#this ain’t right man

[tiktaalic]

Cas was raised in a white room with only. Saltine crackers for thousands of years and then he was let loose on the. World discovering he was not. Only autistic but gay and his only. Point of reference for human behavior was dean winchester oh my god I’d be so mad. castiel was born in an AirPod case yesterday and his sister was going fall from heaven! Do it! You can kiss men if only you spurn everything you’ve ever known! And everyone he knew was calling her a traitorous wretch. Except for dean winchester who slept with her. AND then dean licked his lips called them thelma and Louise then sauntered directly into cas whil e he squinted into the middle distance trying to figure out what the hell that meant because he’s never seen a movie or experienced desire . So he has to decode dean winchester sentences of ALL things. While figuring out that hes gay and autistic. Dean winchester. Hammers. Now.

#etxt #it ain’t right what he did to that boy. #average first gay love but that don’t mean it’s right what he did to that man #spnwatch

[qkmlh]

Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!! #Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever! #Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/ #Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀 #Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

[goldensunset]

it’s a great time to be a brain enjoyer am i right

#this was side profile practice that turned into him. slap that man’s face onto the side of a scalan coin or something #i was requested to draw him though! very glad i have a passable rendition of him after so many joke attempts #khml #khux #kh brain #kingdom hearts #kh #eh i don’t really feel like tagging stuff. the right people will find it anyway if they care #my art #mine: kh #man the colors looked a lot better on my ipad. oh well #being a little dusty and desaturated ain’t gonna kill him. but i can’t wait to see what does (he’s totally still alive lbr)

[spidey-bie]

I'm trying to connect the dots here. There's gonna be a longer posts about this later but isn't the entire spider society's existence just a break in canon but itself. You have all these spider people gathered together in a world set in the far future and you think they're not gonna take stuff back with them? Hobie's constructed a whole multiverse watch with scraps that he stole. His universe is set in the 1970's Noir took a whole color cube. His universe is colorless. MIGUEL. SIR, MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

#the math ain’t mathin #Miguel's got some explaining to do here #my post doesn't make sense right now #but the cogs are turning #there's something here #atsv #hobie brown #spider noir #caps tw #miguel o'hara #atsv analysis #analysis #across the spider verse spoilers #itsv #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse analysis #across the spiderverse #spider man across the spider verse #satsv #jay and the spiders

[highladyofterrasen7]

“Eris supports women’s rights and women’s wrongs”

He… called mor a slut…

And bet up feyre

‘His dad told him to’ bitch stfu. He is over 500 years old. He is capable of making his own decisions

There has never been any sentence that gives any indication that he values women.

He was asking nesta’s brother in law, if he could marry her. After a single dance.

#Harry is right #man is pathetic but y’all just ain’t ready for that convo #sarah j maas #acotar #pro morrigan #anti eris #anti nesris #pro feyre #pro rhysand #‘cassian and Rhys could never’ #the cassian and Rhys that are ensuring the Illyrian women can defend themselves and have made wing clipping illegal? #feyre archeron #rhysand #azriel #cassian #anti azris #the inner circle #acosf #acowar

[hanakihan]

I live for jinchul and gunhee having a dynamic that has a little bit of everything in it

like they’re friends, they’re coworkers, they’re hunters, they’re a boss and a right hand man but most importantly they’re family

i absolutely live for gunhee playing along with jinchul’s work policy but it’s doesn’t mean anything stops gunhee from being an embarrassing doting father figure for jinchul

gunhee definitely has too much fun seeing his ‘adopted son’ dying inside from every embarrassing dad thing gunhee does

#solo leveling #woo jin chul #go gun hee #lmao when jinchul ain’t listening to chairman gunhee pulls out his dad privileges #‘you’re going to take a sick leave and rest at home young man’ #‘sir you can’t abuse your dad rights not like that—‘ #‘yes I can and don’t make me call my wife for her to use her mom rights’ #‘sir that’s illegal’

[xtraordinaryfangrl]

fun fact: if the main reason you don’t ship miles with gwen is because she’s a “snow bunny”?

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…

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YOU are a part of the problem.

#and this ain’t even about spider byte because I like her too #but y’all don’t know how to ship what you ship and keep it clean #AND EARTH 42 MILES IS RIGHT THUR HELLO #spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #atsv #interracial relationships #miles morales #shamiek moore #gwen stacy #hailee steinfeld #miles x gwen #gwen x miles #ghostspider #margo kess #spider byte #miles x margo

[jabesa0]

Your mammon is the canon mammon for me. His og character design is so bland 😭

I love og mammon more than the rest of the cast but yeah 😭😭 sometimes I b forgetting that he doesn’t look like the way I draw him sometimes so when I look at cards of him I go “oh…!” LMAOO

#asks #I forget too that sometimes he’s a bit….paler than I draw him </3 #it just ain’t right…. #that’s a brown man solmare!! #please let your card artists know that!!

[sadsongsandwaltzes]

Btw girlies, all the folks who are like “if he wanted to, he would” are right*. A man who is into you and invested in you and actually cares about you will absolutely do The Most just to be with you. You will not have to beg him for love and attention and effort.

*read this in a common sense way about effort and commitment and right behavior, don’t be dumb and pretend this post is a pass for expecting too much of your man and expecting him to read your mind or however else people have gotten stupid with this phrase. You know what it means. Don’t be uncharitable and dumb

#basically if a man shows you what he thinks about you #believe him #and tbh I don’t think all men who are low effort intend to do it #I think a lot of them dotn even realize it cuz they’ve never been truly head over heals for a lady before #so even if he’s not a bad man #if he ain’t acting like that #just accept it’s not the right fit and move on #cuz boy howdy. they will. they really will show you if they care about you that way

[correctmandos]

fennec: that shirt looks great, din

din: thanks

fennec: but I bet it would look even better on boba’s floor

boba: are you hitting on din… for me?

#well she ain’t his right hand man for nothin ! #the mandalorian #din djarin #boba fett #incorrect mandalorian quotes #fennec shand #chaotic fennec shand #bobadin

[synthville]

the thing is.

raffi isn’t half as strange or off-putting as she could be. given how she processes things and her vices she really should be so much more of an audacious eccentric obsessive schemer (love) and also just the biggest liar to ever do it. meddlesome as hell but it comes back to bite.

she’s got all the connects but also she’s been banned from multiple planets. it’s fine. she didn’t want to go back to any of them anyway. her access was revoked so why does she know so much about seemingly unconnected classified events and titbits. why don’t you. she happened upon that information. as one does. what’s with all the questions. smooth talks her way in and out of stupid situations daily because she can’t leave well enough alone and just has to get answers. she does not get her answers. rabbit holes that spawn labyrinths. whatever the futuristic version of a red string board is. rios breaking into her quarters because it’s been days and she’s replicated an alarming amount of wine but very little food and he hates the EMH but the nosey holo is right this cannot stand. she tries to be present because it was her idea to visit that one spa like planet in the first place but it’s physically impossible for her not to bring up whatever theory it is that’s plaguing her this time around. there’s something just outside her periphery and once she connects the dots she’ll let it go. really. the great pretender. an actual reckoning with her addiction and what’s at the root of it. why constantly numbing herself with various substances didn’t actually work. she can fool everyone but not herself. at least not well. all the fallout with people she loves that now want nothing to do with her (gabe?? hello that thread alone is so much) because of all the times she recklessly dismissed or used them for her own means all the while convincing herself it was about the big picture. being real with herself about the reality of starfleet and why she wants in so badly anyway. greater good huh. her tricked out encrypted tech because why accept bland federation equipment or adhere to legal limits when she can make things that much more fun with a little tweaking. that unassuming little trailer is fortified as fuck. eyescan fingerprint alphasymbolic code physical lock to even get past the front door. and obviously her tech self destructs upon intrusion this isn’t amateur hour. she might be living in a semi utopia but you still not about to catch her slipping. any and all conversations between cybernetist agnes jurati and intelligence officer raffaela musiker. rios needs them to stop making unauthorized changes to la sirena and cut it out with the emergency holo roundtables. everything to do with her and seven but twice the stubborn gay ridiculousness and entwinement. everyone is alive and well and in their rightful timelines. salivating. she’s barely putting in her weird girl hours and already people can’t take it imagine if they just leaned into making her a possessive obsessive little freak (positive!) and wrote/depicted everything with care? the layers. a hyper-competent-women-with-massive-issues-lover’s dream and the nasty bros and bigots who can’t fathom anyone other than a bland white guy as deserving of complexity or relevance would die on the spot amen. id EAT.

#raffi musiker #women who are giant weirdos my beloved #it’s not like she’s the first trek character with Personality but instead of #building an alter to her lmao #she’s rebuked #this world. it ain’t right… #thinking st jean luc was gon be anything but old man woes #very silly behaviour on my part😭 #but i couldn’t just not fall for raffi like that was never going to happen #she’s just. character of all time #this is the last time i get roped into a show riddled with unrealized potential (lying) #although whenever the show does climb out of jlps ass and remembers other characters need to be more than just ornamental #there are glimpses (some this season even) of how things could be if she was able to step into her power and it’s amazing lol #the moment for ultra forgiving self sacrificing black woman therapist friend has ended it’s time for arrogant freaks who are doing their be #& im not gon do it but making a series rewrite a passion project sounds like a GREAT way to tickle my crazy #lasirenas #.rfi

[tetsuskei]

daichi is a very fertile man i cannot explain it

#risu’s rambles ☆ #and so is gojo but this ain’t abt him right now #daichi biggg family man

[chrollohearttags]

I just need country boy reiner to come slap it on my forehead. Put me on my knees and grab my throat. Like I need all of that towering over me while telling me what to do..just stare at me like I’m his lil toy—

#I ain’t no pick me bitch but I’ll have his dinner on the table every night #washing drawls in the sink and all #that’s a man’s man right there #reiner brainrot #it’s getting bad y’all #I had a lapse in judgement yall forgive me

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

Ayaka: Chiori asked us to be in a movie

Ayato: I’ll do it on one condition — we have to be back before Thoma’s birthday

Ayaka: brother…obviously I wouldn’t have even brought it up if we’d have to miss Thoma’s birthday

Ayato: ok let’s go

#was just thinking like #thank goodness the film festival wrapped up before Thoma’s birthday #u can’t just ask a man to miss his malewife’s birthday #that ain’t right #Ayathoma #Kamisato Ayato #Kamisato Ayaka #Thoma #Genshin Impact //

[flowercrowngods]

you can’t just drop a line like this “he’ll have to get used to seeing dead people alive again” AND EXPECT ME TO NOT GO READ RIGHT THIS SECOND????

angst that is real and raw is my absolute favorite thing to read! (yes i like to torture myself) be sure to take care of yourself!!!!! writing heavy stuff like this can not be so kind to our mental health 💚

i’m so excited ahhdksndjciaj i want to read it so bad now

hdhdhd i am an INNOCENT LITTLE ANGEL who has done nothing wrong EVER and also never whumped a single character 😇

no but foreal there are a few sentences in there that just slay me. like these from a scene from chapter 8

Shell shocked. That’s what his grandpa called it sometimes when he talked about the war — or when he couldn’t talk at all on a bad day. As a child, Steve never understood it, and Grandpa had looked into his eyes, ruffled his hair, and told him, privately, away from prying ears, I hope you’ll never have to understand it, Steven.

It feels wrong to think that he understands it now, wrong to assume that he knows how Grandpa felt, because that man was a hero, he saved lives. He saved them. He won.

And Steve just… Steve just failed.

(…)

“Steve.”

A whisper, or maybe a scream. Either way, proof of life.

(…)

And then the first thing he can do after hours and hours of stillness is leaning into her touch, wrapping his arms around her in return; daring to be a person, a boy, a child.

“Steve,” El whispers again. “Steve. Not bad.”

He lets her words become his truth because they’re the only thing that’s left.

(…)

He closes his eyes and looks for words again. It’s less repulsive now, the thought of speaking. Less scary, not as insurmountable a task as before. Not with El, for some reason. Not when she’s the one who makes him human.

He needs to be known to be human.

:D see? innocent 😇

but yeah i am taking care of myself as best i can (which is close to not at all lmao)

love you lots please look away and focus on your essays 🤍🌷

#steve harrington whump #steve harrington #time travel au #i’ll try i’ll try #chapter 8 is intense but chapter 9?? i ain’t touching her. i think that one’s the worst yet actually oh man xD #anyway uh i keep calling myself out with these lines 🤓 if being known makes you human then i am hardly that at all #‘either way proof of life’ slays me again right now

[anxiousworm]

Shout out to this fucker for getting diabetes and still being a bottomless pit

#i love how dogs don’t correlate what they eat with their health #like a dog throws up from chocolate they’ll immediately go for it a second time #myphotos #the boy ain’t right #he lives up to his name #spice #he’s literally a dumpster tho #old man looking ass #dog #toy poodle