#this might only be funny to me

[flashliiqhts]

A little bit of Kaboodle SMP propaganda

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#this might only be funny to me #but here goes #kaboodle smp #kaboodlesmp #kaboodle fanart #millkberry #ivorycello #pyroscythe #clownpierce #delilah died #prince zam #ashswag #i do not know the tags for everyone so if someone does please tell me #my art

[very-feral-lesbian]

@ eddie munson

#stranger things meme #stranger things #st4 #gayner things #this might only be funny to me #gay eddie munson #eddie munson #steddie #steveddie #steddie meme #eddie munson is a so bad its good flirt confirmed

[maverickcalf]

#anti disney #memes #top gun maverick #this might only be funny to me #but it is also meta

[minimarsbar]

#poll #evolution #crab #rat #fish #lizard #frog #bird #this might only be funny to me #or not #who knows

[five5sixers]

couldn't get this out of my head while working on shenfic chapter 5

#bloodyroar #bloody roar #fanart #shenlong the tiger #shenlong #this might only be funny to me

[sorcerersandskillusers]

Proposal that we call all Andrew Tate fans Tater Tots, cause their tiny, greasy and have no actual substance to them.

They also act like toddlers so it fits both ways

#andrew tate #tater tots #andrew taint #this might only be funny to me #but it fits so well #it might be offensive to tater tots though #fuck andrew tate

[magic-to-write]

I'm sorry, but could you imagine book two starting like this;

The Vernons in the living room hearing a small noise from the roof.

Mr. Vernon: everyone hush.

Silence, a little more noise from the roof.

Leila: dad what is that?

Mr. Vernon: she's on the roof.

Leila: what?

Mr. Vernon: get the gun.

Carter: WHAT?!

#the magic misfits #I'm dying of laughter here #This might only be funny to me #leila vernon #carter locke #Mr. Vernon #Sandra Santos #Incorrect quotes

[weaseltotheface]

the crew walks passed the captain's quarters and hears the faint sound of xylophones playing for the rest of the night

#cr spoilers #this might only be funny to me

[boneless-mika]

I had a great aromantic idea. So you get a group of friends together and then you do romantic things but ironically

#this might only be funny to me #but I’d do it #*kisses you solely to confuse the fuck out of an alloromantic* #I won’t lie that is my favorite part of being aromantic #highly want a queerplatonic partner where one of us calls the other a title with romantic connotations (like boyfriend) and the other calls #the first one a friend #just to watch the confusion on the faces of alloromantics who have never thought that deeply about different kinds of relationships

[queerasaurus-rexx]

it is a truth universally that, when given the opportunity, humanity will always choose to draw dicks.

#this might only be funny to me

[aghostsmirror]

queer culture is going "Christmas carol?" nah. THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL???? HELL YEAHHh

#christmas #the muppets #queer culture #me rn fr #im sleep deprived #this might only be funny to me #please tell me im not the only one #possibly just bi culture #this post was written by Kermit the frog #jk just a tired bi trans dude #so same thing pretty much

[titus-androgynous-87]

I’m going to tell my kids that this is Hetalia

#this might only be funny to me #but that’s all I can think of while she explains how MESSY these girlies were #no wonder WWI gave us some of the most horrifying advancements in warfare #as well as such dramatic shifts in art movement and public thought #because queer men are nothing if not adept at coming up with new and increasingly dramatic ways to end relationships #Youtube

[lemoneychicken]

saints row enjoyers when there is a major boat mission: oh boy, boat trauma!!!

#.... #this might only be funny to me

[rhikasa]

Reni, after moving to the surface: Hey, were did you put the plunger?

Angels:

Angels: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Reni: I live here!

Angels: NO YOU DON’T!

Reni: Yes I do-

Angels: NO THE HELL YOU DON’T!

#incorrect quotes #wos. history #that’s how this interaction went right? #this might only be funny to me #i couldn’t help but think about this vine when answering for wbw

[darkeneddawning]

Escaped clone au

You know all those fics where Danny and Damian are twins but everyone first assumes Danny must be a clone? How about an au where Danny is Damian's clone who escaped the League after he was assumed dead. Damian could even have been the one to have "killed" him, back when Danny was a newly created, fully brainwashed clone minion and trying to kill Damian himself.

Danny gets adopted by the Fentons and canon goes on as normal, until Dan. Witnessing what would happen to the world should he turn evil really drove home to Danny how dangerous he is.

Even if he was confident he could be trusted with his absurd amount of power (which he isn't), what if the League of Assassins found out about him? Does he still have programming triggers from his evil assassin clone conditioning?

So, Danny does the responsible thing: he goes to Batman to turn himself in.

Cue Danny showing up on Bruce's doorstep with ghost hunting equipment, intel on the afterlife, and an almost unbelievable backstory. Somehow he still managed to be more well-adjusted than Damian.

More thoughts under the read more

Here's how I'm thinking Danny leaving the League went down:

After surviving his wounds but failing his mission, Danny (then an unnamed potential Damian replacement) knew there was no point in returning to the League. As a failure, he was meant to be disposed of. He even thought of simply allowing himself to perish, since that was what the League would do.

But he couldn't help but feel as though that would be a waste of a resource. Surely he could be of more use to the League alive than dead?

That tiny bit of rebellious logic is what caused Danny to go into hiding, only living on based on the off chance he would find opportunities to further the League's goals. Obviously, that mentality didn't last long after being exposed to the real world and meeting one Jazz Fenton.

Being adopted by the Fentons was the best cover Danny could have asked for, since any odd behavior he couldn't hide while he was learning how to be "normal" was totally overshadowed by the sheer bizarre eccentricity of his new parents. He was still the neighborhood weird kid, but even that was a major upgrade from disposable tool, so Danny considered it a win.

Anyway, if anyone likes this idea, please feel free to have at it! Interpret it as you please :)

#dpxdc #dpxdc prompts #dawningwrites #Danny: I'm too powerful help please accept this 10 step guide that MIGHT give you a prayer of defeating me #Bruce: and you're saying that on top of all your potentially apocalyptic abilities you're also the ruler of another dimension?? #Danny: I know right?? they wouldn't listen to me when I said a teenager wasn't qualified. and technically I'm only 5 years old! #Danny's better adjusted than Damian bc he had Jazz to help him #and he didn't have to be anything other than a “normal” teen until his accident #whereas Damian had a bunch of traumatized and emotionally stunted vigilantes with a complicated family dynamic he walked into #Alfred did his best but there was only so much he could do without undermining Bruce or interfering with their vigilantism #Dan happened before Dani so she might not be in this (yet) #but if Danny's clones are still a thing I think he'd be even more traumatized by most of them melting #Dani: you don't know what it's like to be made by a rich supervillain to replace your original and then be discarded as a failure #Danny: ha ha so funny story #damian wayne #damian al ghul

[starry-bi-sky]

Broke: danny runs away from bruce wayne because he reminds him of Vlad (bad, overused, fundamentally misunderstands Bruce’s character as a whole for a shit joke)

Woke: bruce wayne doesnt remind danny of vlad masters, but of his best friend sam manson

black hair? check ✅

jewish? check ✅

richer than god? check ✅

gothic? well, mister wayne isnt himself but he lives in the most gothic city on earth so quasi-check ✅

loudly and proudly an activist for various rights including environmental and womens' rights? check ✅

im tired of the "oh danny runs away from bruce because he's rich and reminds him of vlad" give me a danny who actually likes bruce because he reminds him of his awesome kickass best friend who is also stupidly rich

like i’ve been told about the whole “oh fruit loop joke” before and i still think its a cheap, shallow joke if i’ve ever heard one that flanderizes Bruce’s character to an impressive degree. Vlad and Bruce are only comparable in the same sense that they’re both rich and Bruce adopts kids — but he isn’t doing it because of the “adoption addiction” joke, he’s doing it because he sees himself in the kids he adopts and he wants to give them better than he did. Vlad wants Danny as his son to spite Jack, they are not remotely comparable beyond that.

Like, beyond that too i highly doubt vlad masters gives his employees benefits like bruce wayne does. who canonically hires reformed villains and has various branches of medical, industrial, technology, etc in his company in order to help the people of gotham. does Vlad Masters run charities, soup kitchens, etc?? is Vlad contributing to the community? No, no he isnt.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #yes i know its a joke. its only funny in moderation #its also a shit joke #dpxdc vent #this doesnt mean anything i was just getting this off my chest. dont come @ me about it being a joke #i will only repeat what i said: its a shit joke and i dont care #it should be said #also knowing butch hartman and his love for all things superhero i wouldnt be surprised if sam is genuinely meant to be a caricature of #bruce wayne. considering how a lot of other DP things are inspired of the DCU and MCU. Freakshow. the reality gauntlet. danny is reminiscen #of spiderman #like think about it: she's jewish. she's gothic. she's loudly an activist. she's the top athlete in her grade. she's incredibly rich. #she's slightly emotionally constipated. she might actually be supposed to be a caricature of bruce wayne