#this is spiraled by me finally making progress in my law fics

[whatstheoccasion]

soo i have an ao3 now :)

#[ important ] #i mean. i always had jt #it #since 2014 actually #and i havent taken a look at those bookmarks in years #but i finally decided to post my works there! #ill be reposting some of my works there #so go take a look if you want :) #this is spiraled by me finally making progress in my law fics #and wanting to post them in ao3 to make them more legible #since its going to be multi chaptered #and tumblr links sometimes dont work #so yeah #long rant oops

[bard-llama]

Thronebreaker homophobia headcanon?

Me: why would I add homophobia to my fantasy when I don’t have to? Also me: wow, there would be SO much angst potential in this!

As it says in the title, this headcanon has a LOT of homophobia, so don’t engage if that’s not something you can deal with rn. Also, to be clear: most of the continent is chill with homosexuality, and Rivia’s neighbors mostly view them as backwards. But like, this is feudalism. Human rights are pretty low on the agenda for any ruler, so they don’t much care.

Anyway uh... Rivia is now very historically homophobic and when King Reginald and Queen Meve married, it became law in Lyria too. Unlike Reginald, Meve isn’t actively homophobic - hell, she even encourages Reynard to bone Gascon - but she also isn’t aware enough of the impact of those laws to repeal them.

And then she gets betrayed and Nilfgaard takes over and they change the laws, because the Empire is fucking awful, but progressive in a few surface ways (you can marry anyone! And now you and your spouse can BOTH get drafted into the army and go die in the swamps of Velen!). 

After she gets Lyria back, Meve is gonna have to deal with that, but that’s a whole other story. For now, what I’m thinking is that Reynard has known since he was young that he had interest in other knights and that that interest was unacceptable. So he always hid part of himself, especially once he entered the King’s service (and really learned to keep his mouth shut). 

Problem is, Reginald himself has a LOT of internalized homophobia going on. And... okay, we don’t get a lot about him in canon beyond him being kinda dumb, but good at seeing cleverness in others and utilizing it. And also responding with overwhelming force when a threat emerges (like the Brossard family). 

So like, Reynard is in his early 20s and is serving as aide and advisor to the King. But King Reginald notices the way he watches other men and definitely projects some shit on Reynard. But he approaches it like he’s a concerned friend. Like, “you know you can never act on such things. Someone will find out and I will be forced to punish you.”

It’s always warnings - “oh, don’t do that, what if someone sees?” and “you fool, if you do that again, I will be forced to punish you” or some such. And Reynard doesn’t really understand what he’s done wrong, because he DOES try to follow the rules, but he always works to adjust his behavior anyway, because he knows his King doesn’t WANT to punish him. But if he’s forced to...

(TW for violence and serious homophobia)

Not sure what drives things to a breaking point - maybe Reginald gets jealous at spotting Reynard “flirting” with some foreign knight or dignitary or something??? - but the lesson Reginald teaches is one Reynard will never forget. Because he doesn’t know what he did wrong, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t deserve punishment, especially when it’s the King carrying it out, because his King is just... right? (wrong)

The official sentence for homosexuality is flogging, castration, and execution, but Reginald says something like that because it’s Reynard, he’s worked hard to lighten the sentence or some such. Like, he makes it clear that Reynard is getting off easy when Reginald simply has him whipped nearly to death. 

Reynard doesn’t die - but it’s a close call, especially when some of the wounds get infected and he doesn’t get them treated the way he should, because he deserved this punishment. His King had said so. So it’s important that he returns to work and serves his King as best as he can, even though he’s a disgusting deviant.

I think he probably collapses at some point and Reginald deigns to send him to the royal medics and they save his life, but he’s out of commission for a good while, because he got whipped extensively and then infection took hold.

But when he finally returns to work, Reginald is just kinda like, “where have you been!? Work has piled up without you, get to it!” and never talks about the punishment he metted out.

But as years go on, it becomes a warning. If Reginald’s skewed vision sees Reynard getting too close to other men, he’ll call Reynard to him and touch the small of his back as a reminder. Like ‘don’t make me do this again’.

So Reynard folds pieces of himself up tight and tucks them away where they can never emerge. And while other knights are going around wooing women and getting married, Reynard is focusing on his work. It gets him a reputation - that’s he’s too stuck up for romance, maybe that he’s deviant because he ISN’T girl crazy, etc. The rumors are too bad, but they also never die, even as decades pass.

And then King Reginald of Rivia and Queen Meve of Lyria are married and their realms are merged - which makes homophobia the law throughout Lyria (and believe you me, a LOT of people are unhappy about this. but they have enough sense not to speak out, because royals are scary and homicidal). 

When Reynard first starts developing feelings for Meve, he’s actually almost relieved. Because if he can feel this way for a woman, then maybe he isn’t broken, isn’t a complete deviant. He’d still never make a move, though, because in addition to being married, Meve is Queen. And his experience with Reginald has taught him that you should always keep your private life (what exists of it) out of view of royalty. 

But I think for a while, he has hope. And then Reginald dies and he HATES that he’s relieved, but he is. And there are people who hope that Meve will repeal Rivia’s homophobic laws, but in honesty, it’s not even on her radar as something to deal with. Meanwhile, there’s 10 billion other things to deal with - and so she never gets around to it. She probably doesn’t enforce it - but that doesn’t mean that garrison commanders under her army don’t.

So Reynard serves Meve for 8 years, always keeping part of himself hidden out of sight. And he has never trusted anyone enough to reveal this part of him, so aside from rumors, the knowledge of his deviance died with Reginald.

Except then Meve is betrayed. And she never doubts Reynard’s loyalty and she’s right not to. But now they’re traveling as fugitives to try to make it to the Aedirnian border with the assistance of the fucking Duke of Dogs and his Strays of Spalla - aka criminals. (Though, technically, Reynard has no room to talk - and maybe he knows that. Maybe that’s part of why he’s kinda chill about serving alongside “deserters and bandits and peasants” whereas Meve feels like they’ve fallen low)

At first, Reynard HATES Gascon. He’s an obnoxious little shit who openly flirts with the queen - and even with HIM! Mostly just to get a rise out of him, he’s sure, but like, the audacity!! 

Except, weirdly, whenever Gascon smiles or laughs, Reynard’s heart goes doki doki and he doesn’t understand why. In the current fic I’m writing, Meve clues him in, but also triggers a downward spiral, because if Meve KNOWS he’s a deviant, then obviously he deserves to be punished again. Plus like... Gascon is a fucking baby. Reynard (and Meve a little bit) would DEFINITELY have mixed feelings about wanting someone less than half of their age. (Meanwhile, Gascon is just like ‘oh sweet, sugar daddy. Can we go kill people now?’)

Anyway, I don’t really know where this would go in different fics. In the one I’m writing right now, Reynard is expecting them to hurt him, because that’s what Reginald would do. Meanwhile Meve and Gascon are very confused and trying to figure out wtf is going on. But there will DEFINITELY be lots of comfort for Reynard.

I also want stuff like... idk, scar worship for the whip marks on his back and Gascon and Meve trying to help him heal, but idk exactly what that will look like.

tl;dr: this is definitely the backstory for at least 1 fic. But I’m torn on if I want to make it my canon backstory for Reynard/Thronebreaker. Because I do like writing escapist fantasy without homophobia, but also, I think this offers a lot of interesting things to explore, especially on the angst side of things.

If it IS canon for my Thronebreaker fics, then I promise that it would only be such for fics where it’s relevant/explored as a concept and not like, included in a PWP or something out of nowhere. I’ll always tag appropriately so you can choose how to engage, but... idk. I’m very torn.

Thoughts?

#homophobia #reynard odo #meve x reynard #reynard x gascon #thronebreaker #The Witcher #headcanons #fic planning

[cleverlittlejay]

Raphael anon back once again with a hilarious thought: Family therapy with Crowley, Lucifer, Gabriel, & Micheal and it’s just so wild & the poor therapist is so confused. They assume it’s just rich people scandals & shenanigans but all of these drama queens in a room together trying to work through over 6,000 years of family issues while some poor human tries to keep everything from becoming a chaotic nightmare without the full story of what’s going on is infinitely funny to me.

hello, anon! this was such a delight to write! also, fun fact, i’m a psych major and took one (1) intro to counseling psych class, but that actually helped in writing this, so that was fun! This is also super long (1k words!) so it also goes under a read more. (another fun fact: i stole the name Dr. Martin from Lucifer on Netflix because why not.) 

(one more fun fact, i genuinely hate the Neflix!Lucifer stereotype that a psychiatrist who went to med school would be a therapist. it’s two different fields. ok sorry, it’s fic time)

Dr. Martin was good at her job. She worked hard to become a therapist, and she genuinely believed that she could help her clients. It’s why she started her private practice. 

Her next appointment was a family therapy session. She briefly wondered how her secretary forgot to mention that she had an appointment or that she had new clients at all, but these mistakes happen. Sometimes computers just don’t want to work, deleting emails and not saving the clients’ last names in the file. 

The family consisted of four siblings. Lucifer, Michael, Gabriel, and Anthony J Crowley. Anthony, she learned, preferred to be called Crowley, and the other three siblings did not share that last name. 

The four siblings did not get along. At all. And they wanted to, Crowley explained, but they just couldn’t see eye to eye. 

“It all started when Mother kicked me out,” Lucifer said. “More specifically, she had Michael kick me out because she’s–”

“Because,” Michael interrupted, “you were an awful son who refused to listen to her. Causing trouble, thinking you’re better than her. Asking questions.” That last part was clearly directed at Crowley, who offered a light shrug. 

“Interrupting isn’t kind, Michael,” Dr. Martin said. “Please let Lucifer talk, and then you can say your part.”

If looks could kill, Dr. Martin would’ve died a hundred times over in her career. Michael’s glare was terrifying, but she’d seen it all before. 

The final picture was that their mother kicked out Lucifer and Crowley due to rebelliousness. The two questioned her authority and so they had to be removed before they corrupted any others. Now, after the disappearance of their mother, the siblings decided to get together again and reconnect.

A cult, Dr. Martin realized. She was working with the aftereffects of a cult. The religious names, the absolute authority, the punishment that included some kind of fire, the isolation from others, it all painted a very clear but dark picture.

She thanked them for their openness and had her secretary book their next appointment. 

Then, she realized how much she didn’t know about cults–she owned a private practice, she didn’t work with law enforcement or social services–and began her research. She read articles on cult-related family dynamics and trauma. She even called her old colleague for some direction. 

The next session, the two eldest siblings focussed on each other. As Lucifer and Michael went on, Crowley and Gabriel seemed content to watch them argue as Dr. Martin futilely attempted to control the session. 

“Even now, you’re a pest,” Michael sneered, ignoring the no-interruptions rule. “Your demons cause nothing but trouble and you barely control them.”

Inner demons were difficult to control, sometimes spiralling and causing issues in real life. It took strength to admit that you need support in fighting your battles.

Lucifer spoke before Dr. Martin could voice that. 

“Maybe you should control your angels, Michael. Always wandering into trouble, making friends with demons and then getting hurt. It’s almost as if they don’t respect your command.”

“Tell your demons to stop fraternizing with the enemy!”

“Hey,” Crowley interrupted. “I thought that sides don’t matter anymore. I can fraternize with an angel if I wanted to.”

“Now, yes, but not before,” Michael said patronizingly, as if she was leading the session rather than Dr. Martin. “But you endangered yourself and Aziraphale by being with him.”

“Not like Aziraphale was in danger,” Gabriel grumbled. “He got away with it.”

The session ended without any of the siblings making any progress. It was fine, Dr. Martin rationed. Progress is not always linear, and she needed to first create a safe space where they were comfortable speaking up. 

She also realized that her original theory was wrong. It wasn’t a cult. It was the mob. 

Different sides, angels and demons, both told that the other is the enemy. Perhaps Lucifer and Crowley disagreed with their “mother’s” rule and were punished for noncompliance. Michael was clearly the enforcer, punishing those who stepped out of line. It blurred the definition of “sibling,” but it explained the disdain that Lucifer and Michael had for each other. 

This realization led to a new line of research. The mob was harder to research from a psychological or counseling therapy perspective, and Dr. Martin ended up making even more calls to colleagues and old professors. 

“First a cult and now the mob,” her old classmate laughed. “You have some interesting clients.”

Dr. Martin refused to admit that she was wrong about the cult. No one had to know. 

She changed her strategy during their next session. The past was important to understanding a person, but perhaps it was better to focus on the present. 

“Despite everything that happened, Lucifer and Crowley being kicked out and you being forced to lead, how do you feel about Lucifer right now?” 

Michael didn’t answer immediately, which was a good sign. When she answered, she didn’t look at Lucifer or speak to him directly, but she knew that he was there and listening to her.  

“I don’t hate him,” Michael said slowly. “He’s still my brother. I didn’t have a choice, you know. I had to do it.” 

Dr. Martin could imagine the lack of choice. It was likely that if Michael didn’t do as told, she would’ve also been punished. It was coercion, and Michael couldn’t be held fully accountable. 

“I don’t hate you, either,” Lucifer said. There was a forced air of casualness around him, protecting Michael from rejection. “You’re still my baby sister. No fall can change that, Micah.”

Progress. It took three sessions and a lot of pain and bitterness, but they were making progress. Michael and Lucifer finally broke through their hard shells to admit that there is a possibility to move forward in their relationship with genuine love and affection. That kind of hope was why Dr. Martin was a therapist in the first place. 

Dr. Martin scheduled their next appointment. She was hopeful for their next session, creating an outline that would include more dialogue and encourage the younger two siblings to speak more often. The four of them had hope yet. 

Dr. Martin was good at her job. She would help bridge a 6000 year old gap of pain and misery to create a new era of peace. Not that she knew that, of course. She was just a therapist to a weird group of siblings. 

Humans, She thought in amusement, were clearly Her best creations yet.

#anon that offer for my firstborn is still valid #also sorry that this was less shenanigans and crowley related #i can do a follow up if you want? #i just love outsider povs so much #you do not understand #thank you for the prompt #and i might post this on ao3? #its long enough lol #ok rambling over and time for search tags #good omens #raphael theory #my post #yall can reblog and it would be cool if you did but its your choice #Anonymous

[theteaisaddictive]

author meme

tagged by @cinderellasfella, thanks!!

Author name: TheTeaIsAddictive (hey what can i say, at least i’m consistent)

Fandoms you write for: almost exclusively beauty and the beast, although i have started branching out to the cinderella remake, and i have one fic each for bbc les mis and jane eyre

Where you post: ao3, cross-linked to tumblr. this can get confusing if i get prompts in my tumblr ask box which i write and publish on tumblr, and then later add to ao3. 

Most popular one-shot: oh god there’s so many categorisation options, ok ok let’s do this.

BY HITS: How Do You Define Success, one in a series of one-shots focused on 1991!Belle and Adam post-curse. this one focuses on adam’s proposal to belle, his reconciliation with his brother prince charming, and his first meeting with his new sister-in-law, cinderella

BY KUDOS: also How Do You Define Success

BY COMMENTS: hooked on all these feelings, the very first gay-u i wrote back in december for the batb holiday gift exchange!

BY BOOKMARKS: Für Elise, the secret sibling au where Plumette and Belle from the 2017 movie were sisters. 

Most popular multi-chapter story: for everything except comments, A Rose’s Thorn, a what-if au where Maurice never takes the wrong turn in the forest to find the Beast’s castle and featuring a meddling enchantress, a gaston who has unusual reasons for pursing belle, a falling-in-love where belle struggles with a new skill as well, and a final five chapters which i’m still excessively proud of 

Favourite story you wrote: well, i think i might have just answered my own question, but probably a toss-up between A Rose’s Thorn, How Do You Define Success, Ever Just the Same, and In A Crowd of Thousands. (ok, ok, a rose’s thorn is still my favourite -- but how can i choose??)

Story you were nervous to post: i was definitely really nervous before posting hooked on all these feelings, because it was the first time i’d written a story for someone who i didn’t know, and which was intended as a gift and not just a fun proms-fill for yuletide. 

How do you choose your titles? song lyrics, mostly -- which can be a real bitch sometimes! it took me far too long to come up with the title for ever just the same and honestly the further i get with the story the worse i like the title, but it’s too late to change it now lmao

Do you outline? not for one-shots, but for my multi-chaps i tend to go chapter-by-chapter, narrowing the focus as i get closer to the end -- for example, even though it's a few chapters away i know exactly how the finale battle of ever just the same is going to happen, although im still not solid on how the story itself is going to end

Complete: my only wip at the moment is ever just the same, and everything else is either a one-shot or complete! (rip to the one abandoned fic, the 1991/2017 crossover. you had great potential, but i could not realise it. rip)

Work in progress: at the moment, only ever just the same!

Coming soon/not started yet: oh god now you’re asking. well, first of all there’s the one-shot prequel to ever just the same, tightly knotted to a similar string, which focuses on bridget and yvonne (eve’s mother) as they begin their relationship, and beyond to the summer before her death. this was intended to be a quick and dirty (pun intended) smut one-shot, and now it’s all spiralling out of control and i’m at 4770 words and no one has fucked yet. they’ve only just started making out. 

also coming soon is the (long) kitella au, aka now i wanna hold you close (will it always be like this?)! so far 7684 words, and we’re not even at the ball yet good god. 

in addition to that is the kitella great british bake-off au, titled It Only Takes a Taste

oh yes, and can’t forget Roses and Lavender, the ella/belle kit/adam crossover/au you didn’t know you needed, and which is gonna be my next multi-chap after ever just the same is done. 

oh and to top it all off, @cinderellasfella and i have been pondering about a kitella hadestown au. so yeah, just a couple of things on the back burner XD

Do you accept prompts? yes!! i love prompts!!! give me all the prompts!!! it’s why i’m super obnoxious and reblog prompt lists all the time!!!

Upcoming story you are most excited to write: is it overly horny of me if i say tightly knotted to a similar string?? because, like, yvonne is such a delight to write for, it’s such a shame that we don’t see her in ever just the same at all. 

thanks so much, conor! anyone who wants to can consider themselves tagged!!

#asks #(for filing purposes) #cinderellasfella #.........i have a plot bunnies problem don't i #*sigh*

[thesecondcircleofkel]

Alone On The Ship

Zoro x Reader x Law (female reader) 

2.4K

Summary: The reader is left alone on the Thousand Sunny with Law and Zoro, and good times ensue.

Warnings: NSFW, threesome, vaginal fingering, biting, masturbation, dry humping, voyeurism

Notes: Requested by an anon. Requests are open! Also, make sure you check out my masterlist, because some of my fics haven't been showing up in the tumblr tag search.

Life had been…chaotic since the crew reunited at Sabaody. You were so glad that everyone was okay, and you were even more thrilled by the progress that everyone had made while training for the past two years. Of course, things had started to spiral out of control once your captain finally showed up, with the Marines trying to cut off your escape from Sabaody, and then all of the shenanigans in Fishman Island that followed that. Things didn’t get too much easier afterwards, but through the events of Punk Hazard and Dressrosa, at least you got to meet Law and make some new allies.

And even through all of the chaos, your newfound relationship with Zoro was still thriving. Ever since you had joined the crew, you and the First Mate had constantly been stealing glances at each other, with the ever-present sexual tension between the two of you nearly boiling over on several occasions. As your journey on the Going Merry and then the Thousand Sunny continued, those sexual urges were soon joined by a different desire, one of a more amorous persuasion.

If you had to pinpoint when those romantic feelings started, it was probably when the crew went to Skypiea and you were both electrocuted by Enel. Whether it was the sudden jolt to the brain or seeing each other in such an injured state that caused you both to realize how much you cared for each other, there was no telling. You both tiptoed around each other for a while after that, unsure how to go about your newly recognized feelings, and because of that, the two of you hadn’t been able to confess to each other before the crew was separated. Once you reunited, however, you both jumped at the opportunity that was presented to you, and you had been together ever since, training together, going on watch duty together…sometimes it was difficult to get away for some ‘alone time’, but you made it work somehow.

And speaking of needing some ‘alone time’, the crew had stopped at a small island to restock supplies, and they had left you, Zoro, and Law behind to watch the ship. They were gone for quite a while, and once the sun started to set in the horizon and darkness started to overtake the skies, Nami finally called in on the Den Den Mushi and told you that they would be staying at an inn for the night. It must have been one hell of an inn for her, of all people, to actually want to pay to stay there (although knowing Nami, she probably swindled her way into a free night’s stay), but you wouldn’t question it, not when such a delicious opportunity was presenting itself to you because of it.

It was no secret that you found Law attractive, and as fate would have it, so did your lover. You were both interested to see just what the Surgeon of Death had to offer, and now that the ship was empty except for the three of you…Zoro broke out the best sake that was on the ship (Sanji would be furious about that later, but honestly, that’s probably why Zoro got that particular sake in the first place) and you broke out a deck of playing cards. You both went to Law, claiming that you just wanted to kill some time while everyone was away, but your true intentions were far less pure.

You were a bit confused, though. When you and Zoro had suggested that you all play strip poker, Law may have given you a look that was both incredulous and disappointed at the same time, but he had still agreed to your suggestion, so long as he got to choose the card game. You were hoping that he would choose blackjack or something else like it, that way clothes could be shed at a much faster rate, but when he said Rummy…you weren’t quite sure what to make of it.

The stipulation was that the two players who had the lowest amount of points after someone ran out of cards would have to take off an article of clothing. It sounded good in prospect, but the rounds were taking forever to get through since it was more advantageous to try to put off the end of the game so you could try to round up more points. And on top of that, you had yet to win a round, and it was beyond frustrating.

Your sake sat untouched beside you, barely having a sip taken from it before your losing streak started and all of your attention went into the card game. Law had won the most rounds, but Zoro wasn’t far behind him, and that left you in nothing but your bra and shorts, with your panties still hidden from view. Zoro was obviously amused by your misery, the Cheshire grin never leaving his face as he drank his sake, not even getting a buzz in doing so.

“Oi, Y/N.”

“What, Zoro?”

“I win again.”

“…damn it.”

You would take your punishment like a trooper, though. You stood up quickly, hands going to unfasten your shorts as a nod from Zoro caught your attention. He was pointing his head towards Law, and once you briefly glanced over at the surgeon, you understood why the grin on Zoro’s face had gotten even bigger. The doctor’s eyes were glued to your ass, as if it had him under some hypnotizing spell. At least your loss had given you an idea for how to take the night even further.

Once you got your shorts unfastened, you slowly shimmied them down your legs, making sure to bend over as you stepped out of them. Given your hopes for the night, you had worn the most flattering pair of underwear that you had, and based on his continuous, heated stare, Law obviously appreciated them. Your panties hardly left anything to the imagination in the back, with half of your butt being exposed due to the cheeky cut. When you settled back down on the ship’s deck, you made sure to lay down on your belly, slightly bending your hips up to present your glutes even more.

“Now, Law, I’ve been wondering: why Rummy, of all things?”

“…In essence, for delayed gratification.”

“Oh? Are you looking forward to seeing us naked then?”

“Don’t pretend like your intentions for tonight weren’t obvious, Y/N-ya.”

“Neither of us ever claimed to be subtle. Of course, if you’re not interested…”

“I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t. I’m not exactly sure just how far the two of you want to go, however.”

“We’ll go as far as you want, Law. If you want both of us, then you’ll have us both. If you just want one of us, that’s fine, too.”

“And you’re fine with this, Zoro-ya?”

“We wouldn’t be here if I wasn’t. It’s not like I have many opportunities to see someone that I trust and find attractive fuck Y/N.”

“Ooh, you didn’t tell me you were a voyeur, Zoro.”

“Well, you know now. Well, Law? What do you say? Do you want to fuck Y/N?”

The doctor was quiet for a moment, trying to weigh the possible pros and cons of the situation he was in, but before he could think about it too deeply, his eyes were yet again drawn to you and the delectable curve of your ass. His mouth went dry as he thought of all the things that he could do with the both of you, but he wouldn’t push it too far yet. Maybe if this first time went well enough, then he’d push for more later on, although he wasn’t going to walk away from this moment without testing the boundaries. He couldn’t walk away, not with the arousal that was already flooding his system.

“If the you’re both sure about this, then yes.”

“Great. Just sit back for a moment while I make sure she’s ready for you.”

After throwing his haori to the side, Zoro walked over to you and kneeled behind you, before settling himself over your prone form. His body was pressed closely to yours, allowing to feel how hard his cock already was. There was a small tug at your back, and then your bra was being flung somewhere on the deck.

“Are you going to be good and give me a show, Y/N?”

“Oh yeah, definitely. I just need a little helping hand from you first, big guy.”

“Atta girl.”

Zoro brought one of his hands up to your neck, tilting your head back so he could bring his lips to yours. His other hand started at your shoulder, moving down and giving your breast a brief squeeze before it continued down your side and into your panties. His fingers immediately ran over your slit, and he hummed in approval as he gathered up some of the wetness there. His next target was your clit, which he rubbed short, tight circles over, causing you to lurch and grind your ass back against him.

The groan that he let out was enough to set your whole body on fire with desire, and once you let out a keen of your own, Zoro’s hand moved down so that he could prod your sodden opening. He easily slipped two fingers into you, curling them so they hit the sweet spot inside of you that had you writhing against him. The swordsman made sure that his wrist was still bumping against your clit as he thrusted his fingers in and out of you, rutting his hips against you the entire time.

With another low groan falling from his lips, Zoro leaned his head down so he could have access to your neck, licking the soft skin there before sinking his teeth into you. The mixture of pain and pleasure was enough to send you careening into an orgasm, one that Zoro kept working you through until you begged him to stop. He pulled away from you, sucking his fingers clean in the process and leaning down to kiss the red bite mark that he had left on you.

“Just remember that you’re mine, yeah?”

“How could I forget?”

With one last chuckle, he finally stood up, erection straining against his pants as he turned to Law.

“She’s all yours.”

You looked behind you, only to see that Law had already rid himself of his shirt. He had apparently enjoyed watching Zoro finger you, and the tightness of his pants was proof of it. He walked over to you, and settled himself over you much like Zoro had, although he spread your legs a bit so he could move between them.

“One last time, Y/N-ya. Are you sure you want to do this?”

“I’m positive, Law. Show us what the Surgeon of Death can do.”

He needed no further persuasion, and you heard his pants unzip before you were greeted by the heat of his cock as he rubbed it between your ass cheeks a few times. You felt him move your panties to the side, and after taking a moment to examine the wetness left in their wake, he lined himself up with your pussy and then entered you with a single, smooth thrust. You both sighed at the feeling, and he waited a moment for you to adjust before he slowly pulled his cock out of until just the tip remained inside.

He slammed back into you, causing your breast to scrape against the wood of the deck beneath you. You dug your nails into that same wood, holding onto it for support as Law relentlessly fucked you, each thrust being more powerful than the last. The poor man must have been pent up for a while, and you had no qualms with him letting that sexual frustration out on you.

Your voice was ragged as moans tore from your throat; you tried to push back against Law to give him some more leverage, but tattooed hands held your hips down as his own hips continued to piston into you. Zoro was kneeling in front of you, watching every expression that crossed your face. He was stroking his own cock in time with Law’s thrusts, and you imagined that he had a very good view of those thrusts considering how much lower you and Law were positioned compared to him.

The Heart Pirate snaked his hand around the front of you, pressing two of his fingers against your clit to give it more friction as he pounded into you. With that added stimulation, it didn’t take long for you to come apart again, with your second orgasm being even more intense than the first. Law swiftly pulled out of you, grinding against your ass until he reached his own climax, which was accompanied by a long, choked exhale of breath from the captain.

“Pull her up a little bit.”

Two strong hands immediately followed that request, and your torso was pulled up so that your chest was directly in front of Zoro’s pulsating cock. He came after a few more strokes, his cum landing on your chest and dripping down your breasts. Law helped you to sit back, and when Zoro came to support you instead, he used his Devil Fruit to quickly clean you off before he stood up and tucked himself back into his pants. He just stood there for a moment, silent with a contemplative look on his face, like he wasn’t sure what to do next.

“…Thanks for the good time.”

With a sudden flash of blue, the doctor was gone, leaving only his discarded clothes behind.

“…What horrible pillow talk.”

“How are you holding up, Y/N?”

“I am just perfect, love. You? Was that enough to satisfy that apparent voyeur kink of yours?”

“Damn straight it was.”

“Hm, I’m glad. How much do think we’ll have to pay Nami to keep everyone off the ship for another night? Because I don’t know about you, but I would love to see the doctor in action again.”

“Oh, I definitely want to have my turn with him. But, you never know, Y/N. We might be able to get him to come back to us tonight. I’m sure he’s still watching, so we’ll just have to work on giving him enough incentive.”

“Work on giving him incentive?”

With a sly grin on his face, your green-haired lover pulled you onto his lap, where you could feel that his length was already hot and heavy with desire again. Whether Law joined back in on the fun or not, it sure seemed like you had a long night ahead of you.

#zoro x reader #law x reader #zoro x reader x law #one piece #one piece x reader #roronoa zoro #trafalgar law #scenario #imagine #anon #don't read in polite company

[nationaldoyoungday]

hi!! 💗 i really love your aus 💘 and i was wondering if you have any text au recs?

uwu hi??? thank you i’m glad you like them!! and yes i DO have recs, i have so many omg i just want to spread the love!! underneath the cut are some (a lot) of my favorites thank you so much for asking this 💖💞💝💘💕✨

complicated by @daisyong

19/19 (completed) / jaemin x reader - where both jaemin and y/n are idols and everything is more complicated.

↳ LISTEN. this is so cute i tear up thinking about it. it’s so FLUFFY idk it’s just really good if you wanna feel soft about jaemin

chlorine dreams by @dahyunmingyu

15/15 (completed) / jaehyun x reader - there’s been a long standing rivalry at your school between the basketball team and the swim team. the swim team has been undefeated for 4 years, whereas the basketball team hasn’t won a game in 3. every year the basketball team ends up with all of the funding for the athletics department whereas half of the school doesn’t even know the swim team exists. with a bet that jaehyun wouldn’t even be able to finish a swim practice, y/n threatens the existence of both of their teams

↳ this is such an original idea and um i’m weak for swimmer!nct and it’s just really good pls read it

three’s a crowd by @qiankulture

14/14 (completed) / yuta x reader, ten x reader - y/n and yuta are a dance duo who are often assumed to be dating by fans because of their intimate pieces and how they act around each other. everything is all fine and dandy until a certain model comes into the picture.

↳ i read this before i started this account i think? and just it’s really good words can’t describe how much i like it :(

what is love? by @qiankulture

13/13 (completed) / donghyuck x reader - when haechan pulls a prank on unsuspecting y/n, she isn’t too happy. she does her best to avoid him at all costs. but it seems the universe has other plans because everywhere she looks, haechan is there.

↳ hnnng this was so cute that i hate it? the way that donghyuck tries to tell her that he’s his soulmate? my heart. anyways it’s so good! pls my heart can’t handle it

love bot by @dreamloveclub

7/7 (completed) / mark x reader - mark lee was never good with words — except when it came to talking about you. hidden behind the sanctuary of anonymity, he uses the Love Bot to express his feelings about you.

↳ if you read only one thing on this list PLEASE read this omg!! ellie is a genius and this is quite possibly the cutest thing i’ve ever read in my life? it’s such a good idea and she didn’t get enough love for it :(

love bug by @dreamloveclub

4/? (discontinued) / jeno x reader - two computer science majors and self-proclaimed amateur hackers unknowingly race against each other to find out who their secret admirers are. true love is but a click away.

↳ i didn’t think anything after love bot could be so good but this? it proved me wrong djdjdhdh it’s just as good and as always they are both dumb pls read it

puppy love by @dreammutual

13/13 (completed) / renjun x reader - renjun accidentally likes a picture on y/n’s instagram from almost 2 years ago and, foolery ensues when their mutual friends try to get them together.

↳ this made me spill all my uwus its so cute and funny omg please! i’ve said this already but i really love this (i really love everything on this list djdjdj)

not me, not you by @dyngdo

22/22 (completed) / doyoung x reader - in which a rivalry since grade school never died. y/n has always hated doyoung, and he’s always hated her, or at least that’s what they claim. but when y/n and doyoung have been framed for a crime they didn’t commit, the two have to work together to find out the truth. but amidst all the chaos, they can’t figure out what that bubbling feeling inside their chest is.

↳ as i said before, i am weak for doyoung so uh! surprise another doyoung au djdjdj but whenever this gets updated my heart? i have so much love for this fic

destined by @godrics

22/22 (completed) / donghyuck x reader - the red string of fate exists, and only few families are able to see the string, and these few families can actually cut strings and knot other people’s strings in to alter the soulmate laws. your family have been able to see the red string of fate since the beginning of time, and you are no exception. when you come back to korea after spending your summer in america, you had not expected your best friend to have a boyfriend that wasn’t their soulmate. and you did not expect their boyfriend to be your soulmate. despite this, you want your best friend to be happy, and if that means not spending the rest of your life with your soulmate and being happy yourself, then so be it.

↳ i also believe i read this before making this account? but anyways i love soulmate aus and i have a thing for the red string of fate it’s my favorite!! but this was so realistic (as realistic as a soulmate au can be LMAO) and it was really good!!!

my first and last by @godrics

20/20 (completed) / jaemin x reader - in which na jaemin finally gets the chance he’s been waiting for.

↳ again jaemin fluff? here please just read it. words can’t describe how cute this was!!

fan by @markleeh

25/25 (completed) / jaemin x reader - in which idol!jaemin finds a cellphone number of a nctzen.

↳ hhhhh this was so funny? renjun is such a savage djdjdj i’m always crying when i read this i wish my friends were this funny

how can i love you? by @markleeh

18/18 (completed) / jeno x reader - in which y/n just wants to know how youtuber!jeno looks so fine and how he likes his eggs in the morning.

↳ this was so cute too uwu everything on this list was cute tbh but this was the cutest (i want to know how jeno likes his eggs in the morning too)

not my type by @nakajeno

25/25 (completed) / yuta x reader - y/n doesn’t fall in love, neither does yuta – instead, they make others fall in love with them.

↳ yeah anyways yuta needs more appreciation and love and this fic really. hit me in the feels anyways read this or :/ it was so good jdjdjdjd i’m saying that about everything but? it’s true!

home sweet home by @dreamboynana

22/22 (completed) / renjun x reader - maybe falling in love with teen model huang renjun was a bad idea….but then again when did you ever think things through?

↳ rei is such a good writer omg!! renjun as a model hell yes!! anyways this has the perfect amount of fluff and angst and if you don’t read it you’re a coward it deserves all the love in the world

need to know by @solecitojun

20/? (in progress) / yukhei x reader, taeyong x reader - friendships are all meant to be based on honesty, yet there are many things being hidden in yours. in which your bestfriend has to figure out his feelings, and college is sending everyone on a spiral.

↳ ok listen. so i read a few aus before i started this account but um. this was the very first au and i’m telling you. i hate it so much but i love it more ughghgh i hate angst but um this really is trying to get me to love it!! yukhei deserves more but i mean don’t we all?

too late by @solecitojun

3/? (in progress) / doyoung x reader - same upbringing, same neighborhood, same lifestyle ; but what he thinks is two different worlds. they’re both from the underground scence, one fighter and another a musician. years are left uncovered. could it be too late for him, or for you?

↳ doyoung. that’s all i have to say djdjdj. no but seriously your au ideas are so good and this one is no exception i love it :(

sunrise by @wereseoyoung

15/15 (completed) / johnny x reader - no. moon y/n is not in love with one of the university night time radio hosts. it’s just a crush! … kinda… but he’s not interested! … probably.

↳ if you hear me screaming about something? it’s this fic? listen there aren’t like. any johnny aus out there but this one makes up for it because its SO GOOD?? this is literally all i’m ever going to talk about for the rest of my life unfollow me if you haven’t read this djdjdjd i love it so much :(((

starstruck by @wereseoyoung

1/? (in progress) / yuta x reader - can you believe that every tuesday practice the yuta nakamoto — smu alumni and now striker of one of korea’s biggest soccer clubs — will come down to help assist with practices? y/n doesn’t really care though. her job is to be the manager. not be impressed by some soccer star. but maybe sometimes he’s kinda cool.

↳ anyways can’t believe you are a genius and really have an au planned out for every member? i wish i was as organized and talented as you!!! this hasn’t even really started and i’m already in love save me :(

black and blue by @1nomins

10/10 (completed) / jaemin x reader, jeno x reader - everywhere a soulmate touches leaves flowers, and everywhere someone else you’ve fallen in love with touches leaves bruises. you’re happy to suffer.

↳ spence did you know i hate you because of this. not really but i love everything you write and it’s always angsty and i always end up hurting afterwards but its worth it :(

10 step love by @1nomins

12/12 (completed) / jeno x reader - or, alternatively, lee jeno’s (and huang renjun’s) 10 step foolproof program to getting the girl.

↳ can’t believe you wrote something so fluffy? anyways this is like my guilty pleasure and i love the playlist for it!! with the frank sinatra songs sjdjdjdj

1-800-loveline by @1nomins

15/15 (completed) / jeno x reader - you never imagined that finding a phone number in a school library book could lead to anything. you were oh-so-wrong.

↳ loveline? yeah i hate it. only read this if you feel like hurting yourself! i’m kidding, it’s so good but so sad but worth it in the end, as it is with anything spence writes

#r #anon #answered #i just want to spread the love #and everyone on this list deserves love #:( #i spent like two hours making this but uh! #worth it my dudes

[clexaweekofficial]

Masterlist for ClexaWeek2017

Compilation of fics, art, and more produced for 2017′s Clexa week

Fics:

Day 1- Enemies to Lovers

Cookies by MovieWocher A mission to get cookies leads to betrayal and heartache. Can Lexa and Clarke move past it? 1310 words, complete.

A Different Kind of Promise by Bal3xicon Alexandria Woods has been betrothed to Clarke Griffin of Arcadia since the day she was born. Marrying Clarke means losing the love of her life, but perhaps she can find room in her heart for someone new. 1910 words, complete.

The Legacy of the Sky Princess by MaloryArcher Jewel Thief Clarke and Secret Agent Lexa have fought on opposite sides of the law for years, but will Clarke's latest score turn the tables? 6470 words, complete.

VERSUS by Auddish Some punk continues to beat Clarke's high score on her favorite game at the arcade. She isn't about to take it lying down. 1,246 words, complete.

I Surrender by dreaming_wide_awake Clarke starts her senior year at a new high school, her childhood friends Raven, Octavia, and Bellamy are all there to help her along with a whole new group of friends. Though one person just seems to take an instant dislike to her. Can Clarke break down Lexa's walls? 3980 words, complete.

This Game is Getting Old by LostInMyThoughts Clarke manages a coffee shop and has had to deal with the coffeeshop next door always outdoing the specials she writes up on her sidewalk sign. But what happens when she finally approaches the smug brunette that runs the other shop? 2194 words, complete.

Apartment Wars by almostafantasia When Lexa ends up snatching the apartment Clarke wants from right under her nose,  she becomes Clarke's sworn archenemy. Not that Lexa is actually aware of this, but Clarke's decided that things have to be that way. The last thing that Clarke expects is the series of events that lead up to her being asked to move into that very same apartment months later. 3038 words, complete.

Reckoning To Be Reckoned by eternaleponine Arkadia High and Ton DC High are rivals in everything. Clarke is the co-captain of the Arkadia debate team, and she is completely ready to face their rivals in States and win her place a team in Nationals. But will she be able to keep her head in the game when she meets a mysterious girl with a piercing green gaze? 5994 words, complete.

Roles by NattheBattz Clarke and Lexa are actors who cannot communicate unless it's on a stage as someone else. But they try. And Raven is really tired of all the secret pining. 5234 words, complete.

This Is My Gym by The_ShadowWolf Clarke and Lexa fight over a Pokemon gym. 3251 words, complete. Out Of Bounds by NorthShore7911 Clarke Griffin and Lexa Woods are world class skiers who have been competing with each other for years. Lexa is a cocky shit and Clarke is tired of seeing her team lose to Lexa's. One epic yard sale is all it takes to change everything. 2138 words, complete.

Suddenly, There You Were by hlnwst Clarke and Lexa have always butted heads. Middle school, high school, college and now they're working in the same office and are paired together for a very important project. They clash plenty, but realize that they actually don't know enough about each other to warrant such discourse. 5631 words, complete.

Remind Me To Thank Octavia by FirstAde Octavia gets drunk at a party and calls Clarke, who thinks Lexa is about to take advantage of the drunk girl's state. Obviously that's not the case. It's Lexa, she's a smol bean who wouldn't hurt anone like that, but Clarke definitely wants to kick Lexa's ass for 2.5 seconds.  3378 words, complete.

Wanheda and the Commander by SkyPrincessCommanderBadass The Commander and Wanheda have been arch enemies for months. The Commander keeps chasing her and Wanheda keeps on destroying the town of Polis. most of the time the reason is because of the company Arkadia which Wanheda established but was kicked off by a new ruler, her previous second in command.  767 words, complete.

The Chauffeur by mswarrior Lexa leaned up against the town car, checking her watch for the umpteenth time. "Where the hell is she?" Her next job she was picking up was an older woman. By her curt message, she wasn't to be late, park the car by the entrance, and don't talk unless asked a question. Her pieces of baggage were sent down earlier and were already in the trunk. When at last the doorman moved to open the door, the woman waved at her and Lexa moved quickly to open the back passenger door as the woman slid inside. Lexa was about to close the door when the woman called out to another person to hurry up. Lexa turned and almost ran face and breast first into the most beautiful woman she had ever seen. Lexa took in a startled breath. 8443 words, complete.

Start of something new by accio_nora The one where Clarke and Lexa are the captains of rivaling soccer teams, and things take a turn. Featuring lame ass High School Musical references. 1883 words, complete.

Monday Day 1 Enemies to Lovers by Arkeis07 Times in the woods where Lexa changes her mind about Clarke, and one time in Polis where Clarke change her mind about Lexa.

When You Feel My Heat Look Into My Eyes by Jayenator565, Mac_Aroni, Natali798 After the stress of midterms was finaly over and a late night of arguing with what was probably soon to be her ex, Lexa wanted nothing more than to sleep. A bonding mark, ancient runes, and an ever curious demon with little regard for her personal space was not very high on her to-do list but then again Clarke thinks she should always be high on Lexa's to-do list. 14,797 words, in progress.

Day 1 Drabble by 100hearteyes Clarke and Lexa are rival journalists...and more.

Blades, Blood, and Bonds by stringingwords Lexa is a ruthless Celtic gladiator seeking her revenge on Rome. Clarke is a Roman girl in mourning for her father who was kiled in the Gaelic war. Watching the games and hoping for Lexa's death seems the perfect outlet. Only Clarke's role as spectator is destined to change. 14,739 words, complete.

Remember When We Met? by K17L53 Clarke and Lexa talking about how they met and how their relationship went from "I can't stand you, why are you here?" to "I love you and I can't imagine my life without you." Kind of a lowkey Castle!AU. 1434 words, complete.

I Loved You All My Life by AnneTyrell "You were into that“You were into that Finn and I loved you, you were sleeping around with that pathetic Niylah and I loved you! You wanted to be alone, and I loved you, you needed a friend, and I loved you!” “I’m sorry…” “And now… now I’m with someone amazing, someone that cares about me, someone that values me and….” she paused, holding tears back “And you chose now, NOW to tell me you're in love with me!” 5714 words, complete.

How Machines Live by MadeInSpace During the civil war between Polisians and Arkadians, Major Lexa Woods escapes her regiment after a mutiny. On the brink of death, she's saved by the recluse Clarke Griffin. 2568 words, complete.

Working Blues by kay-emm-gee Doctor!Clarke gets annoyed with Cop!Lexa for leaving her ER when she's not finished being stitched up.

Tacky Flowers by babes-blossom-butt Artist Clarke gets pissed at the pretty botanist who called her flowers tacky. Featuring cute Imagine Me & You references.

There's This Thing I Do (It's Called Loving You) by nutalexfanfic Clarke and Lexa were best friends as children, but things happened and they hated each other instead. Two years after graduation, turns out they are college roommates, and it takes time but they'll help each other heal and they'll love each other. 6422 words, complete.

A Riot by anddirtyrain Cheerleader!Clarke and Jock!Lexa hate each other...and also fuck in closets.

Mama, did you know? by HedaClexaKomBlackhill Clexa's eldest daughter has questions about love, and how her parents' love started. 886 words, complete.

How Times Have Changed by Corvus Corvidae Clarke makes an offhanded comment in an interview about havng a crush on the girl she hated in high school, and things spiral from there. Kind of a Celebrity!AU 9133 words, complete.

Day Two- Roommates

And the moon is a mother to both of us by cori_the_bloody Clarke Griffin's just trying to make it through her first year of college without dying. Is that really too much to ask? 23,488 words, complete.

The Freshman Twelve by exfactor Freshman year roommates stuck together on the snowiest day of the year. 3059, complete.

The golden rules of college by almostafantasia Don’t date your roommate. Don’t have sex with you roommate. Don’t masturbate when your roommate could walk in at any moment. In which Lexa is a small flustered gay and all Clarke wants is to get herself off without being disturbed. And then the roommate situation ascends to an entirely new level… 2319 words, complete.

Clarke Griffin Has Shitty Taste in Dates by Firstade Clarke goes on dates. Lexa is her roommate. They are both idiots. 1375 words, complete.

Satisfied by eternalponine Follow up to Reckoning To Be Reckoned. Three weeks later, the Arkadia and Ton DC High teams are headed to Nationals. Clarke offers to take one for the team and room with one of their rivals. 4187, complete.

Be my friend (Be my lover) by Nina98 The first thing Clarke notices when she wakes up is the second body pressed against her own in the bed that's a bit too small for two. The second thing she notices is Lexa's mascara stained cheeks. 1439 words, complete.

You Like Me by dreaming_wide_awake Clarke and Lexa are college roommates, they get along great, but neither of them are being entirely honest about how much they like each other. 2890 words, complete.

Knock, Knock by hlnwst After a storm devastates Clarke's school, they merge with Lexa's school and the two become roommates. It's clear from the start that there is something between them. 1460 words, complete.

Firestarter by The_ShadowWolf Lexa's trying to get Clarke to be her girlfriend but multiple fires won't let that happen. 3327 words, complete.

Summer Fun by nutalexfanfic Clarke, Octavia, and Raven work at a summer camp every summer for a little bit of extra cash and general summer fun. Lexa is the hot new counselor who just happens to be Clarke's cabin mate. Neither of them even try not to fall for each other. 2335 words, complete.

I Loved You All My Life by AnneTyrell Clarke gets pissed that her girlfriend is only referring to her as a roommate because she's scared to come out.

Standing Up to the Landlord by Arkeis07 Clarke and Lexa have a terrible landlord. 1400 words, complete.

We're just friends who happen to live together. Platonically. In separate bedrooms. by K17L53 Clarke and Lexa have lived in the same apartment for the past two years. There's clearly somehting there with them but well, denial's strong. Raven and Octavia have no chill when it comes to "clexa" and this fic is just some things Clarke and Lexa deal with when living together. 3497 words, complete.

And life was perfect by theperipheral The zombie apocalypse conspires to bring Clarke and Lexa together. 1754 words, complete.

Just A Roommate by MovieWocher Lexa and Clarke were roommates in college. They were getting along just fine until Clarke caught Lexa looking at photos of her. Where did she get them? Clarke wasn't very happy. Spoilers: Someone's sick in the head. 2232, complete.

What's Life Without Cliches? by LostInMyThoughts Clarke drags her roommate, Lexa, to a friend's house party and they eventually get separated but when she gets a text from Lexa asking for help, she acts without really thinking and ends up opening a whole new set of feelings she hadn't realized she was harboring. 2515 words, complete.

Do You? by anonfanfic "Do you have any idea how much I love you?"

Hold Me Close by JezebelTheWicked Lexa and Clarke do a stellar job of pretending the other doesn't exist; even though they're roommates. Then one stormy night changes everything. 1514 words, complete.

The Secrets of Seaton Hall by MaloryArcher The students of Seaton Hall can't help but wonder if there's any truth to the rumors about a couple of administrators who happen to have been roommates years ago on the second floor. 1500 words, complete.

That's More Like It by eluigih "You know this is the fourth date you've tanked this month, sounds like you're losing your touch, Griffin." Clarke wishes it was that simple, she wishes that her recent struggles were merely the product of poor compatibility and awkward first encounters. "And what makes you think that I'm the problem?" 1398 words, complete.

Bonds & Breakdowns by tacohashi Clarke Griffin never knew bonding with her roommates would be easy if she had an emotional breakdown at three am. 1886 words, complete.

"We're roommates and I pretend to be your significant other to scare off your one night stands" by clexabrasil

The Kraken by kay_be “Fuck it, we’re young. What’s the worst that could happen?” That’s the rationale and sage advice that led Lexa to living in her best friend’s girlfriend’s house with four roommates and one shower. What did the sage advice pertain to? Agreeing to let that girl she definitely didn’t still have a thing for and was now just friends with move into the open bedroom across the hall. What’s the worst that could happen? 3107 words, complete.

Green Diamond by Bal3xicon Ever wondered what Sims characters get up to when we're not controlling them? Clarke and Lexa are recreated and paired together time after time, in house after house, in game after game. When the player leaves the game long enough the characters can get up to all kinds of mischief. What might happen if they leave Clarke and Lexa in a room all by themselves without a door? Plenty. 2042 words, complete.

Day Three: Stuck Together

On Murder and Mystery by stringingwords While waitressing at a posh lawyer party, Clarke gets trapped on the roof with a mysterious girl who prefers secrets to names. 2475 words, complete.

Rivals by Essays in Existentialism Clarke and Lexa are rival cheerleading captains with a little too much sexual tension. They both stay in the same hotel with their teams for a competition.

Lock and Key by eternaleponine During a theater rehearsal, Clarke and Lexa get locked into a closet behind the stage. Turns out Lexa is afraid of the dark.

Day 3 Stuck Together by clexabrasil Part 2 to the roommates prompt, stuck together in a car.

Hair Pin by AnonBeMe The AU in which Clarke's friends keep handcuffing her to random people at parties.

Behind Closed Doors by hlnwst Clarke and Lexa find themselves stuck in a lift in the hospital that Clarke works at. They find themselves gravitating towards each other with more in common than they would have imagined.

Here's To The Places We Weren't Supposed To Be by LostInMyThoughts Clarke is forced to attend a fundraiser and once she has had enough of the place she sneaks off only to get locked in a supply room with Lexa Woods, someone she hasn't seen since high school.

Sometimes elevators are the fastest way to date by fforteventura Lexa and Clarke get stuck in an elevator. 1910 words, complete.

I Am Nobody's Pet by dreaming_wide_awake Clarke has lost a bet with her friends and has to go and steal a sword from the Woods family crypt. Legend has it that Alexandria Woods wakes from her tomb every night to search for her lost love. But urban legends aren't true, right? 4100 words, complete.

The candle store by almostafantasia Abby sends Clarke out running errands in the middle of a goddamn storm that has her rapped inside a store selling nothing but candles. But at least the girl that works there is cute... 2623 words, complete.

Your heart may long by cori_the_bloody Clarke and Lexa get caught in a tight space while trying to escape the acid fog. 2162 words, complete.

Now We Wait by FirstAde Clarke and Lexa meet for the first time at work. Then they get stuck there together. Fluff, zero angst. 2113 words, complete.

I Loved You All My Life by AnneTyrell Clarke is stuck in an elevator with the sexy CEO of WoodsCorporation. 7530 words, complete.

So...what are we going to do about the whole sleeping thing? by K17L53 Sharing a bed/room AU where it's Lincoln and O's wedding. There's a mix up with Clarke and Lexa's room and the hotel's booked out so they're stuck with each other.

A Science Experiment Gone Wrong by MovieWocher Last class of the day, everyone just wants to get up and leave. But that wouldn’t be a normal day if nothing bizarre happens. Raven is not just good tinkering with gadgets, she’s also a genius with chemicals provided there are no unexpected incidents. Clarke was one of her unwitting victims. New girl Lexa was not amused. 1366 words, complete.

Living Conditions by theperipheral They're stuck with each other, and they wouldn't have it any other way. 905 words, complete.

And on a Wednesday, In a Cafe (I watched it begin again) by SkyPrincessCommanderBadass A Clexa soulmate AU. The timer on her arm stopped when ceruleans landed on emeralds. 978 words, complete.

Wednesday: Stuck Together by Arkeis07 Natblida hair-braiding brank pure fluff and grounder culture musings. 1100 words, complete.

Have love, will travel by watchingfangirl Clarke and Lexa go on a road trip. Featuring Lexa, the useless lesbian. 2250 words, complete.

Snowed In Surprise by babes-blossom-butt Lexa visits Clarke's tattoo parlor.

Day 3 Stuck Together by 100hearteyes Clarke tries to walk out on Lexa, but then they get stuck in an elevator together.

Strangers in Bathrooms by potatogestapo Clarke is overworked and tired, but forces herself to meet up with her coworkers/friends at the bar after work. All she really wants to do is go home to her couch and Netflix, and not have to deal with Finn and Bellamy's annoying attempts at flirting with her. And as if that's not enough, a snow storm leaves them stranded at the bar. Can a smoking hot stranger brighten up her night? or Clarke and Lexa meet at a bar, and there's enough sexual tension to cut through with a knife. Hot bathroom sex ensues. 5155 words, complete.

Never Judge a State by Its Traffic by MaloryArcher Lexa and Clarke get side by side stuck in a traffic jam. 2541 words, complete.

I hate you (I love you) by Nina98 What the world knows is that Lexa and Clarke hate each other. But things aren't always what they seem... 1830 words, complete.

Something's gained in living every day by whyyesitscar Clarke and Lexa find time to talk while stranded in no-man's-land between Arkadia and Polis. Set circa 3x07 but definitely diverging from canon. 2230 words, complete.

I'm Bigger Than These Demons by JezebelTheWicked When Clarke gets dared to go inside the creepy house on the corner, she never expected to meet someone... 2062 words, complete.

Fish Out of Water by kay_be Lexa and Clarke are working at a summer camp. Find out what happens when they get caught out in a storm and must seek shelter in the boathouse to wait out the storm. 4710 words, complete.

No Filter by Bal3xicon It has been a year since Clarke and Lexa have been in the same space. At their daughter's wedding the two are forced to share a room, forced to talk to each other, and forced to re evaluate many of the decisions they have made. 6460 words, complete.

Marvelously I am no longer sure you know by Randominternetstranger Clarke is stoked to be part of an artwork by Anya Van Der Wald. At least, she is until she discovers who she is going to be posing with. 5135 words, complete.

Day 4: Fake Dating

We were pretending, until we weren't by almostafantasia When Clarke asks Lexa to pretend to be her girlfriend at a party to make her ex-boyfriend jealous, it is simultaneously the best and worst moment of Lexa’s life. But even though her feelings and her closest friendship are on the line, Lexa finds herself complaining less and less as the night goes on, especially when Clarke’s affection continues long after Finn has left. 5879 words, complete.

Slippery Slopes and Other Logical Fallacies by exfactor A fake fake-dating AU. The only thing better than pretending to be a couple to go to a couples-only resort is to actually be a couple. 2587 words, complete.

This Is Going To Be Way Easier Than I Thought by LostInMyThoughts Clarke's mom is worried about her after dreaming that she is struggling. So to convince her that she is doing ok she tells her that she is in a relationship with her best friend Lexa and she has been helping her take care of her son. Lexa knows she is going to regret agreeing to Clarke's charade. 2697 words, complete.

Something's gained in living every day by whyyesitscar In the midst of finals, Raven plots to set Clarke and Lexa up on a date to relieve their stress. 10529 words, complete.

After Hours by hlnwst Lexa has been working for Clarke for three years and they have a great professional relationship. Clarke's mother had a fundraiser and is hinting that Clarke should have a date... 3913 words, complete.

I Loved You All My Life by AnneTyrell During their fake date, Lexa gets jealous and truth spilleth...

Let's Pretend by FirstAde “How about, for tonight, you’re my date? Pretend we’re together, and you can help me take these suckers to the cleaners and build a new oncology wing in the process. I’m sure you love a good swindling, Miss CEO.” “I won’t even try to deny that, Doc.” Lexa chuckled. “It sounds like a fun. Besides, it’s for the children, right?” Lexa and Clarke meet at a hospital benefit gala. It's more "Fake date" than "Fake dating" which makes a difference, I think. 3568 words, complete.

One Wrong Number by dreaming_wide_awake Clarke gets a new phone and texts Raven, though as she hadn't backed up her numbers she reaches someone else. 5000 words, complete.

A Very Griffin Fake Christmas by MaloryArcher The Griffin family is convinced that Clarke and Lexa are dating, and, eventually, it seems easier for both women to go with it than it would be to make a plausible case for denial. 9135 words, complete.

Superlative by eternaleponine Clarke does not want to go to her high school reunion alone. Lexa needs an excuse not to attend a wedding. They get fixed up by mutual friends...what could possibly go wrong? 3763 words, in progress.

I'll Be Your Girlfriend by RedBeautyFTW Lexa gets approached by a beautiful stranger with an even stranger request... 1026 words, complete.

She's a Real Peach by eluigih Not wanting to attend her mother's wedding alone, Clarke hires Lexa to be her girlfriend (Lexa is very good at her job) 4933 words, in progress.

PCH Cruising by Oxymoronicalism Lexa recruits Clarke as her Girlfriend in order to avoid unwanted attention on surf trip down the California coastline, but she learns that maybe talking about our feelings and being direct with people is a good way to communicate (lol i guess im not familiar) 3000 words, complete.

Day 5: Alternate Canon/Canon Divergence

Of Stars and Earth by dreamsaremywords "She tastes like the earth. That is Lexa’s first thought, when Clarke shoves her back against the table and their mouths clash together so hard it hurts." 4339 words, complete.

You see through my hardened face by theperipheral The blockade works and the grounders have come to Arkadia to negotiate terms. Clarke and Lexa begin to come to terms with the fact that they can't escape their feelings. 11,442 words, complete.

It's All Going To Be Ok (You're Not Alone) by Sixtu16 It's been a year since Lexa died. Clarke stares at the night sky. She misses Lexa, she's grieving and this is a special night. Or the tribute to the two most beautiful love stories on the show. 2633 words, complete.

Without you (I'd never make it out alive) by tacohashi Lexa lives for Clarke. 1434 words, complete.

Day 5 by 100hearteyes As she hears Clarke heave a heavy sigh of relief, Lexa lets out a breath she didn’t know she was holding. Then she wishes she could suck it back in when Clarke’s flaring gaze turns on her. “What the hell were you thinking?!” Against each and every one of her instincts and teachings, Lexa starts. In her defense, angry Clarke is downright terrifying. “I was saving you, Clarke.” Her voice is calm — always calm.

Day 5 Alternate Canon They head to the door and Clarke rests her hand on the handle. “I will come back.” She doesn’t know whether it is something she truly believes or needs to try to believe in order to survive the distance. Leaving Lexa is proving even more difficult than she expected. “I’m sorry I resisted for so long. I’m sorry I didn’t give us more time.” The tiny, sad smile on Lexa’s lips says all. “It takes as long as it takes.”

As we're becoming home by gangsteroyster @jroth your canon is stupid and it's not canon anymore 9108 words, in progress.

Alive by AnneTyrell It was all just a dream...

Healing by FirstAde What should have happened after season 2. 3550 words, complete.

Someday by dreaming_wide_awake The battle for Polis had been fought and won, Ontari was dead, Luna was guiding the Coalition. Yet Clarke had still never felt so alone. Though she is not alone as someone is watching over her from the shadows. 2621 words, complete.

Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there. I did not die. by gillywulf Lexa learns what "death is not the end" really means. 1762 words, complete.

Coming back to you by almostafantasia After being shot by Titus, Lexa is visited by some familiar faces on her way into the afterlife who helped her to realize that maybe there are things worth fighting against death for. 1904 words, complete.

Two Thrones by RaeDMagdon Clarke can't look at Lexa without burning. She can't look at that face, black streaks smeared around green eyes, jaw as straight and hard as a blade, without her teeth clenching and her nails biting into her palms. (She remembers Lexa's lips, so soft and warm against hers). 1582 words, complete.

Expect the Unexpected by KTM250 Story about Lexa and Clarke and the decisions they make as they navigate politics and other dangers. Canon Divergence (some things follow established story line) Out of character! 7042 words, complete.

We don't talk very much (we just fake being nice) by cori_the_bloody "Though she’d literally fallen from the sky, Clarke never felt like an alien on earth till she’d started living in Polis." Clarke's trying to put aside her past and her anger so she can adjust to her new life. Lexa wants to help, but she has to earn Clarke's trust back first. Set after "Ye Who Enter Here." 30,031 words, in progress.

The First Time They Saw Each Other...The Real Story by MovieWocher Skaikru wanted to negotiate and sent an ambassador to meet with the Commander. The Commander wasn't having any of it until she laid her eyes on the girl. This story tells what really happened the first time they met. 698 words, complete.

Birthright by Zire_7 It hadn't happened in two hundred and fifty years and it was more a precaution that she was told than anything else. But when did that ever stop fate from throwing Clarke a curve ball or two. At least this time she welcomed the latest turn her life was taking... 8995, in progress.

Valentine's Day On The Ground by withoutapast Humorous AU: Lexa tries to woo Clarke by learning the customs of her people.

You Make Me Feel This Way by withoutapast AU: The 100 came down followed shortly by The Ark. Skaikru and Trikru didn’t get embroiled in war or forge an alliance with one another before the Mountain fell. Clarke gets captured by Azgeda then delivered to Lexa. 9059 words, complete.

The 100: Like Hell I Do by pirateboots A canon-divergence fix-it fic starting from the last 10 minutes of 307 and carrying on through to a finale with a very alive Commander Lexa. The bullet passes cleanly through Lexa and gives her a fighting chance to survive. Once the danger has passed, Clarke must leave for Arkadia before the blockade goes into effect. When she arrives, she finds her people almost unrecognisable both thanks to Pike's influence and the suspicious effect Jaha's City of Light chips are having on those who choose to take them. Can she save her people? 130,793 words, complete.

The 100: Same as Me by pirateboots Sequel to The 100: Like Hell I Do and a replacement for S4 of the show. A year has passed since Lexa retook her throne. In that time, the Kongeda has enjoyed peace and the signs can be seen everywhere. Arkadia and the Sky people are finally flourishing on the ground, guided by their new Chancellor and by Bandrona Clarke. But the unexpected arrival of Luna threatens to throw the Kongeda back into chaos, and the world is about to get a lot bigger. New factions move in the shadows and threats come from the most unexpected directions. The peace that Clarke and Lexa have forged together may not survive the fallout and all the while, the pair must guide their personal relationships, both with each other and with their friends, through the murky waters. 129,912 words, in progress.

Something's gained in living every day by whyyesitscar Clarke and Lexa adjust to their places in a world of burgeoning peace. 10,529 words, complete.

Morning by anddirtyrain This is morning for them. The quiet rustling of sheets. Sighs. The sunlight streaming brightly through the windows, invading the peaceful sanctuary that is their bed. Their bodies intertwined as they fight through the layers of sleep, slowly, like thick honey moving inside a jar. They like to pretend they have all the time in the world.

Darkest Before the Dawn by Aethena02 The war grinds on for Lexa and the rebellion. With Azgeda in pursuit, Lexa finds that not only does she battle the enemy and discontent among her generals, but also the temptation to abandon her duty. Meanwhile, in Arkadia, Clarke plays a dangerous game of her own, walking a fine line between two factions in an attempt to find allies. A dangerous gamble pays off, and she finds out the truth behind the City of Light is even worse than anyone imagined.Heda and Wanheda find themselves on a collision course with their enemies...and each other. 41,100 words, in progress.

Sea Salve by Oxymoronicalism Lexa is shot in the head, and during in the turmoil that erupts within Polis, Clarke and Aden flee with her to the Boat People. Under Luna’s refuge, the stranded family tries to heal. 1400 words, complete.

Feral Love by VolatileVision Rewrite of episode 3x03 - Before Clarke can even think about bowing before Lexa, she needs to be convinced that Lexa won’t betray her again. But it doesn't quite go the way she had planned... 6727 words, complete.

Day 6: Friends to Lovers

The World Had Less Color Without You by DreamsAreMyWords When Lexa loses Costia, she also loses the ability to see in color. She thinks she'll never see again, but then a very pretty girl is assigned as her partner for her group project, and suddenly she can see snatches of blue and gold and other colors no matter how hard she pretends she can't... 13,821 words, complete.

You're My Person by dreaming_wide_awake Clarke and Lexa have been friends since their first day of college, and 5 years later that friendship is still going strong. But both of them feel a lot more than simple 'friend love' for the other, neither wants to risk what they have on the off chance that the other feels the same way. 2,317 words, complete.

Something's gained in living every day by whyyesitscar Clarke and Lexa reunite after breaking up in high school.

Always by K17L53 Clarke and Lexa were friends since they were 5 and their friendship slowly developed into something more. And they had been together for a few years now. But when things were going so well, when things were about to get better really, something went…very wrong. Clarke died. And this fic is Lexa thinking back to them and their relationship; how they got best friends to lovers. 2,440 words, complete.

If you asked... by FirstAde Clarke and Lexa have been friends for basically their whole lives. This is the story of them from 8 years old to 28 years old. 8,518 words, complete.

Like one of your french girls by almostafantasia Ever the queen of procrastination, Clarke has left the assignment for her life drawing class to the last minute and found herself without a model. Enter Lexa, because apparently posing naked for each other is something that friends do...

Day 7- Free Day

the way you've got me under your spell (don't you keep it all to yourself) brokendevil “You should text me to let me know you've arrived safe. I’ll worry otherwise,” you offer instead and she looks at you like she can’t believe that what you’ve said is real. You’re not entirely sure what it is that you’ve done to earn that look but it feels nice. “I mean, if you want to.” “I want to,” Lexa assures you and for some reason your heart begins to pound. “You have my number. I’m still holding out for that day that you make the first move, nerd.” 13,538 words, complete.

Stealing kisses by onemilliongoldstars Clarke is an overachieving chess nerd, while Lexa leads the champoinship winning track team. They steal kisses behind the bookshelves and in the bathrooms and hopes that their friends won't realise that their shirts as askew and their lipstick is smudged. 4009 words, complete.

Love Will Find A Way, If You Want It To by doubleolesbian Penitent Lexa tries to tame the temperamental lion that is Clarke Griffin and prays that her best friend will be merciful. 1721 words, complete. http://archiveofourown.org/works/10048412

When you hit me with the ooh by thecrackshiplollipop Snapchat probably wasn't created to help you find love, but sometimes it just works out that way. 13,106 words, complete.

Collide by Shipperony10 Clarke decides to attend a music festival not knowing she might be crossing paths with exactly the one person she needs in her life. 11,291 words, complete.

Double Blind by exfactor Anya sets Lexa up on a blind date. 4442 words, complete.

How Times Have Changed by CorvusCorvidae Clarke makes an offhanded comment in an interview about having a crush on the girl she hated in high school, and things spiral from there. 9133 words, complete.

Last Woman Standing by Geyranger When people think about war, they tend to think about soldiers, guns, generals and battles. Few ever think about logistics, about the basic human needs which still needs to be met for the soldiers to be able to fight. Food. Water. Sanitary facilities, that sort of thing. Yet they are equally important as ammunition and infantry, and wars have been won over them. That notion probably didn’t do much to cheer up Roan Azgheda when he went to the men’s bathroom about thirty minutes later, and got ambushed by two girls hiding in a bathroom stall. Three nerf gun darts stuck to his forehead and Lexa’s plastic knife held to his throat, he swore loudly and gave up his piece of paper to Lexa before stalking out of the room. or The murder-assassin game AU you always knew you needed 8590 words, complete.

Regalia by lexaw Dear Clarke, If you are reading this letter, then it is safe to say I have failed in explaining the situation before you stormed out. I have prepared the box in the event this happens. Your mother has informed me that I should expect this behavior, but I had hoped you would be patient enough to see reason. Inside this box, as you already know, is a suit. In two months' time, I will need to introduce you to the parliament of Polis as the remaining living heir. The slightly older, more mature Princess Diaries AU 9957 words, in progress

Bashful Creatures by LostHeda She stalled for a second, why was she here? Yeah, I just wanted to see you again. No. “Uh,” why did she falter so much around this girl? Her usually confident bravado seemed to be left at the street corner the second she walked through those glass doors. “I just thought that Fish might like some things while he stays here, so he doesn't, you know, get lonely or something.”

Or the one where Lexa can't figure out why she keeps returning to the Animal Shelter she had dropped off a stray puppy, maybe it was the blonde owner who worked the front desk or maybe it was because she had finally found a connection with something other than another person. 6865 words, complete.

Life's Priorities by Clexa15 After Detective Lexa Woods thinks she and her team took down one of the biggest drug distribution warehouses in the city she soon comes to learn that it's not what she thinks it is. When one of the largest drug lords in the country is out to get her Lexa does all she can to keep those around her safe, even the blue eyed, golden haired beauty that keeps waking her up in the middle of the night. 107,458 words, in progress.

The Doctor by Commander_Snow Lexa finds herself in the hospital after being hit by a car while she was drunk, she hates everything about hospitals, except maybe the cute doctor.
Clarke is nervous about her first day as a doctor but things are going well, that is, until she is faced with her first patient who just happens to be some sort of Greek goddess. Or Clarke and Lexa meet as doctor and patient, after Lexa leaves the hospital, life continues. 15,093 words, complete.

Til the day I die by casualheda Lexa and Clarke travel to Azgeda but things don't go quite as planned. 5536 words, complete.

Can You See Me? by clexawarrior After blowing up a bridge full of Grounders, Clarke makes it her mission to nurse one surviving warrior back to health. Lexa, the survivor, wakes up to find herself alone in the camp of the enemy, wanting nothing more than to be returned to her own people. Until she realizes that she might not want that anymore. Canon up until 1x10 56,288 words, in progress.

Fleimstika by PersephoneSleeps Ever since the Ark fell to Earth one hundred years earlier Skaikru and Trikru have been locked in a bitter territorial war. Abby Griffin, Skaikru's Chancellor, is desperate to cement her legacy by having her daughter follow in her footsteps. What better way to build her daughter's prestige than to give her the legendary commander of the united clans as her own? 5066 words, in progress.

To the moon and back (an ever increasing gap) by betteronpaper clarke doesn't know concepts or definitions as a child and lexa doesn't really care so long as she's with clarke or that childhood friends to dating to married au when in kindy, that kinda turns into a Thing as they grow up and fall completely in love basically they're adorable 3255 words, in progress.

Teach Me How To... by Writing_is_my_jam123 On the surface, it may seem like Clarke is the one needing help, but can she help Lexa with her own problems too? 8166 words, complete.

Say You Won't Let Go by jesuisemily Detective Lexa Woods has been part of the police department for six years. The law has been her whole life, in which she took after her cousin, Anya Woods. Then, on an unfortunate event, the law was all she had. From then on, she swore never to endanger anyone else just for the simple action of loving them. Yet, what happens when an outgoing bodacious blue-eyed blonde enters her life unexpectedly, just to tear her motto apart? 3654 words, in progress.

The Flame and The Dame by TheDoctorSmith Lexa Woods is a PI with a tragic past. Clarke is a lounge singer whose best friend, ace reporter Raven Reyes, has disappeared while investigating a shadowy organisation involved with kidnapped scientists, mobsters and a mysterious object that might be creating its own reality. Together, Clarke and Lexa will find themselves caught up in a strange journey through the dangerous underground world of the Weather Men. Who are they - and what is The Flame? 2489 words, in progress.

More Women than Warriors by steklir 'Before you,' he said, 'you can see more women than warriors. Cowardly, unarmed, they will give up the moment they see the weapons and bravery of their conquerors who have given them such a drubbing so many times before.' (Tacitus, Annals XIV.36) The first time Clarke sees the Head Girl she’s sitting on a throne, presiding over her dominion with a piercing stare and a crown of braids in her hair. Her warriors are spread at her feet, a multitude of them, all long-haired and wild and clad in identical brown regalia. There’s something of the sacred about her, like the crimson cloak draped across her shoulders and her divinity are one and the same. Or at least it feels that way. British girls' boarding school AU. Obviously. 140310 words, in progress.

Suffrage by stringingwords In which The 20th century has just begun. London is bustling with budding inventions, grand soirees, rumors of war, and inequality. Growing tired of being considered property, women are rallying across the country in favor of their right to vote. Clarke, Raven, and Octavia are scrappy suffragists determined to make the change happen. They find an unexpected ally in Lady Alexandra Woolcott, a noblewoman in the enemies' camp. Or the fic about Clexa taking down the patriarchy you may have known you needed. 38961 words, in progress.

Breaking News: It Only Took Me 30 Days by LostInMyThoughts Clarke Griffin has just been hired to co-anchor WPLS's highest rated news broadcast. On her first day she meets Lexa Woods, the producer of the show and she is immediately take by her. Lexa has been producing the same show for a over a year now but there is something about her new anchor that she can't explain. What becomes of their relationship in just a months worth of time? 2708 words, in progress.

Them Troublemakers by AnonBeMe "...you really don't want to tell him that you can't take your eyes off the lead singer, that her raspy voice echoes in your bones and her adorable dimples make your knees wobble. You don't want to tell him because you're not ready to be with anyone. Not yet." OR The AU in which Lexa is a single-parent widow, Clarke is running from her past and together they’re terrible at taking things slow. 8965 words, in progress.

Tzigane by almostafantasia The last thing that Clarke wants to wake up to after a big night out is the sound of her next door neighbour practicing the violin. When she confronts her neighbour about the racket coming from her apartment, Clarke gets more than she bargained for. In which Clarke is beyond hungover and Lexa is very talented with her fingers. 3191 words, complete.

Just One More Night (at the end of the world) by imincharge Every night Elyza and Alicia find a new place to stay, every night Alicia looks at this calendar. But why this piece of paper matters if it's the end of the world? 2482 words, complete.

Commander of the Blood by AeonUS Clarke fell to earth and struggles for survival in a strange new world. A supernatural being saves her from death. Will Clarke see Lexa as something more than the just The Commander of Blood? 2055, in progress.

I Am Nobody’s Pet pt 2 by dreaming_wide_awake Lexa continues to learn about the 'new world' though she is thoroughly confused about bdsm and how they managed to get tiny dinosaurs into the television set. We're also introduced to a new character when Anya follows Clarke home from the hospital. Continuation of the Vampire!Lexa story. 2077 words, complete.

Art

Day 1 Royalty AU by elphnow

Lexa smiling by dejectedlamb

Day 1 by WaitingForShow

Clexaweek by Gibbedshep

Day 1 by blueinspace

Day 1 by girlsrunningwildunderthemoon

Vigilante Lexa and her candles by waitingforshow

Clexaweek by SwanHeda

Childhood AU by turtleduckie

Day 2 Roommates Fencer AU by elphnow

Day 2 Roommates music major!Lexa and art major! Clarke by mj-draws

Moodboard for "bids,bargaining,beginnings"by without-fear-and-grief

Stuck Together by waitingforshow

Roommates by waitingforshow

A soft epilogue by gibbedshep

Clexaweek by without-fear-and-grief

Moodboard for "One Wrong Number" by without-fear-and-grief

Fake Dating Rebels AU by elphnow

Moodboard for Our Hearts Have Minds of Their Own by alisbitch

Red String of Fate witch au by blueinspace

Stuck Together Demon AU by alphacommander

Stuck Together Pun by waitingforshow

College Roommates by dejectedlamb

Clexaweek by thecrimsonknight

Athlete Lexa 1 by zee014

Fake Dating by waitingforshow

Winter Days by elphnow

Fake Dating Demon AU by alphacommander

Fake Dating AU by blueinspace

The Huntress and the Forest Guardian by elphnow

Moodboard for "Of Stars and Earth" by without-fear-and-grief

Athlete Lexa 2 by zee014

We Miss Lexa by mercutia81

Childhood Sweethearts AU by elphnow

Lexark by elphnow

Friends to Lovers by mj-draws

I can't help falling in love with you by turtleduckie

The Battle by waitingforshow

Collect the moments by turtleduckie

Lexark by blueinspace

Moodboard for "Superlative" by without-fear-and-grief

Moodboard for "Your roommate" by without-fear-and-grief

Fish the Dog wants to join by gibbedshep

Dapper Dandy Lexa by zee014

Fake Dating Social Media AU by k17l53

Flower Queen Lexa by sluttyunicorn13

Fanbook

Salt, Honey, and Blood by Aethena02 and Yakustarburst

Fanvid

Clexa Who Knew- Lexa is our Hero by SoraYagami

Invincible by Mercurialdreams

Music

Lexa version by woladnama

Clarke version by woladnama

ClexaHalloweenWeek Masterlist

#Clexaweek2017 #Clexa #Clexa fic rec #Clexa fanfic #Clexa art #Clarke x Lexa #Clarke/Lexa #Clarklexa #Masterlist #Clexaweek Masterlist

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Five Times

In my post about the show’s recent hammering home the Rule of Three, I mentioned that back in 12.08 it looked like Fives were going to be a thing:

It was suggested to me that Cas’s life has been in jeopardy twice already this season, and that he’s been saved each time. But I think this really IS our Law of Fives coming into play again.

The Law of Fives I’m referring to here is about discord, chaos, based on the parody religion created in the 60′s devoted to the worship of the goddess Eris as a “balance” to traditional religion based on order and outlined in the Principia Discordia. It’s a weird little book.

But there has been a progression of five for Cas (like all those fics based on the “five times” trope, where the sixth iteration of the thing brings it to fruition or subverts the trope). Each incident has escalated the harm/danger to Cas:

Incident 1: 12.01: The fight with Ms. Watt, where her advantage was the magical brass knuckles. She managed to disarm him and knock him on his ass. If Mary hadn’t intervened and killed her, who knows WHAT would’ve happened.

(also, with our new knowledge of “the Code” that killing a MoL earns you a death sentence, I wonder who the MoL feel is truly responsible for Ms. Watt’s death? Considering it was delivered with an angel blade, I am betting that they think CAS actually killed her and have no idea it was Mary.)

But Ms. Watt was busy making her Evol Villain Speech to Dean first. Dean was the momentary distraction that enabled Mary to sneak up behind her in the first place.

Incident 2: 12.07: Cas confronts Lucifer twice, once in the dressing room and once on stage. Lucifer easily tosses him aside both times; once in favor of beating Crowley with a guitar (we know his purpose for being there was to distract Lucifer and buy them time before he just killed Cas... they both went in there thinking it was a likely suicide mission), and once in favor of tossing Dean around a bit... Still, Cas walks away significantly worse for wear.

Once again, Dean was the distraction that kept Lucifer from snapping his fingers and booping Cas out of existence.

Incident 3: 12.10: Cas weakened himself healing Ishim, but then Ishim beats Castiel when he uncovers the truth about Lily, Akobel, and the little girl who was not a nephilim. Dean faces a choice as Ishim tells Cas that he’s going to “destroy his human weakness,” by killing Dean while he watches. Dean makes the choice not to banish Ishim because doing so might kill Cas in his weakened condition. In that state, if Sam and Lily hadn’t shown up when they did to create a distraction, Ishim likely would’ve killed Dean and then Cas.

Again, Dean was the object of Ishim’s torture of Cas. Because that was mental and emotional torture.

Incident 4: 12.12: In a brilliant 42 minute long metaphor for Castiel’s entire existence since the fateful day he pulled Dean out of Hell, perfectly summed up by this single statement:

Castiel: No, you listen to me. You -- Look, thank you. Thank you. Knowing you, it... it's been the best part of my life. And the things that... the things we've shared together, they have changed me. You're my family. I love you. I love all of you.

Castiel has been impaled on the Lance of Michael by a yellow-eyed Demon. He’s rotting away and apparently nothing can save him from inevitable death. But Dean nudges events, yelling at Crowley and insisting there’s a way to save Cas. It leads to all of them confronting said yellow-eyed demon with Sam emerging victorious this time (unlike the last time he faced a YED). Crowley, of all people, breaks the lance, healing Cas, and telling Dean Winchester “You’re welcome.” Making ALL of Crowley’s actions there directly attributable to Dean’s influence.

(echoes of Cas telling Ishim  Well, my friendship with Sam and Dean has made me stronger.)

Incident 5: 12.15-???: Cas is approached by an agent of Heaven, and offered some sort of unofficial “deal” to help them find Dagon and Kelly (and specifically the nephilim), in exchange for consideration of forgiveness for his past “crimes” against Heaven. We have no idea what’s been happening to Cas while he’s been missing, but we feel Dean’s growing desperation to contact him. We are rightfully worry about his safety, knowing his history with Heaven and the fact that Dean’s Worry Levels are usually entirely justified about Cas’s absences...

which essentially gives us a FIVE EPISODE buildup of emotional tension leading directly up to--

The Future: 12.19: We have even less information to work with on what might happen in 12.19. What we do know is that Cas will finally come face to face with Dagon near the portal to Heaven (and from the bts clips it looks pretty damn grim for Cas... She has him by the neck and then rips her hand away as he falls to the ground...)

What we do know is that Cas is not gonna get ~perma-dead~ because duh. What we DON’T know is what mysterious force will intervene *coughdeancough* and what this final result will be.

I have no idea how to read this series of incidents without pinning at LEAST everything from incident #3 onward directly on the “cosmic consequences” that Billie warned us about. Because ever since 6.11 we know how those cosmic consequences work, like a chain reaction spiraling outward from the moment Dean refuses to reap that little girl. If he hadn’t gone back and “fixed” that first assault on the natural order, the consequences would’ve continued to ripple out in a larger and larger effect, spreading chaos in their wake.

And that’s what I’m seeing happen here.

**Note to folks who are scare this means BAD THINGS OH NO-- the entire point of this entire escalating arc of chaos is that it demands a resolution. The resolution is not death here. At least, not for Cas. 

#castiel winchester #spn 12.01 #spn 12.07 #spn 12.10 #spn 12.12 #spn 12.15 #spn 12.19 #COSMIC. CONSEQUENCES. #subversion and inversion #or #face your past head-on and FIND ANOTHER WAY a BETTER WAY