#this is 100% true and genuine

[lipt-97]

came back just to post these. okay bye

#gbf #belifaa #did you get triple zero (summon)? the sanfaa scissoring summon? SSS? i sierotixed it. It was awesome. Everythung in gbf is going right for #e except for the fact that i had to sieroticket it but its alright. just the notion of so much lucilius is just enough to put me back on my #feet again it’s almsot unreal how much lucilius-centric stuff theyve pushed out the past few months. his GBVSR debut. his summon. #Omg when I saw the gbfes fashion show i was a few seconds behind zen and she told me “You wont believe this” and I was like “WHAT? BELIEVE #WHAT? WHAT? WHAYT DO YOU MEAN” and the official lucilius cosplayer walked out in his robes it felt unreal unreal like it was seeing my onl #dreams come true after years and years of being like Theres no way they’d do that. There’s no way they’d make a cosplay for lucilius in his #robes because hes in his void outfit forever. BUT THEY DID…..AND THERE WAS BLOOD UNDER HIS SKIN….AND HIS LIPS WERE GLOSSED…AND HE HAD A LIT #LE BIT OF TAREME AND TSURIME (TARIME) ACTION ON HIS EYES AND EVERYTIME HE WALKED HIS ROBES KIND OF FLUTTERED AS HE SHUFFLED ALONG I HAD TO #SIT ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR lay down on the bathroom floor and I almpst puked from how nauseous it made me i was OVERJOYED BEYOND MY PHYSICAL #LIMITATIONS OF HAPPINESS . I WAS SO HAPPY. THIS YEAR HAS BEEN UTTERLY MISERABLE FOR ME AND I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS DEPRESSED SINCE HIGH SCHOOL #BUT SEEING LUCILIUS like this genuinely blew me off my socks . I don’t know if i should be 100% thankful because I’ve been trying to figure #out how to balance my emotional state with the media i consume but #I think i really needed it. thank you lucilius for ending my 2023

[brookheimer]

preparing

okay this is what i have so far -- anything i forgot (and what should i replace w it)???

#literally was not kidding. this is going to be a game for me #like i'm going to be fighting for my life in the roman trenches but it will be fucking HILARIOUS #roman roy #succession #these takes are only bad when entirely genuine btw. like will i say roman did nothing wrong? yes. do i actually think that? fuck no #but will it be true in my heart of hearts of hearts ? yes. just as jimmy mcgill did nothing wrong. just as vriska did nothing wrong #LMAO #100 #lolol did not mean for this to get notes fr. literally just the prototype version

[beanghostprincess]

what if. what if the reason Shanks didn't want to go to laugh tale right after Roger's execution is because he had realized that Devil Fruit users couldn't reach Laugh Tale... and he wanted to go TOGETHER with Buggy so he wanted to first figure out a way so he wouldn't get sick when they got there a second time and that's why he wanted to wait. But in the moment he couldn't figure out a way to communicate that clearly without offending Buggy/making him misinterpret it... too bad Buggy drew the worst possible conclusion anyway

What if I cried myself to sleep

#i want to die thank you for this #no but genuinely i think this is 100% true and real and it's canon to me #i want them to have closure so fucking bad #my poor shuggy heart #one piece #shuggy #red haired shanks #buggy the clown

[weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral]

ngl smile for the paparazzi is a genius song and I'm tired of pretending that cobra starship wasn't a genius band at times

#like i am 100 percent serious here #the way they commented on celebrity culture + scene culture was insane #because they put that satire under a layer of legitimate pop music #like smile for the paparazzi is on the same album as like. kiss my sass. #youre not in on the joke is on the same album as good girls go bad + hot mess #which i feel like is a commentary in itself of #you only know them by their hits (the pop hits that genuinely sound like any other scene pop song) #but hiding right under the surface of that is their true message and intent (celebrity culture is evil genuinely and ruins people) #ngl titling their first album while the city sleeps we rule the streets AND THEN having the opener of their second album commentate #on the dangers of the city nightlife for celebrities is insane actually #give them more credit please damn #cobra starship #gabe saporta

[tvckerwash]

wash tormenting the reds in the most petty ways possible because he's still pissed off about them hitting him with a car and then blowing him up in s8 is so important to me you don't even understand

#I'm pretty sure I've said it on my old blog before but wash is the blues older brother but to the reds? he's the neighborhood bully lmao #that scene in s13 where wash gets all the chorus soldiers to turn on grif for refusing to attend the training sessions? 100% an act of #calculated cruelty on wash's part lmao #oh oh or in s11 when wash hooked up blue base to the ships power but not the reds? also calculated lol #wash stealing all of their stuff in s10 will also always be a fav petty wash moment of mine #he is out to make them suffer and they're not even aware of it lol #rvb #agent washington #mine #not t/oaru #if i ever write my ct lives au fic I'm going so hard on petty grudge holding wash #he is an absolute menace but he's so lowkey about it that in universe trying to convince ppl that wash is as petty as he is #is nearly impossible #the only ppl aware of wash's true nature are the counselor the director ct alpha and probably maine (and maybe florida) #everyone else sees him in a similar light as his fanon characterization #that's part of the reason why i think lina was so shock in s10 when he turned his gun on her bc to her wash was always so subordinate that #she just genuinely never saw it coming #anyway wash/ct/maine friendship is so important to me. i like to include south in there too sometimes but honestly south comes off as a #loner type. like she doesn't mind ppl but no one except north is really willing to tolerate her uh....personality for long periods of time #shes very....reactive and emotionally charged #but tbh id be that way too if i was stuck with north #north unironically reminds me of my dad but not in the good way lol #god my tags are all over the place #audhd brain goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[edenexxe]

i have not seen a single post about we don't need another song about california and i think that is criminal.

like.

yall are sleeping on "stop and stare at the accidents that start to bore you" and "we're anywhere where the city lights are hopeless for you"

#i genuinely 100% recommend this song #its on like #apple music and youtube #mcr #my chemical romance #danger days #ddttlotfk #ttlotfk #danger days the true lives of the fabulous killjoys

[zeroducks-2]

"Batman should be a good parent because he's the hero of the story so it makes no sense that he abuses his kids. He's a paragon of justice and so he must also be a good father." - a take I've seen around recently

Have you considered that Bruce isn't supposed to be a perfect person?

He's a hero to the people he helps, he's not a hero in every facet of his life. He's a paragon of justice when a sick and twisted society won't punish criminals because of corruption and bribery, he's not a paragon of justice in the sense that he will always stand for what is right - what's right and wrong strongly depends especially for a 80+ yo character. He's selfless when it comes to his mission because he refuses to have a normal life, and sacrifices his own happiness for the greater good of Gotham and the rest of the world, but he's not selfless in the sense that he will prioritize the well being of his family over everything else.

Bruce is often written as someone who is a control freak, paranoid, domineering, and to be Batman it kind of makes sense that he needs to be. His mission is noble and so are his actions, but he's a flawed human being who will also hurt those who love him, will cross other people's boundaries, will be physically violent and emotionally dry.

Yes he's a good parent sometimes and often he's also a very good person, but to be honest if he was a perfect paragon of righteousness without a single flaw I wouldn't like him nearly as much as I do. He's interesting because he's imperfect, and if I want to read about a character who's the picture of emotional and moral perfection, I pick up a Superman comicbook.

#Tbh I think it boils down to people wanting him to be a good parent because they enjoy good parent Bruce #Which is valid #But 'it's OOC of him to abuse his kids' is just not true #And to be 100% honest the instances of him NOT abusing his kids and being a genuinely good parent are... Not Many #Yes he has been a good father here and there but it's spotty at best #There's Wayne Family Adventure to satisfy every Good Dad Bruce urge #The canon comics ain't it #Bruce Wayne #Batman #My meta

[casteliacityramen]

(@lightofunova) Reshi@Aki/Rio: As she left the library, she found herself facing a face from the crowd earlier. It made her freeze for a moment, before she spoke. “I- I apologize if you were affected by my outburst earlier. It was unbecoming of me.” she started off. “I hope there is some way I can make it up to you, I don’t want that to be the only impression of me you have.”

Rio, initially stiff as a board, softens at Reshi as she confided in her. This was definitely not what she was used to. She was expecting a half-hearted gesture to save face to a mortal, saving their sense of dignity. Yet here she was, genuinely apologizing. It was... nice?

"Oh, I-" Rio paused.

For a second, she thought about brushing it off, but Reshi's soft spoken words almost distracted her from the fact that this was a Reshiram. A God of truth. She was going to have to make her next words very... very carefully.

"I was just… REALLY surprised," Rio's lips curled into an awkward smile as she brought her drink to her lips. It was the truth, but by all the Gods above, she was downplaying it.

"You don't have to make it up to me, I--" Rio paused yet again. why is this so much harder than usual? Just tell the truth.

"I would like to know a little more about you. A little reset so that we can work past what happened. If it'd make you more comfortable, I can start."

"I'm Rio."

NOT LIKE THAT!

"UH... I'm going by Aki at the gala because... I'm nervous around all of these legendaries and I feel like hiding under a fake name gives me a protective shield if I accidentally offend somebody...

So, uh... find anyone you fancy here?"

#100% #like a fish out of water #rio #orange=true and/or genuine #rockruff #sinsibgala #pokeask #pokemon ask blog #doodle quality gonna be a little low because i wanna do more sinsibgala stuff but idk if i have the spoons to draw them fully

[weird-unlimited-ramblings]

I love all of you dearly, but Terry is definitely getting multiple messages a day from Ron. Like it’s been 25 years since Lark summoned the doodler. So to Ron it’s been daily and he hasn’t seen Terry in 27 years. For Terry it’s probably been like 12ish, and every couple hours he gets a message from Ron. Also Ron is canonically alive when Terry is like in his late teens (?) at the throne of the doodler. Idk time lines are confusing.

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #genuinely sorry if this makes you more or less upset #every time I see someone be like Terry has been getting messages from Ron for twenty seven years I just #also sorry if this post annoys you #Ive been holding back for two weeks #it could also totally be a continuity error #that’s 100% true #terry stampler #Ron stampler #I’ve relistened to season 2 episode 1 too many times for this to be ignored #also technically means that every couple hours Terry was reminded of how much Ron loved him #it’s sweet #if they go to heaven I imagine it will be ignored #hells time worked differently too

[bllakcat]

WHERE SHOULD YOU BE KISSED?

𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐊. you are made of light. your cheeks hurt from grinning, sun - kissed &. lifting in a bubbling laugh. you should be kissed there. &. often. a reminder that you are a joy to be around, &. that your smiling face is a gift.

tagged by : @gunbash thank you chuckles !! 🖤 tagging : @lukosphia , @klaeus , @untodeath ( a muse of your choice! ) @redemn , @fortrauma , @s6ider , @l1sten , @juergarnot &. you!!

#idk did this fit 100% but it is also ... true 👀 #her genuine smile - it is so beautiful #⋄ ⊰ bad luck is better than no luck at all. › character study. ❜

[floralovebot]

i think it's really funny when people look at Everything about riven and conclude that he just hates all rich people when his best friend is literally Rich Boy McGee

#his hate for rich people is not black and white #his hate and distrust of sky is not black and white #and im sorry but seriously reducing his personality to Just hates all rich people is a big disservice to his character #like obviously if youre just making jokes its whatever #but Seriously and Genuinely saying that riven just hates rich people regardless doesnt track with his personality #yes its true that he doesnt trust rich people and that he recognizes they get unfair advantages in life #but riven's love and trust of nabu and his hate and distrust of sky go hand in hand #nabu proved that he wasn't Like That. that he wasn't just some asshole with cash to burn #he never looked down on riven or assumed that riven wouldn't be capable of something #meanwhile characters like sky do and have done those exact things #riven hates things like capitalism and nepotism and rich people who dont realize how good they have it #but he's still able to be kind and normal with rich people who prove they aren't like that #and ik this seems like a small thing but it really highlights his level of empathy and willingness to understand people #riven is 100% in a position where he could just hate all the specialists and winx and refuse to play nice with them #but he doesn't! because the ones who have proven they're Good despite their advantages in life still deserve to be - #treated like people to him! he knows the difference between a person like nabu and a person like sky #and i really feel like that detail shouldn't be thrown away by the fandom #Especially since so many people like to pretend he's just an evil guy who hates everyone #his strong moral judgment is integral to his personality #winx riven

[seilon]

every newer gen kpoppy who calls it revolutionary every time a big name bg member wears something vaguely skirt-like should be required to watch lee sungjong of infinite putting his whole pussy into performing coming of age ceremony by park jiyoon wearing the song's classic form-fitting black side-slitted dress with zero gimmicks way back in 2012

#its Required Material re: historical kpop genderfuckery #no but im 100% for real. this was in the middle of the era where bg members doing gg songs in drag and whatnot was a really #common gag at concerts and in variety shows and whatnot- especially using bg members who were/are considered the most effeminate #basically it was a big Joke and never taken seriously. alot of the time the dances would be exaggerated and whatnot and yeah they #werent like. REAL covers. werent usually respectful of the original gg/female idol's work and all that. haha man in dress type humor #i know if you're old enough to be following me and into kpop you probably know this already and im talking into space but whatever #anyway. sungjong said fuck that and fucking killed it with a genuine live cover (dance And vocals) of coming of age ceremony #which- as you can imagine based on the title- isnt just an iconic female idol song but one that's blatantly about female sexuality #and whatnot. wore the dress that's in the original mv (or something very similar) and didnt play it up with a wig or anything like that #(like what's usually the case when male idols cover gg songs to make it more clear that its a Costume and they are Crossdressing rather tha #just. being a guy and wearing a dress.) #did not shy away from the sexiness of the dance AT ALL to the point of riding the floor at one point more or less which. god fucking damn #but anyway. it's totally true to the original and is unapologetically sexy in an inherently orientation-fucking gender-fucking way and GOD #wish it got more attention than it did because THAT is revolutionary. thats the first performance i ever saw where a male idol did a #female idol song in the original female idol outfit live without any gimmick or even the implication that it COUNTS as drag. its SUCH a #big deal imo. and it helps that its really fucking hot but thats neither here nor there. anyway. i know its been years but i still have so #many feelings and opinions about sungjong's coming of age ceremony performance ghfgjhdgfdh WATCH IT #sungjong #infinite #kibumblabs

[athenawasamerf]

Gyns, I’m about to be the TERFiest intern at the hospital.

They’re glow in the dark (and I’ll be removing the charms for surgeries) and funky. I’m considering buying the extra HP jibbitz packs for variety.

#personal #radfem #Harry potter #no one come for me #my cousin got the neon pink Barbie ones #her boyfriend picked an edgy skull themed one #at least I’m being genuine and true to myself #bc her Barbie crocs were 100% motivated by Barbie being The Thing rn #and he’s like. fully dedicated to his projected self image of being dark and mysterious and cool #even though he’s just annoying as shit #so there

[musclesandhammering]

I know this is such an unpopular opinion but like…….. X-5 needs to be a part of the team. He’s such an asshole and a little shit and all he rly wanted was freedom, and I know if he wasn’t hiding information from them, he and Loki would get along so well.

#plus tbh he didn’t do anything wrong at all??? #other than refusing to tell them where sylvie was at first #all he wanted was to be free and live his life and wasn’t that what loki/the team was fighting for? #he’s a real piece of shit but I need him to have a semi-redemption arc #and now that he deserted and seems to be scared of Dox I need him to explain #wtf that awkward moment between them was in the last episode #like I genuinely thought he was gonna be her son or her love interest but after seeing him here… #yeah I definitely don’t think either of those things are true #so maybe he was just like her teacher’s pet right hand man who was 100% under her thumb type thing #idk #anyway #hunter x-5 #loki 2x02 #Loki 2x02 spoilers #loki spoilers #loki series

[deadpresidents]

Which Landon would make a better President: Alf or Michael?

First of all, I'd like to congratulate you for almost certainly being the first person to ever reference Michael Landon on Tumblr. I'm guessing that two or three generations of my readers had to do a Wikipedia search to figure out who that was.

Anyway, I think the more pertinent question is which Alf would make a better President? Landon or...well...Alf?

I think we all know the correct answer to that question. However, one potential issue might be that the news about President Biden's dog biting Secret Service agents would pale in comparison to the scandal of President Alf eating scores of cats while in office.

And, someone may need to double-check this fact, but I'm pretty sure that Alf has had more Electoral votes cast on his behalf over the years than Alf Landon actually received (8 total Electoral votes) in his landslide defeat to Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1936:

#Serious Questions #Alf #Alf Landon #1936 Election #Presidents Who Eat Cats #History #Genuine 100% True History #Not hypothetical #Alf 2024 #Poltiics #What if?

[cowboy-robooty]

CONTEXT. THIS IS A SPINOFF MANGA WHERE ONE OF LE YAOI BOYS IN THE ORIGINAL MANGA HAD GERMANYS HAIRSTYLE, BUT IN THIS SPINOFF THAT FEATURES HIM AS A PARTICIPANT OF YAOI HE HAD A HAIRSTYLE CHANGE. THIS IS A PANNEL SHOWING THAT THE EDITOR REQUESTED THE HAIRSTYLE CHANGE. LITERALLY THEY SAID GERMANYS HAIRSTYLE IS TOO FUCKING UGLY FOR YAOI IM LOLING IM LOLING SO HARD GERMANY IS SO FUCKING UGLYYUWISIE AHAHAKOWKSOS HE IS SO UGLY HE IS SO FAILLLLLL AINT NOBODY LIKE BLONDE SLICKED BACK HAIR PLEASEEEE EVERYBODY FUCKING HATES IT. TOO UNFUCKABLE. AINT NOBODY BUYING A YAOI OFF DA SHELVES WITH A CUT THAT BAD PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

#THIS IS SO TRUE RHOUGH GENUINELY #im a germany is ugly believer #i think hes not like insanely ugly but hes really mid. like unattractive leaning eveb #cuz he got that fuckin ugly ass hair style and he looks older than everybody else bc hes so stressed out 24/7 and he has dry skin and #blue eyed stare and too much muscle for conventional attractiveness and always looks like hes in pain and Blonde Eyelashes #like he aint beautiful or pretty from a conventionally attractive way u feel me? #dont ever get me wrong hes my ultimate oople doople evar and hes the most beautiful to me but also hes ugly <3 #i like it bc it adds to his intimidation factor and gap moe #while italy is beautiful and does skin care and shit and hes like 'uwaa jahmany youre sooo kawaii' (says this to a man who makes it snow #when he scratches elbows) #and italy means it 100% deadass slash gen jesse too #robooty kun #not abt me but this is something i wanna save