given the chance!"

Cemi:

"Nope. I don't like her at all..she's not that attractive..and she hangs with Cromdo."

Charlia:

"I really don't like it when she tries to remove my arm..it hurts my feelings.."

Being asked about Floofty:

"I like stealing their stuff but if I offered to help them, I think they'll kill me."

Meeting them:

"Woah..a new face! I haven't seen anyone new around here in..grumping forever!"

"Who are ya and why are you talking to me?"

*explains*

"Oh! You're that amateur journalist Lizzie was talking about! I thought you were never coming, isn't this grand? New faces! New people! New stuff to..borrow!"

"I'm Amly Dustforce, the ruler of Snaktooth island!"

Will you come back to town?

"Wait..town? No way..if Cromy's not there, then I'm not going!"

"Also, I'm a little parched, can ya get me a Sqaquiri? I'd drink those things, everyday of the week, maybe we can..cut a deal, how's that sound doll?"

*Caught Sqaquiri*

"Now THAT was a refreshing beveridge, thanks doll!"

"So, ya want me to come back to town? Well, I might need some convincing, I want ya to find out what that Filbo kid does when nobody's lookin, I could use it for..things."

*You find out what Filbo does*

"HA! Are you serious?! Oh jezz, and I thought he couldn't be more of a squeeb! HAHA! Goodness..that's a laugh I needed..ha!"

"Good to know theres some things to see in town, but I'm more interested in WHAT is in town."

"For ya final task, I want ya to steal Beffica's diary..then rip out some pages that are interesting, and give them to me. Easy."

*You grab the pages*

"Sweet! Good job my messenger grump!"

"*sigh*, I think I'm ready to go to town..but..first I want you to get Cromy in town."

But you said that was the final task

"I lied."

"Get Cromy in town and I'll follow right behind, deal?"

*Cromdo is in town*

"Wow! That was..slow but it'll do!"

"Thanks doll, looking forward to chatting with ya! Farewell!"

Interview:

Have time for an interview?

"Interview? That sounds fun! I'm in."

Who are you?

"Amly Ductforce, it's pronounced Aim-ly. Strange. I know."

Why come to Snaktooth Island?

"I heard of Lizzie's stupid conspiracy on TV, I was about to change the channel when I heard there was an island involved, and I just so happened to be looking for a place to host my vacation. So I packed up and lied about being interested in her expedition."

Vacation from what?

"My life. My job. My family. Everything basically."

Thoughts on Bugsnax?

"I guess they're ok, the names could be better..but some taste pretty good. Note, keep away from the Aggroll."

Why?

"Because those things will break some bones and the flavor isn't even worth it! Also because it's named after someone I'm not found of."

Why did you leave town?

"I could handle the drama between Wamby and Gram, but once Cromy left, I had no reason to stay. I wanted to follow him, but I decided to live near the beach instead, so yeah."

What do you think about Cromdo?

"Me and him have a pretty decent relationship, I give him what he wants and he takes the fall for me. Simple business."

Are you planning on betraying him?

"No way, he's cool, I don't consider him a friend, but he's still great to work with."

Any info on Lizbert?

"Liz..I grumping hate her! She keeps saying I stole stuff from her, I would never do such a thing! If she didn't have that little obstacle beside her, I would burn her hut down!"

Woah, calm down. Who's this obstacle?

"I am calm..just speaking out my mind. And I'm talking about Eggabell. The doctor? Lizzie's girlfriend? Eggy bell? Yeah. She and her are like..two papers in a file. Theres nothing you can do to separate those two."

What happened to Lizbert?

"If we're being honest, I'm not sure."

Are you lying?

"Heh. For once in my life, no. I really don't know what happened to Lizzie, she went up that mountain and didn't come back."

How do you know she went up the mountain?

"I saw her."

Why didn't you tell anyone?

"I did. Nobody besides Cromy believed me, guess that's the price being the best liar in the world."

That'll be it. Thank you

"No problem doll, that was pretty fun! Here, have this!"

*stolen piece of journal paper*

"Found it while cleaning Lizzie's hurt, it might help ya in someway. Any who, I gotta run, farewell!"

Side Quests:

"Heya doll, you won't believe what I discovered! It'll help ya find Liz!"

What?

"First..get me a Poptick..it's very important."

Why?

"Trust me! It's super super SUPER important!

Sure, I guess

"Caramel please."

*Got the Poptick*

"Perfect..now..I need a Snaquiri.."

Are you going to tell me why?

"Nope. Make it quick! I have a feeling my brain's about to forget everyone!"

*Got the Snaquiri*

"Good..now..I need a Cheery, that'll be all to finish this!"

I have a feeling you're lying

"I'm hurt."

Fine.

"Hurry up! I'm losing my life force!"

*Got the Cheery*

"Alright..now-"

*silence*

What?

"That's it. I was just hungry."

Why did you say it was important

"There was no way you'd do it if I asked, so I just..slightly lied."

Slightly?!

"Calm down doll! Everything fine! Nobody got hurt.."

You have a lying problem

"I know..but I can't do anything about it, it's the only thing I got."

"When you're a liar, nobody wants to be around you, nobody likes you..and nobody will trust you."

"Ever since birth, I lied, stole, and broke so many things, nobody wants anything to do with me. I had no friend and my family kept saying I was a bad person..so I don't talk to them anymore."

"Lying is all I got left doll and if I stop, I got nothing. So I'm not stopping anytime soon, so deal with it."

"Thanks for the food..farewell."

Welcome back message:

"Oh..you're..back."

"Heya Wamby, didn't know you'd be back either! How sweet! The gangs coming back!"

"Amly, if you go near my farm-"

"What? Me? Go near your farm? No way! I would never!"

"Don't think that everyone things you're a saint! Only Cromdo thinks that!"

"I don't think I am one, but it's nice knowing you think so!"

"Just stay away from my farm."

"Deal. Happy catching up with you!"

Major Celebration Dialogue:

"You know, Cromby..maybe we should take a break from our business, we're making a few people upset by it."

"Agreed. What should we do to be occupied til then?"

"Hm..maybe we could sell Bugsnax? I could..borrow that trap the journalist uses."

"Yeah..yeah I like that idea!"

"It's settled! Cromy and Amly's marketing lives on!"

"We need a better name."

"Yeah.."

*approaching him*

"Heya doll, how's the party?"

*asked to dance*

"Sorry, but I'm working. Maybe when we sell out."

*sold out*

"Wow! That was quick, how's about a dance Cromy?"

"You bet! Meet you on the dance floor!"

Reaction to partner(I guess..he paired with Cromdo and Beff):

Cromdo: "Grumping..NO!"

Beffica: "Wait..no..what..what's going on?!"

Dying message:

"I'm nothing but a liar..a cold..worthless liar. I hurt so many people..no wonder I have no friends..at least I got bugsnax.."

Final message(Good ending):

"What the ever grump was all that?! Why..did...oh zonk who cares?We're alive! Ha ha! Amly lives to see a new day!

You know..after all of this..I think I'll finally turn over that new leaf..I'll quit my job..and start fresh in the country. I should also apologize to everyone I hurt, so..sorry doll, I stole your pen...

Geez that took a lot out of me! Ah! This'll be hard!

But..it feels..kinda nice..guess I shouldn't wait around..farewell, til we cross paths again, doll."

Final message(Bad ending)

"What..the grump? Cromdo..he's..gone. This..makes me..realize..our lives are so..fragile, I..shouldn't waste it..

Oh Cromdo..if I known that..I would have put myself in your place

At least..maybe we could be together..again

Business partners forever...ha.."

I over complicate everything

#bugsnax #grumpsona #bugsnax oc #art #bugsnax art #random #original character #my art #idk #cromdo face #beffica #Amly Dustforce

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