#thought these were oils!!!

[toytulini]

okay

#toy txt post #toy poll post #polls #flowers #i dont think i have ever beem able to smell specific flower scents but i think i just never noticed it? #but i Definitely noticed it when i was posting pictures of the lemon tree blossoms and ppl were like 'ohhh those must smell amazing!' #and i was like. idk they smell like flowers to me. #and other ppl were like ohhh they smell like. a little hint of lemon essential oil and so sweet and light and nice and i was like #sniffs again. yeah not getting all that bud. but i let everyone have fun imagining that in the comments #but idk they all just kinda smell to me like. i would describe it as a pollen scent? #it gives pollen vibes #and like i can smell Plenty Of Other Things like i feel like im very susceptible to noticing the smell of this sat in the washing machine #too long. etc. and its not from the One Time i caught covid either. cos it was before that #seems largely fine but you know how we aroaces like to make posts like man i thought yall were just exaggerating about this for yrssss #thats how im feeling about the flower smell i think. are yall really smelling differences or is this some wine tasting placebo shit

[roaringwish]

History is written by victors, and for that reason, it wants to leave us behind.

Don't let it.

#touhou #2hu #okina matara #disability month #disability pride month #all my personal art involves Okina one way or another huh #so this is why she needed all that oil #well probably not I just thought it would be a good metaphor for the ones who were left behind #I wanted to upload a speedpaint but it was loading a 4 minute long video for 2 hours and I wasn't having it #1 hour*

[schizodiaries]

Psychobunny (2023), oil on canvas

A painting of a bunny made to represent my illness/blog. The bunny has schizophrenia :)

#my art #bunny #oil painting #schizophrenic art #psychotic art #mentally ill artist #schizophrenia art #(ps: the colors aren’t based on anything I just thought they were cool)

[amouramaryllis]

had another nightmare about trains

#upd8 #this time i kept missing trains until one took me to a place where the people were giant and everyone thought I was a baby #I turned into an oil painting person #I tried to climb a rainy hill and got #covered in barnacles #dream journal

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Anyway prohibitedwish dark medieval mystery drama au. The story is interjected every so often by prismo and scarab arguing over what should happen next

#random thoughts #adventure time #over time scarab learns to accept when things dont go his way (especially when prismo has a very good idea) #and prismo gets help working through his depression through the beauty of creating with another person (euphamism for gay sex lol) #hey prismo why do you want to collab with scarab hmm? to create life with another man? pretty gay it does seem #anyway in the beginning they argue because scarab wants stuff to go his way #and prismo keeps bringing up bad ideas and wanting to put jake-esque characters in everything #prismo is. not very creative #anyway their universe ends up following a sheriff and a self-declared wizard in the late-12th century (so around robin hood times) #as the sheriff hunts down a group of bandits #(prismo ends up really liking the bandits and thinking the sheriff sucks balls for hunting them down and scarab's like you just dont get it) #the self-declared wizard is very much a conman hawking snake oil (i do NOT sound like that is. very commonly interjected by prismo) #there is no magic. prismo keeps trying to put magic in there. scarab keeps shutting him down #scarab ends up trying to kill off the wizard for a dramatic moment and prismo gets upset about it #'it's a tragedy! it's supposed to be sad!' 'but WHAT IS THE POINT??? it's just tragedy for the sake of tragedy!' #'if your plan this whole time was to make me upset then congrats!!! you made everyone's friend prismo upset. im gonna do something else now' #prismo disappears and scarab feels. bad. it doesn't feel good. #eventually prismo comes back in to apologize for getting too into the story and leaving in a huff and shit and surprise!!! #the wizard is still alive! scarab LISTENED and he CONCEDED and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT BABEY!!! #now the ending of the story they were trying to tell is more bittersweet instead of a full-on 'everyone's dead or sad' thing #btw the sheriff and the wizard end up kissing and prismo and scarab are both VERY awkward about it #scarab still likes dark edgy stuff but he recognizes the universe he created with prismo is a SHARED project and he's been kind of a pill

[darlin-djarin]

i’d like to take a moment to appreciate din djarin and all that he has done for the wlw community

#bo-katan: im lesbian #din: the hell does that mean #bo-katan: i love women #din: me too #din: does this mean i’m lesbian #bo-katan: #star wars #the mandalorian #din djarin #din djarin is a lesbian idk what to tell y’all #for political reasons this is a joke #star wars shitpost #OH I ALSO SAW A POST LIKE #bo-katan: i'm lesbian #din: i thought you were american #extra virgin olive oil

[hostilemuppet]

after searching micheal's website my take is tht condoms are made out of like cling wrap and their lube is like either just water or clear glue

Their condoms are textured like this

But more malleable of course. Hey what was that about the glue thing

#ask #suggestive #I THOUGHT WE WERE FINE WITH OLIVE OIL...

[apollolovescheesecak]

first try with pastels

#art by me #sketch #drawing #eye #weirded me out a bit bc i thought they were oil pastels and it turns out they weren’t but i think pretty good for a first try #blue #green #purple #cool colors #pastels #first try

[burntheupholstery]

bg3 crew NEEDS a soiree heist fic

#cmon cmon i cant write it cos im shit but someone do it #everyone dresses up #shadowheart does her hair #maybe mass disguise self is used #laezel complains about her newly acquired aquiline nose 'i can't see past it! chik' #karlach is so happy she has to go cool off in a stream before coming back #wyll is enjoying human form again #gale oils his hair #astarion digs out the world's laceiest (?) collar from the szarr mansion cellar #first hour of the ball: glitz and glam and dazzle and wine #second hour of the ball: kisses in hidden hallways and sneaking in the shadows and sneak-attack-crit the guards and you find your mark #third hour of the ball: cover: blown; heist: complete; asses: being kicked; what do? RUN #fourth hour of the ball: disguises down paycheck in hand laughing about the silly dangerous things they did to get away #'KARLACH YOU JUMPED OFF THE THIRD STORY I THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE' #'SO DID I BUT DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLOOR' #etc etc

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!! #or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head? #This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch. #No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings. #bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!! #and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck. #Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he? #was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board. #Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself?? #'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person?? #Are you just living in some other reality??? #callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

[thefloorisbalaclava]

..

#so i'm part of the mrballen server #and one time we had a joke about starting a matchmaking channel #so people could say they met and fell in love in a discord server #it was funny and after that we just carried on as usual #then one day i get a message from a guy who's in the server #and he's introducing himself and whatnot #i thought it would be like we chat every now and then type thing but like... #it's so much more #i literally made a joke about matchmaking in the server and i'm dating someone from the server now 🤣 #he lives in ny so we were able to meet pretty easily #and y'all...he is FOINE #he's Ukrainian and so shy about his English but it's fine lol #he does construction #right now he's in the Philippines for 3 weeks building a fucking oil rig and I've been worried since he left #but he messages me every day though there's a 12 hour time difference #i really like him y'all #he's a single dad of 2 daughters and he's so amazing with them #he's a few years older than me which I prefer #he's just an all around good guy #and i wouldn't mind if things got a bit more serious between us...

[shima-draws]

My car: Happy Friday time for an oil change ALSO you have two flat tires mwah 😘

#TWO. TWO???? #I noticed they were really flat this morning BUT LIKE #I just thought that was bc my tire pressure light has been on. I thought my tire pressure was just way too low #WHICH is why I took my car in to get an oil change so they could fill up my tires while I was there #But nope! Flat! TWO FLAT!! #One has a nail in it?? #And the other has some weird staple idk WHAT it is #This has never ever happened to me before not even in my old car #I guess I just got weak ass tires 😔 #New car new tires that apparently suck ass #My old car’s tires probably ran over nails all the time and went HA BITCH YOU THOUGHT #Cries bc I know the repairs/replacements are going to be expensive and I’m already short on rent for this month #Bangs my head against the wall #Shima speaks #That’s how my day has been going if you were wondering 🥰

[gwarden123]

You don't need the knives on your feet. You could just hydroplane on the slippery liquid and skate that way. That's why the other guys are slipping.

#argylle #no black oil on her legs? no spray of liquid like a spray of ice when skating? #I really thought they were going to do the Samurai Jack thing and use the oil to simulate blood but no #skating was cool #it's like the car race in utena. it's nice to have a change up with what you do with your ending fight

[m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e]

As bad as life may get in the future can I just say thank GOD I’m not this person anymore… 😭

#crying over dumb shit that didn't matter. making more and more problems for myself with my terrible self-destructive thinking patterns. #zero confidence. zero self esteem. no one to talk to but the voices in my head. camera roll full of mental illness memes. #plus not to mention: hair that was greasier than an oil slick #gigantic yikes #I never sent these to anyone I just thought they were ‘funny’ 😭 #2022 was such a cursed year for me stg #personal

[scp3999]

i think god hates oil daniel

#twbb #there will be blood #eli sunday #daniel plainview #my art #based on some simpsons screenshots that i thought were applicable and so doodled this #was gna draw serious fanart but im a little sickly guy rn. i do not have it in me #happy eli sunday thursday #i was originally gna draw the oil rig on fire but i am so sleepy and i thought this was funnier

[evansbby]

seasonal depression is really really getting to me

#tw depressive #I’m looking back at snaps from this past summer #i was so happy so carefree #my outfits were so in point #nicely tanned #lashes and nails #makeup was on point too #now I’m just…. #so stressed out all the time #unhappy and cold #feeling hopeless lmao #so inactive as well!! #in the summer I was like never at home #now I’m almost always at home #gonna try and clean my room today I’ve let it get so messy #maybe it’ll make me feel better #ughhh and I’ll oil my hair but honestly lookswise I’m not serving anything atm #even my makeup looks wrong and never sits right in my face anymore #ughhhhhhh #always thought I was a fall girlie but I feel so down #then again when it’s summer I’m always complaining about how hot it is #ughhh idek