#this is such a funny piece of information

[kukurykunapatyku]

[I.D.: Drawing of Sabo, Koala and Vinsmoke Ichiji from One Piece inside a wooden shack, framed like a photo. Also a random guy I made up just for this: he has short hair, is tied with rope to the ceiling and has wide-open eyes. He's not important. Koala is in the front, she's grinning with closed eyes and posing her right hand in victory sign. Her left hand and legs are out of frame, she's the one making the photo. She's wearing pink shirt with white frills and her bordo hat with goggles. Yonji is behind her, crouched down with his face in his hands. He,s wearing white t-shirt and brown trousers. Sabo is on the left, making thumbs up in front of the tied guy, part of his right leg is out of frame. He has wide smile, left side of his face is covered in scar tissue. He's wearing grey boots, blue shirt with white cravat, light blue pants and black coat. On the floor next to him lays empty bucket, water spilling out of it. /End I.D.]

Vinsmoke shipping week day 2: First date / Detective x Criminal

Say cheese!

Does going on a mission and waterboarding a guy for informations count as first date? I say yes. Turns out being an evil mercenary for most of your life doesn't necesssery prepare you to the kind of stuff revolutionaries do. Well, people learn all their life!

🔽Fic under readmore🔽 also on Ao3

"Everyone, say cheese!"

Koala, unconcerned that only Sabo followed her instruction, lifted the camera higher and put her hand in victory sign, smiling widely. Careful not to drop it, she pushed the button and a few seconds later the polaroid came out. She took it to fully appreciate the mess before her, forever immortalized on film.

Sabo was smiling from ear to ear and putting both his thumbs up, not caring that spilled water was pulling under his boots. In contrast, Yonji crouched down, put his head in hands and looked like he would prefer to be anywhere else.

The captured guard dangling from the ceiling looked mostly confused, if a little less fearful for his life. Well, that'll need to be corrected.

"Let me seeeee," Sabo whined next to her ear. Still smiling, she pushed his head away without any remorse.

"It's mine now, get your own."

"Oh came on, it's not fair! I lost my camera at the base, you know that!"

"I found it and put it on your desk."

His head snapped. "What? Where?!"

"Next to the paperwork from last week." At his blank stare she added: "You know, the one you were supposed to look over and check if everything's alright before we left two days ago?"

Too late to avoid the trap, Sabo did the only smart thing and changed the subject.

"Man, who's the real red one in your family, your brother or you? Maybe we should call you tomato instead of onion." He left her side and picked up now-empty bucket. "It's been a while since I've seen someone fumble interrogation this badly. Isn't a member of the 'legendary mercenary army' supposed be professional in this things?"

Yonji raised his head, his cheeks blooming red.

"I thought when you're waterboarding someone you lift the water up, not pull the guy down. That's why I used stronger knot here." He pointed at the hook the rope was connected to. "How was I supposed to know it's the other way around!"

"Oh, I was wondering about that," Koala interjected. "Weird way to tie it."

"Why didn't you say anything?" he groaned.

She shrugged. "I thought it was some weird Germa way. People learn all their life."

"Well, I just thought it was funny," said Sabo, before focusing on Yonji again. "Wait, with all the war crimes* under your belt, you never waterboarded anyone before?"

Yonji cringed and sunk his head.

"We weren't tasked with capturing people that often, much less interrogate them. Our employers usually wanted to do that themselves. Confident information and all that," he mumbled from behind his hands. He curled further, which was honestly impressive considering his size. Like a mastiff trying to fit inside the cat basket. She reached her hand to pat his hair.

"There there, it wasn't that bad for the first time."

"We won't tell a soul, promise," Sabo lied. "But I can't talk for this one." He gripped the rope and grinned at their guest. "Are you a talker, sir?"

The prisoner gulped at being in the spotlight again and furiously shook his head.

"No? Oh my, that's so unlucky! If you were a talker, this could go a lot faster," Sabo pouted. "As you can see, my friend over there spilled all the water for you. Which means one of two things; either you'll make it easier for all of us and answer a few questions, or-" He sighed dramatically. "We will have to improvise with what we got. And it's going to be bloody shame if you don't last to the end of it." He flashed him a wide smile with way too much teeth.

Fascinating, Koala thought. I didn't know you can lose all the blood in your face while hanging upside down.

-

Koala plopped on the bench between her boys, handing each an ice-cream cone.

Yonji took his and stared at it for a while before turning to smile at them.

"Is this what you guys usually do on missions? I could get used to it."

Koala scratched her neck. "Well, not exactly usually, but sometimes it goes like that. It's a lot less threatening and a lot more running and sneaking around on most days. With occasional explosion or two." She side-eyed Sabo, who looked annoyingly unrepentant.

"Since it's the first time you were going with us, we picked something more up your line." Sabo licked his ice-cream. "Of course, if we knew how much you'll screw it up, we would have given you something different to fuck."

Koala whacked him in the back of the head.

"We agreed not to talk about this anymore! You made fun of him enough already!" She looked back at Yonji. "And why are you blushing!"

"You really are a tomato!"

"Argh, I swear..." Koala huffed and went back to her food. "Why do I even bother."

This just get her twin snickers from the sides. She rolled her eyes but smiled. It went well all things considered. Their captive's tongue seemed to loosen a lot once he realized that everyone in the room was clinically insane, which she was more than happy to contribute to, so the mission went smoothly afterwards.

"One thing i don't understand," she broke the silence. "Why did that guy want your autograph? You don't even have a wanted poster."

"Oh, it's probably because my family is technically main villains of a surprisingly popular vintage comic strip from North Blue. I'm the green one."

Koala nodded.

"Yeah, that makes- You're WHAT?!"

*I apologize for insinuating One Piece world has anything like Geneva convention. It does not.

#In which Yonji somehow started to hang out with revolutionaries on accident and then runs from home. Or something. #vinshippingweek2024 #my stufff #katsuart #katsu writes #yonji #sabo #koala #one piece #vinsmoke yonji #revolutionary sabo #revolutionary koala #koala x sabo x yonji #kosayo? #sabo one piece #koala one piece #flame emperor sabo #revolutionaries #art #fanart #fanfic #fanfiction #ficart #one piece art #one piece fanart #one piece fanfiction

[yuurivoice]

Hi YV! Hope you're doing well!

What are you hoping to establish for the first episode of Echos of Evalast, be it for the individual story or how it all ties into the "Yuuriverse"?

Looking forward to the episode and all the other content to come!

Take care of yourself and good luck! 🍀

First goal is to establish that there's a whole world and culture going on, filled with some interesting folks. Create intrigue beyond just what Finn is up to, and establish why that his actions carry more weight than most people realize.

Second, meet the listener and explore their history with Finn...and plant some seeds of intrigue.

Third, in very plain language explain what the fuck is going on. Not EVERY piece of information is explained, but the basis for what's going on is established and now people will be able to make much more informed theories about why certain things have been going on.

While I don't love exposition like that, I think I've cooked up a clever way for it to happen and it's also pretty funny.

And lastly, we'll answer who the other steward was. :3

[inkiedraws]

My favorite Zou moment is when everyone yelled "What the fuck" for three whole chapters.

#one piece #monkey d luffy #nami #tony tony chopper #usopp #nekomamushi #inuarashi #usopp yelling STOP OHMYGOD PLEASE LET ME PROCESS ALL THIS INFORMATION #idk it was funny to me lmao

[queerdisagreeable]

me: GUARDS! Follow that man.

my guards:

#senseless ramblings #one piece #luffy #i don't watch it but ive been reliably informed this is funny #hof #1k

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

Noah Schnapp is more powerful than the United States government

#how hilarious is it that suez canal is also trending under the second one #what an insane day #learned two wildly different pieces of information this morning #noah schnapp #us politics #speaker of the house #kevin mccarthy #as refreshing as it is to see someone ELSE's gov fall apart for a change and as funny as all the memes are #genuinely sorry to all the non-republican americans on here cause like this ain't lookin good #stranger things

[moongothic]

...I... I do not know what on earth compelled me to make this nor why, but I will not be taking criticism at this time

#Moon posting #Break Week is rough y'all #Please I just needed to shitpost a little let me have this #OP Meta #I know this chart is incomprehensible you just have to accept it for what it is #No I was kind of thinking to myself it was kind of funny how of the OG Shichibukai half of them are either dads or borderline dads #And I was like. Can I make a chart of this. Can I make a Dad Chart of the Warlords. #I don't know why I made this nor what to do with this information but. Sure. Let me yeet this out. #Kuma is the Dadliest Dad to Ever Dad in One Piece. Moria canonically adopted Perona when she was little. We love the OG Goth Dad #Crocodad is real TO ME but if nothing else he does have the energy 100%. It's just short of Canon Confirmation at this point #Mihawk is a weird uncle to me. He has no dad energy. This man does not fuck. But he'll look after some kids (Zoro & Perona). Sure. #Blackbeard is like the opposite of Mihawk. He has never looked after a child but I'm sure he has spawned a bastard or two or three #(He may be a father but he is not a Dad) (But canonically as far as we know BB has no kids yet so I'm putting him in Not A Dad) #Jinbei is the new Token Father of the Strawhats according to Oda and so I'm putting him where he is based on that. Also vibes #Law's where he is kind of for similar reasons as Jinbei. This boy is too young to be a dad but dealing with Luffy gave him a few grey hairs #Doflamingo did arguably watch over Buffalo and Baby 5 as those two grew up so he's The Most Qualified in that square #Weevil is baby #Hancock could have Dad Energy in the right circumstances. Like she has THE POTENTIAL #Buggy does not fuck #...Thinking about it I probably should've switched Hancock and Buggy's placements on the chart but whatever it doesn't matter

[robonoba-zorbo]

Okay, Hi. First post. uuum... I love Trafalgar Law, I'm currently in the start of Wano aaaaaaaaand I'll probably just end up posting nonsensical doodles cause I don't think I've ever had a coherent thought in my entire life

#one piece #trafalgar d water law #trafalgar d law #this will not be the last time you see me post about Law's whole “collecting coins” thing #if Oda didn't want me to focus on this one small piece of information then have made it cannon #and yes I know #it's not his whole personality #also the fact that vagrancy is his one of his hobbies is so funny to me #trafalgar law

[kuravix]

"I saved your ass."

"No I saved your arse!"

Ysjvgdg they let Sanji be full on British. He's gonna be yelling at every passing ship's steering skills and driving Nami insane by pointing out every single change in the weather.

#one piece live action #sanji #one piece #live action #i am british this is all factual information #ppl become so angry when they get behind a steering wheel #let him say british swears it would be so funny

[mastersoftheair]

an interview with kai alexander for airmail news

#(you can use archive dot is to get past the sign up wall. but you can also write-in a fake email and achieve the same thing!) #calling this a 'top tier' interview wouldn't even Begin to cover how awesome this interview is!! #i'm always looking for bit pieces and Here the Whole Article is about the show! no segways no diversions. exclusively MotA #so informative too. bro lost his accent? that's insane. kai out here with the method acting #also the first paragraph is very funny in a ya protag way. *looks at yourself in the mirror. fluffs hair. frowns* 'oh this won't do' lmao #masters of the air #hbo war #interview #kai alexander

[heich0e]

if you've read part 3/the prequel of yakuza!suna it's very important to me that you know suna started a fight and got sent to a brothel to go blow off some steam like being put in time out

#like snickers ad 'you're not you when you're hungry' type beat #idk why this is so funny to me but i needed you all to know this very insignificant piece of information

[tuxxydo]

robin and the revolutionary army is so funny to me cus it’s like; robin knows both luffy AND his dad. but she doesn’t say anything to either of them about each other, cus they mostly don’t care. then dragon knows that SAUL IS ALIVE and doesn’t tell robin cus he’s not aware of their relationship, despite him being at ohara and robin getting her bounty happened RIGHT after ohara was obliterated. then ivankov apparently NEVER showed up to the revolutionary homebase despite having sanji on ver island. and then robin KNOWS WHO KOALA IS and will never tell jinbe cus she isn’t aware of that relationship either and that’s just so fucking funny. like, this is the opposite of a misunderstanding plotline. you feel me?

#everyone knows important information and didn't tell the ppl they needed to #not out of any maliciousness obviously but it's still a little funny to me #i do wonder when jinbe will find out about koala tho. especially since robin found out about saul #nico robin #one piece

[revvethasmythh]

as a person who loves information but hates manipulative people, one of my favorite things to do right now is to just sit there and give middle of the road prompts to characters like raphael and the emperor who love the sounds of their own voices to sort of suggest that I might be interested in what they're selling, so long as they can convince me to buy. so they just keep talking and talking and I can hum along, getting all the info, and give nods like I'm really considering their deals until they've gotten their whole spiel out and they think they've got me convinced to do what they want and then just go "no, not interested 🫶🥰❤️" and walk away. driving people up the wall, one eldritch horror at a time

#also lying to the emperor is so funny. he is IN my head. he is trying to bang me in my sleep. he's like 'what blocked your thoughts from me? #and I'm like 'beats me bestie 🤷🏻‍♀️' and he just has to believe me because I passed my check #RIP to all the monster men trying to manipulate me I am lying to all of you I have never given a piece of genuine information to y'all #and I never will kindly get bent #rosie plays video games poorly #squad without the s #no but seriously there are so many men trying to manipulate me at this juncture #that dialogue option that's like 'I just want ONE night of dreamless sleep' is SO real

[floating-far-from-earth]

d6 sirius💕💕

HEHE LITTLE GUY!! the pain was too much for him...

(ask game)

#my art #whnoc #witch's heart #ask game #sirius gibson #him #I think this piece of information is so funny lmao

[elles-home]

i was videocalling my one piece friend today (he paused reading as the god valley incident started) and i was telling him some of the things i noticed when i was doing my anime rewatch after i had caught up with the manga, namely that bonney was sad/crying in sabaody whenever kuma was shown or somehow involved

and he was like "and he was there!!" as in kuma was there! in sabaody! when bonney was there too!

and i had to be like yeah! isnt it crazy! the foreshadowing! all the while being like yeah i totally dont know kuma checked up on his daughter while she was at sabaody and made the decision to not check in with her

craaazy

#one piece #one piece spoilers #egghead arc spoilers #eggehead arc #bartholomew kuma #jewelry bonney #its so funny i have to always calculate how much information this man knows whenever i talk one piece with him #dude just catch up #i have so much in me to yap #let me yap my dude

[godblooded]

also yes lord i am unapologetically a hater. for anyone who isn’t aware. this is what happens when you’ve been in fandom for so long and you NEVER like the popular one.

#ooc. o kaptain. #[I need to be critical for the legions of fucking people who refuse to be critical. and the kicker is! I wouldn’t even hate him! if he wasnt #everyone’s uwu precious baby baby! you know what kind of garbage shit that is? like come on guys he is objectively a piece of shit like 2/3 #of the way and like. if ‘trauma informs how you act!’ we should also be applying it to laezel who has been idk viciously physically and #emotionally abused and also comes from a culture that has literally raised her to be hateful by never showing or teaching her compassion!! #because the gith are fucking AWFUL to each other most of the time!! she’s an asshole because she has been raised to literaly be an asshole!! #but uwu astarion so funny he hates good things uwu silly vamp boy. like fuck you’re all so weak. laezel is the superior asshole.] #negative / #astarion critical /

[catilinas]

tate short for ethelburga

#shoutout to tom from uni who genuinely thought my legal name was ethelburga…………. #he had all the right pieces of information but put them together in absolutely the wrong way #i do respond to ethelburga though. because it is funny #beeps