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dapper-lil-arts · 2 months
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THAT'S RIGHT BABEY I'M WRITING A FIC OF SHREK 1 BUT IT'S RARIJACK LETS GOOOO And it's gloriously dumb. I love it.
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starlightkun · 7 months
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i liked rebels, but the way almost (excluding maul) every villain (yes, including kallus) gets sidelined and minimized as threats bothers me a lot. it's not even that the show is sidelining them in favor of more emotionally based conflict, because rebels stays pretty lighthearted and action-based for most of its length. it just doesn't care about showing off and utilizing its frankly impressive and large roster of villains at all because of how afraid it is of having stakes.
as much as i love thrawn and enjoy many of his main moments and episodes in the series, i don't like how he became the main villain instead of the inquisitors, who were all killed off as soon as possible. rukh being a worse inquisitor-fill-in (in the sense that he is there to be a serious threat and hunter of the main characters) also felt so. forced. even though they had hinted about him appearing since pretty early on in thrawn's run as the main villain. and the pellaeon name-drop was pander-y and i'm mad about it.
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thana-topsy · 9 months
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I’ve lost count of who all has tagged me in a WIP Wednesday post, so THANK YOU all my beautiful tesblr buddies. I was very busy yesterday, and today was hectic as well, so I’m rolling in late.
I’ll double whammy my wips and include some art and some writing. The brainrot continues, and I believe it to be terminal at this stage.
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Urag with an undercut. Urag With An Undercut.
And here's a snippet from the fic I'm currently working on featuring these guys again some more:
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“Thought I might find you up here.”
Enthir took another long drag from his cigarette, his eyes trained on the lights of Winterhold, winking like distant stars across the dark chasm that separated the city from the college. He exhaled, the wind snatching away the smoke as soon as it left his lips. “Were you looking for me?”
Urag leaned against the wall to his right, upwind. “It’d been a few days since I’d last seen you slinking around the grounds.”
“Business in town,” Enthir said by way of explanation. “Been staying at the Hearth.” 
He saw Urag study his profile out of the corner of his eye, but Enthir didn’t look at him. “There’s more to it than that.”
Fuck you, old man, Enthir thought. He sighed and put the rolly out on the stone wall before flicking the butt over the side, watching it fall down into the darkness. “Got a visit from an old… friend.” He tongued the inside of his cheek. “Troubling news.”
“It never ends, does it?” Urag said with a sigh.   
“Apparently not.” Enthir arched his back, stretching until his sternum popped. “I’ll tell you more. Inside, though. Not gonna freeze my nuts off over all this.”
Urag followed Enthir back to his cramped quarters in the Hall of Attainment. He wasted no time making himself at home in one of the chairs, toeing off his boots and propping his feet up on Enthir’s bed. Enthir paced around the room, organizing some of the bits and bobs he’d left lying around—shuffling papers into stacks, dropping loose jewelry into various boxes. 
“I’ve long known the Guild has been going through hard times,” he started to explain. “Thanks to the near-endless business of our colleagues, I don’t have to rely on them as much as I used to. The new Arch-Mage had me nervous for a while there, but I think we’ve reached an understanding.”
“Wickwing is no Savos,” Urag agreed. “But she’d make an enemy of herself if she tried to push you out of the college. She’s smart enough not to mess around with the established order of things, so long as it’s good for the school.”
“Thank you for the vote of confidence,” Enthir muttered. 
“Did you step away from the Guild when it started going downhill?”
Enthir paused, looking down at the book on the top of the stack in his hands: The Nightingales by Gallus Desidenius. “You know when I stepped away from the Guild. And why.”
Urag grunted, but said nothing else on the matter. “So why’s their business your business all of a sudden? Just wash your hands of them. You’re doing them a favor, the way I see it. A fence this far north?” He clicked his tongue in lieu of finishing his sentiment. 
“That’s where this friend comes in.” He shoved the books one by one onto the shelf over his desk. “Karliah.”
“Karliah.” Urag repeated the name, as if thumbing through the dusty catalogs in his mind for the association attached to it. “Ah, right. Gallus’s woman.”
A needle of pain in Enthir’s chest made him wince. “Yep.”
“Didn’t she–?”
“Nope.”
Urag grunted again. “Well, that certainly shakes things up.”
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yahoodarling · 2 years
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This is my first time requesting and uhh- Yandere!Al Haitham with also a yandere!male reader bc my current brainrot is yandere!male readers with add in handcuffs or even simple tied up to the bed al haitham- ehehe
Aww honey, thank you for trusting me to be your first <3
I wasn't sure if you'd want smut or anything so i just kept it SFW and focusing on the build up. Shout if you want something more nsfw, i only write it for requests that clearly ask for it. Anywho~
Yandere!AlHaitham X Yandere!Male Reader
Warnings: Yandere themes such as stalking, restraints and sedation
Al Haitham was a calculated man. He was always ten steps ahead of everyone else and with that came the freedom to control most aspects in his life. He was rather spoiled because of this, always eventually getting what he wanted, never stopping until he achieved his goal whether that be a research topic, information from others or even to have you in his grasp. He covered all his bases, never seeming suspicious, never revealing the fact that deep down he craved your attention and touch in his life. This was Al Haitham, the emotionless, stern genius scribe of the academia, why would he bother himself with being obsessed over someone or partaking in something so trivial as a crush?  That was the image he put out of himself to deter anyone from finding out the true rooted nature he had. He was anything but emotionless. Every time he caught a glimpse of your figure his mind flooded with thoughts, every time he saw you with someone he deemed ‘too close’ anger and frustration would bloom and every time you spared a moment of your time to talk with him hope, love, infatuation overtook his senses.  He believed he understood all there was to you, enough that he could control you. He only waited for the perfect time to stage out his flawless plan.
You thought Al Haitham was smarter than this. Really, for being known as a genius he was acting so obvious. To have his gaze on you was exhilarating, even more was knowing you took his full attention. You couldn't help but inwardly laugh as you felt Al Haitham fume at the sight of you talking to a fellow scholar. He was always somehow in a shadow near you and you loved it. It was rather cute to see Al Haitham develop an obsession for you, much like the one you had for him, however you were much better at keeping your interest unnoticed. You'd play Al Haithams game, let him follow you, let him make up reasons to talk to you and even allowed him to intrude on your private spaces, the recording device that sat in your room linked to his Akasha Terminal, the missing items of clothing or even allowing him to chase away people in your life. You knew he was doing this all and let him be, actinging innocent and unknowing while soaking in depravity and feasting on the obsession he gave you. When Al Haithams eyes weren't on you yours were on him. You felt rather proud, between the two of you you knew you were the more love sick individual. Al Haitham liked to watch you sleep? Well, not once had he broken into a house at the dead of night, loomed over a sleeping figure and studied their body with soft touches, whispering sweet words of encouragement and filthy praise like you had to him. You didn't need to try to force yourself into Al Haithams life, he eagerly did that for you.
“And what are your plans now?” Al Haitham spoke to you as you both sat enjoying a lunch out. 
“I'm not sure. Now that I've finished this task I don't know what to start with. I've been so busy it's weird to be free like this.” You played along
“I see.” Al Haitham nodded 
This was the perfect time to rile him up a little.
“I did have this one idea though.” Al Haitham perked his head in interest. “I think it would be rather fun to join the traveler on one of their adventures for a while. Maybe that will spark a new idea.”
To the average person they'd see Al Haitham and simply assume he was thinking about how valid your idea was but you knew you caused panic within him. If you left to travel it would be a lot harder for him to monitor you without being caught. You could only wonder how he was going to try to deter you from going.
“Don't you think that is rather fruitless? I recall my time with them and I'll say that they tend to focus on their own journey and don't like being disturbed. I think you'd find more success in getting inspired by revisiting an old concept you've had or perhaps starting a hobby rather than just involving yourself into someone else's life, maybe relaxing at home for a while. You have just completed a major task, give yourself time to recover”
How amusing, his desperation was so adorable you just wanted to reach over to him and hold him tight against you.
“That would be best wouldn't it?” you slumped in your seat. The twinkle of victory in Al Haithams eyes were anything but subtle as he cocked a smile.
“I would say so, yes.”
Al Haithams heart raced like crazy against his chest. He can't allow you to leave, he can't risk it so he finally made up his mind to bring you home with him and keep you there. Late evening in Sumeru City and you were preparing for bed, he could tell as he watched through the recording device as you settled down in your sheets and read a book in dim light. With him Al Haitham carried a light sedative just to make moving you easier and some rope in case he needed it. The prospect of treating you like he always wished drugged his mind as he found it hard to concentrate on camouflaging his actions. Getting into your house was easy and once he was inside he had to focus himself on his goal and not to be tempted into taking in your living space, all your decor and the smell of you imbedded in the house. Perhaps he will make a return trip and gather a few of your things to bring back and make your new home, his house, more comfortable. Soon he was at your room, leaning behind the door and peering into the room through the slight gaps where the door attached to the wall. He will be quick, the sooner he gets you sedated the less struggle you would make and easier it will make it for the both of you. He can't just run in though, that will scare you. Perhaps the power of confusion will buy him enough time to get close to you. Casually he walked through the door and into your room.
Of course you looked surprised suddenly seeing him in your house but since he was a friend rather than fear you looked deeply confused.
“Al Haitham? What- What are you doin-”
He kept walking up close, hiding the rope and sedative behind his back.
“I just had something urgent to tell you, it can't wait.'' He was now a step away from the bed.
“Oh? What may that be-!!”
Al Haitham quickly leaned over, attempting to grasp your arm, however, he never knew you were prepared, he never knew you wouldnt be so dumb as to let him take control.
Quickly you pushed the vial to the side and shoved the man onto your bed as you lent into a gap next to your bed, took hold of the handcuffs you kept there and immediately restrained him onto the bed frame. You took the rope he dropped and got on tying down the rest of his limbs while it was Al Haithams turn to be left in confusion. It happened so quickly. From being in control to being tied down in an instant.
You stood up off the bed, breathing roughly and just taking in the sudden change of mood. Excitement pooled in you, absolute glee flooded your veins as you needed a moment to recover from such an amazing feeling. You knew someday Al Haitham would attempt to kidnap you so you always kept a pair of handcuffs at your bedside and finally they were getting some use. 
“That was amazing!” you sang and looked at the man restrained in YOUR bed. “Haha, you can't imagine how long I've been waiting for this!” you knelt on the bed and sat yourself over this chest looking down on him and taking in the sight of his face up so close and awake. You held his cheekbones and caressed them with your thumbs, feeling over his pale skin and reveling in the feeling. You leaned down and gave his head a quick kiss, before pulling back and resting your forehead against his.
“You've made me the happiest man alive Al Haitham. Thank you! Thank you for feeding my love like this.”
He didnt know how to respond. On the one hand he was scared, not expecting this from you and being unable to move or resist and yet on the other you were giving him your full attention which he craved for. It was a mix of revelation and love he didn't know how to respond to. You traced his chest crevice with your hands and slowly calmed down. You wanted nothing more but to collapse and lay next to him and just adore him.
“You know, I think you were wrong today. I don't think it is me that needs a break, perhaps it is you.” You lay down beside him and brought his head in your arms to your chest where you gently threaded your fingers through his hair. “You've been thinking so hard and so much, don't you think its time to just be looked after by someone else? Let someone else do the thinking and you can just enjoy what you love.” Al Haitham finally gave into you, closed his eyes and hummed against you in agreement. 
“It's getting late my dear.” You said hushed “We can discuss this further in the morning.’ You pulled an extra cover over the two of you and switched off the last remaining light. The feeling of being next to the man you loved so dearly was euphoric and you'd do anything in your power to keep it so.
Perhaps Al Haitham will willingly stay with you and never leave your hold or perhaps you'd need to keep him tied onto your bed for the rest of your time. Personally, you liked that idea more but those things can be addressed in the morning. All that mattered was that you were happy and he was where he belonged. You both got the love you crave so dearly for
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druidshollow · 3 months
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You've reached "Au of an Au" stage. The Brainrot is now terminal. There is no escape
im already unsure of what to do for a major plot decision because i like both ideas a lot so we might even be looking at au of an au of an au if we keep going this way. REALLY my rain world oc lore is different than my headcanons for the actual game so its kind of an au in its own right (the way i do time is weird, i draw iterators way more expressive than i think they really are, my idea for the mass ascension is DEFINITELY not the idea the game is trying to give us ((but its too ingrained into rivers' and flowers' story now. the plot just doesnt happen if the mass ascension isnt a sudden attack like that because otherwise rivers would be dead and flowers would just die of old age eventually and reincarnate as a trashworm or some shit)) ) so we might Already be at au of an au of an au
i need to go to bed LMAO
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ok so hear me out (inspired by this one other post that i can’t find rn)
the women who always plays fourths mom (lookwa?) and the one who played tinns mom in my school president staring in a queer drama
and of fourth is there because you can’t have his mom without him
and there’s also my girl love (who you may know as pa from bad buddy) as the other women’s daughter
and the show starts off with the two moms getting to know each other and in the beginning stages of dating, but their child don’t like each other at first (not hate, but a sort of i wouldn’t talk to you if our parents weren’t dating kind of thing)
but ofc the mom start to fall in love and the relationship gets deeper (this is like halfway thro the show) so we see fourth and loves characters having to deal with each other more and more (because at this point they are all moving in together)
and here is when the focus shifts to the children, because the first half of the show was all about the moms romance
but now it’s fourth and love (their characters) trying to learn to get along, which is & isn’t helped by the fact that he has a crush on the older brother of love’s best friend (the easy/obvious answer is that is gemini, i don’t have anyone in mind for the friend)
and ofc love is already happily in a relationship with my girl milk’s character because i love them so very much
so she spends a generous amount of time teasing her new brother, before eventually giving in and helping him win gemini’s character over
also maybe satang and winny are in there somewhere as well (i’m SORRY the brainrot is terminal)
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w0rped-moss · 9 months
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Wait WAIT WAIT hold on you mentioned so much other interesting things !! I've only watched the show so far so I don't know what the creators have said about him or what other material/media there is about this gay ass elf
I wouldn't want a "redemption" for him either. I honestly just want more context, more perspective, more information about him from him specifically. Also I do hope that someone treats him nicely. He can get a cookie. He deserves one I think.
oh I can feel myself becoming violently ill about him welp here we go. Letting myself get pulled in.
there are a few short stories (where it’s confirmed that he doesn’t like other Startouch elves because they’re arrogant. really saying a lot when mr “possesses some kids just to bully them (revealing that he can do that) and flirt (???) with the dragon queen and blowing a kiss to shatter his only contact with the outside world besides viren” calls YOU arrogant) and also he gets some eve symbolism in his birthday short. he can have a little woman coding. as a treat. he’s also confirmed to be a Scorpio. which idk anything about zodiac signs but that seems on brand.
I’m already on stage 5 terminal blorbo brainrot about him join the club
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bun-haired-nutjob · 8 months
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Girl your autism is definitely autisming
omg thank you!!! :3
(i am going to assume this is to do with all the bocchi content as of late btw lol)
i have REALLY gotten into bocchi the rock because quite honestly it's almost the perfect show and series - it deals with social anxiety and feelings of inadequacy in such a great and understanding way, it has like 0 male characters so no het love interests, and it's about as gay as it can get without actually saying it out loud
this will sound REALLY stupid but I see myself in Bocchi, and when I see Kessoku Band shining and doing well and getting along and having fun, I see that it's not impossible for someone like me to experience relationships (friendships and romantic relationships) like what Bocchi does
also the jokes are really funny, the music fucks so hard, there are 20 million tsunderes and tomboys and other tropes that i love so fucking much, and i really just feel seen by the series
if this wasn't about bocchi then my brainrot has progressed to a terminal stage 💀
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donghun-s · 8 months
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the stays freaking out abt chris being in every "just some guy" poll as if his name isnt literally chris. one of the most justsomeguy names ever. like love and light to yall but his justsomeguyism is part of the appeal to me. like i have had stage 4 terminal chris brainrot since 2017 bc some part of me knows that i could literally see just some guy like that at the grocery store. or in my college library at 2am. or at the dentist. that's why i can never escape.
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txttletale · 2 years
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girl, you’ve been offered the big deal, don’t look back impossible perks of the lifestyle: gold and black
made an ianthe mix to further the wretched, evil, pathetic womean agenda. you can listen to it on spotify. the cover art is by the lovely @octakiseron
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ipreferfiction · 2 years
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Interview with a Fic Writer
i was tagged by Lee My Beloved (@revanchxst), this looks like a ton of fun!
1) how many works do you have on AO3?
19 total
2) what's your total AO3 word count?
277,051. It's not a ton, esp not compared to others, but it'll increase a lot over my next couple of series.
3) what are your top 5 fics by kudos?
in order: The Bond Between, oneshot, tcw, gen (ahsoka & obi-wan)
we'll hold each other soon (in the darkest of rooms), oneshot, kotor, cassus fett/mandalore the ultimate. important caveat - this fic got hit with that kudos bot right after it was posted, so though it's listed as my second highest fic, i have no way to gauge its real kudos count
Dragon's Rise, wip, asoiaf, jon snow/daenerys targaryen
Wasteland, oneshot, tcw/ot, gen (obi-wan & anakin)
How Far We've Come, oneshot, lockwood & co, gen - focused on quill kipps
4) do you respond to comments? why or why not?
i try to, yes! i've fallen a little behind for general chaotic life reasons, but assuming the comment isn't an outright hate comment, i will try to respond as much as possible.
5) what's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?
i never actually got around to writing it, and i unpublished it a couple months ago because i knew i'd never finish it, but it was a lockwood & co. backstory fic for kipps. and it essentially ended with all of his friends and the girl he loved dying in various ways to ghosts; the final scene was him standing over the girl's grave.
6) what's the fic you've written with the happiest ending?
uhhhhh i don't actually tend to write fics with happy endings? at least the traditional flavor of them. ultimately, it'll end up being start a war, but that is still in its very early stages, and to get a happy ending, it's got a lot of trauma for everyone to get through first.
7) do you write crossovers?
i... used to, with my own ocs, and sometimes i still write them in my head because it's fun to make my horrible ocs from different works meet each other. but in terms of actual writing i'd post, no, though i do love fusions; my biggest project to date is a swtor/kotor/hp fusion, and i have a swtor/mass effect fusion floating around with @revanchxst
8) have you ever received hate on a fic?
yes. usually i laugh because it never manages to be coherently thought-out, but occasionally it's just... someone being rude. then i just tend to move on.
9) do you write smut? if so, what kind?
oh god. fuck. yes, and it is almost universally intensely Loyalty Kink. there is always a Dynamic there, and for a weird amount of them there's an incredibly strong dom/sub dynamic, for others it's a loyalty kink. in one case it is. weird loyalty, an intense amount of dissociation, horrible decisions, blood magic, a mental bond, ill-advised ritual knives, and more dissociation. also internalized homophobia and weird amounts of dysphoria, for a cis character. and active withdrawal from what is essentially a magic addiction. i don't know how it fits in one doc either.
10) have you ever had a fic stolen?
nope!
11) have you ever had a fic translated?
not that i know of, no
12) have you ever co-written a fic before?
yes! several, actually, with @revanchxst, and we've got several in the works too.
13) what's your all time favorite ship?
oh god i can't pick one. frankly Scourge/Jedi Knight ends up being one of my absolute favorites for the angst potential, the loyalty, all of it. Exar Kun/Ulic Qel-Droma has given me terminal brainrot and they're never going to leave. Revalek is an old classic, they're so awful and i adore them. i am also immensely, immensely fond of Theon/Robb from asoiaf for incredibly horribly crunchy loyalty reasons. also the i should have been with him. where was i? i should have died with him kills me Every God Damned Time.
14) what's a WIP that you want to finish, but don't think you ever will?
anything from a fandom i'm no longer really part of tbh, which includes my lockwood & co stuff.
15) what are your writing strengths?
i like to think i'm good at putting a lot of emotion into darker stuff, and frankly i'm very fond of how i write Force/magic/whatever visions and powers. it's always been a favorite of mine.
16) what are your writing weaknesses?
dialogue. i hate dialogue so much. if it's not a big dramatic speech, it's awful. i hate having to write characters' reactions and movements in, and the whole thing always feels stiff and awful.
17) what are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?
it depends! i think that if you're doing more than a phrase or something that's very significant for some. idk, ritual or ceremony or something then it's better to simply indicate via italics or something else that the dialogue isn't in english (or whatever language the fic is in, but i write in english). but i love seeing bits of other languages thrown in there, be they real or conlangs, and i think a lot of readers also like little things like that, as long as they have an easy way to translate it!
18) what was the first fandom you wrote for?
uhhhh honestly i think it was Sherlock? that was certainly the first real fic i posted that i remember. naturally, it was about my oc, Sherlock's secret younger sister. i was like... 12
19) what's a fandom/ship you haven't written for yet, but want to?
frankly, if i have any ideas, they get at least partially written immediately. so in my docs i basically have all the stuff i currently want to write for. however, i want to write more cassus/mandalore the ultimate and exar/ulic.
20) what's your favorite fic you've written?
start a war, without hesitation. i am in love with this fic and the characters, and the entire series is going to be incredibly fun to write. the hp au is a very, very close second, especially any parts with my favorite horrible rat bastard (not that many, but i love him).
and i will tag. hm. @sith-shenanigans when you have brain, @comradevo, @tarrevizsla, and anyone else who wants to do this
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ybcpatrick · 3 years
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Def expected you to say your front to back movie would be the ybc 😅
no see you have a fantastic point that is 105% a movie i know front to back. it just doesn't have dialogue so i can't necessarily quote it! but like i could PERFORM that esteemed fucking cinematic experience on a stage at the drop of a hat gimme the yellow contacts i'm in that bitch YESTERDAY. i can (and OFTEN DO) play srar in the ybc order and watch the movie in me noggin and that's how i know it's terminal brainrot
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josephspisskink · 4 years
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jojo brainrot getting to terminal stages i've started to genuinely like joseph as a character and not just in a horny way
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